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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-apple-subreddit">From Apple Subreddit</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-hacker-news">From Hacker News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-apple-subreddit">From Apple Subreddit</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Shortcuts Sunday - [November 15]</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Amazon employees arrested for stealing $592,000 worth of iPhones</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>I’m giving away an iPhone 12 Pro/Max/Mini to a commenter at random to celebrate Apollo for Reddit’s iOS 14 update, plus the new iPhones, plus some cheer amongst COVID. Simply leave a comment and you’re entered! Good luck, winner announced in 24 hours at 11 PM GMT.</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>(iMore) iPhone 12 mini review: It’s all I’ve ever wanted in a tiny iPhone</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Apple’s M1 SoC Shreds GeForce GTX 1050 Ti In New Graphics Benchmark</strong></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-hacker-news">From Hacker News</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Standing up for developers: YouTube-dl is back</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25113132">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>YouTube-dl’s repository has been restored</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25111726">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Ok Google: please publish your DKIM secret keys</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25113482">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Black Screen After MacBook Pro Update to macOS Big Sur</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25112768">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>My side projects always fail. This time is different.</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25114214">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>PostgreSQL psql command line tutorial and cheat sheet</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25113440">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Yelp Is Screwing over Restaurants by Quietly Replacing Their Phone Numbers</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25113503">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Show HN: I created a URL shortener that can be entirely hosted on GitHub Pages</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25110879">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Repl.it (YC W18) Is Hiring Growth and SRE</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25114004">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>I failed to make LinkedIn fix their broken international domain URL parser</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25111142">Comments</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Kremlin Prepares for a Biden Presidency</strong> - Even in Moscow, there is accumulated disappointment and fatigue with Trump and all that his Presidency failed to deliver.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Is This a Coup, or Just Another Trump Con?</strong> - A post-election report from Minsk-on-the-Potomac.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Pandemic’s Winter Surge Is Here</strong> - The numbers are rising. Our leaders must react quickly to prevent unnecessary deaths.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How a Long Island County Fought COVID-19</strong> - A county executive looks back on the first wave.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Bridge Dog</strong> - I thought I could stave off the grief of losing one dog by getting another.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Golf | Dream come true for Dustin Johnson</strong> - Sets a few records on way to second Major title; Im and Smith second, five strokes behind</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Djokovic routs Schwartzman</strong> - Nadal proves too good for Russian debutant Rublev</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>When Virat goes home, Rohit might step up, says Glen McGrath</strong> - He also says Bumrah has ‘every attribute’ as a fast-bowler ‘to be one of the greats’.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Ministry sanctions ₹10 lakh for M.P. Singh’s treatment</strong> - The Olympian is currently on dialysis.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Italy back in contention among elite</strong> - Belgium bundles England out of the competition; Wijnaldum’s star turn for the Netherlands</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Border facilitation centres wound up</strong> - Facilities set up to check spread of pandemic</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>170 file papers in Wayanad</strong> - As many as 170 candidates filed their nomination papers for the upcoming local body polls in the district on Monday. These include 11 nomination paper</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Human rights panel lashes out at hospitals for denial of treatment</strong> - The Kerala State Human Rights Commission on Monday came down heavily on hospitals in the State for denying medical care to some patients in the name o</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Pinarayi moots fact-check system for media</strong> - Chief Minister Pinarayi Vijayan has mooted a fact-check system to verify reports appearing in the media. Addressing a seminar organised by the Kerala</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Tunnels’ revival clears the way for waterway</strong> - 60.5-km stretch Akkulam-Kollam waterway made navigable</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>EU budget blocked by Hungary and Poland over rule of law issue</strong> - The two countries object to a clause that links funding with adherence to the rule of law.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Greece migrants: Afghan father charged over son’s drowning death</strong> - The Afghan asylum-seeker lost his six-year-old son after crossing from Turkey earlier this month.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Coronavirus: Germany hails couch potatoes in new videos</strong> - One advert depicts an elderly man looking back on the winter of 2020, while saying “we did nothing”.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Brexit: PM confident UK ‘will prosper’ without EU trade deal</strong> - Boris Johnson’s comments come ahead of another week of negotiations for a post-Brexit trade deal.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>France train attack: Four stand trial over foiled Thalys shooting</strong> - The plot to attack American passengers came weeks before the Paris attacks in which 130 people died.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Capcom: Up to 350,000 people could be affected by ransomware leak</strong> - Investigation continues into encrypted files and deleted logs. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1723463">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The old way of handing out corporate hardware doesn’t work anymore</strong> - It’s no longer just about issuing a laptop—the world and our requirements have changed. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1723349">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Chevrolet recalls the Bolt EV after 5 confirmed battery fires</strong> - Call your dealer to schedule a software patch, available from November 17. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1723453">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Thanks to SpaceX, NASA regains a capability it lost for a decade</strong> - SpaceX has now launched as many astronauts into space as the Mercury program. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1723426">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>It’s launch day for the historic Crew-1 mission to the space station</strong> - NASA and SpaceX have made several small changes to Dragon for this flight. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1723371">link</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</h1>
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Me: “Okay, this isn’t working out.”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/SnooMaps1899"> /u/SnooMaps1899 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/jv65pw/i_walked_in_on_my_girlfriend_having_sex_with_her/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/jv65pw/i_walked_in_on_my_girlfriend_having_sex_with_her/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom">****NSFW** A 20 year old joke** - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Memedestroyer10199"> /u/Memedestroyer10199 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/jv4nb9/nsfw_a_20_year_old_joke/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/jv4nb9/nsfw_a_20_year_old_joke/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The year is 2028 and /r/Jokes is still going strong.</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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A new user gets on to <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/jokes">/r/jokes</a> and sees the most upvoted joke just says “28”
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The second most upvoted joke says “3915”
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The third most upvoted joke says “756”
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He can’t see why they’re getting so many upvotes, so he comments “These aren’t jokes, they’re numbers”
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The mod replies “You must be new here. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes">/r/Jokes</a> has been around for so long, we’ve seen every joke, so we just refer to them by numbers now”
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The new user wants to get a few upvotes so writes “504,323”
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When he checks his account the next day his joke is the top post on reddit and the most upvoted <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes">/r/Jokes</a> thread of the last 10 years. He messages the mods “What happened?”
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The mod replies “Nobody had heard that one before”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Tony49UK"> /u/Tony49UK </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/jv602n/the_year_is_2028_and_rjokes_is_still_going_strong/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/jv602n/the_year_is_2028_and_rjokes_is_still_going_strong/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
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The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
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The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
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Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
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The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
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What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” The blond replies:
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”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/onairmastering"> /u/onairmastering </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/juwbiu/a_blonde_walks_into_a_bank_in_new_york_city_and/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/juwbiu/a_blonde_walks_into_a_bank_in_new_york_city_and/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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New Jersey, I’m in New Jersey.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ShadowPrezident"> /u/ShadowPrezident </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/juz71i/my_body_is_in_a_disgusting_embarrassing_totally/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/juz71i/my_body_is_in_a_disgusting_embarrassing_totally/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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