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I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her fitness trainer. -
Me: “Okay, this isn’t working out.”
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****NSFW** A 20 year old joke** -
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
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The year is 2028 and /r/Jokes is still going strong. -
A new user gets on to /r/jokes and sees the most upvoted joke just says “28”
The second most upvoted joke says “3915”
The third most upvoted joke says “756”
He can’t see why they’re getting so many upvotes, so he comments “These aren’t jokes, they’re numbers”
The mod replies “You must be new here. /r/Jokes has been around for so long, we’ve seen every joke, so we just refer to them by numbers now”
The new user wants to get a few upvotes so writes “504,323”
When he checks his account the next day his joke is the top post on reddit and the most upvoted /r/Jokes thread of the last 10 years. He messages the mods “What happened?”
The mod replies “Nobody had heard that one before”
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. -
She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” The blond replies:
”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
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My body is in a disgusting, embarrassing, totally repulsive state right now -
New Jersey, I’m in New Jersey.
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