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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How to Unionize at Amazon</strong> - On Staten Island, it made all the difference that the union was independent and led by workers from the warehouse, not managed by a large, outside organization. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/dispatch/how-to-unionize-at-amazon">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Collecting Bodies in Bucha</strong> - A team of Ukrainian volunteers say that, since the Russian retreat, they have picked up three hundred corpses. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/dispatch/collecting-bodies-in-bucha">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Putins War Gives America a Chance to Get Serious About Refugees</strong> - The climate crisis will produce a huge wave of migrants, and were not ready. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/putins-war-gives-america-a-chance-to-get-serious-about-refugees">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Sunday Reading: Springtime in the City</strong> - From the archive: a selection of pieces on the charms of the season. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/books/double-take/sunday-reading-springtime-in-the-city">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How a Forgotten Bit of Infrastructure Became a Symbol of Civic Pride</strong> - The salt box, a winter fixture in Baltimore, was largely overlooked. But, during the pandemic, artists helped turn the humble object into a local celebrity. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/us-journal/how-a-forgotten-bit-of-infrastructure-became-a-symbol-of-civic-%20pride">link</a></p></li>
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<li><strong>The best $3,000 I ever spent: Surgery for a cat I never wanted</strong> -
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The veterinarian told us that even with surgery, Teddy still might not survive.  | Dana Rodriguez for Vox
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“Cat lady” was a label I didnt want after losing my husband. But Teddy changed everything.
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When people share that they are a “dog person” or a “cat person,” throughout my life I have had to apologetically admit that I was neither. I grew up with dogs, and I even owned several as an adult, but I never got that warm fuzzy feeling toward them, that special bond that others so often describe. As for cats, I learned by osmosis from my family that they were feral animals who used our garden beds as their litter boxes. I thought of them as aloof and disloyal animals who got their paws all over countertops and sunk their nails into furniture. I certainly never expected to spend almost $3,000 on a pandemic rescue cat.
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When Covid-19 first disrupted the world, my fast-paced, busy schedule came to a screeching halt. I was four years into a different type of grief. My husband had unexpectedly passed away, leaving me a single mother to a 13-month-old, 3-year-old, and a 6-year-old. All of the things I used to seek comfort in during the years that followed — overscheduling, running away on trips, and the built-in company of my social networks — completely dried up. School became exclusively online, and as a high school government teacher, I struggled to teach my classes virtually while juggling solo parenting at home. I felt stranded on a desolate island, and being stuck at home left me feeling more alone than ever. As my despair deepened, I watched other people scramble to adopt pets to fill their own pandemic voids. My daughter seized this opportunity to push harder for the orange tabby kitten of her dreams. I never thought I would agree, but as the uncertainty of the times slowly drained me, somehow I said yes.
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But I was scared. I wasnt an animal person, and I worried this would be another pet I would feel indifferent toward. It also felt unrealistic to take on more responsibility as an only parent. Not to mention the danger of the cat lady stigma: I already felt insecure about my relationship status, single-mother status, and almost-40 status. “Cat lady” was a label I did not want to add to this depressing resume. Yet there I was, filling out applications and chasing every possible lead during a <a href="https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2020/4/28/21232763/dog-cat-adoption-foster-coronavirus-
quarantine">competitive surge in pet adoptions</a>, until finally, a friend of a friend knew someone who had a rescue with an orange tabby kitten. We named him Teddy.
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Any doubts I had dissolved the moment we picked him up. Teddy was friendly and social, destroying every preconceived notion I had about cats. He let my children carry him around, kiss him, and take naps with him. My no-cat-on-the-bed rule immediately went out the window. He slept with me every night and cuddled against one of us at all times. I taught my classes online with Teddy nearby. He kept a daily rotation of sleeping, stepping on my keyboard, and walking in front of my camera with his tail in my face. His presence had a calming effect during those anxious weeks and months when we had no idea what we were doing or where we were going.
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It confused me how much I loved Teddy. Id spent my entire life thinking I hated cats. I would scoff at people who treated their pets like their children; I could never wrap my mind around that kind of love. Now I was posting pictures of my cat on social media and buying cat-themed dish towels. I wondered how I could have gone so many years not knowing.
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One day, five months after we got Teddy, he began to throw up. I was still a nervous pet owner, but other people reassured me that it was probably nothing. I felt like a new parent, constantly checking to see if the baby was still breathing. When it continued for a few days, I knew it was serious. I worried about how much money an emergency visit would cost. I searched for an appointment, only to find that all the vets near us were booked out for days because of the pandemic pet explosion and safety precautions. It made for a perfect storm while Teddy became increasingly lethargic, no longer eating or drinking, and unable to even lift his head. The kids took turns checking on him, trying to coax him to take sips of water, and worrying that he was going to die.
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We were finally able to get in at a vet across town with peeling advertisements, unkempt landscaping, and minimal Yelp reviews. It would not have been my first choice, but we were desperate. A vet tech took Teddy from us as we waited in the parking lot due to Covid-19 protocols.
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<q>I wondered how I could have gone so many years not knowing</q>
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It took two trips before a diagnosis: an obstruction in Teddys intestines. We were told it could be a hair tie or a rubber band that he may have swallowed. I thought about the number of things my children left out on a regular basis and I felt immediate guilt that I didnt do a better job of picking them up. Teddy needed emergency surgery or he was going to die. The veterinarian told us that even with surgery, he still might not survive.
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I initially paid $289 for X-rays and a barium test. Surgery and recovery would be another $2,446. Almost $3,000 and no guarantees for a rescue cat we had known for five months. I had to give the office an answer.
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“You need to put that cat down,” my dad said on the phone when he called to get an update.
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I grew up in a household where animals had to be low-cost and low-maintenance. My parents were frugal people who didnt believe in sinking money into their animals. There were no exceptions. If an animal violated any one of those rules, it either got re-homed or put down. Pet insurance wasnt a thing I knew about or took seriously.
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I sat in my car in front of the veterinarians office crying as I tried to decide. I looked in the rearview mirror and saw my childrens faces. Their eyes brimmed with tears as they stared at me, searching for an answer in my expression.
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“Its a lot of money,” I tried to explain, my stomach in knots. I knew the clock was ticking. One of the worst things about becoming an only parent is being responsible for everything. There was no other parent to bounce an idea off, and no one to share the blame for making the wrong decisions that might ruin everyones lives.
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“Do we not have the money?” my daughter asked.
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“You can use all of my money,” my older son said.
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My 5-year-old offered to make the surgery count toward all of their Christmas presents for the year. His siblings agreed, and even added their birthday presents too.
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<q>If there was one thing losing my husband had taught me, it was that time is precious and fleeting and priceless</q>
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The thing is, Teddy was so much more than a cat to me. He was even more than family. I never expected to love an animal the way I loved him. He gave me the gift of hope — a realization that my life still had so many happy discoveries to unearth, more joy to experience, and likely a lot more heartache too. It was all worth it. I think my mind was set before I even saw the price, back when I handed Teddy off and it felt like a piece of my heart was being given away. Subconsciously, I must have known that I was too far in love to consider any other option. If there was one thing losing my husband had taught me, it was that time is precious and fleeting and priceless. We dont get to control a lot of things in life, but out of the choices we do get to make, we should choose the heck out of them. That is a gift I never want to take for granted.
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The surgery went well. The veterinarian produced the culprit of the obstruction. He gave it to me in a clear zip bag: knotted, bloody green string from the new cat scratching post I bought earlier in the week. I felt more guilt, but Teddy eventually recovered with no complications. Sometimes we get our best-case scenarios.
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My husband had been severely allergic to cats. It is not lost on me that we would have never gotten a cat if he were still alive or if this pandemic had never happened. Of course I would rather take a world where my husband was here and there was no Covid-19, but in lieu of those options, I get to live in this silver lining — a place where our household today has expanded to three cats, officially making me a full-blown cat lady.
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Death can have a way of hardening us. We can feel angry and punished for our circumstances; the loss and grief can be consuming. In the throes of raw grief, I did not think I would ever be happy again. I struggled to conceptualize a future with joyful new beginnings. I didnt think I even wanted it. But loss can also have a way of softening us, opening our hearts to what is possible if we choose to let it.
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<em>Teresa Shimogawa is a civics teacher and writer trying to do good things in the world.</em>
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<li><strong>What the media needs to get right in the next pandemic</strong> -
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Experts from the WHO- China joint team Mi Feng, Liang Wannian, Peter Ben Embarek and Marion Koopmans attend the WHO-China Joint Study Press Conference on February 9, 2021 in Wuhan, Hubei Province of China.  | China News Service via Getty Ima
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Journalists struggled to accurately convey scientific uncertainty on Covid-19.
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The media has come under harsh scrutiny for how it has covered Covid-19, for good and sometimes for unfair reasons. It is absolutely true that covering a fast-moving pandemic in an age when science is being done at a record cadence and under an unrelenting spotlight is a truly difficult job. But mistakes under duress are mistakes nonetheless, and the only way we get better at this job is to learn from them.
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One recurring theme in the media missteps over the pandemic is a failure to think through and convey uncertainty to readers. And one glaring example of how many journalists and outlets failed the public is in its coverage of the so-called <a href="https://www.vox.com/22453571/lab-leak-covid-19-coronavirus-hypothesis-wuhan-virology-china">lab leak theory</a> of Covid-19s origins.
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This became freshly relevant again recently when Vanity Fair <a href="https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/03/the-virus-hunting-nonprofit-at-the-center-of-
the-lab-leak-controversy">published a fairly stunning piece of reporting</a> by Katherine Eban on the long and ugly fight among scientists and officials over the origins of the SARS-CoV-2 virus.
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Its worth remembering how initial reports of the lab leak theory were met by the press when it first started trickling out in the earliest months of the pandemic. At the time, it was widely agreed that China was likely concealing information about the origins of the pandemic, just as it had originally downplayed the virus itself.
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At the same time, there was plenty of nonsense floating around, like claims that Covid-19 was closely related to HIV (<a href="https://apnews.com/article/archive-fact-checking-8955701525">its not</a>) or that it was engineered by Bill Gates (also a no). When <a href="https://www.slowboring.com/p/the-medias-lab-leak-fiasco?s=r">Republican Sen. Tom Cotton speculated </a>that Covid could have escaped from the Wuhan Institute of Virology (WIV) lab, many scientists condemned that as the same conspiratorial nonsense, and many journalists echoed them.
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That includes me — <a href="https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2020/2/6/21121303/coronavirus-wuhan-panic-pandemic-outbreak">I published an article </a>on February 6, 2020, warning that the coronavirus might turn out to be a big deal. Im proud of it overall, but less so about the part where I referenced the “conspiracy theory” that the virus was from a Wuhan lab.
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But lab origins werent a conspiracy theory — they were a credible scientific hypothesis, at a moment when we knew very little, for how Covid-19 could have originated. The WIV was conducting research on SARS-like coronaviruses, and we later learned that shortly before the pandemic began they <a href="https://www.researchgate.net/publication/349073738_An_investigation_into_the_WIV_databases_that_were_taken_offline">took offline a massive database of viruses theyd studied.</a>
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As was well known at the time, Chinas government had a <a href="https://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1155641/transparency-key-lesson-learned-sars-outbreak-
mainland-china">history of lying and covering up disease outbreaks</a>, including the original SARS outbreak in 2002 and 2003, which was always going to make it very difficult to get to the bottom of a situation like this one.
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Privately, Eban found, a few scientists were writing to each other that there may have been a lab origin for Covid-19. But publicly, they said something different, shutting the door on the lab origins theory.
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Its not that they were covering up clear-cut evidence of a lab origin. Instead, there seemed to be a push to prematurely resolve the conversation — perhaps out of a sense that the public couldnt be trusted to handle uncertainty.
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Why we need to get better at living with uncertainty
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This isnt just a question of media or science criticism — its a big problem for our faltering efforts to prepare for the next pandemic.
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The fact is that we dont have enough evidence, one way or another, to prove definitively whether Covid-19 originated in a lab or in the wild. And thats okay. We should be comfortable with communicating that uncertainty.
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Covid origins are far from the only story during the pandemic where there were efforts to put forward a “united front” or an appearance of scientists all agreeing, when in fact the science was uncertain and the scientists did disagree.
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The attitudes that are lacking here — tolerance of uncertainty, a willingness to withhold reassuring but incomplete answers, and courage to admit past mistakes — are attitudes that well need to adopt to do better in the next pandemic.
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But the uncertainty challenge goes the other way, too. All too often, <a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/02/how-public-health-messaging-
backfired/618147/">communicators seemed a bit too timid</a> to put forward provisional conclusions based on the available evidence, sometimes waiting for the definitive word from a very <a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2021/04/cdc-outdoor-mask-pandemic/618739/">conservative and sclerotic CDC </a>before hitting “publish.”
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In February 2021, people wanted to know whether vaccines reduced the odds youd pass on Covid to another person. There was some preliminary evidence that they did. But since the evidence wasnt certain, and since they didnt want vaccinated people to abandon all caution, a lot of public health communicators were reluctant to say anything about the topic.
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I <a href="https://www.vox.com/future-
perfect/22291959/covid-vaccines-transmission-protect-spread-virus-moderna-pfizer">wrote an article on the growing evidence that vaccines reduced transmission</a>, a theory that turned out to be accurate, though it was months before the CDC came to the same conclusion.
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Efforts to create a “united front” are meant to reduce misinformation and confusion, but sometimes they end up causing it, as everyone waits to see what everyone else is saying. Ive come to believe its better to directly and publicly explain what you believe and why, while acknowledging disagreement where relevant.
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Reviving trust in the media
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From the start of the pandemic, health officials made questionable pronouncements at times, often amplified by the media. First, some officials told us to worry more about the flu. Then we were told not to buy masks. The reversals on those and other questions may have contributed to declining trust in our <a href="https://www.reuters.com/business/media-
telecom/reuters-next-public-trust-crumbles-under-covid-19-fake-news-survey-2021-01-13/">public health establishment and the media</a>.
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Instead of trying to present a united front, scientists should say that there is disagreement, and explain what specifically the disagreement is about. And instead of trying to present readers with “the answer” on big questions like the origins of Covid, journalists should get comfortable saying that we do not know for sure, sharing what evidence we have, and being okay with not knowing.
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Experts should also get more comfortable disagreeing with other experts publicly when they disagree privately. One painful lesson has been that our public health officials are only human, and a recurring theme in Ebans piece is that they often had large disparities between what they believed privately and what they said publicly.
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Based on the discourse about the lab leak theory, its not clear weve learned the lessons above. We need to adapt — quickly — if we want to do better in the next pandemic.
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<li><strong>Heres what the ICC can actually do about Putins war crimes</strong> -
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The world is watching — and condemning — Russias actions in Ukraine. | Romy Arroyo Fernandez/NurPhoto via Getty Images
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The ICC may offer a path to hold Russia accountable, but it has plenty of limitations.
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The bombing of a train station in Ukraine where many were gathered to evacuate. The <a href="https://www.vox.com/2022/4/3/23009048/russian-troops-retreat-in-ukraine-civilian-deaths-discovered">murder of countless civilians in Bucha</a> and other areas. As evidence of Russian atrocities against Ukraine builds, so do calls to bring the perpetrators to justice — including from US President Joe Biden, who recently <a href="https://www.reuters.com/world/biden-says-putin-is-war-criminal-calls-war-crimes-trial-2022-04-04/">said Vladimir Putin should be tried for war crimes</a>.
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“You saw what happened in Bucha,” Biden told reporters on Monday. “We have to gather the information. And we have to get all the detail so this can be an actual, have a war crimes trial,” Biden said, calling Putin “a war criminal.”
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While its possible to try war crimes in national courts, investigators from the <a href="https://www.icc-cpi.int/">International Criminal Court</a> (ICC) are already working in Ukraine to gather and vet evidence, and a <a href="https://www.icc-cpi.int/news/statement-icc-
prosecutor-karim-aa-khan-qc-situation-ukraine-receipt-referrals-39-states">number of nations</a> have already referred the case to the global court, signaling <a href="https://foreignpolicy.com/2022/03/24/putin-war-crimes-prosecute-trial-
ukraine/">a strong push to</a> to bring such crimes to trial.
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But its not as simple as filing a case at a courthouse; there are practical and political limits to what the ICC can do in any of the crimes it investigates and prosecutes. Among those challenges, in this case, is the fact that neither Russia nor Ukraine is party to the ICC, although Ukraine recognizes the courts jurisdiction, so the court can prosecute those responsible for atrocity crimes committed in Ukraine.
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The ICC itself is based in The Hague, the Netherlands, but it <a href="https://asp.icc-cpi.int/states-parties">has 123 member nations all over the world</a>. The courts remit is to try grievous crimes like war crimes, genocide, crimes against humanity — collectively known as atrocity crimes — and aggression, but its not intended to replace national courts, explained <a href="https://www.zvobgo.com/">Kelebogile Zvobgo</a>, assistant professor of government at the College of William &amp; Mary. “Its a court of last resort,” she told Vox. “The court only has jurisdiction in places unwilling or unable to investigate or prosecute their own cases.” Given the fact that the Russian government denies waging war in Ukraine in the first place, much less committing atrocities there, the ICC could be an appropriate mechanism for holding Kremlin officials accountable. But the ICC is not the only avenue to pursue justice for atrocity crimes, and its far from guaranteed that Putin or any of his high- level associates would ever stand trial.
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A permanent international court is still relatively new
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Although the idea for a permanent international criminal court dates back to 1870, the ICC wasnt established until 1998. <a href="https://www.icc-cpi.int/sites/default/files/RS-Eng.pdf">The Rome Statute</a> — the product of the UNs Rome Conference, where 160 different governments convened to consider an international criminal court — enshrined the ICC as the first permanent international court; it came into force in 2002, after 60 countries had ratified the Rome Statute. The ICC has a permanent, professional, and impartial staff, and operates in coordination with the United Nations, although its an independent body.
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Prior to the courts establishment, there were mechanisms for trying crimes of international concern, most notably the Tokyo and Nuremberg tribunals after World War II. These were conducted before the Geneva Conventions were passed and were the first known international trials for crimes conducted during conflict. But those trials werent immune to criticism, including about their expedience as well as concerns over a sense of partiality, or “victors justice,” as Zvobgo said.
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Later tribunals, like the <a href="https://www.icty.org/sid/7765">United Nations International Criminal Tribunal for the Former Yugoslavia</a> prosecuting the ethnic cleansing of Albanians in Kosovo under former Serbian President Slobodan Milošević, the <a href="https://ihl-
databases.icrc.org/applic/ihl/ihl.nsf/b0d5f4c1f4b8102041256739003e6366/65cb6be7caca532cc1256c1d0027f549?OpenDocument">Special Court for Sierra Leone</a>, which prosecuted those responsible for that nations brutal civil war, and the <a href="https://www.eccc.gov.kh/en/node/39457">Extraordinary Chambers in the Courts of Cambodia</a>, which <a href="https://www.eccc.gov.kh/en/keyevents">prosecuted the crimes of the Khmer Rouge</a>, operated in conjunction with or under the auspices of the UN.
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Individual countries can also try individuals for crimes that fall under <a href="https://www.hrw.org/news/2009/10/19/basic-facts-universal-
jurisdiction#:~:text=Universal%20jurisdiction%20is%20the%20ability,such%20as%20territoriality%20or%20active%2F">universal jurisdiction</a>, like atrocity crimes. Most recently, German courts were able to secure convictions for two Syrian military leaders for crimes committed against Syrians in Syria — crimes which technically didnt involve Germany at all, but because they were so egregious and such an affront to the international order, they fall under universal jurisdiction.
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Unlike other international courts, like the <a href="https://echr.coe.int/Pages/home.aspx?p=home">European Court of Human Rights</a>, the ICC can only try individuals, not nation-states. That theoretically includes sitting heads of state, although thats never happened in the courts 20-year history, and is unlikely to happen in the context of Russias invasion of Ukraine. The court has no enforcement mechanism, so while it can issue arrest warrants, it relies on national authorities to execute those warrants. “There are many ICC fugitives,” Zvobgo said, including former Sudanese dictator Omar al-Bashir, who even <a href="https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/06/15/414659928/sudanese-president-flies-home-after-south-african-
court-orders-his-arrest">evaded capture in South Africa</a>, a signatory to the Rome Statute, in 2015. <a href="https://www.icc-
cpi.int/cases?cases_fulltext=&amp;field_defendant_t=All&amp;f%5B0%5D=accused_states_cases%3A329&amp;page=1">All told, defendants in 11 ICC cases</a> remain at large.
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The court has, however, seen 30 cases, with 10 convictions and four acquittals. That might not seem like much, but considering how difficult it is to build the kinds of cases the ICC prosecutes, and the capacity that many defendants have to evade capture and trial, its significant.<br/>
Its also a sign that countries are following up on their responsibilities, per the Rome Statute, and holding their own investigations and prosecutions for atrocity crimes, Zvobgo told Vox, citing an instance in Colombia in which the ICC <a href="https://www.hrw.org/news/2021/12/16/icc-starts-next-chapter-colombia">closed down a preliminary investigation</a> into grave crimes of international concern — including thousands of alleged extrajudicial killings that occurred over five decades of armed conflict — after determining that the Colombian government could conduct its own investigation and trials.
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Prosecuting Putin could be impossible
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The ICC doesnt try defendants in absentia, or if theyre not present at the court. And because the court doesnt have a mechanism like a police force to enforce its arrest warrants, Putin could evade capture as long as he stays in Russia or other friendly nations — and in power.
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“I dont really see the mechanism for holding Putin criminally accountable,” Zvobgo told Vox. “The US and allies, I dont think its possible that they will seize Putin,” she said, noting that it could set a disastrous precedent and could enable Russia or any other country to use international justice to retaliate against their adversaries.
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Plus, there is little precedent for trying sitting heads of state. The only time thats happened is when Milošević stood trial and was indicted for atrocity crimes in Kosovo in 1999 in a special tribunal convened by the UN. The <a href="https://www.aba-icc.org/about-the-icc/evolution-of-international-criminal-
justice/">ICC and other international tribunals</a> have indicted former heads of state, like former President of Liberia Charles Taylor and former President of Chad Hissène Habré, however.
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Another complicating factor is that one of the most vocal nations suggesting Putin to be tried at the Hague — the United States — <a href="https://www.hrw.org/news/2020/09/02/qa-international-criminal-court-and-united-
states#:~:text=The%20US%20is%20not%20a,voted%20against%20the%20Rome%20Statute.">isnt itself a party to the ICC</a>. The US government voted against the ICC during the Rome Conference in 1998; former President Bill Clinton signed on to the Rome Statute in 2000, but never submitted it to Congress for ratification. Former President George W. Bush in 2002 notified then-UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan that the US would not ratify the Rome Statute and didnt have to abide by any of its provisions.
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“It really shows a lot of hypocrisy,” and encourages the perception of “justice for thee, not for me,” Zvobgo noted. <a href="https://apnews.com/article/crime-courts-afghanistan-war-crimes-
taliban-a758ac22703e13c37a58322f0c26c3f1">In 2020</a>, the <a href="https://theintercept.com/2021/10/05/afghanistan-icc-
war-crimes/">US was under investigation by the ICC for war crimes in Afghanistan</a>, which prompted former President Donald Trump to pursue sanctions against then-ICC prosecutor Fatou Bensouda of The Gambia and senior prosecution official Phakiso Mochochoko, a diplomat from Lesotho.
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Even if it were possible to bring Putin to the Hague, the ICC couldnt try him for one of the most critical crimes — aggression — for which hes clearly responsible. Thats because the ICC can only try aggression crimes, defined as “the planning, preparation, initiation or execution, by a person in a position effectively to exercise control over or to direct the political or military action of a State, of an act of aggression which . . . constitutes a manifest violation of the Charter of the United Nations,” per the Rome Statute, if the countries in question are signatories. Neither Russia nor Ukraine is. Linking Putin to other reported war crimes in Ukraine, like the indiscriminate killing of noncombatants, targeting civilian facilities like train stations and hospitals, and sexual violence, is a massive undertaking and requires documentary evidence — like specific orders or testimony from insider witnesses, which are closely guarded — linking the actions of soldiers on the ground to officials in the Kremlin. “This stuff just takes a long time,” Zvobgo told Vox, “and it doesnt necessarily end in a guilty verdict.”
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>India to open against Pakistan in Junior Davis Cup</strong> - Slotted with top-seed Australia, the host will aim to make the World Group</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Police investigate after Cristiano Ronaldo knocked phone from fan</strong> - Ronaldo apparently slapped a phone out of a supporters hand as he left the field after a loss at Everton</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>IPL 2022 | Zaheer hopes Mumbai Indians cash in on “close moments”</strong> - The five-team champion outfit has ended up on the wrong side in its four matches so far.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>IPL 2022: KKR vs DC | Warner, Prithvi shine in Delhis 215 for 5 against Knight Riders</strong> - Shaw, Warner score half-centuries; Narine picks up two wickets for KKR</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>IPL 2022: SRH vs GT | Gujarat, the team to beat, takes on inconsistent Hyderabad</strong> - Three consecutive wins in the IPL have given Gujarat Titans the momentum</p></li>
</ul>
<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Fall in generation, coal supply issues blamed for power crisis in A.P.</strong> - Surge in demand because of summer has resulted in a deficit of 50 MUs per day</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Andhra Pradesh Governor accepts resignations of 24 Ministers</strong> -</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Opposition parties should come together to end BJP's oppression: Kharge</strong> - The Leader of Opposition in Rajya Sabha also said that in Uttar Pradesh, the Congress should unite with BSP and together oust the BJP from the State</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>India has 217 space objects orbiting earth; working towards reducing space debris: Report</strong> - India had 103 spacecraft, including active and defunct satellites, and 114 space debris objects, including spent rocket bodies orbiting the earth.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Homoeopathy truly is the peoples choice for wellness and the last 75 years have proven this more than ever, says Anil Khurana</strong> - Basic research studies are conducted to identify mechanism of action of the medicines and the effectiveness of the drugs, says Chairperson, National Commission for Homoeopathy, in an exclusive talk with The Hindu on World Homeopathy Day on April 10</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Ukraine war: Disbelief and horror after Krematorsk train station attack</strong> - The people of Krematorsk are coming to terms with a strike on a train station that killed more than 50.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>French election: Macron faces far-right challenge as France votes</strong> - The opening round of the French presidential race could become a cliffhanger for Emmanuel Macron.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Inside Chernobyl: We stole Russian fuel to prevent catastrophe</strong> - Staff at the former nuclear plant tell the BBC they were forced to negotiate when Russian forces took over.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Ukraine, the UN and historys greatest broken promise</strong> - If the past is anything to go by, the world will struggle to unite for Ukraine - says Fergal Keane.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Kinder chocolate factory told to shut over salmonella cases</strong> - Dozens of suspected cases are reported in the UK, Germany, France and Belgium.</p></li>
</ul>
<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Apollo 10 1/2 review: A Linklater movie about nothing (and the Moon landing)</strong> - New animated movie from Richard Linklater is all about the vibes, man. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1846334">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Scientists spy on Mount Etna with fiber-optic cables</strong> - Researchers detect volcanic activity by watching how light moves through a cable. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1846894">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The weekends best deals: Nintendo eShop gift cards, Apple devices, and more</strong> - Dealmaster also has Logitechs MX Master 3, Samsung microSD cards, and lots of video games. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1846953">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Senate bill that has Big Tech scared</strong> - Biggest platforms would be barred from advantaging themselves over the little guys. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1846884">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Could high-flying kites power your home?</strong> - Companies are betting on computer-controlled, airborne wind energy for future power. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1846950">link</a></p></li>
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<li><strong>So was at a bar last night and saw this fat chick wearing a shirt that said, “Caution, Im a maneater”. I walked up to the girl and timidly said, “Excuse me, Miss…about your shirt.”</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF -->
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She interrupted me before I could continue and furiously shouted, “Oh let me guess, youre here to make a comment about how Im so fat and how I actually eat men. I cant help my weight you know. I have feelings too and your comments can really hurt.”
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I looked at her, confused and said,“Thats actually not what I was going to say at all.”
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“Oh…” she replied as a smile started to come across her face. “What were you going to say?”
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“Thats not how you spell manatee.”
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Cause its a place to eat.
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“Its certainly not a ship”, he thinks to himself.
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As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
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Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
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She approaches the stunned guy and says: “Tell me, how long has it been since youve had a cigarette?”
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“Ten years,” replies the stunned man.
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With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.
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He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: “Man, oh man! Is that good!”
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“And how long has it been since youve had a sip of bourbon?” she asks him.
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Trembling the castaway replies: “Ten years.”
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She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.
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He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: “WOW, thats absolutely fantastic!”
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At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively, and asks: “And how long has it been since youve had some real fun?”
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With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs: “Oh good Lord! Dont tell me youve got a laptop?”
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That way she deflates quicker.
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“Hallo, Mr. Putin!” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Paddy Down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on ya!”
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“Well, Paddy,” Putin replied, “This is indeed important news! How big is your army?”
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“Right now,” says Paddy, after a moments calculation, “there is meself, me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!”
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Putin paused. “I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command.”
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“Begoora!” says Paddy. "Ill have to ring ya back.
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Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. “Mr. Putin, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!”
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“And what equipment would that be Paddy?” Putin asks.
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“Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Marphys farm tractor.” Putin sighs amused. “I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke”
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“Saints preserve us!” says Paddy. “Ill have to get back to ya.”
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Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. “Mr. Putin, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie McLaughlins ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well.”
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Putin was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. “I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!”
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“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” says Paddy, “I will have to ring ya back.”
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Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. “Top o the mornin, Mr. Putin! I am sorry to inform ya that we have had to call off the war.”
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“Really? I am sorry to hear that,” says Putin. “Why the sudden change of heart?”
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“Well,” says Paddy, “we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness and finally decided there is no fookin way we can feed 200,000 Russian prisoners.”
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