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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-apple-subreddit">From Apple Subreddit</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-hacker-news">From Hacker News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-apple-subreddit">From Apple Subreddit</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Steve Jobs explains why Macs will never have a Multi-touch screen</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Kuo: Redesigned MacBooks With Apple Silicon to Launch in Second Half of 2021</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Google Chrome is available as an Apple M1 native app today</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Apple iPhone 12 material cost is about $373, 12 Pro cost is $406</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>A look back on our “Predict the iPhone in 2020” thread from 2014</strong></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-hacker-news">From Hacker News</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>macOS has checked app signatures online for over 2 years</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25208404">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Libgen Storage Decentralization on IPFS</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25209246">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Java Verbal Expressions</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25210203">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Laser fusion reactor approaches ‘burning plasma’ milestone</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25209666">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Charles Darwin notebooks lost and assumed stolen</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25198029">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Apache OpenMeetings – Video chat, messaging, white board, doc editing and more</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25208188">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Grand Unification Proposal [doc]</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25209600">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>A Modern Compiler for the French Tax Code</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25208853">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>AWS Cognito is having issues and health dashboards are still green</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25209773">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>What is Breach and Attack Simulation</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25209359">Comments</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Thanksgiving, the Coronavirus, and the Marshmallow Test</strong> - With promising vaccines in development, the end is in sight: our job is to get everyone around us safely there.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Why Newsmax Supports Trump’s False Voter-Fraud Claims</strong> - Christopher Ruddy, the conservative network’s C.E.O., says that the President’s lies are “great for news.”</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Faces of a Fast-Food Nation</strong> - During the pandemic, low-wage workers must manage risk and rudeness.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Trump’s Final Cruelty: Executing Prisoners</strong> - Despite losing the election, the Administration plans to put Brandon Bernard and four other federal prisoners to death.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Trump and a Lesson in How Coups Fail</strong> - In countries without free elections, fraud and coercion regularly make a difference. But that’s not the country we have, and it’s not the election we had.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>‘India vs Australia on par with the Ashes’: Jason Gillespie</strong> - Former Australian bowler Jason Gillespie talks about the cricketing rivalry, his favourite memories in India and more</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Australian Open ‘most likely’ to be delayed: Victoria sports minister</strong> - Martin Pakula also said negotiations between various levels of governments and tennis officials were close to a conclusion and that the first Grand Slam tennis tournament of the year was expected to go ahead</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>ICC must deliver world events or sport will suffer, says new chairman Greg Barclay</strong> - Barclay was NZC’s representative on the ICC board, but will step down from his role with NZC to lead the global governing body.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Champions League | Barcelona beats Dynamo Kyiv; cruises to knockout stage</strong> - Barcelona entered the knockout stage for the 17th consecutive season.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>ISL | Chennaiyin picks up full points in a thriller against Jamshedpur</strong> - Anirudh Thapa and Esmael Goncalves get Csaba Laszlo’s reign off to a winning start; Nerijus Valskis pulls one back for Owen Coyle’s team.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>PDP youth wing leader Parra arrested by NIA in connection with terror case</strong> - According to officials, during investigation into Singh’s association with Hizbul Mujahideen terrorists, the NIA came across the phone records of Mir which showed that he was in close touch with Parra.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Prefix calls from landline to mobile with 0 from Jan. 15, says DoT</strong> - It will free up sufficient numbering resources for future use</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>From 20 p.c. positivity rate in Sept., COVID-19 cases down to 2 per cent</strong> - Case Fatality Rate in Mysuru is now close to the target of one per cent after 1.2 per cent registered in last two weeks</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Farmers’ organisation meets CM seeking higher price for tobacco</strong> - Cultivation cost increasing by the year, they tell Yediyurappa</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Germany Merkel: Car rams into chancellery gate ahead of Covid decision</strong> - The car had messages, including one criticising “globalisation politics”, written on its sides.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Coronavirus: How Europeans are preparing for Christmas and New Year</strong> - Measures designed to contain the coronavirus pandemic will change how millions of people celebrate.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Europe migrant crisis: Rescuers find owners of wedding rings lost at sea</strong> - The team had feared the owners of the rings, inscribed with the names Ahmed and Doudou, were dead.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Coronavirus: French lockdown highlights small business struggles</strong> - The online giant has postponed Black Friday in France after pressure from the government.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Coronavirus: French lockdown to ease after second peak passes</strong> - Non-essential shops will reopen this weekend but bars and restaurants will stay closed into January.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>VanMoof X3 ebike review: At $2,000, it’s automatic for (some of) the people</strong> - Easily the sleekest ebike we’ve ever tested, but look closer before committing. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1725021">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Want to offset your carbon footprint? Here’s what you need to know</strong> - Don’t just count on planted trees to offset your next flight. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1709940">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>CDC celebrates Biden transition, expects “rebuilding,” more press briefings</strong> - “This is what we’ve been waiting for,” senior CDC official says. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1725347">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>SpaceX Starlink engineers take questions in Reddit AMA—here are highlights</strong> - Expanded beta is coming in January, and there’s no plan for data caps. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1725303">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Apple security chief maintains innocence after bribery charges</strong> - Sheriff’s office allegedly sought 200 iPads in trade for concealed carry permits. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1725290">link</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Me: My name is Matt, and I’m an alcoholic.</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Moerox111"> /u/Moerox111 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/k0jlu6/me_my_name_is_matt_and_im_an_alcoholic/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/k0jlu6/me_my_name_is_matt_and_im_an_alcoholic/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>A maid decided it was time to demand a raise, so she went directly to the Lady of the house’s private study</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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Mrs. Smith:"Why do you think you deserve a raise?
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T: ‟No, no, that‘s ‘Sent to meet her‘. Okay, try another one. Use ‘contagious‘ in a sentence please”
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She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband Tom had a terrible bicycle wreck, and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.”
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“Tom was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom’s scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.”
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“Now,” she announced in a quavering voice, “thank the Lord Tom is out of the hospital, and the doctors say that with time his scrotum should recover completely.”
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‟Oh shit , it’s my boyfriend ! ” she exclaimed ‟Quick, use the backdoor” .
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