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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-apple-subreddit">From Apple Subreddit</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-hacker-news">From Hacker News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-apple-subreddit">From Apple Subreddit</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>HomePod Mini Review: Big Sound, Tiny Box!</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Apple Silicon M1 Chip in MacBook Air Outperforms High-End 16-Inch MacBook Pro</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Serif Affinity suite is now native on M1 Apple Silicon!</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Microsoft Releases Office for Mac Beta With Apple Silicon Compatibility</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>macOS Big Sur will release at 10 am PST worldwide</strong></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-hacker-news">From Hacker News</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Guido van Rossum joins Microsoft</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25071847">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>macOS Big Sur is here</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25072644">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Stripe is now charging 0.5% more for recurring charges</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25072783">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Effect of exercise training for five years on all cause mortality</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25071676">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>AWS releases Glue Databrew, a visual ETL tool</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25071443">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Migrating Large Heroku Postgres Instances to AWS Aurora Without Downtime</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25071502">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Exploding Whale remastered: 50th anniversary of legendary Oregon event</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25070440">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Funkwhale – Decentralized, self-hosted music server</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25067701">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Sweeps (YC W20) Is Hiring a Senior Software Engineer</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25071823">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Wayeb: A Complex Event Processing and Forecasting Engine</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25070810">Comments</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Georgia Republicans Turn Trump’s Baseless Claims of Voter Fraud Into an Electoral Strategy</strong> - In a pair of Senate runoffs, the incumbents, Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue, are clinging tightly to the lame-duck President, hoping his voters will turn out for them in January.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Seven Pillars of Biden’s Foreign Policy</strong> - The world wants a mensch to make America great again.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Work of Saving Democracy Must Go On After Trump</strong> - The emergency that roused so many ordinary Americans from their complacency has now ended, but the great uncertainty is what happens next to a country that seems irretrievably divided.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>William Barr’s “Radical Break” from Precedent, and the Future of the Justice Department</strong> - Wendy Weiser, who directs the Democracy Program at the Brennan Center for Justice, talks about the Attorney General’s promise of voter-fraud investigations and his track record of politicizing law enforcement to benefit Donald Trump.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>If There’s Something Valuable Under the Soil, Life Aboveground Can Be Hard</strong> - It’s been twenty-five years since Ken Saro-Wiwa was hanged for defending the environment.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>de Beek to the rescue for the Netherlands</strong> - Finland beats France; Batshuayi brace for Belgium</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Chennai Thursday’s races cancelled</strong> - The stewards of Madras Race Club cancelled the second day races scheduled to be held on Thursday (Nov. 12) owing to the rain that made underfoot condi</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Pucovski gets Test call up</strong> - Green, Abbott, Swepson and Neser also get the nod</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Belihu, Gemecu to defend titles</strong> - Elite field for Airtel Delhi half marathon to be run on Nov. 29</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Insertion of Sada Bainama clause will resolve stalemate: experts</strong> - Uncertainty over whether Legislature will be summoned or ordinance will be issued</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>CM seeks report on CSP</strong> - Chief Minister Y.S. Jagan Mohan Reddy has directed officials to prepare a comprehensive report on the Contributory Pension Scheme (CPS), including the</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Suicide pact: Salam’s mother-in-law given ₹25 lakh</strong> - The State government would support the next of kin of Abdul Salam, the autorickshaw driver who had committed suicide along with his wife and children</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Maharashtra Council polls: MVA faces its first real test</strong> - Coalition partners release names of candidates for December 1 elections</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Europe migrant crisis: Scores die in shipwreck off Libya - UN</strong> - The UN says nations must take decisive action to stem a “mounting loss of life in the Mediterranean”.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Belgian anaesthetist jailed for causing Brit’s death while drunk</strong> - Helga Wauters is found guilty of manslaughter over the death of British 28-year-old Xynthia Hawke.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>France honours six-year-old WW2 Resistance agent</strong> - Marcel Pinte was a French Resistance messenger, shot dead by accident in 1944.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>China Muslims: Volkswagen says ‘no forced labour’ at Xinjiang plant</strong> - The car maker defends continued production in a Chinese region mired in allegations of rights abuses.</p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>macOS 11.0 Big Sur: The Ars Technica review</strong> - Yes, you read that right—Mac OS X (or macOS 10?) is no more. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1705785">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Today’s best tech deals: iPad, Fitbit, Bluetooth speakers, and more</strong> - Dealmaster also has deals on the Apple Watch SE, AirPods Pro, and LG OLED TVs. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1722777">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>YouTube and YouTube TV suffered a two-hour global outage last night</strong> - Some related services—such as YouTube TV—were also affected. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1722843">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Judge dismisses Apple’s “theft” claims in Epic Games lawsuit</strong> - “You actually have to have facts,” Judge tells lawyers arguing for punitive damages. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1722835">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>DNS cache poisoning, the Internet attack from 2008, is back from the dead</strong> - A newly found side channel in a widely used protocol lets attackers spoof domains. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1722675">link</a></p></li>
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Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Pantheon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
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“Well, it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
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“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
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“Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces.”
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Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
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“True enough, replied the son of Erin”but it was the Irish who got women involved"
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The night before the inauguration he calls his mother.
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“Mom, I’d love for you to come visit for the inauguration and stay with me for a few days.”
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“Oh I don’t know, airfare is so expensive these days.”
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“Mom, I’ll fly you out on Air Force One!”
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“Oh, but you know, cab fare is ridiculous.”
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“Mom, the Presidential motorcade will drive you here.”
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“But accommodations, especially during the inau—”
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“MOM!! I’ll put you in the Lincoln bedroom itself!!”
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“Who was that?”
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“My son.”
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<em>gasp</em> “The doctor??”
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“No, the other one.”
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A Greek, a Jew, and an Irishman are accidentally killed by a bus.<br/> An angel descends and tells them “Actually, there’s been a mistake. It wasn’t your time to die. We will let you come back to life, but you must promise to renounce your vices.”<br/> To the Irishman, the angel said, “Your vice is drinking too much. You can come back to life as long as you stop drinking. We will tempt and test you to make sure you abstain.” He agrees.<br/> To the Greek, the angel said, “You engage in perverted sexual practices. You can come back to life only if you remain celibate. We will test you to make sure you comply.” He agrees.<br/> To the Jew, the angel said, “Your vice is greed. You can come back to life only if you reform your avaricious ways. But you will be tested.” He agrees.<br/> As the three resurrected men are walking down the street, they pass a bar. The Irishman resists. They pass a second bar. He resists again. They pass a third bar, and the Irishman can’t resist any longer - he runs toward the bar and instantly disappears in a puff of smoke.<br/> Frightened, the Greek and the Jew continue walking. The Jew spots a penny on the ground, and is able to resist picking it up. Then it turns into a quarter. Still he resists. Then it turns into a dollar. He wavers, but still resists.<br/> It turns into a five. Nope.<br/> It turns into a ten. Nope.<br/> It turns into a $20 bill.<br/> He bends over to pick it up, and both him and the Greek disappear.
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