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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Virtual-Reality School as the Ultimate School Choice</strong> - The conservative education activist Erika Donalds envisions a world where parents unsatisfied with their public schools can opt out by putting their kids in a headset. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-education/virtual-reality-school-as-the-ultimate-school-choice">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Twilight of Mitch McConnell and the Spectre of 2024</strong> - On the dangerous reign of the octogenarians. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-bidens-washington/the-twilight-of-mitch-mcconnell-and-the-spectre-of-2024">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Texass Dying Swimming Holes</strong> - Taking a dip in the summer was as central to the states identity as barbecue and Willie Nelson. Then came a population boom and climate change. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-the-southwest/texass-dying-swimming-holes">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Mark Thompson, CNNs New White Knight</strong> - After a turbulent year under new ownership, the cable news network is hoping that Mark Thompson, a veteran of the Times and the BBC, can turn things around. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-communications/cnns-new-white-knight-mark-thompson">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Hurricane Idalias Explosive Power Comes from Abnormally Hot Oceans</strong> - By burning fossil fuels, humans force the oceans to soak up the heat equivalent of a Hiroshima-size bomb, over and over again. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-a-warming-planet/hurricane-idalias-explosive-power-comes-from-abnormally-hot-oceans">link</a></p></li>
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A man protests homelessness in Vancouver. Around 235,000 Canadians experience homelessness each year, and the rates continue to rise. | Mark Ralston/AFP via Getty Images
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The results show the power of cash transfers to reduce homelessness.
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Ray, a man in his 50s, used to live in an emergency homeless shelter in Vancouver, Canada. Then he participated in a study that changed his life. He was able to pay for a place to live and courses to prepare him for his dream job.
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The <a href="https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2222103120">newly published, peer reviewed PNAS study</a>, conducted by the charity <a href="https://forsocialchange.org/">Foundations for Social Change</a> in partnership with the University of British Columbia, was fairly<strong> </strong>simple. It identified 50 people in the Vancouver area who had become homeless in the past two years. In spring 2018, it gave them each one lump sum of $7,500 (in Canadian dollars). And it told them to do whatever they wanted with the cash.
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“At first, I thought it was a little far-fetched — too good to be true,” Ray said. “I went with one of the program representatives to a bank and we opened up a bank account for me. Even after the money was there, it took me a week for it to sink in.”
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Over the next year, the study followed up with the recipients periodically, asking how they were spending the money and what was happening in their lives. Because they were participating in a randomized controlled trial, their outcomes were compared to those of a control group: 65 homeless people who didnt receive any cash. Both cash recipients and people in the control group got access to workshops and coaching focused on developing life skills and plans.
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Separately, the research team conducted a survey, asking 1,100 people to predict how recipients of an unconditional $7,500 transfer would spend the cash. They predicted that recipients would spend 81 percent more on “temptation goods” like alcohol, drugs, or tobacco if they were homeless than if they were not.
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The results proved that prediction wrong. The recipients of the cash transfers did not increase spending on drugs, tobacco, and alcohol, but did increase spending on food, clothes, and rent, according to self-reports. Whats more, they moved into stable housing faster and saved enough money to maintain financial security over the year of follow-up.
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“Counter to really harmful stereotypes, we saw that people made wise financial choices,” Claire Williams, the CEO of Foundations for Social Change, told me.
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The study, though small, offers a counter to the myths that people who become poor get that way because theyre bad at rational decision-making and self-control, and are thus intrinsically to blame for their situation, and that people getting free money will blow it on frivolous things or addictive substances. <a href="https://www.givedirectly.org/research-on-cash-transfers/">Studies have</a> <a href="https://www.worldbank.org/en/research/dime/brief/Cash-Transfers-and-Temptation-Goods">consistently shown</a> that cash transfers dont increase the consumption of “temptation goods”; they either decrease it or have no effect on it.
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“I have been working with people experiencing homelessness as a family physician for years and I am in no way surprised that the people who received this cash used it wisely,” Gary Bloch, <a href="https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2019/5/3/18524482/canada-health-doctor-prescribing-money-income-poverty">a Canadian doctor who prescribes money to low-income patients</a>, told me.
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“It should be fairly self-evident by now that providing cash to people who are very low-income will have a positive effect,” he added. “We have seen that in other work (conditional cash transfer programs in Latin America, guaranteed annual income studies in Manitoba), and I would expect a similar outcome here.”
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Whats more, according to Foundations for Social Change, giving out the cash transfers in the Vancouver area actually saved the broader society money. Enabling 50 people to move into housing faster saved the shelter system $8,277 per person over the year, for a total savings of $413,850. Thats more than the value of the cash transfers, which means the transfers pay for themselves.
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The research team also looked at whats effective at changing the public perception about cash transfers to homeless people. They found that pointing out how cash transfers actually produce net savings for society, as well as showing how homeless people spend the money, are both effective ways to counter stereotypes among the public.
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“People think that the status quo is cheap, but its actually incredibly expensive,” Williams said. “So why dont we just give people the cash they need to transform their lives?”
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The benefits — and limitations — of giving people free money
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Williams developed the idea for experiment, called the New Leaf Project, when her co-founder sent her a link to a 2014 TED talk by the historian <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/7/26/8909436/rutger-bregman-utopia-for-realists-ubi-open-borders">Rutger Bregman</a> titled <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIL_Y9g7Tg0">“Why we should give everyone a basic income.”</a> It argued that the most effective way to help people is to simply give them cash.
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The general idea behind basic income — that the government should give every citizen a monthly infusion of free money with no strings attached — has gained momentum in the past few years, with <a href="https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2020/2/19/21112570/universal-basic-income-ubi-map">several countries running pilot programs to test it</a>.
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And the evidence so far shows that getting a basic income tends to boost <a href="https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2019/2/9/18217566/finland-basic-income">happiness</a>, <a href="https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/nze99z/the-mincome-experiment-dauphin">health</a>, <a href="https://www.centreforpublicimpact.org/case-study/basic-income-grant-big-namibia/">school attendance</a>, and <a href="https://www.vox.com/2019/4/6/18297452/finland-basic-income-free-money-canada">trust in social institutions</a>, while <a href="https://publicpolicy.wharton.upenn.edu/live/files/308-summary-universal-basic-income">reducing crime</a>. Recipients generally spend the money on <a href="https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2019/10/8/20902839/universal-basic-income-stockton-trial">necessities like food, clothes, and utility bills</a>.
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But Williams and her collaborators decided that rather than give people monthly payments, theyd give one big lump sum. “The <a href="https://www.princeton.edu/haushofer/publications/Haushofer_Shapiro_UCT_QJE_2016.pdf">research</a> shows that if you give people a larger sum of cash upfront, it triggers long-term thinking,” as opposed to just keeping people in survival mode, Williams explained. “You cant think about maybe registering for a course to advance your life when you dont have enough money to put food on the table. The big lump sum at the front end gives people a lot more agency.”
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Thats what it did for Ray. In addition to getting housing, he used the cash transfer to take the courses he needed to become a front-line worker serving people with addictions. “Now I can work in any of the shelters and community centers in the area,” he told me, adding that receiving a cash transfer had felt like a vote of confidence. “It gives the person their own self-esteem, that they were trusted.”
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Not everyone was eligible for a cash transfer, however. The study only enrolled participants whod been homeless for under two years, with the idea that early intervention most effectively reduces the risk of people incurring trauma as a result of living without a home. And people with severe mental health or substance use issues were screened out of the initiative. Williams said this was not out of a belief that there are “deserving poor” and “undeserving poor” — a woefully <a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2012/12/the-undeserving-poor/266507/">persistent frame on poverty</a> — but out of a desire to avoid creating a risk of harm and to ensure the highest likelihood of success.
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“If there was null effect from people receiving the cash, from an investor perspective it could be seen as a waste of money because it didnt actually demonstrate impact in somebodys life,” Williams said. “We just wanted to start small, and the idea is that with subsequent iterations well start relaxing those parameters.”
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She also said it was a difficult decision to include a control group of people who wouldnt receive any cash, but ultimately, the control group was deemed necessary to prove impact. “We knew that we needed the rigor, because people would be skeptical about giving people cash. We wanted that evidence base that can assuage some of peoples concerns when they want to see the hard facts,” she told me.
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Going forward, the research team plans to try replicating this study with a much bigger sample of people, and expanding it to other cities in Canada and the US. Based on feedback from study participants and a Lived Experience Advisory Panel — a group of people whove experienced homelessness — the team will offer a new array of non-cash supports to both the cash recipients and the control group, including a free smartphone.
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The team also hopes to work with other populations, like people exiting prison and people exiting sex work. To Williams, the time feels ripe.
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“I think the pandemic has really softened peoples attitudes to the need for an emergency cash payment when people fall upon hard times,” she said.
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In fact, Canadian lawmakers are currently considering a <a href="https://www.parl.ca/DocumentViewer/en/44-1/bill/S-233/first-reading#:~:text=SUMMARY,with%20respect%20to%20the%20framework">bill</a> that would create a national framework for a guaranteed income to cover basic living expenses for people over age 17. That would include temporary workers, permanent residents, and refugee claimants.
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Its worth noting that cash on its own probably isnt enough to end homelessness.
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“While I have no problem with providing cash to people who need money, the solution to homelessness is housing,” Bloch told me. “Especially in a city like Vancouver where housing supply is low and rents are astronomical, it will be very hard to sustain a homelessness intervention without offering long-term affordable housing. I would not want to see these findings used to take pressure off the critical need to provide both long-term affordable housing and long-term income security.”
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That said, Bloch added, “If this study serves to counteract some peoples perception that people who are homeless and/or low-income cant be trusted with extra income, thats great. Its a myth we need to bury once and for all.”
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<em><strong>Update, September 2, 8 am: </strong></em><em>This story was originally published on October 27, 2020, and has been updated to include details about the peer-reviewed study on the New Leaf Project, and about Canadas guaranteed income bill. </em>
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Avoid the airport chaos, roll your windows down, and take to the road for a trip to remember. | Getty Images/fStop
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Airports are a nightmare. What about driving instead?
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The theory of relativity is felt most strongly in a vehicle. A broken AC, busted speakers, or your brother-in-laws stories from his frat days can make the miles pass so slowly, you wonder if the universe needs a change of battery. Yet, sitting shotgun with the love of your life with a perfect windows-down breeze, it feels like you could drive for days.
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Theres only so much you can control inside a car, and how much you prepare will make all the difference in how your ride feels. So if youre planning a long car trip and the road ahead feels daunting, weve gathered some tips from experts to help. I personally became an expert last year, by surviving, nay, thriving, on a 10-day trip moving from one corner of the country to the other.
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Heres how you can put more joy into travel on the open road.
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Why the car?
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The open road has become the shinier option again as airports around the country descend into madness. The shortage of <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/the-future-of-flying-more-delays-more-cancellations-more-chaos/">32,000</a> commercial pilots, mechanics, and air traffic controllers is estimated to cause issues for the next 10 years.
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Even if you avoid the long security lines and the nearly <a href="https://www.transtats.bts.gov/OT_Delay/OT_DelayCause1.asp?20=E">one out of every four</a> flights that are delayed, youre packed tight with The Others, unable to move your elbows without having to apologize. Of course a plane is faster than a car, but if you factor in the 90-minute arrival window, drive to the airport, luggage wait time, and driving to your destination, it may be closer in duration than you might initially think.
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In your own car, theres a looser limit on what you can pack, and you can take more than a three-day supply of shampoo. Plus, driving yourself can save you the trouble of needing to book a rental car for your destination.
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In a <a href="https://www.utires.com/articles/road-trips-survey/">survey by United Tires</a>, almost nine out of 10 people said road trips are “one of the best ways for families to bond.” Or kill each other. Lets help you make it the first one.
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Primp and prep your ride
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“Do we need seat cushions?” I texted my best friend.
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“No,” she responded so quickly that I was sure she knew my Amazon cart was full of anxiety purchases. She would soon fly to Seattle to drive with me and all my worldly possessions 2,993 miles to Florida, across the street from her house, where I was moving. I was determined to make sure that the 43 hours we would spend in the car together would not be a stress test of our friendship.
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I was in disaster-prevention mode. How could we keep the vibe high?
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I tried to think of anything that could be mildly annoying. My first thought was the sun. For this, I got two sets of sun shades, and they were the MVP of the trip. The <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00X2TUW1I/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o06_s02?ie=UTF8&amp;psc=1">first set</a> expanded on wire rims and stuck to the glass, and were see-through. They gave us shade, but didnt black out the outside world entirely.
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The <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0B2PYX8ZJ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o06_s01?ie=UTF8&amp;th=1">second set</a> came in the shape of each window of the vehicle, and used magnets to stick to the frame, providing a complete opaque box. This made security easier, with no one being able to see in the car. It also made it into a dressing room when needed.
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I purchased <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09XJ6MV2B/ref=syn_sd_onsite_desktop_0?ie=UTF8&amp;pd_rd_plhdr=t&amp;th=1">seat belt covers</a>, so that in our summer tank tops, we didnt have rough straps digging into our collarbones. Even to this day, when people get in my car, they feel them and say “Ooh.”
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I probably didnt need the <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07RM1PRLS/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&amp;th=1">padded steering wheel cover</a>, but you know what, that breathable microfiber was a lifesaver on my sweaty hands driving at noon in the Nebraska sun.
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The glove compartment had reading material, wipes, and napkins. I made sure a cooler was accessible, and to keep things exciting, I brought bougie treats to ration out across the journey, from smoked salmon to a ginger dark chocolate bar. We packed reusable plastic plates and bamboo cutlery to reduce waste.
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I also organized the hell out of the car. I have one of those deep center consoles, and I put mini Tupperware in there to separate and store coins, cords, and various sauce packets Ive collected, a habit I became more serious about since I heard about <a href="https://www.today.com/food/man-trapped-snow-5-days-survived-taco-bell-hot-sauce-t149767">that man</a> trapped in his snowed-in vehicle who survived five days on <a href="https://www.newsweek.com/man-eats-sauce-packets-taco-bell-survive-five-days-trapped-snow-fire-sauce-1350018">Taco Bell hot sauce</a>. My best friend mocked this sauce container, until she got a gas station sandwich on the very last day that, lo and behold, lacked both mayo and mustard, two mainstays stocked in the sauce container.
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If youre handy, you can check out your car yourself. Look at the brakes, tires, and fluids. But if youre anything like me, you should get a professional thumbs up.
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“If youre maintaining your car properly, you may not need to take it to a mechanic or a technician to have them take a look at it,” said David Bennett of AAA, an ASE master certified technician with more than 35 years in the industry. Be sure to head to the mechanic shop well in advance of your road trip — dont take your car in the week of or day before your trip. “If somethings wrong, and they have to order a part, you want to give them time to be able to do that,” Bennett said.
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AAAs <a href="https://www.aaa.com/autorepair/articles/what-to-have-in-your-car-emergency-kit">emergency kit list</a> includes a flashlight and extra batteries, first-aid supplies, drinking water, non-perishable snacks for both people and pets, car battery booster cables, emergency flares or reflectors, a rain poncho, a basic tool kit, duct tape, gloves, and shop rags or paper towels. May I also recommend peanut M&amp;Ms?
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Bennett also suggests bringing a blanket or towel to lie down on in case you need to look under the car, and gloves in case things get messy (or in case the chocolate melts).
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Other safety tips include a paper map, because you never know when GPS can fail. And also, please, get a phone holder that <em>actually</em> holds the phone. Not the one you bought off Instagram with a suction cup that couldnt hold a pouf to a shower tile. Who wants to spend time searching the floor of the passenger side for your iPhone? Its as annoying as it is unsafe.
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Speaking of emergencies, lets talk music. Download your playlists in advance so you dont lose your flow. I have a playlist called “<a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5FSKLd6UqYe13ZxC2i41Vd?si=zxUpm4quTTyYV0E8WLJRwA">Belting</a>,” which is my favorite list to sing, and you may create more harmony in the car if you use Spotifys Blend feature, which creates playlists that pull from each persons taste.
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Its a great idea to discuss the entertainment ahead of time. If you run out of things to talk about, you might have lined up a podcast you both want to check out. If youre not lucky enough to be traveling with someone youre particularly close to, it might be a good idea to fill the air with an audiobook.
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“If youre traveling with a friend, have them bring their favorite album, or their favorite mix or whatever,” said Bennett, “and see if maybe youll learn something new.”
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Plan for the what-ifs
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While youre out there on the open road, you still have to think about being prepared.
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“I would not let your gas tank fall below a quarter of a tank at any point in time,” Bennett said. “Because you never know when you could get stuck. Weve seen it in wintertime. Weve seen it in summertime.”
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Its only when people are stuck for hours that they usually remember that gas is their entire power source on the road. You need gas for heating and for cooling, as well as the radio and even to charge your phone.
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He also suggested packing a cooler with drinks and food, evoking the <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/cars-far-can-see-drivers-stranded-hours-95-virginia-winter-storm-rcna10840">2022 I-95 shutdown in Virginia</a> that had some people locked in their vehicles overnight.
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“Plan ahead for the what-ifs,” he said.
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Aside from entertainment, its good to come with at least a loose route and stopping plan. The king of the road trip apps in my opinion is <a href="https://roadtrippers.com/plus/?utm_source=bing&amp;utm_medium=cpc&amp;utm_campaign=381870787&amp;adgroupid=1168781278804493&amp;utm_content=73048917301496&amp;utm_term=roadtrippers&amp;matchtype=e&amp;network=s&amp;device=c&amp;msclkid=724b04309b0a16adcc5160e553f00493">Roadtrippers</a>, which allows you to create a trip and search along the route for everything from places to camp to restaurants to mechanics. You can add stops to your trip, and get automatic estimated drive time and gas cost. You can add collaborators to share the trip, so that your passenger has a way to find out how much time you have left without interrupting your high notes during “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
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Roadtrippers has the option to get offline maps, but its still a good idea to bring a printed map for any location youre planning to drive through.
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Who are you wearing?
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“Its all about the clothing,” said Brandon Schultz, contributor to <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Fodors-Best-Road-Trips-USA/dp/1640974571/ref=pd_ybh_a_sccl_11/141-0365352-8785865?pd_rd_w=SB7t0&amp;content-id=amzn1.sym.67f8cf21-ade4-4299-b433-69e404eeecf1&amp;pf_rd_p=67f8cf21-ade4-4299-b433-69e404eeecf1&amp;pf_rd_r=7RC0QWDTSEMHEY41JA86&amp;pd_rd_wg=6fDk7&amp;pd_rd_r=ea77d5ab-f3b2-41dc-b22b-feb03beb7419&amp;pd_rd_i=1640974571&amp;psc=1"><em>Fodors Best Road Trips in the USA</em></a>. “With so much time spent sitting in a small space, youve got to be comfortable.”
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He suggests loose-fitting clothes, and long sleeves and pants whenever possible to keep you warmer when its cold outside, but also keep you comfortable if the air conditioner is on in summer. He also mentioned that the extra padding with layered clothing helps pad your joints when jostling with the car doors, consoles, and each other.
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But its also important to not overpack.
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“Im a chronic overpacker, so I know its not easy, but you will spend a lot of time cooped up in a vehicle, wishing for more space,” said Schultz. “Luggage, entertainment, snacks — it all eats up the little room you already have, so bring less and thank yourself later.”
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Consider your personal security
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Kay Kingsman, who writes <a href="https://theawkwardtraveller.com/all-about-kay-kingsman/">The Awkward Traveller</a>, started road tripping as an Army brat, making drives like Alabama to California with every move.
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She loves the freedom of the road, the fact that you can be spontaneous, turning down any side road you want. But, as a Black woman, she also must consider her safety. Many cities have Black Facebook groups that she uses as a resource for road tripping.
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“If Im driving somewhere Ive never been, I will post in that group asking if theres any particular spots or towns along the drive that I should avoid stopping through (aka <a href="https://www.abhmuseum.org/sundown-towns-the-past-and-present-of-racial-segregation/">sundown-esque towns</a>) just for an added bit of reassurance in my drive from people in the area,” she said. Its a sad reality, but drivers should always consider the safety of their route, surroundings, and destination.
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Kingsman keeps a taser and pepper spray in her car just in case. And once, when she was followed for about an hour, even off an exit and into a parking lot, she was glad to have her dashcam.
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If shes traveling alone, she plans ahead so that she wont have to stop for gas in the dark. With this, she travels by herself quite a bit, recently completing two months driving around 14 states in the southeastern US. “I usually do at least one good road trip a year,” she said, “if not more.”
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Lessons from 10 days on the road
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It helps to vary the style of travel from day to day. My best friend and I drove two long days, including one of 12 hours on the road, in order to make it for Tedeschi Trucks at Red Rocks. Then we rested for two days. We stayed with friends, and we stayed in a nice hotel. The trip felt like a flight of beer, but for cities. A taste of Park City, a sip of Nashville.
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Make time for silliness. We pulled over for the <a href="https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g39147-d12449395-Reviews-World_s_Largest_Czech_Egg-Wilson_Kansas.html">worlds largest Czech egg</a>, and we were not disappointed. Communicate about the goals for reaching the location and how much temporal padding to have; enough so that you can dally, but not so much that you stress out your co-pilots.
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And with all the prep, the drive turned from a chore to an adventure, the miles under our tires practically the best part.
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<a href="https://www.vox.com/authors/paulette-perhach"><em>Paulette Perhach</em></a><em> is a freelance writer and writing coach covering creativity, personal finance, business, life design, and travel.</em>
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The US added 187,000 jobs over the last month. Its more than expected.
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In August, US job and wage growth slowed down and unemployment was up, according to the <a href="https://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.nr0.htm">US Bureau of Labor Statistics</a>. While that might not be great news for workers — as the unemployment rate is now up to 3.8 percent from 3.5 percent — its a signal that the Federal Reserves plan to get inflation under control and avert a recession appears to be working.
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Thats because the Fed sees high job and wage growth as a contributor to inflation: “The reduction in average job and wage growth is exactly what the Federal Reserve wants to see,” said Dante DeAntonio, senior director of Moodys Analytics. “The Fed largely views the labor market as the most important battleground in its fight against above-target inflation.”
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The US added 187,000 jobs over the last month. Its more than expected, but its still below the key figure of 200,000 — a number that had not been crossed for 29 consecutive months before June. Hourly earnings rose 4.3 percent, which is still above wage growth at this time last year. DeAntonio said that he expects wage growth to fall in the next few months. Overall, he said, the Fed would like to see wage growth at 3.5 percent or lower.
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President Joe Biden touted the numbers during an <a href="https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1697644262442275193?s=20">address</a> at the White House Friday. Hes been trying to <a href="https://www.newsweek.com/bidenomics-working-joe-biden-1822765">invoke “Bidenomics,” </a>a term encompassing his vision for the US economy, as a selling point for his 2024 reelection campaign — and as a weapon against his Republican rival, former President Donald Trump.
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“It wasnt that long ago that America was losing jobs,” Biden said. “In fact, my predecessor was one of only two presidents in history who entered his presidency and left with fewer jobs than when he entered.”
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Financial analysts were looking to this jobs report for an indication as to whether the Fed will decide to raise interest rates again at its September meeting. It had <a href="https://www.vox.com/2023/7/26/23808688/interest-rates-federal-reserve-inflation">raised rates in July</a> after a brief pause to rate hikes the prior month — a move that some analysts <a href="https://www.vox.com/2023/7/26/23808688/interest-rates-federal-reserve-inflation">thought unnecessary</a> because the economy may have not had time to fully adjust to the previous 10 interest rate hikes over the last year, resulting in a potentially delayed contraction.
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Last week, Fed Chair Jerome Powell said in a <a href="https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/speech/powell20230825a.htm">speech</a> in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, that a “monetary policy response” might be necessary if high wage and job growth and labor force participation didnt show signs of easing in August. Hes also repeatedly indicated that the Fed is looking to slow, but not stop, its aggressive approach to inflation until it reaches its 2 percent target rate.
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“The monetary policy implications of the August employment report are relatively high” since this is the last major report on the labor market before the September Fed meeting, DeAntonio said.
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The August jobs report brought welcome news in that respect, indicating the kind of cooling labor market that the Fed has been trying to reach.
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Is a recession still unlikely?
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The new jobs report doesnt seem to change the USs recession outlook. The labor market is still resilient, but not overheating to the level that the Fed seems likely to further raise interest rates and potentially plunge the economy into the two consecutive quarters of negative gross domestic product growth required to qualify as a technical recession.
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Previously, a July Bloomberg survey of business economists found that a <a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-07-24/economists-see-odds-of-us-recession-at-50-or-less-in-new-survey?in_source=embedded-checkout-banner">strong majority</a> believed that the likelihood of a recession in the next year was 50 percent or less. Powell also said in July that he <a href="https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/fed-staff-no-longer-forecasting-us-recession-powell-says-2023-07-26/">believed a recession was unlikely</a>. His staff projected a “noticeable slowdown in growth starting later this year in the forecast, but given the resilience of the economy recently, they are no longer forecasting a recession,” he said.
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Should the US avert a recession, any interest rate cuts still probably wont happen until June 2024, Moodys Analytics economist Matt Colyar <a href="https://www.vox.com/2023/7/26/23808688/interest-rates-federal-reserve-inflation">previously told Vox.</a>
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“I think they are going to sit and wait for upwards of a year,” he said. “And that aligns with inflation slowing, the [Fed board of governors] feeling really confident that inflation is where they need it to be, if not trending toward it.”
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Asia Cup 2023: India vs Pakistan | Near-empty stands, lack of buzz raise eyebrows</strong> - India and Pakistan face each other in their Asia Cup 2023 Group A match at the Pallekele Stadium in Sri Lanka</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Asia Cup 2023: India vs Pakistan | Ishan Kishan and Hardik Pandya steady Indian innings after Pak bowlers strike quick blows</strong> - India and Pakistan are playing against each other after a gap of nearly four years</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Poker and Rummy are games of skill, concludes IIT-Delhi study</strong> - IIT-Delhi professor Tapan K. Gandhi says, We found that both in the game of poker and rummy, the skill variables improve as the users play more and more games.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Novak Djokovic comes back after dropping the first 2 sets to beat Laslo Djere at the U.S. Open</strong> - Novak Djokovic beat Laslo Djere 4-6, 4-6, 6-1, 6-1, 6-3 in the third round of the U.S. Open to avoid what would have been his earliest exit there since 2006</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>CBI files charge-sheet against three arrested Railway officials in Balasore triple train collision case</strong> - Along with forensic experts, agency officials had earlier visited the collision site after taking over the probe to gather evidence.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Madhya Pradesh Congress may tweak campaign strategy in the wake of sops offered by Bharatiya Janata Party</strong> - “We definitely played our cards [a bit too] early, and that gave time to the Shivraj Singh government to come up with these schemes,” said a senior Congress leader involved in State poll strategy</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Sin committed by installing shivlings as fountains, LG should apologise to nation: Bharadwaj on G20 Summit prep</strong> - The Delhi minister also alleged that the BJP was “silent” after knowing that the shivling fountains were installed under beautification work being overseen by the LG.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Ukraine war: Putin influencers profiting from war propaganda</strong> - Russias military bloggers are reaping the rewards of a growing advertising market on Telegram.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Ukraine war: US sees notable progress by Ukraine army in south</strong> - The US praise comes as Kyiv admits the fighting against strong Russian defensive lines is tough.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Macron looks on as Frances Africa policy crumbles</strong> - Frances post-colonial days are long gone and yet its influence in Francophone Africa is in tatters.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Paris says au revoir to rental e-scooters</strong> - The ban comes after a vote in the French capital - but is it democracy in action?</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Shock after popular bear shot dead in Italian town</strong> - A bear named Amarena is killed in central Italy and a man has claimed he opened fire out of fear.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>BMWs Neue Klasse points to a radical reinvention for future sedans</strong> - Innovations making it to production include a full-screen heads-up display and e-ink. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1965050">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Two book readers recap a very non-book-ish Wheel of Time season 2 premiere</strong> - The Wheel turns, and new seasons come and pass, leaving reviews that become legend. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1965179">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Fungi could be the answer to breaking down plastic junk</strong> - Enzymes that break down a polymer in wood can also handle polyethylene. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1965224">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>New analysis suggests human ancestors nearly died out</strong> - Study claims 99% of human ancestors died off 930,000 years ago. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1965217">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Hacker gains admin control of Sourcegraph and gives free access to the masses</strong> - Weve said it before; well say it again: Dont put credentials in publicly available code. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1965211">link</a></p></li>
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Maybe they need to lighten up
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While opening another beer, one guy says “Its crazy how windy it is up here!”<br/> The other answers in slurred speach “Yeah, its because of all the tall buildings here in the city center. This building is actually a special spot. There are such strong crosswinds here that you can actually jump off this ledge and the wind tunnel will blow you right back up to the roof. I think its called the Venturi effect or something.”<br/> Incredulously the first guy drunkenly exclaims “Bullshit! Thats impossible! Prove it! Show me, then maybe Ill believe you!”<br/> Second guy goes “Sure. Hold my beer.” and steps off the ledge. He plummets towards the ground, passing the 25th floor, the 20th, the 15th until suddenly, at around the 8th floor, he seems to be pushed upwards and lands, somewhat unsteadily, back on top of the building.<br/> The first guy, eyes almost bulging out of his head, is completely amazed! “Holy shit! That actually works?!” Second guy takes back his beer and takes another swig. “Yeah, like I said. Crosswinds and stuff. Its actually pretty awesome. You should try it!”<br/> But guy nr.1 is still unsure. “Hmm, do it again. If it works again, Ill do it as well!”<br/> “Sure.” says the second guy, puts down his beer and steps off the roof again.<br/> Once more, he drops like a stone, passing the 25th floor, the 20th, the 15th until once more, at around the 8th floor, he rushes back to the top of the building.<br/> “Incredible!” yells the first drunk. “Now me!” and he hands his beer over to his companion and steps off the ledge. He streaks towards the ground, passing the 25th floor, the 20th, the 15th, the 8th, the 5th, 3rd and splatters onto the pavement.
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All of a sudden, Batman lands on the roof. Stands beside the second guy and looks down at the mess below.
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“Superman, when you are drunk youre a real asshole.”
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McConnellingus.
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A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
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She read “and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said:<br/> Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?”
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The teacher paused then asked the class: “And what do you think the man said?”
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One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly…<br/> “I think the man would have said -”Well, fuck me!! A talking pig!"
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