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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-apple-subreddit">From Apple Subreddit</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-hacker-news">From Hacker News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-apple-subreddit">From Apple Subreddit</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Apple Asks Foxconn to Move Some MacBook and iPad Production From China to Vietnam</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>TSMC will start mass production of 3nm chips in the second half of 2022</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>(from r/Mac) South Korea’s ridiculous Genius Bar</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>European Parliament vote takes another big step toward ‘right to repair’ rules</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>You can use Apple Configurator to install any iOS app on your M1 Mac</strong></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-hacker-news">From Hacker News</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Modern storage is plenty fast, but the APIs are bad</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25220892">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Io_uring and eBPF Will Revolutionize Programming in Linux</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25222243">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Pasta King Trusted Us</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25221048">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Music Production on Guix System</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25220696">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Reconstructing the sound of WW1 artillery from counter-battery ranging systems</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25221096">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Parse, Don’t Type-Check</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25220139">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The cost of fixed-line broadband in 206 countries</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25221372">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Things I Don’t Know as of 2018</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25221238">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>I launched a paid community in one month</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25219924">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>TrueVault (YC W14) is hiring a UX/UI Designer for a new product</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25221670">Comments</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Trump’s Final Cruelty: Executing Prisoners</strong> - Despite losing the election, the Administration plans to put Brandon Bernard and four other federal prisoners to death.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Trump and a Lesson in How Coups Fail</strong> - In countries without free elections, fraud and coercion regularly make a difference. But that’s not the country we have, and it’s not the election we had.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Is College Football Making the Pandemic Worse?</strong> - The game has a remarkable power to bring people together. Right now, that’s a problem.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Our Brains Explain the Season’s Sadness</strong> - A pandemic, compounded by simultaneous political, civil, and natural crises, is overwhelming human evolution’s greatest innovation.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>A Blue-State Thanksgiving Menu</strong> - The country has been damaged—we don’t even know how badly—but it still has a soul. We should feel gratitude this week for some of those through whom it shone.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Thought Rohit was travelling with us to Australia: Kohli</strong> - India skipper says that the way the matter was handled was ‘confusing’</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>We have lost a genius: Kohli on Maradona</strong> - Virat Kohli remembered Diego Maradona, who passed away on Wednesday, as someone who inspired people from every discipline.“It’s a sad day for sport, a</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>India in Australia | A storied rivalry looks to add more engrossing chapters</strong> - Friday’s ODI will mark India’s return to international cricket after eight months; will face a hungry Australia desperate for revenge after the 2018-19 loss Down Under</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Formula one | Haas boss Steiner applauds team’s survival skills</strong> - Haas team chief Guenther Steiner believes the American Formula One outfit’s greatest achievement this season was the first and most important of all —</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>England in South Africa | Bowlers likely to hold the key</strong> - Both South Africa, England have a potent white-ball attack</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The air is thick with his memories</strong> - Players, fans discuss the unparalleled wizardry, in real and virtual worlds</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>CAMPCO’s arecanut, pepper to be available on Amazon</strong> - Having seen good response for its chocolate products on Amazon, the Cocoa Marketing and Processing Co-operative Ltd. (CAMPCO) will shortly make availa</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Prakasam, Nellore report zero deaths in 24 hours</strong> - Single-day spike in both the districts put at 84</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>U.T. logs 22 new cases; no death reported</strong> - Puducherry logged 22 new COVID-19 cases from 697 tests while no deaths were reported on Thursday.Puducherry accounted for just one case while Mahe had</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>NDA’s policies detrimental to workers, employees: CITU</strong> - Trade unions take out rally as part of the nationwide strike</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Turkey court jails hundreds for life for 2016 coup plot against Erdogan</strong> - Air force pilots, other officers and civilians are jailed for trying to oust President Erdogan.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Coronavirus pandemic: Germany seeks EU deal to close ski resorts</strong> - Germany and Italy want slopes closed until January, but the EU is yet to reach an agreement.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Belarus: The exile sacrificing everything for her country</strong> - Three months on from the Belarus election, Svetlana Tikhanovskaya reflects on how her life has changed.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Diego Maradona: World mourns Argentine football great</strong> - Fans around the world gather to pay tribute to one of the greatest players of all time.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>‘Please forgive me!’: US tourist returns block of stolen Roman marble</strong> - In a letter, the traveller asks to be forgiven for taking a marble fragment from Rome in 2017.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How old, ambient Japanese music became a smash hit on YouTube</strong> - Exploring the comment-section emotion of music as served by a mysterious algorithm. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1725319">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>What we’re binging: TV, films, and streams that bring comfort in a weird year</strong> - In 2020, the couch isn’t the same respite it used to be. But we’re still streaming. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1725701">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>AstraZeneca’s best COVID vaccine result was a fluke. Experts have questions</strong> - The “how?” and “why?” are open questions—along with “what now?” - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1725724">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Volkswagen ID.4 electric crossover gets its EPA range certification</strong> - Deliveries of the ID.4 should begin in the next few weeks. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1725705">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>What we can learn from contact tracing an entire province</strong> - A new study highlights our consensus on the virus’s spread and how we can change it. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1725645">link</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</h1>
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He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980’s and was able to count at least 11 historical inaccuracies on one hand.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Mombo1212"> /u/Mombo1212 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/k1g2d6/just_been_speaking_to_a_mate_of_mine_hes_just/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/k1g2d6/just_been_speaking_to_a_mate_of_mine_hes_just/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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Then he spoke:“Bill, you take the Beverly Hills houses.“Mary, you take the offices in the Center Center.“Debra, the apartments over the L.A. Plaza are yours.“To my dear wife, take all the residential buildings near downtown.” The nurse was really impressed. She said, “Your husband must have been quite a man, amassing so much property to leave to all of you.” And the wife responded, “What property? … the schmuck had a paper route!!”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/crazyfortaco"> /u/crazyfortaco </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/k1ejqc/an_elderly_gentleman_was_on_his_deathbed_as_his/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/k1ejqc/an_elderly_gentleman_was_on_his_deathbed_as_his/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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A man was brought before the court to recieve his verdict.
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“For the murder of your mother-in-law with numerous blows to the head with a hammer, we, the jury, find you guilty.”
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A voice in the back yells:
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“You bastard!”
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“For the murder of your wife with numerous blows to the head with a hammer, we, the jury, find you guilty.”
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The voice in the back yells:
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“You bastaard!”
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“For the murder of your daughter with numerous blows to the head with a hammer, we, the jury, find you guilty.”
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“You bastaaard!”
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The judge having had enough, calls out the man in the back.
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“Sir! I understand your reaction due to the heinousness of these crimes, but I must ask you to be silent or be charged with contempt!”
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"I’m sorry, your honor…
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It’s just that I’ve been living beside this bastard for 10 whole years and everytime I wanted to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one!"
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Iansheng"> /u/Iansheng </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/k183ju/you_bd/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/k183ju/you_bd/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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Just one.All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves aroudn him.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/guiltilydevitrify517"> /u/guiltilydevitrify517 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/k1dixm/how_many_narcissists_does_it_take_to_change_a/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/k1dixm/how_many_narcissists_does_it_take_to_change_a/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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“Doctor, my ass hurts!” He said “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?” I said “Right around the entrance!” He replied “My advice is that as long as you call that the entrance, it’s gonna hurt.”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/I_Restrain_Sheep"> /u/I_Restrain_Sheep </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/k1b7yt/i_went_to_the_doctor_today_and_said/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/k1b7yt/i_went_to_the_doctor_today_and_said/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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