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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>South Carolina Republicans Face a Trump-Fuelled Schism</strong> - The former President has left the White House, but the battle for the G.O.P. is only getting started. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-political-scene/south-carolina-republicans-face-a-trump-fuelled-schism">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Wasting of the Evangelical Mind</strong> - The peculiarities of how American Christianity took shape help explain believers vulnerability to conspiratorial thinking and misinformation. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/the-wasting-of-the-evangelical-mind">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Russians Protesting Putin in Their Personal Lives</strong> - Since Alexey Navalnys arrest, some Russians are reëvaluating their compromises, questioning whether the price of success—or merely getting by—has become untenable. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/a-reporter-at-large/the-russians-protesting-putin-in-their-personal-lives">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Vaccine Resisters</strong> - Why do so many people say that they wont be immunized against COVID-19? - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-populism/the-vaccine-resisters">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>What Does National Security Even Mean Anymore?</strong> - Talking threats, foreign and domestic, with Mark Milley, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-bidens-washington/what-does-national-security-even-mean-anymore-after-january-6th-and-the-pandemic">link</a></p></li>
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<li><strong>Disneys Raya and the Last Dragon is a sumptuous fantasy — but it makes a mess of Southeast Asian culture</strong> -
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Raya seeks the help of the legendary dragon, Sisu, in <em>Raya and the Last Dragon</em>, out on March 5. | Walt Disney Studios
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The animated fantasy is a gorgeous, if generic, vehicle for a great Disney princess.
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Disneys latest princess film, <em>Raya and the Last Dragon,</em> delivers a<strong> </strong>lush, beautifully animated, endearing, and engaging story. Its funny and well written, with dark, layered themes, memorable characters, a pair of deliciously kickass teen girl rivals, and perhaps the most overtly political messaging Disney has pushed in decades. Plus, its a fantasy adventure that promises to bring Disney fans a long-awaited treasure: Raya, the first Southeast Asian Disney princess.
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But it has drawn its share of skeptics, and for good reason: The film, premiering on Disney+ and in select theaters March 5 (with an accompanying short film, <em>Us Again)</em>, is a conundrum.
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The films writers, Qui Nguyen (<em>The Society</em>) and Adele Lim (<em>Crazy Rich Asians</em>) are, respectively, Vietnamese American and Malaysian American, and copious research has gone into <em>Raya</em> to make the film feel true to Southeast Asian viewers. The dragons in <em>Raya</em> are mainly based on Southeast Asian folklore, and the visuals and settings are mainly drawn from the regions real geography.
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But the films production team has <a href="https://www.digitalspy.com/movies/a35352552/raya-the-last-dragon-asian-cast-disney/">drawn criticism</a> from Southeast Asian viewers<strong> </strong>for casting East Asian actors in many of its most important roles, rather than Southeast Asian actors. Though the title role <a href="https://variety.com/2020/film/news/kelly-marie-tran-raya-and-the-last-dragon-star-disney-1234751119/">went to Kelly Marie Tran</a>, a Disney fan favorite of Vietnamese descent (known for <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2018/6/5/17429196/kelly-marie-tran-instagram-deleted-harassment-star-wars-rose-last-jedi"><em>Star Wars</em></a>), the main cast also includes Awkwafina in the role of the “last dragon,” Daniel Dae Kim as Rayas father, and Gemma Chan as Rayas nemesis Namaari. They are respectively, Chinese and Korean American, Korean American, and British Chinese.
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<a href="https://www.vox.com/2020/7/22/21326824/white-voice-actors-black-characters-cartoons-whitewashing">Voice actors have been fighting</a> to win roles that reflect their ethnicity, a fact that led to early criticism around <em>Raya</em> and its casting. But there is <a href="https://www.girlfriend.com.au/raya-and-the-last-dragon-criticism-controversy">another worry</a> about the use of East Asian actors: The blending of the distinct and varied cultures of Vietnam, Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, the Philippines, and half a dozen other nations has left <em>Raya and the Last Dragon</em> feeling indistinct and insensitive.
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Fans of the <a href="https://www.vox.com/2020/5/15/21259004/avatar-the-last-airbender-streaming-on-netflix-why-you-should-watch-series-guide"><em>Airbender</em></a>/<a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2020/8/13/21362113/legend-of-korra-netflix-controversy-korra-vs-aang-korrasami"><em>Korra</em></a> franchise might be reminded of those series and note that they did much of what <em>Raya</em> is trying to do now, better, 15 years ago. Movie buffs may feel like <em>Raya</em> has taken 80 percent of its beats from other animated stories, from <em>The Lion King</em> to <em>The Dark Crystal</em>. But the most disappointing thing about Raya is that Southeast Asian Disney fans may struggle to find any identifiable part of their specific cultures in the films gorgeous but messy world-building.
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Raya is the story of a society struggling to reunify and a girl struggling to trust in the wake of betrayal
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A young Raya with her father, before things get dire.
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<em>Raya </em>(pronounced “RYE-ah”) is set in a fantasy land called Kumandra, a blend of Southeast Asian nations and cultures. The real-world region consists of about a dozen countries, including parts of India and the South Pacific, which between them encompass hundreds of miles, languages, cultures, and islands. In <em>Raya,</em> this diverse part of the planet has been condensed to a group of five loosely defined tribes who arent clearly mapped to any specific culture but instead to parts of a dragon: Theres Fang, Talon, Spine, Tail, and Rayas home, Heart.
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Centuries ago, Kumandra was a happy land freely cohabited by the five human tribes and dragons, until the land was invaded by a strange monster species called the Druun, who turn everything they touch to stone. Its not clear what the Druun live on, or how they arose, or how to fully defeat them. Theyre essentially a purple-cloud plot device for everything that comes afterward — several centuries of geopolitical strife. The Druun wipe out the dragons, but one, Sisu (Awkwafina) sacrifices herself and uses all her magic to vanquish the Druun threat. With no dragon magic to protect them, the tribes of Kumandra fall into conflict.
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When we meet Raya, her father, the leader of Heart, is trying diligently to reunite the tribes once and for all by convincing them to trust one another. Raya is still just a young girl, so shes easy prey for Namaari, the daughter of the visiting Fang leader. They bond over their shared love of dragons and a wish to find Sisu, who, according to legend, was never killed in the Druun war, but instead went into hiding. When Raya entrusts Namaari with a secret, however, Namaari betrays her, setting off a chain of events that leads to the sudden return of the Druun.
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The resurrected Druun turn masses of people into stone, including Rayas father. The planet falls out of ecological balance, and the divisions between the remaining tribes grow even more fierce. With no alternative, Raya devotes herself to trying to find the river where Sisu may be hiding,<strong> </strong>in the hope of getting her help to heal the world.
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The dragons of this universe draw inspiration from the benevolent magical dragons of Vietnamese folklore, with a design based on the <a href="https://theculturetrip.com/asia/thailand/articles/naga-thailands-fearsome-mekong-river-dwelling-guardian-spirits/">naga folklore</a> of Thailand and other countries. Theyre delightful, non-threatening, and non-fire-breathing — colorful serpents who fly, swim, and generally behave like wriggly pets. As voiced by Awkwafina, Sisu is a fun addition to the Disney canon of magical sidekicks; shes wisecracking but earnest, rambunctious but wise, and her loving nature is a good foil for Raya, whos vulnerable but much tougher, thanks to Namaari. Meanwhile, Namaari has grown up to lead her home tribe, Fang, but has begun questioning the aggressive direction of her clan.
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Determined to reunite the tribes as Rayas father always intended, Raya and Sisu journey to each of the other four lands to try and steal the remaining dragon crystals they each control, in hopes that uniting all the crystals can return the dragons to Kumandra, vanquish the Druun, and bring peace. Predictably, this road trip brings them lots of new friends and enemies. The biggest enemy of all, of course, is Rayas archnemesis — but if youre vibing the <em>Airbender</em>-ness of it all, youve probably guessed that Namaari may turn out to be the reluctant ally Raya has needed all along.
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<em>Raya</em> is a gorgeous, accessible film, with engaging characters, a winning heroine, and sumptuous animation from start to finish. Its a film youll want to look at again and again, and its story will hold up fairly well on repeat viewing. As a bonus, <em>Us Again</em>, the short film that accompanies Raya on streaming platforms and in theaters, delivers stunning animation and big-hearted emotions throughout its noisy but wordless seven minutes. Its story of an elderly couple rekindling their relationship through their love of dance pays homage to the grand tradition of movie musicals from <em>Singin in the Rain</em> to <em>La La Land</em>, but also feels like an accidental anthem for a vibrant city whose nightlife scenes have dimmed fully during quarantine. You will cry, so be prepared, but <em>Us Again</em>s dazzling seven minutes alone are worth Rayas hefty add-on streaming price of nearly $30.
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For most Disney fans, the main feature will also be worth the price. Yet the blended version of Southeast Asia on display in <em>Raya</em> may leave viewers conflicted about the way the movie flattens all of Southeast Asia into the land of Kumandra.
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Raya treats Southeast Asian cultures like a buffet
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Each of the five tribes in Rayas fractured homeland has its own distinctive geography and what seems to be an approximation of a distinctive culture. But they arent recognizably linked to cultures in our own world — not in the way that (to use what still seems to be the best example of this exercise in US animation) the four tribes of <em>Airbender</em> map identifiably to Inuit, Chinese, Tibetan, and Japanese cultures.
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Throughout my viewing of <em>Raya,</em> I was confused about what signifiers I was meant to recognize as a viewer; initially, I thought Rayas tribe, Heart, was meant to be based on Thailand. Then I settled on Indonesia, then on Vietnam; eventually, as the films cultural guideposts kept shifting — Thai decor seemed to merge with Cambodian temples, Filipino weaponry, Vietnamese mountains<strong> </strong><strong> </strong>I gave up.
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Hollywoods push for diversity has also brought with it a renewed understanding of the importance of cultural sensitivity, and Disneys outsized influence means its films draw <a href="https://slate.com/culture/2019/11/frozen-2-reparations-northuldra-twist-ending-spoilers.html">close scrutiny</a>. <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2016/11/22/13713820/moana-review-disney-dwayne-johnson-lin-manuel-miranda"><em>Moana</em></a> ran into controversy in 2016 because of its buffoonish <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/disney-new-movie-hit-moana-criticised-depiction-polynesia-people/">depiction</a> of the Polynesian god Maui, which some found offensive, as well as the inclusion of elements of indigenous cultures that <a href="https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smithsonian-institution/how-story-moana-and-maui-holds-against-cultural-truths-180961258/">some viewers regarded</a> as racist stereotypes. “The filmmakers cut off manageable chunks of exotica,” argued Maori writer Morgan Godfery, “while refusing to keep faith with actual Polynesian histories and mythologies.”
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Perhaps because of that backlash, <em>Rayas </em>creative team doesnt appear to have engaged existing mythos at all apart from the dragon concept. Unlike most films in the Disney princess pantheon, <em>Raya</em>s story isnt taken from any extant cultural source, but comes from the brain of veteran Disney director <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0713214">Bradley Raymond</a>, known mainly for directing sequels like <em>Lion King 3</em> and <em>Pocahontas 2</em>. Here, hes credited with generating the story ideas upon which <em>Raya</em> is based.
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Thats not to say that white men or white creatives — or indeed any of us — arent capable of generating meaningful stories about cultures not their own. At a bare minimum, doing so requires respect and research, and <em>Raya</em>s production did plenty of the latter<em>. </em>In preparation for the film, members of Disneys production and animation teams reportedly traveled throughout Southeast Asia, <a href="https://www.whattowatch.com/features/disneys-raya-and-the-last-dragon-has-an-east-asian-problem">making stops</a> in seven countries. In aiming for respectful<strong> </strong>cultural representation, they created the Raya Southeast Asia Story Trust, an assemblage of various experts including, <a href="https://www.looper.com/319291/the-intense-research-that-went-into-making-raya-the-last-dragon/">according to Looper</a>, “a textile expert, linguists (who approved every name in the film), and a visual anthropologist.”
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But much of this careful attention to detail seems to have been executed mainly as background aesthetic, rather than as key parts of the storyline or the worldbuilding. While the production team includes numerous East Asian and Southeast Asian creators, including writers, animators, technical effects crew, and producers, most of the project decisions ultimately rested with directors <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2320658">Don Hall</a> (<a href="https://www.vox.com/2014/12/4/7332611/big-hero-6"><em>Big Hero 6</em></a>) and <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2788015">Carlos López Estrada</a> (<a href="https://www.vox.com/summer-movies/2018/7/19/17586036/blindspotting-review-daveed-diggs-rafael-casal"><em>Blindspotting</em></a>) and their co-directors, <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2128363/">Paul Briggs</a> (<em>Big Hero 6</em>) and <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0727960">John Ripa</a> (<a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2016/11/22/13713820/moana-review-disney-dwayne-johnson-lin-manuel-miranda"><em>Moana</em></a>).
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The biggest problem, however, is that all of that well-intentioned research seems to have been done for the explicit purpose of flattening<strong> </strong>Southeast Asias diversity, condensing a striking array of distinct cultures into five tribes.<strong> </strong>Aspects of cultures from other regions are blended in, too. There were numerous times the films aesthetics will remind viewers more of Korea and China, and even farther-flung places like Samoa and Central America, than Southeast Asia. Viewers analyzing the trailer have further <a href="https://twitter.com/mossygator_/status/1319173749988470785">commented</a> that the films temples and architecture are uncharacteristically decor-free, and that the clothing lacks distinctively detailed patterns common in the nations.
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After the fiasco of <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/21419366/disney-new-mulan-review-2020-live-action-remake">2020s terrible <em>Mulan</em> remake</a>, in which the films East Asian cultural signifiers were put on display but badly mishandled, you might think that a generalized approach is a safer way to go. And initially, I was fully on board with that idea, because I was wooed by<em> Rayas</em> many other strengths.
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Raya herself is a wonderful protagonist, easily one of my favorite Disney princesses by a mile, though shes <a href="https://screenrant.com/raya-last-dragon-legend-korra-movie-similarities/">justifiably drawn many comparisons</a> to the <em>Airbender</em> franchises hot-blooded hero, Korra (they even bear a <a href="https://www.geeksandgamers.com/disney-searches-for-the-last-dragon-in-first-raya-trailer/">striking</a> visual resemblance). Shes strong, bold, clever, and raids tombs with all the wiles of Indiana Jones. She and Namaari have a satisfying rivalry complete with thrilling fight scenes. The side characters are a mostly forgettable hodgepodge of typical Disney side characters —<strong> </strong>theres a scheming team of monkeys and a conniving orphan baby who are all so outlandishly bizarre they cycled around from “horrifying” to “macabre treat” —<strong> </strong>but Awkwafina is a gem.
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By the time I was near the end, however, the films innumerable borrowed tropes really began to get to me. I started to question the construction of the entire project: How many of the story elements really came from Nguyen and Lim, or from the head of story, Thai American animator <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3086932/">Fawn Veerasunthorn</a>? How many from Bradford, or from the six other people who all share story credits with Nguyen and Lim, most of whom are white?
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Even the score by James Newton Howard, which I initially found lush and ebullient, increasingly sounded like one of his phoned-in action scores, but with added vague chanting in non-specific languages. As the credits rolled, I found myself studying the long list of English names associated with the scores production, wondering how it would sound to a Southeast Asian audience member. The outro song, usually one of the highlights of any Disney film, is here a forgettable number called “Lead the Way.” Its written and performed by Jhené Aiko, an artist of partial Japanese heritage who at one point gives up on lyrics and just starts singing “Kumandra, Kumandra” over and over, as if simply naming the films setting could clarify anything for us.
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This all may sound like futile nitpicking, but it really isnt. <em>Raya</em>s generic attributes lend the film a vague quality overall. Compared to the memorable localization of Disney films like <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/21583453/frozen-movies-anniversary-critic-at-large-small-elsa-anna"><em>Frozen</em></a>, which <a href="https://evil-pop-tart.blogspot.com/2017/04/from-rococo-art-to-frozen.html">referenced</a> actual rococo art, or <a href="https://www.vox.com/2017/11/21/16679186/coco-review-pixar"><em>Coco</em></a>, which fully immersed the audience in Mexican culture, <em>Raya</em> feels thin. Its lack of specificity works against it.
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Perhaps the biggest tell that <em>Raya</em> isnt the representation Southeast Asian Disney fans deserve is that many of them wont actually be able to watch it with the rest of us — because <a href="https://sea.ign.com/disney/168029/news/disney-is-coming-to-select-sea-countries-like-malaysia-with-hotstar">Disney+ is currently only available</a> in three Southeast Asian countries. If there are stronger objections to be made to this film, the people best in a position to make them may not get to see it.
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And so the film mainly leaves me questioning who <em>Raya</em>s intended audience is — and whether it was meant to appeal to Southeast Asian viewers. It seems clear that fans deserved a better movie that more fully and overtly embraced their cultures, instead of simply borrowing their beautiful settings for an average fantasy story.
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<li><strong>An “emotional” moment at an NSC meeting shows why withdrawing from Afghanistan is so hard</strong> -
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The Biden administration wants a professional, dispassionate process during its Afghanistan review.
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The Biden administrations internal debate over the future of US military involvement in the war in Afghanistan over the last several weeks has taken place quietly, largely behind closed doors.
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But that doesnt mean it hasnt been heated. In fact, a previously unreported episode at a recent high-level meeting shows just how fraught these discussions have been as the Biden team tries to figure out how, or even whether, to bring to an end Americas longest-ever war.
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At a recent National Security Council Principals Committee meeting, Cabinet-level officials including Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Mark Milley, Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin, and others gathered as part of the administrations weekslong review of US policy in Afghanistan.
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The officials are debating which of three broad options for the 20-year war in Afghanistan Biden should pursue. The first is to adhere to former <a href="https://www.vox.com/2020/2/21/21147020/us-afghanistan-taliban-peace-deal-pompeo">President Donald Trumps deal with the Taliban</a>, which would require Biden to withdraw all remaining 2,500 US troops by May 1. The second is to negotiate an extension with the insurgent group, allowing American forces to remain in the country beyond early May. And third is to defy the Trump-Taliban pact altogether and keep fighting in Afghanistan with no stated end date.
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During the meeting, according to four sources from the White House, Pentagon, and elsewhere familiar with what happened, Milley made an impassioned — and at times “emotional,” according to some — case to consider keeping US troops in the country.
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<a href="https://www.defense.gov/Our-Story/Biographies/Biography/Article/614392/general-mark-a-milley/">Milley</a>, who was the deputy commanding general of US forces in Afghanistan and served three tours in the country, essentially argued that if American forces fully withdraw by May 1, it would open the door for the Taliban to overtake the country, making life worse for millions of Afghans and imperiling US national security goals.
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Womens rights “will go back to the Stone Age,” Milley said, according to two of the sources. He argued that it wasnt worth leaving the country after “all the blood and treasure spent” there over the last two decades. He also added that, in his view, the lack of 2,500 US troops in Afghanistan would make it harder to stem threats from a nuclear-armed Pakistan.
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“He went on for a while,” said a White House official, “and everyone was sort of like, Whoa.’” The official said Milleys plea was filled with “a lot more emotion than substance” but that “it wasnt super logical.”
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After Milley finished, Secretary of Defense Austin during his turn to speak said he understood that there was a lot of emotion surrounding this issue after two decades of war. But, Austin asserted, “Were not going to make decisions based on emotion,” two of the sources said.
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Some in the room took that comment as a direct rebuke of Milley, while others understood the secretarys remarks as simply saying he wanted the Afghanistan review to proceed in a professional, fact-based manner.
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In a statement after the story was published, National Security Adviser Jake Sullivan said “I will not ordinarily comment on the private deliberations of Principals Committee meetings. But I reject the characterization provided by anonymous sources of the comments made in the meeting. Its a movie-style rendering of what was — throughout — a professional, thoughtful, fact-based deliberation.”
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A Defense Department spokesperson said the Pentagon doesnt comment on closed-door meetings. But a senior defense official familiar with the exchange told me that Austin was trying to convey that he preferred “a decision-making process that was as dispassionate as possible, and as deliberate and thoughtful and careful as it could be.”
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This episode may seem at first glance to be nothing more than a brief moment of lively debate about a major policy issue in which passions momentarily ran high. And in some ways, it was just that.
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But it also provides an important window into why successive US administrations, from Bush to Obama to Trump to Biden, have found ending the US war in Afghanistan so difficult.
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Four American administration have overseen the conflict, and each wrestled with the same general problem: Whether doing the <a href="https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2020/04/22/support-for-full-withdrawal-from-afghanistan-grows-poll/">increasingly popular thing</a> of ending Americas involvement in the war risks all the gains — namely a more secure Kabul and better rights for women and children — that were won in large part due to the service and sacrifice of US and allied forces over the past 20 years.
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Thats a tough decision to make, especially when most experts believe the lives of millions in Afghanistan would get worse without US troops on the ground. Whats more, terrorist groups like al Qaeda and ISIS operate in that country, and a lack of American forces would make it harder to fight them.
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Thats partly why Presidents Obama and Trump both vowed to end the war on their watch yet ended up leaving office with at least a few thousand troops still in the country. They were persuaded by military and civilian officials who said the US had less to lose from keeping its forces engaged in the conflict than from leaving it.
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That was the main message in a congressional <a href="https://www.usip.org/publications/2021/02/afghanistan-study-group-final-report-pathway-peace-afghanistan">report</a> last month from the Afghanistan Study Group, an independent, bipartisan commission of experts co-chaired by retired Marine Gen. Joseph Dunford, former Republican Sen. Kelly Ayotte, and US Institute of Peace President Nancy Lindborg.
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Yet despite his impassioned plea to continue the fight, Milley himself told a think tank audience in December that the US had only “<a href="https://www.vox.com/2020/12/2/22062808/milley-afghanistan-war-modicum-brookings">achieved a modicum of success</a>” in Afghanistan after all this time.
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“We have been in a condition of strategic stalemate where the government of Afghanistan was never going to militarily defeat the Taliban,” he acknowledged, “and the Taliban, as long as we were supporting the government of Afghanistan, is never going to militarily defeat the regime.”
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President Joe Biden, who promised to end Americas involvement in the war by the end of his <a href="https://www.cfr.org/article/presidential-candidates-war-afghanistan">first term</a>, has yet to make a final decision about what to do ahead of the May 1 deadline. Multiple sources say all options remain on the table, including the complete withdrawal one.
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The Milley-Austin exchange shows just how difficult — and emotionally charged — that decision will ultimately be.
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<li><strong>The latest QAnon-inspired threat on the Capitol was thankfully a dud</strong> -
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March 4 was supposed to be a big day for QAnon. It didnt happen.
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A threat against the Capitol that prompted House of Representatives leadership to cancel Thursdays session thankfully <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2021/03/04/capitol-threat-qanon-march-4/">amounted to nothing</a>.
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Capitol Police <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/03/us/politics/capitol-riot-qanon-trump.html">warned</a> on Wednesday that they “obtained intelligence that shows a possible plot to breach the Capitol by an unidentified militia group on Thursday, March 4.” That finding was echoed by Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX), the leading Republican on the homeland security committee, who said on CNN on Wednesday that “President Trump has a responsibility to tell them to stand down. This threat is credible. Its real. Its a right-wing militia group.”
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Rep. Michael McCaul says fmr. Pres. Trump has a responsibility to tell extremists, who believe Trump will be inaugurated on March 4, and who the FBI say are plotting a possible attack on the US Capitol, to stand down. “This threat is credible. Its real.” <a href="https://t.co/txZq2tbwMH">https://t.co/txZq2tbwMH</a> <a href="https://t.co/n4X4WbwTIo">pic.twitter.com/n4X4WbwTIo</a>
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— The Lead CNN (<span class="citation" data-cites="TheLeadCNN">@TheLeadCNN</span>) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheLeadCNN/status/1367230581696827403?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 3, 2021</a>
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Trump did not tell anybody to stand down, but thankfully all was quiet anyway around the Capitol on Thursday, where the Senate began debate on the $1.9 trillion Covid-19 relief bill despite the Houses decision to shut down for the day.
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March 4 is a significant date in <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/8/1/17253444/qanon-trump-conspiracy-theory-4chan-explainer">QAnon</a> — a cultish, deranged conspiracy theory whose adherents believe Donald Trump is secretly fighting a global child sex trafficking cabal led by prominent Democrats. <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/22280323/qanon-march-trump-inaugration-conspiracy-theory-militia">Voxs Nicole Narea explains the theorys fixation with March 4</a> in all its convoluted detail, but in brief: Some believers held that March 4, which was the date presidents were inaugurated until the 20th Amendment was adopted in 1933, would be when Trump would be inaugurated for another term of office. The Trump International Hotel located just blocks away from the White House even tried to capitalize on the conspiracy theory by <a href="https://www.washingtonian.com/2021/02/25/trump-hotel-rates-are-over-1300-on-march-4-the-date-in-a-wild-qanon-theory/">raising room rates for the date</a>.
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But Jared Holt told Vox that he “did not find any of the usual tells we tend to see when online extremism is about to translate into real-world mobilization prior to March 4.” Holt is a resident fellow at DFRLab focused on domestic extremism; he correctly <a href="https://twitter.com/joesudbay/status/1364344345734897664?s=21">warned</a> in the days leading up to the January 6 insurrection about internet chatter indicating pro-Trump demonstrations that day could spiral out of control.
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“In recent days, even, many extremist influencers and communities actively discouraged participation in any would-be action on that date,” continued Holt in a Twitter direct message. “Although large mobilization was incredibly unlikely by standard measures, there continued to exist an ever-present risk posed by small groups or individuals who may feel compelled to act on their extremist beliefs.”
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Holt noted that while the Houses decision to shut down for the day and all the security precautions around the Capitol “may seem like overkill,” the January 6 insurrection that left five dead “is still incredibly fresh on the minds of law enforcement and Im not surprised that officials are acting with an abundance of caution.”
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Indeed, law enforcement officials seemed to be trying to avoid a repeat of what happened on January 6, when <a href="https://www.vox.com/2021/1/16/22234574/washington-post-capitol-police-report-congress-targeted-riot">numerous intelligence memos</a> warning about the threat of violence from Trump supporters who gathered in Washington, DC, to protest the election on the day werent sufficient to prevent law enforcement from being overwhelmed by the MAGA mob.
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While law enforcement officials are being extra careful these days, Republicans who egged on the insurrection by spreading lies about the 2020 election are not. On Thursday, <a href="https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1367482278662791171">Rep. Michael Waltz (R-FL)</a> and Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) — both of whom supported Trumps efforts to overthrow the election — went on <em>Fox &amp; Friends</em> and argued that despite the active threat at the Capitol, they saw no need for the National Guards continued presence.
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“I think the idea of keeping [the National Guard] there indefinitely, and keeping a barbed wire fence around the Capitol indefinitely is crazy,” Hawley said.
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On the day that the House is shut down because of a threat of violence, pro-insurrection Sen. Josh Hawley rails against National Guard troops being stationed at the Capitol <a href="https://t.co/LIjTKmzbFU">pic.twitter.com/LIjTKmzbFU</a>
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— Aaron Rupar (<span class="citation" data-cites="atrupar">@atrupar</span>) <a href="https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1367480373924495361?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 4, 2021</a>
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But if Trump-supporting Republicans really wanted to reopen the Capitol, the best thing they could do is denounce the lies and conspiracy theories about the 2020 election that continue to inspire deranged Trump supporters to try and take matters into their own hands. Instead of doing that, however, the Republican Party remains largely unified behind <a href="https://www.vox.com/2021/2/28/22306318/trump-cpac-2021-speech-election-lies">the false notion that Joe Bidens victory was tainted</a>.
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While Republicans like Hawley and Waltz see no need for the continued National Guard presence at the Capitol, Capitol Police disagree. On Thursday, the force <a href="https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/capitol-police-national-guard-stay-60-days/story?id=76254418">reportedly</a> requested that the National Guard stay at the Capitol for at least two more months, citing ongoing security concerns. That request came a day after a House hearing where Capitol Police acting Chief Yogananda Pittman told lawmakers that threats against lawmakers have increased <a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/capitol-police-chief-pittman-threats-congress-members-up-2021">nearly 100 percent</a> year over year.
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Shikha Pandeys omission a tough call but she is not dropped: Harmanpreet</strong> - The Indian womens team will play five ODIs and three T20Is against South Africa, starting in Lucknow on Sunday</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Delhi Capitals co-owner JSW group named as principal sponsor of IPL franchise</strong> - Indian Premier League side Delhi Capitals on Friday named its co-owners JSW Group as teams principal sponsor for a three-year term. As per the agre</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Ind vs Eng fourth Test | Rishabh Pant smashes hundred as India seize control from England</strong> - Visitors managed to make inroads every time when a partnership seemed to be on the horizon.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Good day for Maruri sisters</strong> - Eighth seed Suhitha Maruri beat top seed Sarah Dev 6-3, 6-2 to make the final of the ITF grade-4 junior tennis her on Thursday. In the final, Suhitha</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Pooja in semis, Lovlina out</strong> - Asian champion Pooja Rani (75kg) entered the semifinals, but two-time World bronze-winner Lovlina Borgohain (69kg) bowed out after a quarterfinal loss</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Dont accept gifts, money from candidates, voters urged</strong> - The Youth for Anti-Corruption urged the voters not to accept any gifts and money from candidates during the municipal elections to ensure free and fai</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Bandh evokes good response in Srikakulam district</strong> - State govt. not trying to stop the privatisation of steel plant, alleges CITU</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Akali MLAs evicted amid ruckus in Punjab House</strong> - Assembly resolution calls for withdrawal of three Central farm laws</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Assam Assembly elections 2021 | BJP snub over nomination revives AGP faction in Assam</strong> - With former CM Mahanta denied a ticket, the break-away faction may join the Congress-led alliance</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>I-T raids on Taapsee, Anurag Kashyap: FM says they were raided in 2013 as well</strong> - In comments seen as defending income tax raids on Bollywood actor Taapsee Pannu and filmmaker Anurag Kashyap, Finance Minister Nirmala Sitharaman on</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Brexit: EU legal action imminent over UK extension to grace periods</strong> - The UK says it will unilaterally extend grace periods for Irish Sea border checks on parcels and agri-foods.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Covid: Italy blocks AstraZeneca vaccine shipment to Australia</strong> - The bar on shipping 250,000 doses amid a row with the firm is backed by the EU.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Covid-19: Cyprus to welcome vaccinated UK tourists from May</strong> - It is not yet clear how visitors will be required to prove they have received both doses of a jab.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Covid-19: Another new variant added to UK watch list</strong> - It shares a worrying mutation with the South Africa and Brazil variants of concern.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Coronavirus: Hairdressers reopen in the Netherlands</strong> - Hairdressers in the Netherlands have reopened after being shut since December.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Rocket Report: SpaceX explains landing failure, More on New Glenn delays</strong> - “The level of detail that we get is remarkable, how good the forecast is.” - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1747289">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Chairs Technica: We review two new models from Anda Seat</strong> - We liked the Anda Fnatic so much, were reviewing two new models as well. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1747075">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Meet Maxwells gambling demon—smart enough to quit while its ahead</strong> - Physicists even demonstrated the basic principle in a nanoscale electronic device. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1745733">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>US roads got more dangerous in 2020 even though we stayed at home</strong> - Preliminary data puts the death toll at 42,060, with 4.8 million people injured. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1747292">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Valve scraps revamped Artifact, dumps free, unfinished “2.0” version on Steam</strong> - Rebuilt game had been in closed beta for one year before Valve pulled the plug today. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1747223">link</a></p></li>
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They said, “Is this your wife, sir?” Shocked, I answered, “Yes.”
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They said, “Im afraid it looks like shes been hit by a bus.”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/blackshadowed"> /u/blackshadowed </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ly64es/the_police_came_to_my_front_door_tonight_holding/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ly64es/the_police_came_to_my_front_door_tonight_holding/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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Chewie is short for Chewbacca
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Ani is short for Anakin Skywalker
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What is Luke short for?
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A stormtrooper
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Therapist: I think you might be getting carried away.
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It doesnt take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
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One day, God calls Satan and says with a sneer: “So, how are things in Hell?”
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Satan replies: “Hey, things are going great. Weve got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And theres no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”
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“What!” God exclaims: “Youve got an engineer? Thats a mistake he should never have been sent to Hell… send him to me.”
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“Not a chance,” Satan replies: “I like having an engineer on the staff, and Im keeping him!”
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God insists: “Send him back or Ill sue.”
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Satan laughs uproariously and answers: “Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?”
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It was his life savings.
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