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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Ukrainians Forced to Flee to Russia</strong> - Some are brought against their will. Others are encouraged in subtler ways. But the over-all efforts seem aimed at the erasure of the Ukrainian people. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/08/21/the-ukrainians-forced-to-flee-to-russia">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Benefits and Drawbacks to Charging Trump Like a Mobster</strong> - Racketeering statutes allow prosecutors to arrange many characters and a broad set of allegations into a single narrative. Making the story cohere can be a challenge. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/the-benefits-and-drawbacks-to-charging-trump-like-a-mobster">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Ron DeSantis Slump</strong> - The Florida governor once looked likely to defeat Donald Trump. Where did his campaign go wrong? - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-political-scene/the-ron-desantis-slump">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>In Vivek Ramaswamy, the Republicans Have Something New</strong> - The thirty-eight-year-old “anti-woke” polemicist and political novice has become one of Trumps main rivals. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-political-scene/in-vivek-ramaswamy-the-republicans-have-something-new">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>There Is Nothing Élitist About the Indictments Against Trump</strong> - The judicial system is doing its work, and the former President has never been a man of the people. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/there-is-nothing-elitist-about-the-indictments-against-trump">link</a></p></li>
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<li><strong>King the Land is a Netflix hit about love and labor rights</strong> -
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Im Yoon-ah (Yoona) and Lee Jun-ho star in <em>King the Land</em>, currently streaming on Netflix. | Netflix
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Can romances fantasy of wealth survive the labor rights movement? Lets ask, uh, this frothy K-drama.
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As the <a href="https://www.vox.com/2023/7/13/23794036/sag-strike-2023-wga-updates">WGA/SAG-AFTRA double strike</a> wears on, the constant flow of brand-new, original Hollywood content seems headed toward a dripping, dribbling end. With many <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2023/sag-strike-writers-movies-shows-delayed/">shows and movies delayed</a>, viewers are already feeling the lack, which in turn means finding other stuff to watch. On <a href="https://www.vox.com/netflix">Netflix</a>, international content, especially popular Spanish telenovelas and Korean dramas, have long been part of the platforms core offerings.
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Currently, Korean rom-dramedy <em>King the Land</em> has spent <a href="https://www.netflix.com/tudum/top10/tv-non-english?week=2023-08-06">eight straight weeks</a> in Netflixs global Top 10. The show began airing on Korean TV in June, after which Netflix picked it up and released its 16 episodes weekly over the past two months. In that time, its racked up a gargantuan 66 million views on the streamer. That puts it in a tier with major US hits like <em>Lincoln Lawyer</em> and <em>The Witcher</em>.
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On the surface, the show, about a cute hotel concierge (Im Yoon-ah, a.k.a. veteran K-pop star Yoona of Girls Generation) who becomes entangled with the hotel magnates rebellious son (Lee Jun-ho, a.k.a. veteran K-pop star Junho of 2PM), seems somewhat standard within the pantheon of similar rags-to-riches, hate-to-love Korean rom-coms in its class. But <em>King the Land</em>s low-stakes vibes are impeccable, replete with soft lighting, a lush K-pop score, likable characters, and infectious chemistry between Yoona and Junho as they navigate their prickly relationship toward a happy ending.
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While its tropes may be pedestrian, however, <em>King the Land </em>also features a streak of acknowledgment about their dark underside — in this case, the way rom-coms longstanding fantasy of wealth, power, and privilege rests on a romanticization of labor exploitation and class struggle. Its the kind of Korean drama were seeing more of in a post-<a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2020/2/10/21131004/parasite-best-picture-oscars-2020"><em>Parasite</em></a>, <a href="https://www.vox.com/22704474/squid-game-games-korean-references-symbols">post-<em>Squid Game</em></a> landscape. Its also the kind of show that occupies an interesting place in a world where <a href="https://www.vox.com/unions">unions</a>, workers rights, and labor exploitation are getting more and more attention. For viewers who find themselves watching this particular delightful K-drama as a result of the writers strike, the irony will be whats really rich.
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<em>Note: This story contains a major spoiler for </em>King the Land<em> season one.</em>
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Romance has always been built around a fantasy of benevolent wealth — but in the typical K-drama, thats complicated
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In so many ways, romance is a genre built on fantasies of attainment. The characters in romance novels and rom-coms pursue true love, and once they attain true love, they often find a cornucopia of rewards in addition: more money, a found and/or new nuclear family, their dream career, more adventure or stability (depending on which one they need more), and above all a more full and meaningful life.
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Romantic love in this genre becomes a form of power — and actual power and privilege become romanticized. Power in a romance leads to protection, security, and abundance, not just for the person who has it, but for their community.
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The ur-version of this trope is the classic <a href="https://www.vox.com/2015/3/15/8214405/cinderella-fairy-tale-history">Cinderella story</a>: A poor character, often one with a <a href="https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/2019/5/29/18524129/cinderella-grimms-perrault-basile-daulnoy-rebecca-solnit-jack-zipes-ruth-bottigheimer-fairy-tales">dysfunctional family dynamic</a>, meets a very rich character, and they fall in love. The course of this love elevates the Cinderella figure, ultimately giving them a way out of their former unhappy life and a new identity as a wealthy, enfranchised member of society.
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In this basic scenario and in countless variants, wealth, power, and privilege are all inherently benevolent: Marriage further stabilizes the rich characters wealth and power, which benefits the community at large. The typical romance sees the rich character learning, through the evolution of falling in love, to become more worthy of their wealth so they can use it even more wisely.
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One rom-com subgenre sets this trope within the workplace. The rich character is usually the owner of, or heir to, a huge corporation, so their character growth directly impacts all their employees. In a string of films released just before the end of the aughts — <em>Two Weeks Notice</em>, <em>Maid in Manhattan</em>, and <em>The Proposal</em> — the primary conflict that has to be resolved is a question of power: Will the cocky rich boss remain cocky, or will they learn to humble themselves and become a better person and a better manager and caretaker of their corporate environment?
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Movies like these took the worldview that the bosss maturity and the health of the corporation were inherently linked. But these themes wouldnt outlast the era of Occupy Wall Street. As anti-capitalist sentiment increased in the US, many Hollywood rom-coms (if not all; Hallmark still loves a good Cinderella story) quickly moved away from this power dynamic toward ones in which either both parties were roughly economic equals, à la <a href="https://www.vox.com/summer-movies/2018/6/29/17513562/set-it-up-review-netflix-romantic-comedy-romcom"><em>Set It Up</em></a>, or else the richer character ultimately proved willing to walk away from their wealth, à la <a href="https://www.vox.com/summer-movies/2018/8/14/17688338/crazy-rich-asians-review-constance-wu-henry-golding-gemma-chan-romantic-comedy"><em>Crazy Rich Asians</em></a>.
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Korean dramas, however, have fully embraced the office romance trope. Since the typical K-drama is serialized, their plots tend to be more dizzyingly indulgent than American rom-com films, replete with classic romance tropes and cliches. That also means there are countless K-dramas of workplace romance involving a very rich character and a very average working-class character, with the latter usually educating and humbling the former. <em>King the Land</em> is no exception: Its very light plot hinges around the spoiled rich kid Gu Won (Lee) learning to pay more attention to his employees and care about their well-being.
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But <em>King the Land</em> is also reflective of a South Korean entertainment landscape that <a href="https://www.npr.org/2021/11/06/1053163060/class-conflict-and-economic-hardship-in-squid-game-is-real-for-many-south-korean">frequently nods</a> to South Koreas own economic issues. Shows like <em>Squid Game</em> present characters whose personal financial struggles mirror the nations own collapse and slow recovery during the 1997 Asian financial crisis. So, while Korea still clings to capitalism and generally remains <a href="https://asiatimes.com/2019/05/why-korean-boomers-are-obsessively-anti-communist/">staunchly anti-communist</a>, Korean drama is typically self-aware enough about capitalisms dark underbelly that it wont straightforwardly present a romantic fantasy of a benevolent corporate overlord without some effort at acknowledging that things arent that simple.
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Getting Gu Won to care more about his employees and their struggles isnt a huge stretch; it quickly becomes clear that his brusque exterior masks a soft heart, and that while he may have been groomed for corporate life, he distrusts the empire his father has built. That empire, the King corporation, is a vast machine thats built to depersonalize the entire experience of work. So Gu Won finds himself trying to inject some humanity back into the flagship King Hotel; he seeks out older employees to learn their stories, goes on a road trip with his new girlfriend and her working-class friends (who all work for various King subsidiaries), and improves working conditions where he can.
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Ironically, he falls for the bright-eyed Cheon Sa-rang (Im) even though shes everything he is wary of: a perfectly professional concierge whose winning smile and ambitious work ethic make her a favorite with guests. To Gu Won, these are the fake and insincere trappings of a false corporate facade. Sa-rang, however, has wanted to work at King hotels since she was a child; she sees the luxury and service it provides as a true form of escape from daily life, and initially sees the work she does as a kind of calling. For her dedication, shes rewarded with getting to work at the highest concierge level — the King the Land VVIP lounge, literally on the top floor.
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The idea that a customer service job could be a calling is in itself a fantasy of capitalism, but <em>King the Land </em>makes clear that the reality is much drearier. Sa-rang and her two best friends are consistently exploited, bullied, or harassed by their customers, managers, and co-workers, with nary an HR department in sight. When Sa-rang nearly dies because shes sent on a physically harrowing work trip, the company higher-ups dont want to waste the money it would take to save her life. The corporate drudgery and pressure to increase their work performance is relentless. When Sa-rang finally reaches the pinnacle of her profession, she finds the work shes tasked with to be utterly dehumanizing: Shes ordered to don a maids uniform and perform the role of silent servant to the Gu family.
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At this point, you might be thinking: 1) None of this sounds very romantic, and 2) this hotel could sure use a union!
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<em>King the Land</em> addresses the first problem with copious amounts of swoony scenes of the couple being cute and endless flashback montages to the swoony romantic scenes you just watched. There are drone fireworks and carnival rides, lots of banter, and a hot make-out session under an alarm sprinkler system. Its charming.
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The second problem, though, is much trickier.
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Why we cant have nice things in K-dramas — and by “nice things,” we mean “unions”
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In South Korea, unions are largely socially stigmatized and scrutinized heavily by the government. <a href="https://en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN20211230005700315">Just 14 percent of the workforce</a> is unionized, and the only legally authorized unions are split into <a href="https://www.iclcit.org/south-korea-unions-and-labour-relations/">two large trade union networks</a>, the more liberal of which, KTCU, is frequently <a href="https://jacobin.com/2023/01/south-korea-conservative-government-labor-unions-cracking-down-national-security">targeted by the government</a>.
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The last major strike by a workforce was the 2009 strike of workers at auto manufacturer Ssangyong, which was referenced in <em>Squid Game</em>. This strike led to <a href="https://jacobin.com/2021/11/squid-game-ssangyong-dragon-motor-strike-south-korea">violent crackdowns</a> on the strikers, the arrests of hundreds, and <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/07/world/asia/07seoul.html">thousands of workers</a> losing or leaving their <a href="https://www.vox.com/labor-jobs">jobs</a>, with many later dying from suicide or other related health conditions brought on by the strike. Ssangyongs union, as well as the <a href="https://labornotes.org/blogs/2016/07/south-korea-independent-union-leader-sentenced-five-years-prison">original organizers</a>, are still <a href="https://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/nation/2023/08/113_353048.html">dealing with the fallout</a> nearly 15 years later. Today, unions are relegated to little more than salary and wage negotiations; broader forms of political organizing via labor unions are illegal, and the governments <a href="https://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20230314000517">increasing crackdown</a> on what many union members see as legal union activity led one chapter leader to <a href="https://labornotes.org/blogs/2023/05/south-korea-labor-union-leader-sets-himself-afire-protest-racketeering-charges">carry out a protest suicide</a> in May.
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Its within this agitated sociopolitical context that <em>King the Land</em> lobs one of its only real twists. Throughout the series, Gu Won has been searching for information about what happened to his mother, who used to work for King Hotel, married his father while on staff, but was then abruptly banished and sent away for unknown reasons, after which nearly all records of her history with the hotel were erased. In its penultimate episode, she shows up abruptly for a confrontation and tentative reconciliation with father and son. During their first meeting, Gu Wons father casually drops this bombshell: His mother was kicked out of the family, not for any of the usual K-drama scandals, but for trying to start a union.
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To the Gu family, this was an act of sheer betrayal, one that had to be punished by separating Gu Wons mother from her son and then all but erasing her identity. The series emphasis on scrubbing her history from the hotel records was never about personal drama, but rather about making it harder for her to serve as an inspirational figure to any labor organizers that might come after her.
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Gu Wons mother refuses to apologize for her union activity back then. Instead, she castigates Gu Wons father for abandoning the principles and beliefs they once both believed in. From the context of Gu Wons journey toward responsible stewardship, we understand that these values are probably about workers rights and freedoms, about valuing people above profits.
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But while she may be steadfast and not at all apologetic, the show is not nearly so bold. This revelation, coming so late in the season, has little effect on the overall plot, and once it gets brought up, its simply never dealt with again. We dont learn what new socialist rabble-rousing Gu Wons mom has done in the intervening decades; we dont even learn what shes done with her life since, whether shes remarried, or even what her career is. Learning about the union doesnt inspire Gu Won and Sa-rang, nor anyone else, to start a trade union or begin a new era of labor reformation at the King Hotel. Instead, the show strongly implies that the problems of the workforce can be fixed with things like better coffee and massage chairs in the break rooms.
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The relationship of this show, with its 66 million Netflix views, to the conversation around labor, especially arriving during the time of the Hollywood strike, is something of a paradox. Korean dramas, now well-known for <a href="https://www.vox.com/2014/9/24/6832951/heres-why-millions-of-americans-are-binge-watching-korean-dramas">attracting global audiences</a>, dont exist in a vacuum; in the age of massive international Netflix audiences, they have to appeal to a huge variety of cultures outside of their own. (A case in point: The show received considerable backlash for one troubling stereotype of an Arab prince, for which it has <a href="https://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/art/2023/08/398_354955.html">since apologized</a>.) Yet, to be successful, most K-dramas also have to reflect the socially conservative cultural norms of their home country. As a K-drama, <em>King the Land</em> doesnt bother to suggest that the answer to the many problems its workforce faces might be to unionize; instead, as a thematic compromise, it does the bare minimum: It acknowledges that unions could potentially exist, then completely sidesteps<strong> </strong>the possibility of them existing here. So, while international shows like <em>King the Land</em> are gaining more attention and importance during the strike, <em>King the Land</em> itself inadvertently becomes a subtle commentary on the strike.
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Its also worth noting that as the strike carries on in the US, Netflix is currently <a href="https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2023-08-07/south-korea-actors-netflix-pay-dispute-union">refusing to meet with</a> the Korea Broadcasting Actors Union, South Koreas version of SAG, to discuss the platforms refusal to pay its Korean actors residuals.
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<em>King the Land</em> essentially plays out in a world where a union is virtually unthinkable. That means the onus of the romance plot — because this is still about romance — is that true love has to make the corporate overlord better because his benevolence is the only thing the workers can really depend on if they want better livelihoods.
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At one point in the series, Gu Won surprises the workforce by handing out cash bonuses. When his astonished assistant asks him why he didnt just go with the usual minor perks, he replies that when he conducted a survey of the workers, most of them said they wanted money. So he gave them what they wanted.
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Listening to workers, it seems, can be surprisingly effective. If only there were some structured way to make their voices heard.
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<li><strong>A brief timeline of Britney Spearss marriage to Sam Asghari</strong> -
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Britney Spears and Sam Asghari attend Sony Pictures “Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood” Los Angeles Premiere on July 22, 2019, in Hollywood, California. | Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic
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Where does Britneys marriage and divorce fit in with the pop stars conservatorship?
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Britney Spears and husband Sam Asghari are separating after one year of marriage, <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/britney-spears-sam-asghari-separate-year-marriage-rcna100287">reports NBC News</a>. Asghari has moved out of Spearss home and has filed for divorce.
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The pairs marriage was public and scandalous, and their divorce is too. Their June 2022 wedding featured a guest list full of celebrities and one notorious gate-crasher; their divorce is marked by <a href="https://www.tmz.com/2023/08/16/britney-spears-sam-asghari-separate-split-cheating-infidelity-divorce/">rumors that Spears cheated</a> and <a href="https://pagesix.com/2023/08/16/sam-asghari-threatening-to-release-embarrassing-britney-spears-info-if-prenup-is-not-renegotiated/?utm_source=instagram&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_campaign=pagesix&amp;utm_content=curalate_like2buy_oY9UkwSj__36044cde-1b02-4b83-956e-a8eff6860101&amp;utm_term=curalate_like2buy&amp;crl8_id=36044cde-1b02-4b83-956e-a8eff6860101">reports that Asghari is threatening to blackmail her</a>. Their romance spanned across the final years of <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/22565683/britney-spears-conservatorship-testimony">Spearss infamous conservatorship</a> and its explosive end. Heres a timeline of how it all went down.
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Spears and Asghari met for the first time in 2016. Asghari was 22 and Spears 34, and Asghari was cast as the love interest in the video for Spearss song “<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RRY3OVqtwc">Slumber Party</a>.” <a href="https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/britney-spears-sam-asghari-intimate-at-home-wedding">Spears says</a> she thought Asghari was cute, and when she found his number in her bag a few months after the video shoot wrapped, she decided to call him.
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By New Years Day 2017, the pair were <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BOu7GUFgJGI/">Instagram official</a>. Asghari, who worked as a fitness instructor in addition to being an actor-model, began making frequent appearances in the fitness videos on Spearss Instagram. Other posts saw them dancing or frolicking together on the beach.
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At the time, Spears was living under a restrictive <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/22565683/britney-spears-conservatorship-testimony">conservatorship</a> that granted her father control over her finances and much of her personal life. She wanted to get married again and have more kids, but under the terms of the conservatorship, she couldnt. (Spears has two children with her second husband, dancer Kevin Federline, whom she divorced in 2006.) She had an IUD that she wasnt allowed to remove.
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In February 2021, Hulu and the New York Times released the documentary <em>Framing Britney Spears</em>, an overview of Spearss early stardom, her downward spiral in 2007, and the few public details that existed at the time of her conservatorship. It had an explosive reception, and the nascent fan-led #FreeBritney movement picked up steam.
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In June 2021, <a href="https://variety.com/2021/music/news/britney-spears-full-statement-conservatorship-1235003940/">Spears publicly testified that she wanted the conservatorship to end</a>. Asghari, <a href="https://www.eonline.com/news/1283298/how-sam-asghari-helped-empower-britney-spears-to-share-her-truth-about-the-conservatorship">the media reported</a>, was “her rock” in the middle of the chaos, someone who “empowers her in every way.” <a href="https://people.com/music/britney-spears-and-sam-asghari-are-engaged/">He proposed to her in September 2021</a>, with the conservatorship still going. As the court wended its way toward dissolving the conservatorship, he posted pictures of himself to Instagram <a href="https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/leylamohammed/britney-spears-sam-asghari-free-britney-shirts">in #FreeBritney T-shirts.</a>
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In November 2021, the courts issued an order to dissolve the conservatorship. Seven months later, Spears and Asghari were married, with their wedding guests including <a href="https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/britney-spears-sam-asghari-intimate-at-home-wedding">Madonna, Paris Hilton, and Selena Gomez</a>. They draped their house in pink and white roses and brought in a carriage pulled by horses with golden hooves for the occasion.
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The wedding also featured an uninvited guest. In 2004, <a href="https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/5534696/inside-britney-spears-wild-vegas-wedding-jason-alexander/">Spears infamously got married to her childhood friend Jason Alexander</a> (<a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004517/">no relation</a>) in Las Vegas on a drunken whim. The marriage was annulled within three days, but Alexander showed up at Spearss 2022 wedding, declaring on a livestream that she was his first and only wife and claiming she had invited him. He was subdued by the cops before he made it to Britney and booked for trespassing and battery. The rest of the wedding apparently went off without a hitch.
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Spearss behavior, however, has been growing increasingly erratic since the end of the conservatorship. Shes been behaving more or less in the ways you would expect from someone who experienced a series of traumas, some of which included severe restrictions on her personal freedoms. She started feuding with her sister on social media. She had <a href="https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/15/britney-spears-meltdown-sam-asghari-dinner-restaurant-response/">what appeared to be PTSD flashbacks</a> when surrounded by fans with phone cameras. She was <a href="https://pagesix.com/2023/05/16/britney-spears-the-price-of-freedom-doc-most-shocking-moments/">reportedly terrified</a> that someone would break into her house in the night and commit her against her will. <a href="https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/15/britney-spears-the-price-of-freedom-marriage-sam-asghari/">Rumors spread</a> that Spears and Asghari were getting into frequent screaming matches and that Spears would sometimes get physical with Asghari.
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<a href="https://pagesix.com/2023/05/16/britney-spears-the-price-of-freedom-doc-most-shocking-moments/">A TMZ documentary</a> released in May alleged that Spears was abusing substances again. In a since-deleted Instagram post, <a href="https://pagesix.com/2023/05/15/sam-asghari-slams-tmzs-disgusting-britney-spears-documentary/">Asghari denounced the documentary as “disgusting.”</a>
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“All of a sudden — after 15 years when shes free after all those gaslighting, all those things that went down — now youre going to put her under a microscope and tell her story?” he said.
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On August 16, TMZ broke the news that Spears and Asghari were divorcing. The big issue, per TMZ, was that Asghari thought Spears was cheating on him.
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“About a week ago, Sam confronted Britney over rumors she stepped out on him,” <a href="https://www.tmz.com/2023/08/16/britney-spears-sam-asghari-separate-split-cheating-infidelity-divorce/">TMZ reported</a>. “We do not know if the rumor has any basis in fact, but were told Sam believed it and the two had a huge fight.”
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Later the same day, <a href="https://pagesix.com/2023/08/16/sam-asghari-threatening-to-release-embarrassing-britney-spears-info-if-prenup-is-not-renegotiated/?utm_source=instagram&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_campaign=pagesix&amp;utm_content=curalate_like2buy_oY9UkwSj__36044cde-1b02-4b83-956e-a8eff6860101&amp;utm_term=curalate_like2buy&amp;crl8_id=36044cde-1b02-4b83-956e-a8eff6860101">Page Six reported another twist</a>. According to Page Six, Asghari wants to renegotiate their prenup so that hell get more alimony — and hes threatening “to go public with extraordinarily embarrassing information about Britney unless he gets paid.” Its not clear how much money Asghari is requesting, but Page Sixs source doesnt think those secrets will ever come out.
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“Its blackmail and itll never happen,” the unnamed source said.
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As with so much of Spearss career, its a sad and upsetting story that keeps getting sadder, and it keeps spiraling in on the question of how much the public should get to know about the Princess of Pop. After all, everyone wants a piece of her.
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<li><strong>North Carolina is the latest in a wave of states passing anti-trans laws</strong> -
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Republicans in the NC legislature recently overrode the Democratic governors veto.
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<a href="https://www.vox.com/politics/23631262/trans-bills-republican-state-legislatures">The North Carolina legislature</a> has overridden the veto of Democratic Gov. Roy Cooper and passed multiple laws specifically targeting trans youth on issues including gender-affirming care, sports, and education. Its the latest of several states with GOP-led legislatures to approve such bills, and it highlights how Republicans are continuing to make these policies central to their platform ahead of 2024.
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“The disrespect and disregard shown for the people of North Carolina by this body is contemptible, and it all serves the purpose of bullying trans kids and their families in service of an extreme agenda,” Equality NC, an organization dedicated to protecting LGBTQ rights in the state, <a href="https://equalitync.org/news/the_nc_legislature_just_passed_the_slate_of_hate/">said in a statement</a>.
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As North Carolina — a battleground state that has leaned more conservative in recent years — becomes the most recent state to institute bans focused on minors and trans rights, its clear Republicans intend to continue using this issue in order to rally their base, particularly Evangelical voters, prior to next years presidential election. That these laws went into effect in a state with a Democratic governor also signals the power the GOP has been able to attain in state legislatures when they get a supermajority.
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Whats in North Carolinas three anti-trans rights bills
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In North Carolina, the Republican-majority House and Senate originally passed three bills that curbed trans rights earlier this summer, only to see Cooper veto them. Because the GOP has a supermajority in both chambers, however, they were able to get <a href="https://apnews.com/article/north-carolina-veto-overrides-legislature-governor-06fd34ddf5b36a759ac9805447e48c10#:~:text=The%20state%20constitution%20deems%20an,anyway%20despite%20the%20governor's%20objections.">the three-fifths support</a> needed in both to overrule Coopers veto.
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<a href="https://www.ncleg.gov/BillLookup/2023/H808"><strong>A ban on doctors providing gender-affirming care for minors</strong></a><strong>: </strong>North Carolina becomes the 22nd <a href="https://www.hrc.org/resources/attacks-on-gender-affirming-care-by-state-map">state</a> to approve this type of bill, which bars providers from offering gender-affirming care including hormone therapy and gender-affirming surgeries.
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<a href="https://www.ncleg.gov/BillLookup/2023/H574"><strong>A ban on trans girls and women in womens sports</strong></a><strong>: </strong>The legislation bars trans girls and women from competing on teams that do not match the gender they were assigned at birth, effectively barring them from girls and womens teams in middle school, high school, and college.
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<a href="https://www.ncleg.gov/BillLookup/2023/S49"><strong>A ban on K-4 teachers discussing gender identity and sexual orientation</strong></a><strong>: </strong>As part of a Parents Bill of Rights, one provision curbs teachers abilities to tackle these subjects in certain grades and also requires them to obtain parental approval in order to address a child by different pronouns.
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North Carolina joins a growing list of states passing anti-trans laws
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<a href="https://www.vox.com/politics/23631262/trans-bills-republican-state-legislatures">As Voxs Nicole Narea and Fabiola Cineas have explained</a>, the North Carolina legislatures actions echo a trend that has taken place in many states with Republican legislatures. According to a <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2023/04/17/anti-trans-bills-map/">Washington Post analysis</a>, there have been at least 400 anti-trans bills introduced at the state level since the start of this year, a figure that surpasses that of the last four years combined. This effort has been led by conservative states like Missouri, Oklahoma, and Texas, but almost every state across the country has seen GOP lawmakers propose at least one bill.
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Several of these laws center on restricting gender-affirming care for minors, even though major medical organizations including the American Medical Association and the American Academy of Pediatrics have deemed such treatments “medically necessary care.” A number of other laws have also focused on limiting trans peoples ability to compete in sports and to use bathrooms consistent with their gender. And <a href="https://www.5newsonline.com/article/news/politics/arkansas-other-states-copying-floridas-dont-say-gay-law/527-0dc3a67d-b669-4bd0-8102-49a3dc76f87f">Florida, Alabama, and Arkansas</a> are among the states that have passed bills that bar teachers from talking about sexual orientation in schools, and of using a childs preferred pronouns without consulting parents.
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<a href="https://www.vox.com/politics/2023/6/30/23780060/anti-trans-bills-court-gender-affirming-care-bans">A number of these laws</a> are being challenged in court for being discriminatory and unconstitutional, and several have temporarily been blocked, though its not yet clear what the final ruling could be as they make their way to the Supreme Court.
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Collectively, these bills serve to deprive trans youth of vital health care while simultaneously boosting hate toward trans people, who already face a disproportionate amount of violence. As Narea and Cineas previously explained, such legislation reinforces ugly stereotypes and seeks to perpetuate the false idea that trans people are dangerous to children and women. By elevating these messages, such laws contribute to harassment directed at trans people, who are four times more likely to be the subject of violent crime compared to cisgender people, <a href="https://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/press/ncvs-trans-press-release/">according to a UCLA study</a>.
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“Thanks to emerging research, we know that even just an awareness of these types of bans and other anti-trans legislation can severely damage transgender peoples mental health,” Rodrigo Heng-Lehtinen, executive director for the National Center for Transgender Equality, told Vox in a statement.
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Republicans across the country have made anti-trans laws a key part of their platform going into 2024
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In addition to prioritizing them in state legislatures, Republican candidates are also making anti-trans laws a key part of the case theyre making in the 2024 elections. Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, for example, has made his hardline anti-LGBTQ stances a key aspect of his campaign that, he has argued, makes him even more conservative than former President Donald Trump. And the GOP has continued to push on this issue even in the face of high public support for trans rights: A 2022 Pew study found that most <a href="https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2022/06/28/americans-complex-views-on-gender-identity-and-transgender-issues/">Americans support protecting trans people</a> from discrimination, though there are more divides on specific policies such as allowing people to compete on different sports teams.
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By pushing bills that target trans people, Republicans run the risk of promoting a swath of unpopular legislation that could garner pushback from moderate swing voters.
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“Since the 1970s, the two issues dominating the Religious Right have been opposing abortion and same-sex rights,” Vanderbilt University anthropologist Sophie Bjork-James told Vox. “We should see the increased focus on opposing trans rights as stemming also from the success of this movement in overturning <em>Roe v. Wade</em>, which has allowed this movement to focus more on sexuality.”
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Sreenidi Deccan FC signs up defender Eli Sabia and goalkeeper Albino Gomes</strong> - football</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Indian clinches mixed team air pistol gold at World Championship</strong> - The Indian duo defeated the Turkish pair of Ilayda Tarhan and Yusuf Dikec 16-10 in the gold-medal match to take the countrys medals tally to two.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>World Athletics Championships: Neeraj Chopra eyes top podium finish</strong> - Neeraj Chopra has won gold medals in Olympics (Tokyo in 2021), Asian Games (2018) and Commonwealth Games (2018), besides becoming the Diamond League champion last year.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Tennis | Zverev takes down Medvedev to reach Cincinnati quarter-finals</strong> - Zverev, who came into the match with a 6-9 record versus Medvedev and having lost all three of their meetings this year, broke the Russian three times and saved six of eight break points to seal victory in two hours 32 minutes</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>FIDE WC Chess: Praggnanandhaa ousts Erigaisi in sudden death tie-break, enters semi-final</strong> - The teenaged chess star from Chennai, by virtually securing a place in the Candidates tournament, would be the only Indian other than five-time world champion Viswanathan Anand to feature in the Candidates.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Beypore port to get EDI service soon for international cargo movement</strong> - Construction of the office space in full swing subsequent to the securing of ISPS</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Security withdrawn to me in spite of court directions: Revanth Reddy</strong> - He warns officials kowtowing bigwigs in government of action after coming to power</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>To prevent student suicides, spring-loaded fans being installed in Kota hostels</strong> - As many as 20 students have ended their lives in Kota in the last eight months</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Jailer Malayalam movie review: Dhyan Sreenivasans bleak film hardly gets anything right</strong> - Jailer seems to have been made with the intention of never giving the audience anything to cheer for… it does succeed in that endeavour</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Congress releases Ghotala sheet targeting BJP government in M.P. over corruption</strong> - Soon, a google search for scam will throw up CM Shivraj Singh Chouhans image, said State Congress chief Kamal Nath; BJP president Vishnu Dutt Sharma called the Congress leader “Corruption Nath”</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Drone attack hits building in central Moscow</strong> - Russian officials say air defences shot down the drone and its debris landed on the citys Expo Center.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How Ukraines stealthy sea drones strike Russian targets</strong> - Over long distances and with powerful explosive payloads, Ukraines water drones are proving highly effective.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Cologne Catholic diocese clergy and staff used work computers for porn, German media reports</strong> - Around 1,000 attempts to view blocked sites were made but no crime was committed, Colognes Archdiocese says.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Ukraine war: University students grapple with rules under conflict</strong> - War time rules are making it tougher for Ukrainians to pick where or if to go to university.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Spains Queen Letizia to attend World Cup final against England</strong> - FA President Prince William and other British royals will not be going to Sydney for the event.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>NASA has repaired its mobile launcher, so lets map out the path to Artemis II</strong> - “Were getting back into testing, which is what we love.” - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1961382">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Rocket Report: Russian rocket lands like an airplane; SpaceX steamroller rolls</strong> - I must confess that I thought I was reading The Onion. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1961496">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>NASAs buildings are even older than its graying workforce</strong> - The space agency says its facilities are in an “increasing state of decline.” - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1961706">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>End of the road: The Xbox 360 game marketplace will shut down</strong> - Players will still be able to download previously purchased games. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1961603">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Western Digital, SanDisk Extreme SSDs dont store data safely, lawsuit says</strong> - The suit is seeking class-action certification. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1961557">link</a></p></li>
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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.
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She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a! so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls.
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When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a! and rode off.
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“What did you do to get that Indian so excited?” asked the service-station attendant. “Nothing,” the woman answered “I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldnt fall off.”
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“Lady,” the attendant said, “Indians dont use saddles.”
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>My wife has been cheating on me and in hindsight I should have seen it coming</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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For the past couple months wed barely talked at all. Our jobs had been super stressful and it made things tense. When shed ask how my day was, Id tersely reply “it sucked” or “you dont want to know.”
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When I asked her how her day had been shed say “They fucked me at work again”
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The KGB, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at catching criminals.</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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The Secretary General of the UN decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
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The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
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The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
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The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! Im a rabbit! Im a rabbit!”
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when they discovered a magical golden fish swimming near the shore. The fish promised to grant each of them one wish.
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The first man said, “I wish I were back home with my family.” In an instant, he disappeared from the island and found himself surrounded by his loved ones.
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The second man, excited by the first mans wish, said, “I wish I were in a luxurious mansion with all the riches in the world.” Just like that, he vanished from the island and appeared in a grand mansion, surrounded by opulence.
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The third man, looking around at his now-empty surroundings, sighed and said, “Im lonely. I wish my friends were here with me.” And just like that, the first two men reappeared on the island.
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Dr. Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it he just couldnt. The guilt was overwhelming.</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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But every once in a while he would hear in internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: “Dave dont worry about it. You arent the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you wont be the last. Just let It go Dave.” But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering: “Dave… Daaaave… youre a veterinarian you sick bastard!”
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