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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Is Biden Really the Second Coming of F.D.R. and L.B.J.?</strong> - Proposing historic legislation is not transformative; passing it is. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-bidens-washington/is-biden-really-the-second-coming-of-fdr-and-lbj">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How Bellingcat Unmasked Putins Assassins</strong> - The collectives innovation has been to recognize that the digital-age panopticon actually works in two directions. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/dispatch/how-bellingcat-unmasked-putins-assassins">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Bidens New Deal and the Future of Human Capital</strong> - The President introduced the first part of his economic program, involving airports and bridges. The second, which invests in “human infrastructure,” could define his Administration. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-populism/bidens-new-deal-and-the-future-of-human-capital">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Powerful New Financial Argument for Fossil-Fuel Divestment</strong> - A report by BlackRock, the worlds largest investment house, shows that those who divested have profited not only morally but also financially. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/the-powerful-new-financial-argument-for-fossil-fuel-divestment">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Randi Weingarten on Opening Schools Safely</strong> - The head of the American Federation of Teachers discusses why shes skeptical of new guidance from the Centers for Disease Control. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/randi-weingarten-on-opening-schools-safely">link</a></p></li>
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<li><strong>Millennials are stuck in the world boomers built</strong> -
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The conservative case against the baby boomers.
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Im not a fan of baby boomers.
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And no, its not really fair to paint an entire generation with the same brush, but Im doing it anyway. If youve followed my work, you know Ive been on this beat for a long time (<a href="https://www.vox.com/2017/12/20/16772670/baby-boomers-millennials-congress-debt">here</a> and <a href="https://www.vox.com/2019/2/4/18185383/millennials-capitalism-burned-out-malcolm-harris">here</a>).
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To my delight, another broadside against the boomers has appeared, this time from a somewhat different angle. It comes courtesy of fellow millennial Helen Andrews, a senior editor at the American Conservative<em>, </em>who has a new book called <a href="https://go.redirectingat.com?id=66960X1516588&amp;xs=1&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.penguinrandomhouse.com%2Fbooks%2F617494%2Fboomers-by-helen-andrews%2F&amp;referrer=vox.com&amp;sref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.vox.com%2F22321848%2Fmillennials-baby-boomers-helen-andrews" rel="sponsored nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><em>Boomers: The Men and Women Who Promised Freedom and Delivered Disaster</em></a>.
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As you might expect given her background, Andrews is making a specifically conservative argument, which distinguishes the book from some of the more <a href="https://www.littlebrown.com/titles/will-collyer/kids-these-days/9781478992332/">recent additions</a> to the anti-boomer oeuvre. And its especially interesting because its not a conventional narrative of boomer ineptitude, though theres plenty of that in there. Instead, its a portrait of six prominent boomers, each of whom, in their own way, symbolizes what Andrews calls “an aspect of the Boomer tragedy.”
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The people she profiles — Apple founder Steve Jobs, screenwriter/director Aaron Sorkin, economist Jeffrey Sachs, scholar Camille Paglia, civil rights activist Rev. Al Sharpton, and Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor — are all great Americans in many respects, or at least theyve all achieved great things, but Andrews says they also represent the many contradictions of the boomer generation.<strong> </strong>The point, in other words, isnt to condemn these people but to use them as a prism through which to explore the broader generational phenomenon.
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For instance, Sharpton, she argues, symbolizes the boomer obsession with revolutionary politics but the reality of his career is much more “transactional.” Sotomayor, a hero to many liberals and a somewhat strange pick for this project, is portrayed by Andrews as representative of the tensions between boomer idealism and careerism. Sachs, meanwhile, started out as a promising anti-poverty economist but, according to Andrews, became a global celebrity whose hubris eventually made him a tool of the capitalist forces he initially opposed.
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The book is modeled on the famous 1918 work <em>Eminent Victorians</em>, by Lytton Strachey, which mocked the triumphalism of the Victorian Era by profiling four of its “heroes.”
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I spoke to Andrews about her beef, not just with boomers but also millennials, who she argues are too much like the boomers to clean up the mess they inherited. This is a winding exchange touching a ton of topics, including the role boomers played in the civil rights movement, if Steve Jobs is really a sell-out, why Aaron Sorkins work is uniquely annoying, and if she thinks millennials can ever escape the world boomers built for them.
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A lightly edited transcript of our conversation follows.
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Sean Illing
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="eaidjq">
You say the baby boomers are responsible “for the most dramatic sundering of Western civilization since the Protestant Reformation.” I mean, really?
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Helen Andrews
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Yes, I do think the boomer revolution deserves to be compared to the Protestant Reformation. The way I justify that comparison is by looking at revolutions in media. The Protestant Reformation, which led to chaos and war across Europe, was a direct consequence of the printing press, and if you believe that the advent of television and the rise of visual media is a change in the human experience on par with the advent of print, then its not that much of a leap to say that the boomer revolutions are equally consequential.
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<h4 id="IOP7bt">
Sean Illing
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What was so destructive about TV?
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Helen Andrews
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It caused people who grew up in its wake to have their minds filled with pseudo-knowledge, rather than actual knowledge. And I think the main consequence of that was the destruction of both high culture and folk or local culture, and their replacement with mass culture and pop culture.
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One thing I did in the research for this book was to go back and read all of <a href="https://www.vox.com/conversations/2017/5/8/15440292/donald-trump-politics-culture-neil-postman-television-media">the doomsayers</a> at the time of the TV revolution who said that raising a generation glued to their screens was going to scramble their brains and make them stupid. These were people who were dismissed at the time as snobs and doomsayers, people who just were not hip to what the kids were thinking. And at the time, there was no way to check their predictions. The only thing these doomsayers could do was to say “Wait and see.”
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Well, weve had several decades to wait and see the consequences of the rise of visual media and the decline of print and everything that flowed out of the TV revolution. And I think most of their dire predictions have been vindicated.
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Sean Illing
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The impact of TV deserves its own conversation, so Ill turn back to the book and raise whats probably my strongest objection.
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I think theres a nostalgic account of American life before the boomers that obscures some important realities. For instance, you write that boomers inherited “social cohesion” and an “uncomplicated patriotism,” but that cohesion was built on an exclusionary society and we paid a heavy price for it. Hell, Jim Crow didnt end until 1965. So a lot of that “patriotism” was bound up with a way of life that had to be dismantled if the country was ever going to live up to its own ideals.
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You can call this a lot of things, but no way Id call it “uncomplicated.”
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<h4 id="XTPJ9s">
Helen Andrews
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="cqdLi9">
Much of what you say is true. But I would counter by saying that the uncomplicated patriotism I talk about has been replaced with uncomplicated narcissism, because most people who say America pre-1965 was actually awful and not even remotely living up to its ideals go on to say that America only became a decent country once the baby boomers showed up.
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And I can understand how the boomers were able to sell themselves that line, but as a millennial I had to hear it over and over again during 12 years of public school history classes. What it sounded like to me, what it still sounds like to me, is the boomers replacing worship of America with worship of themselves.
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So I dont at all see how that shift is morally attractive in any way.
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<h4 id="qTIThj">
Sean Illing
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The narcissism point is interesting. One of my pet fascinations is the failure of the so-called countercultural revolution in the 1960s. We have very different views of what that movement originally stood for and what it might have been, but we do seem to agree that it devolved into individualism and pop psychology.
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How do you explain that failure?
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Helen Andrews
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The answer to that question lies in why the boomers were so idealistic in the first place. The baby boomers have the characteristics that they do mainly because of their demographic heft. There were so many of them and that meant that from the moment they hit the market, advertisers courted their dollars above everybody elses. Politicians courted their votes because there were more boomers than anybody else.
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So anybody trying to sell something or make something popular catered to the boomers every whim. That naturally led the baby boomers to be narcissistic and to think that they were the center of the universe. And unfortunately, this coincided with a period of uncharacteristic prosperity in the United States and the rest of the western world. And so the boomers also came to believe that wealth and stability were the natural order of things.
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Thats what made the boomers so careless and also so lazy. They really thought that revolution could be a matter of saying the right words. They had no sense that no good thing comes without sacrifice. Thats what made them hippies in the first place, and thats what made them such ineffective revolutionaries in the ultimate sense.
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<h4 id="54UIxV">
Sean Illing
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The most striking thing to me about the boomers has always been the gap between their intentions and their ultimate impact, and no one represents this as much as Steve Jobs, the subject of your first profile. Hes the entire arc of boomerness, isnt he? A former acid-dropping hippie marries his surface-level bohemianism with unprecedented corporate ambition and then sells his products as symbols of rebellion. I mean, come on …
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Helen Andrews
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Actually, I wrote that chapter intending to refute exactly the position on Steve Jobs that you have just described. I came to believe, after researching him, that his bohemianism was not superficial at all. I mean, all of that stuff — the India pilgrimage, the vegan diet, the John Lennon glasses — I dont think it was a put-on. It genuinely shaped how he ran his business.
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You have to understand what the computer industry looked like when Steve Jobs came on the scene. It was dominated by IBM, which meant in your office there would be one gigantic computer, supervised by priest-like technicians whom you would petition for computer time. And even when IBM entered the PC market, you had to take weeks of training classes before you could even begin to operate their machines.
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Steve Jobs thought one person, one computer was the model because he wanted to liberate the individual. And he succeeded. And shaping the computer industry to be more individual-focused was a huge accomplishment. Not everybody could have done that, and he did it for genuinely idealistic reasons.
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Now I happen to think that the ultimate consequences of that revolution have been negative, especially for millennials who are complaining about the Uber-ization of the economy and the Tinder-ization of romance, but Jobs himself was legit in a way that very few other Boomers were.
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Sean Illing
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The feminist scholar Camille Paglia might be the least famous subject in the book, at least among millennials. Why is she part of this story?
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Helen Andrews
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She represents two worlds that are crucial to the boomers and their destructiveness. The first is pop culture. Camille Paglia has throughout her career stood for the idea that pop culture is as worthy of academic study as high culture, that Madonnas sex book is as worthy of study as Milton.
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And the second world is the academy. She was a great warrior in the first round of the PC wars in the 1990s. I think she was the best of them, better even than Allan Bloom. And its wonderful to see her slashing attacks on the old PC pieties, but the academy has continued to degenerate and become more PC, or as we would say now, “woke,” in spite of her wonderful slashing battles.
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And more than that, its not just colleges that have become more left-wing, its that college itself has become more and more central. More and more people are going to college, which is bad for the country and for the people who enroll in college and then dont finish, or the people who enroll in college, get their degrees, and then dont get jobs that require college degrees. Its just bad all around that college has become so central and the answer to everybodys life course.
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And that was something the boomers did. They were the generation that first decided everybody needs to go to college, and college is something not for a minority of the population, but for everybody.
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Sean Illing
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So you think it would be better if fewer Americans were able to attend college?
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Helen Andrews
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="ZzjArN">
Yes, because its a massive waste of money that does not confer actual benefits to the people who pay for it. What a college degree represents today could be, and not so long ago was, taught in high schools, so we are wasting peoples time, valuable years of their lives, prolonging adolescence.
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<h4 id="jQuu0J">
Sean Illing
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Hard to leave that point about college dangling, but I dont want to derail the conversation too much, so Ill stay on the tracks. Why didnt you choose a conservative boomer to profile? Why not Newt Gingrich or someone like Rush Limbaugh?
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Helen Andrews
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I did have some conservatives on my short list. But eventually I decided that while not every boomer is progressive, the boomer legacy is a progressive one. I ran into the same difficulty in trying to choose a faith leader, because religion is important to me and to people in general and society. So it would have been nice if I could have picked a boomer reverend or priest or religious notable, but every time I drafted a list of them I couldnt find somebody who was important or influential enough, which is indicative in itself.
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<q>“You cant understand the Democrats working in DC today if you dont get that a lot of them are <em>West Wing </em>superfans”</q>
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Sean Illing
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Why Aaron Sorkin?
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Helen Andrews
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I was attracted to the irony at the center of Aaron Sorkins career. Everybody loves his show about politics, <em>The</em> <em>West Wing</em>, even though politics is a subject Sorkin knows nothing about, by his own admission. As he told every interviewer when <em>The West Wing </em>was on the air, he was a musical theater major.
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Politics is not his field. But when he tried making shows about the television industry, which is a subject he does know and care deeply about, everybody hated them. The idealism of <em>Studio 60 </em>was real. The idealism of <em>The West Wing </em>was fake. His boomer audience preferred the fake idealism. Thats tragic to me. It also suggests some of the ways that boomer idealism, more broadly, is often just a pose.
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Also, you cant understand the Democrats working in DC today if you dont get that a lot of them are <em>West Wing </em>superfans.
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<h4 id="QYnv0u">
Sean Illing
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I guess after all that boomer hate, we have to say something about millennials. To be honest, I cant tell if you have more sympathy or disdain for your generation —
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<h4 id="3LiZLg">
Helen Andrews
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Yeah, its the latter. There were early readers of this manuscript whose feedback was that for a book about how terrible the boomers are, you sure seem to spend a lot of time bashing millennials. And I guess my response to that is that millennials are the children of the boomers. Were taught by the boomers. So its only natural that we should imitate them.
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But its worse when we do it, not just because its unoriginal and repetitive and derivative, but because the boomers could get away with it and we cant. Were not going to graduate to that kind of prosperity, so we should stop trying to imitate them.
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Sean Illing
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To be fair, millennials inherited the mess boomers left behind. Given the blows theyve endured — the forever wars, the Great Recession, a once-in-a-century plague — how much blame can we really place at their feet?
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Helen Andrews
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This isnt a book about blame. Millennials are the way we are because of boomers, and the world we inherited is broken because of what the boomers did, but at a certain point you have to stop blaming your parents and also stop blaming yourself, and just say, where do we go from here? The boomers were dealt an easy hand, millennials were dealt a difficult hand. Thats not fair. Okay. Now what? An honest reckoning with the boomers legacy for me is about moving forward.
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<h4 id="8MxqNo">
Sean Illing
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So we agree that millennials are still largely stuck in the world boomers created — the same language, the same ideas (with slight modifications), the same paradigms, the same art. Do you see any potential for breaking out of this cultural morass?
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Helen Andrews
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If theres hope, it lies with Gen X. They are the last people with any memory, any foot in the pre-boomer world. The boomers were not Gen Xs parents and they werent Gen Xs teachers, and that keeps them anchored and gives them some spark of life. The boomers, by clogging up the career pipeline, have refused to get off the stage and give Gen X its moment. So even though Gen X is aging now, we still have not yet seen all that they can do. We have not seen a world run by Gen X-ers.
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Hopefully, the boomers will make a graceful exit and we can start seeing that soon, but if that doesnt work, then we are monumentally screwed.
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Police investigate the scene after a vehicle drove into a security barrier near the Capitol building on April 2. | Bill Clark/CQ-Roll Call via Getty Images
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One Democratic lawmaker wanted to keep the outer metal fencing up “so cars cant run over Capitol Police officers.”
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After the deadly January 6 insurrection, the <a href="https://www.vox.com/22229597/capitol-national-guard-security-inauguration-washington">US Capitol became a fortress</a>. On Friday, when some, but not all,<strong> </strong>of those security procedures were still in place, a knife-wielding assailant allegedly<strong> </strong>rammed into Capitol police officers with his car. The incident reinvigorates questions about how to protect the Capitol, and whether some enhanced security measures should become permanent.
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Officer William Evans was pronounced dead from his injuries, according to a <a href="https://www.uscp.gov/media-center/press-releases/loss-uscp-colleague-officer-william-f-evans">statement from Capitol Police</a>. Evans was an 18-year veteran of the police force.
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“It is with a very, very heavy heart that I announce one of our officers has succumbed to his injuries,” Capitol Police Chief Yogananda Pittman said Friday, adding that a second officer was injured. Pittman told reporters that after the unnamed man rammed two officers with his car and smashed the car into a security barrier, he exited the car brandishing a knife. The suspect has not yet been identified by police.
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“The suspect did start lunging toward US Capitol police officers, at which time US Capitol police officers fired upon the suspect,” Pittman said. “At this time, the suspect has been pronounced deceased.”
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Acting Capitol Police Chief Yogananda Pittman (right) speaks to reporters on April 2.
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The Capitol was briefly locked down after a person reportedly rammed a vehicle into multiple Capitol Hill police officers.
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Though the Capitol was mostly empty with Congress on recess, Fridays incident will inevitably prompt questions about whether the remaining enhanced security put in place after January 6 was enough.
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In the immediate aftermath of the insurrection, new security measures were put in place:
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A <a href="https://www.npr.org/sections/insurrection-at-the-capitol/2021/01/07/954469642/army-sec-says-a-temporary-fence-is-going-up-around-u-s-capitol">7-foot-high barrier of “non-scalable” metal fencing</a> was put up around a four-mile perimeter surrounding the Capitol complex, blocking off a sprawling area around it and nearby buildings.
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Capitol Police officers and a belated deployment of<strong> </strong>around 25,000 National Guard members protected the building ahead of President Joe Bidens inauguration day. Some National Guard members told <a href="https://www.vox.com/22229597/capitol-national-guard-security-inauguration-washington">Vox</a> at the time that they were positioned around the four miles of black fence “just in case — and you know what I mean.”
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Lawmakers were required to<strong> </strong>walk through <a href="https://www.vox.com/22226869/congress-security-lauren-boebert-guns-storming-capitol-metal-detectors">metal detectors</a> before stepping on their chambers floor. House Speaker Nancy Pelosis office authorized fines for members who sidestepped the detectors after a number of Republican lawmakers sidestepped them.
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In late January, Capitol Police planned to station members throughout airports and Union Station to monitor lawmakers and attempt to keep them safe while they were traveling.
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Some of those remain in place, but other measures have been modified. For instance:
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In March, law enforcement decided to <a href="https://www.nbc12.com/2021/03/24/fencing-us-capitol-outer-perimeter-taken-down/">take down the outer perimeter of fencing around the Capitol complex</a>, though now theres a <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/capitol-fencing-removed/2021/03/15/fabfb34a-85a7-11eb-8a8b-5cf82c3dffe4_story.html">smaller interior perimeter</a> immediately surrounding the Capitol building.
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The National Guard will also be deployed at the Capitol <a href="https://www.npr.org/2021/03/09/975479113/pentagon-extends-national-guard-presence-at-the-capitol">through mid-May at least</a>. Originally, they were slated to leave on March 12, but USCP requested that a reduced presence stay on for another 60 days. Roughly 2,300 National Guard members will remain stationed at the Capitol until May 23. <a href="https://thehill.com/policy/national-security/546213-watch-the-national-guard-and-law-enforcement-respond-to-todays">Videos on Friday</a> showed members of the DC National Guard responding quickly to the incident and assisting Capitol Police in securing the perimeter.
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Members of the National Guard walk through a security fence surrounding the Capitol building on March 4.
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Rare incidents like this have happened before, and each was contained even while extreme security measures werent in place. In 2006, a suspect crashed a car into a barrier near the Supreme Court and got into the Capitol building before being detained.
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But Fridays incident showed that the Capitol complex, the lawmakers inside, and the officers guarding it all still face serious threats. Now, likely, comes a big debate about how closed off the seat of American democracy really needs to be.
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Enhanced security around the Capitol could become permanent
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In early March, a <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/capitol-riot-russel-honore/2021/03/08/bc5d2e56-8035-11eb-9ca6-54e187ee4939_story.html">Capitol security review</a> found that the complex was extremely vulnerable, partly because the buildings police unit was “understaffed, insufficiently equipped, and inadequately trained.” The study, led by retired Army Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré, called for, among other things, the establishment of a “quick reaction force,” more Capitol Police officers, and better intelligence sharing.
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Those suggestions <a href="https://www.npr.org/2021/03/08/973991366/review-of-jan-6-riot-urges-more-police-mobile-fencing">were at the time well received by lawmakers</a>, including some progressives who might be expected to question increased security funding.
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Honorés report also called for<strong> </strong>a retractable fence that was “easily erected and deconstructed.”
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Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH), who is helping to lead Congresss security response, told reporters on Friday a retractable fence and other measures will be considered. “Well be reviewing everything, at this point, including the fencing,” but he noted “its very, very early.”
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“We cant get too far ahead of ourselves without knowing that we have the ability to protect the Capitol, to harden the Capitol,” he continued.
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A Democratic lawmaker, who asked not to be identified, said that there were serious discussions underway about having a permanent fence around the Capitol, but that it would be of the retractable kind proposed in Honorés report. The member of Congress noted that the fencing would go up when there were intelligence reports of an imminent threat.
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But fencing may be where the majority of the debate about future security for the Capitol building lies.
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In the weeks after the fencing went up, <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2021/03/09/republicans-democrats-agree-something-hating-capitol-fence/6923227002/">Republican and Democratic lawmakers opposed</a> the fencing and the wide perimeter it established around the Capitol grounds, much of which is typically open for public visits.
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Lawmakers felt so strongly on the issue that several sponsored legislation to bar any fencing from becoming permanent. In March, Sen. Roy Blunt (R-MO), Sen. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD), and Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC) introduced a measure to prevent federal funding from being used for a permanent barrier.
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“Permanent fencing would send an un-American message to the nation and the world, by transforming our democracy from one that is accessible and of the people to one that is exclusive and fearful of its own citizens,” Norton said at the time.
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Other members of Congress, meanwhile, are already upset the outer perimeter isnt there anymore.
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Security fencing has walled off the Capitol building from the public since the January 6 attack.
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“I was not a fan of taking down the metal fencing as soon as we did,” Rep. Anthony Brown (D-MD) told Vox in an interview Friday. When asked why, he responded, “So cars cant run over Capitol Police officers.”
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Multiple congressional staffers Vox spoke to said they didnt want to see an enhanced security presence around the Capitol well into the future — “God, I hope not,” exclaimed one aide.
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“We all hated the fence, that hasnt changed, but there was a true fear today,” added another staffer. “It strikes me as super unlikely it comes down this calendar year now.”
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“I think the current security posture is plenty. The Capitol is not and should not be a fortress,” a third echoed, adding that the reforms theyd like implemented are better training and, potentially, more officers.
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Another noted that theres a long <a href="https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/1378046824955662339">history of assailants ramming their cars into Capitol barriers</a>. What this staffer would rather see is better protection for the Capitol Police, like ensuring they remain behind barriers until a vehicle stops completely. Still, the aide admitted, what to do next “is a tough question.”
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After Friday, thats a question that still needs an answer.
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<li><strong>The Power author Naomi Alderman talks patriarchy and revenge with the Vox Book Club</strong> -
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Naomi Alderman and Constance Grady at the Vox Book Club | Zac Freeland / Vox
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Alderman explains how to build a world in a live Zoom interview with our book critic.
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<em>The Vox Book Club is linking to Bookshop.org to support local and independent booksellers.</em>
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In March, the Vox Book Club read Naomi Aldermans <a href="https://go.redirectingat.com?id=66960X1516588&amp;xs=1&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fbookshop.org%2Fbooks%2Fthe-power%2F9780316547604&amp;referrer=vox.com&amp;sref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.vox.com%2Fculture%2F22364080%2Fnaomi-alderman-interview-the-power-vox-book-club" rel="sponsored nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><em>The Power</em></a>, a dizzying thought experiment of sorts, about a world in which women en masse develop the power to produce electric shocks out of their hands, like eels. Part revenge fantasy, part meditation on the nature of strength, <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/22325989/power-naomi-alderman-vox-book-club"><em>The Power</em> is a brutal and devastating read</a> that delves into all the ways that the fear of violence undergirds our existing power structures.
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At the end of the month, we met up with Alderman live on Zoom for an in-depth conversation. We talked about world building, misogyny, the upcoming <em>Power</em> TV adaptation, and why literary fiction is so obsessed with making sex scenes painful. You can relive our full conversation in the (fully captioned!) video above.
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To keep up with whats next for the Vox Book Club, <a href="http://www.vox.com/book-club-newsletter"><strong>sign up for our newsletter</strong></a>, where were getting ready to talk about our April book, Akwaeke Emezis <a href="https://go.redirectingat.com?id=66960X1516588&amp;xs=1&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fbookshop.org%2Fbooks%2Fthe-death-of-vivek-oji%2F9780525541608&amp;referrer=vox.com&amp;sref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.vox.com%2Fculture%2F22364080%2Fnaomi-alderman-interview-the-power-vox-book-club" rel="sponsored nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><em>The Death of Vivek Oji</em></a>.
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Indian Premier League 2021 | Delhi Capitals player Axar Patel tests positive for COVID-19</strong> - Meanwhile, a positive case has also emerged from Chennai Super Kings media content team.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Emil Benny — new star of Indian football</strong> - The Gokulam midfielder and the player-of-the-match in the deciding game gets felicitated</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>IPL 2021: BCCI hopeful of conducting IPL matches in Mumbai despite surge in coronavirus cases</strong> - Indore and Hyderabad have been kept as stand by venues for the IPL in case the COVID situation spirals out of control.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>West Indies, Sri Lanka draw 2nd Test to share series</strong> - Lahiru Thirimanne-Dimuth Karunaratne opening partnership helped the touring team</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Coronavirus | Eight groundsmen at Wankhede Stadium test positive</strong> - The development comes barely a week before the IPL 2021 is scheduled to begin.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Police file case against TNCC minority wing president</strong> - AIADMK functionary also booked for violating model code of conduct</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Eshwarappas letter expression of internal democracy in BJP: Kateel</strong> - Dismissing the possibility of clashes between Chief Minister B.S. Yediyurappa and Rural Development Minister K.S. Eshwarappa adversely impacting the i</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Tamil Nadu Assembly polls | BJP and AIADMK not on same page on Enayam Fishing Port project: Stalin</strong> - Claiming that Prime Minister Narendra Modi and Chief Minister Edappadi K. Palaniswami were not on the same page on the establishment of the Fishing P</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Odisha imposes night curfew in 10 districts</strong> - Number of cases reaches 3,42,224 while 1,921 have succumbed to the disease</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>ULFA-I releases hostage after 3 months</strong> - There is no trace yet of another employee of a private oil exploration firm the outfit abducted</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Covid-19: Italy returns to strict lockdown for Easter</strong> - The measures come as Italy battles a third wave of the pandemic, with more than 20,000 new cases daily.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Russian troop build-up near Ukraine alarms Nato</strong> - Thousands of Russian troops have allegedly massed near Ukraine, but Russia does not confirm it.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Dutch PM Rutte narrowly survives no-confidence vote</strong> - Mark Rutte is accused of lying and trying to sideline an MP during talks to form a governing coalition.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Mark Rutte: Survivor of Dutch politics in fight for political life</strong> - Mark Rutte won elections only last month but his future as prime minister is now in question.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Belgian police are supposed to protect us</strong> - Campaigners in Belgium call for urgent reform of the police after a series of high profile deaths in custody.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The forgotten director who gave us The Force, inspired 2001, and changed film</strong> - You may not know this Canadian documentarian, but Stanley Kubrick and George Lucas sure did. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1754043">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>US sanctions are squeezing Huawei, but for how long?</strong> - Huaweis growth slowed in 2020, as it had trouble securing the state-of-the-art chips. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1754144">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Real-world data shows vaccines kicking butt—including against scary variant</strong> - “Very, very good reason for everyone to get vaccinated,” Fauci says. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1754230">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Feds say hackers are likely exploiting critical Fortinet VPN vulnerabilities</strong> - Exploits allow hackers to log into VPNs and then access other network resources. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1754203">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>New wave of App Store rejections suggests iOS 14.5, new iPad may be imminent</strong> - Rejections affect apps with SDK that uses device fingerprinting to track users. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1754050">link</a></p></li>
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Best transaction ever
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Husband says “put new batteries in your hearing aid.”
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<li><strong>I saw two men beating a kid up, so naturally I ran over to help…</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF -->
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Theres no way the kid could take on all three of us
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/jorph"> /u/jorph </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/miz3pe/i_saw_two_men_beating_a_kid_up_so_naturally_i_ran/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/miz3pe/i_saw_two_men_beating_a_kid_up_so_naturally_i_ran/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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