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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>When Private Equity Takes Over a Nursing Home</strong> - After an investment firm bought St. Joseph’s Home for the Aged, in Richmond, Virginia, the company reduced staff, removed amenities, and set the stage for a deadly outbreak of COVID-19. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/dispatch/when-private-equity-takes-over-a-nursing-home">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Afghan Women Left Behind</strong> - After the Taliban seized power in Afghanistan, a U.S. organization shut down the country’s largest network of women’s shelters. Its founders think that it made a huge mistake. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/dispatch/the-afghan-women-left-behind">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Is There a Serious Case for a Not-Awful Election for Democrats This Fall?</strong> - One strategist’s “Trumptimism” is another’s “hopium.” - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-bidens-washington/is-there-a-serious-case-for-a-not-awful-election-for-democrats-this-fall">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Obsessive Pleasures of Mechanical-Keyboard Tinkerers</strong> - On the right machine, typing can be like playing a Steinway grand. Is tactile perfection possible? - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/tech/annals-of-technology/the-obsessive-pleasures-of-mechanical-keyboard-tinkerers">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Could Coal Waste Be Used to Make Sustainable Batteries?</strong> - Acid mine drainage has long been a scourge in Appalachia. Recent research suggests that we may be able to simultaneously clean up the pollution and extract the minerals and elements needed to power green technologies. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/us-journal/could-coal-waste-be-used-to-make-sustainable-batteries">link</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-vox">From Vox</h1>
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<li><strong>The summer of swirly, googly, bombastic, over-the-top movies</strong> -
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<img alt="Idris Elba, in a red robe, stands in front of a brilliantly-patterned wallpaper." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/mCzPyngkJURZGRMdP2ViiaXIU1g=/0x0:2276x1707/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/71287114/threecover.0.jpg"/>
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<em>Three Thousand Years of Longing</em> is a peak for this summer’s maximalism at the movies. | MGM
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Three Thousand Years of Longing caps an off-the-rails summer — one that might be the future.
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<em>Three Thousand Years of Longing</em> is a tricky flick to describe. The latest movie from the multifaceted George Miller — whose previous films improbably include the <em>Mad Max </em>series and <em>Babe: Pig in the City —</em> is a fantasy. It’s a fairy tale for grown-ups. It’s a romance (a surprisingly swoony one) and a fable, and a gorgeously loving tribute to millennia of storytellers. It’s a lot of things. And mostly, it’s just a <em>lot.</em>
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The film — which stars Tilda Swinton as a mousy, lonely “narratologist” who accidentally lets loose an ancient djinn (Idris Elba) — is the kind of no-holds-barred storytelling you might expect from Miller. It runs down rabbit trails and twists in unexpected directions and beckons you to come along for the ride. Most of all, it creates a world where every sense is heightened, where you can almost smell the spices and feel the textures. You’re wrapped up in a whirlwind, and when it’s all over you emerge from the daydream, blinking. Movies like this drag you into another universe.
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<em>Three Thousand Years of Longing</em> is far from the first film to spin this kind of web; cinema’s great strength is transporting us into other worlds. But the tale of the djinn and the narratologist doesn’t hold anything back, and it’s a fitting closure to a summer full of similarly maximalist storytelling, a trend that might tell us something about where movies are headed.
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Think of <a href="https://www.vox.com/23180728/elvis-luhrmann-tom-hanks-austin-butler"><em>Elvis</em></a>, for instance, Baz Luhrmann’s fantasia of a biopic. It’s not a great film, though it features moments of greatness — but boy is it a lot of movie, from the moment a rhinestone-bedecked Warner Bros. logo appears to the very end of the credits. Luhrmann is a reigning master of maximalism; you’d expect nothing less. But even for him, it’s a ride, a heart-pounding montage from beginning to end.
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<img alt="A scene from RRR with two men flying at each other through the air, fire in the background." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/BAuDZZTLTHYmGZyDPZwSI5ol6lw=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/23970966/rrr.jpg"/> <cite>DVV Entertainment/Netflix</cite>
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<em>RRR</em> really goes to the max.
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Place that alongside a few other films: <em>RRR</em>, the Indian film with the explosive title (it stands for <em>Rise Roar Revolt</em>) that turns revolution <a href="https://www.polygon.com/22996870/rrr-review-rise-roar-revolt">into an enormous, eyepopping, cathartic thriller</a>. Or <a href="https://www.vox.com/23141487/top-gun-maverick-us-military-hollywood"><em>Top Gun: Maverick</em></a>, which ups the ante on its predecessor with even more daring and death-defying stunts, a heart-pounder if there ever was one. Or <a href="https://www.vulture.com/article/movie-review-resurrection-with-rebecca-hall-and-tim-roth.html"><em>Resurrection</em></a>, in which Rebecca Hall and Tim Roth’s twisted cat-and-mouse game ends with one of the weirdest, most bombastic images I’ve ever seen in a horror film. Or <a href="https://www.vox.com/23086827/men-alex-garland-annihilation-eden-devs-machina"><em>Men</em></a>, which, now that I think about it, dips into the same imagery pool as <em>Resurrection </em>and takes it even further. Or <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/23272728/nope-review-explain-spoiler-peele-saucer"><em>Nope</em></a>, which mashes up a horror film, a Western, and an alien invasion flick, delivering some scenes so eerie (and gory) and flat-out baffling that you’re left turning them over in your head for days.
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The king of them all might be <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/23024945/everything-everywhere-all-at-once-multiverse-explained-quantum-physicist"><em>Everything Everywhere All At Once</em></a>, with its full-throated maximalist title that could serve as an accurate summation for the whole trend. It was a hit with audiences because of its huge heart. But to get at that heart, you first journeyed through a few million universes, piles of googly eyes, some kung fu, some threats to the universe, a couple of rocks having a conversation, tributes to the films of Wong Kar Wai, and a giant everything bagel representing ultimate nihilism. And a bunch of stuff I’ve probably forgotten, even though I’ve seen it twice.
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That’s the thing with maximalist cinema: It asks you to rewatch it. An overstuffed movie isn’t meant to be taken in once. You’ve got to see it to figure out what it is, and then see it again to look around the edges, to watch what’s in the background, to catch the subtle jokes and allusions and musical cues. You want to experience that feeling of release, of sucking all the air in the world into your lungs and then letting it all out with a deep, deep sigh. To let your heart slam against your rib cage, glide into your throat, plummet into your stomach, and then do it all over again. To feel delightfully, deliciously overstimulated.
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<img alt="A scene from Everything Everywhere All At Once." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/63ow_oJq47e8gcmKvoMPiBL2lZk=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/23970979/everything.jpg"/> <cite>A24</cite>
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The delightfully over-the-top <em>Everything Everywhere All At Once</em> was a huge hit this year.
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For nearly 15 years now, American cinema has been increasingly dominated by movies that aim to do just that, starring superheroes with extraordinary abilities and brightly colored clothes and big robot suits that go boom. But even those have had to up the ante, with larger and larger casts, more crossovers, more casting announcements. They can’t harbor too many surprises, derived as they are from existing creative properties with vast fan bases and an expectation that characters won’t deviate from their essential natures. So <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2019/4/23/18512851/avengers-endgame-review-marvel-miracle">one of the biggest “cinematic events” of the past decade</a> basically involved a whole bunch of characters from a whole bunch of movies showing up on the same battlefield, and we got to see them all together. Cool!
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But it’s telling that in the wake of that movie, the MCU has flailed a bit; once <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xgx4k83zzc">you go to 11</a>, it’s hard to turn the volume back down, and besides, everyone’s gone a bit deaf.
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That’s why this summer’s maximalist trend is so interesting. On the one hand, it shows signs of trying to replicate the cameo-happy fixation of big-budget franchise cinema (see <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/23290611/bullet-train-review-pitt-cameos-spoilers"><em>Bullet Train</em>’s many bit parts for proof</a>).
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On the other hand, going over the top and off the rails is a rather refreshing response to the homogeneity of the multiplex offerings, the samey-sameness of sequel-and-reboot culture. Sure, <em>Elvis</em> is about the life of a real person, and <em>Top Gun: Maverick</em> is technically a sequel (though one that stridently avoids the pitfalls of its ilk). But the maximalist trend on the whole emphasizes original ideas without an obvious built-in audience. They’re unpredictable; they’re new stories; they’re surprising and enchanting. They’re not delightful because you’re seeing something you expect — they’re just the opposite.
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And audiences seem hungry for it, whether they’re seeing a movie about a multiverse mom or an alien terrorizing a ranch or a djinn and a narratologist. The familiar and derivative will always have a place in Hollywood — and maybe an outsized one. But maybe, after years of being force-fed what the giant corporations already know we’ll eat, we’re finally ready to try something new.
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Three Thousand Years of Longing<em>, </em>Elvis<em>, </em>Top Gun: Maverick<em>, </em>Nope<em>, and </em>Resurrection<em> are playing in theaters. </em>RRR<em> is streaming on Netflix. </em>Men<em> and </em>Everything Everywhere All At Once<em> are available to rent or purchase on digital platforms. </em>
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<li><strong>The introvert’s guide to actually enjoying a party</strong> -
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It’s all about managing your social battery.
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<em>Part of the </em><a href="https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/23191507/welcome-to-the-friendship-issue-of-the-highlight"><em><strong>Friendship Issue</strong></em></a><em><strong> </strong></em><em>of </em><a href="https://www.vox.com/the-highlight"><em><strong>The Highlight</strong></em></a><em>, our home for ambitious stories that explain our world.</em>
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Call it the introvert’s party paradox. You’ve been invited to a large social event — say, a friend’s wedding. You’re full of warm feelings about their nuptials, and you’re looking forward to seeing people you haven’t connected with in a while. You’ve got an incredible outfit planned.
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The night swings into full-on party mode, but at a certain point, hours before the function is set to wind down, you realize with an unwelcome lurch that your energy and enthusiasm for engaging with people has begun a precipitous decline. With every introduction to a member of the happy couple’s family, every grinning friend beckoning you to come dance, you feel the growing urge to disappear to the nearest stairwell and sit quietly by yourself for a while. In order to enjoy the party, it seems, you must escape the party.
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When we talk about a person’s capacity for socializing, we’re often referring to how introverted or extroverted they are. Laurie Helgoe, a clinical psychologist and author of the book <a href="https://bookshop.org/books/introvert-power-why-your-inner-life-is-your-hidden-strength/9781402280887"><em>Introvert Power: Why Your Inner Life Is Your Hidden Strength</em></a>, describes introversion, in its simplest terms, as an internal orientation.
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“We go inward to make sense of the world. An extrovert is more likely to work things out through interaction and direct experience,” says Helgoe, who identifies as an introvert. People who are introverted tend to be most effective when they’re dealing with less external stimulation, whereas extroverts like a lot of external feedback.
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Among personality psychologists, introversion and extroversion are seen as broad traits that include several narrower components, not all of which deal explicitly with a person’s interest in socializing. There isn’t a single working list of these facets, but extroversion typically includes “things like assertiveness, high activity level, some dominance and cheerfulness, some sociability, some joviality,” says John Zelenski, a professor of psychology at Carleton University in Ottawa who studies extroversion, happiness, and social behavior. Introversion is often defined by lower scores on those same metrics.
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Though it’s often gratifying to <a href="https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2021/9/30/22696338/pathologizing-adhd-autism-anxiety-internet-tiktok-twitter">categorize ourselves as one kind of person or another</a>, most of us possess shades of both introversion and extroversion. These traits exist on a continuum, says Zelenski, with the majority of people falling somewhere in the middle of the bell curve and a smaller number of extreme introverts and extroverts on either end.
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If you tend to be more introverted, the realization that your social battery doesn’t hold a charge for the full duration of a social gathering can bring up feelings of discomfort or shame. You may worry that you’re bringing down the vibe or that people will leave with a middling impression of you, even as your own need for some quiet time isn’t being met. But by accepting your battery life for what it is and getting to know the different factors that support or strain it, you stand a better chance of getting through the night in a stress-free way — and of actually enjoying yourself in the process.
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Get to know the dimensions of your social battery through trial and error
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There’s nothing inherently good or bad about being introverted or extroverted, says Jennifer Kahnweiler, the author of <a href="https://bookshop.org/books/creating-introvert-friendly-workplaces-how-to-unleash-everyone-s-talent-and-performance/9781523086511"><em>Creating Introvert-Friendly Workplaces</em></a>. Still, many introverts get the message that at an event, they should be out in the crowd, mingling and partying — and that there’s something deeply wrong with them if they don’t feel up to that. It doesn’t help that most big group gatherings are indeed geared toward extroverts. “The way we plan all kinds of events, whether they’re social or business, tends to be very much skewed toward the extrovert ideal of being stimulated all the time,” says Kahnweiler.
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Researchers have paid a lot of attention to the negative aspects of time spent alone, and with good reason, says Robert Coplan, a colleague of Zelenski’s in the Carleton University psychology department. “Unwanted solitude makes you feel lonely, and we know that chronic loneliness is not only bad for your mental health, it’s bad for your physical health,” Coplan says.
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But we can also get far less solitude than we crave, a phenomenon that Coplan, who studies the benefits of solitude, calls “aloneliness.” When people want alone time but are forced into prolonged social situations, they can become grumpy, sad, stressed-out, and exhausted.
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Everyone needs a different amount of time spent socializing and time spent alone. Though the research on solitude hasn’t advanced to the point that Coplan could say how much time people typically or optimally need alone, a close study of your own behavior and mood could help you figure out your ideal balance. “What we tell people to do is just track your solitary and social experiences over the period of a couple of weeks — how much time did I spend alone, how much time did I spend with other people, and how was I feeling?” Coplan says. “And then you can calibrate. It’s really going to be trial-and-error for each person.”
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Both the number of doses of solitude and the length of those doses can play a role in how refreshed a person feels afterward. “Not everybody has time to take a two-hour walk in the forest, but if you take a 10-minute micro-dose of solitude to catch your breath and center yourself, that might be equally effective for some people,” Coplan explains.
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While tracking your experiences with solitude can help you understand your needs better — and in turn give you a better handle on how to prepare for and navigate long social engagements — there’s an important complication to the matter of introverts needing alone time: Introverts <a href="https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23586413/">tend to underestimate</a> how much they will enjoy being around other people.
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According to Zelenski, an introvert himself, <a href="https://psycnet.apa.org/record/2002-08203-014">research suggests</a> that people who are introverted can actually feel a lot of positive emotions when they act in extroverted ways. Some of his own work builds on this notion: His team found that introverts’ positive emotions <a href="https://psycnet.apa.org/record/2011-18181-001">were not tinged</a> by negative feelings or mental fatigue after spurts of extroverted activity. But, Zelenski notes, research has also shown that when people were asked to act as extroverted as possible for a week, the introverts <a href="https://psycnet.apa.org/record/2018-58861-001?doi=1">started to show signs of strain</a>. “That does make me think it’s probably possible to overdo it,” Zelenski says. “That certainly resonates with my personal experience.”
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Before an event, spend some time preparing to socialize
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When it comes to managing your social battery at an event, Kahnweiler says, “the real key is preparation.” Thinking ahead of time about how you can make a party less overwhelming relieves some of the pressure in the moment, when you’re already starting to feel stressed and burned out.
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If you’re an introvert, you’re already well aware that taking periodic breaks away from the crowd is one of the most effective ways to recenter yourself. As an event is getting started, Kahnweiler recommends scoping out the venue for spots where you can chill out by yourself. To the extent that you have a formal schedule for the evening, you can also plot out <em>when</em> you’ll be seizing those opportunities.
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When you’re attending an event with a date or other people, it can be useful to tell them about your plans to slip off, both so that they know what’s going on and to normalize doing so, for yourself and others. “You can say to them: ‘You might not see me a couple of times. I’m fine, I just need to take breaks,’” says Kahnweiler, a self-described extrovert. In the early days of her relationship with her husband, who is an introvert, Kahnweiler didn’t understand why he would disappear at parties and would get frustrated when he did so. Now she knows that he just needs to take a breather, and their friends have come to expect it as well. “He owns it,” she says.
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Beyond carving out space for solitude, Helgoe suggests familiarizing yourself with the social context of a party before you arrive, which can make the event itself less overwhelming. If you’re close with the host, that can translate to asking for a copy of the guest list, so that you can figure out what the scene will look like and who you’re excited to speak with. If you know other people who are attending, hit them up to ask who else they know will be there.
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Naturally, it also pays to charge your battery before the event begins. If I could plot out my perfect party prep, it would involve speaking to no one but my boyfriend for about four hours, during which I’d lay on the couch scrolling TikTok while drinking tea, go for a run, and then take a long shower. Sometimes life gets in the way of our dreamy silent afternoons, obviously. This is where Coplan’s suggestion to track your experiences with solitude comes in handy: If you have a sense for what sort of alone time makes you feel most centered, you can prioritize it before going out.
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At the event, take your breaks — and remember that nobody cares that you’ve disappeared to the bathroom for 20 minutes
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You’ve prepared, you’ve arrived at the venue, and when you feel like you need an escape, you’ll be taking those quiet breaks that you built into your mental plan for the evening. In the meantime, you may keep in mind that for many introverts, not all conversations are equally draining. According to Kahnweiler, introverts often prefer more in-depth, one-on-one conversations to flitting through the crowd.
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Helgoe says talking about ideas rather than people can also be slightly less taxing. “Social data is kind of demanding, and we like to sometimes have more of a side-by-side experience with a person, where we’re looking at an idea or a shared interest,” Helgoe says.
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This certainly doesn’t mean you should avoid group conversations or personal histories in the name of enduring a party. Rather, it’s a suggestion to take an active role in your experience of it. For many introverts, big events can have a combative edge, as though we have to protect the little flame of our sanity against the impositions of the socializing crowd. It’s easy to forget that, in many situations, we have a choice in who we talk to, when we take breaks, and how long we stay.
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The truth is that these decisions usually matter a lot to us and way less to everyone else. “We put a lot more pressure on ourselves,” says Kahnweiler. “People are not always thinking about us.”
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<li><strong>California’s gas car ban will change how everyone drives</strong> -
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State regulators just passed a proposal to ban sales of gasoline vehicles by 2035.
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California, the state that buys the most cars and trucks in the United States, will ban the sale of fossil fuel-powered vehicles by 2035. This represents the largest government move against gasoline and diesel to date, with the potential to ripple throughout the country and the global auto industry.
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The California Air Resources Board, which regulates pollution in the state, voted unanimously on Thursday to approve <a href="https://ww2.arb.ca.gov/sites/default/files/barcu/board/books/2022/082522/prores22-12.pdf">a proposal</a> that will require 100 percent of all cars sold in the state to produce zero greenhouse gas emissions in 13 years. The board is invoking its authority to protect air quality and deal with the impacts of climate change. Gasoline and diesel-powered vehicles worsen both.
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Lauren Sanchez, senior climate adviser to California Gov. Gavin Newsom, told reporters Wednesday the vote marks “a huge day not only for California, but for the country and the entire world as we dive headfirst into the next chapter of the zero-emission vehicle revolution.”
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On top of that, the new rule, called the <a href="https://ww2.arb.ca.gov/our-work/programs/advanced-clean-cars-program/advanced-clean-cars-ii">CARB Advanced Clean Cars II</a> rule, sets an interim milestone requiring 35 percent of new vehicles to produce zero emissions “that rapidly increases to nearly 70 percent of new vehicles sales by 2030, further increasing to 100 percent by the 2035 model year,” according to the text of the resolution.
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California has long held the pole position in the auto industry. The state has close to <a href="https://www.energy.ca.gov/data-reports/energy-almanac/transportation-energy/summary-california-vehicle-and-transportation">30 million registered cars and trucks</a>, and in 2021, registered an additional <a href="https://www.cncda.org/wp-content/uploads/Auto-Outlook-3Q-21.pdf">1.8 million new vehicles</a>, of which roughly 8 percent were electric. CARB also has special permission from the federal government to <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/23141629/electric-car-ev-gas-mileage-fuel-price-economy-epa-california">set tougher air quality rules</a> for all vehicles, rules that <a href="https://ww2.arb.ca.gov/sites/default/files/2022-05/%C2%A7177_states_05132022_NADA_sales_r2_ac.pdf">17 other states</a> have adopted as well. Automakers don’t like making different cars for different states, so California sets the de facto standard for the country and other parts of the world.
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The open question now is whether the state can meet the targets set out by the new rule. “It is expected that EVs will dominate the new vehicle market nationwide in the future,” said said <a href="https://www.cmu.edu/epp/people/faculty/kate-whitefoot.html">Kate Whitefoot</a>, an associate professor of engineering and public policy at Carnegie Mellon University, in an email. “The uncertainty is exactly when this will occur. This regulation by California would serve to accelerate that timeline.”
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The challenge is not only getting carmakers to build zero-emissions vehicles but also convincing drivers to buy them. The 2035 deadline is far off from an environmental perspective, but very close when it comes to vehicle development timelines. It takes years for a car to go from the drawing board to the road, and meeting all the diverse needs of drivers will demand a new generation of zero-emissions vehicles. But in the meantime, most cars sold will still run on fossil fuels that heat up the planet.
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Transportation is the largest source of greenhouse gases in the US, so meeting domestic and international targets for cutting emissions demands rapid decarbonization in cars and trucks right away. By 2030, the US is <a href="https://www.vox.com/22397364/earth-day-us-climate-change-summit-biden-john-kerry-commitment-2030-zero-emissions">aiming to cut its overall emissions at least 50 percent</a> relative to 2005. But currently, only a tiny fraction of new vehicles in the US produce zero emissions. At the current rate of growth, just <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/03/10/climate/electric-vehicle-fleet-turnover.html">a quarter of new cars across the country</a> will be electric by 2035, so sales have to pick up drastically.
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And the CARB proposal doesn’t take gasoline cars off the road; it only stops dealers from selling them. Given that the average car stays on the road for <a href="https://www.caranddriver.com/research/a32758625/how-many-miles-does-a-car-last/">more than 11 years</a>, California will still be thirsty for gasoline and diesel for years past 2035.
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As for automobile manufacturers, many have said that they are betting on a future powered by electrons, but California’s fossil fuel vehicle phaseout will test their commitments.
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A spokesperson for General Motors said the company is still evaluating the CARB proposal, but said in an emailed statement that the company and California “have a shared vision of an all-electric future, eliminating tailpipe emissions from new light-duty vehicles by 2035.”
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Stellantis, the company formed from the merger of Fiat Chrysler and Peugeot S.A. last year, said California’s gasoline and diesel phaseout is in line with their own ambitions. “Stellantis is committed to net-zero carbon emissions by 2038, evidenced by our recent $35-billion investment in vehicle electrification and related software toward the introduction [of] 25 US-market battery-electric vehicles by 2030,” said Eric Mayne, a spokesperson for Stellantis, in an email.
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Ford, however, was far more enthusiastic about the new rule. “The CARB Advanced Clean Cars II rule is a landmark standard that will define clean transportation and set an example for the United States,” said Bob Holycross, chief sustainability officer at Ford, in an email. (The company previously sided with California when a group of Republican state attorneys general <a href="https://www.axios.com/2022/05/14/epa-vehicle-emissions-california">sued this year</a> to try to take away California’s special authority to set pollution rules for vehicles.)
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But what about drivers? Cars in the US are only getting more expensive. On average, a new car <a href="https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a38748092/new-car-average-sale-prices-47100/">costs more than $47,000</a>. New and used car prices <a href="https://www.thedrive.com/news/lofty-new-and-used-car-prices-are-driving-inflation">also reached a record high this year</a>, adding to inflation worries. Meanwhile, the median annual income in the US is <a href="https://www.census.gov/library/publications/2021/demo/p60-273.html">$41,000</a>, and <a href="https://pirg.org/resources/driving-into-debt/#:~:text=Currently%2C%2085%20percent%20of%20all%20new%20car%20purchases%20in%20the%20United%20States%20are%20financed">85 percent of new car purchases</a> require loans. The total Americans owe in automotive loan debt exceeds <a href="https://www.consumerfinance.gov/about-us/blog/rising-car-prices-means-more-auto-loan-debt/">$1.4 trillion</a>.
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These constraints make EVs an even tougher sell right now. Many electric cars are currently more expensive than their gasoline-powered siblings. There are, however, federal and state credits and incentives to lower the cost of cleaner cars and trucks. The recently passed <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2022/7/28/23281757/whats-in-climate-bill-inflation-reduction-act">Inflation Reduction Act</a> gives buyers $7,500 in credits per new electric vehicle, and roughly $4,000 for a used one. The law includes <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/22/business/energy-environment/biden-climate-bill-energy-loans.html">$100 billion to finance EV production</a>, as well as $250 billion in loan guarantees. The federal government is also setting <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/23141629/electric-car-ev-gas-mileage-fuel-price-economy-epa-california">tougher fuel economy standards</a> to prod companies into making cleaner cars.
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But electric cars aren’t the only way to decarbonize transportation. Nearly three-quarters of vehicle trips in the US are <a href="https://www.energy.gov/eere/vehicles/articles/fotw-1042-august-13-2018-2017-nearly-60-all-vehicle-trips-were-less-six-miles">less than 10 miles</a>, so getting people out of cars and onto buses, bikes, scooters, and trains would take a bigger bite out of greenhouse gas emissions than just electrification. That, too, will require more incentives and investment in infrastructure.
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Still, California’s deadline to get new fossil fuel cars off of its roads is an important signal for the auto industry to change direction. It could be the push needed for rumbling, carbon dioxide-spewing motors to find an exit and drive off into the sunset.
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<em><strong>Update, August 25, 5:15 pm ET: </strong></em><em>This story was originally published August 24 and has been updated to reflect the passage of the measure to end the sale of fossil fuel-powered cars in California. </em>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Audi to finally enter F1 after years of waiting in the wings</strong> - FIA’s new engine regulations that will come into force in 2026 cited as the reason for the German auto major’s foray in to the sport</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Asia Cup 2022 | With one eye on T20 World Cup, sub-continental giants resume rivalry</strong> - Leaving aside the lone qualifier Hong Kong, the five other teams includes India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Afghanistan and Bangladesh</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Europa League draw | Manchester United to meet Sociedad, Arsenal drawn with PSV in group stage</strong> - Manchester United were drawn with Spanish team Real Sociedad, Moldovan side Sheriff Tiraspol and Cypriot outfit Omonoia in Group E of the UEFA Europa League group stage draw</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>It’s My Time and One Wish show out</strong> -</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Ayushi Podder tops women’s rifle 3-position</strong> - 21-year-old Ayushi as she topped qualification with 587 along with Priya, and topped the second stage 0.8 point ahead of the same rival</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>UP CM Yogi Adityanath has directed crackdown on drugs, illicit liquor, says Noida police commissioner</strong> - Yogi Adityanath also issued directions to ensure strict action against anti-social elements who use their “clout” to harass ordinary citizens</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>There will be at least one Constitution Bench in Supreme Court throughout the year: CJI-designate U.U. Lalit</strong> - With pendency having risen alarmingly, Justice Lalit promises clarity and transparency in urgent listing of cases in the apex court</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Ghulam Nabi Azad’s resignation letter to Congress similar to the one I wrote when leaving party: Assam CM Himanta Biswa Sarma</strong> - “I had written in 2015 that a time will come when only the Gandhis will be left in the Congress and all others will leave. This is what is happening,” the Chief Minister of Assam stated.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Raids against us linked to upcoming Gujarat polls: Arvind Kejriwal</strong> - “Vested interests are now trying to topple the Delhi government.”</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Indian Army accelerates procurement of light tank ‘Zorawar’ for LAC</strong> - The agile ‘Zorawar’ will improve the Indian Army’s operational capabilities, especially in the northern borders</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Macron says UK and France face problems if leaders unsure over friendship</strong> - The French president warns of “problems” after Liz Truss doubted if he was “friend or foe”.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Giorgia Meloni: Far-right leader who’s favourite to run Italy</strong> - Giorgia Meloni aims to be Italy’s first female PM and vehemently rejects any link to fascism.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Climate change: Russia burns off gas as Europe’s energy bills rocket</strong> - Russia is burning off millions of dollars in gas every day at a plant near the Finnish border.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Zaporizhzhia: World narrowly avoided radiation accident - Zelensky</strong> - The Russian-occupied Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant was briefly reliant on back up power, Ukraine says.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Latvia brings down World War Two memorial</strong> - Riga, the capital city of Latvia, has dismantled a World War Two monument in response to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Rocket Report: At long last the SLS is ready, Alpha gets a launch date</strong> - “For the uncrewed demo, the goal is to have a safe landing.” - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1875923">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Audi will build F1 engines, entering the sport in 2026</strong> - Audi is one of two VW Group brands that will enter F1 when the new rules come in. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1876328">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Forget 5G wireless, SpaceX and T-Mobile want to offer Zero-G coverage</strong> - “So it’s really quite a difficult technical challenge.” - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1876061">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>An herbal remedy caused the death of CA congressman’s wife</strong> - A bit of undigested white mulberry leaf was found in the woman’s stomach. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1876299">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>US government to make all research it funds open access on publication</strong> - Policy will go into effect in 2026, apply to everything that gets federal money. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1876279">link</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</h1>
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A sweet old lady telephoned the hospital.
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She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”
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The operator said, “I can, what’s the name and room number?”
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The old laday in her weak voice said, “Doreen Jacobs, Room 604.”
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The operator replied, “Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.”
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After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, “Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Doreen is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Ross, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.”
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The old lady said, “Thank you. That’s wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!”
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The operator replied, “You’re more than welcome. Is Doreen your daughter?”
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The grandmother said, “No, I’m Doreen Jacobs in room 604. No one tells me shit.”
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That is because first, hurricanes are wet and wild at first. But in the end they take away your home.
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<li><strong>Sex with 3 people is called a threesome. sex with 4 people is called a foursome.</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF -->
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Makes sense. People call me handsome.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/pvsocialmedia"> /u/pvsocialmedia </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/wy5hpa/sex_with_3_people_is_called_a_threesome_sex_with/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/wy5hpa/sex_with_3_people_is_called_a_threesome_sex_with/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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<li><strong>Because Nintendo’s beloved character is Japanese, Mario is his LAST name. His first name?</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF -->
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Itsume.
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I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Profacundo"> /u/Profacundo </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/wy5d2n/i_quit_my_job_at_the_helium_factory_today/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/wy5d2n/i_quit_my_job_at_the_helium_factory_today/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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