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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Leaving Afghanistan, and the Lessons of America’s Longest War</strong> - It is the Afghan people, of course, who have paid the highest price for America’s failed ambitions. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/leaving-afghanistan-and-the-lessons-of-americas-longest-war">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>What Will It Take to Pandemic-Proof America?</strong> - When the next virus strikes, we’ll look back on this moment as an opportunity that we either seized or squandered. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/science/annals-of-medicine/what-will-it-take-to-pandemic-proof-america">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How We Fell in Love in Lockdown</strong> - The artist Philippa Found compiled hundreds of written accounts of love in the time of COVID-19 for a project called “Lockdown Love Stories.” - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-the-uk/how-we-fell-in-love-in-lockdown">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Andrew Cuomo, Matt Gaetz, and the New “Never Resign” School of Politics</strong> - In recent years, many politicians have seemed to realize that remaining in office is often the best path out of a scandal—for their own sake if no one else’s. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-local-correspondents/andrew-cuomo-matt-gaetz-and-the-new-never-resign-school-of-politics">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How the Pandemic Changed Europe</strong> - The historian Adam Tooze discusses the vaccine rollout and shifting politics in the E.U. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/how-the-pandemic-changed-europe">link</a></p></li>
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<li><strong>The Supreme Court hears a case next week that could make Citizens United even worse</strong> -
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Donald Trump greets Justice Neil Gorsuch as Justice Brett Kavanaugh looks on. | Mario Tama/Getty Images
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The Court’s new majority could make it much easier for big spenders to influence American politics in secret.
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The Supreme Court will hear a major case on April 26 that could fundamentally alter the Court’s approach to laws requiring political organizations to disclose their donors — a change that could make it much easier for big spenders to hide the ways they seek to influence policy and elections.
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That case is <a href="https://www.scotusblog.com/case-files/cases/americans-for-prosperity-foundation-v-becerra/"><em>Americans for Prosperity Foundation v. Rodriquez</em></a><em>. </em>But to fully understand it, it’s important to keep in mind the Supreme Court’s decision in <a href="https://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/08-205.ZO.html"><em>Citizens United v. FEC</em></a><em> </em>(2010).
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<em>Citizens United</em> is best known for<strong> </strong>its anti-canonical holding that corporations may spend unlimited money to influence elections. While five of the justices who heard <em>Citizens United</em> voted to dismantle much of the nation’s campaign finance laws, eight justices also voted that the government has fairly broad authority to require advocacy groups to disclose major funders of their political activity.
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Disclosure requirements should be upheld, Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote for the Court, so long as there is “a ‘substantial relation’ between the disclosure requirement and a ‘sufficiently important’ governmental interest.”
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A lot has changed since <em>Citizens United</em> tucked this pro-disclosure ruling into its broader ruling against campaign finance limits, however. Four of the eight justices who supported disclosure rules have since left the Court, and three of them were replaced by judges who are significantly more conservative than the person they replaced.
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Which brings us to <em>Americans for Prosperity Foundation. </em>The plaintiffs in the case<em> —</em> which include a conservative advocacy group <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/26/koch-brothers-americans-for-prosperity-rightwing-political-group">closely associated with the billionaire Koch brothers</a>, and the Thomas More Law Center, a conservative law firm that claims it was formed to promote “<a href="https://www.thomasmore.org/about-the-thomas-more-law-center/">America’s Judeo-Christian heritage</a>” — seek to undercut pro-disclosure decisions such as <em>Citizens United</em>. And, with six Republican appointees on the Supreme Court, they have a very good chance of prevailing.
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The specific issue in <em>Americans for Prosperity</em> is fairly far afield of the foundational questions about money in politics that animated <em>Citizens United</em>. The plaintiffs challenge a California regulation that requires charities that wish to raise tax-deductible funds in California to disclose their largest contributors to the state attorney general’s office. State regulations require the attorney general to keep this information confidential from the public, but the attorney general’s office may use it to investigate allegations of fraud by nonprofits.
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The <em>Americans for Prosperity</em> plaintiffs claim that this disclosure regulation is unconstitutional, and they rely largely on doctrines created to prevent civil rights organizations from having to disclose their donors to Jim Crow government officials in the 1950s and ’60s.
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There are difficult questions underlying <em>Americans for Prosperity. </em>If you are inclined to be unsympathetic to a Koch-aligned group that wants to keep its donors secret, imagine a very similar case where Texas required Planned Parenthood to disclose its donors to the state attorney general’s office. Would you have confidence that no one in that office would leak the names of those donors to Tucker Carlson?
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But the Court has also spent the past 60 years striking a careful balance between the public’s interest in requiring charities and advocacy groups to disclose where they get their money, and the groups’ interest in making sure that their donors are not harassed, intimidated, or attacked by people who loathe a particular group and what it stands for.
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<em>Americans for Prosperity</em> gives the Court’s very conservative majority an opportunity to rework this balance. And those justices could allow political groups to operate with far more secrecy, allowing wealthy donors to shape American politics in the shadows.
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Why the First Amendment imposes some limits on mandatory disclosure laws
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In the mid-1950s, an Alabama court ordered the NAACP, which was then the preeminent organization fighting segregation in the Jim Crow South, to turn over a full list of its members to the state attorney general — and then imposed a $100,000 fine on the NAACP if it did not comply.
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Had the NAACP complied, it could have placed those members in grave danger. State officials could have turned over the list of members to the Ku Klux Klan. Or they may have disclosed them to racist employers who could have fired the NAACP’s members and blacklisted them from obtaining future employment.
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The Alabama court’s order, in other words, was a fairly transparent effort to shut down the NAACP’s operations in Alabama, either by terrorizing the organization’s members or by imposing crippling fines on the NAACP. The $100,000 fine imposed by the state court was roughly the equivalent of a <a href="https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/">$1 million fine in today’s dollars</a>.
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Ultimately, however, this scheme did not succeed. In <a href="https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=4515566352758049665&hl=en&as_sdt=6&as_vis=1&oi=scholarr"><em>NAACP v. Alabama ex rel. Patterson</em></a> (1958), a unanimous Supreme Court ruled that Alabama could not force the NAACP to disclose its members, given the obvious danger to those members if their names were disclosed.
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“We think that the production order, in the respects here drawn in question, must be regarded as entailing the likelihood of a substantial restraint upon the exercise by petitioner’s members of their right to freedom of association,” Justice John Marshall Harlan wrote for his Court. He added that the NAACP had made “an uncontroverted showing” that “revelation of the identity of its rank-and-file members has exposed these members to economic reprisal, loss of employment, threat of physical coercion, and other manifestations of public hostility.”
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<em>NAACP</em> was an extreme case, and the plaintiffs in <em>Americans for Prosperity</em> do not allege anything that even vaguely resembles the kind of abuse and intimidation that NAACP members faced in the Jim Crow South. As a lower court that upheld California’s disclosure law <a href="https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appellate-courts/ca9/16-55727/16-55727-2018-09-11.html">explained</a>, an executive with the Americans for Prosperity Foundation “described two individuals who, she believed, stopped supporting the Foundation in light of actual or feared retaliation by the IRS,” and another donor who “did business with the Government” said that he and his associates “did not feel like they could take on the risk of continuing to give to us.”
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Similarly, the Thomas More Law Center “introduced a letter from a contributor who chose to make a $25 contribution anonymously out of fear that ISIS would break into the Law Center’s office, obtain a list of contributors and target them.”
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Unlike the NAACP in the 1950s, in other words, the <em>Americans for Prosperity </em>plaintiffs largely raise speculative fears that, by disclosing their major donors to one government agency, that information may somehow — in violation of California state regulations — wind up in the hands of another agency, which might target those donors. (Or, in the case of the law center, that the donor information might wind up being discovered by a terrorist organization located on the other side of the globe, which will then target American donors to the law center.)
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That said, the plaintiffs do have some basis to fear that some of their donor information might accidentally be disclosed to the public. An expert witness hired by Americans for Prosperity was able to hack the state’s website and uncover confidential donor information — although this security hole has since been plugged — and clerical workers in the California attorney general’s office once accidentally made a small fraction of the office’s confidential records public.
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The plaintiffs fear that, had their donor information become widely available to the public through a similar error, then those donors might be harassed or their businesses might be boycotted.
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The core question in <em>Americans for Prosperity</em> is whether this fear that an inadvertent disclosure <em>might</em> happen and that such a disclosure <em>might</em> lead to consequences for donors is sufficient reason to invoke constitutional protections intended to shield organizations like the NAACP in the Jim Crow era.
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How the Court currently approaches mandatory disclosure laws
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Under current precedents, the Supreme Court uses two sorting mechanisms to help it identify which disclosure laws should be struck down.
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The first is a balancing test <a href="https://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/08-205.ZO.html">described in <em>Citizens United</em></a>. Under that test, a disclosure law should be upheld if there is “a ‘substantial relation’ between the disclosure requirement and a ‘sufficiently important’ governmental interest.” Thus, Alabama’s attempt to obtain the NAACP’s members list was invalid, because the only “interest” that Alabama sought to advance when it sought this list was undermining the NAACP.
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By contrast, a federal appeals court upheld California’s disclosure rule because, by obtaining information about major donors to nonprofit organizations, the state advanced its important interest in determining “whether a charity is <a href="https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appellate-courts/ca9/16-55727/16-55727-2018-09-11.html">actually engaged in a charitable purpose</a>, or is instead violating California law by engaging in self-dealing, improper loans, or other unfair business practices.”
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As California explains in its brief to the Supreme Court, the state’s disclosure rule “helps state regulators detect whether a charity is misusing charitable assets, <a href="https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/19/19-251/172982/20210325141442657_19%20251%2019%20255%20Brief%20on%20the%20Merits.pdf">such as by diverting funds for a donor’s personal enrichment</a>.” A businessman might, for example, make a tax-deductible “donation” to a nonprofit organization, which immediately turns around and hires that businessman’s company as a “consultant” — thus allowing the businessman to take a fraudulent tax deduction without actually contributing anything to charity.
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The second mechanism that the Court uses to sort through challenges to disclosure laws is that it ordinarily requires such challenges to be brought on an “as applied” basis, a mechanism that allows courts to pay special attention to the specific facts of an individual case.
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Courts distinguish between “facial” challenges, which allege that a law is invalid in all circumstances and must cease to operate altogether, and <a href="https://www.vox.com/2020/1/8/21051739/abortion-june-medical-gee-third-party-standing-supreme-court-roe-wade">“as applied” challenges</a>, which allege that the law is only unconstitutional when applied to a particular plaintiff. Thus, if a plaintiff prevails in a facial challenge, the challenged law can no longer be enforced against anyone. But if a plaintiff prevails in an as-applied challenge, the government may still be able to enforce the challenged law against other parties.
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As-applied challenges are the preferred mechanism to challenge a disclosure law because such a challenge typically hinges on the particular impact of that law on a particular plaintiff. In <em>Americans for Prosperity</em>, for example, the plaintiffs allege that they engage in unpopular political work that makes their donors unusually vulnerable to harassment and intimidation. But the same cannot be said about most nonprofits — it is highly unlikely, for example, that donors to the March of Dimes would be harassed if their donations became public knowledge.
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Thus, when a party challenges a particular disclosure law, courts will often ask whether that individual party should be exempted from the law, rather than striking down the law on its face. In <em>Citizens United</em>, for example, the Court explained that a facial challenge to certain campaign finance disclosure laws was inappropriate, but “<a href="https://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/08-205.ZO.html">as-applied challenges would be available</a> if a group could show a ‘reasonable probability’ that disclosure of its contributors’ names ‘will subject them to threats, harassment, or reprisals from either Government officials or private parties.’”
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Nevertheless, the plaintiffs in <em>Americans for Prosperity</em> bring a facial challenge to California’s disclosure law. They also claim that the balancing test described in <em>Citizens United</em> should be abandoned in favor of something much more skeptical of disclosure laws.
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How <em>Americans for Prosperity </em>might change disclosure laws
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Though there are some important differences between the argument in the <a href="https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/19/19-251/169507/20210222113359763_19-251ts.pdf">Americans for Prosperity Foundation’s brief</a> and the <a href="https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/19/19-251/169531/20210222131516000_19-255%20Brief%20for%20Petitioner.pdf">Thomas More Law Center’s brief</a>, both argue that <em>Citizens United</em>’s relatively permissive rule governing disclosure laws should be, in the words of the former brief, “confined to election regulation.” Thus, while the government may be able to require advocacy groups to disclose their donors when those groups attempt to influence an election, disclosure laws enacted in any other context would be treated as more suspect.
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Most disclosure laws, the plaintiffs claim, must be “narrowly tailored” to serve the purpose of that law. Thus, they argue, the California law should fall because the state could use less intrusive methods to investigate fraudulent nonprofits, such as only subpoenaing records from charities that are under investigation.
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The state, for its part, argues that relying on subpoenas is not enough, in part because subpoenas tip off a fraudulent organization that it is under investigation. But there’s also a much more fundamental problem with the plaintiffs’ attempts to draw a line between election-related disclosure laws and laws that do not touch on elections — the border between “issue” advocacy and election-related advocacy is notoriously porous.
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Before <em>Citizens United</em> opened the floodgates to unlimited corporate sending on elections, for example, lawmakers struggled to draw a sensible line between “issue” ads — ads intended to inform voters about a policy-related matter — and “<a href="https://www.opensecrets.org/527s/electioneering.php">electioneering communications</a>,” which sought to influence an election. If an advocacy group runs an ad saying “tell Congressman Smith that he was wrong to vote for Obamacare,” for example, is that ad merely educating voters about a policy matter, or does it seek to undermine Smith’s reelection bid? What if the ad also praises Smith’s opponent for opposing Obamacare? What if the ad runs a week before the election?
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The plaintiffs’ proposed rule could very easily allow advocacy groups to evade disclosure rules that apply to election ads and similar communications with voters, so long as those communications superficially appear to focus on “issues.”
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Conservatives weren’t always so skeptical of disclosure laws
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Ultimately, cases like <em>Americans for Prosperity</em> come down to a question of values. Should donors who wish to spend gobs of money influencing public policy be allowed to do so anonymously? And if we think that the answer to this question typically should be no, at what point should we give special protections to donors who face harassment, boycotts, or worse?
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In <a href="https://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/09-559.ZO.html"><em>Doe v. Reed</em></a> (2010), a case about whether the public should be allowed to learn who signed a petition seeking to call a referendum on a state law, Justice Antonin Scalia offered a <a href="https://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/09-559.ZC4.html">bracing answer to these questions</a>:
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Requiring people to stand up in public for their political acts fosters civic courage, without which democracy is doomed. For my part, I do not look forward to a society which, thanks to the Supreme Court, campaigns anonymously . . .<em> </em>and even exercises the direct democracy of initiative and referendum hidden from public scrutiny and protected from the accountability of criticism. This does not resemble the Home of the Brave.
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“Harsh criticism, short of unlawful action,” Scalia added, “is a price our people have traditionally been willing to pay for self-governance.”
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There do have to be some limits on the government’s power to require advocacy groups to disclose their donors — <em>NAACP</em> presents a particularly stark example of why. And if either of the plaintiffs in <em>Americans for Prosperity</em> has evidence that their donors face a serious risk of illegal reprisals, then they should be allowed to bring an as-applied challenge to disclosure laws that endanger those donors.
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But the <em>Americans for Prosperity</em> plaintiffs ask for much more. They ask for a fundamental shift in how the Court approaches disclosure laws. And, while they concede that there may still be campaign disclosure laws in the elections context, it’s far from clear that the Court will draw a sensible line between issue-related advocacy and election advocacy.
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The views that Scalia expressed in <em>Doe</em> represent a confident conservatism — a conservatism that believes it can win the hearts and minds of the nation through open debate. But that brand of conservatism has been replaced by something far more insecure, and far more fearful of a <a href="https://www.vox.com/2021/3/2/22309176/fox-news-dr-seuss-cancel-culture-fox-news-biden">frequently overblown “cancel culture”</a> that is ready to pounce on anyone brazen enough to express a conservative viewpoint.
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<em>Americans for Prosperity</em> will be an early sign of just how far this new, far more insecure conservatism has penetrated into the Supreme Court.
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<li><strong>Andrew Cuomo and Google’s former CEO push to cap internet prices for low-income New Yorkers</strong> -
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Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt is a longtime ally of Andrew Cuomo. | Alejandra Villa/Getty Images
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The law limits the cost of broadband access to $15 a month for needy families.
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At the beginning of the pandemic, Gov. Andrew Cuomo <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/2020/5/6/21249410/coronavirus-andrew-cuomo-bill-gates-eric-schmidt-tech-billionaires">tapped former Google CEO Eric Schmidt</a> to help him pivot New York to the digital age.
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A year later, Cuomo and Schmidt have unveiled the first major change to state policy: A new law signed Friday to expand internet access to low-income New Yorkers.
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Cuomo took the recommendation from Schmidt’s reform commission, Reimagine New York, and signed a bill that requires internet providers like Verizon to offer lower-income families basic broadband access for no more than $15 a month, a cap that Cuomo says is the first of its kind in the nation. High-speed plans will be capped at $20 a month.
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About 7 million New Yorkers who currently qualify for government assistance will now have access to cheaper internet — a high-speed plan typically costs an average of more than $50 a month, Cuomo said — making it easier for them to attend online classes, communicate with family, and work from home. <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/12/23/22196354/stimulus-bill-broadband-internet">Americans who lack broadband access</a> are disproportionately low-income and people of color.
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“The internet is no longer optional,” Schmidt said on Friday, seated alongside Cuomo. “It’s essential to education. Think of the generation that we could be creating that are not learning because we didn’t give them the right access — and they’re the ones most at risk that need it most of all.”
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The law is the most significant accomplishment to date from the Schmidt-led commission. The former Google CEO said from the beginning that the group would have three priorities: expanding broadband access, building out more capabilities for virtual medical appointments, and improving remote learning.
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Schmidt is a billionaire philanthropist who splits his time among technical issues like artificial intelligence, <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/2020/5/27/21271157/tech-billionaires-joe-biden-reid-hoffman-laurene-powell-jobs-dustin-moskovitz-eric-schmidt">political issues like Democratic campaigns</a>, and the intersection of those tech and policy interests — such as ways to bridge the gap between Silicon Valley’s engineering talent and the American military.
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<a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/2020/5/6/21249410/coronavirus-andrew-cuomo-bill-gates-eric-schmidt-tech-billionaires">Some New York progressives were upset</a> when Schmidt — along with another major tech philanthropist, Bill Gates — were chosen to help guide New York’s post-coronavirus recovery, fearing it would expand the private sector’s influence. A longtime political ally of Cuomo, Schmidt praised the “extraordinary” coronavirus leadership of the New York governor, who is managing several crises, including an <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/article/andrew-cuomo-nursing-home-deaths.html">FBI investigation</a> over whether he covered up the total number of Covid-19 deaths at nursing homes. Cuomo is also facing <a href="https://www.vox.com/22307751/governor-andrew-cuomo-sexual-harassment-allegations-democrats-investigation">unrelated sexual harassment allegations</a>.
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In addition to the new state law, Schmidt’s philanthropic group, Schmidt Futures, is also helping to finance internet access for the next school year for up to 50,000 New York families that cannot afford the reduced $15-a-month rate. Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers “apparently had no internet access at all,” Schmidt said.
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Schmidt portrayed the commission as epitomizing the best of philanthropy and how it can collaborate with the public sector during a crisis.
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“This is when New York does its best — a combination of private actors and the public doing the right thing for the benefit of all the citizens,” Schmidt said. “Governor, send us more challenges.”
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<li><strong>Biden’s blunt opposition to marijuana legalization</strong> -
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President Joe Biden speaks in the Treaty Room in the White House on April 14, 2021. | Andrew Harnik/Getty Images
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As his own party moves ahead on the issue, the president remains opposed to legalization.
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This month, something unusual happened: Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer took a stand against President Joe Biden.
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The New York Democrat, typically a strong Biden ally, has transformed into one of the Senate’s biggest advocates for marijuana legalization, which Biden <a href="https://voxcom.cmail19.com/t/d-l-qtjlrll-ssiuphk-d/">continues to oppose</a>. But Schumer said he’ll move forward with his legalization bill anyway.
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“I want to make my arguments to him, as many other advocates will,” Schumer <a href="https://voxcom.cmail19.com/t/d-l-qtjlrll-ssiuphk-h/">said</a>. “But at some point we’re going to move forward, period.”
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Schumer is likely worried, at least in part, about a primary challenge from the left in the future — something Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) <a href="https://voxcom.cmail19.com/t/d-l-qtjlrll-ssiuphk-k/">has openly discussed</a>.
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But there’s a bigger issue here for Biden. Increasingly, the president is out of step with not just his party but the country and perhaps even most Republicans on marijuana legalization.
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Marijuana legalization is extremely popular. <a href="https://voxcom.cmail19.com/t/d-l-qtjlrll-ssiuphk-u/">Gallup</a> and the <a href="https://voxcom.cmail19.com/t/d-l-qtjlrll-ssiuphk-o/">Pew Research Center</a>, two of the country’s leading polling organizations, have consistently found at least two-thirds of Americans back legalization.
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Support is so high that, at this point, a majority of Republicans — who are generally more skeptical of drug policy reforms — may support it. Pew found 55 percent of Republicans back legalization. Gallup found a slim majority of Republicans supported it in 2017, 2018, and 2019. That reversed in 2020, but the difference between support and opposition among Republicans was still within the sampling margin of error. And, at any rate, a solid minority of 48 percent were behind it.
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Support among Democrats, meanwhile, is in the high 70s and 80s across polls.
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Maybe Biden doesn’t entirely trust the polls — after 2016 and 2020, many of us don’t. But there’s real-world evidence legalization is very popular, too.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="pwPevm">
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For one, 17 states have now legalized marijuana, most recently <a href="https://voxcom.cmail19.com/t/d-l-qtjlrll-ssiuphk-b/">New Mexico</a>. Among the 15 states where marijuana legalization has been put in front of voters since 2012 (when Colorado and Washington state first legalized), it’s won in 13.
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Even more impressive is marijuana’s recent record in Republican states. Since 2012, marijuana legalization has come up for a vote in four states that former President Donald Trump won by double digits in 2020. It’s won in three of those states (Alaska, Montana, and South Dakota), and lost in one (North Dakota). Weed is 3-1 in deep-red states.
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So what could explain Biden’s opposition? Based on his public remarks, he seems genuinely conservative on the issue — <a href="https://voxcom.cmail19.com/t/d-l-qtjlrll-ssiuphk-n/">arguing</a> only for decriminalization (in which the threat of jail or prison time is removed for possession, but sales remain illegal), and calling for “more scientific investigations” into the issue, particularly whether pot is a “<a href="https://voxcom.cmail19.com/t/d-l-qtjlrll-ssiuphk-p/">gateway drug</a>.”
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Biden, after all, <a href="https://voxcom.cmail19.com/t/d-l-qtjlrll-ssiuphk-x/">not just supported but spearheaded</a> many of the country’s current drug war policies. During the 1980s and ’90s, he backed and helped write bill after bill that toughened federal criminal penalties against all sorts of drugs. Biden has since <a href="https://voxcom.cmail19.com/t/d-l-qtjlrll-ssiuphk-m/">admitted</a> to going too far in at least some respects, but this is where he built his early political career.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="lOOUND">
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Of course, the failure of these policies to stop major drug problems — the country is currently mired in its deadliest drug overdose crisis ever in the opioid epidemic — and these policies’ punitive nature are reasons the public has shifted toward backing marijuana legalization. And the real-life evidence of legalization suggests it works fine, even leading governors in legalization states to <a href="https://voxcom.cmail19.com/t/d-l-qtjlrll-ssiuphk-c/">regularly</a> <a href="https://voxcom.cmail19.com/t/d-l-qtjlrll-ssiuphk-f/">flip</a> to supporting it.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="aej6wX">
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But Biden is not convinced, even as his party moves ahead without him. With a veto pen in hand, it could make the president the biggest barrier to legalization.
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>We need to build a bunch of pacers for T20 World Cup and other series, says Waqar</strong> - The T20 World Cup is scheduled to be held in India in October-November.</p></li>
|
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Chahar feels “good” answering “that critic”, earns praise from national head coach Shastri</strong> - After an indifferent last season, Chahar is satisfied as he looked in fine rhythm with Dhoni bowling him out within the first 10 overs.</p></li>
|
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Indian Premier League 2021 | Delhi Capitals hold edge over Punjab Kings as Nortje set to replace Tom Curran</strong> - Both teams are coming into the ‘Norther Derby’ of IPL after enduring defeats in their previous games</p></li>
|
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>IPL 2021 | Kolkata looks to overcome middle-order muddle, return to winning ways against Bangalore</strong> - Against the star-studded RCB who are yet to fire in unison this season, KKR’s bowling would once again look to make an impact.</p></li>
|
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Stokes to undergo surgery on Monday: ECB</strong> - The England all-rounder will be out for up to 12 weeks</p></li>
|
||
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||
<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Virus surges will continue periodically, says IIPH Director</strong> - Only way to reduce risk is permanent change in people’s behaviour and adequate vaccination</p></li>
|
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Savadi isolates himself after gunman tests positive</strong> - Laxman Savadi, Deputy Chief Minister and Transport Minister, has isolated himself following his gunman and some of his associates testing positive for</p></li>
|
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Plea for resumption of day train in Nilambur route</strong> - The Nilambur-Mysore Railway Action Council has demanded resumption of train services between Nilambur and Shoranur during the day.Action council leade</p></li>
|
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Coronavirus | India’s largest COVID-19 facility in south Delhi to be revived as cases go through roof</strong> - The management at the spiritual organisation’s centre in Chattarpur confirmed that the facility will be restarted soon</p></li>
|
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Coronavirus | Shiv Sena blames Centre, EC for second wave of COVID-19 in India</strong> - From West Bengal, BJP workers are going back to their homes in different parts of the country with COVID-19, the Shiv Sena said</p></li>
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||
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Russia retaliates for US diplomatic expulsions</strong> - Moscow expels 10 diplomats and blacklists eight US officials after the US imposed sanctions.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>France Mia kidnapping: Four men held over abduction of girl aged 8</strong> - Mia was taken from her grandmother’s home as part of a plot ordered by her mother, prosecutors say.</p></li>
|
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Brexit: UK-EU talks on Northern Ireland ‘to intensify’</strong> - The chief negotiators on both sides have held talks about the post-Brexit arrangements for NI.</p></li>
|
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>On the front line in eastern Ukraine</strong> - The BBC’s Jonah Fisher reports from the front line between soldiers and separatists.</p></li>
|
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Afghanistan war: US spies doubt reports of Russian ‘bounties’ for troops</strong> - US spies have “low to moderate confidence” that Russia offered cash for American deaths, officials say.</p></li>
|
||
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|
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</h1>
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|
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>At 38.5% vaccinated, US may be running low on people eager for a shot</strong> - Some worry the country can’t keep up the current pace of vaccination. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1757604">link</a></p></li>
|
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>DC’s Rorschach: A detective walks into a world shaped by squids and superheroes</strong> - During COVID-19, <em>Rorschach</em> has been something to look forward to each month. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1755546">link</a></p></li>
|
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>NASA selects SpaceX as its sole provider for a lunar lander</strong> - “We looked at what’s the best value to the government.” - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1757498">link</a></p></li>
|
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>21.5-inch iMac supply dwindles amid chip shortages, possible refresh</strong> - A new iMac landing next week is a real possibility. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1757570">link</a></p></li>
|
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Backdoored developer tool that stole credentials escaped notice for 3 months</strong> - AWS credentials and private repository tokens could allow self-perpetuating attacks. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1757515">link</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</h1>
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Pierre, zee French fighter pilot is with his amour.
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“Oh, Pierre, I want you to kiss me”, she exclaims.
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And so he tilts her chin up and leans in, but just before he plants a kiss on her lips, he pours a little red wine on them, and then goes in for the kiss.
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“Oh, Pierre, mon dieu, that was so arousing and erotic, but tell me, why before you kissed me, did you pour red wine on my lip?”
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“I am Pierre, zee French fighter pilot, and when i taste the red meat, i have the red wine.”
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“Oh Pierre, that is so romantic, kiss me again, but lower this time!” and so he carefully unbuttons her blouse and lowers his head. But before he begins, he pours a little bit of white wine on her breast, and then, ravagement.
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“Oh, Pierre, Pierre”, she squealed, “again, so erotic, so arousing, so magnifique! but tell me, why this time, at my breast, the white wine?”
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“I am Pierre, zee French fighter pilot, and when I have the white meat, I pair it with the white wine.”
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“Oh Pierre, Pierre, so romantic, so sensual, kiss me lower, kiss me lower!”
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And so he gets down on his knne and lifts her bustle, pushing aside her bloomers and lowers his head. Just before he engages, however, he pours a little bit of cognac onto her pubic hair and sets it alight.
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“PIERRE, PIERRE, WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS?” she cried, batting out the flames.
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“I am Pierre, zee french fighter pilot, and when i go down, i go down in flames.”
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Edit: I’m an old duffer that does not know how to format properly.
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Edit: holy guacamole guys! Thank you so much, if for nothing else, a thoroughly entertaining comments section. It’s not about fish though.
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Edit: spelling.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/dotsandloops1929"> /u/dotsandloops1929 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ms259e/my_favourite_joke_to_perform_terrible_accent/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ms259e/my_favourite_joke_to_perform_terrible_accent/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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<li><strong>An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps.</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF -->
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Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
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The brunette thinks “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.”
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The blonde thinks “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast.”
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The Frenchman thinks “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.”
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The Englishman thinks “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/kingheet"> /u/kingheet </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/msluus/an_englishman_a_frenchman_a_ravishing_blonde_and/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/msluus/an_englishman_a_frenchman_a_ravishing_blonde_and/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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<li><strong>What does James Bond’s doorbell sounds like?</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF -->
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‘’Dong, Ding Dong’’
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/PokeBattle_Fan"> /u/PokeBattle_Fan </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ms9jg5/what_does_james_bonds_doorbell_sounds_like/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ms9jg5/what_does_james_bonds_doorbell_sounds_like/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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<li><strong>A girl comes up to her stepdad and asks to borrow his car.</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF -->
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The stepdad denies her so she begs and begs and begs until finally the stepdad says, “fine, I’ll let you borrow the car if you drop on your knees and suck my dick.”
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Disgusted, she turns around and goes back to her room.
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30 mins later, she comes back to ask again because she really needs to borrow his car.
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He says “Ok, but you still have to suck my dick!” She agrees, “fine but you better not tell anyone!”
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She drops to her knees and puts his dick in her mouth but instantly pops up on her feet. “Ew! Your dick taste like shit!”
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The father then remembers, “oh that’s right, your brother has the car tonight!”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/jeffreypooh"> /u/jeffreypooh </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/mshlst/a_girl_comes_up_to_her_stepdad_and_asks_to_borrow/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/mshlst/a_girl_comes_up_to_her_stepdad_and_asks_to_borrow/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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