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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Kathryn Garcia Doesnt Want Andrew Yangs Praise</strong> - The city-government veteran and mayoral hopeful talks about management, wastewater, and the viability trap. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-local-correspondents/kathryn-garcia-doesnt-want-andrew-yangs-praise">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Facebook and the Normalization of Deviance</strong> - The trouble with waiting to address problems long after you know that they exist. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/facebook-and-the-normalization-of-deviance">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Joe Biden, the Republicans, and Kids Stuff</strong> - As the new Administration enters its next hundred days, the child wars are likely to grow more intense and, in some quarters, more detached from reality. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/05/10/joe-biden-the-republicans-and-kids-stuff">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Bidens Great Economic Rebalancing</strong> - The President is looking to correct a capitalist economy that has gone askew, and reclaim a lost vision of shared prosperity. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/joe-bidens-great-economic-rebalancing">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Surviving the Crackdown in Xinjiang, in Mandarin</strong> - The New Yorker translates its recent report on Chinas mass internment of Uyghurs and Kazakhs. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/surviving-the-crackdown-in-xinjiang-in-mandarin">link</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-vox">From Vox</h1>
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<li><strong>Reality TV used to be about getting famous. 90 Day Fiancé is about the American dream.</strong> -
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Jorge and Anfisa, from the fourth season of <em>90 Day Fiancé.</em> | TLC
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The sprawling TLC franchise changed the game in reality TV.
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When you stop to think about it, reality TV and documentaries are cousins, if not siblings. The family resemblance may seem unlikely, but its there. Both documentaries and reality shows use the raw material of “real life,” then selectively edit and craft a narrative thats funny or thrilling or dramatic, with characters, stakes, and something to tell us about ourselves. You might even say that documentary walked so that reality TV could fly — or vice versa?
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That link is something that writer, critic, and comedian Ashley Ray-Harris has been thinking about a lot. A connoisseur of reality TV of all kinds, she writes for outlets like <a href="https://www.vulture.com/author/ashley-ray-harris/">Vulture</a> and the <a href="https://tv.avclub.com/author/ashleyrayharris">AV Club</a> — including a lot about <a href="https://www.vulture.com/article/90-day-fiance-how-to-watch-franchise-guide.html">the TLC show <em>90 Day Fiancé</em></a> — as well as <a href="https://ashleyray.substack.com/">her own newsletter</a><em>. </em>And her weekly podcast <a href="https://theashleyray.com/tvisaypod"><em>TV, I Say with Ashley Ray</em></a> is a wide-ranging exploration of the medium, often with fun special guests. (When it was time to talk <em>90 Day Fiancé</em>, <a href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1395490/6788944-ep-8-roxane-gay-and-seth-rogen-in-conversation-90-day-fiance">she chatted with Seth Rogen and Roxane Gay</a>.)
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So it makes sense that Ray-Harris was asked by the <a href="https://truefalse.org/">True/False Film Festival</a> — one of the premier all-documentary festivals in the US — to curate this years “Neither/Nor” section, an exploration of the margins of documentary. The program will be available for free online from May 5 through May 9 and will focus on shifts in reality TV and how its “constructed reality” functioned during the Trump era. Viewers can watch episodes of <em>90 Day Fiancé </em>and read Ray-Harriss writing on the subject, all <a href="https://truefalse.org/program/neither-nor/">collected on the True/False website</a> beginning May 5.
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I am a longtime True/False fan and someone who thinks about nonfiction filmmaking a lot. So I was fascinated when I heard about this years program, especially because Ive only dipped my toes into reality TV. So I watched a few episodes of <em>90 Day Fiancé </em>(which bucked my expectations, in a good way) and then called Ray-Harris to talk about why she loves the reality empire <em>90 Day Fiancé</em> has spawned, the way Donald Trump changed reality TV, the relationship between reality TV and documentary filmmaking, and more.
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<strong>Youve watched a lot of reality TV and docuseries. Why do you think </strong><em><strong>90 Day Fiancé </strong></em><strong>is so important?</strong>
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<em>90 Day Fiancé</em> is one of the most pivotal reality shows. From when it debuted in 2014 to now, you actively get to see it react to the culture. You see it react to ICE and immigration under Trump; that impacts and changes the show. It became so popular — to the point where you get all of these spinoffs [of which there are now nearly a dozen] — because people recognized it as not being a product of the early 2000s Trump/Kardashian reality machine, which is losing steam.
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When it comes to the reality shows like <em>The Apprentice, </em>the shows that made people like Trump — this idea that you could have someone pick you up and lift you out of poverty and make it as a reality star — I think today we see that reality as false. You can get famous being on Instagram, being on TikTok, being on Twitter, but the idea that you can even go on reality TV to get famous nowadays feels so false. The cast and crew of <em>90 Day Fiancé</em> — sure, people know them and follow their lives outside of the show. But they wouldnt call themselves celebrities. We dont see them as the type of celebrity that you saw created with shows like <em>Laguna Beach</em>.
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<q>“Viewers have become more focused on whether what theyre watching is ethical”</q>
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Thats created this really interesting conundrum for producers. With some reality shows, things like <em>My 600-Pound Life</em>, <em>Intervention</em>, <em>Hoarders</em> — theres always been the question of how exploitative they are. How much are we using these people? This isnt manufactured like <em>Real Housewives </em>of whatever; this is peoples real lives.
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In the early days of <em>90 Day Fiancé,</em> like in season two, theres some fairly exploitative TV. There are moments when youre like, “Someone please help this 19-year-old girl who is about to marry a 50-year-old, please!” Or with [<em>90 Day Fiancé</em> couple] <a href="https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-danielle-mohamed-season-2/">Danielle and Mohammed</a>, where its so clearly a manipulative, abusive relationship on both ends.
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Mohamed and Danielle, whose engagement plays out in season two of <em>90 Day Fiancé.</em>
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But <em>90 Day Fiancé</em> is one of the rare shows that, when called out, has said, “Okay, yeah.” You shouldnt call ICE on these people who are coming here for love. Well paint the American as the villain, rather than always siding with the American, or always siding with whoever American society might say is the hero for falling in line with the American dream.
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<strong>I had not watched </strong><em><strong>90 Day Fiancé </strong></em><strong>at all until recently, but when I dipped into it I discovered that its not just a show, its like an entire universe.</strong>
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A whole universe! I wrote <a href="https://www.vulture.com/article/90-day-fiance-how-to-watch-franchise-guide.html">a guide on how to watch it</a>. On Discovery+, theres <a href="https://screenrant.com/discovery-plus-90-day-fiance-property-brothers-channels/">a <em>90 Day Fiancé</em> “channel,”</a> where you can just hop in and follow one couple if you want. You can just watch all of the <a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13990474/"><em>90 Day: The Single Life</em></a> spinoffs. They call it their own Marvel Universe. At this point, theyve got 11 spinoffs.
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<strong>Its so much to absorb! But the concept of the whole franchise is also really simple. Its different from some reality shows Ive seen — </strong><em><strong>Real Housewives</strong></em><strong>, </strong><em><strong>The Apprentice</strong></em><strong>, that sort of thing. One thing that struck me while I watched </strong><em><strong>90 Day Fiancé</strong></em><strong> was how much it felt like a documentary. If you told me the show was just a documentary about people who are going through this specific visa process, rather than a “reality show,” I completely would have believed you. </strong>
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<strong>I think some of that comes from the filmmaking. But some of it also comes from what it expects us to feel as we watch it. </strong>
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That is the thing that shocks people the most. When people first hear about <em>90 Day Fiancé</em>, theyre like, “Okay, is it some sort of competition? Is it some sort of thing where people have to fall in love in 90 days?”
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<strong>Thats what I thought at first.</strong>
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Then you start watching and you realize that these are people who already loved each other and would be doing this without the show. They arent making their decisions because they want to be on a TV show — most of them, anyhow. In the later seasons, with some of them, youre definitely like, “Okay, this person just wanted to be on TV.”
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<strong>Theres always a moment on a long-running reality show when you can feel the show becoming self-aware, because the people on the show now were watching the show before they were cast. </strong>
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Yes. But with the <em>90 Day Fiancé</em> universe, because the show kind of peeks in at different moments [in couples lives], that doesnt really happen. You see them go through the visa process, and then you might not see that couple again until three years later, when theyre on <em>90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After</em>. That gives it a more natural feeling — “Im checking in on this family that I like, and they got married, and now they have three kids.”
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That kind of self-awareness can really go wrong. An example is the <a href="https://popculture.com/reality-tv/news/teen-mom-every-16-and-pregnant-spinoff-ever/"><em>Teen Mom</em></a> franchise. [<em>Teen Mom</em> is a spinoff from MTVs <em>16 and Pregnant</em>; both launched in 2009. <em>Teen Mom</em> now has four spinoffs of its own.] When the franchise first started, it was about 16-year-old girls who were going through stuff theyd never been through before. It was messy, and it was about their lives.
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But by the fifth season of <em>Teen Mom</em>, theyre girls who grew up watching reality TV and who understand how to manipulate the producers just as much as theyve been manipulated. On top of that, their children, who grew up on camera since they were on<em> 16 And Pregnant</em>, understand being on camera. You see these kids talking to the producers like theyre family members. The show becomes so much more staged. They understand how they should act on camera versus off camera. They start to understand their double consciousness.
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<q>“If America is a melting pot, <em>90 Day Fiancé</em> is when it reaches its boiling point”</q>
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With <em>90 Day Fiancé</em>, the producers are very good about allowing the people on the show to have boundaries in their lives. A lot of the people on the show do get into legal trouble or have personal issues. But the show is very clear that thats not what its about; its about exploring the K1 visa process. Its about exploring the idea and promise of the American dream, and what we make of it.
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Thats why its so good at showing that the American dream isnt all its cracked up to be. Its a show that says, “Yeah, people think America is great. And then they get here and they realize, Oh, now I live in Kentucky and we dont have clean water. What is this place? We cant even afford an apartment!” Its unflinching and doesnt really try to paint a better picture. I give it a lot of credit for that.
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I think thats why it does feel so much like a documentary, and why it has influenced documentary makers. In some ways, it elevates the genre of reality TV. If America is a melting pot, <em>90 Day Fiancé</em> is when it reaches its boiling point, where you see it all come together. They somehow managed to find a way to spin that off into 11 different versions of that stew, and they all taste great.
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<strong>When I watch the more Bravo-style reality shows, I know that when Im watching, they dont really want you to empathize with anyone. At best theres a character you might root for. But </strong><em><strong>90 Day Fiancé </strong></em><strong>definitely feels like its attempting to help you understand all the characters, to feel what its like to be them in this position.</strong>
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Yes. In the end, its a show about people who want love — who in some cases desperately want love — which puts people in this really vulnerable position. And somehow the producers and makers of the show find a way to treat it with such empathy and sympathy. You want these people to find the love they want. When theyre with people who you know they shouldnt be with, youre not like, “Oh, this is gonna be good drama.” Instead, youre just like, “No girl, you deserve better. Dont date him. Dont marry him. You should have someone else.”
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Its never a facetious thing, even when its like [<em>90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days s</em>eason twos] Angela and Michael — and I mean, those two have so many issues. Angela is a white woman from Georgia. Michael is her Nigerian lover. I think theyre probably one of the most famous examples from the show of how twisted American exceptionalism can be.
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Michael proudly says, “Im a Trump supporter! I want to go to America.” Angela is like, “Hes my Nigerian king. How can I be racist when I have him?” If I just was reading about them, I would be like, “What is happening here? What is this?”
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<q>“This is about how people love, what people are afraid of and love, how people change, how people grow”</q>
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And then when you watch their story, and you see Michael <em>does</em> love her. They have real issues — shes too old to have a child, theyre not sure if theyll be able to surrogate. Its way more empathetic than if it was just this Black guy who clearly has some internalized issues with racism and is trying to just get a visa. Its about so much more.
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Its about how he is going to carry on his legacy and honor his family when he knows he really does love this American woman. It just warms your heart, even though on paper, youd be like, “Oh, my God, this is terrible, its exploitative, and these people shouldnt be together<em>.”</em> But then when you watch it, youre like, “Oh, my gosh, no, Michael really does just want to help Angela take care of her horde of grandkids. That is his dream.”
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<img alt="A white woman and a Black man smile." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/mhtprhLuA-sUkEzd4HOk8p6x3MM=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/22489343/angelamichael.jpg"/> <cite>TLC</cite>
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Angela and Michael, who first appear in <em>90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days</em>,<em> s</em>eason two.
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<strong>Several people in the documentary world have told me that reality TV — particularly early shows like </strong><em><strong>The Real World</strong></em><strong> — taught people how to watch documentaries.</strong>
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I really think that that is true. Theres a phenomenon going on recently: We are seeing fewer documentary movies and more four- and five-part documentary series. And in some cases its warranted. When its something like <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2020/10/21/21525430/vow-finale-nxivm-interview-explained-raniere-noujaim-amer"><em>The Vow</em></a> and <em>Seduced</em>, series that get into deep topics, people dont just want to sit down for an hour and a half. With episodes, people feel as though theyre getting more information, theyre getting more in-depth, theyre getting a whole episode about this persons background story versus just the first 10 minutes of a film.
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And I think that mirrors how people watch reality TV shows. I never was a big fan of <em>The Real Housewives</em> and other shows like that because theres no longevity. You dont need to know what happened the previous season to care about what is happening in these peoples lives, because really, it has nothing to do with their real lives. Whereas with <em>90 Day Fiancé</em>, you have to know what happened in their lives before the show to see how they got there. You grow with them.
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I think weve seen that mirrored in the documentary space, where people realize you can allow more space for empathy. Theres a template people expect for documentary movies — this is what this is about, and by this point, I should have this type of closure. When its more open-ended, you dont get forced into that box. With series like <em>Murder on Middle Beach</em>,<em> Heavens Gate</em>,<em> </em>and<em> </em><a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/21417306/love-fraud-interview-review-showtime-ewing-grady"><em>Love Fraud</em></a>, they focus on empathy for the victims. They get into the villain, but without making it the villains story.
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And viewers have gotten more used to that because weve seen reality documentary series on TV change. Shows like <em>Hoarders</em> and <em>Intervention</em> have also grown. Ive been obsessed with <em>Hoarders</em> since it first came on the air. People would be like, “How can you watch that show? Its so exploitative. You know, theyre just making fun of these people with horrible homes.” But now they show you every step of the process: bringing in the family, the psychiatrists, the aftercare help that they get.
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Viewers have become more focused on whether what theyre watching is ethical. Is what Im watching fair? Is what Im watching giving me two sides of a story, or is it just trying to get me to root for a plot, or some sort of overall villain or story? I think reality TV has had a huge impact on that.
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And I love where we are in the documentary age. I am constantly just seeing new things Im excited about. I kind of wish we could go back and redo some of my favorite documentaries as four-part series, because you just get so much more.
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<strong>Okay, so: Tell me how this True/False program about </strong><em><strong>90 Day Fiancé</strong></em><strong> came together.</strong>
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Ive been such a fan of this festival and their programming for a long time. When my friend Amir [George, one of the festivals programmers], first hit me up, he was like, “Ashley, we want to do something really different this year.”
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And I was like, “First of all, what do you want from me? Because Im a TV person.” He said they wanted to look at the current surge of reality TV and how its changed over the last four years because of Trump, and the ways reality TV is starting to mirror documentary filmmaking. That was something that I had also seen.
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So I thought we could do an in-depth look at reality TV, and specifically<em> 90 Day Fiancé</em>. At how weve seen that exploration of exploitation influence not just reality TV, but also docuseries and true crime, with more people saying, “<a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/22272863/redhanded-true-crime-podcast-interview-hosts-suruthi-bala-hannah-maguire">Lets focus on victims stories</a>. Lets focus on <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/22240673/netflix-night-stalker-docuseries-frank-salerno-gil-carrillo">the untold stories</a> rather than focusing <a href="https://www.vox.com/22258961/netflix-the-ripper-review-yorkshire-ripper-documentary">on the murderer</a> or the serial killer or the victor.”
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Kenneth and Armando, the franchises first gay male couple, who appeared on <em>90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way.</em>
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<strong>So for people who might watch the program, since its online, what will they experience?</strong>
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Well be exploring how <em>90 Day Fiancé</em> has not only changed in the time its been on TV, but how its impacted the culture of documentary making, as well as the current reality TV landscape. How it became a ratings juggernaut, a powerful thing that could set the tone for the reality TV landscape.
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And well look at why its doing that in a positive way that gives us more reality, more capability, more empathy, than previous generations of reality TV like <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/22338679/keeping-up-with-the-kardashians-final-season-20-hulu">the Kardashian era</a> — or as I like to call it, the “fake it till you make it” era. Everyone knew Donald Trump had been bankrupt, but <em>The Apprentice</em> made some people believe, “No, hes a legit businessman, he knows business.” Thats not true. The Kardashians werent actually a conglomerate family thats done all these things — but now it is true, because they faked it until they made it.
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We cant really do that anymore with reality TV. People dont want to see the fake. So were going to be exploring that transition and how it happened under Trump and how the show reacted to it.
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Were also going to dig into some of the most pivotal moments in <em>90 Day Fiancé</em>, for people whove never watched the show and for people who are fans. Characters like <a href="https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/90-day-fiance-paul-and-karines-relationship-timeline/">Paul and Karine</a>, who really define why the show is so good — Paul, confessing that he was an arsonist and running into the woods. Angela and Michael, and how they have to explore interracial dynamics, how someone can move from Nigeria to the American South and not realize racism still exists in America; Michael literally had no idea until he had to talk to Americans.
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Well also look at <a href="https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-armando-rubio-kenneth-niedermeier-update/">Kenneth and Armando</a>, the shows first gay male couple. Theyre on <a href="https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-armando-rubio-kenneth-niedermeier-update/"><em>90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way</em></a>, a spinoff that shows Americans moving to other countries [to be with their partner]. Thats a pivot for the show, saying this isnt only about American exceptionalism. This is about how people love, what people are afraid of and love, how people change, how people grow.
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Well look at the moments on the show that hit on something important, special things that I think changed the landscape and made other reality shows go, “Thats what we need. Thats how you pull people in nowadays.” The glitz and glamour of seeing people on private jets, its gone<em>.</em>
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<em>A full guide to participating in Ray-Harriss Neither/Nor program </em><a href="https://truefalse.org/program/neither-nor/"><em>is available on the True/False website</em></a><em>. It will take place May 5-9, 2021.</em>
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<li><strong>Bill and Melinda Gatess divorce could rock the world of charity</strong> -
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Bill and Melinda Gates divorce will be closely watched, with possibly huge implications. | Getty Images for Global Citizen
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The billionaire couple is getting a divorce.
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Bill and Melinda Gates, the leaders of the worlds most venerated and powerful philanthropy, said on Monday that they were getting a divorce — an earthquake moment in the nonprofit sector.
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The billionaire couple sets the strategic vision for the $50 billion Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, which they co-founded and which spends more than $5 billion a year on causes like US education and worldwide disease eradication. Their divorce potentially has enormous implications for their work.
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The Gateses are Americas most famous billionaire philanthropists, with the power and profile to corral foreign governments, lobby for policy change, and <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/2020/5/13/21254870/bill-gates-coronavirus-giving-pledge-billionaires-gates-foundation">inspire other billionaires</a> to donate their money to charity. During the coronavirus pandemic, Bill Gates in particular has been one of the nations leading public health experts, appearing seemingly everywhere in the media and encouraging people to take the virus seriously.
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The couple made the surprise announcement in concurrent posts on their personal Twitter pages. Upon posting the announcement, Melinda Gates added her maiden name, French, to her Twitter profile, suggesting that she may use the full name “Melinda French Gates” going forward.
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In their <a href="https://twitter.com/BillGates/status/1389316412259270657">statement</a>, the Gateses said they would “continue our work together at the foundation.”
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“But we no longer believe we can grow together as a couple in this next phase of our lives.”
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A Gates Foundation spokesperson said that the philanthropy did not anticipate changes to its work. Both Bill Gates and Melinda Gates will remain co-chairs and trustees of the foundation in their name, a spokesman said.
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“They will continue to work together to shape and approve foundation strategies, advocate for the foundations issues, and set the organizations overall direction,” a Foundation spokesman said.
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Bill Gates founded Microsoft decades ago but has increasingly turned more and more to his charitable work, resigning from Microsofts board last year. Melinda Gates was an early employee at Microsoft herself and has been a hands-on presence for years at their foundation; she also has her own interest in womens issues that she coordinates through a separate outfit called Pivotal Ventures.
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Disentangling a fortune of this size — the Gates family, for instance, is <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/apr/05/bill-gates-climate-crisis-farmland#:~:text=Gates'%20achievement%2C%20according%20to%20the,helped%20him%20get%20that%20title.">the countrys largest private owner of farmland</a> — is sure to be complicated. The Gates family has a net worth over $100 billion, and their separation could set records for the largest divorce settlement to date. The largest settlement ever was recorded a few years ago when Jeff Bezos, the worlds wealthiest man, <a href="https://www.vox.com/2019/1/9/18175344/jeff-bezos-divorce-mackenzie-amazon-ceo">finalized a divorce</a> from MacKenzie Scott for about $36 billion.
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While a divorce proceeding is typically a private affair, given how important Bill and Melinda Gates are to the world, this separation could have massive consequences for public life.
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<li><strong>A majority of voters see an urgent need for police reform following the Chauvin verdict</strong> -
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A participant holds an End Police Brutality sign at a protest in August 2020. | Erik McGregor/LightRocket/Getty Images
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A new poll suggests the public is looking to Congress to act on police reform.
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A majority of American voters think the need for police reform is even more urgent in the wake of <a href="https://www.vox.com/2021/4/20/22387556/derek-chauvin-verdict-guilty-murder-manslaughter">former police officer Derek Chauvins conviction</a> for the murder of George Floyd, according to a <a href="https://www.filesforprogress.org/datasets/2021/4/dfp-vox-chauvin-trial.pdf">new Vox/Data For Progress poll</a>.
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In a survey fielded in the week after his conviction, 55 percent of likely voters said they felt this way, compared to 30 percent who said they believe there was no change in urgency, and 9 percent who said there was less urgency following the trial. The results differed significantly along partisan lines, with 77 percent of Democrats saying police reform was more urgent, and 50 percent of independents and 34 percent of Republicans saying the same.
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<a href="https://www.axios.com/chauvin-verdict-congress-police-reform-1b0472bf-67c8-4b69-9d82-d9e18d62d3e3.html">Previously, Axios has reported</a> that congressional aides felt the verdict helped alleviate pressure on lawmakers to take more action in the near term, because it was the result that many activists and voters supported. “An acquittal or mistrial involving the former police officer would have unleashed violence and days<strong> </strong>more of protests — and added bipartisan pressure to act on criminal and police reform,” <a href="https://www.axios.com/chauvin-verdict-congress-police-reform-1b0472bf-67c8-4b69-9d82-d9e18d62d3e3.html">Axioss Alayna Treene and Kadia Goba reported</a>. Large-scale demonstrations along those lines might have ramped up the public outcry even more. But as this poll indicates, even absent that, most people still view police reform as a vital issue that lawmakers need to address.
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The poll was conducted as lawmakers in Congress continue negotiations on police reform, and was fielded in two parts, between <a href="https://www.filesforprogress.org/datasets/2021/4/dfp-vox-attitudes-towards-police-reform-toplines.pdf">April 21 and 23</a>, with 1,438 likely voters, and <a href="https://www.filesforprogress.org/datasets/2021/4/dfp-vox-chauvin-trial.pdf">April 23 and 25</a>, with 1,189 likely voters. Both surveys have a 3 percentage point margin of error.
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<a href="https://www.vox.com/2021/5/2/22416155/tim-scott-optimistic-police-reform-senate">As Gabby Birenbaum wrote for Vox</a>, Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC), the lead Republican negotiator on police reform, signaled renewed optimism about a potential deal on the issue this Sunday. The main question now if a deal is reached, is how ambitious — or not — it actually is.
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Police reform has floundered in Congress for a year
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Congress has been here before. Just last year, Senate Democrats had rejected Republicans proposal for being too narrow, while GOP leaders argued that House Democrats legislation would unnecessarily curb police officers legal protections.
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This year, Scott, along with Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) and Rep. Karen Bass (D-CA), are spearheading efforts to find a bipartisan agreement. President Joe Biden has urged Congress to “find a consensus” on police reform by May 25, the anniversary of Floyds death, a date Bass has cited as a loose deadline as well.
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Although the existing Democratic and Republican proposals have a lot of differences, Scott has said that he hopes a potential compromise on qualified immunity, a legal shield that makes it tougher to sue police officers for wrongdoing, could lead to a deal. In his proposal, police departments, rather than individual officers, would bear the legal liability in incidents of wrongdoing, an attempt to deter such behavior that wouldnt put all the risk on the individual.
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“How do we change the culture of policing?” Scott said <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/transcript-sen-tim-scott-on-face-the-nation-may-2-2021/">during a <em>Face the Nation</em> appearance on Sunday</a>. “I think we do that by making the employer responsible for the actions of the employee. We do that with doctors. We do that with lawyers. We do that in most all of our industries. If we do that in law enforcement, the employer will change the culture. As opposed to having one officer change or not change, well have all officers transforming because the departments are taking on more of that burden.”
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That idea has already prompted some backlash from progressives, <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/21/politics/policing-reform-talks-congress-latest-negotiations/index.html">including Rep. Jamaal Bowman</a> (D-NY), though Scott is hoping he can eventually get both Democrats and Republicans on board.
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<a href="https://www.vox.com/22372342/police-reform-derek-chauvin">As an earlier Vox/DFP poll found in April</a>, a majority of likely voters back police reforms including bans on chokeholds and no-knock warrants, grants for body cameras, and changes to qualified immunity, in some cases by large margins.
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In <a href="https://www.filesforprogress.org/datasets/2021/4/dfp-vox-attitudes-towards-police-reform-toplines.pdf">the latest survey</a>, the support for curbing qualified immunity has stayed consistent, though far from overwhelming: 51 percent of those polled think people should be able to more easily sue police officers for actions theyve taken while on duty.
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The survey <a href="https://www.filesforprogress.org/datasets/2021/4/dfp-vox-chauvin-trial.pdf">also found</a> that 72 percent of people believed the Chauvin verdict was rightly decided, including 91 percent of Democrats, 72 percent of independents and 51 percent of Republicans. Polling conducted by other outlets following the trial also found strong support for some type of reform effort, though the questions were broader in scope: <a href="https://www.langerresearch.com/wp-content/uploads/1220a1PolicingandRacialJustice.pdf">In an ABC News/Washington Post survey</a>, 60 percent of people said lawmakers should hold the police accountable for the mistreatment of Black people, <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/27/politics/cnn-poll-chauvin-trial/index.html">and in a CNN survey</a>, 53 percent of people said policing needs major changes.
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Ultimately, <a href="https://theappeal.org/the-lab/polling-memos/voters-support-broad-reforms-to-scope-of-police-work-and-accountability-after-chauvin-verdict/">as</a> these polls revealed, most people are looking to lawmakers to do more, after Congress has stalled on the issue in the past.
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>COVID-19 surge | Indias FIH Pro League matches in Europe postponed</strong> - The Indian mens hockey team was scheduled to play against Spain on May 15 and 16, followed by the two-leg tie in Germany on May 23 and 24</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>IPL broadcaster supports BCCI move to indefinitely suspend league</strong> - Star India added that it was “indebted” to its employees, on-air talent, production and broadcast crews for delivering the broadcast to millions of houses in these challenging times</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>After IPL postponement, World T20 could be moved to UAE</strong> - While a final decision will be taken in a months time, it is understood that even the Indian cricket board is jittery about holding the 16-team tournament in October-November</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>BCCI suspends IPL 2021 after players test positive for COVID-19</strong> - “We have suspended the IPL for now. The new window will be worked out later on. A statement will follow soon,” IPL chairman Brijesh Patel said</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>IPL 2021 | CSK-RR match rescheduled after Balaji tests positive for COVID-19</strong> - All CSK playing members have tested negative during their scheduled RT-PCR tests.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Number of women MLAs in Assam Assembly declining</strong> - Its is six this time against a high of 14 in 2011</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>West Bengal post-poll violence: NCW takes suo motu cognisance of attacks on women</strong> - BJP leaders shared videos of the party office in Nandigram being ransacked as well as women supporters of the party being physically assaulted</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>ECI asks Bengal govt to give protection, counselling to Nandigram RO</strong> - Mamata has claimed that he did not order a recount of votes as he feared for his life</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Watch: DMK takes action against its men who vandalise Amma Unavagam</strong> - A video of Amma Unavagam being vandalised</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Mahajot members trade blame for Assam loss</strong> - While the AIUDF held the Congress responsible, the latter pointed to a division of votes by the Raijor Dal-Assam Jatiya Parishad</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Senior Swiss diplomat in Iran dies in fall from high-rise building</strong> - Iranian media report that the 51-year-old woman fell from the high-rise building where she lived.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Belgian farmer accidentally moves French border</strong> - The farmer moved a two-century-old border stone into French territory as it was blocking his tractor.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>G7: Foreign ministers discuss global threats at London summit</strong> - Foreign ministers hold their first face-to-face talks for two years, amid tight Covid restrictions.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Pandora says laboratory-made diamonds are forever</strong> - The worlds biggest jeweller says it will no longer use mined diamonds in a bid to become more sustainable.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Covid: French lockdown eased to help schools and travel</strong> - Most French secondary pupils return to class and a domestic travel ban is lifted.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Martians Andy Weir is back to form with Project Hail Mary</strong> - Some quick and spoiler-free thoughts on the new book, out today. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1761902">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>FDA reportedly plans to authorize Pfizers COVID vaccine for teens 12-15 in days</strong> - Pfizer previously reported the vaccine was safe and effective in adolescents. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1762150">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Epic vs. Apple opening arguments suggest a bitter battle over iOS future</strong> - Epic says its “suing for change.” Apple says Epic “just doesnt want to pay.” - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1762079">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Yet another Google AI leader has defected to Apple</strong> - He will work under John Giannandrea, who also left Google for Apple. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1762074">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Ajit Pai joins American Enterprise Institute and a firm that invests in ISPs</strong> - Post-FCC Pai will apparently keep pushing deregulation of broadband industry. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1762057">link</a></p></li>
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<li><strong>So there was an assassin who charged $10,000 a bullet</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF -->
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A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says,
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“Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?”
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“Yup.”
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“What if you miss?”
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He looks at the man, deadly serious. “I dont miss…”
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“Okay, well Ive got $20,000. I just found out my wife is having an affair with my best friend. Theyre at the motel together right now.”
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“Lets go,” the assassin says. So they drive to a store across the street from the motel and climb up on the roof. The assassin takes out his rifle and attaches the scope.
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“Theyre in room 21. I want you to shoot her in the head, and I want you to blow his dick off.” The assassin looks through his scope. He keeps staring for several minutes, not taking the shot.
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“Well? What are you waiting for!?” the husband asks. “Hold on a minute,” said the assassin, “I may be able to save you 10 grand.”
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<li><strong>Can we ban “yo momma” jokes from this sub? Theyre old, stupid and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF -->
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Just like yo mamma
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<li><strong>During interviews he seems like such a nice guy, but the actor who plays Wolverine is a real phoney</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF -->
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Its a huge act, man..
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