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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Elusive Promise of a Real 2024 Republican Race Against Donald Trump</strong> - On the Nikki Haley scenario and the eternal optimism of a New Year. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-bidens-washington/the-elusive-promise-of-a-real-2024-republican-race-against-donald-trump">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How the Biden Administration Defends Its Israel Policy</strong> - Isaac Chotiner interviews John Kirby, the strategic-communications coördinator for the National Security Council, about the Biden Administrations policy on Israel. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/how-the-biden-administration-defends-its-israel-policy">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Did Nikki Haley Lose Her Nerve?</strong> - The former U.N. Ambassador has been gaining ground on Donald Trump. But, at the fifth Republican debate, she remained stuck in a race for second place. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/did-nikki-haley-lose-her-nerve">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Deadly Challenges of War Coverage in Gaza</strong> - Clarissa Ward, the first Western reporter to enter Gaza without an I.D.F. escort since October 7th, has faced accusations of pro-Israel bias even as she strives to highlight Arab suffering. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-communications/the-deadly-challenges-of-war-coverage-in-gaza">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How Israels Inspection Process Is Obstructing Aid Delivery</strong> - Senator Chris Van Hollen describes what he witnessed on the Egypt-Gaza border. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/how-israels-inspection-process-is-obstructing-aid-delivery">link</a></p></li>
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<li><strong>The fight over plagiarism is the harbinger of a messy new era</strong> -
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How plagiarism became the latest weapon in the culture wars.
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Plagiarism accusations are being wielded like weapons right now — and the multi-headed plagiarism controversy involving Claudine Gay, Bill Ackman and his wife, and Business Insider is a particularly bizarre one.
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It began with Gay, who <a href="https://www.vox.com/24025151/claudine-gay-harvard-resignation-conservative-culture-war">stepped down from her position as Harvards president</a>, ostensibly because critics found instances of (real) plagiarism in her work, but really because people didnt like her congressional testimony on antisemitism at Harvard. Shortly thereafter, Business Insider published accusations of <a href="https://www.businessinsider.com/neri-oxman-plagiarize-wikipedia-mit-dissertation-2024-1">plagiarism against designer and former MIT professor Neri Oxman</a>. Oxman is married to Bill Ackman, a major Harvard donor who <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/12/business/bill-ackman-harvard-antisemitism.html">vocally participated</a> in a public campaign led by right-wing activists against Gay. Ackman, in response, <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1743792224020619450">announced</a> that he would be launching his own plagiarism investigation into every person currently serving on MITs faculty, administration, and board.
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<em>[Related:</em><em><strong> </strong></em><a href="https://www.vox.com/24025151/claudine-gay-harvard-resignation-conservative-culture-war"><em><strong>The culture war came for Claudine Gay — and isnt done yet</strong></em></a><em>]</em>
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Very few people involved in the mudslinging seem to cherish longstanding commitments to academic integrity, but they are more than willing to act as though they care about plagiarism a lot — or, alternatively, that plagiarism is no big deal — when it serves their political purposes.
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As this latest battle of our neverending culture wars rages, its worth taking a step back and looking at some basic principles. Why is plagiarism a big deal? What does it mean to argue about it?
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What even <em>is</em> plagiarism, anyway?
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Plagiarism has no straightforward and universal definition
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Well start with a basic working definition.
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“Plagiarism is the use of someone elses words or ideas without giving them credit,” says Susan Blum, an anthropology professor at Notre Dame and the author of <a href="https://www.cornellpress.cornell.edu/book/9780801476617/my-word/#bookTabs=1"><em>My Word! Plagiarism and College Culture</em></a>. “But when you actually operationalize, thats where this slipperiness comes in.”
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Most people agree that its straightforwardly plagiarism to copy and paste someone elses work whole cloth and slap your own name on it. Most people also agree that its plagiarism to copy someone elses sentences or phrases, whether were talking about a middle school essay, a doctoral dissertation, or a newspaper article.
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But what happens if those phrases are clichés? What if theyre definitions? What if theyre widely accepted facts phrased in commonly used language? What if were not even talking about words but about a specific chord progression or a bit of software coding? It gets tricky fast.
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“We all think we are talking about the same thing when we say the word, plagiarism, but that isnt necessarily the case,” <a href="https://drsaraheaton.wordpress.com/2024/01/07/plagiarism-witch-hunts-cause-harm/">writes Sarah Eaton in a blog post</a>. Eaton is an education professor at the University of Calgary who studies academic ethics. “From my research, I can say with certainty that there is no singular or universally accepted definition of plagiarism.”
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One of the biggest variations we see in how people talk about plagiarism comes from the different conventions in different disciplines within academia. Blum says that after she published <em>My Word</em> in 2009, academics in quantitative fields like engineering would tell her that it was common in their areas for people to plagiarize large chunks of their literature reviews. In these disciplines, what counted was the originality of your own research, not the originality of your summary of other peoples research.
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Blum found this shocking. If a substantial part of someones work is expository, she says, “I would expect them — especially a professor — to follow the professional forms of citation.”
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The distinction Blums engineer is making between plagiarizing your literature review, which he says doesnt matter, and plagiarizing your research, which he says does matter, echoes a larger distinction between how academics think about plagiarism and how many others, including journalists, think about plagiarism.
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In journalism, its common for outlets to report on the same story, and they dont always credit the outlet that broke it in the first place. “You cant claim to own the news,” says Rod Hicks, the director of ethics and diversity at the Society of Professional Journalists.
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Hicks argues that, for a journalist, its hard to prove a plagiarism claim that doesnt involve someone using your language verbatim. For an academic, on the other hand, plagiarism claims are most serious when they involve stealing other peoples research and ideas. For what its worth, thats not what either Gay or Oxman have been accused of. Everyone agrees their ideas and research were original — its their words that werent.
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Meanwhile, theres also a widespread understanding that if you do enough nonfiction writing, youll end up with some sort of error of attribution somewhere in your work. Ackman, <a href="https://www.businessinsider.com/neri-oxman-plagiarize-wikipedia-mit-dissertation-2024-1">who called plagiarism “very serious”</a> when talking about the charges against Gay, seemed to change his mind after his wife was accused of similar plagiarism.
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“It is a near certainty that authors will miss some quotation marks and fail to properly cite or provide attribution for another author on at least a modest percentage of the pages of their papers,” <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1743792224020619450">Ackman posted on X</a>. “The plagiarism of today can be best understood by comparison to spelling mistakes prior to the advent of spellcheck.” (In Ackmans analogy, the new spellchecks are the <a href="https://www.vox.com/2023/4/28/23702644/artificial-intelligence-machine-learning-technology">AI</a> filters that can read for plagiarism.)
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“I worked as a proofreader for a long time, and I have never seen something published without errors,” says Blum. “Theres almost always some kind of error, especially in the bibliography. If youre going to reduce all of professional writing ethics to something mechanical like this, you are bound to turn up a lot of instances of error.”
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The fact that a certain number of errors are unavoidable does not mean that all academics accept the level of plagiarism Gay committed as normal. In an article for the Atlantic, Ian Bogost ran his own dissertation through <a href="http://ithenticate.com">iThenticate</a>, one of the new AI plagiarism filters. The filter at first told Bogost that 74 percent of his dissertation was copied — but after Bogost went through each match in his similarity score, he found that most of them were from iThenticate comparing his dissertation to a book he wrote based on his dissertation. Once Bogost had eliminated the bogus errors, his similarity score went down to zero.
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“Does this imply that Gays record is unusual among professors? Not in and of itself,” <a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2024/01/plagiarism-war-claudine-gay/677020/">Bogost wrote</a>. “But it does at least refute the case that this was nothing more than academic jaywalking, or, in its purest straw-man form, that <em>everybody does it</em>.”
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Bogost is gesturing at one of the arguments that emerged on the left after Gay was accused of plagiarism: an argument over whether what Gay did was incredibly common and hence no big deal, or whether it was straightforward plagiarism that should be taken very seriously.
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The split went all the way down to the sources from whom Gay copied. One of them, Gays old lab mate D. Stephen Voss, <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/why-some-academics-are-reluctant-to-call-claudine-gay-a-plagiarist">compared Gays infraction</a> to “driving fifty-seven miles per hour on a fifty-five-mile-per-hour highway”: technically against the rules, but nothing so egregious that it deserves outsized punishment. Meanwhile, Carol Swain, whose work was also copied by Gay, publicly called for Gay to be fired and announced she was considering her legal options. “I dont know what to make of the scores of black and white professors who have either redefined plagiarism or stated that Gays misappropriation of their work is fine and dandy with them,” <a href="https://twitter.com/carolmswain/status/1735833763278434535">Swain posted on X</a>.
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The debate here speaks to the murky way that the accusations against Gay emerged. Gay certainly copied from other people. But Christopher Rufo, the conservative activist who brought the accusations to light, is the same guy <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-inquiry/how-a-conservative-activist-invented-the-conflict-over-critical-race-theory">who stirred up the crusade against critical race theory</a>, and he openly did so as part of <a href="https://www.vox.com/24025151/claudine-gay-harvard-resignation-conservative-culture-war">a larger conservative battle against elite colleges</a>. Under those circumstances, for the left to join the calls for Gay to step down could feel like playing into the hands of the right. On the other hand — well, she does seem to have plagiarized, whether you consider this case to be a technicality or not. So how do you handle that?
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If history is our guide, the academy should respond in earnest. Blum points to the case of historian Doris Kearns Goodwin, who in 2002 was ousted from the Pulitzer board and from her position as a regular guest on <em>PBS NewsHour</em> over <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2002/mar/06/internationaleducationnews.humanities">a plagiarism scandal</a>. Goodwin blamed the problem on her habit of transcribing quotes out longhand from other sources and then getting confused when she assembled her notes into a book.
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“She was found guilty of forgetting the quotation marks around quotations,” says Blum. “Because she was not following proper citation guidelines, she was punished. I mean, shes rehabilitated, its not fatal. But it was tangible.”
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New technology has made plagiarism accusations easier to come by than ever before
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It seems almost accidental that Rufo and his right-wing allies went with plagiarism as their weapon of choice.
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“Any activist campaign has three points of leverage: reputational, financial and political,” Rufo explained in a <a href="https://www.wsj.com/articles/how-we-squeezed-harvard-claudine-gay-firing-dei-antisemitism-culture-war-a6843c4c">Wall Street Journal op-ed</a>. “For some institutions, one point of leverage is enough, but, for a powerful one such as Harvard, the squeeze must work across multiple angles.” The plagiarism accusations were just leverage that happened to be particularly easy to acquire.
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Plagiarism accusations are easier to come by now because of the rise of AI plagiarism detectors, which make it easy to comb through decades worth of text and compare it to a vast library of existing work. Ironically, those detectors themselves were built by what might be considered plagiarism. (“As far as I can tell, [AI is] just stealing,” <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/23916182/fran-lebowitz-interview">Fran Lebowitz told Vox in October</a>.)
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We know for sure that Open AIs ChatGPT was trained on a vast corpus that apparently includes pirated texts. Multiple high-profile authors have now <a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2023/09/20/john-grisham-george-rr-martin-other-prominent-authors-sue-openai.html">sued Open AI for copyright infringement</a>, including Jonathan Franzen and George R.R. Martin. In December, <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/27/business/media/new-york-times-open-ai-microsoft-lawsuit.html">the New York Times sued OpenAI as well</a>, arguing that ChatGPT is responsible for the “unlawful copying and use of The Timess uniquely valuable works.”
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This argument has persisted for a long time. In 2007, <a href="https://www.tuftsdaily.com/article/2008/03/after-the-dismissal-of-turnitin-com-lawsuit-by-district-court-web-site-will-continue-to-exist">a group of students sued the early plagiarism detector Turnitin</a>, alleging that it was plagiarizing their work. Turnitin, after all, works by archiving every student paper thats uploaded to run through its filter, and then it charges schools for the use of that archive. The students argued — unsuccessfully — that Turnitin was making money from their intellectual property without their permission.
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Blum says that every era has its own panic about how innovations are endangering intellectual property. “When I first started looking into plagiarism, there was a lot of stuff about how students didnt have to go to the library anymore and copy things by hand. You could just scrape it off the internet and insert it,” she recalls. “There was a lot of discomfort about this new technology.”
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Word processing and <a href="https://www.vox.com/google">Google</a>, a lethal combination, made language infinitely copyable and plagiarism incredibly easy to do, both intentionally and accidentally. Academia had to alter the way it thought about plagiarism to keep pace with the new tools. It developed new tools of its own, like Turnitin, and <a href="https://www.plagiarismtoday.com/2017/05/30/5-ways-the-internet-changed-plagiarism/">started spending more time on classroom conversations</a> about how serious plagiarism is.
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Today, one of the great innovations of <a href="https://www.wired.com/story/how-chatgpt-works-large-language-model/">AIs large language models like ChatGPT</a> is that they have made text into something not just copyable but synthesizable. The technology of the moment is manipulating texts in ways with which our current ethical frameworks are not built to reckon.
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We dont have precedents to tell us how to think about whether or not it is plagiarism to take every book ever written and use it to teach a neural network how to talk. We dont have blueprints for dealing with what it means for someone to be able to go through your entire lifes work with a fine-tooth comb in a matter of days.
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Our systems arent set up to deal with these problems, but these problems are also not going to go away. Our new tools are available to both good-faith and bad-faith actors, and that means we are at the beginning of a very messy new era indeed.
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<li><strong>In Taiwans high-stakes elections, China is the loser</strong> -
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Beijing has branded incoming president Lai Ching-te a “troublemaker” for his pro-sovereignty stance.
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Taiwans election results are in, and voters chose Lai Chiang-te in a three-way race as the candidate who best represented what theyre looking for in a leader — that is, the status quo.
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Lai, the current vice president and head of the ruling Democratic Progressive Party, declared victory Saturday with<a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2024-taiwan-election/"> just over 40 percent of the vote</a>, crowding out his opponents, Hou Yu-ih of the Kuomintang (KMT) and Ko Wen-je of the Taiwan Peoples Party. Its the first time in Taiwans <a href="https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/polls-open-taiwans-critical-elections-watched-closely-by-china-2024-01-13/">democratic history that a political party has won a third term in office</a> — and Lai has repeatedly told voters hell preserve outgoing President Tsai Ing-wens <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy">policies</a> to preserve Taiwans democratic system and its sovereignty. While we dont know what <a href="https://www.vox.com/china">China</a>s response will be or when it will happen, there is expectation among some China experts that it will be “assertive”.
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Though Taiwanese voters have a variety of concerns — including economic and social priorities — the primary question in a presidential election is how each candidate will manage relations with China, which claims Taiwan as its own. Though Lai is not specifically calling for independence from the mainland, both his predecessors stance and some of his past comments in favor of independence have gotten him branded a “troublemaker” by Beijing.
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The Chinese Communist Party has harbored the hope that Taiwan, where the nationalist <a href="https://www.britannica.com/topic/Nationalist-Party-Chinese-political-party">Kuomintang fled following the Chinese civil war in 1949 and 1950</a>, would unify with the mainland and accept CCP rule. Lais win means that goal — at least by peaceful means, under the islands own volition — is still quite far away, if it is to happen at all.
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During Tsais eight-year tenure, Taiwan asserted its independence from the mainland by strengthening its relationship with the US, to the ire of Chinese President Xi Jinping. Though the US was already Taiwans main security partner, more symbolic acts like former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosis visit to the island in 2022 and<a href="https://www.vox.com/world-politics/2023/4/1/23665178/taiwan-president-americas-china-tsai-ing-wen"> Tsais trip to the United States last April </a>infuriated Beijing, which <a href="https://chinapower.csis.org/analyzing-chinas-response-to-taiwan-president-tsai-ing-wen-transit/#:~:text=After%20Tsai's%20transit%20concluded%2C%20Chairman,to%20engage%20in%20targeted%20coercion.">in both instances</a> performed military drills in Taiwans vicinity and enacted punitive diplomatic measures.
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Though China has not yet responded to Lais win, Beijing has said that the election was illegitimate, given that it sees Taiwan as part of the mainland. China also attempted to <a href="https://www.politico.eu/article/china-bombards-taiwan-with-fake-news-ahead-of-election/">spread disinformation in favor of Hou</a>, the KMT candidate, which it sees as more deferential to the mainland.
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Lai won with only 40 percent of the vote, and<a href="https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/polls-open-taiwans-critical-elections-watched-closely-by-china-2024-01-13/"> the DPP has lost its parliamentary majority</a>, indicating that voters feel some measure of frustration, likely regarding social issues like the <a href="https://www.vox.com/economy">economy</a> and high cost of living.
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Still, “I think the main headline is continuity over change,” Andrew Scobell, a distinguished fellow with the China program at the US Institute of Peace, told Vox.
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<strong>What Lais win means for Taiwans standing in the world</strong>
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Tsais tenure saw the loss of some of the islands diplomatic allies — countries that had ties with Taipei rather than Beijing. Her 2023 trip to the Americas included stops not only in Washington, but in Latin American countries like Guatemala, too, in an attempt to protect those relationships from Beijings economic diplomacy. That policy has drawn Costa Rica, Panama, the Dominican Republic, El Salvador, and Nicaragua into <a href="https://www.fpri.org/article/2023/10/honduras-ditches-taiwan-for-china/">Chinas diplomatic orbit over the past 16 years</a>.
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China has often engaged in economic coercion in some form or another, whether its to <a href="https://www.fpri.org/article/2023/10/honduras-ditches-taiwan-for-china/">encourage cash-strapped Latin American and Caribbean nations to recognize Beijing</a>, or to tacitly control important infrastructure in <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/25/world/asia/china-sri-lanka-port.html">places like Sri Lanka</a>.
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Efforts to turn Taiwans remaining diplomatic allies are likely to continue under Lai — but so are Taiwans efforts to cultivate powerful friends.
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Taiwan under Tsai shored up its relationship with the United States, as well as creating closer ties with Japan and European nations; all three candidates emphasized the importance of the US-Taiwan relationship, with little daylight on their foreign policy.
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Where Lai broke away with his competitors, and particularly Hou, was in his framing of Fridays election as a choice “between democracy and autocracy,” as David Sacks, a fellow for Asia studies at the Council on Foreign Relations said <a href="https://www.cfr.org/event/virtual-media-briefing-elections-taiwan">in a panel discussion Wednesday</a>.
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All the candidates indicated that they would continue Taiwans defense partnership with the US and would would increase the islands defense budget, which currently stands at $19.1 billion, or 2.6 percent of GDP, indicating, as Sacks said, broad agreement that relying on dialogue with Beijing or Xis “goodwill” isnt enough to keep China from trying to take the island by force. While Lai signaled that hell raise that percentage, its not yet clear by how much.
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“The Tsai administration has gotten much more serious about how Taiwan can best defend itself against China,” Scobell said. “Theyre grappling with, How do we stop China from landing on Taiwan? But if they end up getting there, thinking of how Taiwan can resist.”
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Thats not to say that cross-strait dialogue is out of the question under Lai, Sacks said.
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“Its certainly not like he doesnt want dialogue with Beijing, he said that the door is open and hes willing to talk on an equal footing.” However, “I dont think its unfair to say that his top priority is really strengthening ties to the United States, Japan, and other democracies. And cross-strait communication is something thats nice to have, but not something that you must have.”
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<strong>Though foreign policy is important, its not the only issue voters care about</strong>
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The economy and cost of living are also important to Taiwanese voters, though perhaps less so than the existential threat of war or takeover by China.
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Taiwan is dealing with a serious real estate crunch, as Margaret Lewis, a law professor at Seton Hall who focuses on human rights in China and Taiwan, told Wednesdays panel. “Younger voters [are] more concerned about things like the price of housing,” Lewis said. “Its very expensive to buy housing. So theres talk about sort of preferential loans to first-time homebuyers, especially under a certain age.”
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Lai has pledged to increase the number of affordable housing units under the plan outlined by Tsai, as well as building new housing units and encouraging further participation in a government-sponsored subsidy program for landlords, according to <a href="https://focustaiwan.tw/politics/202309290019">Focus Taiwan</a>.
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Another problem is Taiwans sluggish economy; wages have failed to increase with the cost of living, and Chinas economic retribution — <a href="https://time.com/6336441/taiwan-presidental-election-william-lai-profile/">banning key exports</a> and <a href="https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/taiwan-allow-chinese-tourists-business-people-visit-again-2023-08-24/">banning Chinese tourism to the island</a> in an effort to both punish Taiwan and encourage residents to favor more dialogue and cooperation with the mainland — is likely to continue after Lais win.
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Taiwan must also diversify its economy away from its focus on semiconductors, of which it is the worlds largest manufacturer. As Voxs <a href="https://www.vox.com/world-politics/2024/1/6/24026992/taiwan-china-president-war-xi-jinping-asia-semiconductors-chips"><strong>Joshua Keating</strong></a><strong> </strong>wrote earlier this month:
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“The worlds reliance on these chips is so great that it has sometimes been called Taiwans silicon shield. The idea is that the global economy, very much including China itself, is simply too reliant on Taiwan-made semiconductors to risk any action that might take the supply offline. But as the invasion of Ukraine has shown, countries can be willing to incur severe economic costs to accomplish what they see as major geopolitical goals — and reunification is about as fundamental as it gets for China.”
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Ultimately, the economy is not just a domestic issue but a foreign policy and cross-strait issue, too — which points back to relations with China as Taiwans main concern. And Lais democratic and sovereignty bonafides are certain to garner an angry response from China, on multiple fronts.
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Though Scobell predicts an “assertive response” to Lais win on Beijings side, he said its likely to happen in the coming weeks or months, not in the next few days.
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“Were going to see a reaction from China; the question is, when and how,” Scobell said. “Whereas five, 10, 15 years ago, it was fairly predictable — the kinds of things that Beijing would do. But I think its increasingly difficult to predict what is going to happen and when its likely to happen.”
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<li><strong>The US and UK hit Houthi targets in Yemen. It probably wont stop Red Sea attacks.</strong> -
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Its an escalation in the region, but were not actually headed to outright war with Iran.
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The United States and the United Kingdom on Thursday night launched strikes against targets in Yemen used by Houthi rebels to antagonize the global shipping industry in the Red Sea, raising fears of further escalation of the simmering conflict in the Middle East over <a href="https://www.vox.com/israel">Israel</a>s war in <a href="https://www.vox.com/2018/11/20/18080046/gaza-palestine-israel">Gaza</a>.
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The strikes, <a href="https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/u-s-led-yemen-strikes-heighten-risk-of-broader-middle-east-conflict-aedb0006">which were followed up by an additional, smaller salvo against a radar site Saturday</a>,<strong> </strong>were the most significant action the US has taken against the Houthis — a militant group in control of much of northern Yemen, who are funded and trained by <a href="https://www.vox.com/iran">Iran</a>, and who sympathize with the <a href="https://www.vox.com/palestine">Palestinian</a> cause — thus far. Their Red Sea operations, they say, are protesting Israels war in Gaza, which has killed more than 23,000 Palestinians so far. In other words, the US/UK strikes are both part of and responding to the ongoing regional conflict that has included operations like targeted US attacks in Iraq and Syria for months. And as Thursdays strikes demonstrate, that ongoing conflict shows little sign of slowing.
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US officials said the airstrikes, as well as missiles launched from ships and at least one Tomahawk cruise missile launched from a submarine, hit 60 targets, including Houthi weapons depots, drone and missile launch sites, and radar outposts. “These targets were very specifically selected for minimizing the risk of collateral damage,” a senior Pentagon official told reporters Thursday night. “We were absolutely not targeting civilian population centers. We were going after very specific [capabilities] in very specific locations with precision munitions.”
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Houthi attacks on commercial vessels have been ongoing since mid-November, and have had serious effects on global trade. They have successfully deterred shipping giants like Maersk from traveling through the Red Sea and Suez Canal, an important route for trade between Asia and Western countries. The group claims it only targets ships headed to or affiliated with Israel to protest that countrys war in Gaza, <a href="https://apnews.com/article/yemen-houthi-rebels-red-sea-attacks-israel-f820b848eb76fa3ecc8056ca332cabae">though it seems to be abandoning that principle as the attacks continue</a>. The Houthis have carried out at least 27 attacks since November 19, and though they dont typically cause casualties or damage, many companies have deemed the Red Sea route too risky and chosen to take the longer, more expensive route around Africas Cape of Good Hope, driving up prices for consumer goods. The US began threatening retaliatory strikes against the Houthis over the past week, after the group ignored a “final warning” from the US, and continued its attacks on ships.
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In addition to the UK, Australia, Bahrain, Canada, and the Netherlands also took part in coordinating the strikes, though their roles in the operation are not yet clear. But regional partners, including Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates, <a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/1/12/world-reacts-to-us-uk-attacks-on-houthi-targets-in-yemen">expressed concern about maintaining stability</a> in the region and the possibility that the situation could spiral even more out of control. Some within the US government, like Reps. Ro Khanna (D-CA) and Val Hoyle (D-OR) questioned the constitutionality of the move, and Jeremy Corbyn, former leader of the UKs Labour Party, denounced it. The US Department of Defense has not yet released information about casualties and continues to assess the success of the strikes. The <a href="https://apnews.com/article/yemen-houthis-us-ship-attacks-bombing-red-sea-iran-cc06d9186a00d1f22bea6b9c14dda12a">Houthis claim</a> the attacks killed five of their troops and wounded six others.
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The Houthis, for their part, have promised to retaliate, saying that “all US, UK interests have become legitimate targets.’” And according to <a href="https://www.wilsoncenter.org/person/james-f-jeffrey">James Jeffrey</a>, chair of the Middle East Program at the Wilson Center and former special envoy to the Global Coalition to Defeat ISIS, while Thursdays strikes hit some significant targets, “they certainly didnt take down the <a href="https://elinkeu.clickdimensions.com/m/1/82424616/p1-t24012-ec7deb5fa66842b68f60714d131079a6/1/1/1">Houthis ability</a> to launch these attacks into the Red Sea.”
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So while there might not be a risk of confrontation between the US and Iran, there are likely more — and potentially larger — tit-for-tat attacks to come.
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Expect continued, simmering hostilities in the future — but not an all-out war
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While the strikes represent an escalation on the part of the US and its allies — marking a move from rhetoric to violence — they are unlikely to lead to a full-fledged war with the Houthis, or their sponsors in Iran, and may not change the reality on the water. The Houthis could continue to antagonize ships in the Red Sea, despite the known consequences, because they have much to gain by doing so — and little to lose, <a href="https://www.csis.org/people/jon-b-alterman">Jon Alterman</a>, director of the Middle East Program at the Center for Strategic and International Studies, told Vox.
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“Its hard to [eliminate targets] that the Houthis find valuable,” he said. “You can spend a lot of money trying to destroy some very cheap installations.”
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Whats more, the US-led strike (and any future actions against the group) can be interpreted as the Houthis being elevated on the global stage, giving them a legitimacy and prestige they previously lacked. That symbolic victory is only strengthened by the perception among<a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/1/12/world-reacts-to-us-uk-attacks-on-houthi-targets-in-yemen"> some supporters of Palestine</a> and the <a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/1/12/world-reacts-to-us-uk-attacks-on-houthi-targets-in-yemen">Palestinian Islamic Jihad </a>that the Houthis are the only force willing to take big risks on behalf of the Palestinian cause. “Theyve become consequential when few other groups are, and theyve done it from a pretty low base,” Alterman said.
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A large part of the reason Thursdays strikes probably wont lead to an all-out war with Iran, according to <a href="https://www.crisisgroup.org/who-we-are/people/ali-vaez">Ali Vaez</a>, the Iran director at the International Crisis Group, is that “there is only so far [Irans] command and control extend across its network.” Whereas <a href="https://www.vox.com/world-politics/2023/10/28/23935157/hezbollah-lebanon-israel-hamas-palestine-gaza-iran-militia-group">Hezbollah in Lebanon</a> is in lock-step with the <a href="https://www.cfr.org/backgrounder/irans-revolutionary-guards">Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps</a>, theres a spectrum of control that Iran has over its proxy groups. “It has the least amount of control of the Houthis,” Vaez said. And with its actions in the Red Sea, the Houthis are establishing themselves on their own terms, “painting themselves not as Iranian proxies,” Alterman said.
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Iran has no appetite for an expanded conflict, Vaez said. But looking out over the wider region over the past week, its clear that lower-level conflict is already occurring on several fronts — in the Red Sea, in Lebanon, and in Iraq. So rather than Israels war in Gaza leading to a larger war between global and regional powers, it currently seems more likely the conflict could take the shape of “open-ended hostilities that you cant find a reason to stop,” Alterman said.
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<em><strong>Update, January 13, 11:27 am ET:</strong></em><em> This story has been updated to include details of further attacks by the US and UK. </em>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>PAK vs NZ, 2nd T20I | New Zealand beats Pakistan by 21 runs, leads 5-match series 2-0</strong> - Pakistan stumbled in the second half of its innings and was bowled out for 173 in the 20th over</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Indian shooters pick up more gold in Jakarta</strong> - India has won 32 medals, making this tournament the countrys successful outing in the continental tournament</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Australian Open tennis | Novak Djokovic launches bid for Grand slam history against qualifier</strong> - Womens second seed Aryna Sabalenka starts her own title defence in sunny Melbourne, while mens fifth seed Andrey Rublev is also in action.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Rejuvenation of twin lakes near Katpadi will be completed in six months: Duraimurugan</strong> - Spread over 100 acres, the twin lakes are separated by a narrow channel. Each lake, on an average, can store 35 mcft of water.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Need united stand against Centres unfriendly policies, says K.N. Balagopal</strong> - Finance Minister welcomes Oppositions decision to accept CMs invitation for talks on Monday</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Maldives asks India to withdraw troops by March 15</strong> - According to the latest government figures, there are 88 Indian military personnel in the Maldives</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Karnataka government should not delay pensions for the old and needy: H.D. Kumaraswamy</strong> - The former Chief Minister cited a shocking incident where a senior citizen crawled for five km to seek her pension</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Queen Margrethe: Will abdication cause a ripple effect?</strong> - Nordic monarchies are known to embrace modernity. Abdication was one of the few customs they resisted - until now.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Boris Akunin: Russia designates author foreign agent</strong> - The Kremlin labels the bestselling author, Boris Akunin, a foreign agent over his stance on Ukraine.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Matteo Salvini: Italian deputy PM takes stand in migrant kidnap trial</strong> - Matteo Salvini said he acted in the national interest by banning a rescue ship from docking in Italy.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Gabriel Attal: Youngest French PM hopes to revive Macrons government</strong> - Frances youngest PM is already popular with the public but how long will the honeymoon period last?</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Huge fire rips through warehouse in Russia</strong> - Hundreds of firefighters battled to put out the blaze at the Wildberries warehouse in St Petersburg.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Would Luddites find the gig economy familiar?</strong> - Luddites were hardly the anti-tech dullards historians have painted them to be. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1995716">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>CDC reports dips in flu, COVID-19, and RSV—though levels still very high</strong> - The dips may be due to holiday lulls and CDC is monitoring for post-holiday increase. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1995823">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Reddit must share IP addresses of piracy-discussing users, film studios say</strong> - Reddit says First Amendment rights protect it from having to disclose users info. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1995738">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Space Force is changing the way it thinks about spaceports</strong> - Theres not much available real estate to grow Cape Canaverals launch capacity. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1995665">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>COVID shots protect against COVID-related strokes, heart attacks, study finds</strong> - Data provides more evidence older people should stay up to date on COVID vaccines. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1995767">link</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</h1>
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“Would you mind pouring that bottle of cider into a bowl?” asks the little girl. “I got a thorn in my finger at recess.”
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Confused, the teacher pours the cider into a bowl. The girl dips her hand into the cider, and screams. “Ouch! The cider is making it worse!”
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“Why would you think dipping your hand into apple cider would make the pain go away?” asks the teacher.
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“Because,” says the girl, “last weekend, when my sister came home from college, I overheard her saying that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she cant wait to get it in cider!”
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A father and his 7 yr. old son are standing in line at the bank. The little boy notices a rather large lady wearing a yellow raincoat in line of front of them. The boy tells his dad that lady is big as a truck, the father whispers to his son that it isnt nice to say that people are big. He asks the little boy to be nice. Just after he says this, the ladys pager goes off. The little boy screams out really loud. “Watch out - Dad - she is backing up” .
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/4mla4speed"> /u/4mla4speed </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1966m4g/watch_out/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1966m4g/watch_out/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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Shocked and offended, the couple say to the kid we gave you a place to stay and this is what you do. And why couldnt you do it in your own room?
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The student replied im sorry, i thought this is where we were supposed to do it since you kept calling it the masturbate room
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His life was boring.
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