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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Kyrsten Sinema Watch Party</strong> - With Democrats poised to pass the Inflation Reduction Act, their signature legislation on health care and climate change, all eyes were on the senior senator from Arizona. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-political-scene/the-kyrsten-sinema-watch-party">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Kansas Abortion Referendum Has a Message for Democrats</strong> - In the run-up to November’s midterm elections, the Party has an opportunity to seize the mantle as the defender of long-established individual rights. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/the-kansas-abortion-referendum-has-a-message-for-democrats">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Provocative Politics of Nancy Pelosi’s Trip to Taiwan</strong> - What is the House Speaker’s high-profile visit really about? - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/the-provocative-politics-of-nancy-pelosis-trip-to-taiwan">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Sana Krasikov Reads “The Muddle”</strong> - The author reads her story from the August 15, 2022, issue of the magazine. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/podcast/the-writers-voice/sana-krasikov-reads-the-muddle">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How Hurricanes Get Their Names</strong> - In an age of more intense storms, forecasters explain their aims. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/how-hurricanes-get-their-names">link</a></p></li>
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<li><strong>The biggest wildlife bill since the Endangered Species Act is <em>this close</em> to becoming law</strong> -
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<img alt="A black-footed ferret, standing on a scrubby path and looking at the camera." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/8crJ5F0RNeHAXPsBkuWrKy56yBI=/217x0:2281x1548/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/71219952/GettyImages_186801916.0.jpg"/>
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The black-footed ferret, an endangered species, is one of many animals and plants in the US that would benefit from the $1.4 billion Recovering America’s Wildlife Act. | Kathryn Scott Osler/Denver Post via Getty Image
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Recovering America’s Wildlife Act would funnel millions of dollars into saving overlooked species.
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The Biden administration is on the cusp of enacting the <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2022/7/28/23281757/whats-in-climate-bill-inflation-reduction-act">biggest piece of climate legislation</a> ever, after the Senate passed the <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2022/7/28/23282217/climate-bill-health-care-drugs-inflation-reduction-act">Inflation Reduction Act</a> Sunday with a vote straight down party lines. But there’s actually another huge piece of environmental legislation that could soon become law — and it has bipartisan support.
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Known by the acronym RAWA, <a href="https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/senate-bill/2372/text">Recovering America’s Wildlife Act</a> would provide close to $1.4 billion a year for restoring wildlife populations across the country. At its core, RAWA addresses a big problem: More than <a href="https://www.nature.org/en-us/about-us/who-we-are/how-we-work/policy/recovering-americas-wildlife/">a third</a> of the nation’s plants and animals are threatened with extinction, from the <a href="https://www.vox.com/down-to-earth/22823993/monarch-butterflies-mexico-milkweed">monarch butterfly</a> to the Florida panther, putting outdoor recreation and ecosystems that Americans depend on at risk.
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The bill isn’t just some animal-lover’s fantasy: It passed the House in June on a <a href="https://naturalresources.house.gov/media/press-releases/chair-grijalva-celebrates-bipartisan-house-passage-of-recovering-americas-wildlife-act-">bipartisan vote</a>, and it’s poised to clear the Senate, where it has <a href="https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/senate-bill/2372/cosponsors">16 Republican co-sponsors</a>, as soon as this fall.
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Unlike climate-focused legislation, RAWA has a broad base of support, in part because it appeals to hunters and fishers, many of whom tilt conservative. It also gives power to states to decide how to spend the money. Plus, wildlife-related recreation is a <a href="https://www.nature.org/en-us/about-us/who-we-are/how-we-work/policy/recovering-americas-wildlife/">$140 billion</a> industry, so protecting plants and animals comes with a strong economic incentive.
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A monarch butterfly caterpillar on a milkweed plant in Markham, Ontario, Canada.
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To put this bill in perspective: RAWA would be the biggest piece of legislation for wildlife since the Endangered Species Act of 1973, which is credited with saving grizzly bears, gray wolves, and dozens of other beloved American animals from extinction, said Sen. Martin Heinrich, a Democrat from New Mexico.
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“It would be a real shame if we didn’t take advantage of this,” said Sen. Heinrich, who introduced the bill to the Senate last summer, along with Republican Sen. Roy Blunt of Missouri.
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By funneling money into wildlife conservation, RAWA would protect thousands of plants and animals before<em> </em>they’re at imminent risk of extinction, according to Heinrich and environmental experts. Ultimately, that could save taxpayers money.
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Here’s how it would work — and why RAWA is an acronym worth knowing.
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Why the US has struggled to prevent wildlife declines
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Much of the work to protect animals falls on state wildlife agencies. They have a range of programs to monitor and manage plant and animal populations that include <a href="https://www.vox.com/down-to-earth/23180428/river-otters-iowa-restoration">reintroducing locally extinct species</a> and setting regulations for hunting and fishing. Yet these agencies have only been able to help a small sliver of the nation’s imperiled animals — more than <a href="https://www.fishwildlife.org/afwa-informs/state-wildlife-action-plans">12,000 species</a> in the US are still in need of protection, according to state wildlife agencies.
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The first problem is money. Roughly <a href="https://www.nwf.org/-/media/Documents/PDFs/Wildlife-Conservation/RAWA-fact-sheet.ashx?la=en&hash=1543E31E4F682902B1B7C7D35374709E35894710">80 percent</a> of funding for state-led conservation comes from selling hunting and fishing licenses, in addition to federal excise taxes on related gear, such as guns and ammo. But these activities aren’t as popular as they once were. In the early 1980s, for example, hunters made up 7.2 percent of the US population; by 2020, that proportion had fallen to 4.2 percent, according to the environmental advocacy group <a href="https://wildlifeforall.us/resources/decline-of-hunting-and-fishing/#:~:text=In%20relative%20numbers%2C%20the%20percentage,percent%20of%20the%20U.S.%20population.">Wildlife for All</a>.
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State conservation is funded through a customer-based model, said Andrew Rypel, a professor of biology at the University of California Davis. And in the last few decades, “the customer base has been declining,” he said. “That results in less conservation work getting done.”
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Another problem is how state agencies spend those dwindling funds. Virtually all of the money for conservation is funneled into animals that people like to hunt or fish, such as elk and trout, said Daniel Rohlf, a law professor at Lewis & Clark Law School. That leaves out countless other species, many of which are threatened with extinction. “At the state level, there’s been almost zero focus on non-game fish and wildlife,” Rohlf said.
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A fisherman holds a small brown trout that he caught along a river in Vermont.
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Fish that have no commercial value are a good example, Rypel said. “There’s this whole group of fish species that nobody cares about, which people call rough fish,” he said. These are species like the <a href="https://www.nps.gov/miss/learn/nature/freshwater-drum-sheepshead-aplodinotus-grunniens.htm">freshwater drum</a> and <a href="https://fieldguide.mt.gov/speciesDetail.aspx?elcode=AFCJC02280">largescale sucker</a> that have no commercial value yet typically serve <a href="https://afspubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/fsh.10660">a vital role</a> in the ecosystem. “Many of them have been declining over time and they never get worked on because they don’t fall into this customer-driven model,” he said.
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That’s why researchers like Rypel are so excited about RAWA: The bill seeks to solve both of these problems by providing funding to protect all at-risk plants and animals.
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Each state will get millions of dollars more to spend on conservation
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The bill would disperse a total of more than $1.3 billion each year among state wildlife agencies, based on the state’s size, human population, and the number of federally threatened species. California, for example, could get more than $50 million a year, whereas Vermont or New Hampshire — where fewer animals are at risk — could receive closer to $10 million.
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The idea is that these funds would pay for 75 percent of each state’s <a href="https://www.fishwildlife.org/afwa-informs/state-wildlife-action-plans">Wildlife Action Plan</a>. These are formal blueprints, drafted by each state in 2005, that detail which species are vulnerable and how the agency plans to keep them off the federal endangered species list.
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New York state’s <a href="https://www.dec.ny.gov/docs/wildlife_pdf/swapfinaldraft2015.pdf">plan</a>, for example, includes 366 species in need of protection, such as the <a href="https://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/timber-rattlesnake">timber rattlesnake</a> and the <a href="https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Saltmarsh_Sparrow/overview">saltmarsh sparrow,</a> and a wide range of actions to protect them. Those include things like minimizing pollution and protecting forests, wetlands, and other habitats.
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Historically these action<strong> </strong>plans have been vastly underfunded: States can only pay for about 5 percent or less of them. RAWA seeks to fix that. The bill will also require states to contribute 25 percent in matching funds from other sources, such as license plate sales (so a state that receives $10 million from the government would kick in an additional $2.5 million).
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Two male lesser prairie chickens, a vulnerable species, fight for territory in a grassland in Kansas.
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One feature of RAWA that makes it so important, experts say, is that it requires states to protect animals that are imperiled, whether or not they’re targeted by hunters and fishers. “That’s funding that doesn’t exist right now,” Rohlf said. The money could provide a lifeline for endangered salamanders, songbirds, and countless other non-game animals that are, as the <a href="https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/senate-bill/2372/text">bill</a> states, “of greatest conservation need.”
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RAWA also aims to restore wildlife populations before they’re at risk of extinction, to avoid having to list animals as threatened under the Endangered Species Act, which comes with all kinds of regulatory burdens and <a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/economy/what-is-an-endangered-species-worth-trump-rule-sparks-debate">costs</a>. “It’s often more expensive to take action once a species is imperiled than it is to take action when it’s doing okay,” said Brent Keith, a senior policy adviser at the Nature Conservancy, a nonprofit organization that has been promoting the new legislation.
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The act could help New York protect habitat for the vulnerable saltmarsh sparrow, for example, according to Amanda Rodewald, senior director of the Center for Avian Population Studies at the Cornell Lab of Ornithology. That could ensure the bird, which is in decline, isn’t listed as endangered, and it could also benefit coastal communities that rely on salt marshes to help dampen flooding during storms.
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“There are so many shared threats or stressors that are facing wildlife and human communities,” she said. “We just can’t separate out our needs.”
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That’s another reason why RAWA has drawn bipartisan support. It would help states avoid having the federal government step in to manage species, which conservative legislators tend to oppose.
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A “game changer” for tribes
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RAWA also includes nearly $100 million for the nation’s Native American tribes, which own or help manage nearly <a href="https://www.nafws.org/news/doing-more-with-less-inequities-in-tribal-fish-wildlife-funding/">140 million acres</a> of land in the US (equal to about 7 percent of the continental US).
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“It truly is a game changer,” said Julie Thorstenson, executive director of the Native American Fish and Wildlife Society and a member of the Cheyenne River Sioux Tribe.
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The nation’s <a href="https://www.bia.gov/about-us#:~:text=There%20are%20574%20federally%20recognized,Villages%20in%20the%20United%20States.">574 tribes</a> manage hundreds of threatened species, and some of their citizens depend closely on wildlife for food. Yet they don’t receive federal money for conservation from excise taxes, like states do, even though Native Americans pay those taxes themselves when they buy guns and other hunting gear, Thorstenson said.
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<img alt="Don Reiter holds a small bear cub." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/4_96CLKfp3UC34xzKQqjKSndEaE=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/23921378/IMG_2929.JPG"/> <cite>Courtesy of the Native American Fish and Wildlife Society</cite>
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Wildlife biologist Don Reiter, a member of the Menominee Indian Tribe of Wisconsin, has studied the ecology of black bears for decades.
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“There’s no base funding for tribes,” she told Vox, referring to money for conservation. Instead, tribal governments have to cobble together funding from a variety of different sources and compete with each other for small federal grants. “The inequities of funding for tribal fish and wildlife is one of the most important and least-known issues in conservation,” Thorstenson said.
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Though RAWA’s $100 million provides tribes with far less money than states, it would chip away at those inequities. “It’s not enough,” Thorstenson said, but “it’s a start.”
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How likely is it that RAWA will pass?
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The biggest hurdle ahead is finding a way to offset RAWA’s large price tag. It would cost the government roughly $14 billion over the next decade, and the bill would make the funding permanent.
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In past negotiations, legislators proposed paying for RAWA by closing loopholes in charitable tax breaks for people who conserve undeveloped land, which some wealthy individuals have exploited. (ProPublica’s Peter Elkind has <a href="https://www.propublica.org/article/syndicated-conservation-easement-irs-tax-scam#:~:text=The%20government%20is%20targeting%20a,encourage%20preservation%20of%20open%20land.">written a lot</a> about what he calls “the tax scam that won’t die.”)
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But that strategy likely won’t generate enough money, Keith said. Sen. Heinrich, meanwhile, declined to share details about a potential pay-for. “We’re still in active conversations with both the Finance Committee and also leadership in the Senate,” he told Vox. “I don’t think that [the pay-for] will be an impediment to get this done.”
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Should legislators find a way to offset RAWA’s cost, it could come to a vote as soon as September. Environmental experts are confident that the bill will pass; with more than a dozen Republican co-sponsors in the Senate, it will likely have well over 60 votes.
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That’s something to celebrate, Rypel said. “You just don’t hear about a lot of bipartisan bills anymore,” he said. “It could be a very good thing for our country to have a functional and powerful piece of legislation pass in today’s polarized time.”
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<li><strong>An end-of-life doula’s advice on how to make the most of your time on earth</strong> -
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Life is short. Here’s how to cherish every day of it.
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“I want a party in the woods with an all-night campfire. I’ll be off to the side in a sleeping bag, nice and cozy. There will be s’mores and cocktails. My friends can come and go, saying goodbye however they want, or just sitting quietly with me and holding my hand. Nobody should touch my feet, though. I <em>hate</em> having my feet touched. A playlist of my favorite songs should be on repeat. I’d like to die as the fire burns out at dawn. Lights out and lights <em>out</em>, you know?”
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I’m on Zoom and a chaplain from Iowa is describing her ideal final hours of life. We’re training to become <a href="https://inelda.org/about-doulas/what-is-a-doula/">end-of-life doulas</a>, and this morning’s assignment is to help each other talk through a final hours ritual. It’s one of many exercises designed to confront us with our own mortality, so we can leave our own feelings about death at the door before we step across someone else’s threshold to help with theirs.
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End-of-life (EOL) doulas are at the opposite end of the life cycle spectrum from <a href="https://www.dona.org/what-is-a-doula/">birth doulas</a>. They provide non-clinical care (emotional, logistical, and physical) and help with <a href="https://www.goingwithgracecourses.com/courses/end-of-life-planning-made-simple">planning</a>; engage with <a href="https://www.endoflifedoulaalliance.com/life-review">life reviews</a> and <a href="https://www.beyondmorning.org/">legacy work</a>; and provide <a href="https://learn.uvm.edu/program/end-of-life-doula-at-uvm/end-of-life-doula-certificate/">support</a> for family and friends so caretakers can bring their best, rested selves to support their dying loved one.
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I knew training to become a doula would change my relationship to death, but I didn’t anticipate how it would transform my day-to-day life. Like others, my smartphone use skyrocketed during the isolation of the pandemic. Even after those panic-inducing first months in NYC, I still found myself using my phone as a constant distraction — lurking on Instagram, clicking every New York Times alert, obsessively refreshing my email like it was a Vegas slot machine.
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I didn’t become an end-of-life doula to fix my fragmented focus. I did it because Covid-19 made death suddenly feel very real and very present. But I found that a deep dive into death work profoundly clarified my priorities, and has helped me spend time in ways more aligned with those priorities thanks to the soul-shaking understanding that our time here is truly limited.
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Here are three components of EOL doula training that have been useful in my never-ending quest to live a more present and focused life in this Age of Endless Distractions. Think of it as a looking-back-from-your-imagined-deathbed approach to living — which sounds morbid in theory but is empowering and enriching in reality.
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Imagine you have three months to live
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I’m not going to lie to you: This exercise isn’t going to feel great! Please do it only if you feel equipped to engage with feelings of grief and loss. I recommend having someone you trust read it to you, someone who also has the emotional bandwidth and who is not currently grieving. You’ll need a pen and paper. Choose a time when you’re not going to feel rushed and are in a comfortable space. Take some deep breaths. Settle in. Here we go.
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Write down your five most-prized possessions, your five favorite activities, your top five values, and the five people you love the most.
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Close your eyes. Imagine you’re at a doctor’s office. You’ve just been given a terminal diagnosis and told you have approximately three months to live. Sit with that news. Breathe. Open your eyes. Cross any four items off your list.
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Close your eyes. You’re back home with your spouse or friends or children or pet. You have to find a way to tell those you love: “I’m dying.” Breathe. Open your eyes. Cross another four items off your list.
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Close your eyes. You’ve started feeling the effects of your illness. You can’t get around as easily. Your sleep is restless. You’re nauseated from the medications you’re taking. Breathe. Open your eyes. Cross four more items off your list.
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Close your eyes. You’re mostly confined to your bed now. Your loved ones have gathered because they know they will soon have to say goodbye. They drift in and out of your bedroom, or wherever you have chosen to spend your final days, holding your hand, perhaps playing music you like or reading aloud your favorite book. Breathe. Open your eyes. Cross four more items off your list.
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Close your eyes. You’re in bed, eyes closed, unable to move much or to speak at all. You sense that you’re going to die soon, and you wonder what will happen when you go. What are you thinking about in these final moments? Breathe. Open your eyes. Cross the remaining four items off your list.
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Whew. You did it. Make sure to give yourself as much time as you need to regroup before you reenter the “real world.” Sit still. Focus on your breath. Drink lots of water.
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When I did a version of this exercise, I was amazed at how real loss and grief felt as I crossed items off my list. (There is nothing quite like imagining your kid’s life without you to bring on The Sobs.) I don’t want to overstate the impact of imagining loss versus actually experiencing it, nor minimize our individual, multi-faceted responses to real grief, but <a href="https://taylorlab.psych.ucla.edu/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2014/11/2000_From-Vulnerability-to-Growth_Positive-and-Negative-Effects-of-Stressful-Life-Events.pdf">research</a> has shown that stressful life events can change us, and that includes clarifying our values and priorities. Maybe you, like me, tapped into some of that clarity during this exercise.
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A few days after I tried this exercise, I rewrote my Top 20 list on a notecard. I keep that notecard by my laptop and look at it often. It has been an unexpectedly powerful reminder of what and who I love, of who I am and want to be. Each day I think about how to fit in as much as I can from this list, even if I only have a few free minutes to myself. It has become the framework that informs my daily to-dos and balance of <a href="https://todoist.com/productivity-methods/eisenhower-matrix">urgent/important</a> tasks.
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Practice deep, active listening
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A good deal of EOL doula work is <a href="https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781451667257">listening work</a>. The deep, active listening doulas are trained for involves <a href="https://inelda.org/learning-what-not-to-say/">holding back</a> our own stories, comments, and feelings. Doulas don’t tell a dying person what to do. They don’t try to fix the situation. They ask open-ended questions and understand that how people move through the dying process is up to them. This kind of listening requires empathy and restraint. It insists on being free from distractions, external (cellphone notifications, I’m looking at you) and internal (like that voice inside your head that wants to judge or give advice).
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As the person at a party who makes approximately 30 seconds of obligatory small talk before diving into deeply personal conversations with strangers, I assumed I was custom-built for this part of being a doula. But it can be difficult to stick to open-ended questions, to sit comfortably in silence, or to resist giving well-meaning but unsolicited advice.
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So, I’ve been practicing. A lot. This kind of listening has altered what I can only think to call the texture of my time. It has made me more present, empathetic, and curious in conversations and relationships.
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The next time you’re having a conversation with someone who is sharing important information or struggling in some way, you might try it. Ask open-ended questions. “How are you feeling about X?” “Do you want to talk more about Y?” Give their answers space and silence to settle.
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Reflect back what you think you’ve heard. Be open to being wrong about what you think you’ve heard. Be supportive, but don’t try to fix the situation with advice or talk them out of what they are feeling. Avoid platitudes like “give it time” or “it wasn’t meant to be.” Even “I know how you feel,” well-intentioned though it is, often misses the mark because we mostly don’t<em> </em>know exactly how someone else feels or entirely understand their specific situation.
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Of course, not all our conversations require this therapist-like level of restraint, but challenge yourself to consider that <a href="https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-empowerment-diary/201708/deep-listening-in-personal-relationships">plenty of them could benefit</a> from a touch more deep listening.
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Legacy projects in the here and now
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Doulas often help with legacy projects: autobiographies, letters to loved ones, art projects, and more. These projects memorialize a person’s passions and creativity, values and contributions, and — spoiler alert! — you don’t have to wait until you or someone you love is dying to work on one.
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Say you’re an amateur musician. You might already know who you want to leave your beloved instruments to. However, another kind of legacy could be recording a few minutes of playing each week and saving that audio in a digital folder to be passed on down the road.
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To start thinking about a legacy project ask yourself questions like what life lessons have I learned so far? What brings me joy? How do I want to be remembered? What do I love to do outside of my paid work? Consider what form best fits your legacy project and spend a little time each week or month on it.
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Researchers have found that “<a href="https://theconversation.com/why-being-aware-of-your-mortality-can-be-good-for-you-83181">mortality legacy awareness</a>” can be a “highly creative force,” and that “focusing on what you would like to leave behind could help you turn something terrifying into a positive motivational tool.”
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I’m encouraged by recent shifts in our societal approaches to dying, like the <a href="https://www.orderofthegooddeath.com/">death positive movement</a>, empowering trends in <a href="https://hospicenews.com/2021/11/05/psychedelics-could-be-new-frontier-in-end-of-life-care/">end-of-life care</a>, opportunities for <a href="https://www.npr.org/2013/03/08/173808940/death-cafes-breathe-life-into-conversations-about-dying">exploration and discussion</a>, a transition away from hospitals and back to <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/many-americans-say-they-want-to-die-at-home-its-not-always-easy-to-make-that-happen/2020/02/14/4196fa0a-325a-11ea-9313-6cba89b1b9fb_story.html">dying at home</a> when possible, and the increasing number of <a href="https://www.phillydeathdoulas.com/">end-of-life doulas</a> as a community resource. Still, proactively thinking about our own death isn’t always (ever?) easy. We live in a country that <a href="https://medicalxpress.com/news/2022-01-experts-overmedicalization-death-rethink-society.html">tends to overmedicalize</a> death. We are currently facing unfathomable individual and collective grief over<strong> </strong>deaths from Covid-19, ever-increasing gun violence, a lack of accessible health care, and a horrifying real-time erosion of human rights. All this in a culture desperately in need of more space for individuals to rest and to mourn.
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It’s easier in the short term to distance ourselves from thinking about death. But engaging with our mortality when we have the bandwidth to do so can offer clarity that in the long term infuses our lives with more joy and meaning. You’ll be living life knowing what you want to have accomplished at the end of it. And that, I swear, is the ultimate productivity hack.
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<em>Thanks to </em><a href="https://inelda.org/"><em>INELDA</em></a><em> for their fantastic end-of-life doula training. The 20 favorites exercise is my abbreviated version of the loss exercise found </em><a href="https://homecareinformation.net/handouts/hen/1537_Supplement.pdf"><em>here</em></a><em>.</em>
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<em>Rachel Friedman is the author of</em> <a href="https://www.indiebound.org/book/9780143132127">And Then We Grew Up: On Creativity, Potential, and the Imperfect Art of Adulthood</a><em> and </em><a href="https://www.indiebound.org/book/9780385343374">The Good Girl’s Guide to Getting Lost</a><em>. Find her on Twitter </em><a href="https://twitter.com/RachelFriedman"><span class="citation" data-cites="RachelFriedman">@RachelFriedman</span></a><em>.</em>
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<li><strong>Why K-12 schools aren’t requiring students to get Covid-19 vaccines</strong> -
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Most US school districts are going mask-optional this coming school year. | Brian van der Brug/Los Angeles Times via Getty Images
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Mass indifference is one big factor.
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For the third summer<strong> </strong>in a row, school leaders are facing the question of what — if anything — they’re going to do to stop the spread of Covid-19 when students return to classrooms.
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One thing is clear: Almost none of them will be requiring vaccines.
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Just <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/health/covid-vaccine-states-distribution-doses/?itid=lk_inline_manual_16">31 percent</a> of children between 5 and 11 in the US have been fully vaccinated, and <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/health/covid-vaccine-states-distribution-doses/?itid=lk_inline_manual_16">61 percent</a> of 12- to 17-year-olds have been. (Only about <a href="https://www.kff.org/coronavirus-covid-19/issue-brief/covid-19-vaccination-rates-among-children-under-5-have-peaked-and-are-decreasing-just-weeks-into-their-eligibility/">3 percent</a> of children under 5 had received a first dose by July 20.)
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Still, no state<strong> </strong>in the country is planning to require student vaccinations, a marked turnaround from where things seemed to be headed last winter, when multiple states and school districts suggested vaccine mandates were coming soon. Only Washington, DC, has announced a mandatory school vaccine policy this fall, <a href="https://abcnews.go.com/US/dc-require-students-12-older-vaccinated-covid-19/story?id=87130087">for students 12 and older</a>.
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Other mitigation measures — from masks to ventilation — may also be on their way out. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention will likely soon recommend easing school testing, quarantine, and social distancing requirements, CNN <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/03/health/cdc-covid-guidance/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twCNN&utm_content=2022-08-03T19%3A37%3A56&utm_term=link">reported</a> last week. (Many schools often disregarded CDC guidelines, but the update is a sign of how expectations have shifted.)
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Burbio, a company that specializes in aggregating school calendars, reported that so far, the vast majority of school districts it tracks nationwide <a href="https://about.burbio.com/school-mask-policy-tracker">will not be requiring masks</a> this fall. And a June <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/71/wr/mm7123e2.htm?s_cid=mm7123e2_w">CDC study</a> found just under 40 percent of American public schools had replaced or upgraded their HVAC systems to provide improved ventilation.
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For the last three years, school requirements — closed or open? masks on or off? — have been a battleground in the culture war over Covid-19. Fear of wading back into the polarized fights over vaccination is one reason school leaders have backed away from requiring the shots. So is the fact that vaccines for children under 12 are not yet fully approved by the FDA.
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But an even bigger factor might be mass indifference: American adults are more hesitant to vaccinate their kids, especially younger kids, than they were to get shots themselves. And no influential health group or federal agency is pushing states to require them to do so.
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How California backtracked on vaccine mandates
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In October 2021, California’s Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom <a href="https://www.gov.ca.gov/2021/10/01/california-becomes-first-state-in-nation-to-announce-covid-19-vaccine-requirements-for-schools/">was the first in the nation</a> to announce a planned Covid-19 vaccine mandate for K-12 students once the FDA had fully approved the shots. He said at the time that it could take effect <a href="https://www.reuters.com/world/us/california-require-covid-19-vaccines-schoolchildren-governor-says-2021-10-01/">as early as January</a>.
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Some school districts in the state tried to impose vaccine mandates that would take effect even earlier. Los Angeles Unified School District, the second largest in the nation, announced in September 2021 that students 12 and older must be fully vaccinated by December 19, or switch to online schooling. In Oakland, California, the school board passed a similar vaccine requirement in late September for eligible students, with <a href="https://abc7news.com/oakland-unified-school-district-vaccination-ousd-student-vaccine-mandate-board-schools-deadline/11176364/">a deadline</a> of January 1. The Pfizer vaccine for 16- and 17-year-olds <a href="https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-approves-first-covid-19-vaccine">had been fully approved</a> in August, while the shots for 12- to 15-year-olds were still under FDA’s emergency use authorization.
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By December 2021, facing both political and legal pressure, school leaders pushed back the vaccine mandates to the start of the 2022-23 school year.<strong> </strong>LAUSD board president Kelly Gonez <a href="https://www.politico.com/states/california/story/2021/12/24/la-schools-tried-to-mandate-vaccines-then-it-faced-the-reality-of-sending-30-000-students-home-1402804">has said</a> their decision was “not about conceding to a vocal minority of anti-vaxxers,” although those who oppose mandatory Covid vaccines hailed the delay as a victory.
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But as 2022 continued, pressure for youth Covid-19 vaccines declined. A state lawmaker in California <a href="https://calmatters.org/health/coronavirus/2022/03/california-vaccine-laws/">who had introduced a bill</a> to require Covid-19 vaccines for K-12 students <a href="https://calmatters.org/health/coronavirus/2022/04/kids-covid-vaccine-mandate-california/">withdrew it in April</a>, saying that focus needed to be on ensuring access to the vaccine. The same week, the California Department of Public Health <a href="https://www.cdph.ca.gov/Programs/OPA/Pages/NR22-073.aspx">announced</a> it would no longer add the Covid-19 vaccine to its list of mandated childhood vaccines for public schools because they had not all yet received full FDA approval. The earliest the requirement would take effect, they said, was July 2023. Individual school districts like <a href="https://abc7.com/lausd-covid-vaccine-mandate-recommendation-state-of-california-los-angeles-unified-school-district/11801540/">Los Angeles</a> followed suit.
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A California health department spokesperson told Vox that the state was waiting “to ensure sufficient time for successful implementation of new vaccine requirements.” As of last month, the vaccines <a href="https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/us-fda-grants-full-approval-pfizer-covid-vaccine-ages-12-15-2022-07-08/">are now fully approved</a> for ages 12 and up, but not yet for younger children. The California health agency also <a href="https://www.cdph.ca.gov/Programs/OPA/Pages/NR22-073.aspx#:~:text=To%20ensure%20sufficient%20time%20for,no%20sooner%20than%20July%201%2C">said</a> even after all the shots receive full approval, officials would still take into consideration other health group recommendations before issuing a new mandate.
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Louisiana, likewise, <a href="https://www.wrkf.org/2022-05-18/covid-vaccine-will-no-longer-be-required-for-2022-23-school-year-in-louisiana-officials-say">retreated</a> on a student vaccine mandate Democratic Gov. John Bel Edwards announced last November. New Orleans Public Schools is the only district in the state to require students to be vaccinated against Covid-19, though policy enforcement <a href="https://www.wwno.org/education/2022-02-18/how-many-new-orleans-public-school-students-are-vaccinated-officials-still-dont-know">has been mixed</a>. New York City Mayor Eric Adams, who<strong> </strong>said in January he was considering <a href="https://transcripts.cnn.com/show/sotu/date/2022-01-09/segment/01">a student vaccine mandate</a> for the fall, quietly dropped the idea, scaling it back to a requirement for students participating in certain sports and other “high-risk” extracurriculars like choir.
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Why districts have been loath to require Covid vaccines for students
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The California situation illustrates the several factors at play in schools’ reluctance to require vaccines.
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One issue is the lack of full FDA approval for vaccines for younger children. The US Supreme Court has endorsed states’ authority to require student vaccines, but many policymakers were wary of testing that legal authority for Covid-19 shots that had only received emergency use authorization. (The Justice Department <a href="https://www.natlawreview.com/article/doj-memo-food-drug-and-cosmetic-act-does-not-prohibit-entities-requiring-vaccines">issued a memo</a> last summer saying schools could legally do this, but the threat of defending those decisions in court was both real and unappealing.)
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As a result, even once youth vaccines became available, leaders hesitated to require them without full FDA approval. But now the FDA <a href="https://www.aha.org/news/headline/2022-07-08-fda-grants-full-approval-pfizers-covid-19-vaccine-12-15-age-group">has fully approved</a> vaccines for teens and adolescents, and that still hasn’t led states or districts to require the shots for older kids.
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Policymakers are also wrestling with the fact that the virus is much less deadly for children compared to adults. (Approximately <a href="https://data.cdc.gov/widgets/9bhg-hcku?mobile_redirect=true">1,180 of the more than 1 million Americans</a> who have died of the virus were 17 or younger, though health experts stress vaccination can still help protect against these rare outcomes.) Kids can also catch the virus in school and spread it back at home to their more vulnerable parents and grandparents, but that risk became easier to tolerate once adult vaccines were approved.
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Most school districts were wary of igniting another public school culture war battle at a time when students were still struggling to regain academic and social skills lost during the pandemic. On the eve of the anniversary of the January 6 riot, former President Donald Trump <a href="https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/january-6-anniversary-trump-maga-b1987695.html">blasted</a> President Joe Biden for supposed “talk” that his administration might enforce a vaccine mandate for school children and urged “MAGA nation” to rise up against any such requirements. (The Biden administration has not publicly discussed any student vaccine mandate.)
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Conservative law firms were also helping <a href="https://thomasmoresociety.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Dkt.-1_Complaint-1.pdf">to mount legal challenges</a> against proposed Covid-19 vaccine requirements, and groups <a href="https://www.letthembreathe.net/">fighting mask and vaccine mandates</a> have insisted there is no reason to vaccinate kids to protect more vulnerable populations.
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Polling<strong> </strong><a href="https://www.kff.org/coronavirus-covid-19/press-release/most-parents-dont-want-their-schools-to-require-covid-19-vaccination-but-most-favor-requiring-masks-for-unvaccinated-children-and-staff/">also indicated</a> that many parents were not eager to have their kids get the shots, and administrators felt hesitant to impose any rules that could keep vulnerable students — particularly Black and Latino students — out of in-person learning for even longer than they already endured.
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<a href="https://www.kff.org/coronavirus-covid-19/dashboard/kff-covid-19-vaccine-monitor-dashboard/">The Covid-19 Vaccine Monitor</a>, run by the Kaiser Family Foundation, reported recently that parents’ intentions to vaccinate their older children have remained relatively steady since the start of the year: About <a href="https://www.kff.org/coronavirus-covid-19/poll-finding/kff-covid-19-vaccine-monitor-july-2022/">six in 10</a> parents of those aged 12-17 say their child has been vaccinated (57 percent); about 30 percent say they will definitely not get their teen vaccinated. Eight percent said they will only vaccinate their child if required.
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Covid vaccination uptake is even lower among children ages 5-11, and nearly half of parents of that age group either say they will only get them vaccinated if required to do so (10 percent) or say they definitely won’t (37 percent).
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While all demographic groups in the KFF study expressed concerns about long-term effects and side effects, Black and Hispanic parents also voiced more concerns over the logistics of getting their kids vaccinated.
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Jeremy Singer, an education policy researcher who has been studying <a href="https://edworkingpapers.com/sites/default/files/ai22-617.pdf">Covid-19 school reopenings</a>, said it’s notable that resistance to youth Covid-19 vaccine requirements is present in nearly all school districts. One reason why, he said, may be what school districts are hearing from parents and community members.
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“District leaders may still be feeling risk-averse, but at this point the ‘riskier’ thing for them could be to impose an unpopular mandate,” he said.
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In January 2022, Singer and his colleagues<strong> </strong>surveyed Detroit parents on whether they supported or opposed various health measures. “Parents expressed overwhelming support for almost every measure … except vaccine mandates for staff and especially students, for which there was a lot more ambivalence,” he said of their findings, which are not yet published.
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National groups and federal agencies aren’t pushing for vaccine mandates
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Back in February, Education Secretary Miguel Cardona <a href="https://www2.ed.gov/documents/coronavirus/20220225-letter-to-stakeholders.pdf">wrote in a letter</a> to schools, “The #1 tool we have available right now to make sure our schools remain safe and open for all students is vaccination,” and encouraged schools to provide information and host clinics. But the department has stopped short of encouraging schools to require the shots. Elaine Quesinberry, a spokesperson for the Education Department, referred Vox’s questions about student Covid-19 vaccines to the CDC, and the CDC did not return a request for comment.
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The CDC’s last <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/community/schools-childcare/k-12-childcare-guidance.html">updated schools guidance</a>, posted in late May, does not recommend schools require the shot, though encourages schools doing targeted outreach to promote it. A White House spokesperson <a href="https://theintercept.com/2022/02/06/covid-vaccine-mandate-students-schools/">declined earlier this year to say</a> if Biden would support schools requiring Covid-19 vaccines for students if the vaccines had received full FDA approval.
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Susan Martin, a spokesperson for the American Academy of Pediatrics, referred Vox to their policy statement <a href="https://publications.aap.org/pediatrics/article/doi/10.1542/peds.2022-058700/188297/COVID-19-Vaccines-in-Infants-Children-and?autologincheck=redirected">recommending</a> Covid-19 vaccines for all eligible children, and <a href="https://www.aap.org/en/pages/2019-novel-coronavirus-covid-19-infections/clinical-guidance/covid-19-planning-considerations-return-to-in-person-education-in-schools/">their interim guidance</a> on safe schools, which says Covid vaccination and boosters should be encouraged.
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Even teacher unions — which were influential in shaping school reopening decisions in the 2020-21 school year — have not staked out youth vaccination as a dealbreaker for safe in-person learning. An NEA spokesperson said, “Our position on vaccines have not been changed or updated at this point” and referred Vox to <a href="https://www.nea.org/resource-library/nea-position-covid-19-vaccines">a position statement</a> published in December 2020,<strong> </strong>which said<strong> </strong>parents should follow vaccine guidelines from the CDC and the American Academy of Pediatrics.
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Back in October 2021, the last time the American Federation of Teachers <a href="https://www.aft.org/press-release/aft-president-weingarten-welcomes-news-fda-approval-pfizer-vaccine-children">released a formal statement</a> on youth vaccines, president Randi Weingarten said “vaccine approval will be critical to keeping our kids safe and healthy, and making sure our schools stay open and remain safe and welcoming for all.” In a statement to Vox, Weingarten said the group is awaiting “full authorization by the FDA to inform requirements for kids — but in the meantime we must ensure the other guardrails, including revamped ventilation, are in place.”
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Washington, DC, is moving forward with its student vaccine requirement
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The big exception is in the nation’s capital. In late December, Washington, DC, councilmembers voted overwhelmingly in favor of <a href="https://lims.dccouncil.us/Legislation/B24-0423">legislation</a> requiring all eligible students to get vaccinated against Covid-19.
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The bill set a vaccination deadline for March 1, 2022, though <a href="https://mayor.dc.gov/sites/default/files/dc/sites/coronavirus/page_content/attachments/Situational-Update-Presentation-12-22-2021.pdf">enforcement was delayed</a> until the start of the 2022-23 school year, a concession to help keep students in school. At the time, just over <a href="https://mayor.dc.gov/sites/default/files/dc/sites/coronavirus/page_content/attachments/Situational-Update-Presentation-12-22-2021.pdf">60 percent</a> of DC young people ages 12-17 had received their two shots.
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Last month the city <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2022/07/31/dc-schools-covid-vaccine-mandate/">announced</a> it would move forward with its back-to-school vaccination policy, requiring Covid-19 vaccines for all students ages 12 and older within the first 20 school days. DC <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2022/06/06/dc-students-routine-vaccinations-covid/">is also ramping up outreach and enforcement</a> for its other required youth vaccinations — like measles and mumps — which the city didn’t enforce strictly last year, and students fell behind on.
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“I think one thing that is important to know in terms of how DC is moving forward is we’re not just talking about the Covid vaccination, we are having a conversation about routine child immunization, and the Covid vaccine just happens to be a part of the series where kids need to get caught up,” said Christina Henderson, a DC councilmember and the lead sponsor of the bill requiring Covid-19 vaccines for students.
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Henderson said their effort this year involves more concerted help from pediatricians, school leaders, and public health officials, to stress the importance of vaccination and to relay the evidence that millions of young people by now have safely received the shots.
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Henderson pointed to the recent case of <a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-04/polio-found-in-two-samples-of-sewage-water-outside-new-york-city">an unvaccinated 20-year-old with polio</a>, and stressed that this is not the time to waver on the importance of pediatric vaccination. “We also know mandates work,” she added, noting that while many teen athletes were initially ambivalent about getting vaccinated, following DC Mayor Muriel Bowser’s vaccination requirement to participate in sports last September, <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/10/23/coolidge-football-now-almost-fully-vaccinated-wins-third-straight-blowout/">even hesitant students got their shots</a>.
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The Washington Post <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2022/07/31/dc-schools-covid-vaccine-mandate/">reported</a> in late July that about 85 percent of DC students ages 12-15 have been vaccinated against Covid-19, but just 60 percent of Black children in that age range have been.
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“If one school has a high unvaccinated rate of students, then we will bring a mobile vaccine clinic there,” Henderson said. “We are not going to assume that parents are purposely saying ‘I don’t want to get my child covered.’ It might just be they were away all summer and didn’t know about it, or didn’t have time.”
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Kathryn Lynch-Morin, a spokesperson for DC’s Office of the State Superintendent of Education, told Vox that city agencies have been coordinating closely with schools to support them with technical assistance, guidance, and outreach to families.
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“Our children belong in school with their friends and teachers who care about them,” she said. “But, we know if an outbreak of one of these serious or deadly diseases were to occur, it could have a harmful impact on our children, families, and staff. We also know that vaccinations save lives.”
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An old man with hearing problems crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp!” The old man replies, “Woah wait buddy, I don’t have that much money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins.” The old man dials his son as as he is about to speak the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says “So you train dolphins, well your old man just hit and damaged my car, you bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna beat the heck outta him!” The son answers “Okay, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.” In exactly 15 minutes the son pulls up in a Jeep, Ten men jump out and beat the hell out of the expensive car owner. Meanwhile the son walks over to his father and says “Dad I train Navy Seals not dolphins.
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