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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Return of the Non-stop Trump News Cycle</strong> - The former President’s indictment in Manhattan means the reprieve from his dominance of American media is officially over. Will it be any better this time? - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-communications/the-return-of-the-non-stop-trump-news-cycle">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>An Architect’s Dream of Rebuilding a Battered City in Ukraine</strong> - Max Rozenfeld has spent much of the war imagining how the destruction of Kharkiv presents opportunities for reinventing its future. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/dispatch/an-architects-dream-of-rebuilding-a-battered-city-in-ukraine">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>What Israel’s Crisis Reveals About Its Democratic Compromises</strong> - Amid widespread protests, the Prime Minister has halted a package of illiberal reforms. What are the roots of his effort—and of its rejection? - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/what-israels-crisis-reveals-about-its-democratic-compromises">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The People Versus Donald J. Trump</strong> - Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg is effectively accusing the former President of defrauding voters in 2016. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/the-people-versus-donald-j-trump">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>A Courtroom Made Donald Trump Look Small</strong> - At his arraignment, all the former President could do was sit and listen. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-local-correspondents/a-courtroom-made-donald-trump-look-small">link</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-vox">From Vox</h1>
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<li><strong>The old new idea at the heart of Biden’s economic policy</strong> -
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<img alt="Biden, wearing sunglasses and a suit and tie, walks in front of a large piece of construction equipment." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/Wx18j9h3xUx-WfyL0uVFI6Ywiu4=/190x0:3217x2270/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/72149544/1243076542.0.jpg"/>
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President Joe Biden visits the groundbreaking of a new Intel semiconductor plant in Johnstown, Ohio, on September 9, 2022. Intel is moving some manufacturing back to the United States — a key goal of Biden’s industrial policy. | Andrew Spear/Getty Images
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Industrial policy is back — if it ever left.
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Across the political spectrum, a consensus has emerged that President Joe Biden is making a <a href="https://fortune.com/2023/02/08/biden-state-of-the-union-industrial-policy/">sharp turn</a>, embarking on a <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/12/opinion/economy-ira-infrastructure-clean-energy.html">bold experiment</a>, and turning to a <a href="https://www.wsj.com/articles/past-u-s-industrial-policy-offers-lessons-risks-for-chips-program-df48c4d1">governing framework outside the economic mainstream</a>: He is embracing industrial policy, where the government takes an active hand encouraging investment in emerging industries, new factories, equipment, and research, across the public and private sectors.
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With a suite of legislation and executive branch initiatives, the Biden administration has only too happily highlighted its willingness to roll up its sleeves and take charge of investment decisions in the real economy: port and freight expansion programs, <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2022/7/28/23281757/whats-in-climate-bill-inflation-reduction-act">clean energy tax credits</a> and loans, boosts to manufacturing in regions that had been left behind, and massive subsidies to re-establish an entire <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/2022/7/27/23277664/chips-act-solve-chip-shortage-biden-manufacturing">domestic microchip ecosystem</a>, to name a few.
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His cheerleaders, who’ve embraced labels like <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/19/opinion/supply-side-progressivism.html">supply-side progressivism</a>, argue the Biden agenda is a bold new vision that corrects a congenital American failure to dictate a clear national economic strategy. <a href="https://www.wsj.com/articles/industrial-policy-chips-act-semiconductors-biden-special-interest-fa2e21e6">Detractors argue</a> that governments don’t know how to invest better than the market, and that picking winners and losers based on often ideological or strategic considerations, rather than purely economic ones, risks massive inefficiency.
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But just how novel is this “experiment”?
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There’s good reason to question the idea that America ever really gave up on industrial policy, or that Biden has embarked on an exception to the laissez-faire rules governing American capitalism.
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Industrial policy is arguably <em>the</em> American contribution to economic thinking. The idea that the government could use its hand to direct the free market’s course — as opposed to letting the market run unfettered, or, on the other end of the spectrum, bringing it under total state control — reached its heyday alongside the so-called “golden era” of capitalism following World War II.
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Even as neoliberal free-market thinking rose to dominance from the 1970s through 2020, industrial policy proved a powerful tool many presidents were reluctant to abandon — even if they avoided calling it by its name.
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It has persisted as central to American political economy not despite the fact that industrial policy is often an effective means of reshaping society through economic development, but because of it.
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The surprisingly long history of industrial policy
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The Biden administration has pitched industrial policy as not only a sound economic strategy but also a remedy to a national anxiety about decline.
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It comes out of a recognition that China has <a href="https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/commentary/transcript/brian-deese-on-bidens-vision-for-a-twenty-first-century-american-industrial-strategy/">outcompeted America</a> in some crucial high-tech sectors, and that many American communities <a href="https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2022/10/13/remarks-on-executing-a-modern-american-industrial-strategy-by-nec-director-brian-deese/">suffered grievously</a> from deindustrialization. Though the United States is still the richest, most powerful country on the planet, it finds itself playing catch-up to other nations when it comes to maintaining the cutting edge and ensuring broad-based prosperity.
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Squint a little, and America’s situation at its founding looked similar. Though colonists in the 13 colonies enjoyed the <a href="https://www.jstor.org/stable/204406">highest standard of living on earth</a> at the time, the Industrial Revolution roared loudest not here but in Britain, which meant that costly manufactured goods were <a href="https://www.stlouisfed.org/publications/regional-economist/fourth-quarter-2019/industrialization-trade-balance">overwhelmingly imported</a>, creating a major drain on national finances.
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Britain’s <a href="https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/0308518X221102960">economic might was built in tandem with its naval hegemony</a>, which threatened the ability of the newly independent United States to trade with major economies, like France, that were often hostile to Britain. The financing needed for capital investment created a massive market in government debt that put Britain at the center of the world’s most powerful financial system.
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So in order to trade, not only did America have to make nice with a nation with which it had just fought a bloody war of independence, but it also depended on that country for lending to invest in just about anything.
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Many among the Federalist camp of the nation’s founders, particularly <a href="https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Hamilton/01-10-02-0001-0007">Alexander Hamilton</a>, believed the country’s course couldn’t just be left to the free market. Rather, they believed that government had to deliberately spark an American industrial revolution if it wanted to survive as a country.
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So they put their thumbs on the scales and created what was known as the <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20060106154801/http://www.newamerica.net/index.cfm?pg=article&DocID=1080">American (or National) System</a>. It included high tariffs to promote domestic manufacturing, and debt-financed public spending projects, like building a navy, that not only protected national security but guaranteed revenue for advanced sectors like shipbuilding and Connecticut’s early arms industry.
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Internal improvements, such as the Erie Canal, reduced transportation and distribution costs for domestic firms while working to knit the separate states into one country. A central bank encouraged long-term fixed investment over short-term speculation.
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The United States elaborated on this basic theme for nearly two centuries. It was also the formula for <a href="https://www.phenomenalworld.org/analysis/developmentalisms/">basically every successful major industrialization</a> that followed the original in Britain: 19th-century Germany, Stalin’s USSR, post-World War II Western Europe and East Asia, and post-Mao China.
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As economic journalist Joe Studwell wrote in his book <a href="https://delong.typepad.com/files/studwell.pdf"><em>How Asia Works</em></a>, economists often tell a story about the free market as the basis of prosperity. But in the real world, the made-in-America Hamiltonian interventionist approach has proved the only real route to continuous growth and improving standards of living.
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Industrial policy distinctly fell out of favor during the so-called neoliberal era, from the 1970s to 2008, when economic policymakers in the developed world sought not to spark industrial growth but rather to tame a growth machine so overheated that prices rose at a dizzying pace.
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So instead of pushing big firms to build more factories and produce more widgets, central bankers, legislators, and regulators in both major parties pursued reforms that increased returns to owners of capital: raising interest rates, lowering top income tax rates, deregulating finance, and privatizing many of the state-owned or sponsored assets that had grown so massive during the midcentury height of public-private industrial cooperation.
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The idea was that investors would keep investing if they were sure they could reap handsome rewards. Neoliberal policies arguably crushed the Great Inflation of the 1970s, but they worked only too well at rewarding investors for amassing private stores of wealth: As economist <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/apr/28/thomas-piketty-capital-surprise-bestseller">Thomas Piketty demonstrated in his book <em>Capital in the Twenty-First Century</em></a>, neoliberalism encouraged wealth hoarding, not productive investment.
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Capitalists can’t be trusted to manage capitalism
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At its heart, industrial policy strives to solve a “classic Keynesian political problem,” says economic historian Yakov Feygin, director of the Berggruen Institute’s Future of Capitalism program: The only way to grow the economy is ultimately through productivity-enhancing investment — but there are enormous upfront costs to building new plants or buying new equipment, especially at the technological bleeding edge, while returns are years in the future if they ever come at all.
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If only capitalists get to decide when to invest, they may — rightfully — decide that the unpredictability of future demand and credit conditions make it difficult to justify expanding capacity in crucial sectors even in the face of soaring prices. They fear the “<a href="https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/economics-econometrics-and-finance/bullwhip-effect">bullwhip effect</a>,” where investors may put up cash for new plants or equipment to respond to higher prices, only for those prices to fall before new production can actually come online.
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We saw an example of this dynamic with the rash of “<a href="https://www.spglobal.com/commodityinsights/en/market-insights/latest-news/oil/071421-capital-discipline-is-slowing-growth-in-us-oil-production-but-how-long-will-it-last">capital discipline</a>” that drove gas and oil prices so high through much of 2021 and 2022. Typically we think that producers will respond to price rises with more production, which should eventually bring prices back down.
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But investment in new capacity to produce enough for rising demand takes time, and in an environment disrupted by war and pandemics, investors may not be sure the demand driving prices up today will last long enough to pay off the costs of new equipment or a plant that only starts generating revenue months or years down the line.
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It’s much safer to rake in the profits that come with unexpectedly high prices, which is what <a href="https://www.fitchratings.com/research/corporate-finance/sustained-high-oil-prices-to-test-us-energys-capital-allocation-production-discipline-14-03-2022">shareholders demanded of energy companies</a> for much of last year. In other words, as Feygin put it, “bottlenecks are incentivized.”
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The government, for better or worse, has the unique ability to stabilize the investment cycle and goad risk-averse private capital into making desperately needed, but enormously costly, long-term investments.
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Industrial policy has always been with us
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Though Biden has put a unique focus on rebuilding fraying supply chains, “the US has always done investment strategy,” says Feygin, even in recent years, when that policy impulse had supposedly vanished.
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Take, for instance, Operation Warp Speed under former President Donald Trump, which guaranteed enormous revenues to the makers of MRNA vaccines for Covid-19: Had this policy not been in place, Pfizer and Moderna may not have been able to justify the immense cost of standing up new factories and distribution networks.
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Before that, the Obama administration’s <a href="https://www.marketplace.org/2018/11/13/what-did-america-buy-auto-bailout-and-was-it-worth-it/">auto bailout</a> saved an entire American industry from the short-term liquidationist impulses of Wall Street. The Bush administration’s <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/21/business/worldbusiness/21iht-admin.4.18853088.html">pro-homeownership policies</a> drove new home construction to <a href="https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/PERMIT">multi-decade highs</a>, and once the policies cratered in the 2008 crash, the <a href="https://www.builderonline.com/builder-100/strategy/the-great-recession-builders-look-back_o">homebuilding industry didn’t recover for more than a decade</a>.
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President Bill Clinton <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/1992/11/10/science/clinton-to-promote-high-technology-with-gore-in-charge.html">boosted the high-tech sector</a> to smooth the industrial transition from the end of the Cold War’s arms-making boom to a civilian economy.
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The distortions may be half the point
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Many economic commentators <a href="https://www.wsj.com/articles/chips-act-subsidies-progressives-industrial-policy-gina-raimondo-joe-manchin-7da07403?mod=article_inline">dinged the Biden administration</a> for its recent decision to require semiconductor factories to offer child care if they wanted federal subsidies. Child care requirements on a program intended to protect a vital supply chain seemed like a <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/02/opinion/democrats-liberalism.html">classic example</a> of an industrial policy perverted by political concerns, an unrelated sop to Democratic interest groups, or even social engineering in disguise.
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But industrial policy is attractive to policymakers precisely because it can provide the means for enacting a particular vision of society. As historian <a href="https://twitter.com/_timbarker?lang=en">Tim Barker</a> has written in a <a href="https://dash.harvard.edu/handle/1/37372276">recent dissertation</a>, the post-World War II “golden age of capitalism” and the American lifestyle of mass prosperity and suburban consumption owe far more to a particular form of industrial policy — the military Keynesianism of the Cold War arms buildup and the space race — than the common story of an explosion of pent-up consumer demand fueling growth.
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By the peak of the midcentury boom in the late 1950s through the 1960s, the biggest manufacturing employer was not the civilian-focused auto industry, but the almost entirely government-subsidized aerospace industry, which did 80 percent of its business with the Department of Defense.
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Looking at macroeconomic data, Barker found that the 1950s and ’60s did not show a transition from an investment-heavy World War II era to a flowering of private consumption, as <a href="https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/features/tupperware-consumer/">popular narratives</a> about that time suggest. Instead, the consumption share of the economy stagnated, while booms and busts corresponded almost exactly with boosts in defense spending.
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The American dream, Barker’s work suggests, rested on a foundation of a thoroughly militarized economy. While economists typically talk about <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guns_versus_butter_model">social welfare and defense spending as competing macroeconomic priorities</a> — guns versus butter — the 1950s and 1960s were an era when jobs making guns provided much of the butter. Think of the quintessential postwar Californian suburban nuclear family: chances are, dad was an aerospace or defense engineer.
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This could lead politicians to make some cynical choices. When capitalism dipped into crisis in the early 1970s, Nixon <a href="https://www.fordlibrarymuseum.gov/library/document/0314/1552646.pdf">told members of his Cabinet</a>, “To goose the economy, the private sector is the best place. In government the best place is the military,” and urged military planners to look for forms of war spending that could provide an economic boost back home.
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War spending helped Nixon reward and grow his “silent majority” political base who lived in the suburbs and the Sunbelt where the defense and aerospace industries had exploded. Of course, Nixon was aware of the politically explosive nature of increasing spending on an unpopular Vietnam War to sustain domestic prosperity, and said, “Don’t discuss jobs outside this room … Don’t write any memos on this.”
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Biden, meanwhile, can afford to be “more explicit” about using investment spending to accomplish social goals, according to Feygin of the Berggruen Institute. “The US has a very weak welfare state, but that doesn’t mean it has a small state,” Feygin says.
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By driving investment into leading industries, the government creates the kind of jobs that provide benefits — like child care — seen in welfare states. The hope is that employers in other sectors will feel the need to offer similar benefits to compete for labor.
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Industrial spending can also have massive regional impacts, as Cold War defense spending did in places like <a href="https://www.jstor.org/stable/445307">California</a> or<a href="https://www.longislandhistoryproject.org/cold-war-long-island/"> Long Island</a>, and as Biden seeks to do with <a href="https://www.brookings.edu/blog/the-avenue/2023/03/06/bidens-big-bet-on-place-based-industrial-policy/">“place-based” programs</a> for a “battery belt” in areas previously devastated by deindustrialization.
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Biden’s industrial policy only constitutes a sharp deviation when viewed narrowly next to the neoliberal era — an era that, to be sure, also saw its own government interventions in the economy. Another way to see it is as a return to the roots of the early American economy, and the mid-20th-century economy that those policies eventually nurtured.
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Biden’s economic team is betting on something Hamilton knew: Long-term investment in the real economy is essential, but private investors might not provide it. That’s where government can — and should — step in.
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<li><strong>10 new documentaries to watch for, from Thomas Kinkade to Y2K</strong> -
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<img alt="An apple being measured." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/6qfGSU6-sJatsXuYDTcVnDmV00w=/0x0:1920x1440/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/72149482/acommonsequence.0.jpg"/>
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A scene from <em>A Common Sequence.</em> | Sundance Institute
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The best nonfiction of the spring festival circuit is on the way.
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Summer is for blockbusters, fall is for prestige movies, but late winter and early spring — whether or not you realize it — is when many of the year’s smaller, more daring, more provocative films start showing up. Festivals in places as far-flung as Berlin and Austin, New York City and Columbia, Missouri, show some of the most exciting and challenging films from around the world.
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And often the best of these are nonfiction movies, films that invert and defy what we’ve come to believe a documentary has to be. From dozens of documentaries I saw in this year’s early spring season, I’ve selected 10 to keep an eye on. You won’t want to miss them, whether they show up in a regional festival near you now or in a theater or streaming platform later.
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<em>Art for Everybody</em>
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<img alt="A man in a suit sits next to a painting of a lighthouse." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/1n5WDGQd1h-YXqIspYyqnFe1pxk=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24560356/artforeverybody.jpg"/> <cite>Art for Everybody</cite>
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Thomas Kinkade in <em>Art for Everybody.</em>
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When news broke in 2012 that the artist Thomas Kinkade had died of a drug and alcohol overdose, public response was somewhere between disbelief and schadenfreude. The self-dubbed “Painter of Light,” with his cozy landscapes and cottages, had become synonymous with either peace or kitsch, depending on who you talked to; his mass-market paintings and enormously popular branding were widely derided in the art world, and he courted the disdain as a way of bolstering his family-friendly, conservative-focused, faith-forward brand. But the real man was much more complicated, and with the help of Kinkade’s family, admirers, detractors, and skeptics, Miranda Yousef’s excellent documentary explores the real man behind the brand. Even if you think you know Kinkade’s whole deal, this film is remarkable, probing how the cultivation of a public image in conservative Christian America, and the maintenance of that public image, has shifted and exploded since the 1990s.
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<strong>How to watch it: </strong><em>Art for Everybody</em> premiered at SXSW; watch <a href="https://www.facebook.com/artforeverybodyfilm/">the film’s Facebook page</a> for updates.
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<em>Art Talent Show</em>
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<img alt="A man sits, watching younger artists draw on canvases. " src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/FD3mz3U541TqcQOyzW_4v0i6b1k=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24560361/arttalentshow.jpg"/> <cite>Art Talent Show</cite>
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A scene from <em>Art Talent Show</em>.
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It’s a weird time to be in the art world. Like many art schools around the world, Prague’s Academy of Fine Arts employs a rigorous admissions process for young artists who hope to study with its renowned teachers. <em>Art Talent Show</em>, directed by Adéla Komrzý and Tomáš Bojar, is a fly-on-the-wall, wickedly funny peek into that process, focused on the teachers who must evaluate students’ portfolios and interview them for admission and, sometimes, argue with them quite fiercely. <em>Art Talent Show</em> showcases the friction between generations, particularly in their view of what’s important for a career in art. Is it originality? Having provocative ideas? Technical skill? The artist’s identity markers? And who really gets to say?
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</p>
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<strong>How to watch it: </strong><em>Art Talent Show</em> made its US premiere at the True/False Film Festival; watch <a href="https://www.filmmovement.com/art-talent-show">the film’s website</a> for updates.
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</p>
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<h3 id="CWvdWO">
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<em>A Common Sequence</em>
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<div id="RFlYdY">
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You watch <em>A Common Sequence</em> for a while before you realize what it’s about, but when it hits, it hits hard. Experimental filmmakers Mary Helena Clark and Mike Gibisser start with the achoque, an endangered species of salamander, and the culture of fishing and mysticism around it, then glide gracefully into observing apples on trees in Washington state, then ways in which Indigenous people have been sought after and exploited by modern medical research for their DNA. Eventually, it becomes clear that this is a story about the building blocks of life — our DNA and the DNA of flora and fauna across the globe — and the struggle to keep its sequencing public rather than allowing private interests and corporations to take it for themselves. It’s an engrossing film, one that demands full attention but also, brilliantly, rewards it.
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</p>
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<strong>How to watch it: </strong><em>A Common Sequence</em> made its US premiere at Sundance and is currently playing at festivals.
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</p>
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<h3 id="vQWSNK">
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<em>Confessions of a Good Samaritan</em>
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</h3>
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<figure class="e-image">
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<img alt="An X-ray type image of a human skull and brain, with a blurry image of Penny Lane in the background, looking contemplative." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/dEnm8gL4Aq2yIeUiWmNkuFQwkVk=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24560367/goodsamaritan.jpg"/> <cite>Sandbox Films</cite>
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A scene from <em>Confessions of a Good Samaritan.</em>
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Filmmaker Penny Lane is best known as a director of films like <em>Hail, Satan! </em>and <em>Listening to Kenny G</em>, but for <em>Confessions of a Good Samaritan,</em> she puts herself in the frame, too. Lane decides to become an altruistic kidney donor — in other words, to donate her kidney to a stranger — and to document the process while also examining the idea of altruism more broadly. What prompts people to help someone they don’t know? And what does it mean to take that risk? <em>Confessions of a Good Samaritan</em> is a winsome, provocative, and thoughtful exploration of the ethics of selflessness, the twistiness of human nature, and a culture that grapples with both.
|
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</p>
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<strong>How to watch it: </strong><em>Confessions of a Good Samaritan</em> premiered at SXSW and is currently playing at festivals.
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</p>
|
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<h3 id="Ilb91k">
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<em>Forms of Forgetting</em>
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</h3>
|
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<figure class="e-image">
|
||
<img alt="A hand reaches out to an elephant trunk." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/IIaQleLcl3lrEHRFmxlypmBd_3c=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24560377/formsofforgetting.jpg"/> <cite>Forms of Forgetting</cite>
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An image from <em>Forms of Forgetting.</em>
|
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|
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<em>Forms of Forgetting</em>, from director Burak Çevik, keeps shape-shifting beneath the audience. First it’s a film about … ice fishing, maybe? But then we’re listening in as Nesrin and Erdem, who broke up 14 years earlier, watch and comment upon footage of themselves discussing why they broke up, which in turn was filmed a few years earlier. Then the film spools off in other directions, investigating how our memories, for better or worse, are invested in our bodies, the structures we inhabit, the worlds and narratives we carry around with us. It’s esoteric, sure, but personal and even painful, extending what you can do with a movie and letting time expand and collapse into itself.
|
||
</p>
|
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<strong>How to watch it: </strong><em>Forms of Forgetting</em> premiered at Berlinale; watch <a href="https://burakcevik.com/formsofforgetting">Çevik’s website</a> for upcoming screenings.
|
||
</p>
|
||
<h3 id="Mlw5KM">
|
||
<em>Hummingbirds</em>
|
||
</h3>
|
||
<figure class="e-image">
|
||
<img alt="Two young people wearing novelty glasses sip sodas." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/YfXvrWuD7wAT_J5wSinOM6LVHAU=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24560382/hummingbirds.jpg"/> <cite>Extra Terrestrial Films</cite>
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||
<figcaption>
|
||
A scene from <em>Hummingbirds</em>.
|
||
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|
||
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|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="6oJkqm">
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Silvia Del Carmen Castaños and Estefanía “Beba” Contreras, best friends living in Laredo, Texas, are both stars and directors in <em>Hummingbirds</em>, shot during the summer of 2019. Shot in collaboration with a set of more experienced filmmakers, the film follows the pair as they whirl through a series of adventures: protesting for reproductive rights, playing music and bingo, spending the hot nights exploring the streets of their city. They have serious conversations about their families, their families’ immigration status, and the future — and they sparkle the whole time. It’s often funny and heartbreaking at once, capturing the excitement and anticipation of a moment that flashes by and disappears before you realize how fleeting it is.
|
||
</p>
|
||
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="dp9NCQ">
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<strong>How to watch it: </strong><em>Hummingbirds</em> premiered at Berlinale; watch <a href="http://extra-terrestrial-films.com/hummingbirds">the film’s website</a> for updates.
|
||
</p>
|
||
<h3 id="rUzksx">
|
||
<em>Natalia</em>
|
||
</h3>
|
||
<figure class="e-image">
|
||
<img alt="A black and white image of a woman in a nun’s garb, wearing headphones and staring out the window." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/NWjCGQx-kGw3jG9HHmgdinsFxo8=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24560385/natalia.jpg"/> <cite>Natalia</cite>
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||
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|
||
A scene from <em>Natalia</em>.
|
||
</figcaption>
|
||
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Elizabeth Mirzaei’s <em>Natalia</em>, shot in black and white, centers on a young woman who is preparing to take her vows as a nun in the Byzantine Catholic tradition. Its subject, who has taken the name Natalia, earned a degree and dated men seriously before entering the order as a novice. Now, she’s sorting through her complex feelings about committing to a life of celibacy and devotion to God; is this really the life God wants for her? And if so, why does she feel pain? <em>Natalia</em> is careful and beautiful, a portrait of spiritual struggle, fear, and the meaning of real peace.
|
||
</p>
|
||
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="IhZOIT">
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<strong>How to watch it: </strong><em>Natalia</em> premiered at the True/False Film Festival and is currently playing at festivals.
|
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</p>
|
||
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|
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<em>Ramona</em>
|
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</h3>
|
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<figure class="e-image">
|
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<img alt="A young woman with a pregnant-looking belly stands in a room, a boom mic above her head." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/h-T3tHLnwFbx50P6zdlALWiFxow=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24560394/ramona.jpg"/> <cite>Ramona</cite>
|
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|
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An image f<em>ro</em>m<em> Ramona.</em>
|
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|
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|
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Victoria Linares Villegas was intending to make a movie about a pregnant teenager in the Dominican Republic, where teenage pregnancy is common. She’d cast Camilla Santana in the role. But when the pandemic thwarted her plans, the project pivoted and became <em>Ramona</em>, a documentary in which Santana interviews other pregnant girls and young women, both to research her role and to understand better their lives. From there, Santana starts to inhabit the role, trying to fully embody her character; we watch an artist learning what it means to really empathize, or if that’s even possible. Fiction and nonfiction blur in <em>Ramona</em>, which doesn’t shrink from the harsh reality that these girls and women, living in a culture in which abortion is unthinkable, often lack support and stability in their new roles. The cycle perpetuates itself, and the stories they tell explore what it means to be a woman.
|
||
</p>
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="7RX3tU">
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<strong>How to watch it: </strong><em>Ramona</em> premiered at the True/False Film Festival and is currently playing at festivals.
|
||
</p>
|
||
<h3 id="RTqQT3">
|
||
<em>Three Women</em>
|
||
</h3>
|
||
<figure class="e-image">
|
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<img alt="An older woman in a kerchief stands near a field, holding a bunch of balloons." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/UvRxPxw90rHi2fGKem_mp4ZEgvQ=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24560403/threewomen.jpg"/> <cite>Three Women</cite>
|
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<figcaption>
|
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A scene from <em>Three Women</em>.
|
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|
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|
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It is 2019 in the remote Ukrainian village of Stuzhytsya, and the young people are leaving. There’s no opportunity here, and that’s the backdrop against which three older women — a post office clerk, a biologist, and a farmer — are living their lives. Director Maksym Melynk started filming the women, asking them questions about their work and the future, and slowly becomes drawn into their world. What transpires is a darkly funny documentary about a world struggling for survival, a country on the brink, and women making the best of a dying village.
|
||
</p>
|
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<strong>How to watch it: </strong><em>Three Women</em> made its US premiere at the True/False Film Festival and is currently playing at festivals.
|
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</p>
|
||
<h3 id="JLuZ39">
|
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<em>Time Bomb Y2K</em>
|
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</h3>
|
||
<figure class="e-image">
|
||
<img alt="A man with a hat that says 01/01/Oh, Oh! sits in an office crowded with papers." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/RiUjHRY3zosMv3Tp8GKIFyGFCaY=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24560409/timebomb.jpg"/> <cite>HBO</cite>
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|
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A scene from <em>Time Bomb Y2K.</em>
|
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|
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From where we sit now, the panic around the “Y2K bug” — a code glitch that could have caused mass chaos when the calendar ticked over from 1999 to 2000 — feels like a distant memory, almost quaint. It ended up being a nothingburger, but that was, in part, because people started sounding the alarm years earlier. <em>Time Bomb Y2K</em> uses archival footage from the late 1990s to reconstruct what happened and why, and the results are often comical. But what it establishes, subtly, is something much darker: that while we were all focused on a bug, the seeds of all kinds of today’s plagues were taking root, from radical nationalism and gun fervor to mass inattention to the climate crisis to the undermining of expertise and authority. The movie ends on a positive note, one that looks toward the future, but it’s bittersweet all these years later.
|
||
</p>
|
||
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="atMHUF">
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<strong>How to watch it: </strong><em>Time Bomb Y2K</em> premiered at the True/False Film Festival and will be distributed by HBO.
|
||
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|
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<li><strong>The viral story of a girl and her goat explains how the meat industry indoctrinates children</strong> -
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<figure>
|
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<img alt="A girl sits on the ground looking at her goat, who is held by a leash and looking back at her." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/MGPwGcp6Nks5-K1Ne2OJA5Q5OLo=/0x0:480x360/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/72149394/IMG_4505.0.jpeg"/>
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<figcaption>
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Jessica Long’s daughter and her goat, Cedar. | Advancing Law for Animals
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The slaughter of Cedar the goat shines a light on the ideology of 4-H.
|
||
</p>
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The <a href="https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/article273127820.html">story</a> of a California girl and her goat named Cedar, which captured <a href="https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-03-30/goat-slaughter-shasta-county-fair">national</a> and <a href="https://metro.co.uk/2023/03/31/california-girl-sues-fair-after-pet-goat-is-auctioned-and-barbecued-18539054/">international</a> <a href="https://www.insider.com/lawsuit-police-seized-girls-pet-goat-cedar-after-auction-dispute-2023-3">headlines</a> this past week, almost reads like it could have been penned by a Hollywood screenwriter. The tale of a child battling cruel adults for the life of a beloved animal companion has been the plot of everything from a classic children’s story (<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte%27s_Web"><em>Charlotte’s Web</em></a>), sci-fi film (2017’s <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2017/5/19/15662370/okja-review-cannes-netflix-controversy-boos"><em>Okja</em></a>), and even an episode of <em>The Simpsons</em> (“<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1215758/">Apocalypse Cow</a>”).
|
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</p>
|
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The tale begins in the experience of <a href="https://4-h.org/about/">millions of children</a> who enroll annually in their local 4-H clubs — a more than century-old national youth organization run by the US Department of Agriculture that teaches personal development skills through agricultural and home economics projects. Last year, the 9-year-old daughter of Jessica Long, a resident of Shasta County in northern California, acquired a baby goat for a 4-H “livestock project.” The idea was that she would raise the goat until he was ready to be auctioned for slaughter at the local county fair, a common activity for 4-H members.
|
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But raising Cedar led Long’s daughter to care deeply for him and, on the eve of the auction last June, she pleaded for the goat to be spared. The fair organizers refused. Then, Republican state Sen. Brian Dahle, a farmer and unsuccessful 2022 California gubernatorial candidate, submitted a winning bid of $902 for Cedar’s meat, of which $63.14 was to go to the fair. Later that night, in a last-ditch effort to save Cedar the goat from slaughter, Long and her daughter took him from the fair.
|
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But that’s when the plot took a dark turn no Hollywood studio would greenlight. The Shasta District Fair claimed Long had stolen Cedar, demanded she surrender the goat for butchering, and threatened to involve the police if she did not. Long refused. That’s when the Shasta County Sheriff’s Office got involved. Armed with a search warrant, officers drove more than 500 miles across northern California, seized Cedar from the Sonoma County property where he had been taken, and returned him to Shasta County, where he was slaughtered. Long is now suing county officials for violating her daughter’s civil rights.
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Cedar’s case might seem like an isolated if viral news story. The lawsuit was filed last August to <a href="https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/article265138311.html">limited</a> media attention, but in the wake of a story first published in the <a href="https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/article273127820.html">Sacramento Bee</a> on March 29 and subsequent <a href="https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1641582010916569090">viral Twitter posts</a>, it has been covered everywhere from the <a href="https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-03-30/goat-slaughter-shasta-county-fair">Los Angeles Times</a> to the <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/04/03/goat-slaughter-lawsuit/">Washington Post</a> and <a href="https://www.dropbox.com/s/l298j6ns90pnenu/Vanessa%20Shakib%20-%20CNN-TV%20News%204-3-2023%20%20CNN%20Tonight_2.mp4?dl=0">CNN</a>, among others. But the whole affair reflects a bigger point about how programs like 4-H, the <a href="https://4-h.org/about/history/">largest</a> youth organization in the country, train generations of children to act against their better moral judgments. Implicit in 4-H’s livestock projects is the view that farm animals <a href="https://shop4-h.org/collections/animal-agricultural-science-curriculum/products/beef-curriculum-1-bite-into-beef">are fungible commodities</a> with one correct use — food — a belief that also undergirds the politics of meat in America. Put simply, it takes quite a bit of hard work to convince people to treat animals as nothing but meat, but hundreds of billions of dollars a year depend on it.
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One goat versus the multibillion-dollar meat industry
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The police who seized Cedar on behalf of the fair association were working in a political context shaped by agricultural interests. The action reflects a common pattern of law enforcement overreach in service of the meat industry that’s also evident in, for example, the <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/08/science/animals-rights-piglets-smithfield.html">FBI’s</a> <a href="https://theintercept.com/2018/06/07/animal-rights-activists-face-multiple-felony-charges-brought-by-prosecutors-with-ties-to-smithfield-foods/">raids</a> on farm sanctuaries in pursuit of animals <a href="https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/23647682/factory-farming-dxe-criminal-trial-rescue">rescued</a> by activists from factory farms.
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In this case, Long’s <a href="https://www.dropbox.com/s/scmay6jsmdd3vwa/16_First%20Amended%20Complaint%20-%20E.L.%20v.%20Shasta%20Sheriffs.pdf?dl=0">lawsuit</a> argues, she was accused of a theft she couldn’t possibly have committed since her daughter was still the legal owner of the animal when she removed him from the fair and, as a minor, she had the right under California law to <a href="https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displaySection.xhtml?sectionNum=6710.&nodeTreePath=13.4.2&lawCode=FAM">disaffirm any contract</a> she’d made to sell him. The suit also claims that the police committed a number of errors in their seizure of Cedar, including the use of a criminal search warrant in a case she argues was civil, and then not following the California requirement to hold onto evidence — which, in this case, would have meant keeping Cedar alive. The defendants named in the case — including the county, three Shasta police officers, the Shasta District Fair and Event Center, the fair’s CEO, and another person affiliated with the fair — denied most of the allegations in a formal <a href="https://www.dropbox.com/work?preview=18_County+Answer.pdf">response</a> to the suit.
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Shasta County, which sprawls along the foothills of California’s Cascade mountains, is a relatively rural, sparsely populated, and poor county by state standards. While <a href="https://www.shastaedc.org/regional-data/workforce/">only 1 percent of its workforce is employed directly in agriculture</a>, it is politically dominated by the Republican Party, which has thick state and national relationships to farming interests and claims farmers and ranchers as an important constituency. California may be better known for Hollywood and Silicon Valley, but the state is also the <a href="https://data.ers.usda.gov/reports.aspx?ID=17844">nation’s top agricultural and dairy producer</a>, and farming has been a major force in its economic development. Especially in the deep red counties of the Central Valley and far north, farm interests still pack an outsized political punch in this otherwise Democratic-dominated state.
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At the same time, California’s <a href="https://www.census.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2022/urban-rural-populations.html">mostly urban and suburban populace</a> has become increasingly critical of agriculture’s impacts, especially around the treatment of animals. In 2018, 62.7 percent of California voters passed <a href="https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/22576044/prop-12-california-eggs-pork-bacon-veal-animal-welfare-law-gestation-crates-battery-cages">a proposition</a> to strengthen the state’s animal welfare standards, a measure that is now being challenged by the pork industry <a href="https://newrepublic.com/article/166932/legal-fight-californias-prop-12-animal-rights">before the US Supreme Court</a>. But in many rural counties, the agricultural lobby and culture are still strong, with local elites boosting programs that bear the imprint of rural identity, such as 4-H and FFA (what used to be called Future Farmers of America).
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What happened to Cedar, which <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/128qsdr/when_a_9yearold_girl_didnt_want_her_goat_to_be/">struck</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1641582010916569090">so</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/lwoodhouse/status/1641646596701192192">many</a> readers as absurd and out of proportion, shines a light on the ideology of 4-H. One of us (Gabriel) has written a <a href="https://gendersexualityfeminist.duke.edu/books/4-h-harvest-sexuality-and-state-rural-america">book</a> about the organization’s importance in American history. In its initial years, 4-H aimed to teach rural youth how to be successful farmers and homemakers. Enrolled youth focused on producing an outstanding agricultural or domestic economy product to competitively exhibit at the county fair: an egg-laying chicken, a home-sewn dress, a plump tomato, a jar of preserved berries, or a fattened calf, for example. Livestock projects like the one Long’s daughter took on, in which children care for a farm animal in preparation for auction and slaughter, date back to the organization’s founding, though today 4-H’s curriculum also spans things like computer science and photography, more recent additions intended to broaden the organization’s appeal to urban and suburban youth without farm experience.
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Many Americans might assume 4-H represents an organic expression of rural civic pride, but <a href="https://www.pennpress.org/9780812247534/the-4-h-harvest/">its history</a> is deeply interwoven with the <a href="https://dukespace.lib.duke.edu/dspace/bitstream/handle/10161/21587/Youth%20as%20Infrastructure.pdf?sequence=2&isAllowed=y">leviathan of federal power</a>, particularly the US Department of Agriculture’s efforts to cultivate capital-intensive, <a href="https://newrepublic.com/article/164874/abolish-department-agriculture">debt-financed agriculture</a> across large swaths of rural America. Since 4-H’s founding, the USDA has indirectly administered the program through a network of local agents, and it still legally owns the 4-H name and its iconic clover emblem. (A 1939 law makes the misuse of the 4-H name or emblem <a href="https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?req=granuleid:USC-2000-title18-section707&num=0&edition=2000">a federal crime</a>.)
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Youth show their 4-H pigs at a county fair in Montana.
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Training rural youth to think about animals as products has been a central part of 4-H livestock projects. County fair associations, the quasi-governmental organizations that run the fair and manage the fairgrounds, frequently function as pass-throughs for the civic investments of <a href="https://muse.jhu.edu/pub/134/article/885668/pdf?casa_token=xhCrwnDi_MIAAAAA:iTrISsC_PvX87EbuRtU1puOd3GjaVEUsPn8G1YXefjZGO3qddcI2peyEDfzI8PJ5RWC1nsfX">large businesses and wealthy farmers</a>. Historically, those players supported fair associations and 4-H clubs, donating livestock and small, interest-free, non-collateralized loans for feed and other supplies — similar to what is now termed “<a href="https://www.google.com/books/edition/Microfinance_Handbook/ciFt3kcRYGIC?hl=en&gbpv=0">microfinance</a>” in international economic development literature. They then purchased back the matured animals at county and state auctions, usually well above market value (Dahle bid $902 for Cedar, compared to an estimated <a href="https://ageconsearch.umn.edu/record/330124">market rate for goats of roughly $300 or less</a>) to stoke enthusiasm about the livestock business among the community’s youth.
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But today, such livestock projects sit in an uneasy relationship to a meat industry defined by <a href="https://www.dukeupress.edu/porkopolis">inhuman scale, speed, and brutality</a>. Sociologists Colter Ellis and Leslie Irvine have <a href="https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/tsq.12047?casa_token=XmjwRM-YOG4AAAAA%3ATFcy9LMPJ8sm5R8M4deBTHor7t9GuxnJP1_tBaMxLnJ8OVVdKDdQTICxD462DS9l0yXjaIj8WAyK">argued</a> that 4-H’s livestock projects implicitly teach young people how to manage the emotional dissonance that can result from sending a beloved companion animal to a grisly fate. The program’s cognitive and emotional socialization is consistent with broader strategies deployed in animal agriculture to justify what many workers may experience as the disturbing and even traumatic labor of slaughter, Ellis <a href="https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1111/tsq.12047">contends</a>. Livestock projects systematically undercut and confound the basic moral intuitions youthful participants like Long’s daughter start with, teaching them that it’s natural and right to lovingly care for an animal companion and then slaughter it and sell it as meat for a tidy profit.
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Livestock production teaches kids mercilessness
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Learning that lesson is key to participating in commercial livestock farming at any scale, whether on a local or factory farm, since the grinding imperatives of long-term profit and contractual obligation must ultimately trump childish sentimentalism for small and large farmers alike. The cultural code in farm communities dictates that children must behave as though animals are commodities and avoid challenging social norms shaped by agriculture or be prepared to be treated as pariahs. As Long’s lawsuit notes, she and her daughter “feared that deviation from a 4-H program through resisting the slaughter of livestock would upset other 4-H members and community members.”
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This is why the child’s defiance was so threatening to the fair, its agents, and, by extension, the American agricultural system, and why it was met with the full force of the law. By suggesting that animals may deserve mercy and that the people who raise them might not want them killed, the family broke a social contract, a rupture that is apparent in Long’s correspondence with county fair officials. Sending Cedar to slaughter was “to teach our youth responsibility” and was “unfortunately out of my hands,” Shasta Fair Association CEO Melanie Silva told Long in an email. There was no opt-out clause, no room for individual conscience or moral judgment.
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That’s a feature of 4-H’s livestock projects, not a bug. Farm animals are to be treated as abstract and fungible, as indistinguishable from one another as one cellophane-wrapped steak is from the next. If an exception is made to spare one animal’s life, the whole ideology is undermined.
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Philosopher Cora Diamond, in her writing about <a href="https://www.jstor.org/stable/3749876">what could sway humans to treat animals better</a>, has noted that mercy is the quality of recognizing the suffering of one over whom we wield power and choosing to treat them with compassion. To make mercilessness into a virtue, as such programs inherently do, propels violence against the vulnerable, whether animal or human, but it also strips people of what Diamond sees as our human moral capacity. Mercy <a href="https://bearistotle.substack.com/p/andrew-yangs-dog-and-my-dog">emerges</a> not because we are bound by some abstract inhuman rule, but the opposite — because <a href="https://read.dukeupress.edu/books/book/550/chapter-abstract/124532/Injustice-and-Animals?redirectedFrom=fulltext">we are exposed</a> to the particular suffering of a creature in our power and moved by our consciences to spare them, as Long’s daughter was.
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Perhaps the county’s brutal response to a single girl’s act of mercy came in part because she reminded the adults around her that they were not metaphysically bound to cruelty to animals; they could choose mercy, but chose not to. One child’s torch-bright act of conscience illuminated the willingness of adults around her to substitute the brittle formalisms of market logic, economic exchange, and contract for the operation of ethical reflection, a kind of moral torpor without which modern animal agriculture would be impossible.
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For 4-H, the slaughter of Cedar has created bad publicity that could well spark an identity crisis. In response to <a href="https://carsey.unh.edu/publication-rural-america-lost-population-over-past-decade-for-first-time-in-history">declining rural populations</a>, 4-H has worked hard to renew its relevance through projects aimed at urban and suburban children that appeal to liberal sensibilities about sustainability and food ethics, as journalists Kiera Butler and Sarah McColl <a href="https://www.ucpress.edu/book/9780520275805/raise">have</a> both <a href="https://modernfarmer.com/2017/07/4-h-indoctrination-nation/">observed</a>. Those sensibilities are increasingly difficult to square with the program’s deep ties to animal agriculture, a tension more regularly evident in <a href="https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2017/08/30/545603450/for-4-h-kids-saying-goodbye-to-an-animal-can-be-the-hardest-lesson">teary-eyed children</a> forced to give up their animals for slaughter than in police raids.
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A girl and her 4-H goat paint a picture of farming and food that is a far cry from the ceaseless brutality of the industrial abattoir. In death, Cedar may well remind parents that as long as 4-H teaches children to treat animals as commodities, the slaughterhouse will always be the final destination. The mercilessness of the meat industry may, at any moment, barge into their pastoral scene, sirens blaring, search warrants in hand, to execute a contract and a beloved animal alike.
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<em>Gabriel N. Rosenberg is the associate professor of gender, sexuality, and feminist studies and history at Duke University. His first book, </em><a href="https://gendersexualityfeminist.duke.edu/books/4-h-harvest-sexuality-and-state-rural-america">The 4-H Harvest</a><em> (University of Pennsylvania Press, 2016), explores the history of the United States Department of Agriculture’s iconic rural youth organization. </em>
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<em>Jan Dutkiewicz is a visiting fellow at Harvard Law School. He has published widely about the environmental, public health, and legal aspects of food production in academic journals and publications including Vox, the Guardian, Wired, and the New Republic.</em>
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In a panic reflex I instantly changed to a random channel, the fishing channel.<br/> As my wife walks out again she says: “you should stay on the porn channel… you know how to fish.”
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The farmer notices some flies buzzing around annoying the officer. The policeman is shooing flies more than he’s writing.
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The farmer says “I see you’re being bothered by those circle flies.”
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The policeman says, “If that’s what you call them, yes, they are somewhat annoying.”
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The farmer says, “Yeah, we call them that because we see them circling around the rear ends of horses.”
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The policeman says, “Hmmm. Did you just call me a horse’s ass?”
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The farmer says, “Oh, no sir, officer. I have way too much respect for those who serve in law enforcement to ever say such a thing.”
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The policeman says, “Well, that’s a good thing, then.”
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The farmer adds, “But it’s hard to fool those circle flies.”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/DarthBalls1976"> /u/DarthBalls1976 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/12c45c4/a_policeman_pulls_a_farmer_over_for_speeding_and/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/12c45c4/a_policeman_pulls_a_farmer_over_for_speeding_and/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Three women are sick of their boss always leaving work early on a Tuesday One Tuesday, they all agree to wait 20 minutes after the boss has left, then sneak out themselves - their boss would never know.</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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The brunette left and decided to go shopping.
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The redhead decided to hit the gym before meeting some friends for drinks.
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The blonde decided to go home and surprise her husband, but when she arrive home she heard noises in the bedroom. She slowly walked up, peaked through the door, and saw her husband in bed with her boss. Mortified, she closed the door and crept out of the house.
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The next day back at work, the girls met up and discussed if they should all skip out early again next week.
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“No way” said the blonde, “Yesterday, I almost got caught!”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/YZXFILE"> /u/YZXFILE </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/12bshfg/three_women_are_sick_of_their_boss_always_leaving/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/12bshfg/three_women_are_sick_of_their_boss_always_leaving/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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A son comes home from school one day and tells his dad he’s confused. “Today we learned about practically and theoretically. I tried all day but I don’t get it!”
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The dad thinks for a minute and tells him “Go ask your mom if she’d sleep with a stranger for a million dollars” The son comes back and says “She said yes right away!” “Now go ask your sister the same thing” Kid runs off and comes back “She thought about it for a moment but also said yes”.
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The dad sits him down “You see son, now theoretically we have two million dollars, but practically we only got two whores”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Althure37"> /u/Althure37 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/12brpwv/old_joke_i_translated_hope_it_works_in_english/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/12brpwv/old_joke_i_translated_hope_it_works_in_english/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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