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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Extremely Muddled G.O.P. Logic Behind Moore v. Harper</strong> - In the oral arguments, anyway, it looked like the Four Seasons Total Landscaping of legal cases. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/the-extremely-muddled-gop-logic-behind-moore-v-harper">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Kyrsten Sinema and the Fantasy of the Political Lone Wolf</strong> - Surely there’s some electoral calculation behind the Arizona senator’s decision to leave the Democratic Party, but the timing is especially confusing. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-political-scene/the-political-mystery-of-kyrsten-sinema">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Whom Do Credit-Card-Rewards Programs Really Reward?</strong> - The Durbin-Marshall bill targets a system of inflated fees that swell the profits of the country’s biggest banks. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/whom-do-credit-card-rewards-programs-really-reward">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Kirk Douglas, the Guitarist for the Roots, Revamps the Holiday Classics</strong> - A bona-fide guitar hero puts a fresh spin on some holiday classics. And the former United States Poet Laureate Tracy K. Smith on reading poetry across the political divide. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/podcast/the-new-yorker-radio-hour/kirk-douglas-the-guitarist-for-the-roots-revamps-the-holiday-classics">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Water Wranglers of the West Are Struggling to Save the Colorado River</strong> - Farmers, bureaucrats, and water negotiators converged on Caesars Palace, in Las Vegas, to fight over the future of the drought-stricken Southwest. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-the-southwest/the-water-wranglers-of-the-west-are-struggling-to-save-the-colorado-river">link</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-vox">From Vox</h1>
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<li><strong>The Cheesecake Factory knows what you want</strong> -
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<img alt="A slice of cheesecake with cherries and red sauce and a mint sprig, floating on a neutral background." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/6YDzbJrYx23_DjuKkterSPyspuo=/151x0:2818x2000/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/71789308/slice2.0.jpg"/>
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Too big to fail: How the Cheesecake Factory defied the restaurant industry’s rules of success.
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The Cheesecake Factory menu is over 20 pages long and contains 250 items. The menu was seemingly written by someone who was hungry for everything they could think of but couldn’t name what they actually wanted at that moment. The dishes, mostly sandwiches and pastas and of course cheesecakes, all have names and descriptions. Occasionally, a female first name precedes the actual dish, indicating a personal endorsement for a fresh turkey sandwich or chicken and avocado salad from a “Sheila” or a “Renee” you’ve never met. The burgers are not hamburgers but Glamburgers. Getting shrimp scampi along with the steak Diane is known as a “Factory Combination.”
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There’s something uncanny about the chain. The very combination of words “The Cheesecake Factory” evokes the idea of a humble, blue-collar dessert diner, yet every Cheesecake Factory looks like what would happen if a time-traveling Italian artisan drew Ancient Egypt from memory. Somewhere between the chicken samosas, the Skinnylicious section, and the Americana Cheeseburger Glamburger®, between the towering columns, overstuffed booths, and the free refills on soda, the veil between sense and nonsense, lucidity and lunacy, and good and bad dissolves.
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<q>The rules that govern regular restaurants have no power over the Cheesecake Factory</q>
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This, I’m told, is what makes the Cheesecake Factory a special place — a brave, unapologetic lack of self-awareness or pretense. The rules that govern regular restaurants have no power over the Cheesecake Factory. If there is one rule at the Cheesecake Factory, it’s that the conventional wisdom of the restaurant industry — keeping costs low, concepts simple, and menus under 200 items — is meant to be ignored.
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Year after year since 1978, the Cheesecake Factory has succeeded in abundance. Tens of thousands of diners pile into its 211 North American locations (the company opened its 211th location in Corpus Christi, Texas, in December). In monetary terms, that amounted to around $750 million of revenue per quarter in 2021 and nearly $3 billion per fiscal year. The Cheesecake Factory is often heralded as one of if not the “<a href="https://www.huffpost.com/entry/americas-favorite-restaurant-cheesecake-factory_n_57309099e4b0bc9cb0474c2a">favorite</a>” sit-down chain restaurant to eat at.
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And while it has captured hearts by fulfilling the promise of cheesecake and the guarantee of something for everyone, it remains a case study in everything a restaurant should never do. So how do they do it?
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The Cheesecake Factory: No thoughts, just vibes
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Plainly describing <a href="https://www.eater.com/2017/6/21/15835074/cheesecake-factory-interior-design">what a Cheesecake Factory looks like</a> to someone who has never been to one may cause them to think you’re lying or trying to trick them. That’s what happens when you invite someone to imagine the unimaginable. Who would expect that you could walk from your local mall right into a place where Egyptian columns flank Greco-Roman accents, where mosaics buttress glass fixtures that look like the <a href="https://twitter.com/frankenfemme_/status/1433989193651326979?lang=en">Eye of Sauron?</a> With soaring ceilings, interior palm trees, and faux-wicker chairs (but, somehow, no water feature), it is a factory only of chaotic phantasmagoria.
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The rhyme and reason behind the restaurant’s decor is that Cheesecake Factories are meant to evoke wealth and extravagance. And what better exemplifies American opulence than the unrestrained acquisition of things already deemed splendid from everywhere but home? All these touches are markers of luxury, features and silhouettes borrowed from the places that rich people see on their rich people vacations. Smashing them all together should, if aesthetic functioned like arithmetic, create the most classiest place in history.
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“Our goal was to give guests a sense they were getting a lot of value for their money. We wanted to give the place a feeling of a high-end restaurant and have the guests surprised by the relatively inexpensive pricing,” <a href="https://studiomccormack.com/#clients">Rick McCormack</a>, Cheesecake Factory’s former VP of design for over 13 years, explained to me. McCormack was part of the company’s major expansion in the ’90s, and went on to design for clients like MGM Resorts, BJ’s Restaurants, and Seasons 52.
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<q>“We knew we were successful when we heard of people coming to the restaurant for special occasions”</q>
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The finishes, he said, included real granite and marble and the walls were hand-rubbed, creating a unique painted finish. Murals were done by traveling artisans, and the light fixtures were custom-blown. All these details were to make the place feel special for diners, that they were going to a destination rather than just another restaurant.
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“We knew we were successful when we heard of people coming to the restaurant for special occasions — prom dinners, birthdays, anniversaries,” he told me.
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As you might expect of a “special occasion” place, the Cheesecake Factory is well-loved. According to National Restaurant News, an American trade publication that covers customer trends, consumers (millennials <a href="https://www.fsrmagazine.com/chain-restaurants/cheesecake-factory-named-casual-dining-brand-year">in particular</a>) regularly rank the Cheesecake Factory as one of <a href="https://www.nrn.com/top-500-restaurants/2022-top-500-countdown-restaurants-ranked-no-50-no-1/gallery?slide=15">the best chain restaurants</a>, as well as <a href="https://www.nrn.com/casual-dining/11-restaurant-chains-best-ambiance">having the best ambiance</a> and the <a href="https://www.nrn.com/consumer-picks/10-restaurant-chains-highest-quality-food/gallery?slide=7">best quality food</a>. A chain restaurant triple threat if there was ever one.
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But if you ask people what it is exactly that they love about the Cheesecake Factory, beyond the seemingly universal regard for the brown bread, the results are a little more mixed. According to an extremely unofficial poll among Cheesecake Factory enthusiasts I know, one common refrain wasn’t a specific dish but rather the vibe that the Cheesecake Factory provided, which is something like a simulacrum of fine dining, accessible for all ages, especially kids. (Also key: the variety, but more on that in a minute.)
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“I thought it was the pinnacle of a nice restaurant in high school,” one person told me. “A fun treat that wasn’t toooo fancy,” said another; “not that pricey compared to most nice restaurants,” said a third.
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“I mean, the Cheesecake Factory is the Michelin three stars of chain restaurants,” pastry chef and Food Network star <a href="https://www.instagram.com/zac_young/?hl=en">Zac Young</a> told me.
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Young first encountered the Cheesecake Factory as a teen in Newton, Massachusetts, at the “fancy mall,” brought there by a group of girlfriends toting Prada bags. He knew it was going to be a luxury experience. Girls with Prada bags only eat at places with food as high status as Prada bags. Nearly every person I spoke to explained to me that Cheesecake Factories, like finicky plants in good soil, only appear in “fancy” malls.
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Restaurants exist that have better food than the Cheesecake Factory. Plenty have better drinks. And yes, some have better cheesecakes. But it seems there aren’t that many restaurants that can out-vibe the Cheesecake Factory.
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“The Cheesecake Factory went through a big expansion in the ’90s, which is when millennials started encountering it as kids. That allowed the brand to be connected to a deeply nostalgic time period in millennial life,” Hillary Dixler Canavan, the restaurants editor at Eater, explained to me. Her theory as to why the restaurant has such a chokehold on Americans is that it’s extremely popular with millennials.
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<q>“Going there now isn’t necessarily about new experiences; it is about chasing a feeling that you felt there before”</q>
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For taxonomy purposes, millennials are now pushing 40, born between the years of 1981 and 1996. They’re the <a href="https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2020/04/28/millennials-overtake-baby-boomers-as-americas-largest-generation/">largest generation in the US</a>, represent the majority of the workforce, and are powerful consumers.<strong> </strong>Their<strong> </strong>desires drive culture, dictating the way businesses run and what they sell. In the Cheesecake Factory’s case, millennial fondness for the restaurant is integral to its popularity.
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The ’90s represented economic prosperity for a lot of Americans. Millennials were teens and tweens then (pre-social media and just at the beginnings of the mass internet), and going out to eat and going out to malls were the highlights of their social routine.
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For a generation that entered the workforce during the 2007 financial crisis, the idea of going to a shopping center with friends and eating at the Cheesecake Factory is a teenage dream. Call it regression or revisionist history, but drinking bottomless, sugary strawberry lemonade from giant plastic cups was maybe one of the times when they felt perfectly happy.
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McCormack’s account lines up with Dixler Canavan’s theory about nostalgia. Millennials who went to the Cheesecake Factory, especially for special occasions, associate it with good feelings. If the restaurant is where you spent your parents’ anniversary or your own birthday, then it’s going to be tethered to happiness. Under the warm, gauzy filter that nostalgia provides, it’s hard for Cheesecake Factory aficionados, especially ones hardened by adulthoods that were punctuated by various financial crises, the fallout from 9/11, climate change, and a pandemic, not to look back at the restaurant without some kind of wistful sentimentality. Going there now isn’t necessarily about creating new experiences; it is about chasing a feeling you felt there before.
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The Cheesecake Factory menu, explained
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In my informal survey of Factory fans, it wasn’t just the memories that stood out, but the absolutely stunning variety. “It’s the ultimate our-group-can’t-agree-on-a-place restaurant,” said one responder, “A mall food court with table service.”
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“They have a very democratic menu,” said another, adding that “there’s something for everyone at Cheesecake Factory.” At 20-plus pages (according to a Cheesecake Factory spokesperson, menus vary slightly depending on location, which may change the page count), the menu is legendary, an icon.
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And browsing the Cheesecake Factory’s original 1978 Beverly Hills menu is like looking at pictures of a movie star before they got famous. Its signature spiral binding is missing, as are the paradise coladas. Ahi poke nachos wouldn’t be invented for decades. It didn’t aim to have something for everyone.
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<img alt=" " src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/Mzsjsrv4Zs8ZsOZKIhGmVRZh4nQ=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24302270/1978_Menu__SpecialtiesSaladsSands__1_.jpg"/> <cite>Courtesy of the Cheesecake Factory</cite>
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The original Cheesecake Factory menu from 1978.
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The typeface — capped entrees and serifs galore — is largely the same, but all of the items fit on one page, like a resumé. There are a mere 26 items (with options to customize), divided into three sections: “Specialties,” “Salads and Cold Plates,” and “Sandwich Creations.” Three different burgers are in the “specialties” section; they might seem more at home in the “sandwich creations” but I’m no arbiter of lunch food taxonomy.
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The expansion, according to the Cheesecake Factory’s <a href="https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/cheesecake-factory-menu-explained">origin story,</a> happened because of owner David Overton’s unwillingness to let any other local restaurant compete. As he told Thrillist in 2018, “I didn’t want another restaurant to open down the block and take my business away,” and so began adding anything someone might want to order. The more dishes — Mexican food, different kinds of pasta— that they added to the original 26, the more people responded positively.
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Overton told Thrillist in that same interview that he wouldn’t have made the menu so big and expansive if he had known more about the industry and how restaurants are supposed to operate. But what he created was the Cheesecake Factory’s lasting legacy.
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“Its success comes from offering something for everyone. A large group can go there and everyone will be able to find something they like at a reasonable cost,” McCormack, the former VP of design, told me.
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Things that everyone likes usually involve cheese and carbs. According to a source with deep knowledge of sales, the most popular dish on the menu is Fettuccine Alfredo, which is ordered over 200,000 times per month. Avocado Egg Roll orders come out at about 140,000 in the same period, and Fried Mac and Cheese orders hover around 126,000.
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<q>The most popular dish on the menu is Fettuccine Alfredo, which is ordered over 200,000 times per month</q>
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“Sometimes people go after creativity and sometimes people just want something delicious that is not as intimidating,” Chef Brandon Cook, executive chef of culinary research & development (a.k.a. one of the heads in the Cheesecake Factory test kitchen), told me. “And when you’ve got a great Fettuccine Alfredo — and our guests tell us that they love our version — we love it.”
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Despite the fact that some meals have been on the roster for over 30 years, the menu does change. Items are swapped in and out every six months. Cook was coy about what happened to my favorite entree from my youth, the fried shrimp scatter (he offered the admittedly similar fried shrimp platter as an alternative), but did explain that getting a new item onto the menu is an extensive process.
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The Cheesecake Factory still draws inspiration from other restaurants, including from fine dining or modern cooking. Cook explained to me that the restaurant’s extremely popular fried mac and cheese balls are a riff and homage to French chef Alain Ducasse. “He’s a huge fan of the Cheesecake Factory,” Cook told me.
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For his casual <a href="https://www.ducasse-paris.com/en/addresses/spoon">concept restaurant Spoon,</a> Ducasse created a mac and cheese terrine. Cook and his team were in love with it not just because of how it tasted but because “it was just so pretty.” But they understood that they couldn’t simply just imitate it because of how complex it was and how it would go over with diners. Macaroni and cheese, Cook told me, wasn’t even on the menu at this point. Through extensive trial and error, though, they were able to replicate it with a Cheesecake Factory spin.
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“We were baking and it was super creamy. It was awesome. But we had no way to reheat it,” Cook told me. “It was out of necessity that we basically made these balls and breaded and deep fried them because we had no other way to reheat them. When it started on the menu, it was dead last in our sales. And now it’s second place behind the avocado egg rolls in the appetizer category.”
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Cook’s adventurous and extensive food knowledge (he spends every morning reading trend reports and perusing Instagram to keep up) and the idea that the Cheesecake Factory is so popular because it’s built on nostalgia and a familiar combination of carbs feel like two different things. One pushes the restaurant forward and the other requires the restaurant to stay the same. But they’re actually much closer than it would appear.
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<q>“We’re chasing deliciousness”</q>
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“What I hope people think of with us is that we are trying to bring whatever America wants to eat to our menu,” Cook told me. “So many other restaurant companies are driven by marketing departments, purchasing departments, and those are all necessary departments. But we’re chasing deliciousness.”
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The idea of “chasing deliciousness” sounds as gooey as a deep-fried mac and cheese ball, but it makes sense, too. Deliciousness isn’t logical or smart; it doesn’t follow a rule book. Deliciousness may even be silly.
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The Cheesecake Factory is a marvel
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="trrry2">
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Flip the hood of the Cheesecake Factory and you’ll find, as <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/thecheesecakefactory/we-worked-in-the-cheesecake-factory-prep-kitchen-for-a-day">Cheesecake Factory employees</a> will happily tell you, food that doesn’t come from a bottle, nor is it simply thrown in a microwave.
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Proteins, sauces, veggies, the dressings that go in their gigantic salads, the chicken marsala and mushrooms — it’s cooked on the spot. If there’s any part of the Cheesecake Factory that resembles an industrial machine, it’s the multiple stations and line cooks needed to create handmade food for every meal. Ironically, the only foods that aren’t cooked fresh are the <a href="https://investors.thecheesecakefactory.com/about-us/the-cheesecake-factory-bakery/default.aspx">cheesecakes and baked desserts</a>; they’re made at an off-site bakery and shipped in.
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“Their quality, their execution, and consistency across the country — it is always the same. And that’s a compliment! That’s impeccable,” pastry chef and Food Network star Young says, “The sauces, the dressings, everything is made in-house. That level of consistency doesn’t happen anywhere else.”
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The sheer work is something Cook, the current test kitchen head, is intimately familiar with. When he started at the Cheesecake Factory in February 2000, he was a line cook. On the first day of the job, he said, he got a recipe book that was “two inches”’ thick — a tome he assumed was for the entire restaurant. It was going to be a daunting task to memorize it, but doable. To Cook’s chagrin, it was just the recipe book for his specific unit, the sauté station.
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He trained for three weeks before he was allowed to cook.
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“My station alone had five cooks that would work just 16 burners,” Cook said of his first experience on the line. “It was one guy calling out the guests and starting dishes. It was one guy finishing and garnishing all the dishes, and three guys just cooking. That was just one station.”
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<aside id="wLXDrW">
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<q>On the first day of the job, he said, he got a recipe book that was “two inches”’ thick … it was just for his specific unit, the sauté station</q>
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Operating within this intricate symphony was daunting to Cook. He thought, by way of prior experience at a Boston restaurant near Fenway Park, that he’d be used to the volume. When the Red Sox would play, that rush would plunge the kitchen into a frenzy. But it still didn’t prepare him for the Cheesecake Factory’s magnitude. The walk-in refrigerator, he said, “was like Oz.”
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Efficiency colliding with sheer number of employees allows the restaurant to feature a menu that contains a section that includes “appetizer salads,” “appetizers,” and “small plates and snacks,’’ a section that is completely different from the section containing “salads, flatbread pizzas, and lunch.” It’s how you can execute a menu where ahi tuna on crispy rice shares a section with a quesadilla and fried macaroni and cheese.
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To say that making things from scratch is unusual in restaurant culture — particularly chain restaurant culture — is an understatement. Squeezing ranch dressing from a bottle or opening up a bag of soup and reheating it is so much easier, cheaper, and faster than making it yourself. With each freshly made plate, there’s also the risk of mucking up a dish, and with that, unhappy diners.
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“Think of it like a factory — the more touch points you have, the more opportunity you have to mess something up,” Young explained to me. “There’s a copious amount of time even for line cook training.”
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Because of all these possible points of failure, changing that iconically vast menu is no joke. Dishes must be able to be replicated over and over again, so Cook and his team need to be deliberate with ingredients. “When it comes to new items, since it’s not just open a bag or open a box or, you know, scoop this or scoop that, we have to put a lot of weight on training and making sure that our staff members are comfortable making the dish before we even offer it on the menu.”
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It’s not just that the Cheesecake Factory is cooking homemade meals for diners from the 250-plus item menu each day — a daunting task in itself. But it’s also replicating that over and over, year after year, across 200-plus restaurants.
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“I have a deep love of chain restaurants period, but Cheesecake is the pinnacle. And the more experience I’ve had in the restaurant industry, it blows my mind even more that they can deliver day in and day out,” Young added.
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Common sense for restaurant success is actually the opposite of everything the Cheesecake Factory does. Minimize labor, minimize ingredients, minimize everything. Restaurants are expensive to maintain and trimming excess helps survivability.<strong> </strong>The restaurant industry revolves around the thinnest of margins, and the common refrain (which should be familiar to anyone who’s ever seen an episode of<em> </em><a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/kitchennightmares"><em>Kitchen Nightmares</em></a>) is to simplify everything.
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The company’s gigantic menu, dedication to making its own food, and close association with a lavish, in-person dining experience were almost its undoing in the first year of the pandemic. Like many restaurants, the Cheesecake Factory was hit unbelievably hard when people weren’t allowed to eat inside restaurants. The Cheesecake Factory furloughed <a href="https://www.wsj.com/articles/americas-make-or-break-week-11585510109?mod=article_inline">41,000 of its hourly workers</a> in March 2020. That same year, the <a href="https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2020-306">SEC charged and settled</a> with the company for “misleading disclosures” about how it failed to admit that it was losing $6 million in cash per week during the pandemic.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="kPhHRN">
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The company’s saving grace was that it pivoted to delivery, turning its extensively trained servers into cashiers, and on and on. <a href="https://www.restaurantbusinessonline.com/workforce/cheesecake-factory-restores-corporate-pay-majority-suspended-jobs#:~:text=The%20polished%2Dcasual%20chain%20also,the%20spread%20of%20COVID%2D19.">In a securities filing that August</a>, it said it had rehired “the majority” of furloughed employees.
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<aside id="ixzGqV">
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<q>“It totally defies restaurant logic”</q>
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Last July, the company <a href="https://investors.thecheesecakefactory.com/news-and-events/news-releases/news-release-details/2021/The-Cheesecake-Factory-Reports-Record-Revenues-in-the-Second-Quarter-of-Fiscal-2021-and-Provides-Business-Update/default.aspx">reported record revenue,</a> $769 million, in its second quarter of 2021 and <a href="https://investors.thecheesecakefactory.com/news-and-events/news-releases/news-release-details/2022/The-Cheesecake-Factory-Reports-Results-for-Second-Quarter-of-Fiscal-2022-and-Provides-Business-Update/default.aspx">improved on that</a> with $832.6 million in its second quarter of 2022. It’s a hard-to-fathom number that the company says might have been even bigger had it not been tempered by inflation and lack of consumer spending.
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“It totally defies restaurant logic. And it’s not to say that any one thing that they do is completely unique, it’s that they’re doing all these things at the same time,” Dixler Canavan, the Eater editor, told me. “And I think the fact that that has worked for them just kind of suggests that they’ve cracked the code.”
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="njDD0s">
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The Cheesecake Factory breaks rules in a way that most of us don’t feel like we can. It’s practically comedic: This thing that shouldn’t exist, especially in a notoriously unforgiving industry, somehow does. Better, fancier, more coherent restaurants have all bit the dust, yet this mall girl-approved, Byzantine spectacle with a pseudo-industrial name keeps chugging along. At the Cheesecake Factory, “something for everyone” doesn’t just mean a hilariously exhaustive menu served amid America’s most chaotic high-low aesthetic mix; it also means a homemade combination of comfort, nostalgia, and deliciousness that can’t help but work.
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</p></li>
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<li><strong>How Christmas trees stopped being just a German thing</strong> -
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<img alt="A Christmas tree on a table. Why?" src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/vn3YUMbVxUnOS4boF1ihprb81_c=/480x0:1920x1080/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/71787097/VDC_POP_087_christmastrees_THUMB_SYN.jpg.0.jpg"/>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom">
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A tree in your house went from niche to international tradition.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="1F88D9">
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How exactly did Christmas trees become a tradition? After all, it’s a little weird to invite such a large plant inside your house.
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="FynHp9">
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The practice has roots as a German custom, but it’s how it made it out of Germany that’s really interesting. It involves royal marriages, a viral illustration, and even a bit of mass immigration too. Watch the above video to learn more.
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Further reading:
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Check out <a href="https://archive.org/details/godeysladysbook22phil/page/262/mode/2up?q=%22christmas+tree%22">the book where the Christmas tree illustration</a> first appeared in America.
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</li>
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Here’s a <a href="https://foresthistory.org/president-bans-christmas-tree/">short narrative</a> about President Roosevelt’s “banning” of Christmas trees:
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<li id="Nf53Is">
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You can actually read all of <a href="http://qvj.chadwyck.com/marketing.do">Queen Victoria’s journals</a> online, though it requires a British IP address or academic credentials.
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<li><strong>Did George Santos lie about everything?</strong> -
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<img alt="" src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/Q1-aClNl4aOXViLz06YZR9kLMAU=/163x0:2775x1959/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/71778710/1245739587.0.jpeg"/>
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New York Representative-elect George Santos speaks during the Republican Jewish Coalition Annual Leadership Meeting in Las Vegas, Nevada, on November 19. | David Becker/Washington Post via Getty Images
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom">
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The Republican representative-elect who allegedly made up his life story, explained.
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="p7v4ia">
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The biography of newly elected Congress member George Santos seemed quite impressive. The 34-year-old son of immigrants had graduated from Baruch College, a public college in New York, before going on to work at firms like Goldman Sachs and Citigroup. Santos eventually became a successful financier who started an animal rescue charity. The problem is that biography was apparently a lie. As revealed in <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/19/nyregion/george-santos-ny-republicans.html">the New York Times</a> on Monday, it wasn’t just that Santos exaggerated his résumé, he had allegedly invented it out of whole cloth.
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="1DbH55">
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The Times found that he apparently did not graduate from Baruch College, he did not work for Goldman Sachs or Citigroup, there were no records of him being a successful financier, nor were there of him registering his animal rescue charity. The Times also found that he had been charged with check fraud in Brazil.
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="TfMwmd">
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Further, a number of outlets have <a href="https://jewishinsider.com/2022/12/george-santos-republican-congress-jewish-long-island-brazil-family/">found no evidence </a>of Santos’s repeated claims to be Jewish, to have Jewish heritage, or to be descended from refugees fleeing the Holocaust.
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="2A7c2z">
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Santos has not directly denied any of the allegations. Instead, in a statement on Monday, which also included a quote wrongly attributed to Winston Churchill, his attorney said, “It is no surprise that Congressman-elect Santos has enemies at the New York Times who are attempting to smear his good name with these defamatory allegations.” On Thursday, Santos followed up <a href="https://twitter.com/Santos4Congress/status/1605989365632614416">on Twitter</a>, promising “To the people of #NY03 I have my story to tell and it will be told next week.”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="WHJ6nB">
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The story has sparked one of the more bizarre political scandals in American history. Members of Congress have <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/retropolis/wp/2018/03/02/temporarily-insane-a-congressman-a-sensational-killing-and-a-new-legal-defense/">committed murder</a> in office. In fact, a member of Congress <a href="https://history.house.gov/Historical-Highlights/1800-1850/A-fatal-duel-between-Members-in-1838/">has even killed</a> another member of Congress. Even in the present day, we’ve seen every scandal under the sun, from Anthony Weiner tweeting a lewd picture of himself, to Marjorie Taylor Greene’s infamous Facebook post about Jewish space lasers. But it’s hard to think of a precedent for a scandal like this.
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</p>
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<h3 id="1YHt0F">
|
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Who is George Santos?
|
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</h3>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="B6320B">
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There are some things we know about Santos. The openly gay son of Brazilian immigrants, he was elected in November to an open congressional seat that includes a thin slice of Queens and much of the North Shore of Long Island in Nassau County. Santos <a href="https://www.politico.com/2022-election/results/new-york/house/">defeated</a> Democrat Robert Zimmerman by a margin of 54 percent to 46 percent. This represented a major swing from 2020 when Biden had won the district by the same margin. That year, Santos <a href="https://www.politico.com/2020-election/results/new-york/house/">ran against</a> incumbent Tom Suozzi in a similar district and lost handily by a margin of 56 percent to 43.5 percent.
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="Cdb7t4">
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The representative-elect is also a major Trump supporter — so much so that he was at Trump’s Ellipse rally on January 6, 2021, and has repeatedly falsely claimed that the former president won the 2020 election.
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="h2oht4">
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Also, for all his alleged lying about his résumé, it is clear that <a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/george-devolder-santos-maga-house-candidate-in-new-york-haunted-by-gig-at-alleged-ponzi-scheme">one company Santos worked at, Harbor City Capital</a>, has been accused by the Securities and Exchange Commission of being a Ponzi scheme. As for Santos’s other employment, he <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/23/nyregion/george-santos-republican-resume.html">did spend a stint </a>as a Portuguese language customer service agent for DISH Network a decade ago.
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</p>
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<h3 id="WHMFIX">
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What don’t we know?
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</h3>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="kgkzl7">
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We don’t know a lot. This ranges from basic facts about Santos’s biography to details about his dealings with the Brazilian criminal justice system, and everything in between, including where he actually lives.
|
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="QtGsUA">
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But most importantly, we don’t know where Santos’s money comes from. The Representative-elect loaned his own campaign $700,000 during the 2022 cycle and <a href="https://disclosures-clerk.house.gov/public_disc/financial-pdfs/2022/10050385.pdf">claimed an income</a> of $750,000. He also listed millions of dollars in assets including an apartment in Rio De Janeiro worth up to $1 million and a seven-figure savings account. It’s a major shift in fortune for <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/19/nyregion/george-santos-ny-republicans.html">someone who was evicted twice,</a> in 2015 and 2017, for failing to pay rent and had been <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/23/nyregion/george-santos-republican-resume.html">taken to court for not paying debts</a>. Even in 2020, he <a href="https://disclosures-clerk.house.gov/public_disc/financial-pdfs/2020/10035760.pdf">reported</a> income in only one category — compensation in excess of $5,000 paid by one source — with <a href="https://www.wsj.com/articles/george-santos-was-just-elected-to-congress-he-faces-scrutiny-over-his-resume-11671627601?st=45insz04d459bh4">no other assets</a>.
|
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</p>
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<h3 id="SQPnxr">
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What happens now?
|
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</h3>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="WEJDtd">
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Dan Goldman, a fellow representative-elect from New York and a former prosecutor, has suggested that Santos face criminal investigation for conspiracy to defraud the United States as well as filing false statements to the Federal Election Commission.
|
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="gbsnGa">
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In an interview with Vox, Goldman shied away from weighing in on whether Santos should be denied his seat in Congress. “I think the bigger question is not whether I think George Santos should be a member of Congress. The bigger question is whether Kevin McCarthy and the Republican leadership think that George Santos should be a member of Congress.”
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="8C9vih">
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However, as of now, McCarthy needs Santos almost as much as Santos needs McCarthy. The Republican leader is facing a revolt among hard-right Republicans opposed to him becoming speaker of the House in January. With the slim incoming GOP majority, it means McCarthy can only risk a handful of defections for a position that requires a majority vote of the entire House. Shortly before the Times’s story was published, Santos endorsed McCarthy <a href="https://twitter.com/Santos4Congress/status/1604671780878225410">on Twitter</a>.
|
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</p>
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="QZr2ml">
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Further, because Santos represents one of the most Democratic seats in Congress held by a Republican, forcing him to resign under any circumstance is risky. It would be a difficult seat for a Republican to hold in a special election and a loss would further imperil an already slim GOP majority.
|
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="n1L4UZ">
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In the meantime, it’s a matter of waiting for the next shoe to drop. The office of New York Attorney General Letitia James is already “looking into some of the issues that have come out.”<strong> </strong>As unsustainable as the current status quo might seem, the only impetus right now for Santos to resign would be a sense of shame, and it seems unlikely that he carries that burden.
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</p>
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<em><strong>Update, December 23, 10:20 am: </strong></em><em>This story was originally published on December 21 and has been updated as more details have been reported about Santos’s background.</em>
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</p></li>
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</ul>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>De Villiers, Macron, Sofiya and Lex Luthor please</strong> -</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The General and Irish Gold impress</strong> -</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Year in review 2022 | Seniors struggle a bit but Greco Roman and junior wrestlers shine</strong> - Despite dominating CWG, the tougher World Championships served a reality check for the Indian stars.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Former captain Shahid Afridi to head new Pakistan selection committee</strong> - Former players Abdul Razzaq and Rao Iftikhar were also named selectors, the PCB said.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>IND vs. BAN, 2nd Test | India stares at defeat as Bangladesh spinners get into action</strong> - Ashwin, Axar, Siraj and Unadkat struck once each in the first session of the day to put Bangladesh in a spot of bother.</p></li>
|
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</ul>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</h1>
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<ul>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Man defeated in Maharashtra Gram Panchayat polls threatens villagers with a sword</strong> - A video of the incident, which took place in Akola’s Khamkhed village in Patur taluka, went viral on social media</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>#THtalksBengaluru | Traffic police to soon replace odd-and-even day parking norm with left side parking rule</strong> - Dr. M.A. Saleem spoke at #THTalksBengaluru, an online live chat with The Hindu and its readers on December 24</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Sikkim gorge accident: Wreaths laid for 16 jawans at Bagdogra</strong> - A rescue operation was immediately launched and four injured soldiers were air evacuated to Siliguri and they are undergoing treatment at a military hospital.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Prepare error-free electoral rolls, observer tells officials</strong> - District in-charge Secretary and District Electoral Roll Observer Salma K. Fahim on Friday asked the officials to update the electoral rolls with accurate data without giving scope for lapses</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Amit Shah calls for education in mother tongue, says it will increase students’ ability to think, reason, analyse</strong> - NEP will make India number one country in the next 25 years, Amit Shah said</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Paris shooting: Three dead and several injured in attack</strong> - Protesters and police clash after what authorities say may have been a racially-motivated attack.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>At least 20 dead in Russia illegal care home fire</strong> - Another six people are injured after the blaze in an unregistered property in the Siberian city of Kemerovo.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Serial killer The Serpent, Charles Sobhraj, deported from Nepal</strong> - Charles Sobhraj, convicted for killing two tourists in 1975, was suspected of several murders in Asia.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>North Korea sold arms to Russia’s Wagner group, US says</strong> - The White House says North Korea provided missiles and rockets to be used in Ukraine, which Pyongyang denies.</p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Meta to pay $725 million to settle Cambridge Analytica lawsuit</strong> - Data harvested by Cambridge Analytica was used for political campaigns. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1906625">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Meta and Alphabet lose dominance over US digital ads market</strong> - Long-held duopoly that rules the $300 billion market is hit by growing competition. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1906620">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Exxon’s bad reputation got in the way of its industry-wide carbon capture proposal</strong> - Shell initially resisted the Houston project and believed Chevron had doubts, too. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1906544">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>A very special Dealmaster: Last-minute deals you can still grab</strong> - Dealmaster has discounts on some of our favorite fitness trackers, 4K TVs, and smart home devices. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1906398">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Google vs. Amazon: The smart display showdown</strong> - Both companies’ smart displays often feel pretty dumb. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1879788">link</a></p></li>
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She said I’m on my menstrual cycle, I said that’s okay I’ll follow you on my Honda
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/TaylorFujii"> /u/TaylorFujii </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ztuj80/i_met_a_woman_at_the_bar_and_asked_to_take_her/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ztuj80/i_met_a_woman_at_the_bar_and_asked_to_take_her/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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Be careful about drunk driving as we are getting close to Christmas and police are out there checking on people.
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Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing led to another and I had a few too many cocktails and then went onto the wine. Not a good idea.
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Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the bar and took a bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyzer tests.
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Because I was in a bus they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I’ve never driven a bus before and I am not even sure where I got it from
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/MEforgotUSERNAME"> /u/MEforgotUSERNAME </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ztm6y5/a_warning_to_all_you_drivers_at_christmas/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ztm6y5/a_warning_to_all_you_drivers_at_christmas/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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“In honor of this holy season” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
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The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents a candle,” he said.
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“You may pass through the pearly gates” Saint Peter said.
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The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells.”
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Saint Peter said “You may pass through the pearly gates.”
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The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”
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The man replied, “These are Carol’s.”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ES_FTrader"> /u/ES_FTrader </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ztyqcb/three_men_died_on_christmas_eve_and_were_met_by/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ztyqcb/three_men_died_on_christmas_eve_and_were_met_by/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>My wife was very disappointed when I told her that I got “I love you” tattooed on my penis.</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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She just shook her head and said, “There you go again, always trying to put words in my mouth.”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/yomommafool"> /u/yomommafool </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/zte1vg/my_wife_was_very_disappointed_when_i_told_her/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/zte1vg/my_wife_was_very_disappointed_when_i_told_her/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night…</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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oof.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/My_Minds_Illusion"> /u/My_Minds_Illusion </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/zu20um/a_storm_blew_away_25_of_my_roof_last_night/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/zu20um/a_storm_blew_away_25_of_my_roof_last_night/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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