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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Mike Johnson, the First Proudly Trumpian Speaker</strong> - Though he has adopted a “nerd constitutional-law guy” persona, he is in lockstep with the law-flouting former President. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/25/mike-johnson-profile">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Have the Liberal Arts Gone Conservative?</strong> - The classical-education movement seeks to fundamentally reorient schooling in America. Its emphasis on morality and civics has also primed it for partisan takeover. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/18/have-the-liberal-arts-gone-conservative">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Percival Everett Can’t Say What His Novels Mean</strong> - The author of “Erasure” is renowned for his satires of genre, identity, and America. But his great target may be language itself. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/18/percival-everett-profile">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Open-Air Prison for ISIS Supporters—and Victims</strong> - Since the Islamic State fell, tens of thousands of people—many of them children—have been herded into Al-Hol, a giant fenced-in camp in Syria, and effectively given life sentences. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/18/the-open-air-prison-for-isis-supporters-and-victims">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Among the A.I. Doomsayers</strong> - Some people think machine intelligence will transform humanity for the better. Others fear it may destroy us. Who will decide our fate? - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/18/among-the-ai-doomsayers">link</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-vox">From Vox</h1>
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<li><strong>How to think about Boeing’s recent safety issues</strong> -
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<img alt="A person wearing a safety vest examines a hole in the side of a plane." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/RGL0kbkH8IwCeBlfXLsXWs1v_0Q=/328x0:5192x3648/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/73208963/GettyImages_1910140783.0.jpg"/>
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National Transportation Safety Board Investigator-in-Charge John Lovell examines the fuselage plug area of Alaska Airlines Flight 1282 Boeing 737-9 Max on January 7, 2024, in Portland, Oregon. | Getty Images
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Flying is still extremely safe. But Boeing’s safety issues are real.
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Another week, another series of bad news stories for Boeing.
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On Monday, <a href="https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/24-injured-after-technical-problem-latam-sydney-auckland-flight-nz-herald-2024-03-11/">50 people were injured</a> (none were killed) when a 787 “dropped abruptly” midflight from Sydney to Auckland. That same day, the New York Times <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/11/us/politics/faa-audit-boeing-737-max.html">reported</a> that a Federal Aviation Administration investigation into the production of the 737 Max jets found that the company failed 33 of the 89 product audits at the factory where the planes are being built. The FAA’s inspection was connected to the alarming incident in which a door plug <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/09/business/boeing-criminal-inquiry-alaska-airlines-flight.html">blew out of a Max 9 midflight</a> in January.
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It’s worth underscoring: <a href="https://www.vox.com/travel">Air travel</a> remains extremely safe. As my colleague Marina Bolotnikova <a href="https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2023/8/25/23844717/america-safe-air-travel-car-safety-accidents">writes</a>, the number of Americans killed on US commercial fights in the last 10 years is two. During that same period, 365,000 Americans <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/23496462/crisis-american-roads-pedestrian-traffic-deaths-safety">were killed</a> in car crashes.
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In fact, the reason Boeing’s recent failures have attracted so much scrutiny is <em>because</em> these types of events are so rare.
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That said, reporting on Boeing’s plane problems — and reading Whizy Kim’s piece from late January <a href="https://www.vox.com/money/24052245/boeing-corporate-culture-737-airplane-safety-door-plug">diving deep into the corporate issues</a> at the company — have made me more appreciative of the risks posed by a combination of profit-driven corporate culture, inadequate regulation, and strained resources.
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“The Boeing story is far from over,” Matthew Oliver, an aerospace engineer formerly with the Canadian Armed Forces and expert in complex systems failures and forensic investigations, told me.
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It’s “like an onion,” he says. “There are so many layers to the Boeing failure.”
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Let’s peel them back.
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Profits over planes
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The <a href="https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/times-watchdog/the-inside-story-of-mcas-how-boeings-737-max-system-gained-power-and-lost-safeguards/">flight control features</a> that caused the 737 Max planes to crash in 2018 and 2019 and the <a href="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://apnews.com/article/boeing-emergency-landing-report-alaska-airlines-8543c90b68b4d932a700cf57ff8f1b8e&sa=D&source=docs&ust=1710439647441214&usg=AOvVaw1N286IyboTot-JGnK6Ffox">missing bolts</a> that caused the door plug to fly off in the January flight incident are totally different, but there’s a common theme around criticisms of the company: Investigators and journalists say that <a href="https://www.seattletimes.com/business/boeing-737-max-crisis-2019-news-coverage/">Boeing sometimes valued cost- and corner-cutting</a> measures over the objections of its employees.
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It wasn’t always this way. For years, the culture of Boeing was one of pride in their engineering innovation and the high value they placed on product safety. But that started to change in the late 1990s. As Whizy <a href="https://www.vox.com/money/24052245/boeing-corporate-culture-737-airplane-safety-door-plug">writes</a>:
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In <em>Flying Blind: The 737 MAX Tragedy and the Fall of Boeing</em>, journalist Peter Robison <a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2019-05-09/former-boeing-engineers-say-relentless-cost-cutting-sacrificed-safety">describes</a> an environment where safety concerns were concealed or downplayed, in part to be faster and cheaper than Airbus, the former underdog that overtook Boeing as the biggest commercial aircraft manufacturer in the world in 2019.
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Executives and shareholders got rich, she writes, while tensions roiled in the rank and file, who argued that the company needed to be investing more in the people who built the planes and ensured their safety.
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In 2000, Boeing’s engineers went on strike; between 2019 and 2020, the company laid off thousands of people, raising concerns about the experience of those hired when the company began staffing up again post-pandemic.
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Workers-turned-whistleblowers complained about <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/20/business/boeing-dreamliner-production-problems.html">serious safety problems</a> they said they witnessed while working on Boeing planes. (One of the whistleblowers, John Barnett, died by suicide this week after giving interviews related to a lawsuit against the company. Barnett’s family <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/03/12/boeing-whistleblower-death-apparent-suicide-south-carolina/5dae43ae-e09a-11ee-95aa-7384336086f3_story.html">said</a> he was struggling with “PTSD and anxiety attacks” related to the “hostile work environment at Boeing”; the company issued a statement expressing their condolences without responding directly to the allegations.)
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The problems at Boeing may have a lot to do with corporate culture, but the company’s struggles aren’t happening in a vacuum.
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Critics also point to the FAA’s regulation of the manufacturing giant and have questions about whether the agency is sufficiently funded and independent enough to provide proper oversight. One of the FAA’s practices — <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/how-the-faa-allows-jetmakers-to-self-certify-that-planes-meet-us-safety-requirements/2019/03/15/96d24d4a-46e6-11e9-90f0-0ccfeec87a61_story.html">allowing manufacturers to “self-certify”</a> that their planes meet US safety regulations — is the subject of <a href="https://www.faa.gov/sites/faa.gov/files/Sec103_ExpertPanelReview_Report_Final.pdf">particular scrutiny</a>.
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Ganesh Sitaraman, a law professor at Vanderbilt and the author of <a href="https://bookshop.org/p/books/why-flying-is-miserable-and-how-to-fix-it-ganesh-sitaraman/19791680"><em>Why Flying Is Miserable</em></a>, says, “The reality is that markets need good, strong rules to work. Without those rules, the profit motive means that people will cut corners, squeeze and exploit consumers, and engage in all kinds of anticompetitive behavior.”
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With so much public attention on the company and the government, <a href="https://www.faa.gov/newsroom/updates-boeing-737-9-max-aircraft#:~:text=while%20in%20flight.-,The%20FAA%20has%20halted%20production%20expansion%20of%20the%20Boeing%20737,alleged%20noncompliance%20is%20also%20underway.">both are now taking steps</a> to <a href="https://www.boeing.com/737-9-updates#our-commitment">demonstrate publicly that they’r</a><a href="https://www.boeing.com/safety#Our-Commitment">e working</a> to ensure the safety of the planes. “[W]e continue to implement immediate changes and develop a comprehensive action plan to strengthen safety and quality, and build the confidence of our customers and their passengers. We are squarely focused on taking significant, demonstrated action with transparency at every turn,” the company said in a statement.
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Those familiar with the long-running problems, though, are not so easily assured.
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Should you fly on a Boeing?
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The chances that something bad will happen to you while flying are still extremely low. As the National Safety Council <a href="https://injuryfacts.nsc.org/home-and-community/safety-topics/deaths-by-transportation-mode/">notes</a>, the passenger vehicle death rate per 100 million miles is 595 times higher than it is for scheduled airlines. For most people, that should be all they need to know.
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That said, if you decide you don’t want to fly on a Boeing Max anymore, you aren’t alone. A former senior manager for Boeing’s 737 Max program and the executive director of the Foundation for Aviation Safety <a href="https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/02/26/former-boeing-employee-speaks-out-00142948">won’t fly in one</a>. Oliver feels similarly: “I would avoid flying on a recent Boeing product as much as possible.”
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On the Foundation for Aviation Safety’s website, there’s a page that <a href="https://www.foundationforaviationsafety.org/how-to-avoid-flying-a-max-airplane">offers advice </a>for people looking to avoid flying on a Max. <a href="https://www.alternativeairlines.com/airlines-not-flying-boeing-737-max">Alternative Airlines</a> has info, too.
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The gist: Check the flight details when booking your ticket to see what kind of plane is listed. Sign up for status updates from the airline. Then, on your day of travel — and this is crucial — check again with your airline or a site like <a href="https://www.flightradar24.com/">Flightradar24</a> to make sure it’s the same kind of plane, since airlines can and often do swap planes if one needs service or repair. If you find yourself booked on a Max, you can ask the ticket agent if you can be rebooked for a different flight.
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Ultimately, though, you might have to weigh your tolerance for remote risk against the serious inconvenience of rebooking a flight — and the safety risks in whatever alternative modes of <a href="https://www.vox.com/transportation">transportation</a> you’re considering.
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Just remember, it can be true that Boeing has safety issues and that flying is still very safe. Also, driving is (much, much) worse. Happy travels!
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<em>This story appeared originally in </em><a href="https://www.vox.com/today-explained-podcast"><em><strong>Today, Explained</strong></em></a><em>, Vox’s flagship daily newsletter. </em><a href="https://www.vox.com/pages/today-explained-newsletter-signup"><em><strong>Sign up here for future editions</strong></em></a><em>.</em>
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<li><strong>How the world has radically cut child deaths, in one chart</strong> -
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<img alt="Three Black children on a green hilltop with a motorbike." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/2pANoG0W_ETsK3c7L-lK9x9xhw0=/464x0:7356x5169/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/73208953/GettyImages_1916378574.0.jpg"/>
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Muhammed Enes Yildirim/Anadolu via Getty Images
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Fewer kids are dying than ever before — but a lot of work remains.
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Children worldwide are less likely to die before they reach the age of 5 than at any time in recorded history, according to <a href="https://childmortality.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/UN-IGME-2023-Child-Mortality-Report.pdf">new data from the United Nations</a>.
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The worldwide mortality rate for kids younger than 5 years old was slashed in half in 2022 compared to the turn of the century. Child mortality was even higher in 1990, when 13 million children under 5 died. By 2022, the most recent year for which data is available, that number hovered around 4.9 million.
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The rate is currently an estimated 37 deaths per 1,000 births, the UN report released this week concluded. (The agency takes all of the relevant data available from national governments — such as vital registration systems, censuses, and household surveys — then statistically adjusts and models that data to arrive at its worldwide and regional child mortality estimates.)
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The UN’s researchers credit the global decline to more skilled medical personnel being present at births, increased investment in postnatal care, and more aggressive <a href="https://www.vox.com/public-health">public health</a> campaigns, including vaccinations.
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In recent years, many developing countries have also strengthened local health systems that can better diagnose and treat serious health conditions, on top of multilateral humanitarian initiatives that have reduced hunger and malnutrition over the long term.
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Some countries have made particularly remarkable progress: Malawi, Rwanda, and Mongolia have seen some of the largest declines in child deaths, with their under-5 mortality rate dropping by 75 percent since 2000. Among the world’s least-developed countries, <a href="https://unstats.un.org/sdgs/indicators/regional-groups/">as defined by the UN</a>, the mortality rate among kids under 5 has plummeted from 175 deaths per 1,000 live births in 1990 to fewer than 60 in 2022.
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But enormous disparities remain between rich and poor countries. The UN report warns that the progress of the past three decades is slowing and could begin to backslide, a bleak possibility given the recent <a href="https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2024/2/1/24055829/gaza-israel-conflict-hunger-famine-starvation-sudan">uptick in global hunger</a> after decades of improvement.
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As with hunger, living in politically fragile and conflict-ridden countries increases the risk of life-threatening health problems among young children. Nations considered by the World Bank to be in <a href="https://www.worldbank.org/en/topic/fragilityconflictviolence/brief/harmonized-list-of-fragile-situations">fragile and conflict-affected situations</a> experienced 73 deaths per 1,000 live births among kids under 5. That’s nearly three times the rate in all other countries.
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Sub-Saharan Africa — where conflicts in <a href="https://undark.org/2024/01/24/central-african-republic-mortality/">the Central African Republic</a> and elsewhere are currently threatening access to food and medical care — has the highest under-5 mortality rate of any region in the world. A baby born there is 18 times more likely to die before reaching the age of 5 than one born in Australia and New Zealand, the regions with the second-lowest mortality rate among kids under 5, after Europe and North America.
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Four out of every five deaths occur in sub-Saharan Africa or South Asia, the former accounting for 57 percent of all such deaths globally and the latter enduring another 26 percent.
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<a href="https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2018/10/16/17979996/immigrant-mothers-preterm-babies-trump">Premature birth</a>, <a href="https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/23800167/rsv-shot-infants-fda-antibodies-vaccine-flu-health">lower respiratory infections</a>, birth trauma, birth defects, <a href="https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2019/9/10/20857132/malaria-eradication-2050-gene-drive-lancet-study">malaria</a>, and <a href="https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/diarrhoeal-disease">diarrhea</a> are the leading causes of death among young children worldwide. Infant mortality rates in particular are stagnating, a worrying indicator for the future. In sub-Saharan Africa, for example, the death rate has barely budged from 2010 (when there were 32 deaths per 1,000 live births) to 2022 (27 deaths per 1,000 live births). Overall, the annual rate of reduction in child mortality decelerated from 3.8 percent between 2000 and 2015 to 2.1 percent between 2015 and 2022.
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Taken together, the UN report mixes optimism with caution. Yes, fewer children under 5 are dying than ever before. But the recent slowdown in progress means that about 60 countries are now on pace to miss the <a href="https://data.unicef.org/topic/child-survival/child-survival-sdgs/">Sustainable Development Goal</a> (SDG) for child mortality set by the UN in 2015: fewer than 25 deaths per 1,000 live births by 2030.
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Increased investments in local <a href="https://www.vox.com/health-care">health care</a> workforces and infrastructure, public health campaigns, and reducing malnutrition will be necessary to continue reducing child deaths and avoid backsliding, the UN report concluded.
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“If current trends continue, 35 million children will die before reaching their fifth birthday by 2030,” the UN’s experts wrote. “Meeting the SDG targets would save 9 million of those lives. That’s millions of families and communities spared the heartbreaking loss of a child and devastating loss of potential.”
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J.K. Rowling, pictured at the premiere of <em>Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore</em> in 2022, has a history of transphobic statements and actions. | Stuart C. Wilson/Getty Images
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An exhausting — if not exhaustive — timeline of J.K. Rowling’s transphobia.
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J.K. Rowling’s supporters frequently claim the author has never actually said or done anything transphobic. It’s a position you can see on social media, <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/feb/17/new-york-times-contributors-open-letter-protest-anti-trans-coverage">in the pages of the New York Times</a>, and even on <a href="https://www.vulture.com/article/witch-trials-jk-rowling-podcast-essay-review.html">a new podcast</a> with Rowling herself.
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Some of this confusion around Rowling’s opinions can be cleared up with <a href="https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/transphobia">a definition of transphobia</a>, which doesn’t — despite the “phobia” — solely<strong> </strong>mean fear of <a href="https://www.vox.com/lgbtq">trans</a> people, but, per Merriam-Webster, also an “irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against transgender people.” (In fact, Merriam-Webster’s own <a href="https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/transphobia#examples">examples list</a> cites multiple articles related to Rowling.) Rowling can say she likes everyone, but she has displayed that prejudice time and again. She’s also peddled explicit fear of trans people, particularly trans women, insisting they’re an inherently dangerous threat to cisgender women.
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Although some in <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/16/opinion/jk-rowling-transphobia.html">the media</a> distort the anger directed at Rowling from trans activists, trans people, and allies, the truth is those feelings — not just anger, but betrayal and grief — are justified. Rowling has made her antagonistic position on trans issues clear through tweets, sound bites, actions, and even a <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/21285396/jk-rowling-transphobic-backlash-harry-potter">3,600-word blog post</a>. By 2024, her transphobia has become so rampant and constant that it’s difficult to build a completely comprehensive timeline of it. For those attuned to it, she doesn’t have to spell it out every single time; it’s a huge part of her identity. These dog whistles only lead to more confusion, however, allowing people to point to the absence of immediately obvious bigotry to claim she’s being unfairly maligned. Additionally, she <a href="https://www.tricitynews.com/local-news/jk-rowling-threatens-legal-action-against-coquitlam-transgender-activist-over-tweets-3123135">increasingly</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1416680018416181248">threatens detractors</a> <a href="https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/02/lgbtq-activist-forced-to-apologize-for-calling-jk-rowling-a-nazi-after-she-threatens-him-with-legal-action/">with legal action</a>, which contributes to critics of her behavior <a href="https://deadline.com/2023/02/bbc-apologizes-again-jk-rowling-transphobia-1235266083/">falling silent</a>. Conspicuously, many of her legal threats appear to be directed at individuals identifying as part of the LGBTQ+ community.
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Since Rowling began airing her views, her community, especially online where many of these conversations are had, is now stacked with similarly minded people who share her transphobic beliefs. For instance, Rowling is friends with numerous anti-trans activists, including Helen Joyce, who’s made <a href="https://www.thepinknews.com/2022/06/03/helen-joyce-transgender-lgbtq/">alarmingly transphobic statements</a> calling for a “reduction” in the number of trans people. She’s <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1502679601335705603">tweeted</a> public support for <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20140626075425/http://www.columnist.org.uk/2014/05/06/caroline-farrow-is-homophobic-there-ive-said-it/">anti-gay</a>, <a href="https://thepinktriangletrust.com/tag/caroline-farrow/">anti-trans </a>activist <a href="https://www.thepinknews.com/2022/03/14/caroline-farrow-jk-rowling-trans-twitter/">Caroline Farrow</a>. These connections are part of a social network echo chamber of <a href="https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/9/5/20840101/terfs-radical-feminists-gender-critical">trans-exclusionary radical feminists, or TERFs</a> (sometimes called “radfems” or the “gender-critical” movement). In Rowling’s native UK, <a href="https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/12/19/21029874/jk-rowling-transgender-tweet-terf">TERFism has gained a unique stronghold</a> over some particularly vocal, ostensibly liberal feminists like Rowling.
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The facts we can easily point to suggest that Rowling has been turning toward an anti-trans stance over a long period, beginning mostly with simple engagement on social media and leading to fiery and extremist statements. While labeling something transphobic is a serious accusation, and not something we do lightly, it’s important to recognize Rowling’s bigotry for what it is. The rundown that follows shows her growing embrace of transphobic, even extremist rhetoric.
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<strong>2014:</strong> Rowling writes <em>The Silkworm</em>, the second novel in the Cormoran Strike mystery series, which involves a trans woman who is <a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkeynz/jk-rowlings-transphobia-wasnt-hard-to-find-she-wrote-a-book-about-it">portrayed as conspicuous and unable to pass</a>. The book includes a scene where the main character gleefully threatens this character with prison rape.
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<strong>October 2017: </strong>Rowling <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20180921175900/https://www.facebook.com/549800225039203/photos/a.775757485776808.1073741831.549800225039203/1714016318617582/?type=3&theater">“likes” a tweet</a> linking to a controversial, since-deleted <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20171027163603/https://medium.com/@GappyTales/me-too-now-what-sex-the-left-and-gender-identity-236b08f194b0">Medium article</a> referring to a theoretical trans woman in a female space as “a stranger with a penis.” While liking a tweet might seem small, this is notable because the piece made the basic argument Rowling continues to make today, namely that trans women are by default part of a “male-bodied” group who are dangerous to women and who should not have access to <a href="https://www.vox.com/2016/5/5/11592908/transgender-bathroom-laws-rights">women’s bathrooms</a>. In the public sphere, this kicks off questions about whether Rowling is anti-trans, which are followed by the author entrenching further.
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JK Rowling hitting that like button on a “trans women are rapists” piece, if you were wondering whether to relax as a trans person in the UK <a href="https://t.co/W5JvBmylPW">pic.twitter.com/W5JvBmylPW</a>
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— Shin Ultratran (<span class="citation" data-cites="sistersinead">@sistersinead</span>) <a href="https://twitter.com/sistersinead/status/922849074667315200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2017</a>
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<strong>2018: </strong>In March, Rowling<strong> “</strong>likes” (and then unlikes) a <a href="https://twitter.com/Philip_Ellis/status/976476549531754501">tweet</a> referring to trans women as “men in dresses” and implying that trans rights are “misogyny.” A JKR spokesperson later <a href="https://www.thepinknews.com/2018/03/22/jk-rowling-reps-blame-middle-aged-moment-for-liking-tweet-calling-trans-women-men-in-dresses/">claims</a> that this “like” was an accident and that Rowling was having “a middle-aged moment.”
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Wingardium transphobia <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw"><span class="citation" data-cites="jk_rowling">@jk_rowling</span></a> <a href="https://t.co/s6cJ2rIr6A">pic.twitter.com/s6cJ2rIr6A</a>
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— Philip J. Ellis (<span class="citation" data-cites="Philip_Ellis">@Philip_Ellis</span>) <a href="https://twitter.com/Philip_Ellis/status/976476549531754501?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 21, 2018</a>
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In September, Rowling “<a href="https://phaylen.medium.com/oops-she-did-it-again-transphobic-j-k-rowling-no-fox-belongs-in-a-henhouse-b3cdf0e81dd8">likes” a tweet</a> linking to an opinion column by <a href="https://www.thepinknews.com/2018/12/11/times-janice-turner-award-trans-rights/">known TERF Janice Turner</a>, which argues yet again that trans women are inherently sexual predators, referring to them as “fox[es] in a henhouse … identify[ing] as [hens].” The myth that trans women are a danger to cis women is a grossly transphobic stereotype with almost <a href="https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s13178-018-0335-z">no real-world justification</a>, but Rowling pins most of her anti-trans arguments on it, using her experience as a survivor of domestic abuse to justify her prejudice.
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<strong>December 2019:</strong> In a shift toward openly voicing her anti-trans sentiments, Rowling <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2019/12/19/21029852/jk-rowling-terf-transphobia-history-timeline">vocally supports</a> the plaintiff of an employment discrimination suit in the UK. Maya Forstater became a cause célèbre in the TERF community after suing the company that chose not to renew her contract. In 2018, Forstater posted <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/j-k-rowling-s-maya-forstater-tweets-support-hostile-work-ncna1105201">numerous anti-trans tweets</a>, both generalizing about trans people and directly targeting one nonbinary person. The tweets made staff members at her company uncomfortable, and ultimately, in March 2019, the organization declined to renew Forstater’s contract. Rowling’s <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1207646162813100033">tweet</a>, in which she distorts trans identity and the facts of the case, marks the first time many people become aware of her growing transphobic tendencies.
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<strong>June 2020:</strong> In a tweet, <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1269382518362509313">Rowling mocks</a> the trans-inclusive phrase “people who menstruate” in an article about pandemic menstrual health, implying that the phrase, meant to encompass trans men and nonbinary people, erases, overrides, or obscures the word “women.”
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In a follow-up to the previous tweet and the backlash it spawned, Rowling <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1269389298664701952">posts a thread</a> implying that trans activists are “erasing the concept of [biological] sex” and along with it “the lived reality of women.” She also states, “I’d march with you if you were discriminated against on the basis of being trans.” (To date, she has not.)
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Days later, Rowling produces her most overt and lengthy discussion of her views, <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/21285396/jk-rowling-transphobic-backlash-harry-potter">a 3,600-word manifesto</a> published on her website responding to “the new trans activism.” The post is replete with myths and false transphobic stereotypes, particularly revolving around the narratives that gender and biology are inextricable and that trans women are dangerous. Rowling states the movement offers “cover to predators”. She also repeatedly amplifies the alarmist, <a href="https://juliaserano.medium.com/all-the-evidence-against-transgender-social-contagion-f82fbda9c5d4">false idea</a> that teens are transitioning as part of a social media trend, a claim based on a handful of inaccurate and shady scientific studies claiming that an outsize number of trans teens will detransition later, studies that have <a href="https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-end-of-the-desistance_b_8903690">since been</a> <a href="https://www.kqed.org/futureofyou/441784/the-controversial-research-on-desistance-in-transgender-youth">widely debunked</a>.
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<strong>August 2020: </strong>After the Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights organization issues a statement repudiating her transphobia, Rowling doubles down on her position and <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/aug/28/jk-rowling-robert-f-kennedy-human-rights-award-trans-views">returns an award</a> given to her by the org in 2019.
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<strong>September 2020: </strong>Rowling releases the Cormoran Strike book <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/21449215/troubled-blood-review-jk-rowling-transphobia-controversy"><em>Troubled Blood</em></a> and is <a href="https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2020/09/jk-rowling-transphobia-new-novel-troubled-blood-controversy">widely</a> <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/books/2020/09/15/jk-rowling-troubled-blood-transgender-comments-can-you-separate-art-artist/5760735002/">criticized</a> after she creates a villain who preys on women by wearing women’s clothes. This is exactly the specter of a sexual predator that Rowling believes hides behind the label of “trans woman.”
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<strong>December 2020: </strong>In an interview with Good Housekeeping, <a href="https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2020/12/j-k-rowling-says-90-fans-agree-transphobia-theyre-afraid-say-publicly/">Rowling claims</a> that “90 percent” of Harry Potter fans secretly agree with her anti-trans views, but that “many are afraid to speak up because they fear for their jobs and even for their personal safety.” This once again stereotypes trans activists as an angry, entitled, and vicious mob.
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<strong>July 2021: </strong>Rowling <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1415631382068535296">tweets</a> a screenshot of a tiny account — <a href="https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/1415772649633075203">reportedly</a> with around 200 followers at the time — of a self-identified trans user who mentions her in a tweet discussing <a href="https://www.vox.com/gender">gender identity</a>. Since Rowling did not remove the trans user’s information in the screenshot that went out to her 14 million followers, that user is subsequently inundated with transphobic harassment and ultimately deletes their <a href="https://www.vox.com/twitter">Twitter</a> account.
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<strong>November 2021: </strong>Rowling <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1462758324177444870">publicizes</a> that a group of three trans people shared a photo of themselves holding protest signs outside of her house, saying that she had called the police out of alarm (a fact Scottish police also verified). Rowling claims that these protesters had “doxxed” her, and the media runs with this report, which plays into the larger evolving media narrative of Rowling as a victim of trans harassment. But as many people have <a href="https://twitter.com/PantiBliss/status/1462820326048423936">pointed out</a>, Rowling’s address is publicly known — so well-known, in fact, that it is a frequent fan tour stop. Police later officially state there is “<a href="https://www.them.us/story/jk-rowling-doxxing-no-criminality-scotland-police">no criminality</a>” in what the trans protesters had done.
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As trans culture vlogger Jessie Earl <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w29O8r7bLA4">points out</a>, trans people themselves are at <a href="https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/12/27/21028342/trans-visibility-backlash-internet-2010">much higher risk</a> of experiencing doxxing, bullying, and harassment than cisgender people. Earl also notes that Rowling has supported and platformed (through Twitter likes, follows, and retweets) multiple TERFs who had themselves doxxed other people, including Marion Millar, who <a href="https://randompublicjournal.com/2021/08/31/this-is-not-womens-rights/">faced criminal charges</a> for homophobically doxxing a police officer (though those charges were <a href="https://www.thepinknews.com/2021/10/28/marion-millar-transphobia-charges-gender-critical/">dropped pending review</a>); Rosie Duffield, an MP who drew criticism for “<a href="https://labourlist.org/2020/10/gmb-mps-staff-branch-condemns-actions-of-rosie-duffield-towards-staff-member/">publicly outing</a>” a staff member who resigned over her transphobia; and Rosa Freedman, a professor who <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/transgenderUK/comments/oamjgs/transphobic_uni_of_reading_prof_rosa_freedman/">doxxed a student</a> who emailed her requesting a chat about her views on trans equality.
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<q>“War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. The Penised Individual Who Raped You Is a Woman.”</q>
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<strong>December 2021: </strong>Rowling shares a Sunday Times article that mocks the Scottish police for recognizing transgender identity. In her <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1470092815506063365">tweet</a>, she parodies <em>1984</em>, writing, “War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. The Penised Individual Who Raped You Is a Woman.”
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Later that month, in the middle of a thread ostensibly attempting to support trans equality, Rowling <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1476194393631645699">tweets</a>, “The question at the heart of this debate is whether sex or gender identity should form the basis of decisions on safeguarding, provision of services, sporting categories and other areas where women and girls currently have legal rights and protections.” The idea behind what Rowling is saying is that allowing trans women equal access to those spaces will erode current legal rights for cisgender women and girls. This is a position that only makes sense if you are denying that trans women and girls are women and girls. Rowling then adds an insistence on separating “sex” from “gender,” an essentialist idea that contradicts current medical practice and scientific research, which advocates for treating gender identity as <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/22/health/transgender-trump-biology.html">linked primarily to the brain</a>, not anatomy.
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<strong>March 2022: </strong>In response to a <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20220307161320/https://twitter.com/GordieKat/status/1500867150596169730">since-deleted tweet</a> (which was itself a reply to a <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20220307161320/https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1500865487621742596">tweet</a> in which Rowling implied trans women were “predators”), Rowling <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20220307163226/https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1500871932597747716/">tweets about</a> a sexual assault committed by a trans woman, using this single incident to imply that all trans women should be denied access to public spaces designated for women.
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The next day, on International Women’s Day, Rowling posts a <a href="https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/tinashe-jk-rowling-shut-up-transphobic-twitter-1235042079/">series of tweets</a> maligning gender-inclusive language and mockingly referencing Voldemort by sarcastically opining that the day in future would be known as “She Who Must Not Be Named Day.” She also <a href="https://www.indiewire.com/2022/03/jk-rowling-transphobia-international-womens-day-rant-1234705640/">explicitly criticizes</a> gender-inclusive legislation.
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Later that month, British lawyer Alison Bailey <a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-62294030">partially wins</a> an employment discrimination lawsuit in which she claimed that she was discriminated against because of her gender-essentialist views. While the lawsuit was in progress, Rowling <a href="https://twitter.com/HPANA/status/1518650786347163651">posted a tweet</a> urging her followers to financially support Bailey.
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<strong>August 2022: </strong>Rowling’s latest Cormoran Strike book, <em>The Ink Black Heart</em>, once again <a href="https://www.npr.org/2022/08/31/1120299781/jk-rowling-new-book-the-ink-black-heart">comes under fire for transphobia</a> because of its depiction of a character broadly viewable as a satirical stand-in for Rowling herself — an anti-trans public figure who is “canceled” by the internet on trumped-up charges of transphobia and then killed.
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<strong>December 2022: </strong>Rowling <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1604180531155017731">screencaps</a> a thread about the controversial new <a href="https://www.vox.com/the-goods/23599799/hogwarts-legacy-review-rowling-trans">Hogwarts Legacy</a> video game by the aforementioned popular transgender YouTuber Jessie Earl, a.k.a. Jessie Gender. Earl <a href="https://twitter.com/jessiegender/status/1603942028555210752">points out</a> that <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/22254435/harry-potter-tv-series-hbo-jk-rowling-transphobic">supporting the franchise</a> would “justify her continued targeting of trans people”; Rowling, in response, sarcastically accuses Earl of practicing “purethink,” implying trans advocacy is a type of religious dogma. An <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=(to%3Ajessiegender)%20until%3A2022-12-19%20since%3A2022-12-17&src=typed_query&f=live">onslaught</a> of transphobic social media harassment targeting Earl follows.
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Since JK Rowling retweeted me with an honestly nonsensical argument; I’m gonna stay off the Musk app today cause she knows she’s sending harassment my way. I send you all love & this article with my thoughts on Rowling continued harm against trans people. <a href="https://t.co/MJ9yizkCcM">https://t.co/MJ9yizkCcM</a> <a href="https://t.co/7NfYMVr65i">https://t.co/7NfYMVr65i</a>
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— Jessie Earl (<span class="citation" data-cites="jessiegender">@jessiegender</span>) <a href="https://twitter.com/jessiegender/status/1604191954291822592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 17, 2022</a>
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This month, Rowling also personally funds a new domestic violence support center in Edinburgh, Scotland, which <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/books/2022/dec/12/jk-rowling-launches-support-centre-for-female-victims-of-sexual-violence">explicitly excludes trans women</a>; Rowling frames this new center as offering “women-centered and women-delivered care.” Edinburgh’s longstanding domestic violence support center has had a trans woman as its director since 2021. Trans women, in particular women of color, are at <a href="https://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/press/ncvs-trans-press-release/">a vastly higher risk</a> of experiencing domestic violence and sexual assault than cisgender women.
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<strong>January 2023:</strong> <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1619302315248488450">Rowling tweets</a> that she is “Deeply amused by those telling me I’ve lost their admiration due to the disrespect I show violent, duplicitous rapists.” The most immediate context for this comment is presumably both the backlash to Hogwarts Legacy and the ongoing backlash over Rowling’s views writ large regarding trans women being dangerous predators. So a reasonable implication of Rowling’s words seems to be that she considers trans women, by default, to be “violent, duplicitous rapists.”
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<strong>March 2023: </strong>A <a href="https://www.vulture.com/article/witch-trials-jk-rowling-podcast-essay-review.html">new podcast</a>, <em>The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling</em>, produced by Bari Weiss’s The Free Press and hosted by prominent former Westboro Baptist Church member Megan Phelps-Roper, featured interviews with Rowling. In its <a href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/5r8SZLhLsgroLqPC1owm0m?si=8ed16b7423d04d5b">fifth episode</a>, Rowling begins discussing the modern trans rights movement, calling it “a cultural movement that was illiberal in its methods and questionable in its ideas” and insisting, “I believe, absolutely, that there is something dangerous about this movement and that it must be challenged.”
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She then compares the movement to Death Eaters — the villainous supremacists in her books, analogous to Nazis:
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[S]ome of you have not understood the books. The Death Eaters claimed, “We have been made to live in secret, and now is our time, and any who stand in our way must be destroyed. If you disagree with us, you must die.” They demonized and dehumanized those who were not like them.
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I am fighting what I see as a powerful, insidious, misogynistic movement, that has gained huge purchase in very influential areas of society. I do not see this particular movement as either benign or powerless, so I’m afraid I stand with the women who are fighting to be heard against threats of loss of livelihood and threats to their safety.
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While Rowling can say she only intends to target the specific trans activists who are angry at her, that’s an impossible distinction. She does not mention any formal group or entity that represents trans rights that has acted against her. The only context we have for what she is responding to are non-affiliated individuals on Twitter sending angry messages in response to her transphobic comments. Indeed, the episode is titled “The Tweets” and features Phelps-Roper reading angry and sad tweets from former fans of Rowling. This generalization doesn’t distinguish “the movement” from people who are simply angry and upset with Rowling. Instead, it seems to imply that “good” trans people are the ones who accept Rowling’s version of their identity and allow her viewpoint — that they aren’t who they say they are — to dominate their fight for social acceptance.
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Trans people are estimated to comprise about half a percent of populations in both <a href="https://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/wp-content/uploads/Trans-Adults-US-Aug-2016.pdf">the US</a> and <a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-06/transgender-population-uk-census-shows-gender-identity-in-england-and-wales">the UK</a>. A <a href="https://www.axios.com/2018/09/22/study-transgender-policies-bathroom-safety-lgbtq">2018 study from UCLA</a> found no evidence to support that anti-trans legislation makes designated public spaces safer, but did find that “reports of privacy and safety violations in these places are exceedingly rare.” In essence, there was no danger to begin with.
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<strong>March 2024: </strong>On March 13, Rowling appears to deny on Twitter that trans people were targeted during the Holocaust. This all started when Rowling retweeted <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesEsses/status/1767648977090998775">a post</a> by James Esses about having been “canceled.” Esses is a blogger and former student who was <a href="https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/05/13/questioned-children-encouraged-transition-cost-dream-career/">fired</a> from his counseling job and expelled from his therapy degree program for his anti-trans campaigning.
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Esses’s post claimed he was fired for opposing the use of puberty blockers for trans children. In the threads of Esses’s post, in response to one of his supporters but also copying both Esses and Rowling, a Twitter user <a href="https://twitter.com/jaytuberr/status/1767910144539844610">responded</a> with, “The Nazis burnt books on trans healthcare and research, why are you so desperate to uphold their ideology around gender?”
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Rowling then takes this tweet and screencaps it, <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1767912990366388735">asking</a>, “I just… how? How did you type this out and press send without thinking ‘I should maybe check my source for this, because it might’ve been a fever dream’?”
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The literal burning by Nazis of books and research from Berlin’s pioneering <a href="https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-forgotten-history-of-the-worlds-first-trans-clinic/">Institute for Sexual Research</a>, which conducted the world’s first gender-affirming surgeries for trans people, was <a href="https://youtu.be/QU-WVjwJPNk?t=347">captured</a> in German newsreels at the time and has been <a href="https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/new-research-reveals-how-the-nazis-targeted-transgender-people-180982931/">well-documented</a> since, including by the UK’s own<a href="https://www.hmd.org.uk/resource/6-may-1933-looting-of-the-institute-of-sexology/"> Holocaust Memorial Day Trust</a>. Calling this very well-sourced history a “fever dream” quickly drew significant backlash from Twitter users, with many framing it as a form of Holocaust denial. When <a href="https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1767914998808953316">challenged</a> on her claim with multiple sources by Harvard Cyberlaw Clinic instructor Alejandra Caraballo, Rowling first <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1767925285008064592">responds</a> that the original tweet had made claims it didn’t say: that the Nazis burnt <em>all</em> research on trans health care, and that trans people were the <em>first</em> victims of the Nazis.
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Rowling then doubles down on Twitter, by <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1767928717538644460">quote tweeting</a> another tweet claiming trans people were not targets of the Nazis during the Holocaust. In her quote, Rowling frames the verified history of Nazi violence toward trans people as “persistent claims.” She then, again in response to Caraballo’s pushback in reply, <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1767939048427896900">attempts to separate</a> “trans-identifying people” from “gay people, who were indeed victims of heinous treatment by the Nazis.”
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Caraballo’s <a href="https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1767952608604365269">reply</a>, which cited sources including <a href="https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-forgotten-history-of-the-worlds-first-trans-clinic/">Scientific American</a>, and a <a href="https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/central-european-history/article/transgender-life-and-persecution-under-the-nazi-state-gutachten-on-the-vollbrecht-case/0779A24B130C4F0CA64DB639FA6DBF46">thorough accounting</a> by a historian about the ways trans people faced persecution under Nazi Germany, did not receive a rejoinder from Rowling.
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<em><strong>Clarification, March 3, 2023, 12:15 pm ET</strong></em><strong>:</strong> <em>Updated to clarify details of the character who is “canceled” in </em>The Ink Black Heart.
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<em><strong>Clarification, March 16, 2023, 3:20 pm ET: </strong></em><em>Updated to clarify that Rowling’s remarks drew a comparison between the Death Eaters and the trans rights “movement,” rather than trans people. </em>
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<em><strong>Update, March 14, 2024, 6:50 pm ET:</strong></em><em> This story, originally published March 3, 2023, has been updated several times, most recently with Rowling’s March 2024 tweets concerning trans people in Nazi Germany.</em>
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“Mum, I also want 7 wives, one will cook for me, one will read for me, one will go for walk with me, one will sing for me,one can bath me….”
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“Then night time I don’t have to accompany you to sleep”.
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Moms eyes fill up with tears of happiness:
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“My sweet son!”
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“Then who will sleep with your 7 wives?”
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“Let them sleep with daddy!”
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Managed to hit three of the little shits.
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away.
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His wife glares at him and says, “Who the hell was that?”
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“Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my mistress.”
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“Well, that’s the last straw,” says the wife. “I’ve had enough, I want a divorce.”
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“I can understand that” replies her husband, “but remember, if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours.”
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Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. “Who’s that woman with Jim?” asks the wife.
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“That’s his mistress,” says her husband.
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“Ours is prettier!”
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Bob returned home early, and finding his wife naked and in bed with another man, and unable to contain his anger, fired a gun and killed his wife.
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At the trial, he was charged with third degree murder, a reduced sentence considering the circumstances.
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As he was exiting the court, the judge met up with him and asked, ‘Why did you shoot your wife instead of the man?’
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“Well, judge, I figured it was better to shoot a woman once than to shoot a man every week.”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/pennylanebarbershop"> /u/pennylanebarbershop </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bev0y5/just_one_shot/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bev0y5/just_one_shot/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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