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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How Netanyahu’s Right-Wing Critics See Israel’s Future</strong> - Danny Danon, the former Israeli Ambassador to the United Nations, believes there’s no path forward for a Palestinian state. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/how-netanyahus-right-wing-critics-see-israels-future">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>An Unpermitted Shooting Range Upends Life in a Quiet Town</strong> - Residents of Pawlet, Vermont, were accustomed to calm and neighborly interactions. Then a new resident moved in. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/us-journal/one-mans-war-against-a-small-towns-rules">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>There Are No Safe Places in Gaza</strong> - As Israel’s military campaign has expanded into southern Gaza, displaced families have been forced to move again and again. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/there-are-no-safe-places-in-gaza">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Colorado’s Top Court Kicked Trump Off the Ballot. Will the Supreme Court Agree?</strong> - A legal scholar analyzes how the nine Justices are likely to view the blockbuster decision. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/colorados-top-court-kicked-trump-off-the-ballot-will-the-supreme-court-agree">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>When Americans Are the Threat at the Border</strong> - Many people charged with trafficking in Tucson are U.S. citizens, suffering from the same problems of poverty and addiction that plague the rest of the country. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/when-americans-are-the-threat-at-the-border">link</a></p></li>
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<li><strong>This year’s “great man” biopics have a couple of things in common</strong> -
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Bradley Cooper as Leonard Bernstein in <em>Maestro.</em> | Netflix
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What Oppenheimer, Napoleon, Maestro, and Ferrari have to say about the men at their centers.
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This has been a banner year for <a href="https://www.vox.com/movies">movies</a> about Great Men.
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Now first let me clarify what I mean by the term Great Men. I don’t mean “men who are good,” for instance. This is not a moral judgment. Great Men can be bad men as well — bad for society, bad to their loved ones, etc. I mean, rather, movies about towering male figures whose names convey a certain amount of awe. Men like father of the atomic bomb J. Robert Oppenheimer, composer Leonard Bernstein, French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte, and carmaker Enzo Ferrari. These are men who have made an impact on the world, sometimes for ill. They are men history has deemed worthy of studying and that filmmakers with big budgets behind them have deemed worthy of exploring.
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But the Great Man movie presents an interesting challenge: The directors don’t need to prove that their subjects are interesting — decades of media coverage have done that — they need to prove why they can tell their stories in an engaging way that doesn’t feel like a Wikipedia entry and actually captures the essential mystique of these guys.
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With <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/23800888/oppenheimer-review-physics-donne-trinity-christopher-nolan-fission-fusion-manhattan-project"><em>Oppenheimer</em></a>, <em>Maestro</em>, <a href="https://www.vox.com/2023/11/30/23981269/napoleon-josephine-marriage-divorce-ridley-scott-bonaparte-history-true-story"><em>Napoleon</em></a>, and <em>Ferrari</em>, Christopher Nolan, Bradley Cooper, Ridley Scott, and Michael Mann, respectively, have all seemingly taken on a challenge to reinvent the biopic formula as they pursue their passion projects about these icons. While their films differ in tone and execution, they’ve all attempted in similar ways to subvert typical biopic conventions.
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Getting inside their heads
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With <em>Oppenheimer</em>, Christopher Nolan makes his intentions plain on the first page of his screenplay. “Peer into my soul,” he writes. “J. Robert Oppenheimer, aged fifty, close-cropped greying hair.”
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Nolan wrote his script for the blockbuster film in the first person, essentially taking on the persona of the man behind the invention of the most destructive weapon the world has ever seen. You can see this as an act of hubris on the part of the director, but it is also a mission statement: Nolan wants to crack open Oppenheimer’s brain. His goal is not just to unpack his brilliance but also the guilt that arises after the US government takes his discovery and uses it to destroy Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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<img alt="A man in a wide brimmed hat and suit smokes a pipe in a desert with phone lines behind him." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/p9YJ4dIN3hkfruXC8sX_nw55I4Y=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/25171287/2rpm9ptjmfnzwhmwbbtb4mgj.jpeg"/> <cite>Universal</cite>
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Cillian Murphy as J. Robert Oppenheimer in <em>Oppenheimer</em>.
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With his understanding of theoretical physics, Oppenheimer can envision the cosmos. Nolan uses those visions as both a demonstration of his intelligence and his capacity for harm. What at first seem like interludes to demonstrate Oppenheimer’s scientific imagination — shots of contextless explosions — morph into the horrors that plague his mind once the bomb has been deployed. Nolan uses Oppenheimer’s own tools to explain him, and to a certain extent, so do Cooper, Scott, and Mann.
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As Cooper tackles Leonard Bernstein in <em>Maestro </em>— both as director and in the lead role —<em> </em>he tries to use Bernstein’s music as a way into his psyche. Cooper consciously stays away from trying to expressly articulate what made Bernstein a great composer and conductor, a choice that can be frustrating for viewers who want a simple timeline of his highs and lows. Instead, he offers musical sequences that seek to capture the chaos of living as Bernstein, a man of effusive love, who was also semi-closeted, seeking relationships with men outside his marriage to Felicia Montealegre (Carey Mulligan). The most successful of these moments are the dream dance, wherein Lenny and Felicia are drawn into a production of “Fancy Free,” the ballet Bernstein composed for Jerome Robbins, and the performance of Mahler’s Symphony No. 2 at Ely Cathedral in the UK. The latter offers no magical realism, but Bernstein’s (and in turn Cooper’s) effort is magical. You can see the effect he has on people in that exertion and the way he throws himself into his work.
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For Michael Mann, the director of <em>Ferrari</em>, his hero is like his engines: powerful but sometimes almost mechanical in his ambition. The sound of these contraptions is what fuels Mann’s film, a hum of energy that is almost like a score, and Driver seems to match his performance to that rhythm. He barrels into scenes with the furor of his cars, which, it should be noted, are also death traps, a pertinent detail. Enzo is surrounded by death, specifically the death of his son Dino, who has passed before the movie begins.
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<img alt="A man with white hair and sunglasses in a dark suit stands in front of a white brick wall." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/fRBmC24sqoTVSQopwKvTbdbbGQ4=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/25171294/Screen_Shot_2023_12_18_at_11.35.10_AM.png"/> <cite>Neon</cite>
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Adam Driver as Enzo Ferrari in <em>Ferrari</em>.
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Speaking of death: War is the tool by which Ridley Scott illuminates Napoleon (Joaquin Phoenix). It’s through the impeccably staged, if not particularly accurate, battle sequences we can see Napoleon’s cunning and insecurity. He’s an ingenious strategist who does not know when to stop, his self-aggrandizement taking precedence over everything else.
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Whether physics, music, cars, or war, the filmmakers try to use what makes these men so revered as a way of both idolizing and humanizing them. The audience may not relate to their genius, but they can understand it through what they produced. In turn, the hope is that we can also understand their torment.
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Accessing them by the women around them
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What is a Great Man without the women around him? All of these films try to define their Great Men by their key relationships, and, yet, this is where they most often falter. For as much as each of these (male) directors tries to put the wives and girlfriends of these guys on equal footing, they are still mostly hypnotized by the Great Man himself.
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It’s in <em>Ferrari </em>that<em> </em>this seems like the biggest stretch. Mann sets his film during a period of Enzo Ferrari’s life in 1957 where Enzo is pulled between his wife and business partner Laura (Penélope Cruz) and his mistress Lina Lardi (Shailene Woodley) with whom he has a young child. Enzo and Laura’s son has died, and Enzo is resistant to allowing Lina’s child to bear his name — a sign of guilt. Both these female characters fall into easy archetypes: Laura is fiery and persistently furious. She is wracked by grief and understandably angry at Enzo for his philandering. Lina, meanwhile, is a patient and calming force, almost a motherly figure both to Enzo and his illegitimate heir. They are each reduced to the proverbial angel and devil on his shoulders.
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This mistress-versus-wife paradigm is also present in <em>Oppenheimer</em>, which has slightly more success with the dynamic. Oppenheimer’s <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/23998242/sex-scenes-poor-things-oppenheimer-passages-discourse">lover</a> Jean Tatlock (Florence Pugh) isn’t as developed a character as her real-life counterpart deserves — she led a fascinating life that gets short shrift in the movie — but her presence is nonetheless haunting. Tatlock is a physical representation of the way humans are collateral damage for Oppenheimer, as evidenced by her disturbing death likely by suicide but possibly by assassination over Communist ties and connection to Oppenheimer. (A gloved hand alludes to the latter, which remains just a theory.) Meanwhile, Oppenheimer’s wife Kitty (Emily Blunt) serves as an example of the way the heartbreak of loving a person like him can harden someone. After they wed, she quickly falls into alcoholism but is loyal to the end, especially in her crucial testimony scene. Being in his presence has certainly taken a toll.
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<img alt="A man in 19th century French military garb stands in the foreground while a desert battle rages behind." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/aIQgLGe1gjRmMcKwOT2okuCWOL0=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/25171306/Napoleon_Photo_0105.jpg"/> <cite>Columbia</cite>
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Joaquin Phoenix as Napoleon in <em>Napoleon</em>.
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The difficulty of being married to a Great Man is never more evident than in Napoleon’s relationship with Josephine (Vanessa Kirby) in <em>Napoleon</em>. His love letters to her offer a sort of framework for the film, but that love is both suffocating and deficient. He punishes her when she cheats on him, and when she can’t bear him an heir he divorces her and takes away her title.
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Cooper, meanwhile, tries the hardest to put Bernstein’s spouse on equal footing, framing <em>Maestro </em>essentially as the complicated love story between Lenny and Felicia. Still, it is a love story about what it means to love a Great Man. Mulligan’s performance is a wonderful demonstration of a woman compartmentalizing her feelings. She wants to love Lenny and all of his facets — knowing about his bisexuality — but finds she is fighting to define herself as he strays. That in itself makes her a secondary figure in the narrative. For as much as <em>Maestro</em> is about Lenny and Felicia, Lenny is still the main draw and Felicia’s arc is partly about her knowing that.
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It’s the ultimate conundrum of all of these movies. As much as someone may try to subvert the myth of the Great Man, it is hard not to fall under his spell. All of these movies have their moments of virtuosity, some more than others, and when they are at their best they capture why the Great Man is so entrancing.
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<li><strong>We dined out less this year — but it wasn’t just about the price</strong> -
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It was a year we ate in extremes. | Getty Images
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The shifting value of going out to eat.
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2023 was a year of extremes in eating: We went out to buzzy restaurants with the <a href="https://www.bonappetit.com/story/top-restaurant-trends-2023">flamboyant ambience</a> of nightclubs — or we sat at home, scrounging up two olives and a tortilla chip for a <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/08/style/girl-dinner.html">girl dinner</a>. More often, it was the latter.
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As the dust settles around a turbulent couple of years of being stuck at home or stuck in outdoor <a href="https://www.today.com/food/are-outdoor-dining-igloos-safe-what-experts-want-you-know-t196471">dining bubbles</a>, it’s clear that something has changed in dine-out culture. There are no longer Covid lockdowns or social-distancing rules restricting businesses and patrons, and other activities — like <a href="https://www.vox.com/money/23862850/flights-travel-delays-fees-nightmares-compensation-airlines">air travel</a> and concerts — have either fully recovered to pre-pandemic levels or <a href="https://www.axios.com/2023/05/06/why-concerts-expensive-tickets">even surpassed them</a>. Overall, <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy/23998805/pandemic-excess-savings-us-economy-recession">consumer spending is strong</a>. But we’re still dining out less than we used to.
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And while we are going out to eat less (according to location analytics firm Placer.ai, visits to sit-down restaurants this past quarter were <a href="https://www.placer.ai/blog/placer-ai-white-paper-recap-november-2023">down nearly 5 percent</a> year over year), when we do eat out, experts told Vox, we’re flocking to the hottest of fine-dining spots that have gone viral online. The spontaneity of a dinner at a new Neapolitan pizzeria or ramen shop <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2017/06/26/study-millennials-spending-eats-up-their-savings/103206984/">several times a week</a> is gone; this year, dining out became rarefied.
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Ballooning bills at restaurants may have pushed us in these wildly divergent directions. People <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/money/blueprint/credit-cards/top-states-with-the-most-restaurant-inflation/">spent more on restaurants this year</a> even as visits fell because of the rising prices of everything from ingredients (whether it’s <a href="https://restaurant.org/research-and-media/research/economists-notebook/economic-indicators/food-costs">meat, sugar</a>, or <a href="https://pos.toasttab.com/blog/on-the-line/butter-prices">butter</a>) to labor. Amid the grousing about the cost of eating out, however, came a personal reevaluation of what we want out of a visit to a restaurant — what we get out of the experience and how much that’s truly worth.
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The state of dining out, by the numbers
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To be clear, there hasn’t been an exodus from restaurants, exactly, but the anticipated rebound from the pandemic is stalling.
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We still left our homes in search of convenient food. Visits to fast food joints, fast casual places (think Cava or Chipotle), and specialty coffee stores — <a href="https://www.vox.com/food/23711010/fast-food-dining-delivery-automation">places where takeout remains a popular option</a> — saw increased traffic most of this year compared to 2022. Late-night <a href="https://www.nrn.com/quick-service/taco-bell-drives-strong-quarter-yum-brands">Taco Bell runs</a> were way up. But anywhere you’d sit down to eat and tip afterward drew sparser crowds.
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The drop-off is steeper depending on where you look. It’s been a “terrible year” for restaurants in San Francisco, says Soleil Ho, a food writer and cultural critic at the San Francisco Chronicle. Local reports note <a href="https://www.sfchronicle.com/food/restaurants/article/bay-area-struggles-18411322.php">empty dining rooms</a> and waves of restaurant closures. “It’s actually a sort of hangover from the pandemic,” Ho says. Restaurants in the Bay Area, home to one of the <a href="https://www.bonappetit.com/restaurants-travel/best-new-restaurants/article/sf-city">hottest food cities of the 2010s</a>, have been among those <a href="https://sfist.com/2023/04/28/restaurant-scenes-in-sf-and-chicago-hit-hardest-by-pandemic-says-opentable/">struggling hardest in the country to regain their pre-Covid bustle</a>. <a href="https://www.vox.com/technology/2023/4/21/23692515/tech-workers-software-engineers-layoffs-meta-coding">Tech layoffs</a> have hit the region hard, tightening belts and clearing out the once-busy downtown landscape. In a city like San Francisco, that leaves its mark on the dining scene.
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“When I was a restaurant critic, I would go out to these Michelin-starred restaurants on the weekdays,” Ho says. “A lot of times, the people around me were in tech — they were just there casually, spending $300 a meal, just to hang out and look at their phone and eat a tasting menu.” These tech workers were the backbone of the city’s fine-dining scene, and Ho sees them much less now.
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Khushbu Shah, contributing editor at Food & Wine and the Los Angeles-based author of the food newsletter <a href="https://khushbushah.substack.com/">Tap Is Fine</a>, echoes the sentiment. Shah says the restaurant industry there is starting to feel “some of the reverberations of the pandemic now,” years out from lockdowns, in part because the Covid aid for businesses and <a href="https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/2023/08/21/americas-pandemic-savings-are-running-out">customers has finally run out</a>.
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It’s unclear how many restaurants closed for good because of Covid, though a <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/food/2022/06/21/covid-restaurant-closures/">Washington Post estimate last year</a> said that there were 72,700 more restaurant and bar closures than normal in 2020. Restaurant openings rose this year, but there are still <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/25/business/restaurant-closures/index.html">fewer places to eat</a> than before.
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According to OpenTable, the restaurant reservation site, there were 19 percent fewer diners in 2021 than there were pre-pandemic. In 2022, restaurants rebounded but were still nearly 4 percent short. This year, that number dipped an additional percentage point. Almost three years later, people still aren’t back in the swing of a beloved social pastime.
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Are restaurant prices the only problem?
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Maybe the answer to the decline in going to restaurants is mind-numbingly simple: They got too expensive. Since January 2020, Bloomberg found, menu prices have soared by a <a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2023-inflation-economy-cost-of-living/">hard-to-stomach 24 percent</a>. But it’s likely that there’s something more than price at play. There’s a kind of fatigue setting in as wait times for walk-ins at the most popular restaurants grow and <a href="https://www.bonappetit.com/story/restaurant-reservation-culture-explained">getting a reservation has become a competitive sport</a>. If people are eating out less because of the expense, why does it feel like even more of a rat race to get a table?
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Inflation has walloped restaurants; just look at any breakdown of why a particular menu item costs as much as it does now, whether it’s a <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/14/nyregion/nyc-costs-lobster-roll-fries.html">$32 lobster roll</a> or a <a href="https://www.bonappetit.com/story/expensive-shrimp-cocktail-restaurant-trend">$30 shrimp cocktail</a>. Certain <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/inflation-margarine-butter-egg-prices-reason-why/">staple ingredients</a> have soared in price, but when the charge for particular dishes double or triple, <a href="https://www.bonappetit.com/story/upscale-restaurants-raising-prices-inflation">particularly in fine dining</a>, it’s hard to see the increase as anything but opportunistic. New York-based food critic Ryan Sutton, who writes <a href="https://www.thelotimes.com/">The LO Times</a> newsletter, has been tracking some of the <a href="https://ny.eater.com/2023/1/5/23539650/per-se-thomas-keller-tasting-menu-inflation-2023-nyc-restaurants">most egregious increases</a>.
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“I think to a certain extent, you’re seeing people getting priced out of restaurants, even though you aren’t necessarily seeing those restaurants do poorly,” Sutton tells Vox.
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In a metropolis like New York, there’s a hefty segment of wealthy people who can afford a four-figure dinner. There are still crowded restaurants and long lines. Meanwhile, while inflation has slowed and the unemployment rate is almost as low as it was in 2019, the <a href="https://www.vox.com/money/23691406/layoffs-history-job-insecurity-corporate-downsizing-q-a">onslaught of layoffs</a> that received so much attention last year have not only continued, but <a href="https://www.challengergray.com/blog/job-cuts-jump-in-november-2023-from-october-second-time-this-year-cuts-lower-than-same-month-year-ago/">intensified</a>. The people absent from the dining scene because they’re tightening their belts on luxuries, particularly as pandemic relief has been fully depleted and <a href="https://www.vox.com/student-loan-debt">student loan</a> payments have returned, are by nature invisible.
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Even people who could afford to splurge on more meals out may be struggling to adjust to the “psychological aspect” of paying $25 for a martini, says Sutton. It’s a turn-off because higher prices happened quickly — they arrived like a burst of flame, not a frog being slowly boiled in a pot.
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At the same time, in Austin — the Texas capital sometimes called Silicon Valley 2.0 — the well-paying tech industry has been fueling the growth of high-end restaurants with broad appeal, such as restaurants serving, say, New American cuisine with pricey burgers. Or the latest craze in the city, according to <a href="https://www.eater.com/">Eater</a> Austin editor Nadia Chaudhury: <a href="https://medium.com/@foodrepublic/nyc-is-in-the-midst-of-an-omakase-craze-heres-why-you-should-care-94c79cde16ef">omakase</a>, an ultra-upscale style of Japanese dining where an entire multi-course meal is curated and prepared in front of you by the chef. It can run hundreds of dollars per person.
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It’s a sign of how people’s sense of value has been jostled. It’s go big or go home. When people do go out to eat, they’re frequently seeking out the most viral (like <a href="https://ny.eater.com/2023/2/14/23597157/bad-roman-italian-restaurant-quality-branded-opening-manhattan-nyc">Bad Roman</a>), most feted (like <a href="https://blog.resy.com/2023/02/how-to-get-into-tatiana/">Tatiana</a>), even the most expensive places. <a href="https://data.yelp.com/state-of-the-restaurant-industry-2023.html">Yelp reports</a> that interest in four-dollar-sign restaurants on its platform, which indicates the priciest options, has been consistently rising since the pandemic.
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Eating out, as a result, has become an exhausting hustle, requiring cunning and perseverance. For places diners really want to get into, there are a raft of <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/10/23/dining/restaurant-reservations-nyc.html">how-to guides</a> and people are even using <a href="https://ny.eater.com/2022/2/15/22910632/free-rezy-reservation-booking-telegram-group-manhattan-restaurants-nyc">under-the-table group chats</a> to bypass the usual reservation system. Sutton recalls that at Sailor, a new bistro in Brooklyn, he was recently quoted a four-hour wait. The phenomenon has spawned a modern-day version of the <a href="https://www.latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-sp-sn-yogi-berra-turns-90-quotes-20150512-story.html">old Yogi Berra joke</a>: “Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”
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“Either a restaurant has lines out the door or they’re begging people to come in,” says Shah. Those in-between spots — the restaurant doing just okay — are fewer and farther between.
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In some ways, it has to do with capital. The omakase-style restaurant is the perfect type of ritzy place to attract investors and big restaurant groups, and a perfect example of dining out becoming increasingly bifurcated into two extremes. The restaurants that succeed really succeed and tend to be backed by investors. The ones that struggle really struggle.
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There’s no dearth of creative, passionate people wanting to open a unique place to dine, but it’s not enough to be talented if you don’t have ample capital. In 2020, the <a href="https://www.npd.com/news/press-releases/2022/despite-a-rough-two-years-u-s-independent-restaurants-still-represent-over-half-of-u-s-commercial-restaurant-units-and-are-recovering/">number of independent restaurants</a> — those that have just one or two locations — fell by 8 percent. It recovered just 1 percent last year. <a href="https://www.nrn.com/finance/report-63-independent-restaurants-paying-more-rent-vs-january">Rising rent</a> has left independent restaurants struggling to keep their doors open. Meanwhile, <a href="https://thecounter.org/pf-changs-new-york-city-chain-restaurants/">chain restaurants have boomed</a>, flattening the diversity of the dining scene.
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The experience of dining out is also more likely to be treated as entertainment now, says Sutton — a bombastic experience where there’s loud music, wild lighting, or <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/03/style/jello-shots-cocktails-bars.html">mixologist-crafted jello shots</a>. But if a restaurant is an entertainment venue, few other options in the category have seen as much price inflation in the past few years. “You do not see theater ticket prices doubling,” notes Sutton, though they <a href="https://www.americantheatre.org/2023/09/28/are-the-ticket-prices-too-damn-high/">have indeed gone up</a>.
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It makes sense, then, that people are more precious about where they eat. If a restaurant experience isn’t remarkable, is it worth the astronomical price and the hassle of getting in?
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For me, personally, 2023 has been the year of casual dinner parties — get-togethers of four or five people, where we eat a home-cooked meal and there’s no <a href="https://www.bonappetit.com/story/restaurant-time-limits-explained">90-minute time limit</a> before we have to leave the table.
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“If you feel like going out to eat tonight, and you go to a place and there’s an hour wait, you’re gonna get frustrated, right?” says Chaudhury. “So it’s just easier to go to a friend’s house, honestly.”
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<h3 id="xZm9bU">
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The new normal — or a return to reality?
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="otowjg">
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The fact is, going to restaurants <a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-09-11/fast-food-s-got-a-netflix-problem-as-americans-prefer-to-dine-in">peaked more than two decades ago</a>. In 2000, the average American went out to eat about 216 times. By 2018, it was down to 185 times. It raises the question of whether eating out less in 2023 was part of a long slide back to normal rather than a failure to return to the status quo.
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Restaurants are old, but dining out only became more affordable for the average American in relatively recent decades — a <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/1985/10/30/garden/new-american-eating-pattern-dine-out-carry-in.html">New York Times piece from 1985</a> reports on a “dramatic change in the eating habits of many Americans” who increasingly sought out restaurants. Around this time, the <a href="https://newrepublic.com/article/153335/foodie">“foodie”</a> was born.
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Through the decades, the state of the restaurant industry has only rarely not appeared to be touch-and-go. In the mid to late 2010s, there were murmurs of a restaurant bubble poised to pop at any moment. Food journalist <a href="https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/american-restaurant-industry-bubble-burst">Kevin Alexander documented</a> how scores of independent establishments were shuttering, unable to keep up with rising rent, labor costs, and “a pandemic of similar restaurants” making it hard to stand out from the pack. In short, it was too hard to run a restaurant, and it was too hard working in a restaurant. “One of the unintended consequences of the Golden Age of Restaurants was unreasonable customer expectations for virtually every eating experience,” Alexander wrote.
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Those 2016 observations may have been a harbinger of what was to come, right down to the word “pandemic.” Among the common reasons people give for why they eat out less now is the amorphous feeling that there’s been a <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/30/dining/restaurant-prices-service.html">decline in service quality</a>, one <a href="https://www.pymnts.com/restaurant-innovation/2023/restaurants-declining-service-threatens-diner-loyalty/">Pymnts survey</a> confirms — a further degradation of the experience for which they’re paying much more in 2023. And they may not be wrong: There are fewer people working in restaurants today than before the pandemic. What we’ve gained instead is a more honest reckoning of what’s on the menu: what it costs to prepare a meal — sometimes multiple courses of it — and have a human serve it to you.
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Some of the menu inflation has gone to wage increases for restaurant workers. Data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics says the <a href="https://www.bls.gov/oes/current/oes353031.htm">median hourly wage in May 2022</a> for servers (which <a href="https://www.bls.gov/oes/2022/may/oes_tec.htm">includes tips</a>) was $14, up from $11 in <a href="https://www.bls.gov/oes/2019/may/oes353031.htm">May 2019</a>, which means a server working 40 hours a week all year would have gone from making about $22,880 to $29,120 before taxes. Meanwhile, the work remains grueling; it’s still dangerous, especially when <a href="https://www.vox.com/coronavirus-covid19">Covid-19</a> cases flare back up again periodically. And in the last few years, Americans have become notably worse tippers. According to an <a href="https://www.bankrate.com/personal-finance/tipping-survey/">annual Bankrate survey</a>, 77 percent said they always tipped at table-service restaurants in 2019. This year, only 65 percent did. Perhaps to combat this and retain staff, many restaurants have added automatic gratuities to checks, further irking some diners.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="ecHcOg">
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What we pay for when we dine out isn’t just the sustenance, but an alchemy now most often called “vibes” — the lighting, the decor, the crowd, whatever banter is shared with your server. There’s so much pleasure in being inside a great restaurant, but there’s an undercurrent of discomfort, too. It’s an experience where, for a few hours, another human being is entirely focused on your satisfaction. As in so many service jobs, there’s an inequality of power baked into the interaction, a vibe that has become harder to ignore since 2020. Food and culture writer <a href="https://www.aliciakennedy.news/p/on-cost">Alicia Kennedy has summed up</a> this tension as a kind of hostility lurking within hospitality: “One person has to be nice, the other person does not.” This discomfort has always existed, but the difference today is that we name it more explicitly and put a higher price on the labor of tolerating it.
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There is something sad about the idea that the restaurant’s presence in our day-to-day lives may be shrinking. The last thing I did before New York locked down was to have dinner at a neighborhood Vietnamese spot. It was elegant and well-known, yet the reservation was a breeze to get, and looking at the bill didn’t feel like a gut punch. After all, the relaxed pleasure of being ensconced elbow to elbow with other people, getting a little full and a little drunk, is almost too gratifying to pin a price on.
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And maybe that’s the confusion, the internal debate, we’re seeing play out now. What is dining out worth today? When is it worth that? For many, on most days, when the cost doesn’t meet the threshold — home cooking it is. For others, on certain special occasions, there’s still no better place to enjoy a meal than a popular restaurant. Its value may have even gone up, in recognition of all that a meal out can provide: a break from the mundane, a place to be seen, where someone is always nice to you.
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</p></li>
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<li><strong>What does Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom’s credits scene say about the future of the DCU?</strong> -
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Jason Momoa as Aqauman in <em>Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom.</em> | Warner Bros. Studios/DC Comics
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom">
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Is there a future for Jason Momoa’s Aquaman?
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<strong>Spoiler warning: This post contains spoilers for </strong><em><strong>Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom.</strong></em>
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<em>Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom</em> is truly so much movie. The film marks the return of Aquaman a.k.a. Arthur Curry (Jason Momoa) — who, after ascending to the throne of Atlantis, has to fight off David Kane’s a.k.a. Black Manta’s (Yahya Abdul-Mateen II) attack on the undersea kingdom, complete with light necromancy and zombies, a sonic death gun, and a cephalopod sidekick. The adventure takes our hero to the deep sea, a mutant jungle, a parched desert, and Antarctica, and includes themes about global warming and racism (apparently, Atlanteans have extreme prejudice against surface dwellers). The movie has a feeling of finality — not just for the soggy king, but the entire DC Comics onscreen universe as we’ve known it.
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Given all that, and especially with <a href="https://www.digitalspy.com/movies/a46159424/jason-momoa-aquaman-future-update/">Momoa’s future as Aquaman in doubt</a>, was there anything left for Warner Bros. to show in a credits scene? Another adventure, perhaps?
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<em>Aquaman 2</em> has one credits scene, and it’s a callback to one of the movie’s goofy jokes.
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In the film, Aquaman has to free his brother Orm (Patrick Wilson) from the Deserters, which involves him breaking into a maximum-security desert jail. (For citizens of Atlantis, being far from water is its own kind of punishment.) The two go on a quest to fight Kane, but not before Aquaman plays a joke on his little brother.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="SGmBt4">
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Orm hates the surface world, but Aquaman tells him that his prejudice is limiting his life. Orm’s mindset means missing out on good things like hamburgers, beer, and tacos. Orm begins to soften his view after hearing all these fantastic things — mostly food, mostly alcohol — that his brother can’t stop gushing about. Aquaman then picks up a cockroach and tells his brother that they’re the shrimp of the land and people eat them all the time. Intrigued, Orm gobbles one up and likes the taste, much to Aquaman’s dismay.
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The credits scene shows Orm finally enjoying the burger and beer his brother waxed poetic about, but not before a cockroach crawls on the table. Orm crushes the bug, stuffs it into his burger, and takes a big bite. A huge smile stretches over Orm’s face as he savors the taste, and the scene cuts to black.
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<img alt="Orm and Aquaman stand amid a pile of rubble in the movie Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/eHsTk1Im_3YaQ_odqyzXrRv3Wi4=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/25179157/rev_1_AQM_FP_0006_High_Res_JPEG.jpeg"/> <cite>Warner Bros. Studios/DC Comics</cite>
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BROTHERS!
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Obviously, the credits scene is a reference to Orm’s gross taste but also, on a positive note, his openness to rethinking his prejudices and finding beauty in the surface world. It also seems to indicate that this iteration of Aquaman is done.
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Usually, <a href="https://www.vox.com/22893634/marvel-post-credits-scene-history">credits scenes</a> tease our hero’s next movie. Both Warner Bros. and Marvel have done this quite a bit, introducing <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2023/3/16/23643089/shazam-fury-of-the-gods-credits-scene-explained">superhero teams</a> and even some <a href="https://www.vox.com/2022/7/7/23191688/thor-love-thunder-credits-scenes-hercules-brett-goldstein">villains</a> in their movie credits scenes. But for Warner Bros.’ heroes especially, that future looks a little more bleak.
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<a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/25/james-gunn-peter-safran-named-new-heads-of-warner-bros-dc-studios.html">In October</a>, director James Gunn and Peter Safran were named co-chairs and co-chief executive officers of DC Studios — the people in charge of superhero storytelling. When Gunn and Safran were appointed, a cinematic overhaul of the universe was announced with a new slate of projects on the horizon. None of those future projects featured the studio’s existing iterations of its heroes, including Aquaman, Shazam, and the Flash. Since then, the <a href="https://ew.com/movies/zachary-levi-addresses-shazam-fury-of-the-gods-box-office/"><em>Shazam</em> sequel </a>and the <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/comics/2023/07/01/the-flash-box-office/"><em>Flash</em> standalone</a> were considered box office bombs, which certainly doesn’t inspire a lot of confidence in their future appearances.
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With <em>Aquaman 2</em>’s credits scene opting to go for a joke, paired with the movie’s extremely tidy ending and no big bad on the horizon, there’s no tease for Aquaman’s next big adventure — unless it’s all about sharing a burger with his brother.
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Bajrang Punia to return Padma Shri in protest over WFI chief election</strong> - Bajrang Punia’s decision to return the award comes a day after Sakshi Malik announced retirement from wrestling because Sanjay Singh, a Brij Bhushan Sharan Singh loyalist, was elected as the WFI president</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Unfortunately haven’t been able to give Samson chance at No. 3, says K.L. Rahul</strong> - Samson, elevated to No.3 spot, smashed his maiden ODI century in the third and final match against the Proteas on December 21 as India won by 78 run</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Centre authorises release of ₹1,404.5 crore to Kerala as ‘additional instalment’ of tax share</strong> - This is in view of upcoming festive season</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>What causes inflation in India: Demand or supply issues? | Data</strong> - Supply-side factors account for about 55% of the CPI headline inflation, an RBI article concludes</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Delhi court grants police 60 more days to complete NewsClick probe</strong> - The court passed the order on a plea moved by the Delhi Police that sought more time to complete the investigation</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How homes in Thiruvananthapuram get a makeover for Christmas</strong> - Home-proud residents on bringing home the Christmas cheer</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>‘Blood all over the faculty’ - eyewitnesses recount Prague attack</strong> - Fourteen people were killed in the worst mass shooting in Czech history on Thursday.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Prague: Dramatic video from city shows people leaping from building ledge</strong> - A gunman entered Charles University killing 14 people in one of the country’s worst fatal shootings.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>France closes Niger embassy after row with military junta</strong> - Niger’s military leaders have ordered all French troops to leave the country by Friday.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>France split over environmental effects of Christmas trees</strong> - The majority of the Christmas tree plantations in Burgundy rely on the use of chemical treatments.</p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Laptops’ 2023 quantum leap: 5 computers we’ll still be talking about in 2024</strong> - You likely didn’t want these PCs this year, but they may impact your future devices. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1989702">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Debt-laden Warner Bros. Discovery and Paramount consider merger</strong> - WBD could have 2nd most streaming subscribers if reported meeting leads to deal. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1992627">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Google might already be replacing some Ad sales jobs with AI</strong> - When AI can make assets and text for ads, you don’t need humans to do it anymore. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1992648">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Galaxy-scale winds spotted in the distant Universe</strong> - These winds can drive gas out of galaxies, shaping their future evolution. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1992614">link</a></p></li>
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We hit it off pretty well and she brought me back to her place. We had a nightcap before she invited me to her bedroom. Surprisingly, she had a real thing for stuffed animals, and they took up all the wall space in her room, literally stacked from floor to ceiling. Hell, I didn’t care; I was ready to get down to business. And get down to business I did. I pulled out all the stops. I was really quite impressed with my passion and stamina by the time things wound down and as I lay there, catching my breath, I eventually turned to her and asked, “so, was that as good for you as it was for me?”
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom">Hold on, hold on, this won’t do!! We can’t tell our viewers that you’re drinking first thing in the morning. You know what, say that you get up and read the newspaper. There you go!
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom">Alright, I get up in the morning, and I read the newspaper. I feed the pigs, and then I read another newspaper. In the morning, I’m out in the workshop, and I read two or three books. For lunch, I read two magazines, then I walk around the estate, reading another book. In the evening, I bring in the animals, and then I read the evening newspaper. After that, I would go to the library, but it’s only open until ten, so then we go over to my buddy Joe’s place, ’cause he’s got a printing press…
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Sister Mary asked her students, “Does anyone know what part of your body goes to heaven first?”<br/> Little Johnny excitedly raised his hand in the back, but Sister Mary, with a practiced smile, called on Suzy instead.<br/> “The heart, Sister,” Suzy declared, “because that’s where we hold our love for Jesus!”<br/> “A delightful answer, Suzy,” Sister Mary beamed. “Does anyone else have a different thought?”<br/> Johnny’s hand shot up again, but Sister Mary hesitated. Instead, she addressed another student, Margaret.<br/> “The brain, Sister,” Margaret said confidently, “because that’s where we contemplate Jesus and his teachings.”<br/> “Great answer, Margaret! I appreciate your thoughtful response.”<br/> Finally, only Johnny’s hand remained raised. Begrudgingly, Sister Mary called on him.<br/> “Yes, Johnny?”<br/> “The feet, Sister,” Johnny said.<br/> Sister Mary raised an eyebrow. “Okay, Johnny, why do you think your feet are the first thing to go to heaven?”<br/> “Well, the other day, I walked into my parents’ room and my mother’s feet were in the air, and she was yelling, ’I’m coming, God! I’m coming!”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/FunnyKozaru"> /u/FunnyKozaru </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/18o2mqg/sister_mary_had_a_question_for_her_4th_grade_class/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/18o2mqg/sister_mary_had_a_question_for_her_4th_grade_class/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and ate them. Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls. To everyone’s amazement he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole.
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“Yeah that doesn’t surprise me, he eats everything in sight. Don’t worry, I’ll pay for the cue ball.”
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Two weeks later the man came back and had his monkey with him. He ordered a drink and the monkey started to run around the bar. He found a cherry, grabbed it and stuck it up his ass, pulled it out then ate it. Then the monkey found a peanut and then once again stuck it up his ass, pulled it out,then ate it.
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“He stuck both a cherry and peanut up his arse, pulled it out, then ate them!”
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“Yeah that doesn’t surprise me. He’ll eat anything. But ever since he had to shit out that cue ball, he measures first.”
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