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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Joe Biden Starts to Make His Economic Case</strong> - Inflation is a big challenge, but job growth reached record levels in 2021 and wages rose for many low-paid workers. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/joe-biden-starts-to-make-his-economic-case">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The World We Want to Live in After COVID</strong> - The pandemic offers lessons about our local, national, and global communities. Will we listen? - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-inquiry/the-world-we-want-to-live-in-after-covid">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Can Companies Force Themselves to Do Good?</strong> - A new kind of corporate structure, the perpetual-purpose trust, can make the values of pro-social companies permanent. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/business/currency/can-companies-force-themselves-to-do-good">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Real Places That Gave Rise to Southern Fictions</strong> - Tema Stauffers photographs explore how the experience of going somewhere is shaped by your expectations of what you will find. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/culture/photo-booth/the-real-places-that-gave-rise-to-southern-fictions">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Boys Who Ran Away from Home on a 747</strong> - In “Nothing to Declare,” two friends reminisce about stowing away on an international flight when they were just kids, and how parenting has changed since the nineteen-eighties. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-new-yorker-documentary/the-boys-who-ran-away-from-home-on-a-747">link</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-vox">From Vox</h1>
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<li><strong>The latest data on US climate pollution is very bad</strong> -
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Cars and trucks move along the Cross Bronx Expressway, a notorious stretch of highway in New York City that is often choked with traffic and contributes to pollution and poor air quality, in November 2021. | Spencer Platt/Getty Images
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Freight and coal drove emissions up in 2021.
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In the first year of the pandemic, as many hunkered down and businesses closed up shop, the planet got a bit of a respite from the unrelenting climate pollution thats causing global warming. The sudden halt to the economy caused US emissions to plummet by a record <a href="https://rhg.com/research/preliminary-us-emissions-2020/">10 percent</a>.
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But in 2021, Americans got back on the road, crowded onto airplanes again, and ordered even more goods online. And now greenhouse gas emissions are fast approaching pre-pandemic levels.
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US emissions appear to be <a href="https://rhg.com/research/preliminary-us-emissions-2021/">rising slightly faster</a> than the economy is growing, according to a new preliminary analysis of<strong> </strong>federal data published by the energy research and consulting firm Rhodium Group. According to the report, US emissions sharply rose 6.2 percent in 2021 compared to 2020. Thats a little bit faster than <a href="https://rhg.com/research/preliminary-us-
emissions-2021/">GDP growth</a>, which according to Goldman Sachs was 5.7 percent in 2021.
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Greenhouse gas emissions should be growing more slowly than the economy. That would mean “for every unit of energy we produce and consume, we are emitting fewer greenhouse gas emissions,” <a href="https://rhg.com/team/kate-
larsen/">Kate Larsen</a>, a co-author of the Rhodium report, told Vox. “We do that by generating more energy from clean sources, like renewable electricity and charging vehicles on renewables.”
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Climate pollution is still lower, by 5 percentage points, than where it was pre-pandemic. But to hit President Joe Bidens pledge to slash pollution in half by 2030 over peak levels, emissions need to be moving away from those levels, not toward them.
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Most of the increase in 2021 greenhouse pollution came down to two sectors — transportation and electricity, which make up about <a href="https://www.epa.gov/ghgemissions/overview-greenhouse-gases">two-thirds</a> of emissions. Both had the biggest jump in emissions in 2021 thanks to two trends: The US is moving more goods with heavy, diesel- burning trucks than it ever did before, and coal saw a minor comeback. Both of these trends are alarming signs of how, without political intervention, the economy could become <em>more </em>polluting this decade.
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Coal generation at a six-year high and a jump in freight pollution
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There were two major changes in the power and transportation sectors in 2021 that accounted for most of the rise in emissions.
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<strong>In the power sector, emissions rose overall by 6.6 percent from 2020: </strong>Demand only rose slightly, so that wasnt the primary reason for the increase. Instead, it was greater reliance on dirty sources. US coal generation rose for the first time in over six years, jumping 17 percent in a single year because natural gas became more expensive. Renewable generation (meaning hydro, solar, and wind) also hit a record <a href="https://www.eia.gov/tools/faqs/faq.php?id=427&amp;t=3">20 percent </a>of the energy mix in 2021, rising by 4 percent (far less than their growth rate the year before). The increase was not enough to offset more coal dependence.
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<strong>Freight pollution is driving most of the increase in the transportation sector</strong>: Emissions climbed 10 percent from transportation in 2021, but road traffic and flying are still under where they were pre-pandemic. The fastest rise in emissions is happening in freight — the movement of goods by truck, plane, or ship. Rhodium uses diesel emissions as a proxy for looking at heavy trucks that move goods around the country, and found that road freights emissions are already slightly above 2019 levels.
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This is even understating the impact from rising freight shipments — US data only looks at the movement of goods within the countrys borders, so the data leaves out international shipments by air and sea.
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Freight and coal use in the power sector is helping drive the rise in US climate pollution closer to pre- pandemic levels.
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These trends also mirror whats happening globally. Global emissions last year also grew 4.9 percent compared to 2020, making up for almost all of the decline from the first year of the pandemic, according to a separate analysis from <a href="https://www.globalcarbonproject.org/">Global Carbon Project</a>, which is part of the World Climate Research Programme. And, worryingly, the initial data suggests global coal use hasnt peaked yet.
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If coal grows just modestly this year, Global Carbon Project warns the world will beat the previous record for coal pollution set in 2014. “Despite the tragedy of the Covid pandemic in 2020, the strength and nature of the rebound in fossil CO2 emissions shows the world has done little to focus on a green recovery,” said the reports co-author <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2021/11/03/emissions-fueling-
climate-change-back-up-after-pandemic-dip-report/6271371001/">Glen Peters</a>, a research director at the Cicero Center for International Climate Research in Norway.
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Theres only one way to break this cycle
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The world is still trapped in the same cycle where rising growth means rising use of fossil fuels. Rhodiums new data shows how easy it is for the economy to become more polluting even if theres still growth in renewables. What the US needs to do to address climate change is break this pattern: “The best way to solve our climate problems is continue our economic growth, but to have emissions decline,” Larsen said.
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The promise of the <a href="https://www.vox.com/2021/10/28/22748554/biden-budget-build-back-better-democrats-child-care-taxes">$555 billion</a> in climate spending in the pending Build Back Better legislation is that the US can still build an offramp. Its investments in renewables and utilities would accelerate a clean power sector and the closure of coal-fired plants, and expand access to electric vehicles. It would also encourage electric vehicles for last-mile deliveries that are needlessly polluting. The bills climate provisions are historic, in that they invest in “off-the-shelf, ready-to-go technologies that are commercially available and easy to build up in America today,” said Jesse Jenkins, an environmental engineering professor at Princeton University who is advising lawmakers on the bill.
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In December, the House passed the Build Back Better bill, which would inject funding into deploying these readily available solutions and incentivizing research into the harder-to-tackle emissions. One important part of the bill incentivizes renewable electricity and transmission that will help finally close the remaining 183 aging coal-fired power plants in the country.
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For rising freight emissions, <a href="https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/5376/text">the bill</a> helps electrify more vans and vehicles that deliver packages to your door, and run equipment used at airports and ports on renewables. Some of its other provisions include $3 billion in direct loans for manufacturing zero-emissions trucks and aircraft, and another $2.5 billion for using offshore wind to power equipment at ports. For heavy-duty trucks, theres $5 billion to replace polluting trucks with cleaner vehicles. <a href="https://www.freightwaves.com/news/daily-infographic-how-does-bidens-
build-back-better-plan-affect-freight"></a>The infrastructure bill that Biden signed into law last year also helps make a <a href="https://www.vox.com/22772701/biden-infrastructure-law-environmental-funding">dent in transportation emissions</a> by paying for more electric vehicle charging stations and cutting pollution at ports.
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Without Build Back Better and other economic and political interventions, domestic emissions could actually be on the rise again above 2019 levels. (This comes from separate Rhodium <a href="https://rhg.com/research/build-back-
better-congress-budget/">modeling</a> thats based on the pessimistic assumption that there will be no federal legislation, no new EPA regulation, and no further state action.) In this world, pollution levels in 2030 would remain just 15 to 25 percent below the US peak in 2005.
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The US doesnt have to be headed down this path. Larsen explained that it is important for this transition “to happen very quickly if were going to be able to begin to see a reduction in emissions by the end of this decade.”
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<li><strong>Virtual reality is reality, too</strong> -
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Philosopher David Chalmers on the significance of digital worlds and why were maybe living in a simulation.
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As long as humans have been around, weve been trying to figure out whats real and whats not. You find<strong> </strong>some version of this question in virtually all of the worlds great philosophical traditions — from the West to the East — and the answers are often surprisingly<strong> </strong>not that clear.
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Its even harder today because the world has become much more complicated. On the one hand, we all have a pretty decent idea of whats real in our own lives. Whatever we can see, feel, or touch seems real. Our experiences, our thoughts, our relationships — they all seem real. But sometimes our senses can deceive us, so how do we <em>really</em> know?
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And what about the virtual world — is that real? Are our experiences online real in the same way that the car I drove this morning, or the chair Im sitting in now, are real? Or what about our beliefs and our emotions and our values? Are those real, too? Or do they fall into some other category?
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A new book by pioneering philosopher David Chalmers takes up these sorts of questions and much more. Chalmers is the co-director of the Center for Mind, Brain and Consciousness at NYU and perhaps best known for his 1996 book <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Conscious-Mind-Search-Fundamental-
Philosophy/dp/0195117891/ref=asc_df_0195117891/?tag=hyprod-20&amp;linkCode=df0&amp;hvadid=312154648235&amp;hvpos=&amp;hvnetw=g&amp;hvrand=6525121367132947159&amp;hvpone=&amp;hvptwo=&amp;hvqmt=&amp;hvdev=c&amp;hvdvcmdl=&amp;hvlocint=&amp;hvlocphy=9014040&amp;hvtargid=pla-457986078172&amp;psc=1"><em>The Conscious Mind</em></a>. His new book is<strong> </strong>called <a href="https://wwnorton.com/books/9780393635805"><em>Reality+</em></a>, and it makes a very interesting case that virtual realities are genuine realities, invested with just as much meaning as anything that happens in the physical world. As more and more of our lives play out in the virtual space, or the “<a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/22799665/facebook-
metaverse-meta-zuckerberg-oculus-vr-ar">metaverse</a>,” this is becoming<strong> </strong>more than an abstract debate.
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I reached out to Chalmers for the latest episode of <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/vox-conversations/id1081584611"><em>Vox Conversations</em></a>. We discuss the nature of reality, why he thinks we can live a meaningful life in the virtual world, whether we might actually be living in a simulation, and if he thinks theres any chance consciousness survives the death of the body. This is a fun conversation, one that might take you back to those late-night chats in your college dorm room, but we lean into that and we do think theres something serious to ponder here.
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Below is an excerpt, edited for length and clarity. As always, theres much more in the full podcast, so subscribe to <em>Vox Conversations</em> on <a href="https://apps.apple.com/us/app/vox-conversations/id1215557536">Apple Podcasts</a>, <a href="https://podcasts.google.com/search/vox%20conversations">Google Podcasts</a>, <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/6NOJ6IkTb2GWMj1RpmtnxP">Spotify</a>, <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/show/vox-
conversations">Stitcher</a>, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
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Sean Illing
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Defining “reality” seems like a fairly straightforward task, but you argue that a lot of us are confused about what counts as real and what doesnt. So Ill just start by asking: Do we even have a consensus definition of reality at this point?
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David Chalmers
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Despite calling my book <em>Reality+</em>, Im still not entirely sure what the word “reality” has meant to me. There are so many different meanings for the word and philosophers love to make these distinctions. I guess in one meaning, reality is just everything that exists. Its the entire cosmos. Reality is whatever there is and nothing else.
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But then you can also talk about <em>realities</em>. We talk about virtual realities, physical realities, and so on. Part of the theme of this book is that reality might be made up of many different realities, both physical and virtual. In that case, reality is more like an interconnected space of goings-on that are all interacting with each other.
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But then theres the question youre getting at here, which is, what does it mean to be real? In that sense, reality is something like realness; the property of being real. Some things are real, some things arent. Joe Biden is real. Santa Claus, alas, is a fiction. So what is the difference between being real and not being real? One key difference is: something is real if it has causal powers, if it can make a difference in the world.
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Sean Illing
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I think most people would say that the virtual world — by this, I mean the online world, the gaming world, the metaverse, etc. — is less “real” than the physical world, that its a second-class reality. Is that wrong?
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David Chalmers
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In some ways, this is an interesting generational divide. People in my generation — Im in my 50s — are much more inclined to count digital worlds as second-class and not fully real. Whereas people born in the last 20 years or so are basically digital natives who are used to hanging out in digital realities. From their perspective, virtual worlds are part of reality and treated that way.
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Im not sure Id say that virtual realities are second-class, but maybe Id say that theyre second-level. We all acknowledge theres a physical reality and then there are these virtual realities, which are created within the physical reality and to some extent depend on it. So in that sense, theyre second-level realities. And we say things like IRL (in real life) all the time in order to draw a distinction between physical reality and the virtual world. For me, thats a distinction between original reality and what Id call a derivative reality — its not a distinction between “real” and “unreal.”
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Sean Illing
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Why did you feel like it was important to make the case for virtual realities as genuine realities?
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David Chalmers
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I guess for a lot of reasons. Philosophically, it helps us to think about the relationship between the mind and reality. What can we know about the external world? Can we know anything? Maybe were in a simulation and none of this is really happening.
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Maybe weve got to rethink the relationship between the mind and reality so that simulations are more real than we might have thought. It just became increasingly clear that these are going to be very pressing practical questions in the next few decades. Virtual reality technology is already here. Were becoming obsessed with the idea of a <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/22799665/facebook-metaverse-meta-zuckerberg-oculus-vr-ar">metaverse</a> in which were going to be spending more and more of our time.
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So its important to think about what kind of life we can actually have in a metaverse. Can we live a meaningful life there? Some people think, by its very nature, it can only ever be escapism or illusion, not something on par with “real” life. But if Im right that virtual reality is a genuine reality, then you can, at least in principle, lead a meaningful life in a virtual world. I think this really matters.
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Sean Illing
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This is making me think of the role of fictions in our everyday lives. So many consequential things in the human world are constructed — money, morality, the law, the state — but what makes those things real is mutual interdependence. Theyre real because theyre shared, because we all keep waking up and believing in them. So are those things less “real” than trees or mountains? Or they<strong> </strong>just a different category of “reality”?
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David Chalmers
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I think most of the things that we count as real get their significance from an interaction between the mind and the external world. I think there is a world out there independently of the mind, but our mind invests it all with meaning. Money is basically just a bunch of paper or bits of metal or records of computer code, until people choose to invest that with meaning and take a certain attitude toward it.
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Certainly our social environment is largely a product of our mental attitudes. But there are some things in the world that are entirely independent of the mind, like atoms. But I wouldnt want to say that money is necessarily less real because its the result of this interaction.
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This is actually important when it comes to thinking about virtual reality. Because once you recognize the role that the mind plays in investing things with meaning and with reality, then its easier to to invest virtual things with meaning, just as much as one can invest physical things with meaning.
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Maybe thats whats now happening with, say, <a href="https://www.vox.com/2017/7/14/15967484/blockchain-bitcoin-jeremy-allaire-circle-kara-swisher-lauren-goode-too-
embarrassed-recode-podcast">blockchain technology</a>, or <a href="https://www.vox.com/the-goods/22313936/non-fungible-
tokens-crypto-explained">non-fungible tokens</a> (NFTs), or something you might have thought was some totally useless digital thing until, aha, people invest them with some importance.
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Sean Illing
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All right, David, lets get to the important stuff: whats the best case that were living in a computer simulation?
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David Chalmers
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Its interesting. Theres different kinds of simulations. Theres the so-called perfect simulation, where the simulation is so good that it will always be indistinguishable from physical reality. If were in a perfect simulation, we may never be able to know that.
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But we could be in an imperfect simulation with glitches, with <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_KmNZNT5xw">black cats crossing our paths</a>, where maybe we put too much strain on the simulation and then it breaks down.
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Maybe the simulators communicate with us. If they wanted to, they could give us very good evidence. They could take the Empire State Building and turn it upside down in the sky and say, “Here, look at the source code Im manipulating now.” They could give us evidence that were in a simulation, but I think well never get decisive evidence that were not in a simulation, because we could always be in a perfect simulation where that evidence is simulated.
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Sean Illing
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And if we did learn that this is all a simulation, would it really matter?
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David Chalmers
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I guess my view is simulated realities are realities, too. It could be that were in such a simulation right now. If so, if we discovered this, it would be shocking for a moment. Wed take some time to get used to it, but then at a certain point, life goes on. Likewise, if thats going on unbeknownst to us right now, then I think that doesnt somehow rob our lives of meaning. Our lives are just as meaningful as they were before.
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Sean Illing
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Do you think its inevitable that well reach a point where the virtual world is practically indistinguishable from the physical world? And if so, how far away do you think that is?
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David Chalmers
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I dont think its very close. To be honest, I think that for the next 20-odd years, probably, VR is going to be okay, but not great. Maybe in 20 or 30 years, well get to really high-quality VR, probably not yet indistinguishable, but at least where things like vision and hearing and so on are concerned.
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The real challenge is embodiment and having an experience of your body, the sense of touch, the sense of moving your body, the sensations you get from eating and drinking or sex. Thats a much bigger challenge, and that probably is going to require more than just standard virtual reality or augmented reality, maybe something like brain-computer interfaces.
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Once we reach a point where computer processes directly communicate with the areas of the brain associated with the body and with pleasure and so on, you can imagine long-term technologies where that is used to give you a much more realistic sense of living in VR. But I suspect really good brain-computer interfaces like that are probably close to a century away.
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Sean Illing
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Do you think consciousness survives the death of the body?
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David Chalmers
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My default hypothesis is that when I die, I will cease to exist. My conscious self will go out of existence. Maybe if certain hypotheses about consciousness are right, if every biological system has some degree of consciousness, whos to say there couldnt be little fragments of consciousness associated with what goes on after my death?
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But Im inclined to say that I will be gone. Its partly because I dont really believe in a nonphysical soul which is separable from the physical brain and body. Even if I think consciousness is more than the brain and the body, at least as far as I can tell, its tied to it.
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Having said that, thinking about <a href="https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2019/4/10/18275618/simulation-
hypothesis-matrix-rizwan-virk">the simulation hypothesis</a> does give the prospect of some different ways of thinking about life after death. For example, maybe if were all bits of code inside the simulation, then theres a possibility that upon physical death inside the simulation, that code could be lifted up by the simulators and moved to some other virtual world or some other portion of the simulation. Whos to say that couldnt qualify as some kind of life after death?
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Thinking about the simulation idea makes me somewhat more open to the idea that perhaps we could have some existence that goes beyond the mirror existence of this physical body, although it may still be tethered to something quasi-physical in the next universe up. I think about that as a<strong> </strong>somewhat more naturalistic form of life after death that even someone whos not traditionally religious could still be open to.
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What happens when the frenzy ends and the world doesnt value your valuables?
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“Its just so sad to see somebody spend so much money on something that isnt real.” Thats what Karen Boeker, counterfeit Beanie Baby expert, says motivates her work: separating the valuable Beanie Babies from the pretenders. Of course, the value of the real ones is debatable, too. Honestly, if you think about it too long, the entire concept of worth can fall apart.
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Boeker, 54, cant quite pinpoint why shes dedicated more than 25 years of her life to Beanie Babies. The frenzy around them faded long ago, as these types of things tend to do. Maybe she has an addictive personality. Maybe its the thrill of the chase. Maybe its just that theyre cute. Whatever the case, shes kept at it. She sold Beanie Babies to pay for an emergency appendectomy about 20 years ago and, more recently, to help pay for her sons wedding. Shes also one of three women behind a Beanie Baby <a href="https://beaniebabiespriceguide.com/">pricing guide</a> and a Facebook group for collectors with tens of thousands of members. Combined, they have several decades of Beanie experience. Their names, naturally, are Karen, Karen, and Becky.
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Boeker and Becky — Estenssoro — also run a Beanie Baby authentication service, <a href="https://truebluebeans.com/">True Blue Beans</a>. Estenssoro used to do the authenticating alone, and Boeker joined in April 2021. They charge $5 per Beanie Baby for a sticker that says whether the toy is counterfeit; for $15, theyll put it in a tamper-resistant display case and tell you whether its “museum quality,” “mint condition,” and even “magnificent.”
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“You get all those adjectives in there,” Boeker says. Their customers prefer that they dont give negative marks to the Beanies, but they have to be honest. “If its a dirty Beanie,” theyll say so.
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<q>When I ask what makes a Beanie Baby worth anything, her answer is a frank one: “Its what people are willing to pay for it”</q>
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At the height of Beanie Baby mania in the 1990s, plenty of people genuinely believed the toys might be the key to their retirement or their kids college tuition. Some people <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/1999/03/20/nyregion/suspect-found-but-not-the-beanie-babies.html">stole</a> litters of them, and at least one person was reportedly <a href="https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/bs-
xpm-2004-08-31-0408310304-story.html">killed</a> in a Beanie-related dispute. Now, when cleaning out their basements or going through bins left behind by their grandparents, some people decide to check in — just in case — to see if theyre sitting on a gold mine of 90s relics. Most of the time, they arent. “I hate getting peoples hopes up, because were constantly crushing dreams,” Boeker says. “I dont like that.”
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Its not that Beanie Babies are worthless — collectors in the hobby are willing to pay quite a bit of money for the right ones. Its that the most coveted Beanie Babies today are the ones most people have never heard of.
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When I ask Boeker what makes a Beanie Baby worth anything, then or today, her answer is frank: “Its what people are willing to pay for it.” Why some people are willing to pay anything for it is harder to square.
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For most, its unfathomable to imagine spending hundreds or thousands of dollars on a stuffed animal. Then again, its also unfathomable to imagine how we value most things, from personal mementos to art to <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2021/9/9/22664469/bored-
ape-yacht-club-sothebys-auction-amount">blunt-smoking digital apes</a>. Its easy to look at the current financial landscape and recognize hints of Beanie Baby-like bubbles in, for example, <a href="https://www.vox.com/the-
goods/22313936/non-fungible-tokens-crypto-explained">NFTs</a>. The interest in both of them has a bit of a<em> </em>je ne sais quoi<em> </em>element. But the same goes for all markets. Personal and objective worth are inevitably intertwined. Theres an unavoidable human nature to value.
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The Beanie Baby craze swept the United States and much of the globe in the 1990s. The era was marked by the <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/1997/12/24/for-charity-and-hype-a-princess-
beanie/1d315e11-4869-4728-8a42-9145869c9904/">hunt</a> for the Princess Diana bear, endless lines outside Hallmark stores in anticipation of new releases, people hoarding tiny stuffed toys with names like Quackers and Nip and Peanut in their living rooms and desperately protecting their tags. Boeker jokes she and her friends were “feeding all the homeless in Houston” after circling around McDonalds drive-throughs buying Happy Meals to secure the Teenie Beanies found inside. (They did, in fact, donate the food.)
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The world experienced a sort of collective delusion around the worth of what is, essentially, a fabric sack of beans. In hindsight, bubbles rarely make sense. “Its a flaw in the human character,” says Jeremy Grantham, market historian and bubble expert. “No one is immune, no matter how smart you are.”
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Beanie Babies were the creation of Ty Warner, the elusive billionaire behind toy company Ty Inc., which he founded in 1986. He launched Beanie Babies in 1993, and initially, people didnt get it. “At the beginning, nobody really wanted Beanie Babies,” says Lina Trivedi, one of Tys earliest employees. Consumers didnt seem to quite get them, and retailers didnt think theyd fit the aesthetic of their stores. Then, she says, it felt like a switch flipped overnight. Beanie Babies took off in the suburbs of Chicago, where Tys headquarters was located, and then fanned out. “When youre in the midst of it, you dont really see the intensity escalating or whatever,” Trivedi says, “because youre in the vortex of it all.”
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To the extent he could, Warner manufactured the craze around the items — the endeavor was, after all, to make money.
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Despite retailers and shoppers initial reservations, the Beanie Babies were indeed cute, and Warners team attached names, poems, and birthdays to them to make them more personal. Most of the original ones were written by Trivedi. The toys were accessibly priced, and at the same time, Warner was able to pull supply strings to create a sense of scarcity around them. Warner would retire certain Beanies, upping the ante even more not only on the primary market but also on the secondary market, where prices of the $5 items soared into the <a href="https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/bs-
xpm-1997-04-11-1997101002-story.html">hundreds</a> and <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/1997/12/07/business/spending-it-
the-hunt-is-on-for-the-toy-that-will-make-parents-panic.html">thousands</a> of dollars.
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Theres also an element of inexplicability to any fad. “What sort of lights the fire, we just dont really know,” says Colin Camerer, a behavioral economist at the California Institute of Technology.
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Maureen Laughead, a relatively early collector from Pennsylvania, recalled her daughters selling three politically themed Beanies — Righty, Lefty, and Libearty — to a local ice cream store in exchange for $1,000 and a Princess bear, which was released after Princess Dianas death in 1997. The Princess bear was the “it”<em> </em>Beanie of the era. “If I tried to sell those three now, Im sure theyre not worth anything,” she says.
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At its most basic level, value is how much someone is willing to pay for something, given all the other stuff they could pay for instead. Its how much worth they ascribe to the thing based on what they feel they get out of it. But there are different ways of thinking about the concept. In Marxist terms, theres use value — the extent to which something fulfills a want or a need — and theres exchange value, the proportion to which it can be exchanged for something else.
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At the height of the Beanie Baby craze, the use and exchange value that people were ascribing to the stuffed animals became completely untethered. The market was completely distorted.
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“It becomes a bubble when it disconnects from the value,” Grantham says. “Prices spiral up.”
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An entire media ecosystem of Beanie Babies emerged, from <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/1997/05/11/shes-the-mother-lode-of-beanie-
lore/220fad64-25ee-4225-be01-f9635bfabff0/">early-stage blogs</a> to magazines to trade shows. Estenssoro was one of the first avid collectors with her neighbor, Becky Phillips, in the Chicago suburbs. “At first, we didnt know it was going to be this big old thing,” Estenssoro says. Once the toys began to catch on, the pair began documenting them and building early collections, eventually launching the first Beanie Baby price guide.
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Beanie Babies were among the first big internet fervors, and their rise coincided with <a href="https://www.racked.com/2017/10/16/16473414/ebay-online-shopping-resale">eBays</a>. In May 1997, eBay auctioned off $500 million worth of Beanie Babies, accounting for 6 percent of its total annual sales. When the platform went public in 1998, Beanie Babies accounted for 10 percent of total company sales. That same year, the New York Times Magazine chronicled the proliferation of Beanie-related crimes, declaring, “<a href="https://www.nytimes.com/1998/07/05/magazine/sunday-july-5-1998-crime-a-world-gone-beanie-mad.html">A world gone Beanie mad!</a>
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Perhaps the most emblematic photo of the Beanie Baby bubble was one snapped of an estranged couple named Frances and Harold Mountain — a judge ordered them to separate out the animals on a courtroom floor during divorce proceedings. “Its ridiculous and embarrassing,” Frances Mountain complained at the time, before, as the <a href="https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1999-nov-06-mn-30725-story.html">Los Angeles Times reported</a>, “squatting on the courtroom floor alongside her ex-husband to choose first from a pile of stuffed toys.” The image came to epitomize the moment — grown adults were swept up in a baffling belief that these stuffed animals were highly valued possessions.
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Frances and Harold Mountain divide their Beanie assets.
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But the lore around the photo isnt accurate: The moment wasnt about the money, it was about revenge. Frances had been awarded primary physical custody of their children as part of what was an “ugly, disputed divorce,” recalls Frank Toti, an attorney who worked for Frances on the case. Harold asked to take half of the Beanie Babies “out of spite,” Toti says. “It had nothing to do with Beanie Babies, it had everything to do with the father being upset about not being awarded custody.” After selecting a few of the Beanie Babies from the pile, Harold gave up and said his ex-wife could have the rest.
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The Beanie Baby bubble burst at the turn of the century; the “<a href="https://www.investopedia.com/terms/a/animal-spirits.asp">animal spirits</a>” — a term coined by British economist John Maynard Keynes — driving the market fell away. The toys were mass-produced, so beyond those from the earliest generations, few were actually rare. Price declines begat more price declines, and the Beanie Baby smoke, in a way, lifted. And so millions of Americans were left with millions of Beanie Babies in their basements; forgetting the passé toys except for, now and then, the errant consideration of what to do with them.
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Looking back at a mad rush around often-colorful, often-cutesy, questionably useful odds and ends, its hard not to see whats currently going on in the NFT market and wonder whether its Beanie Baby-esque. Theres a similar level of unbridled optimism and a rush to claim ownership over relatively arbitrary items in the belief that their value will go up. The nascent arena is also plagued by <a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3dyem/investors-
spent-millions-on-evolved-apes-nfts-then-they-got-scammed">scams</a> and <a href="https://techcrunch.com/2021/03/24/nft_users/">potential crimes</a>.
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Many NFT aficionados refute the suggestion that theyre dealing in digital Beanie Babies. They say Beanie Babies didnt have the same sense of community (they did), that they werent as high-profile (they were), and that NFTs have a much more tangible utility than Beanie Babies (up for debate). However, Arthur Suszko, a collector of both Beanie Babies and NFTs, embraces the comparison. “Theres a lot of parallels between whats going on with NFTs now versus Beanie mania in the 90s,” he says.
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Suszko, 34, was into Beanie Babies as a kid and began collecting them again as an adult. His current project is to create NFTs of his Beanie Babies, where people could buy the NFT and therefore ownership rights, but his company would still hold onto the physical item unless the buyer later traded the token back in. It would essentially separate ownership from possession. “Its a merger of my childhood dreams and modern passions coming together,” he says. Still, hes aware the NFT moment is likely fleeting. “Nobodys going to care about random jpegs that might be selling for hundreds of thousands of dollars right now.”
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The market for Beanie Babies didnt vanish entirely after the crash, but todays market does look different — and indeed, the vast majority of them arent worth much. There are still expensive Beanie Babies out there, theyre just nowhere as well-known as, for example, the Princess bear. “Its funny, because sometimes the ones that are actually worth a lot of money, they dont realize are worth a lot of money because theyre not talked about, because theyre rarer Beanies,” says Karen Holmes, the other Karen of Karen, Karen, and Becky. She maintains the price guide website, where a series of ebooks laying out the costs of Beanie Babies and other Ty products are available starting at $5.95.
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According to the scarcity principle, things become more desirable when they are in limited supply. In the 90s, Ty used the illusion of scarcity to drive the urgency around Beanie Babies. People were made to believe they were in short supply when in actuality they werent, and once they realized that was the case, some of the allure faded. In the aftermath, the scarcity principle still applies, perhaps in a more real fashion. If everyones selling the same Beanie, its not a hard-to-find Beanie, and therefore its probably not expensive. Indeed, the priciest ones are those most people have no idea even exist. Some were never sold in stores at all.
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Enter Chef Robuchon, which was created in 2006, years after the 90s bubble burst. The light brown bear wears a white chefs hat and embroidered jacket with a French flag-themed collar, and the Beanie Babies price guide values it at up to $6,500 if in mint condition — up to $8,000 with the case and invitation. Ty Warner handed out the bears to celebrate the <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/09/dining/09robuchon.html">opening of a restaurant</a> helmed by chef Joël Robuchon at the Four Seasons hotel in New York, which Warner owned. The toys were given to food critics and journalists, most of whom probably never gave them a second thought, and many have been lost. “When it was given out, nobody really knew about it because it was given to foodies,” Holmes says, “not to Beanie people.”
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Beanie people would have known better than to brush off a Chef Robuchon bear.
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As a general rule in the Beanie trade, the older and rarer, the better. Whats on the tags, and how the tags look, matters. Its not entirely intuitive. What seems like the tiniest thing can mean a hundred- or even thousand-dollar difference to those in the know. A regular Libearty — a white bear with an American flag on it — in top condition isnt generally worth much more than its original $5 price. But if its got a Summer Olympics tag on it, Boeker says, its worth can jump up to over $1,000. Ty apparently didnt have permission to use the official Olympic trademark in 1996, and so for most of the Beanies, the mark was removed. A light blue Peanut the elephant can go for up to $100; one made in a darker royal blue could fetch up to $1,500.
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“Its all in the details,” Boeker says. In a sea of tiny red heart-shaped tags hanging off the toys, a star or the curvature of a letter matters.
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It can feel like the people deep in the hobby almost speak in code, referring off-hand to generations of hang tags and tush tags and naming off the toys like familiar characters, in the way you or I might mention, say, Mickey Mouse or Batman.
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Caleb Riley, 26, learned to crack the code thanks, in part, to Boeker. His mother collected Beanie Babies years ago and finally handed them over to him to try to sell. In those efforts, hes learned more about the stuffed animals than hes ever cared to know. In 2021, he posted a MasterCard Beanie Baby to the Facebook group the Beanie Baby ladies run. The bear had a brown nose instead of a black nose, and that difference garnered him what he says were a dozen offers in a single day. Boeker warned him not to sell it for under $1,500. “It was like mania,” he says. He sold it and a handful of other Beanie Babies for $5,000.
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Of course, Rileys experience is the exception. Plenty of people who are sitting on mounds of the plushes arent Beanie Baby thousandaires. Holmes estimates that of the roughly 3,000 variations of Beanies out there, one-third are worth more than they originally retailed for, though often not by much.
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There are generally three stages of collecting in consumer culture: acquisition, possession, and disposition. In the current zeitgeist, Beanie Babies are stuck in limbo between phase two and phase three. Most people arent super jazzed about the Beanies theyve got on hand. Theyre not really in a hurry to get rid of them, either.
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There are, however, still people in the acquisition phase of collecting, such as James Hamblin, a 42-year-old father of two who lives in Massachusetts. When I first spoke to Hamblin about his Beanie Baby collection, he blamed it on his daughter. “Of course, the kids want the harder Beanies to find,” he says. When I asked him whether she was allowed to play with the Beanies, he cracked. “I mean, I do buy some for her, but then the ones that I buy are pretty high in price,” he says, chuckling at the acknowledgment that its much more of a dad hobby than a daughter one. “She gets some of the crumbs.”
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Demographically, Hamblin isnt unique in his interest in Beanie Babies. Just as the most coveted Beanies today are not the ones you might think, neither are the identities of the people collecting them. I came across a lot of men in their 30s and 40s, especially in the high-dollar market. Its sort of equivalent to the My Little Pony enthusiast <a href="https://www.wired.com/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/">Bronies</a> — call them Beanie Bronies.
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Hamblin says he really has no idea why he got into Beanie Babies, joking that maybe its a midlife crisis. He finds the chase addicting and gets a rush out of finding a Beanie Baby hes been on the hunt for; his goal is to collect all of the first- through third-generation Beanies (essentially, the early ones). Thus far, hes amassed about 200 toys in total and thinks hes spent about $50,000 on the endeavor, the priciest being a third-generation royal blue Peanut with a German tag at $2,500. While other people have a “deep love” of Beanie Babies, Hamblin insists its not the case for him. “I dont really have any sort of attachment to them, Ive just set myself a goal,” he says. “Hopefully, one day Ill either sell them or Ill display them properly.”
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Hamblin has met similarly enthused Beanie Bronies, like his friend Joe Mancuso, 35, who says he was offered free Beanies in exchange for intimate pictures of himself (he declined), and Nick Rosato, 32, who began selling Beanie Babies, in part, to help keep his family afloat when he was out of work. “We ended up making ends meet any way we could, which unfortunately involved selling off some of my collectibles,” Rosato says. “But you do whats best for your family.”
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The men of Beanie world arent just suburban dads. Nearly everyone I spoke with for this story referenced one young man, a startup co-founder based in New York, who is an extremely well-connected collector and dealer in the field. He helped Boeker secure a Russian exclusive bear shed been after, and Riley says he was the buyer of the MasterCard bear. He deals in exotics and prototypes. “If you want a Beanie Baby,” Hamblin says, “hes the one Id go to.” The collector declined to speak on the record for this story, though he was also very concerned that I get my facts straight. Even this market still has its whales.
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The Beanie Baby world might not be what it once was, but its by no means quiet. Theres excitement: accusations of scammery, disagreements around what it means to certify an items value and who gets to decide.
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Take a quick spin around the internet and its quite easy to come across a list of Beanie Babies that are allegedly worth thousands of dollars. On eBay, you can almost always find a Princess bear for sale with an asking price higher than the typical house. The thing is that you can list anything on eBay for anything. The other thing is that there are a lot of Princess bears out there. While they were a hot commodity in 1997 when they first came out, in the year 2022, not so much.
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“A lot of people are still looking at clickbait articles that say Princess is worth half a million,” Holmes says. “Its not.” Many Princess bears on eBay are being sold for under $20.
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Holmes, Boeker, and Estenssoro view their mission, in part, as one of educating people about what is and isnt valuable in Beanie Babies. Boeker has expertise in looking out for counterfeits, which were quite common during the bubble. The trio frets about rumors that errors on tags mean theyre especially valuable, even though most of the time they mean nothing at all. (Plenty of errors were also mass-produced.) They speculate that some of the eBay listings are money-laundering schemes, or at least say they think they used to be.
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“Somebody else mentioned drugs,” Boeker says. “They would put up a Beanie Baby and then they would sell them drugs, but it looked like they were buying a Beanie Baby. I dont do drugs, so I dont know.”
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In 2018, the trio got Business Insider to correct a video on Beanie Baby valuations that featured Lori Ann Verderame, known professionally as Dr. Lori, a television personality and antiques appraiser. In the <a href="https://www.businessinsider.in/videos/misc/we-got-our-beanie-baby-collections-
valued/videoshow/66189045.cms">video</a>, which was removed from most platforms, Dr. Lori, who also markets herself as a Beanie Baby appraiser, declared a certain Valentino bear worth $100. Business Insiders <a href="https://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-beanie-babies-collection-worth-2018-9">correction</a> notes its actual value is more like $5 to $10.
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The Beanie Babies price guide ladies are hesitant to say much about Dr. Lori — after all, they are rivals. And most Beanie Baby people are, well, nice. Boeker says that while Dr. Lori does know about art and antiques, she is not an expert on Beanies. “Shes a smart woman,” she says. “But I dont know of a single collector who respects her.”
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Dr. Lori, for her part, tells me that she appraises thousands of Beanie Babies a week. She acknowledges that theres a lot of confusion around value, though when I asked for a more concrete sense of what makes a Beanie Baby valuable, she was relatively scant on details, insisting instead that people just get her appraisal. “You could have the winning lottery ticket, and a lot of people [do],” she says.
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Boeker says that they sometimes have people come to the Facebook group who have gotten appraisals from Dr.  Lori for much higher than what other people are generally willing to pay. “Rarely are the prices she gives accurate,” Boeker says. “Shes making money, good for her.”
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Karen, Karen, and Becky dont typically do appraisals; so many people have common Beanies, its not really worth it. The price guide costs money, though, as does the authentication service.
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Most collectors trust them, but to a point. Leon Schlossberg runs a <a href="http://www.tycollector.com/about-us.htm">website</a> dedicated to Ty and has with his daughter Sondra collected nearly 19,000 Beanie Babies, <a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/kzxw9m/this-family-wants-to-open-a-beanie-baby-
museum">which they hope to someday put into a museum</a>. He says that Boeker is “extraordinarily knowledgeable” about Beanie Babies and that the Beanie Babies price guide is the only one thats legitimate out there, though he has quibbles with it. Still, he doesnt love the idea that the women are both tracking the prices and selling — or at least, Boeker is. “You have to look at somebody who sells those for a living and wonder if thats the person who should be making the value guide,” he says.
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The point isnt lost on Boeker, who brought up in one of our conversations that its a bit of a conflict of interest for her to sell Beanie Babies while at the same time working on the price guide and authentication. From time to time, there are flare-ups in the womens Beanie Babies Collectors group on Facebook where potential sellers accuse buyers of undercutting prices in an attempt to later flip the Beanies. Boeker reassures me theres no trickery going on — but shes definitely come across some Beanies in the wild that are worth more than the asking price. “Lets just say Ive gotten some good deals,” she says.
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The problem with bubbles is that even if at some point it becomes clear whats going on, its impossible to gauge when the bubble will burst. If bubbles were predictable, people would start to sell early, and the bubble would self-implode. Obviously, they dont. And what was in the bubble really never goes away. The objects themselves dont disappear. They become zombies.
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“Beanie Babies are mostly not going to get tossed in the trash, they just dissipate out,” says Camerer, the California behavioral economist. “The technical definition of a bubble is that prices are above some fundamental, but that just begs the question of what is the fundamental? Whats the value?”
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For people into Beanie Babies now, the fundamentals dont really matter. If the world moves on from something and you dont, you dont for a reason.
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Most of the Beanie Baby collectors I spoke to couldnt specifically identify the impetus of their interest in the toys. Maybe a neighbor had one, or they saw it at a store, or their kids got into them. Many point to the economics and investment properties, but not all of them. Some collectors want cats or dragons or tie-dye bears not because theyre particularly valuable but simply because they like them.
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Many collectors insist that theres no real personal attachment to their Beanies, even though its impossible to imagine there isnt. People dont spend hours and hours learning the intricacies of any market for nothing, let alone a market as cold as Beanies. They like the hobby, but they also recognize its a bit silly — multiple people were skeptical that I might make them look bad in print. On the spectrum of habits, collecting stuffed animals is a healthy one; its also one where you might recognize others could think youre a kook.
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If you think about it, the way we value anything is sort of strange. Value is, to a large extent, ineffable. The most valuable things in my life arent actually worth a lot of money. Are yours?
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Estenssoro says beyond a handful of Beanies she has “in a box somewhere tucked away,” she no longer collects them. The same goes for Holmes, who sold her collection about 12 years ago before having open-heart surgery because she wasnt sure shed make it through. She got two Chef Robuchons off her hands at the time.
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Boeker, however, hasnt been able to give the hobby up. She had to sell off her collection some 20 years ago to pay off medical bills after having an emergency appendectomy while uninsured. “It was awful, back when I sold it,” she says. “I was in tears, Ill admit that.” Slowly but surely, shes built her collection back up.
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Recently, she sold some of her Beanie Babies, but for a happier reason: Her son got married, and she was able to turn about a dozen pieces in her collection into $15,000 for the occasion. “When you can do things like that, its worth it.” (In gratitude, the bride and groom allowed her to decorate their table with a pair of Love Birds Beanies.)
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Boeker has a self-effacing nature thats disarming in conversation. She delivers some of her commentary with a metaphorical eye-roll, even though she clearly cares and has encyclopedic knowledge about Beanie Babies. “I know, shoot me,” she says when we first talk about her decision to start buying Beanies again after first selling her collection. Weeks later, she told me having to sell off her collection was probably one of the best things that ever happened to her because of the relationships shes built over the years upon rebuilding it. “If you would have told me 25 years ago that Id still be doing Beanies, Id have called you crazy,” she says. She has no intention of getting out of the hobby anytime soon.
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The most important Beanie to her is, unsurprisingly, one Ive never heard of: <a href="https://beaniebabiespriceguide.com/authentic-ty-billionaire-3-bear-beanie-baby/">Billionaire Bear No. 3</a>. According to the price guide, just 650 of those No. 3 bears were given out, and only to Ty employees. Boeker thinks she knows which employee hers went to. Its worth an estimated $400 to $800, which is money, but not Chef Robuchon money. So why that one? In part, because Boeker bought it from the other Karen, Karen Holmes, who is her friend. “Its special to me because it was owned by her.”
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I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
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<li><strong>Last night I dreamed I was in Paris. The year was 1789.</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF -->
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I was poor and hungry. My clothes were in tatters. I was all alone.
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Far away I saw the palace, and when the guards werent watching, I slipped inside.
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I smelled food. I followed the smell.
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There I saw the Queen, feasting on a huge banquet, with a dozen ladies of the court.
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They all fell silent when they saw me. I gathered up my courage and said, “Please, your majesty, I am hungry, can you spare me a morsel?”
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The queen was outraged and called for the guards. In strode a pair of huge, muscular soldiers. The queen pointed at me and screeched, “Take this insolent wretch out and whip him!”
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“Stop!” I cried, and pointed at the calendar. “Look at what day it is!”
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The queen looked at the calendar and shrugged. “In that case, then, let him eat cake.”
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<li><strong>A genie granted me one wish, so I said “I just want to be happy.”</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF -->
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Now Im living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
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