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  • A priest walks into a hotel and books a room. -

    The priest says to the clerk.

    “I assume the porn is disabled?”

    The clerk says.

    “No it’s just regular porn you filthy bastard.”

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  • What do you even expect? -

    Three friends bragged about who has more sex…. Friend A said “You all have nothing on me. I go to the bar and bring home a woman every night. Not only that but I drive a corvette into work everyday and have a 8 inch penis. I have slept with more than 1,000 women”

    Friend B said “Oh yeah? Well I’m the top gynecologist doctor at the most highly rated hospitals in the world. I make $800,000 a year, have patients and nurses who have sex with me every hour I’m at work. All the women compliment me on my 12 inch penis. I have slept with well over 5,000 women.”

    Friend C said, “I have you all beat. I fucked over all the Redditors who were expecting a punchline to this joke.”

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