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  • A lawyer sits next to a blonde on a plane, and he really wants her to notice him, but she shows no interest. -

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    +The lawyer is not used to being rejected, so he says: +

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    +“Let’s play a game. We go back and forth and ask each other questions, and if you don’t know the answer, you give the person $5.” +

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    +The blonde isn’t interested, and she declines. +

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    +After 20 minutes of silence, the lawyer says: +

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    +“Ok, let’s play the same game, but if you miss a question, you give me $5. If I miss a question, I give you $300.” +

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    +The blonde is intrigued by the money, so she agrees. +

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    +The lawyer smiles and asks her: +

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    +“What’s the weight of the moon?” +

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    +The blonde says, “I don’t know,” and gives him the $5 +

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    +Then she asks him: +

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    +“What goes up with two legs and comes down with 3?” +

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    +The lawyer doesn’t know the answer to the question but does not want to admit it, so he spends the rest of the flight trying to figure it out. During this time, the blonde naps in peace. When the plane lands, the lawyer hands the blonde the $300. +

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    +As they’re getting off the plane, the lawyer runs up to her and says: +

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    +“Please, what’s the answer to the question?” +

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    +The blonde smiles, hands him $5, and calmly walks away. +

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    +I hope you liked the joke! It’s pretty long, so thanks if you read the whole thing! +

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    +Her actual words were “Put your clothes on, we’re in a museum” but I know what she meant. +

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    +A northern fairy tale begins, “Once upon a time, …” A southern fairy tale begins, “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit…!” +

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