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+The bottom line? The Academy loves biopics, it loves period pieces, and for some reason, it weirdly loves modern films that feature black-and-white scenes. J. Robert Oppenheimer wasn’t quite the hero the film makes him out to be — read our piece on the “cry baby scientist” — but come Oscar night, Oppie is going home a winner. —BW +

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+Shohei Ohtani will lead the major leagues in home runs in the 2024 season (75 percent) +

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+For those of you who don’t follow baseball — which, given the ratings for the 2023 World Series, is essentially all of you — Shohei Ohtani may be the best baseball player since Babe Ruth. That is not hyperbole. In 2023, Ohtani recorded a WAR stat of 10.1, a full 16 percent higher than the next-best player. (WAR means “wins above replacement,” and it calculates how many more game wins an individual player is worth than a totally average player at the same position. It’s basically the stat to rule all stats for Moneyball heads.) But what’s really amazing is that while Ohtani wasn’t the best hitter or best pitcher by WAR rankings, he was the only player in baseball who did both. He hits baseballs a long way, and he strikes lots of guys out. No one in baseball has done that since … Babe Ruth. +

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+Shohei Ohtani at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, California, on December 14, 2023. +
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+Those unique skills earned Ohtani the largest contract in sports history, with the Los Angeles Dodgers paying him $700 million for 10 years. (It also comes with some unique elements, including the fact that Ohtani will actually defer $680 million of that $700 million until after the 10 years of his contract is completed, which apparently is legal?) That sets him up for some sky-high expectations in the 2024 season. +

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+Because of an injury last season, Ohtani won’t be able to pitch in 2024, which means he’ll be focused exclusively on hitting. He was already on pace for 51 home runs last year before his injury, which would have put him just behind the major league lead in that category. I think he has an excellent chance to lead the league in homers in 2024 — and without the distraction of pitching, I’d even give him an outside chance to break Barry Bonds (just ever so slightly steroid-tainted) major league record of 70. Go, Ohtani-san, go! —BW +

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  • A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble and he loses all his money. He doesn’t even have enough for a cab, but he flagged one down anyway. He explained to the driver that he would pay him back next time and gave him his phone number, but the driver told him, “Get the fuck out of my cab.” -

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    +He walked all the way to the airport and got home. +

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    +Some times rolls by and he decides to go back to Vegas again and this time he wins BIG. +

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    +He gets his bags and is ready for the airport with all his new winnings. +

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    +There are a line of cabs and at the very end he sees the driver from last time that kicked him out. +

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    +He stood for a moment thinking how can he get his revenge on that driver. +

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    +So, he gets in the first cab. +

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    +“How much is it to the airport?” he asks. +

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    +The driver says, “$15.” +

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    +“Great, how much is it for a blowjob on the way there?” +

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    +The cab driver says, “Get the fuck out of my cab.” +

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    +So he goes to the next one and asks the same thing. +

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    +“How much to airport?” +

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    +“$15.” +

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    +“Great, how much for a blowjob on the way there?” +

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    +And that cab driver also tells him to get the fuck out of his cab. +

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    +He does this all the way down the line of drivers, each one kicking him out. +

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    +He finally gets to the last driver, the one from his last trip. +

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    +He asks, “Hey how much to the airport?” +

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    +Driver responds, “$15.” +

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    +The guy hands him $15 and says, “Great let’s go!” +

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    +And so the driver leaves, slowly passing all the other drivers who are staring out their window while the guy in the back smiles back with a thumbs up. +

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    +“Easy,” said the teacher, “you just say the top number and then the bottom number is read as an ordinal number. For example, 2/3 is ‘two-thirds’, 3/4 is ‘three-fourths’, and 2/5 is ‘two-fifths’.” +

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    +“Thanks, I understand,”said the exchange student. +

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    +“Good,” said the teacher, and then asked the student, “so how do you say 4/8?” +

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    +“One-second,” said the boy. +

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    +Brought home my Asian girlfriend tonight, and my wife has been really mean to her. +

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