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  • Last night a local church was robbed. Miraculously the golden Jesus on the cross was left behind. -

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    +They took everything that wasn’t nailed down. +

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  • A dentist goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand-new Bugatti Chiron. -

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    +It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $1.5M. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. +

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    +An old man on a moped, looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to him. +

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    +The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?” +

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    +The dentist replies, “A Bugatti Chiron. It cost one and a half a million dollars!” +

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    +“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “Why does it cost so much?” +

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    +“Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!” states the dentist proudly. +

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    +The moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?” +

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    +“No problem,” replies the dentist. +

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    +So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. +

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    +Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car, all right, but I’ll stick with my moped!” +

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    +Just then the light changes, so the dentist decides to show the old man just what his car can do. +

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    +He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 150 mph. +

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    +Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rearview mirror – what it could be…and suddenly… +

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    +WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! +

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    +Something whips by him going much faster! +

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    +“What on earth could be going faster than my Bugatti?” the dentist asks himself. +

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    +He floors the accelerator and takes the Bugatti up to 175 mph. +

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    +Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the moped! +

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    +Amazed that the moped could pass his Bugatti, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 210 mph. +

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    +WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! +

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    +He’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! +

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    +Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Bugatti all the way up to 250 mph. +

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    +Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again! +

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    +The Bugatti is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do! +

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    +Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Bugatti, demolishing the rear end. +

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    +The dentist stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive. +

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    +He runs up to the mangled old man and says, “Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?” +

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    +The old man whispers, “Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.” +

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