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Daily-Dose

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From New Yorker

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From Vox

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From The Hindu: Sports

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From The Hindu: National News

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From BBC: Europe

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    +“Doctor I want to have a baby but my husband is adamant that he doesn’t want any children. What can I do?” +

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    +The doctor tells her that the next time she goes to have sex with her husband, take a sewing needle and poke holes in the tip of the condom. +

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    +The next day the woman goes back to the doctor and says, “Doctor it didn’t work, after I poked holes in the condom my husband didn’t want to have sex anymore, but I’m sure he didn’t see me do it.” +

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    +The doctor says, “Yes I saw him earlier. Next time do it before you put the condom on him.” +

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    submitted by /u/Draconic_Flame
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    +A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. +

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    +“You all have obsessions,” he observed. +

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    +To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” +

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    +He turned to the second mom. “Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.” +

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    +At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, “Come on, Dick, let’s go.” +

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    +As he came through Customs, he had two sacks over his shoulder. The Customs officer asked him what he had in the sacks? Paddy replied Mobile phones. +

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    +The customs officer didn’t believe him and asked to be shown. Paddy opened each sack and sure enough both sacks contained quite a few phones. "What are you going to do with all these mobile phones asked the officer? +

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    +"Oh, they are not for me. My mate Mick, who is in a band, knew I was going over to America asked me to bring him back Two saxophones. +

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    +Its his first day in the prison, a while later he sees his cellmate go the the door and yells trough it: “#12!”, and a few people from different cells chuckle. A few hours later another man goes to the door and yells: “#31!”, and a few people start laughing, even the guards smile. Then having gathered up his courage he asks what does the numbers mean. The cellmate looks at him and anwsers: “everyone here has told the same jokes so many times, that we assigned numbers to them and say them instead”. The man thinks for a bit, goes up to the door an yells: “#136!”. And the whole prison erupts in laughter, even the guards are curled up laughing. When the laughter dies down his cellmate looks at him and says: “thats a new one!” +

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