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    +A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” +

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    +She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” +

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    +“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” +

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    +“It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” she responded. +

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    +“I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?” +

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    +“I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents.” +

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    +He said, “Do you have a real grudge?” +

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    +“No,” she replied, “We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.” +

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    +“Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?” +

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    +“Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.” +

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    +“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?” +

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    +“Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.” +

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    +Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?” +

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    +“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can’t communicate with me!” +

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  • The animals in the zoo were talking amongst themselves about the recent drought… -

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    +The cows said they hoped it would rain soon as the fields they grazed in were dry and turning brown. +

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    +The giraffes said they hoped it rained soon as the leaves on the tops of the trees were sparse. +

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    +The monkeys hoped it would rain because the branches of the trees were dry and snapping, making it hard for them to swing around. +

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    +The kangaroo said she hoped it wouldn’t rain. +

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    +When the other animals pressed her as to why not, she replied “because then my kids will be inside all weekend!” +

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  • A woman walks into the produce section of the supermarket -

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    +And asks the man stocking oranges, “Excuse me sir, where can I find the broccoli?” +

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    +The man replies, “I’m sorry ma’am, we’re fresh out of broccoli but we’ll have some tomorrow.” +

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    +The woman walks away. Comes back a few minutes later, taps the man on the shoulder and says, “Where’s the broccoli? I can’t find the broccoli!” +

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    +The man says, “Ma’am I already told you we don’t have any broccoli. We’ll have some tomorrow.” +

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    +The woman walks away. Comes back a few minutes later, “I STILL CAN’T FIND THE BROCCOLI I LOOKED EVERYWHERE!” +

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    +The man looks at her strangely and says, “How do you spell ‘cat’ like in ‘catastrophe’?” +

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    +The woman says, “C-A-T.” +

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    +The man says, “Great, now how do you spell ‘dog’ like in ‘dogmatic’?” +

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    +“D-O-G.” +

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    +“Good, now how do you spell ‘fuck’ like in ‘broccoli’?” +

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    +The woman says, “There is no ‘fuck’ in ‘broccoli’.” +

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    +The man says, “THAT’S WHAT I’M TRYING TO TELL YOU LADY!” +

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  • A farmer sold an old horse, but warned the buyer she didn’t look too good. -

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    +The buyer insisted she looked well enough and bought her. A few days later, the buyer came back, complaining the horse kept bumping into things. +

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    +“The old mare’s completely blind!” he shouted. +

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    +“Well, I told you she didn’t look too good,” the farmer replied. +

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