diff --git a/archive-covid-19/25 October, 2023.html b/archive-covid-19/25 October, 2023.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..286dc34 --- /dev/null +++ b/archive-covid-19/25 October, 2023.html @@ -0,0 +1,176 @@ + +
+ + + ++Background: The WHO and the US. CDC documented that facemask-wearing in public situations is one of the most important prevention measures that can limit the acquisition and spread of COVID-19. Considering this, WHO and US. CDC developed guidelines for using facemasks in public settings. This study aimed to determine correlates and prevalence of facemask wearing during COVID-19 pandemic among adult population of Northern Uganda. Methods. We conducted a cross-sectional study on five hundred and eighty-seven adult population of northern Uganda. A single stage stratified, and systematic sampling methods were used to select respondents from twenty-four Acholi subregionās health facilities. Data was collected in a face-to-face questionnaire interview with an internal validity of Cronbach9s Ī±=0.72. A local IRB approved the study, and Stata 18 was used for data analysis at multivariable Poisson regression with a p-value set at ā¤0.05. Results: The most substantial findings from this study were the high prevalence of face mask-wearing in public among respondents [88.7%,95%CI:86%-91%]. At a multivariable Poisson regression analysis, we found that obese respondents were 1.12 times more likely to wear facemasks than those who were not, [adjusted Interval Rates Ratios, aIRR=1.12,95%CI:1.04-1.19;p<0.01], and respondent who agreed to the lockdown measures were 1.23 times more likely to wear facemasks during COVID-19 pandemic than those who did not, [aIRR=1.23, 95%CI:1.07-1.41;p<0.01]. Other sociodemographic characteristics such as sex, age, occupation, level of education, religion, tribes, marital status, nationality, race, and comorbidities were not statistically significant at 95% Confidence Intervals. Conclusion: The most significant findings from this study were the high prevalence of face mask-wearing among adult community members in northern Uganda. The correlates of facemask wearing in public were the obese and respondents who agreed with the presidential directives on the lockdown measures. Although this was within acceptable prevalence rates, the strict enforcement of face mask-wearing by security forces raised concerns among many community members and human rights advocates. We recommend more studies on communities9 perspectives on the challenges and benefits of facemask-wearing during the COVID-19 pandemic. +
++Background. France implemented a combination of non-pharmaceutical interventions (NPIs) to manage the COVID-19 pandemic between September 2020 and June 2021. These included a lockdown in the fall 2020 - the second since the start of the pandemic - to counteract the second wave, followed by a long period of nighttime curfew, and by a third lockdown in the spring 2021 against the Alpha wave. Interventions have so far been evaluated in isolation, neglecting the spatial connectivity between regions through mobility that may impact NPI effectiveness. Methods. Focusing on September 2020 - June 2021, we developed a regionally-based epidemic metapopulation model informed by observed mobility fluxes from daily mobile phone data and fitted the model to regional hospital admissions. The model integrated data on vaccination and variants spread. Scenarios were designed to assess the impact of the Alpha variant, characterized by increased transmissibility and risk of hospitalization, of the vaccination campaign and alternative policy decisions. Results. The spatial model better captured the heterogeneity observed in the regional dynamics, compared to models neglecting inter-regional mobility. The third lockdown was similarly effective to the second lockdown after discounting for immunity, Alpha, and seasonality (51% vs 52% median regional reduction in the reproductive number R0, respectively). The 6pm nighttime curfew with bars and restaurants closed, implemented in January 2021, substantially reduced COVID-19 transmission. It initially led to 49% median regional reduction of R0, decreasing to 43% reduction by March 2021. In absence of vaccination, implemented interventions would have been insufficient against the Alpha wave. Counterfactual scenarios proposing a sequence of lockdowns in a stop-and-go fashion would have reduced hospitalizations and restriction days for low enough thresholds triggering and lifting restrictions. Conclusions. Spatial connectivity induced by mobility impacted the effectiveness of interventions especially in regions with higher mobility rates. Early evening curfew with gastronomy sector closed allowed authorities to delay the third wave. Stop-and-go lockdowns could have substantially lowered both healthcare and societal burdens if implemented early enough, compared to the observed application of lockdown-curfew-lockdown, but likely at the expense of several labor sectors. These findings contribute to characterize the effectiveness of implemented strategies and improve pandemic preparedness. Keywords. COVID-19, NPIs, modeling, curfew, restrictions. +
+Evaluation of Concordance Between Exhaled Air Test (eBAM-CoV) and RT-PCR to Detect SARS-CoV-2 - Conditions: SARS-CoV-2 Infection; COVID-19; Coronavirus
Interventions: Device: eBAM Cov Testing
Sponsors: Centre Hospitalier Universitaire de NÄ«mes; University of Nimes; brainsā laboratory sas, FRANCE
Not yet recruiting
A Phase I/IIa Study to Safety, Tolerability and Immunogenicity of EG-COVII in Healthy Adult - Conditions: COVID-19
Interventions: Biological: EG-COVII
Sponsors: EyeGene Inc.
Recruiting
Pharmacokinetics and Bioequivalence of Aterixen 100 mg Tablets and Aterixen 100 mg Film-coated Tablets in Healthy Volunteers - Conditions: Viral Infection COVID-19
Interventions: Drug: Aterixen
Sponsors: Valenta Pharm JSC
Not yet recruiting
Long COVID Brain Fog: Cognitive Rehabilitation Trial - Conditions: Long COVID; Brain Fog; Cognitive Impairment; Cognitive Dysfunction; Post-Acute COVID-19 Syndrome
Interventions: Behavioral: Speed of Processing Training; Behavioral: In-lab Instrumental Activities of Daily Living Training; Behavioral: In-lab Brain Health Training; Behavioral: Transfer Package; Behavioral: Follow Up Phone Calls; Behavioral: Vocational Rehabilitation; Behavioral: Peer Mentoring
Sponsors: University of Alabama at Birmingham; National Institute on Disability, Independent Living, and Rehabilitation Research
Not yet recruiting
A Practical RCT of TCM in the Treatment of LCOVID and Analysis of Syndrome Types and Medication Characteristics. - Conditions: Long COVID
Interventions: Drug: Traditional Chinese medicine treatment; Drug: Western medicine treatment
Sponsors: Chinese University of Hong Kong
Not yet recruiting
Paradoxical Response to Chest Wall Loading in Mechanically Ventilated Patients - Conditions: ARDS; COVID-19; Mechanical Ventilation Pressure High; Ventilator-Induced Lung Injury
Interventions: Diagnostic Test: Manual loading of the chest wall
Sponsors: HealthPartners Institute
Withdrawn
Narrative Intervention for Long COVID-19 (NICO) - Conditions: Long COVID; Long Covid19
Interventions: Behavioral: Narrative Intervention for Long COVID-19 (NICO)
Sponsors: University of Colorado, Denver
Active, not recruiting
Inspiratory Muscle Training in People With Long COVID-19- A Pilot Investigation. - Conditions: Long COVID
Interventions: Device: PrO2
Sponsors: University of Bath; Swansea University
Not yet recruiting
Inspiratory Muscle Strength Training in Post-Covid Syndrome - Conditions: Cardiovascular Abnormalities; Post-COVID-19 Syndrome; Physical Exercise
Interventions: Other: Inspiratory muscle strength training
Sponsors: DāOr Institute for Research and Education
Recruiting
Immunogenicity of Concomitant Administration of COVID-19 Vaccines With Influenza Vaccines - Conditions: COVID-19; Influenza; Vaccine Reaction; Contaminant Injected
Interventions: Biological: Omicron-containing COVID-19 vaccine; Biological: influenza vaccine
Sponsors: Catholic Kwandong University; Korea University Guro Hospital
Recruiting
Home-Based Respiratory Muscle Strength Training Program for Individuals With Post-COVID-19 Persistent Dyspnea - Conditions: Post-COVID-19 Syndrome; Dyspnea
Interventions: Device: Respiratory Muscle Strength Trainers
Sponsors: University of South Florida
Not yet recruiting
Rural Tailored Communication to Promote SARS-CoV-2 Antibody Testing in Saliva - Conditions: SARS-CoV2 Infection
Interventions: Behavioral: General SARS-CoV-2 Communication; Behavioral: Rural-Targeted SARS-CoV-2 Communication
Sponsors: Michigan State University; National Cancer Institute (NCI); Johns Hopkins University
Recruiting
Cognitive Rehabilitation Therapy for COVID-19 - Conditions: Post-Acute COVID-19 Syndrome
Interventions: Behavioral: Compensatory Cognitive Training for COVID-19; Behavioral: Holistic Cognitive Education
Sponsors: VA Office of Research and Development
Not yet recruiting
COVID Rehabilitation - Conditions: Rehabilitation; Post-Acute COVID-19 Syndrome; Post-Infectious Disorders
Interventions: Behavioral: One day course; Behavioral: Individual follow-ups
Sponsors: University Hospital of North Norway; University of Bergen; Oslo University Hospital; Norwegian University of Science and Technology
Not yet recruiting
Phase 3 Open-Label Controlled Trial of Convalescent Plasma in Early COVID-19 Infection - Conditions: Covid19
Interventions: Drug: Convalescent Plasma; Other: Standard of Care
Sponsors: Larkin Community Hospital
Withdrawn
The effect of zofenopril on the cardiovascular system of spontaneously hypertensive rats treated with the ACE2 inhibitor MLN-4760 - CONCLUSIONS: Zofenopril treatment reduced MLN-induced adiposity and improved cardiac function regardless of ACE2 inhibition. Although the concomitant MLN and zofenopril treatment increased thoracic aorta vasorelaxation capacity, zofenopril increased the participation of H(2)S and NO in the maintenance of endothelial function independently from ACE2 inhibition. Our results confirmed that the beneficial effects of zofenopril were not affected by ACE2 inhibition, moreover, we assume that ACE2ā¦
Assessing the gene expression of the adenosine 5ā-monophosphate-activated protein kinase (AMPK) and its relation with the IL-6 and IL-10 plasma levels in COVID-19 patients - CONCLUSION: Increasing AMPK gene expression is likely a necessary effort of the immune system to inhibit inflammation in critical COVID-19. However, this effort seems to be inadequate, probably due to factors that induce inflammation, like erythrocyte sedimentation rate (ESR) and IL-6.
SARS-CoV-2 neurotropism-induced anxiety and depression-like behaviors require Microglia activation - The coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) pandemic, caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2), has been associated with a wide range of ālong COVIDā neurological symptoms. However, the mechanisms governing SARS-CoV-2 neurotropism and its effects on long-term behavioral changes remain poorly understood. Using a highly virulent mouse-adapted SARS-CoV-2 strain, denoted as SARS2-N501Y (MA30) , we demonstrated that intranasal inoculation of SARS2-N501Y (MA30) results inā¦
Development of an Integrated Sample Amplification Control for Salivary Point-of-Care Pathogen Testing - BACKGROUND: The COVID-19 pandemic has led to a rise in point-of-care (POC) and home-based tests, but concerns over usability, accuracy, and effectiveness have arisen. The incorporation of internal amplification controls (IACs), essential control for translational POC diagnostics, could mitigate false-negative and false-positive results due to sample matrix interference or inhibition. Although emerging POC nucleic acid amplification tests (NAATs) for detecting SARS-CoV-2 show impressiveā¦
Intestinal injury and vasculitis biomarkers in cats with feline enteric coronavirus and effusive feline infectious peritonitis - OBJECTIVE: To investigate intestinal injury, repair and vasculitis biomarkers that may illuminate the progression and/or pathogenesis of feline infectious peritonitis (FIP) or feline enteric coronavirus (FECV) infection.
ORF3c is expressed in SARS-CoV-2-infected cells and inhibits innate sensing by targeting MAVS - Most SARS-CoV-2 proteins are translated from subgenomic RNAs (sgRNAs). While the majority of these sgRNAs are monocistronic, some viral mRNAs encode more than one protein. One example is the ORF3a sgRNA that also encodes ORF3c, an enigmatic 41-amino-acid peptide. Here, we show that ORF3c is expressed in SARS-CoV-2-infected cells and suppresses RIG-I- and MDA5-mediated IFN-Ī² induction. ORF3c interacts with the signaling adaptor MAVS, induces its C-terminal cleavage, and inhibits the interactionā¦
Chemical Characteristics and Biological Activity Screening of Pistacia lentiscus Mastic Gum and Leaves from Turkiye - CONCLUSION: The mastic gum and leaves obtained from P. lentiscus may have great potential in terms of their chemical content, antiviral and cytotoxic activities. In ovo antiviral activity studies on the P. lentiscus were evaluated for the first time. Attributable to these properties, it is a sustainable, renewable natural resource that can be used as an additive and flavor in the food and pharmaceutical industries. This article is protected by copyright. All rights reserved.
Evaluation of Potential Peptide-Based Inhibitors against SARS-CoV-2 and Variants of Concern - The severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2) pandemic has greatly affected all aspect of life. Although several vaccines and pharmaceuticals have been developed against SARS-CoV-2, the emergence of mutated variants has raised several concerns. The angiotensin-converting enzyme (ACE2) receptor cell entry mechanism of this virus has not changed despite the vast mutation in emerging variants. Inhibiting the spike protein by which the virus identifies the host ACE2 receptor is aā¦
Some novel bioactivities of Virgibacillus halodenitrificans carotenoids, isolated from Wadi El-Natrun lakes - Carotenoids come in second among the most frequent natural pigments and are utilized in medications, nutraceuticals, cosmetics, food pigments, and feed supplements. Based on recent complementary work, Virgibacillus was announced for the first time as a member of Wadi El-Natrun salt and soda lakes microbiota, identified as Virgibacillus halodenitrificans, and named V. halodenitrificans DASH; hence, this work aimed to investigate several in vitro medicinal bioactivities of V. halodenitrificansā¦
Clinical and pulmonary function analysis in long-COVID revealed that long-term pulmonary dysfunction is associated with vascular inflammation pathways and metabolic syndrome - INTRODUCTION: Long-term pulmonary dysfunction (L-TPD) is one of the most critical manifestations of long-COVID. This lung affection has been associated with disease severity during the acute phase and the presence of previous comorbidities, however, the clinical manifestations, the concomitant consequences and the molecular pathways supporting this clinical condition remain unknown. The aim of this study was to identify and characterize L-TPD in patients with long-COVID and elucidate the mainā¦
A NaĆÆve Phage Display Library-Derived Nanobody Neutralizes SARS-CoV-2 and Three Variants of Concern - CONCLUSION: Our study highlights a novel nanobody, Nb-H6, that may be useful therapeutically in SARS-CoV-2 and VOC outbreaks and pandemics. These findings also provide a molecular foundation for further studies into how nanobodies neutralize SARS-CoV-2 and variants and imply potential therapeutic targets for the treatment of COVID-19.
Macromolecules: Synthesis, antimicrobial, POM analysis and computational approaches of some glucoside derivatives bearing acyl moieties - Macromolecules i.e., carbohydrate derivatives are crucial to biochemical and medical research. Herein, we designed and synthesized eight methyl Ī±-D-glucopyranoside (MGP) derivatives (2-8) in good yields following the regioselective direct acylation method. The structural configurations of the synthesized MGP derivatives were analyzed and verified using multiple physicochemical and spectroscopic techniques. Antimicrobial experiments revealed that almost all derivatives demonstrated noticeableā¦
Synthesis, structural characterization, antioxidant, cytotoxic activities and docking studies of schiff base Cu(II) complexes - By combining hydrazide with 2-Acetylpyridine, a hydrazone ligand (HL) was successfully created. Several copper (II) salts have been used to create three copper (II) hydrazone complexes (acetate, sulphate, and chloride). The hydrazide ligand and its copper (II) complexes (1-3) were studied via variety of analytical techniques, including elemental analysis, electronic, infrared, UV-vis Spectrum, XRD study, thermal analysis, also molar conductivity amounts. The spectrum results indicate that in allā¦
Pyrazolidinone-Based Peptidomimetic SARS-CoV-2 Mpro inhibitors - The main protease (M^(pro)) of SARS-CoV-2 is an attractive drug target for COVID-19 treatment as it plays an integral role in the proliferation of coronavirus. Herein, we describe the investigation of Ī²- and Ī³-lactams as electrophilic āwarheadsā for covalent binding to Cys145 of the M^(pro) active site. The highest inhibitory activity (IC(50) = 45 Ā± 3 Ī¼M) was achieved using a pyrazolidinone warhead attached to the targeting dipeptide. Importantly, the synergy of the warhead and the targetingā¦
In vitro testing of host-targeting small molecule antiviral matriptase/TMPRSS2 inhibitors in 2D and 3D cell-based assays - The outbreak of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) pandemic strongly stimulated the development of small molecule antivirals selectively targeting type II transmembrane serine proteases (TTSP), required for the host-cell entry of numerous viruses. A set of 3-amidinophenylalanine derivatives (MI-21, MI-472, MI-477, MI-485, MI-1903 and MI-1904), which inhibit the cleavage of certain viral glycoproteins was characterized in 2D and 3D primary human hepatocyte models on collagen- andā¦
Another Hospital in Gaza Is Bleeding - Doctors in southern Gaza are overwhelmed by the dead and the woundedāand by displaced Palestinians sleeping on the floor. - link
The Simmering Lebanese Front in Israelās War - A series of tit-for-tat exchanges between Hezbollah fighters and the Israeli Army risks blowing the Gaza offensive into a regional conflict. - link
Yes, We Can Tackle International Tax Evasion, If We Really Try - A new report finds that the amount of offshore wealth shielded from tax authorities has fallen dramatically since the Obama Administration, which pioneered efforts to make countries share banking information. - link
How the Yale Unions Took Over New Haven - A decade ago, blue-collar campus workers won a majority on the city council. Would an alliance with grad students dilute their power? - link
Ibram X. Kendiās Anti-Racism - The historian espoused grand ambitions to dismantle American racism, but the crisis at his research center suggests that he always had a more limited view of change. - link
+Your local meteorologist is always going to be more accurate than a weather app. +
++For the last seven weekends in New York City, it has rained. Never during the week. Never for just an hour. Never not inconvenient. At this point it feels like the inclement weather has gone fully sentient, and knows the exact time on Friday to start ruining New Yorkersā plans. +
++Over this time, this relentless weekend-only rain has also affirmed that Appleās weather app is pretty much useless. Personally, Iāve learned that the app cannot distinguish between ālight rainā and ārain,ā that the percentages it spits out feel bogus, and to never trust it when it tells you what time the rain will stop. Iām not alone. My friends and coworkers also have various stories about how the app has let them down, or how sometimes it just wonāt work. Some even talk about Dark Sky, a weather-forecasting app that Apple bought in 2020, with a mournful, wistful sadness, like a lost love. Apple says Dark Skyās most beloved features have been integrated into its app, but Dark Sky fans arenāt convinced. Things were different then, they say. Things were better. +
++My growing frustration spurred me to find out why Appleās weather app stinks. In speaking to experts, I was comforted by the fact that thereās actually a reason ā algorithms, specifically ā for my annoyance. Itās nice to be mad at something in particular. But in my search I also discovered newfound appreciation for local meteorologists and more about weather and weather forecasting than I had initially planned. +
++My serious complaint with Appleās weather app is that it wonāt give me a straight answer when it comes to rain. Rain means wet socks, puddles, a dampness in my clothes that hangs around all day. It also means dealing with people who say, āOh, we needed thisā with a polite smile. +
++Rain sucks. +
+ ++My needs are simple: I want to know if itās going to rain, how much itās going to rain, when the rain will start and when itāll stop. Ideally, I would like to not have to go outside to check if itās raining, because why else would I have a powerful computer in my hand if it couldnāt tell me things that were happening around me? +
+ ++āThe Apple weather app is not good for specifics,ā says John Homenuk, the meteorologist behind NY Metro Weather. Homenuk has gained a loyal New York City following for his accurate and jaunty daily weather forecasts. āAnd, unfortunately, specifics is what we need if weāre planning our life. āDo I need a jacket tonight? Is it gonna rain when I go to sit on the rooftop later?ā It struggles with that type of stuff.ā +
++Homenuk explained to me that Appleās weather app, and weather apps in general, work by using algorithms to interpret data ā weather models, location, current observations ā culled from various sources. Other experts I spoke to said apps donāt disclose what data theyāre using nor how frequently they source the data, which can lead to imprecise readings. +
++These algorithms also have limits. In weather forecasting, these limits show up because those equations are based on models that meteorologists understand to be imperfect. +
++āThereās one big model that is used not only in apps, but weather data around the United States. Itās called the GFS, the Global Forecast System,ā Homenuk said, adding that the GFS tends to err on the side of speed, sometimes projecting storms going out to sea and out of the area faster than anticipated. Meteorologists who understand the GFS know its faults, and use those faults and what the GFS is predicting to provide a more accurate forecast. +
++āIf thereās a snowstorm developing ā¦ the app could be showing that four days from now itās going to be sunny and 45 degrees because the appās using the GFS. But we know as human beings that this model always does this. Itās always too far out to sea with the storms, and weāll be more careful,ā Homenuk said, providing a hypothetical example. +
++The GFS is just one model of many, and each one has its own tendencies and errors that humans can correct for. Algorithms donāt have that kind of discernment yet, which in turn makes app predictions like precipitation and storms somewhat imprecise. Algorithms also canāt compete with the human experience of living somewhere and knowing how weather behaves in that particular area. +
++āTerrain can have a huge effect on how those models perform,ā Jeff Givens, a meteorologist based in Durango, Colorado, told me over email. Givensās accurate forecasts (especially when it comes to snow and storms) have garnered him a following on his extremely popular site Durango Weather Guy, because the San Juan Mountains tend to bork general weather predictions in his area. āApps and models perform better in flat terrain.ā +
++Given this information, it seems like weather apps perform best in places with predictable precipitation patterns, as well as places where there arenāt mountains or any kind of topographical features to skew things. People in Southern California probably do not complain about Appleās app as much as someone in Durango or even New York City would. +
++When I asked Alexander Stine, a professor at San Francisco State Universityās earth and climate sciences department, why Appleās weather app sucked, he scoffed at me. +
++āNot knowing whether itās going to rain in an hour? I would say thatās just being fussy about where the peas are on your plate,ā Stine said. āItās an incredible technological achievement to know that itās going to rain at all this week. I grew up in a world where weather prediction was not accurate. We didnāt have enough data. But over my lifetime, the skill of weather prediction has increased pretty astoundingly.ā Talking with Stine gave me a new perspective on my gripe with weather apps. When you consider how much better these predictions have become over time, these apps feel more like an achievement of technology, instead of a point of annoyance. +
+ ++Stine explained that everything we think about forecasting comes from the National Weather Service, a branch of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. Every six hours they run a simulation which then gives them information for the next few weeks. Regional offices break down that information pragmatically, with attention to past data. Weather companies (e.g.Ā Accuweather, Weather Underground, etc.) then go and make nudges and tweaks to that information to create predictions. +
++āUltimately, whatever someoneās putting on an app ā they donāt have access to different information than anyone else,ā Stine said. āThere is not different information available to different weather predictors. Theyāre all using the National Weather Service.ā +
++The models, Stine says have improved greatly as time has gone on, getting better and better every day. Thatās mainly due to more and more detailed data being fed into the equations over the years, to the point where thereās more uncertainty in current satellite observations than in the forecast models themselves. +
++The basic idea: everyone gets their weather data from the same place, and there shouldnāt be drastic variances between what weather companies and apps are saying. Also: stop complaining. +
++But Stine did have a small concession. He explained that my complaints arenāt about the grand scale of weather forecasting which, as he pointed out, can have major economic and governmental impacts. My grumble, he said, is more about the trend of what he calls ānow-castingā ā and thatās a very different animal. +
++āThe traditional weather forecasting problem is a problem of understanding the fluid dynamics of the entire planet,ā Stine said. āWhereas the problem is if itās gonna rain in five minutes, thatās a very localized [concern]. Thatās not something that, to my knowledge, the National Weather Service is very interested in. Itās kind of neat though, and maybe you can go put on a coat, or maybe you can go out back and stick the bicycle in the garage.ā +
++Complaining about Apple being wrong about rain in Manhattan in seven minutes when, over Stineās lifetime (heās 49), there have been massive developments in weather prediction does feel a little like complaining about the way the peas have been arranged on my plate. How Stine thinks about weather forecasting and how I, pre-Stine, thought about weather prediction differed in scale and scope. +
++But those disparate perspectives find common ground when it comes to the importance of meteorologists. +
++As accurate as these models and forecasts are, meteorologists are key to understanding the weather around us, how it behaves, and the places we live. Apps will never, barring some kind of future, massive technological advancement, be as good at weather prediction as the meteorologists who understand how a particular combination of physics, mathematics, and geography work. +
++āItās part of understanding the value of meteorologists. And this is not me, like, trying to defend my job,ā said Homenuk, of NY Metro Weather. āHuman input is needed to understand the complexities of weather.ā +
++Homenuk told me, as of the time we spoke, that he didnāt expect any rain in the forecast for New York City for Halloween. Iād check the app, but I am gonna trust him on this one. +
+In recent weeks, tens of thousands of people have marched in rallies across the world. +
++In light of the growing humanitarian crisis in Gaza, protests supporting Palestinian rights have erupted around the world in the last two weeks. +
++The protests, which vary by country or even by city, still have some common themes: They broadly condemn Israelās military siege of Gaza, call for a ceasefire on all sides, and criticize US military aid for Israel. They have been notable in their size and scope, with demonstrations including tens of thousands of people in the US, Europe, Asia, and the Middle East. +
++There are also some takeaways that are unique to each region: In the US, the protests appear to mark an increase in public support for Palestinians compared to past conflicts. In the Middle East, where protests have previously been repressed by multiple countries in the region like Qatar, Egypt, and Morocco, itās revealing about autocratic leadersā political calculuses that protests are being allowed to take place at all. Some of these protests have been condemned for supporting Hamasās horrific violence, while other rallies and organizers have actively denounced such positions and criticized the killings of both Israeli and Palestinian civilians. +
++In many places, the demonstrations expressing support for Palestinians share the goal of putting pressure on Israel and the Western policymakers who have thrown their support behind the Israeli government in its response to the militant political group Hamasās October 7 attack. Separate protests in support of Israel have also been held over the past weeks, calling for the release of the roughly 200 Israeli hostages Hamas took captive during its violent incursion. +
++Nearly two weeks ago, Hamas launched a surprise attack into Israel, brutally killing roughly 1,400 people and seizing approximately 200, many of them civilians. In response, Israel launched an ongoing series of devastating airstrikes, and enacted a ācomplete siegeā of Gaza, which is overseen by Hamas, keeping its roughly 2.2 million people ā most of them civilians ā from getting food, water, and fuel. Following external pressure, it has recently allowed in minimal humanitarian aid. +
++Continued fighting has already caused at least 5,000 deaths and 15,200 injuries in Gaza, according to local authorities, while displacing more than 1 million people. Many activists fear the conflict could lead to significantly more casualties as the Israeli government reportedly prepares a ground invasion to target the densely populated Palestinian enclave in the coming days. +
++This is an outbreak of violence unlike recent ones, both in terms of the brutality of Hamasās attack and the deadly scale and stated aims of Israelās response. The outpouring of protests criticizing this violence ā particularly those condemning Israelās military response ā has also felt unique. +
++That paradigm shift helps explain why this moment of global protest can seem different ā especially to audiences in the US, watching protests abroad and in New York City, Washington, DC, and Los Angeles. The US demonstrations seem to reflect shifts in public sentiment in support of Palestinian rights; for example, a March 2023 Gallup poll found for the first time that Democratsā sympathies aligned more with Palestinians than with Israelis. +
++Broadly, the Gallup poll found that Americans overall are still more sympathetic with Israelis, though it documented a growing trend of support for Palestinians over time. In 2010, 15 percent of Americans said their sympathies lay more with Palestinians than Israelis in the Middle East. In 2023, that number was at 31 percent. +
++An October 2023 Economist/YouGov survey conducted after the Hamas attacks, however, found that sympathy for Israelis grew following the militant groupās violent incursion as sympathy for Palestinians or for both groups has declined. While 31 percent of Americans were more sympathetic to Israel in March 2023, that number went up to 48 percent in October 2023 following the attacks. +
++At the same time, an October 2023 poll from the progressive firm Data for Progress found that 66 percent of likely American voters strongly or somewhat agreed with the need for the US to call for a ceasefire. And an October 2023 Quinnipiac survey found that younger voters, in particular, were less likely to support the USās plans to send military weapons to Israel, with 51 percent of registered voters between the ages of 18 and 34 disapproving of such actions. +
++In many other Western countries ā including France, Spain, Italy, and Britain ā the public has been more sympathetic to the Palestiniansā cause than Israelās, a dynamic reaffirmed in a 2023 YouGov survey. German respondents have sympathized more with Israelis, however, a continuation of a past pattern. In the Middle East, public sentiment has also consistently favored Palestinians, and the recent military actions in Gaza have only served to spur additional outcry. +
++The US shift in public opinion and subsequent surge in global protests supporting Palestinians are driven by a couple of factors. In the US, the Black Lives Matter movement in 2020 helped reshape conversations about racial justice, taught new leaders to mobilize, and raised broader awareness about human rights abuses. Additionally, there has been increased understanding of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict globally due to social media and a wider range of information sources. And in recent years, there has been more scrutiny among civil rights groups of settlements in the West Bank, violence toward Palestinians in the occupied territories, and the role that US military aid is playing in this conflict. Together, these factors have contributed to a ripe environment for protest. +
++āYou do see more people, particularly in younger generations, being willing to support Palestinian rights, who equate this stance with broader stances on a number of different issues including racial justice in the US,ā Sarah Parkinson, a Johns Hopkins political scientist who is an expert in Middle East studies, tells Vox. +
++There has been a lot of variation in the protests ā local political contexts, regional history, what was happening in the war the day of a rally, and even individual protest speakers can shape the message significantly. But letās start with what many of them share: Broadly, the demonstrations in DC and globally have criticized the Biden administrationās policy choices, the Israeli governmentās current airstrikes on Gaza, and the Israeli governmentās longstanding occupation of Palestinian territories. +
++āWe came to make clear to President Biden that he has a choice,ā Eva Borgwardt, political director of IfNotNow, a Jewish American advocacy group that opposes Israelās occupation of Palestinian territories, tells Vox. IfNotNow was among the organizations that staged a sit-in on Capitol Hill last week as well as a protest in front of the White House. āEither he can uphold the value that every human life is precious or he can let Netanyahuās far-right government enact a genocidal campaign against Palestinians that will destabilize the region and make peace an impossibility for another generation.ā +
+++BREAKING: Jewish protesters for a #FreePalestine flood rotunda of Canon Building demanding CeaseFire chanting NOT IN OUR NAME!ā
+ā #StopCopCity (@ChuckModi1) October 18, 2023 +
Stop #Gazagenocide pic.twitter.com/XopVI1yEfq +
+A chief demand that activists have is for a ceasefire, which would put a temporary halt to the military actions taken in Gaza, and center negotiations for the return of hostages that Hamas has taken. In the Middle East, activists have called for their governments to back away from the normalization of ties with Israel, which establishes open channels for diplomacy and trade, a move multiple countries have taken in the past. +
++Beyond the immediate push for a ceasefire, some protesters are calling for longer-term policy changes including ending Israelās occupation of Palestinian territories. That push involves ending Israelās military occupation of the West Bank and its blockade of Gaza. Many protesters who support Palestinian rights have growing concerns about the Israeli governmentās actions in Gaza and in the West Bank, where it has been accused of governing Israeli settlers under one legal system and Palestinian residents under another. That, along with longtime Israeli limits on access to Gaza, has led a number of protesters and activists to accuse Israel of practicing apartheid. The Israeli and US governments have both refuted this claim. +
++āThis movement and conversation has been growing in the last few years as more and more people come to recognize the reality of the Israeli occupation of Palestine and the reality that this cannot continue,ā says Liv Kunins-Berkowitz, the media coordinator at Jewish Voice for Peace, another organization that participated in protests supporting Palestinian rights and urging a ceasefire last week. +
++Some of the protests that have occurred, like a Times Square rally organized by the Democratic Socialists of America that took place shortly after the Hamas attack, have also been criticized for being pro-Hamas and for condoning the killings of Israeli civilians, a position that many activists have forcefully denounced. Demonstrations that occurred in Beirut and Amman following a former Hamas leaderās call for a Day of Rage were also pro-Hamas and included violent chants directed at Israel and the United States. +
++[Related: How the Arab World sees the Israel-Palestine conflict] +
++Other activists in large-scale demonstrations in cities like DC have condemned the killings of Israeli and Palestinian civilians and sought to make it clear their demands relate to Palestinian civilians. āThis march is not a pro-Hamas march, itās about starving children,ā Angela Braithwaite, a protester in London, told the Guardian. +
++Domestically and internationally, ire about the conflict is also targeted at the US, which has staunchly backed Israel. āSo many lawmakers have, as they should, said that the over 1,000 Israeli lives lost was an unacceptable tragedy,ā says Borgwardt. āI want to ask them: How many Palestinian lives is an unacceptable tragedy? Because for some, several thousand is not enough. And they are clearly waiting to speak out until this massacre reaches unheard-of, horrifying proportions.ā +
++Throughout the Middle East, protests have taken place outside Israeli and US embassies. And in an apparent signal of the concern with the United Statesā stance, Arab leaders of Jordan, Egypt, and the Palestinian Authority canceled a scheduled meeting they were to hold with Biden following an explosion at a Gaza hospital that left hundreds dead. The US and Israel have since noted that intelligence points to Palestinian militants being responsible, while Hamas has blamed the Israeli military. +
++Bidenās trip to Israel went ahead as planned last week. In a public address, he expressed his support and requested $14 billion in military aid from Congress. āWe will make sure Israel has what it needs to take care of its citizens, defend itself, and respond to this attack,ā he said in remarks following the Hamas attack. +
++Biden has begun to speak more about Palestinian civilians in recent days, saying in a national address on Thursday, āWe mourn every innocent life lost. We canāt ignore the humanity of innocent Palestinians who only want to live in peace and have an opportunity.ā Additionally, he has negotiated a deal that enables $100 million of humanitarian aid to move to Gaza through Egypt. This position appears to acknowledge some activistsā calls for humanitarian assistance, though it does not alter the USās commitment to backing Israel militarily. +
++In pushing for a ceasefire, many protesters are urging the Biden administration to reconsider its military support for Israel, which they view as contributing to mass killings of civilians in Gaza. They also question why Gaza is being given a fraction of the aid Biden requested for Israel. +
++Political scientists note that the USās support of Israel has harmed its image with other countries in the Middle East, including among protesters who view its stance as hypocritical. +
++āWhat has particularly incensed many in the region is the rapid and extensive support that Israel received on multiple fronts ā political, financial, and, most significantly, military,ā says Najib Ghadbian, a University of Arkansas political scientist and expert in Middle East studies. āThe sudden deployment of aircraft carriers and other weapons, along with logistical support to Israel in anticipation of a potential ground invasion of Gaza, is seen as a direct contribution to the suffering of the people in Gaza.ā +
++Younger people, as polls show, are among those most concerned with the United Statesā policies toward Israel and Palestine. For some in the US, previous Black Lives Matter protests helped raise awareness about racism and discriminatory policies and mobilized people for causes related to racial justice, not just at home but globally. +
++āI saw the parallels of Black Americans facing a militarized police force and Palestinians facing militarized policing,ā says Borgwardt of her experience participating in protests following the fatal police shooting of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri. +
++A shift in public opinion in 2021 āhappened in part due to the George Floyd uprising,ā Sam Klug, an assistant teaching professor of African American history at Loyola University Maryland, previously told Voxās Fabiola Cineas. āThis uprising, and the longer-term Black Lives Matter movement of which it was a part, influenced many Americans, especially young people, to begin viewing the situation in Israel-Palestine in terms of structural violence, occupation, and colonial oppression. Of course, it wasnāt the only cause of this shift, but it was significant.ā +
++Younger generations are also more likely to get their information from social media and from primary sources, as one expert notes. āYou have, particularly with younger generations, a shift away from mainstream media outlets, which means people have access to more diverse media,ā says Parkinson. āPeople are actually able to access voices straightforwardly and to see images direct from places like Gaza and the West Bank and East Jerusalem.ā +
++Social media and global justice movements have influenced protesters in the Middle East, as well, along with ongoing Israeli policy choices. In addition to the military strikes on Gaza, there has been coverage in the region of the Israeli governmentās killings of Palestinians in the West Bank and of Israeli forcesā attacks on Palestinians at al-Aqsa Mosque in recent months, says Ghadbian. +
++āThey are united in one demand: ending the Israeli bombardment of Gaza and ending the Israeli occupation,ā Kuwait University history professor Bader Al-Saif told CNN, of protesters in the Middle East. āI have not seen such a scale of protests in the region since the Arab Spring.ā +
++Protesters hope their actions can influence policymakersā decisions in a bid to prevent more civilian deaths, and to find a longer-term resolution to this entrenched conflict. +
++DC activists pointed to growing the support of progressive lawmakersā resolution backing a ceasefire as a chief goal, with the aim of increasing the pressure on Biden as well. As these demonstrations have continued, the US government hasnāt altered its central policies, though the Biden administrationās approach toward the conflict does appear to be shifting slightly. While Biden said Thursday he wants Congress to approve an āunprecedented commitment to Israelās security that will sharpen Israelās qualitative military edge,ā he also reiterated a point he made in his address in Israel, saying, āAs hard as it is, we cannot give up on peace.ā +
++His language, while still bellicose, represented a tempering of the rhetoric his administration used in the days after the conflict began, such as when White House spokesperson Karine Jean-Pierre called the initial push for a ceasefire ādisgraceful.ā +
++In the Middle East, protesters want to see their governments adjust their postures toward Israel as well. In Morocco and Bahrain, demonstrations have featured calls for their countries to reverse the normalizing of ties with Israel, the New York Times reports. Egypt, Jordan, and the United Arab Emirates are among the countries that have normalized relations with Israel. +
++Saudi Arabia was also on the verge of considering such an agreement, a move that would have dealt a blow to Palestiniansā ongoing fight for an independent state, since normalization means itās moving ahead with establishing this diplomatic relationship despite the policies Israel has implemented toward Palestinians. Saudi Arabiaās normalization would also take an incentive Israel was previously offered in exchange for negotiations with Palestinians off the table. +
++In a rare signal of support for such demonstrations, countries like Egypt, which are more repressive toward political speech, have remained somewhat open to such protests ā a move some activists view as staged and designed to increase support for domestic leaders. +
++āOne of the things that governments want to do by permitting them is to insulate themselves domestically but also to send a signal internationally that the region is really angry, with really good reason,ā says Parkinson, citing Qatar as another example where government historically cracks down on this type of political speech but isnāt doing so this time around. +
++Meanwhile, French and German leaders have restricted pro-Palestinian protests due to what their governments describe as concerns about ādisorder and antisemitism,ā Reuters reports, raising concerns about suppression of free speech in these countries. +
++Elon Musk and the other platform owners arenātĀ entirely to blame for misinformation around the Israel-Hamas conflict. +
++Social media is a good place to get a lot of bad information. Thatās not a new problem, but itās particularly acute right now, during a war between Israel and Hamas. +
++The temptation is to put the blame for this at the feet of Elon Musk, who has seemingly tried to increase the amount of unreliable stuff on Twitter since he bought the service a year ago. You can also rail against TikTok, with its enormous influence and black-box algorithm. You can also point a finger at Telegram, a messaging service for much of the world that barely pays lip service to moderation. Then thereās Meta and YouTube and other platforms which continue to invest heavily in content moderation but are still swamped with this stuff, simply because thereās so much of this stuff. +
++Iām happy to cast the shame net widely. But I also think people complaining about inaccurate information on their platform of choice during a brutal conflict are also going to have to come to grips with a difficult reality: Getting the ārightā info during a war ā especially in real time or close to it, when that news is happening in a place where journalists may have limited access and are under dire threat themselves ā is an inherently difficult exercise that may never get you the results you want. +
++Last weekās deadly explosion at a Gaza hospital is the newest data point in that argument: Hamas immediately blamed the strike on Israeli rockets, and initial reports from news outlets including the New York Times ran with that framing; Israel subsequently blamed an errant Palestinian missile launched from inside Gaza. +
++As Iām typing this, a week later, the consensus ā at least in Western media ā seems to have shifted toward the Israeli explanation. Meanwhile, the Times published an editorās note on Monday that says its initial coverage ārelied too heavily on claims by Hamasā and āleft readers with an incorrect impressionā; the paperās most recent coverage of the blast doesnāt say the Israeli narrative is correct but does say that Hamas āhas yet to produce or describe any evidence linking Israel to the strike.ā +
++This isnāt a nihilistic, there-is-no-truth argument. Something caused that explosion and loss of life, and at some point, there will most likely be enough forensic evidence to establish what actually happened, with some degree of confidence. +
++But for the duration of this conflict, weāre going to have to live with the fact that a lot of what we first learn about what happens in a war is wrong, or misleading. We canāt primarily blame social platforms for that: Itās the very nature of the conflict itself. +
++In this case, it will be even harder to suss out the truth immediately after an incident, for a couple of reasons: +
++*Both Israel and Hamas have longstanding and deserved reputations for putting out misleading propaganda about their military actions. +
++*Journalists have very limited access to on-the-ground facts. Only a small number of them were in Gaza prior to the Oct.Ā 7 attacks, and any reporting they undertake now is incredibly difficult and risky. Nearly two dozen of them have reportedly been killed in the first two weeks of the war. Meanwhile, the Israeli government wonāt allow anyone ā including journalists ā to enter Gaza. +
++In the wake of the hospital explosion last week, weāve seen attempts to counteract those weaknesses, with a combination of forensics and crowdsourcing: Using snippets of video and audio recorded at the time of the explosion, plus photos taken the day after the blast, researchers such as Bellingcat, a nonprofit fact-checking group, have published their own findings ā which remain inconclusive. +
++And none of that will satisfy people who expect black-and-white answers about something that happened a week ago. +
++And if thatās frustrating for you, I have news you wonāt like: This is likely going to get worse, for quite some time. If Israel goes forward with plans to invade Gaza, you can expect all kinds of conflicting reporting about shootings, explosions, and military and civilian casualties. And that information will be even harder to verify with tanks in the streets. +
++More context you wonāt like: While we can blame some of this on a news environment sped up by phones and digital platforms, getting bad info about what happened in a war is a longstanding problem. And that almost always begins with the fact that most information about what happens in a war initially comes from the government fighting the wars. +
++Thatās why, for instance, the early coverage of the death of Pat Tillman, the NFL player turned Army Ranger, at first reported heād been killed in a 2004 ambush in Afghanistan ā and not, as we eventually learned, that heād died in a friendly fire incident. The same goes for the story of Jessica Lynch, the US soldier captured by Iraqi soldiers in 2003. Lynch later said the tale of her abduction and rescue, which received enormous attention at the time, had been distorted and exaggerated by US officials. If you want a more recent ā but pre-Musk ā example of how hard it is to decipher whatās happening in a war, look into the sabotage of Russiaās Nord Stream pipelines, which may or may not have been the work of Ukrainian militants. +
++The fog can also apply to war in places we donāt traditionally think of as war zones: While there is no shortage of reporters on the ground in Israel itself, it has still been difficult to get confirmation of exactly what happened during the October 7 attacks, leading to claims and counterclaims about specific atrocities. This week the Israeli military tried to address that by screening graphic footage of the violence for a group of reporters. +
++So faced with those structural obstacles that arenāt going anywhere, what can you do? One answer, counseled by Giancarlo Fiorella, Bellingcatās director of research and training: āSlow down.ā +
++āThatās something weāve always been good at,ā he tells me. āBut in particular this past week or so, weāve come to appreciate how thatās a skill ā the ability to say, āLook, weāre not going to rush to publish something. Letās take our time.āā +
++But I have a similarly unsatisfying suggestion: While waiting for the truth to surface in the wake of something horrible, you could spend some time ā¦ using social media. +
++Wait! Didnāt we just establish that the platforms are riddled with untruths? +
++Yes. And thereās plenty of data supporting that assertion, as well as a small group of hardworking people cataloging many of those posts that are wrong. +
++But itās worth noting that not all disinformation has the same impact or ambition: Yes, Twitter and TikTok users were sharing footage of people running at Bruno Mars concert and claiming it was filmed during the Hamas attack at the Negev desert rave that killed hundreds. But that attack was real, and the mislabeled footage doesnāt change that ā it was just an opportunity for people to gain social media clout. +
++But no matter what, youāre going to get a slew of this stuff. To help sort through it, my colleague A.W. Ohlheiser suggests using the SIFT method: āStop, Investigate the source, Find better coverage, and Trace claims, quotes, and media to the original context.ā +
++That may be more than what the average TikTok or Twitter user wants to do with the stuff theyāre scrolling through. But since youāre deep into a story about accuracy in media, you can definitely give it a shot. +
++Used responsibly, and cautiously, what social media can do is open your window on the world a little bit wider. Iāve been gratified, for instance, that alongside clips from the likes of CNN and ABC News, my TikTok feed shows me excerpts from Al Jazeera and the UKās Channel 4, which tend to be much more skeptical of Israeli claims than US news organizations. I have to caveat emptor all of that, obviously ā but that has always been the responsibility of the conscientious news consumer, and I feel Iām much better off seeing how other parts of the world see the conflict. And that may be, for now, the best I can hope for. Not all of it is going to be right, but weāre not getting real-time truth right now ā and in wartime, we never have. +
The secret behind Klaasenās death-overs carnage -
Art Gallery, Art Of Romance and Fast Pace shine -
Judy Blue Eyes impresses -
De Kock converts his farewell into a fairy tale -
Hardik Pandya may miss more World Cup matches, continues his recovery at NCA - Hardik Pandya who had reported to National Cricket Academy on October 23 in Bengaluru is yet to recover fully.
Nipah virus antibodies detected in bats in Wayanad - ICMRās ongoing bat surveillance survey has detected NiV antibodies in Pteropus bat species in 14 States and one Union Territory, indicating a wider presence of the virus and possibilities of outbreaks across the country
KIMS to provide oncology services in Ongole of Andhra Pradesh soon - Treatment for cancer in any part of the body is now covered under Dr.YSR Aarogyasri health scheme, says Special Officer
Here are the big stories from Karnataka today - Welcome to the Karnataka Today newsletter, your guide from The Hindu on the major news stories to follow today. Curated and written byĀ Nalme Nachiyar.
KCR nominates Sunitha Laxma Reddy for Narsapur constituency - Sitting MLA Madan Reddy to contest as Medak MP
Govt approves inclusion of Jamrani Dam under PMKSY-AIBP - The project envisages the construction of a dam near Jamrani village across river Gola, a tributary of river Ram Ganga, in the Nainital district of Uttarakhand.
North Sea search abandoned for four missing on British ship Verity - The German coastguard said search efforts were suspended on Tuesday night and āwill not be resumedā.
Andrea Giambruno: Meloniās ex-partner dropped as TV host over lewd remarks - The Italian PM separated with Andrea Giambruno after sexually explicit remarks were leaked.
Ukraine war: Avdiivka civilians cling on amid Russian assault - Just over 1,000 civilians remain in Avdiivka, focus of a bloody Russian assault in eastern Ukraine.
Icelandās PM strikes over gender pay gap - KatrĆn JakobsdĆ³ttir is refusing to work on Tuesday in protest at the gender pay gap.
The Rock waxwork museum makes skin tone fix after criticism - Parisās Grevin Museum says it has āremedied the skin toneā of the life-sized wax figure overnight.
Daily Telescope: A closer look at the most-distant object visible to the naked eye - Looking far away to understand our own home. - link
How to make almost any computer a modern-day PLATO terminal - A dive into the past, whether youāre using a vintage or new computer. - link
For the first launch of ULAās Vulcan rocket, itās Christmas or next year - Astroboticās lunar lander ships to Florida later this week for final launch prep. - link
I used a $28 mechanical keyboard for a monthāmaybe you should, too - The best budget mechanical keyboard Iāve ever used. - link
US surprises Nvidia by speeding up new AI chip export ban - Nvidia tried to end-run restrictions with new designs, but US govt said not so fast. - link
Three women die and go to heaven. -
++While in heaven, God tells the women not to step on the grass while in heaven or they will be punished. +
++The grass is everywhere so they have to make an effort to avoid it. One girl steps on the grass and is instantly handcuffed to an ugly man. The other woman also steps on the grass and is instantly handcuffed to an ugly man for all eternity. +
++The last woman manages to avoid the grass for several years and feels that she should be rewarded. One day, a man suddenly appears handcuffed to her and she canāt believe her eyes at how handsome he is. She asks him, āare you the man of my dreamsā and he responds, āIām not sure but I just stepped on some grassā +
+ submitted by /u/L_Dubb85
[link] [comments]
My pastor told this during a sermon once and it still kills me -
++Two fellas are walking in the woods one day when they come upon a gigantic hole, so big and deep that they canāt see the bottom of it. Naturally, their curiosity gets the best of them and they start looking for things to throw in the hole. They find sticks and rocks and throw them in but never hear anything hit the bottom of the hole. +
++Eventually they find an old railroad tie and figure theyāll definitely hear that hit the bottom, so they lug it over and throw it in. A few seconds pass, but they still donāt hear it hit the bottom. They shrug and start to walk away, when all of a sudden a cow comes charging through the woods at them and jumps into the hole! +
++āThat was crazy!ā they say to each other as theyāre walking out of the woods. A farmer is walking into the woods at the same time and greets them. The guys tell the farmer about the hole they found. The farmer asks if the guys have seen his cow. They say, āas a matter of fact we saw a cow come sprinting through the woods and jump into that hole!ā +
++The farmer shakes his head and says, āhmm, well that couldnāt have been my cow. My cow was tied to a railroad tie.ā +
+ submitted by /u/fruitrollupsalad
[link] [comments]
My wife is furious I bought a 12-year-old whiskey. -
++And the kidās mother tried to get me arrested. +
+ submitted by /u/NopeNopeNope2020
[link] [comments]
Iām drunk and I mightāve made up a joke? -
++What do people in Alabama do on Halloween? +
++Pumpkin. +
+ submitted by /u/zapfoe
[link] [comments]
After a hour of labor, a woman gives birth to a beautiful baby boy.. -
++Moments after taking his first breath in the real world, the baby looks at the doctor holding him and asks, āAre you my father?ā The doctor responds, āNo sweet child, I am not your father.ā +
++The doctor hands the baby to his mother. As she gazes into his eyes lovingly, the baby asks, āAre you my father?ā His mother responds, āNo sweet child, I am not your father.ā +
++She hands him to his father, who is overcome with emotion. As tears of joy stream down his face, the baby asks him, āAre you my father?ā Struggling to answer through his tears, the man responds, āYes sweet child, I am forever and ever, your father.ā +
++The baby sits up and starts rapidly slamming his fist into his fatherās forehead: āTHEN TELL ME HOW YOU LIKE IT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!ā +
+ submitted by /u/No_Security_1276
[link] [comments]