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  • There are three software engineers who find themselves needing a piss at their annual conference. -

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    +First one goes in, has his piss, comes out and after washing his hands he grabs a towel to dry them. And another, and another. Soon the bin is overflowing with used towels, but his hands are perfectly dry.
    “At IBM, they teach us to be thorough” +

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    +Second one goes in, has his piss, comes out and after washing his hands he grabs a towel to dry them. And he’s going to town with this single towel… Wiping, dabbing, rubbing, until when it’s on the verge of falling apart he bins it.. And his hands are perfectly dry.
    “At Microsoft, they teach us to be efficient” +

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    +The third one goes in, has his piss, comes out and just walks past the other two, without doubt or any hesitation.
    “At Sun, they teach us not to piss on our hands” +

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    +A plane is on its way to Toronto when a blonde woman in the economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. +

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    +The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. +

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    +She then tells the blonde woman that she paid for the economy class and that she will have to sit in the back. +

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    +The blonde woman replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to toronto and I’m staying right here.” +

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    +The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde lady sitting in first class that belongs in economy and won’t move back to her seat. +

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    +The co-pilot goes back to the blonde woman and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. +

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    +The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to toronto and I’m staying right here.” +

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    +The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason. +

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    +The pilot says, “you say she is a blonde? i’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.” +

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    +He goes back to the blonde woman and whispers in her ear, and she says, “oh, I’m sorry.” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. +

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    +The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. +

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    +“I told her, ‘first class isn’t going to toronto.’” +

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