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+ + + ++This study aims to investigate the factors influencing athletes9 intention to receive the COVID-19 vaccine booster in Mainland China by integrating the stimulus-organization-response (SOR) model and theory of planned behavior (TPB) as the theoretical framework. Purposive sampling was used to select respondents from the National Games of the People9s Republic of China. Hard-copy questionnaires were utilized to collect data, resulting in 981 valid responses. Descriptive analysis and partial least squares structural equation modeling were used to analyze the data. The findings reveal that athletes9 subjective norm and knowledge significantly influence attitude, commitment, and perceived behavioral control. Attitude, commitment, and perceived behavioral control are verified as full mediators between subjective norm, knowledge, and intention to receive the COVID-19 vaccine booster. Knowledge to commitment is the most powerful path to predict athletes9 intention to receive the COVID-19 vaccine booster. Motivation moderates the relationships between knowledge, attitude, commitment, and perceived behavioral control. The integrating model9s explanatory power is 83.2%. Athletes9 knowledge is crucial in shaping a positive attitude, commitment, and perceived control, enhancing their intention to get the COVID-19 vaccine booster. +
++In this manuscript, we derive a closed form solution to the full Kermack and McKendrick integro-differential equations (Kermack and McKendrick 1927) which we call the KMES. We demonstrate the veracity of the KMES using the Google Residential Mobility Measure to accurately project case data from the Covid 19 pandemic and we derive many useful, but previously unknown, analytical expressions for characterizing and managing an epidemic. These include expressions for the viral load, the final size, the effective reproduction number, and the time to the peak in infections. The KMES can also be cast in the form of a step function system response to the input of new infections; and that response is the time series of total infections. Since the publication of Kermack and McKendricks seminal paper (1927), thousands of authors have utilized the Susceptible, Infected, and Recovered (SIR) approximations; expressions putatively derived from the integro-differential equations to model epidemic dynamics. Implicit in the use of the SIR approximation are the beliefs that there is no closed form solution to the integro-differential equations, and that the approximation is a special case which adequately reproduces the dynamics of the integro-differential equations mapped onto the physical world. However, the KMES demonstrates that the SIR approximations are not adequate representations of the integro-differential equations, and we therefore suggest that the KMES obsoletes the need for the SIR approximations by providing not only a new mathematical perspective, but a new understanding of epidemic dynamics. +
++Background: Throughout the COVID-19 pandemic, the effectiveness of face masks mandates has been intensely debated. Many methods have been used to demonstrate mask effectiveness, including one that compares the change in reproduction number following implementing and removing face mask mandates. Methods: Using data from Utah, we calculated the effect of mask mandates (EFm) in each local health district from before and after three key mandates: the Salt Lake and Summit County (SLSC) mask mandates enacted; the Utah statewide mask mandate enacted; and the Utah statewide mandate was lifted. Results: We found that most counties had a reduction in the growth rate of cases following the mandates. There were reductions in EFm in many counties after the introduction of the SLSC mask mandates and a more widespread reduction in EFm across the state following the statewide mandate. Lifting the mandates, many counties across the states saw an increase in EFm. Conclusion: Our data show mask mandates were an effective way to reduce transmission both within the jurisdiction they were enacted and in neighboring jurisdictions. We provide evidence to support mask mandates as a way to prevent transmission to be better equipped to respond to future pandemics. +
++Background: The efficacy of the BNT162b2 vaccine in pediatrics was assessed by randomized trials before the Omicron variant9s emergence. The long-term durability of vaccine protection in this population during the Omicron period remains limited. Objective: To assess the effectiveness of BNT162b2 in preventing infection and severe diseases with various strains of the SARS-CoV-2 virus in previously uninfected children and adolescents. Design: Comparative effectiveness research accounting for underreported vaccination in three study cohorts: adolescents (12 to 20 years) during the Delta phase, children (5 to 11 years) and adolescents (12 to 20 years) during the Omicron phase. Setting: A national collaboration of pediatric health systems (PEDSnet). Participants: 77,392 adolescents (45,007 vaccinated) in the Delta phase, 111,539 children (50,398 vaccinated) and 56,080 adolescents (21,180 vaccinated) in the Omicron period. Exposures: First dose of the BNT162b2 vaccine vs. no receipt of COVID-19 vaccine. Measurements: Outcomes of interest include documented infection, COVID-19 illness severity, admission to an intensive care unit (ICU), and cardiac complications. The effectiveness was reported as (1-relative risk)*100% with confounders balanced via propensity score stratification. Results: During the Delta period, the estimated effectiveness of BNT162b2 vaccine was 98.4% (95% CI, 98.1 to 98.7) against documented infection among adolescents, with no significant waning after receipt of the first dose. An analysis of cardiac complications did not find an increased risk after vaccination. During the Omicron period, the effectiveness against documented infection among children was estimated to be 74.3% (95% CI, 72.2 to 76.2). Higher levels of effectiveness were observed against moderate or severe COVID-19 (75.5%, 95% CI, 69.0 to 81.0) and ICU admission with COVID-19 (84.9%, 95% CI, 64.8 to 93.5). Among adolescents, the effectiveness against documented Omicron infection was 85.5% (95% CI, 83.8 to 87.1), with 84.8% (95% CI, 77.3 to 89.9) against moderate or severe COVID-19, and 91.5% (95% CI, 69.5 to 97.6)) against ICU admission with COVID-19. The effectiveness of the BNT162b2 vaccine against the Omicron variant declined after 4 months following the first dose and then stabilized. The analysis revealed a lower risk of cardiac complications in the vaccinated group during the Omicron variant period. Limitations: Observational study design and potentially undocumented infection. Conclusions: Our study suggests that BNT162b2 was effective for various COVID-19-related outcomes in children and adolescents during the Delta and Omicron periods, and there is some evidence of waning effectiveness over time. +
+Clinical Evaluation of the Panbioâą COVID-19/Flu A&B Panel - Conditions: COVID-19; Influenza A; Influenza B
Interventions: Diagnostic Test: Panbioâą
Sponsors: Abbott Rapid Dx
Not yet recruiting
A Multicenter, Adaptive, Randomized, doublE-blinded, Placebo-controlled Study in Participants With Long COVID-19: The REVIVE Trial - Conditions: Long COVID-19 Syndrome; Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
Interventions: Drug: Fluvoxamine Maleate 100 MG; Drug: Placebo; Drug: Metformin Extended Release Oral Tablet
Sponsors: Cardresearch
Recruiting
Influence of Hypoxic, Normobaric and Hypobaric Training on the Immunometabolism of Post-covid-19 Athletes - Conditions: Normobaric Hypoxia; Hypoventilation; Normoxia
Interventions: Other: Repeated sprint
Sponsors: Faculdade de Motricidade Humana; University of Sao Paulo; Coordenação de Aperfeiçoamento de Pessoal de NĂvel Superior.
Not yet recruiting
Connecting Friends and Health Workers to Boost COVID-19 Vaccination in Latino Communities - Conditions: COVID-19; Vaccine
Interventions: Behavioral: REDES; Behavioral: Control
Sponsors: Johns Hopkins University; National Institute on Minority Health and Health Disparities (NIMHD); Rutgers University
Recruiting
The Safety and Tolerability of A8G6 COVID-19 Neutralization Antibody Combined With Nasal Spray - Conditions: SARS-CoV-2; Prevention
Interventions: Biological: A8G6 SARS-CoV-2 Neutralization Antibody combination nasal spray; Other: A8G6 SARS-CoV-2 Neutralization Antibody nasal excipient
Sponsors: The Second Affiliated Hospital of Chongqing Medical University
Recruiting
Clinical Evaluation of the Panbioâą COVID-19/Flu A&B Panel to Support Home Use - Conditions: COVID-19; Influenza A; Influenza Type B
Interventions: Diagnostic Test: Panbioâą COVID-19/Flu A&B Panel
Sponsors: Abbott Rapid Dx
Recruiting
Effects of Rehabilitation Combined With a Maintenance Program Compared to Rehabilitation Alone in Post-COVID-19 - Conditions: Post-COVID-19 Syndrome
Interventions: Procedure: Rehabilitation combined to a digital maintenance program; Procedure: Rehabilitation only
Sponsors: Schön Klinik Berchtesgadener Land; Bavarian State Ministry of Health and Care (Funding); Deutsche Rentenversicherung Bund (German pension insurance) (Design); Betriebskrankenkassen Landesverband Bayern (Bavarian health insurance) (Design)
Not yet recruiting
Building Engagement Using Financial Incentives Trial - Colorectal Cancer Screening - Conditions: Health Behavior; Colorectal Cancer; Influenza; COVID-19; Vaccine Hesitancy; Vaccine-Preventable Diseases; Healthcare Patient Acceptance
Interventions: Behavioral: Financial incentive for colorectal cancer screening; Behavioral: Financial incentive for flu shot; Behavioral: Financial incentive for COVID-19 shot
Sponsors: Tulane University; National Heart, Lung, and Blood Institute (NHLBI)
Not yet recruiting
Child and Adolescent Mental Health Literacy for Primary Schools Teachers. A Multicomponent Intervention - Conditions: Child Mental Health
Interventions: Behavioral: Child Mental Health Literacy Program
Sponsors: Universidad de Valparaiso
Recruiting
Brief Digital Intervention to Increase COVID-19 Vaccination Among Individuals With Anxiety or Depression - Conditions: Misinformation; Vaccine Hesitancy; Anxiety; Depression; COVID-19
Interventions: Behavioral: Attitudinal inoculation; Behavioral: Cognitive-behavioral therapy-informed intervention; Behavioral: Conventional public health messaging
Sponsors: City University of New York, School of Public Health; University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Not yet recruiting
Pilot Randomized Study of RD-X19 Tx Device in Subjects With PCC (Long Covid) in the Outpatient Setting - Conditions: Post COVID-19 Condition (PCC)
Interventions: Device: RDX-19
Sponsors: KNOWBio Inc.; NAMSA
Recruiting
A Phaseâ
Ą Study to Evaluate the Safety and Immunogenicity of COVID-19 Vaccine - Conditions: SARS-CoV-2 Infection
Interventions: Biological: COVID-19 mRNA Vaccine (ZSVG-02-O); Biological: COVID-19 mRNA Vaccine (ZSVG-02-O); Biological: COVID-19 Vaccine (Vero Cell) ,Inactivated
Sponsors: CNBG-Virogin Biotech (Shanghai) Ltd.
Recruiting
CPAP Therapy Through a Helmet or a Full Face Mask in Patients With Acute Hypoxemic Respiratory Failure: Cross-over Study - Conditions: Pneumonia, Bacterial; Respiratory Failure; COVID-19 Pneumonia
Interventions: Diagnostic Test: Arterial blood gases; Diagnostic Test: Respiratory rate (RR); Diagnostic Test: Pulseoximeter; Diagnostic Test: Assessment of accessory respiratory muscles work; Diagnostic Test: Esophageal pressure measurement; Diagnostic Test: Discomfort Visual Analog Scale (VAS); Diagnostic Test: Noninvasive blood pressure; Diagnostic Test: Heart rate
Sponsors: I.M. Sechenov First Moscow State Medical University
Recruiting
Investigation of Efficacy and Safety of Electrical Signal Therapy Provided by Dr BiolyseÂź Device in COVID-19 Disease - Conditions: COVID-19 Pneumonia; Virus Diseases; COVID-19
Interventions: Device: Signal Therapy provided by Dr.Biolyse device; Other: Liquid Support Treatment
Sponsors: AVB Biotechnology
Recruiting
A Phase 1 Study to Evaluate the Safety and Immunogenicity of COVID-19 Vaccine - Conditions: SARS-CoV-2 Infection
Interventions: Biological: Placebo; Biological: COVID-19 Vaccine (Vero Cell) ,Inactivated; Biological: COVID-19 mRNA Vaccine (ZSVG-02-O) 10 ÎŒg; Biological: COVID-19 mRNA Vaccine (ZSVG-02-O) 30 ÎŒg; Biological: COVID-19 mRNA Vaccine (ZSVG-02-O) 60 ÎŒg
Sponsors: CNBG-Virogin Biotech (Shanghai) Ltd.; Shulan (Hangzhou) Hospital
Recruiting
The double-edged sword of the hippocampus-ventromedial prefrontal cortex resting-state connectivity in stress susceptibility and resilience: A prospective study - The hippocampus has long been considered a pivotal region implicated in both stress susceptibility and resilience. A wealth of evidence from animal and human studies underscores the significance of hippocampal functional connectivity with the ventromedial prefrontal cortex (vmPFC) in these stress-related processes. However, there remains a scarcity of research that explores and contrasts the roles of hippocampus-vmPFC connectivity in stress susceptibility and resilience when facing a real-lifeâŠ
Influenza A virus replication has a stronger dependency on Raf/MEK/ERK signaling pathway activity than SARS-CoV-2 - The recent COVID-19 pandemic again highlighted the urgent need for broad-spectrum antivirals, both for therapeutic use in acute viral infection and for pandemic preparedness in general. The targeting of host cell factors hijacked by viruses during their replication cycle presents one possible strategy for development of broad-spectrum antivirals. By inhibiting the Raf/MEK/ERK signaling pathway, a central kinase cascade of eukaryotic cells, which is being exploited by numerous viruses ofâŠ
Coffee as a dietary strategy to prevent SARS-CoV-2 infection - CONCLUSIONS: This study verified moderate coffee consumption, including decaffeination, can provide a new guideline for the prevention of SARS-CoV-2. Based on the results, we also suggest a coffee-drinking plan for people to prevent infection in the post-COVID-19 era.
Weak SARS-CoV-2-specific responses of TIGIT-expressing CD8+ T cells in people living with HIV after a third dose of a SARS-CoV-2 inactivated vaccine - CONCLUSION: TIGIT expression on CD8+ T cells may hinder the T-cell immune response to a booster dose of an inactivated SARS-CoV-2 vaccine, suggesting weakened resistance to SARS-CoV-2 infection, especially in PLWH. Furthermore, TIGIT may be used as a potential target to increase the production of SARS-CoV-2-specific CD8+ T cells, thereby enhancing the effectiveness of vaccination.
Intranasal G5-BGG/pDNA vaccine elicits protective systemic and mucosal immunity against SARS-CoV-2 by transfecting mucosal dendritic cells - Infectious disease pandemics, including the coronavirus disease 2019 pandemic, have heightened the demand for vaccines that provide both disease protection and transmission inhibition. Although parenteral vaccines induce robust systemic immunity, their effectiveness in respiratory mucosae is limited. Considering the crucial role of nasal-associated lymphoid tissue (NALT) in mucosal immune responses, in this study, the intranasal complex composed of G5-BGG and antigen-expressing plasmid DNAâŠ
Colloidal aggregation confounds cell-based Covid-19 antiviral screens - Colloidal aggregation is one of the largest contributors to false-positives in early drug discovery and chemical biology. Much work has focused on its impact on pure-protein screens; here we consider aggregations role in cell-based infectivity assays in Covid-19 drug repurposing. We began by investigating the potential aggregation of 41 drug candidates reported as SARs-CoV-2 entry inhibitors. Of these, 17 formed colloidal-particles by dynamic light scattering and exhibited detergent-dependentâŠ
Application of Luteolin in Neoplasms and Nonneoplastic Diseases - Researchers are amazed at the multitude of biological effects of 3â,4â,5,7-tetrahydroxyflavone, more commonly known as luteolin, as it simultaneously has antioxidant and pro-oxidant, as well as antimicrobial, anti-inflammatory, and cancer-preventive, properties. The anticancer properties of luteolin constitute a mosaic of pathways due to which this flavonoid influences cancer cells. Not only is it able to induce apoptosis and inhibit cancer cell proliferation, but it also suppresses angiogenesisâŠ
HSP90AB1 Is a Host Factor Required for Transmissible Gastroenteritis Virus Infection - Transmissible gastroenteritis virus (TGEV) is an important swine enteric coronavirus causing viral diarrhea in pigs of all ages. Currently, the development of antiviral agents targeting host proteins to combat viral infection has received great attention. The heat shock protein 90 (HSP90) is a critical host factor and has important regulatory effects on the infection of various viruses. However, its roles in porcine coronavirus infection remain unclear. In this study, the effect of HSP90 on TGEVâŠ
Therapeutic Effect and Safety Evaluation of Naringin on Klebsiella pneumoniae in Mice - Critically ill patients with Corona Virus Disease 2019 (COVID-19) often develop secondary bacterial infections that pose a significant threat to patient life safety, making the development of drugs to prevent bacterial infections in the lungs critical to clinical care. Naringin (NAR) is one of the significant natural flavonoids rich in Pummelo Peel (Hua Ju Hong), with anti-inflammatory, antimicrobial, and antioxidant activities, and is commonly used in treating respiratory tract infectiousâŠ
Interaction of Methylene Blue with Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus 2 Envelope Revealed by Molecular Modeling - Methylene blue has multiple antiviral properties against Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome-related Coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The ability of methylene blue to inhibit different stages of the virus life cycle, both in light-independent and photodynamic processes, is used in clinical practice. At the same time, the molecular aspects of the interactions of methylene blue with molecular components of coronaviruses are not fully understood. Here, we use Brownian dynamics to identify methylene blueâŠ
Genetic Predisposition to Elevated Levels of Circulating ADAM17 Is Associated with the Risk of Severe COVID-19 - High levels of ADAM17 activity have emerged as an important mediator in severe COVID-19. This study aims to characterize eventual causal relationships between ADAM17 and COVID-19. Using Mendelian randomization analyses, we examined the causal effects of circulating ADAM17 on COVID-19 outcomes using summary statistics from large, genome-wide association studies of ADAM17 (up to 35,559 individuals) from the Icelandic Cancer Project and deCODE genetics, as well as critically ill COVID-19 patientsâŠ
Sigma Receptor Ligands Prevent COVID Mortality In Vivo: Implications for Future Therapeutics - The emergence of lethal coronaviruses follows a periodic pattern which suggests a recurring cycle of outbreaks. It remains uncertain as to when the next lethal coronavirus will emerge, though its eventual emergence appears to be inevitable. New mutations in evolving SARS-CoV-2 variants have provided resistance to current antiviral drugs, monoclonal antibodies, and vaccines, reducing their therapeutic efficacy. This underscores the urgent need to investigate alternative therapeutic approachesâŠ.
Novel Substituted Azoloazines with Anticoagulant Activity - Hypercytokinemia, or cytokine storm, often complicates the treatment of viral and bacterial infections, including COVID-19, leading to the risk of thrombosis. However, the use of currently available direct anticoagulants for the treatment of COVID-19 patients is limited due to safety reasons. Therefore, the development of new anticoagulants remains an urgent task for organic and medicinal chemistry. At the same time, new drugs that combine anticoagulant properties with antiviral or antidiabeticâŠ
Insights into the mechanism of SARS-CoV-2 main protease autocatalytic maturation from model precursors - A critical step for SARS-CoV-2 assembly and maturation involves the autoactivation of the main protease (MPro^(WT)) from precursor polyproteins. Upon expression, a model precursor of MPro^(WT) mediates its own release at its termini rapidly to yield a mature dimer. A construct with an E290A mutation within MPro exhibits time dependent autoprocessing of the accumulated precursor at the N-terminal nsp4/nsp5 site followed by the C-terminal nsp5/nsp6 cleavage. In contrast, a precursor containingâŠ
Safety and immunogenicity of the third and fourth doses of vaccine against SARS-CoV-2 following a 2-dose regimen of inactivated whole-virion SARS-CoV-2 vaccine - This study followed healthcare personnel (HCP) who had completed a primary series of CoronaVac and then received the third and fourth doses of COVID-19 vaccine. The primary objective was to determine the seroconversion rate of neutralizing antibodies against wild-type SARS-CoV-2 and VOCs at day 28 after the third dose of vaccine and day 28 after the fourth dose of vaccine. This prospective cohort study was conducted at Maharaj Nakorn Chiang Mai Hospital, a tertiary care hospital affiliated toâŠ
What Kind of Trouble Is Eric Adams In? - New York Cityâs mayor has downplayed the federal investigation into his campaign fund-raising, but, by dodging questions and obfuscating, heâs invited even more public scrutiny. - link
What Comes After Panda Diplomacy? - Biden meets with President Xi as U.S.-China relations get less warm and fuzzy. - link
Journalistic Independence Isnât a Human-Resources Exercise - A free and independent press is vital to preserve, but doing so requires the people running media companies to take that idea out of mothballs. - link
How Gaza and the British Right Split London on Armistice Day - Duelling protests, a country divided over Israel and Palestine, and the return of David Cameron. - link
Trumpâs Fascistic Rhetoric Only Emphasizes the Stakes in 2024 - As he leads the polls nearly a year out from Election Day, the former President is taking the sort of hateful language that in the past heâs used about immigrants and applying it to his political enemies. - link
+What to expect from Biden and Xiâs San Francisco meetup. +
++As President Joe Biden and Chinese President Xi Jinping meet in San Francisco today, the two leaders find themselves in different positions than when they met last year in Bali, Indonesia. +
++Back then, each was in a position of strength â Biden coming out of a triumphant midterm election and Xi a well-orchestrated party conference that solidified his rule â and both used that first in-person meeting as an occasion to soothe tensions. +
++Then came the Chinese balloon floating over the United States that tore at the already tenuous condition of US-China relations. The incident bolstered hawks in America gunning for a more assertive US policy toward China (though, under Biden, like Trump, the policy has already been pretty hawkish). Since then, each countryâs leader has been tested. Biden has faced troubling poll numbers and gets flack from House Republicans who argue that even meeting with Chinese leaders is a form of capitulation. And now, Israelâs war on Gaza threatens American power globally and possibly Bidenâs reelection. +
++In China, mass protests against Xiâs zero-Covid policies significantly undermined him and forced the country to open up in a somewhat haphazard fashion. His weakness has been exposed as heâs grappled with an economic slowdown and reshuffled ministers. +
++Now, just sitting down together is considered a success. Wednesdayâs meeting on the sides of the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation summit will be the first time in a year the leaders of the worldâs two largest economies have talked. This isnât a big-picture realignment but a tactical cooling, with the hope that presidential diplomacy can yield more diplomatic breakthroughs in the distant future and mitigate the risk of outright conflict in the nearer one. +
++So, the achievement likely to come out of this yearâs Biden-Xi summit is, simply, the meeting itself. If there are policy announcements that emerge from the conversation, experts told me, they are likely to be minor. âItâs been a rough few years in US-Chinese relations,â Sharon Burke, a former senior Defense official, told me. âSo the prospect of potentially getting back to a more normal pace, where weâre going to remain contentious, but that we can actually meet and talk about, especially mutual interests, is important â even if it doesnât result in headline-grabbing agreements or compromises.â +
++This builds on several months of Biden seeking calm, often saying that the administration doesnât want a new cold war with China even as some of its policies suggest otherwise. His national security cabinet has shuttled to Beijing and in the process built confidence that diplomacy remains the best path forward with China. The Biden administration has sought this entente but doesnât always get its calls returned (like during the balloon crisis). China, for what itâs worth, has cooled its rhetoric toward the US recently, putting out official statements ahead of todayâs meeting that focus on stabilizing relations. +
++Though war in the Middle East is draining the Biden administrationâs foreign policy attention, the issue of China endures as the most significant globally. The presidentâs entire foreign policy is organized around countering China. +
++âBoth sides have probed at the bottom line of the other side,â Yun Sun, an analyst at the Stimson Center, told me. âBoth sides have pushed, have bullied, have screamed, and have offered enticement. And so basically, all the different approaches have been tried. Now, people are at a much more sober understanding as for what is possible and what is viable.â +
++This is likely the last time the two leaders will meet for some time. âHistorically speaking, sitting presidents running for reelection donât see it as advantageous to their reelection campaigns to meet with their Chinese counterparts during election years,â Ryan Hass, a researcher at the Brookings Institution, told me. +
++Biden has kept in place many of Trumpâs policies toward China. Still, Bidenâs emphasis on diplomatic engagement is a contrast to Republicans who have flaunted a militaristic approach to China, as seen at recent presidential debates. Trump, for his part, said nice things about Xi recently (âHeâs like Central Castingâ), but a second Trump term would almost certainly strain US-China relations further. +
++So what will the Chinese hope to get out of this summit? âTheyâre looking for an opportunity to show the Chinese people that President Xi was treated with dignity and respect on the world stage, that he was viewed as a world leader of stature and significance,â Hass, who served in the Obama White House, explained. âAnd I think that theyâre probably going to try to use the meeting to set down markers around their expectations around Taiwan, given that Taiwan has an election upcoming in January of next year.â +
++Analysts will also be watching whether there will be some resumption of military-to-military relations between the two countries. The Chinese balloon further tested the prospect of communication, which China had largely suspended after then-House Speaker Nancy Pelosiâs visit to Taiwan in August 2022. The two sides are working on that, Sun explained, but each country has different expectations. The US wants to resume both high-level and working-level contacts, while the Chinese are taking an incremental approach and are using this all as a point of leverage. +
++There may also be some movement on climate change. Bidenâs envoy John Kerry said âsome agreementsâ are in the works. âWe cannot make progress in the world on climate change without the United States and China,â Burke, who is now president of the advisory firm Ecospherics, told me. +
++The US and China donât currently have much by way of arms control agreements, so news that the two countries have even started talking arms control, as my colleague Jen Kirby recently reported, is major. So are feelers the US has put out about a new dialogue on limitations around AI and autonomy when it comes to nuclear weapons. +
++The small stuff may prove important, like an increase in the number of flights between the US and China, which plummeted since the pandemic. The two leaders will also discuss how to clamp down on the export of fentanyl. +
++The two countries also share an interest in a more stable situation in the Middle East. The US has leverage over Israel, and China over Iran, from which it buys much oil and with which it maintains diplomatic relations, unlike the US. +
++It would be difficult to imagine Biden and Xi putting out a Middle East peace plan. But any overlap between the interests of these two superpowers at this moment may prove crucial. âThe Gaza crisis is seen as a potential area for collaboration or cooperation between the US and China,â Sun told me. And though that isnât much, itâs a major departure from the extremely tense Alaska talks in March 2021. +
++Together, it represents something that has been largely absent in the first three years of the Biden administration: cooperation with China. Itâs less about the substance coming out of todayâs meeting and more about whether a structure will be in place the next time thereâs a surprise (like the balloon) or a high-level US delegation in Taiwan. +
++For Jake Sullivan, Bidenâs national security adviser, the meeting is about the âcontinued importance of strengthening open lines of communication and managing competition responsibly so that it does not veer into conflict.â +
++The forward-looking, over-the-horizon question: Can the relationship continue on this route without spiraling into conflict? âBoth sides have an innate desire to manage the competition,â Sun, who had just returned from Beijing, told me. âXi Jinping needs a more stable external environment so that he can focus on his domestic problems. I suspect Biden is thinking the same way.â +
++A quiet meeting between Biden and Xi is a good start. +
+The code is so weak that it serves to legitimize Clarence Thomasâs corruption. It is literally worse than nothing. +
++On Monday, the Supreme Court released a new âcode of conductâ laying out ethical principles that the justices claim they have always adhered to â and arguing that the only reason such a code is necessary is because the Courtâs critics donât understand how things actually work. +
++Itâs the first time in its history that the Court has published a formal ethics code â but the introduction to this particular code makes it clear that the justices did so only reluctantly, and that they donât actually intend for anything to change. +
++âFor the most part these rules and principles are not new,â the introduction to the code claims, adding that âthe absence of a Code ⊠has led in recent years to the misunderstanding that the Justices of this Court, unlike all other jurists in this country, regard themselves as unrestricted by any ethics rules.â The new code was created âto dispelâ this supposed âmisunderstanding,â the justices write, and it âlargely represents a codification of principles that we have long regarded as governing our conduct.â +
++The code, in other words, codifies the same rules that Justice Clarence Thomas followed when he spent nine days vacationing on Republican billionaire Harlan Crowâs superyacht â a trip which âcould have exceeded $500,000â in value, according to ProPublica. The code also locks in place the same rules Thomas followed during his frequent summer trips to Crowâs private resort in the Adirondacks. The code ârepresents a codification of principlesâ that Thomas followed when he bought a $267,230 RV that was underwritten by Anthony Welters, another of the many wealthy individuals who have lavished gifts on Thomas since he joined the Court. +
++According to ProPublica, these gifts include: +
++++At least 38 destination vacations, including a previously unreported voyage on a yacht around the Bahamas; 26 private jet flights, plus an additional eight by helicopter; a dozen VIP passes to professional and college sporting events, typically perched in the skybox; two stays at luxury resorts in Florida and Jamaica; and one standing invitation to an uber-exclusive golf club overlooking the Atlantic coast. +
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+The new code also seeks to âdispelâ any impression that the justices âregard themselves as unrestricted by any ethics rules,â which may have been created when Justice Samuel Alito accepted a $100,000 private jet flight to Alaska from Republican billionaire Paul Singer, where Alito stayed in a fishing lodge that ordinarily charges more than $1,000 a day to guests, and where Alito was reportedly served wine that costs more than $1,000 a bottle. +
++The new code, which, again, by its own explicit terms largely seeks to put in writing the same rules that these justices followed when they accepted luxurious gifts from major Republican Party donors, is also almost entirely unenforceable. If a litigant, or one of the more than 300 million Americans governed by the Supreme Court, believes that one of the justices is violating the newly written-down rules, there is no mechanism to enforce those rules against a justice. +
++Indeed, the code is sometimes quite explicit about the fact that most of it has no enforcement mechanism. While it contains about three pages of rules governing when a justice must recuse themselves from a case, for example, an official commentary attached to the code states that âindividual Justices, rather than the Court, decide recusal issues.â So if a justice decides to hear a case that the code says they should not hear, nothing happens because each individual justice has the final word on whether they must step aside from a case. +
++All nine of the justices, who signed their names to this code, should be ashamed of themselves. The new code imposes no meaningful obligations on the justices. It explicitly disclaims any desire to do so. It accuses the Courtâs critics of âmisunderstandingâ the justicesâ past behavior, when it really isnât hard to understand the ethical implications of taking a $500,000 gift from a major political donor. +
++And the new rules do nothing whatsoever to limit Thomasâs corrupt behavior. +
++The 15-page document the Supreme Court released on Monday has three parts: The brief introductory paragraph, which states that âfor the most part these rules and principles are not newâ; about nine pages dedicated to the actual code of conduct; and then another five pages of âcommentary,â which explain how the justices interpret these rules. +
++Much of the rules section of the new code uses language that is similar or identical to the language of the Code of Conduct for United States Judges, ethical rules that have long governed judges on federal district and appeals courts whose decisions are reviewed by the Supreme Court. +
++But, while there are superficial similarities between the rules governing lower court judges and the rules that the Supreme Court now says it will comply with, thereâs a big difference between these two sets of rules: The ones governing lower courts actually have teeth. +
++As Chief Justice John Roberts wrote in 2011, the last time that Thomasâs penchant for accepting lavish gifts from Republican billionaires embarrassed the Court and forced Roberts to respond to calls for ethics reform, if a trial court judge refused to recuse from a case they are obligated to step away from, that âdecision not to recuse is reviewable by a court of appeals, and a court of appeals judgeâs decision not to recuse is reviewable by the Supreme Court.â +
++But âthere is no higher court to review a Justiceâs decision not to recuse in a particular case,â Roberts wrote at the time â and the new code does nothing to add accountability to justices who sit on cases they should not hear. +
++Worse, if you were handed a copy of the new code and its attached commentary, and were unfamiliar with the fact that this code arrives after seven months of painstaking reporting into Thomasâs corruption and his relationships with many wealthy Republicans who give him expensive gifts, you would have no idea that these scandals even exist. +
++The new rules contain only one provision limiting gift acceptance by the justices. And, while that provision appears on its face to impose fairly robust limits on the justices, the official commentary on the rules clarifies that this provision does not actually do anything to change the status quo. +
++Briefly, the new rules state that âa Justice should comply with the restrictions on acceptance of gifts and the prohibition on solicitation of gifts set forth in the Judicial Conference Regulations on Gifts now in effect.â If taken seriously, that would be a very significant restriction indeed, because the Judicial Conference Regulations on Gifts state that judges are ânot permitted to accept a gift from anyone ⊠whose interests may be substantially affected by the performance or nonperformance of the [judgeâs] official duties.â +
++The Supreme Court, which has the power to overrule any decision made by Congress or a presidential administration, is arguably the most powerful policymaking body in the United States. It routinely hands down decisions that impact millions of Americans â in its last two terms alone, the Court stripped student loan relief from millions of student borrowers, it abolished affirmative action at most universities, it set fire to countless gun regulations, and it stripped the constitutional right to an abortion from anyone with a uterus. +
++All Americans, in other words, have âinterestsâ that âmay be substantially affectedâ by the performance of a justiceâs official duties. So, if the Court actually took its new rules seriously, no justice would be allowed to accept a gift from anyone in the country. +
++But itâs clear from the commentary on the rules that the justices donât actually intend to comply with such a gift ban. To the contrary, that commentary states that the new rules requiring the justices to comply with the Judicial Conferenceâs gift regulations merely âarticulate the practice formalized in 1991 of individual Justices following the financial disclosure requirements and limitations on gifts, outside earned income, outside employment, and honoraria.â +
++So, while a superficial read of the new rules might suggest that the justices have accepted strict new restrictions on their ability to accept gifts, the commentary on the rules tells a very different story. According to that commentary, the justices have changed nothing. They are simply following the same practice theyâve followed since 1991, and Thomas may continue to treat gifts from Harlan Crow and other Republican billionaires the same way heâs treated them during his entire tenure on the Supreme Court â which also began in 1991. +
++The Supreme Courtâs new ethics code, in other words, is the equivalent of a biography of John Wilkes Booth that focuses entirely on his acting career without ever mentioning the fact that he murdered President Abraham Lincoln. It goes out of its way to avoid mentioning the very thing that has sparked such widespread public outrage against an unethical Supreme Court. And then it states explicitly, in the rulesâ official commentary, that the Court is doing nothing whatsoever to change the lax gifting norms that allowed Thomas to accept corrupt gifts over and over again. +
++Itâs worth noting that the new code does contain fairly detailed rules governing exactly one thing: getting paid to teach at a university or law school. +
++According to the rulesâ commentary, âa Justice may not accept compensation for an appearance or a speech,â but they may be paid for âteaching a course of study at an accredited educational institution or participating in an educational program of any duration that is sponsored by such an institution and is part of its educational offering.â +
++The amount that a justice may be paid for moonlighting as a professor is capped at roughly $30,000 per year. And, unlike other parts of the new ethics code, the rules governing paid teaching gigs actually has an enforcement mechanism that calls for third-party review of the justicesâ activity. According to the commentary, âAssociate Justices must receive prior approval from the Chief Justice to receive compensation for teaching; the Chief Justice must receive prior approval from the Court.â +
++Thereâs a straightforward explanation for why the Court has a real ethics code governing paid teaching gigs while the rest of its ethics rules are fluff and meaningless bluster. In 1969, Justice Abe Fortas resigned from the Supreme Court in disgrace after he accepted several dubious payments â including an arrangement where several clients at Fortasâs former law firm paid him $15,000 to teach at American University (about $130,000 in todayâs dollars). +
++So the Courtâs relatively strict rules governing paid teaching prevent a repeat of this particular scandal. The cap on payments ensure that justices do not pad their income too much with outside funds, while the requirement that at least one additional member of the Court review all paid university gigs helps screen out teaching assignments that may be corruptly funded. +
++Similarly, it would not have been hard to write ethics rules that prevent Thomas or Alitoâs particular brand of corruption: accepting lavish vacations or other gifts from wealthy benefactors. The United States Senate, for example, generally prohibits members and staffers from accepting gifts valued at more than $50, and they place even stricter restrictions on gifts from lobbyists or foreign agents. The House imposes similar restrictions on its members and their staff. +
++Simply put, the Supreme Court knows how to write an effective ethics rule when it chooses to do so. And it has plenty of models it could have relied on from other powerful American institutions, which have already given serious thought to how to write a rule that prevents wealthy donors from lavishing gifts upon top policymaking officials. It simply chose not to do so. +
++The Roberts Court, of course, frequently opines on what sort of relationship government officials should have with wealthy benefactors who seek to buy influence. And its previous proclamations on this subject should not give anyone more confidence in this Courtâs ability to root out corruption than its new, toothless ethics code. +
++Consider, for example, the Courtâs decision in Citizens United v. FEC (2010), which permitted corporations and unions to spend unlimited sums of money to influence elections. According to the five Republican-appointed justices who joined that decision, elected officials being unusually responsive to donors is actually a good thing: +
++++Favoritism and influence are not ⊠avoidable in representative politics. It is in the nature of an elected representative to favor certain policies, and, by necessary corollary, to favor the voters and contributors who support those policies. It is well understood that a substantial and legitimate reason, if not the only reason, to cast a vote for, or to make a contribution to, one candidate over another is that the candidate will respond by producing those political outcomes the supporter favors. Democracy is premised on responsiveness. +
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+So itâs not surprising that a Court that looks at multimillion-dollar checks being written to elect one official or another and shrugs it off with the phrase âdemocracy is premised on responsiveness,â may not have the most sophisticated ideas about what should be done when a Supreme Court justice routinely flies all over the globe at the expense of wealthy political donors. +
++This Supreme Court has long held people who believe that public officials should not be influenced by big donors in utter contempt. Itâs not surprising that the Courtâs new ethics rules display the same contempt for critics of the justicesâ own corruption. +
+Heâs talking like a fascist. Heâs planning fascist policies. Heâs staffing up with fascists. +
++Historically, the erosion of American democracy has happened subtly. In a country where democracy is basically a civic religion, politicians generally donât announce their intention to attack it when running for office. The past decade of voter suppression laws, state-level rules explicitly designed to limit access to the ballot box, have been sold as tools for combating voter fraud. Many proponents of Jim Crow-era voting regulations â a nakedly racist attempt to ensure white political dominance â described them as a restoration of Southern democracy after the alleged Northern tyranny of Reconstruction. +
++Donald Trump is currently testing the limits of that unwritten rule by all but openly campaigning on a platform of tearing democracy down. +
++Perhaps the clearest sign came in a speech on Veterans Day where he vowed to âroot out the communists, Marxists, fascists, and the radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country that lie and steal and cheat on elections.â Calling oneâs opponents subhuman and vowing aggressive action against them is a hallmark of classical fascist rhetoric, so much so that the Washington Postâs headline â on a news article, not an opinion piece â described it as âechoing dictators Hitler [and] Mussolini.â +
++Theyâre not wrong: Anyone familiar with Nazi propaganda can tell you that it commonly dehumanized Jews by describing us as rats or diseases. Trump has used such language more than once: Just last month, he claimed immigrants were âpoisoning the blood of our country.â +
++This incendiary language is backed by an incendiary policy agenda. Trump and his team have a series of proposals to crack down on dissent, including by remaking the Justice Department into a tool for jailing his enemies and sending troops to suppress protests. They aim to launch mass anti-immigrant raids and detain the people he rounds up in camps. They have extensive plans to replace as many as 50,000 career civil servants with ideologues and toadies, putting people ready and willing to undermine the rule of law in key positions to act on Trumpâs dubious orders. +
++Given Trumpâs track record, we should take these threats seriously. Letâs not forget that many thought it was unthinkable that Trump would attempt a kind of coup after the 2020 election. We now know thatâs exactly what happened, up to and including inciting an actual riot on January 6. +
++Thereâs been a long-running debate among American political observers as to whether Trump can reasonably be described as a fascist. Between his increasingly fascist rhetoric and increasingly fascist second-term policy proposals, the debate should now be considered settled. A political leader who vows to destroy opponents he calls âvermin,â to weaponize the Justice Department against his critics, and to conduct political purges in the federal government is in fascist territory. +
++Trump is talking like a fascist, planning fascist policies, and staffing up with fascists. While a second Trump term is vanishingly unlikely to produce an openly fascist state â thatâs not really how authoritarian takeovers of democracy work today â itâs quite plausible that they could do extensive, even fatal, damage to the American system by pulling the right policy levers. This is what happened in Hungary, and what is currently happening in India, Israel, and democracies around the world. +
++The fascist ideological positioning is a signal of intent: Trump is coming for American democracy. No one can say they werenât warned. +
++Whenever someone warns of Trumpâs fascist tendencies, there are always two instinctive dismissive reactions you see from elements of the political commentariat: both from Trump apologists and from reasonable centrists who want to avoid what they see as left-wing alarmism. +
++The first is to call it hyperbolic: Americans have long compared opposite-party presidents to fascists and been proven wrong each time. The second is to argue that the end of American democracy is unthinkable: The United States government has so many veto points that even a competent and determined authoritarian would find themselves hampered by Congress, federalism, and the courts. +
++In light of Trumpâs increasingly open authoritarianism, neither of these should provide much comfort. +
++There is clearly a qualitative difference between Trump and previous presidents. As bad as (for example) George W. Bushâs record on civil liberties was, he didnât refer to Democrats as âverminâ or vow to âroot outâ their presence in American life. He never even came close to firing tens of thousands of civil servants or remaking the Justice Department into a tool of personal revenge against political rivals. When he moved in that direction â firing nine US attorneys on seemingly political grounds â it produced a national outcry, a 22-month investigation, and the defenestration of top administration officials. Trumpâs threats to do much worse, by contrast, seem to be fully supported by the institutional Republican Party. +
++Warnings of looming authoritarianism under prior presidents, typically issued by fanatical partisans and figures on the political fringe, may have proved false. But we have ample evidence that these warnings about Trumpâs authoritarianism, increasingly coming from credible sources in the political mainstream, are grounded in the reality of what his second term would look like. +
++Itâs also certainly true that Trumpâs most dangerous moves would be contested at all levels of government; challenged by Democrats in Congress, hampered by court cases, and fought by Democratic-controlled state governments. But in the very best case, that means the gears of the federal government would grind to a halt during his presidency, as the entire system was consumed by the fight to defend itself from a hostile takeover. Itâs hard to fully anticipate what the worst case looks like, but the breakdown of essential democratic functions â up to and including the basic fairness of the electoral system â is not off the table. +
++The evidence we have from foreign countries suggests that, when an elected leader with authoritarian tendencies spends time out of power, they get much more aggressive in trying to seize power when they return to high office. This is the story of how democracy in Hungary collapsed, and how Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu brought his country to the brink. And though the United States is very different from both Hungary and Israel, we also have a long history of anti-democratic politics â one that the Republican Party has, in word and in deed, grown increasingly comfortable aping in recent years. +
++So while the extent to which Trump will succeed in making his vision a reality is certainly something that reasonable people can disagree about, the reality of that vision is not. +
++This should be the starting point for any conversation about the 2024 presidential race. Anyone who cares about American democracy â regardless of whether you side more with Democrats or Republicans on more ânormalâ issues like taxes, pollution regulations, or Israel-Palestine â should understand that its health is on the ballot. There has simply been too much business as usual, in which Americaâs political class treats 2024 as if itâs just another hotly contested election in a long line of them. +
++It isnât, and the Trump campaign is making it clear that it isnât on a regular basis. We in the press need to convey this to our readers as clearly as we can, a commitment which does not require abandoning the mediaâs core values of accuracy and fairness. On the contrary: It would be a betrayal of those values to shirk from reporting what the Trump people are telling us about themselves. +
++When the Washington Post asked Trumpâs campaign for comment on claims that his âverminâ language echoed fascist rhetoric, Trump spokesperson Steven Cheung responded like this: âThose who try to make that ridiculous assertion are clearly snowflakes grasping for anything because they are suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome and their entire existence will be crushed when President Trump returns to the White House,â Cheung told the Post. +
++In a way, the denial confirms the charge. Thereâs something funny about Cheung vowing to âcrushâ the âentire existenceâ of anyone who dares call his boss a fascist. But thereâs also chilling reality. Trumpâs spokesperson is either convinced he wonât pay a price for such authoritarian rhetoric, authoritarian enough that heâs unable to tell how thuggish he sounds, or convinced that this is the way Trump expects his underlings to talk. +
++This is the operation that, at present, is beating President Joe Biden by about 1 percent in the RealClearPolitics poll average. It is past time to wake up. +
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âI want you to have this,â -
++said the husband to his wife, handing her a gold bracelet with an engraved medallion. âIt belonged to my mother.â +
++âOh honey, thank you!â she said, smiling and putting on the bracelet. âItâs a beautiful bracelet and a beautiful gesture.â +
++As she moved her arm around admiring it from various angles, her smile turned into a frown, and then a full-on glare. +
++She rounded on her husband, and yelled, âYou asshole! It saysâDo not resuscitate!" +
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WellâŠ.thatâs a fuing coincidence.** -
++Karen: Doctor, Iâve not been feeling well lately +
++Doctor: Well, Iâve looked at your lab reports and Iâm afraid I have some bad news⊠+
++Karen: Donât give me this lab nonsense, you bureaucratic paper pusher! I donât believe Western medicine anyways! Iâve been following homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches, and healing crystals all my life, and they never let me down. Now, will you do things my way, or do I need to talk to the hospital management? +
++Doctor: Sure, sure, lady. Weâll do things your way. Does an astrology-based approach work for you? +
++Karen: Thatâs better! Of course, it would! +
++Doctor: Whatâs your birth sign? +
++Karen: Cancer. +
++Doctor: Well what a fucking coincidence. +
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A boy went on a date with a girl. -
++He was a little nervous, but he remembered some advice from his father, that three never-fail subjects for small talk are food, family, and philosophy. +
++âSo,â he asks, âdo you like noodles?â +
++âNah.â +
++âAh.â +
++Try again. âDo you have any brothers?â +
++âNope.â +
++"Ah. +
++âWell, if you did have any brothers, would they like noodles?â +
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Whose the idiot? -
++The beginning of the first class in college a professor wanted to stir things up, to make a point he said âIf there are any idiots in this room, will you please stand upâ +
++After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. +
++âNow then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?â, inquired the professor in a snidely voice. +
++âWell, actually I donât,â said the student, â I just hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.â +
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My friends convinced me I was too drunk to drive my car and to take the bus instead⊠-
++âŠTurned out I was too drunk to drive that, too. +
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