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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Most Important Statistic of the Biden Presidency</strong> - One in five hundred Americans has died in the pandemic, and Republicans are actively rooting for the country to fail. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-bidens-washington/the-most-important-statistic-of-the-biden-%20presidency">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How to Talk About Climate Change Across the Political Divide</strong> - Katharine Hayhoe, an atmospheric scientist and evangelical Christian, has written a book that lays out strategies for discussing the climate crisis in a divided country. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/on-religion/how-to-talk-about-climate-change-across-the-political-divide">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>It’s Still the Coronavirus Economy</strong> - A disappointing jobs report shows that mass vaccination hasn’t yet broken the link between the pandemic and our economic fortunes. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/its-still-the-coronavirus-economy">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Peru Processes the Death of Abimael Guzmán</strong> - What do you do with the body of a terrorist? - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/postscript/peru-processes-the-death-of-abimael-guzman">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Cost of California’s Recall Election</strong> - Disaster was averted, not cheaply for taxpayers. What comes next? - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/the-cost-of-californias-recall-election">link</a></p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How to make your job search suck a little less</strong> -
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While you can’t always outsmart an algorithm or a bloated corporate hiring system, there are some ways to make your job search more successful. | Getty Images
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Get your résumé past the robot reading it.
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There are plenty of jobs listings lately — but have you actually tried applying? Despite a record number of open jobs in the United States, many people looking for work are having a hard time getting it.
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To complicate matters, many of the jobs out there aren’t necessarily ones you want. Maybe they don’t pay enough, have poor benefits, or require you to put yourself in a dangerous situation where you could contract Covid-19.
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But even when you do find that job you want, it might seem like your application is getting lost in the ether. The problem is a combination of hiring software that needlessly excludes completely hirable people and a corporate hiring process that, for a variety of reasons, isn’t always good at bringing in the right people for an interview.
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While you can’t always outsmart an algorithm or a bloated corporate hiring system, there are some ways to give yourself an edge. We spoke with a number of job experts about how to navigate our current system in order to make your job search a little less awful:
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<strong>Be early.</strong> “If you aren’t one of the first 20 people to apply on LinkedIn, you’re probably not going to get seen,” J.T. O’Donnell, founder and CEO of Work It Daily, a career coaching platform, said.
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<strong>Scan LinkedIn to see which skills and certifications people in the job you want have. </strong>Make sure you list them if you have them or acquire them if you don’t. Don’t chase your own tail by applying to a job you’re unlikely to get.
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<strong>Don’t leave off skills, even if they seem basic.</strong> Are you proficient at Excel? List it. “Your odds of getting an interview and a job if you have a facility with Microsoft Office goes up hugely,” Fuller said.
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<strong>Don’t leave unexplained gaps.</strong> If you took a year off to write the Great American Novel, say so. Otherwise, it will look like you were doing nothing, and you might be screened out.
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<strong>Make sure your résumé, cover letter, and application match the job description. </strong>To some extent, this means using the same phrases in your application materials as you see in the listing, even if that can feel a little cheap. As Joseph Fuller, a management professor at Harvard Business School and co-author of a <a href="https://www.hbs.edu/managing-the-future-of-work/Documents/research/hiddenworkers09032021.pdf">recent paper</a> on the disconnect between employers and employees put it, “Being robotic is good if you’re talking to a robot.” That does not mean, however, that you should game the system and use terms that don’t actually apply to you, according to O’Donnell. Doing so, she says, can get you blacklisted.
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<strong>Show that you can handle change.</strong> Skills are changing faster than ever. Rather than learning every new technology, you might be better off explaining that in the past you’ve been good at picking up new software. That might include using words like “transformation,” “migration,” or “upgrade,” and really explaining how you handled change at other jobs. “What employers are looking for is agility,” said Tim Brackney, president and COO of the management consulting firm RGP. “If you can demonstrate that in your story, and pull those elements out when you’re in person, you have the best shot. “
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<strong>Get to a human.</strong> Try to outsmart the algorithm, or try to actually get in touch with someone who works at the company. That way, you’ll at least have a shot to tell your story. O’Donnell said, “If you apply online because they say apply, you also have to work your back channels.”
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<strong>Rethink your priorities.</strong> O’Donnell tells her clients to create a list of the requirements they’re looking for in a new job — and often discovers that the list they make is too long. It’s one thing to not want to sell yourself short, it’s another to be so specific that you find absolutely nothing is the right fit. Her advice: Shorten your list to two or three things you really need.
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<strong>Keep the job you have.</strong> It’s easiest to get a job if you’ve got one. You automatically seem appropriate for a similar position, and you avoid gaps in your résumé.
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Not being able to fill roles is a problem for employers, too, and there are a number of things employers can do to make sure they’re getting the talent they need (<a href="https://www.willistowerswatson.com/en-US/News/2021/08/difficulty-hiring-and-keeping-workers-will-
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last-into-2022-willis-towers-watson-survey-finds">nearly three-quarters of employers say they are having difficulty attracting workers</a>). So while we’re at it, some tips for companies looking to hire:
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<strong>Update and fix the criteria your AI is using.</strong> Rather than looking for people who have exactly the skills in the job description, look for those who have attributes similar to your best employees — those who are most productive or who’ve stayed with the company longest. This also means making sure your algorithm isn’t unnecessarily excluding huge swaths of candidates, including parents who’ve stepped out of the workforce to care for kids, people with criminal backgrounds, or those with gaps in their employment. Fuller has some in-depth <a href="https://www.hbs.edu/managing-the-future-of-work/Documents/research/hiddenworkers09032021.pdf">suggestions on what to do in his report</a>.
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<strong>Update job descriptions.</strong> Make sure job listings are up to date and that they focus on the core skills the person absolutely needs. This requires involving the person who’s directly supervising or working with the candidate to weigh in on what’s needed for the job.
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<strong>Relax education or other requirements.</strong> “Hire someone who hits seven out of 10 of your requirements, instead of 10 out of 10,” Indeed director of economic research Nick Bunker said. “Sometimes what they find out is that people can do the job quite well but don’t hit all of their high metrics.”
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<strong>Provide on- the-job training.</strong> Plenty of people <em>could </em>do the job if only they had a little instruction.
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How our Covid-19 backslide taught us there may be no going back to “normal.”
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highlight"><strong>The Highlight</strong></a>, our home for ambitious stories that explain our world.
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For Abby Greetis, Lollapalooza was supposed to be a celebration of the return to normalcy. The 19-year-old was one of more than 380,000 people who let loose at the annual outdoor music festival in late July in Chicago. While the emergence of the delta variant gave her pause, with the city’s endorsement of the four-day event and two Pfizer doses under her skin, “It was like, it’s too late, I have to get my money’s worth,” Greetis says. “I paid for it. I have to have a good time.”
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Greetis and her friends — all members of the class of 2020 whose proms and graduations were canceled by the first wave of the virus — let loose to Megan Thee Stallion, Young the Giant, Post Malone, and Mt. Joy. For a brief moment, their world felt decidedly post-Covid.
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But in the days after the event, Greetis developed an upset stomach. Then she became congested, and an informal study she conducted with a bag of fruit snacks revealed she could neither smell nor taste. City officials reported a relatively <a href="https://apnews.com/article/entertainment-music-health-chicago-coronavirus-
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In the United States, disasters like the Covid-19 pandemic have historically been treated as “a rupture” that “overturns the normal order of things,” says <a href="https://liberalarts.tulane.edu/departments/history/people/andy-horowitz">Andy Horowitz</a>, associate professor of history at Tulane University and the author of <a href="https://www.hup.harvard.edu/catalog.php?isbn=9780674971714"><em>Katrina: A History, 1915–2015</em></a>. “The goal, then, is to return things to the way they were before. We just want to get back to normal.”
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It’s perhaps why so many Americans were determined to view summer 2021 as the end of the pandemic, despite every indication that SARS-CoV-2 would be a fixture in our lives for years to come. News outlets were <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/post-vaccination-summer-partying-dating-
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sex/2021/05/17/a04ca36e-b43c-11eb-9059-d8176b9e3798_story.html">forecasting a “shot girl” or “hot vax” summer</a>, a <a href="https://apnews.com/article/ok-state-wire-migration-immigration-coronavirus-pandemic-
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There was reason to hope: By spring, millions of Americans had been vaccinated and infection rates had finally lulled. In May, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention <a href="https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-01394-0">announced</a> that fully vaccinated people no longer needed to wear masks indoors. Nightclubs and music venues were <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/17/arts/radio-city-music-
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hall-maskless-vaccinated-full-houses.html">reopening</a> by June; Broadway <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/05/theater/broadway-reopening-new-york.html">shared</a> its plans to follow suit by fall. Heading into the Fourth of July weekend, President Joe Biden <a href="https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-
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room/speeches-remarks/2021/08/06/remarks-by-president-biden-on-the-july-jobs-report/">declared</a> “independence from the virus.” Those who weren’t ready to reemerge were diagnosed by the Wall Street Journal as <a href="https://www.wsj.com/articles/fully-vaccinated-but-anxious-about-a-return-to-normal-life-you-may-have-cave-
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syndrome-11626870612">suffering from “cave syndrome.”</a>
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Yet, in many communities, hospital intensive care units once again began overflowing. Instead of a ratings bonanza or US gold-medal sweep, the Tokyo Olympics were marked by eerily fan-free venues and high-profile athlete dropouts, including Simone Biles — who, like tennis player Naomi Osaka when she pulled out of the French Open in July— <a href="https://www.vox.com/22596341/simone-
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biles-withdrawal-osaka-olympics-mental-health">cited her mental health</a>. Masks were once again recommended for everyone, including the vaccinated, to wear when indoors. By August, everything from concerts to office reopenings were <a href="https://slate.com/technology/2021/08/no-fun-fall-concert-event-cancellations.html">again postponed</a>, a disruption exemplified in the <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/17/style/delta-variant-meme-fall-
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plans.html">tragicomic “fall plans” </a>meme. Everyone was, once again, their <a href="https://twitter.com/heroinebook/status/1428201630655205376?s=20">own public health officer</a>, alone in navigating the risks.
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There was little hope to be found abroad, as the rest of the world also struggled with the pandemic, climate change, and political unrest — often all at once. In India, where the delta variant emerged, roughly half the population is estimated to have contracted Covid-19, and as many as <a href="https://www.vox.com/coronavirus-covid19/22628806/india-covid-19-cases-deaths-delta-variant">3 to 5 million</a> are thought to have died as of mid-July. That same month, the decision by Israel and other wealthy nations to move forward with booster shots brought outrage, as only <a href="https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-02109-1">2 percent</a> of people on the African continent had received their first initial doses. Meanwhile, raging August wildfires in Greece forced the <a href="https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/article/greeces-fires-cause-choking-smoke-threaten-
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<q>After 18 months of insistent optimism, many are stuck in the déjà vu of despair.</q>
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The intense grief, frustration, and despair that resulted were predictable responses of the human brain to this kind of adversity, says neuroscientist <a href="https://eagleman.com/">David Eagleman</a>, author of <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Brain-Story-You-David-
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Eagleman/dp/0525433449"><em>The Brain: The Story of You</em></a>. “We are creatures who always live in the future,” he says. For people who felt ready to be back out in the world, this stage of the pandemic is emotional because “we were thinking ahead, and the reality is worse than we predicted,” Eagleman added. A season of anticipation quickly gave way to the “<a href="https://www.vox.com/22618599/delta-variant-pandemic-summer-covid">delta doldrums</a>.” After 18 months of insistent optimism, many are stuck in the déjà vu of despair.
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Endings are complicated. The conclusion of World War I, for example, is dated to November 11, 1918 (referred to as <a href="https://www.history.com/news/world-war-i-armistice-germany-allies">Armistice Day</a>). But with the benefit of hindsight, the entire conflict can be seen as a prelude to World War II. And while the Japanese signed those terms of surrender to the United States on September 2, 1945, the US decision to drop atomic weapons on Japan in the month prior <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/guides/z8qnsbk/revision/2#:~:text=In%20August%201945%20the%20USA,over%20Eastern%20Europe%20and%20Germany.">marks the unofficial start of the Cold War</a>. Significant events tend to bleed into each other.
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Infectious diseases are no different. The Black Death ended around 1353, <a href="https://www.history.com/news/black-death-timeline">two years after the voracious first wave</a>, which killed an estimated 25 million people, finally began to recede (and by which time many of the European survivors had acquired some immunity). But the Black Death — also known as the bubonic plague — continued to appear in communities around the globe thereafter and <a href="https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3795114/">still kills today</a>. Similarly, the 1918 flu pandemic (colloquially called the “Spanish flu”), may be the closest analog to the current pandemic, came in three mutating waves between 1918 and 1919 but still circulates as a common strain of <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/flu/about/qa/1918flupandemic.htm">seasonal flu</a>.
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For some people, the Covid-19 pandemic has already been <a href="https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/2020/3/24/21191184/coronavirus-masks-
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fraud">acknowledged its existence</a>. But for the majority who took some or many precautions to protect themselves and their loved ones from the coronavirus, setbacks like the ones we’ve seen this summer fly in the face of the American, and particularly the white American, narrative that “we are on the long road to progress,” says Horowitz, the Tulane historian. “Being confronted with challenges that people hoped and believed would be resolved [by now] can be deeply unsettling.”
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<q>Setbacks like the ones we’ve seen this summer fly in the face of the American narrative that “we are on the long road to progress.”</q>
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In the face of ongoing disaster, public health officials and politicians have struggled to articulate a vision for a world where Covid-19 is an <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2020/2/7/21128218/coronavirus-epidemic-
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endemic-risk-fear-cure-treatment">endemic disease</a> — meaning it circulates in the community regularly — but not the source of continual crisis. That makes moving forward difficult, says <a href="https://grady.uga.edu/faculty/glen-
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nowak/">Glen Nowak</a>, a former media relations director at the CDC and now the co-director of the University of Georgia’s Center for Health and Risk Communication. “Typically, when you start talking about [recovery], you’re doing that because many people are tired of the circumstance — they’re tired of the pandemic,” he says. But recovery also requires a clear goal and enough social cohesion to pursue it. Without a shared plan, false starts and dashed desires are all but guaranteed.
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The trouble is, recovery entails countless and even competing variables. “Different groups of people are going to understand and define recovery differently because it’s a political question,” Horowitz says. Everyone has their preferred metric: The vaccination rate. The number of people infected — or the number of people <a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2020/01/how-fast-and-far-will-new-coronavirus-
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spread/605632/">who <em>could</em> become infected</a>. The number of people hospitalized. The S&P 500 or the Dow Jones. The employment rate. The reopening of international travel. <a href="https://www.theverge.com/22445906/social-
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“We were just seeing a glimmer of hope of getting out,” says Rashann Lloyd Fontenot, a former real estate agent in Houston. Fontenot, 58, has primary immunodeficiency, a condition that makes her uniquely susceptible to severe infection. But when the CDC ended its mask advisory in May, “We knew we were in trouble,” she added. Fontenot and other members of her community anticipated the decision would only encourage new variants to spread. Now they face many more months, if not years, of dining at home, wearing masks around friends and family, declining social invitations, and going grocery shopping late at night or early in the morning to avoid crowds.
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Others felt the shimmering possibilities of a post-Covid year become extinguished, too. Cat Warren, 65, of Durham, North Carolina, says the last few years she has to travel the world with her husband will look different than she originally envisioned. The European Council has <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/article/eu-us-
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travel-restrictions.html">removed</a> the United States from its safe list of countries and encouraged its members to reinstate restrictions on nonessential travel. Domestically, the risk posed by unvaccinated Americans is too high for many vulnerable populations to return to business as usual.
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“I’m very conscious that I’m in the last chunk of my life,” says Warren, who retired in July. “We did a little dreaming of what we could do, and while I think that’s not entirely off the table, the pleasure has been a little bit drained from [travel]. It’s more like work.”
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Even Greetis, who is back on campus at the University of Illinois for her sophomore year, says the fallout from Lollapalooza is sticking with her. “It’s very frustrating to know I’ve avoided it all pandemic and I’ve done things I’ve been told are okay, and I still got it,” Greetis says. In the process, the pandemic became more “personal,” she added. “Now when people aren’t following the guidance, I feel a little more offended.”
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In the absence of solidarity, people have turned to self-help narratives, which have often stressed the innate resilience of humankind. “Post-traumatic growth,” a positive psychological change (a new sense of possibility, improved relationships) in the aftermath of an extremely stressful event, has come to define the moment.
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But the limits of this line of thinking are increasingly obvious: While “post-traumatic growth is real,” says <a href="https://www.wheaton.edu/academics/faculty/jamie-d-aten/">Jamie Aten</a>, founder and executive director of the Humanitarian Disaster Institute at Wheaton College, “it doesn’t always present the way we hope it does.” For example, Aten and his colleagues, as well as other researchers, previously found that some survivors of hurricanes Harvey and Irma <a href="https://www.researchgate.net/publication/338109384_Perceived_and_Actual_Posttraumatic_Growth_in_Religiousness_and_Spirituality_Following_Disasters">overestimated</a> their own post-traumatic growth. For others, the “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” narrative never came true. That may also be the case for people struggling with the fallout of the pandemic.
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Looking for a silver lining may also push people to ignore the gathering storm clouds. In 2019, <a href="https://www.census.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2020/income-poverty.html">34 million people</a> in America were living in poverty, roughly <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2019/national/police-shootings-2019/">1,000 people</a> were killed in police shootings, and climate change continued to accelerate as the Trump administration <a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2019/12/24/5-major-trump-climate-rollbacks-you-might-have-missed-in-2019.html">rolled back environmental protections</a>. While the virus wrought devastation, the response to it — including federal assistance programs that <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/28/us/politics/covid-poverty-aid-programs.html">cut poverty in the United States nearly in half</a> in 2020 and eviction moratoriums that kept millions in their homes — showed some success. But those advances are now in jeopardy as politicians try to move on from the pandemic before it’s done with us.
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“To return to normal is to set up the dominoes again,” Horowitz says, “and then to act surprised when they fall.”
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For many Americans, the most intense period<strong> </strong>of isolation is over, but it hasn’t been replaced, as people once hoped, with reckless abandon. Instead, dining out in New York City now <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/03/nyregion/nyc-vaccine-
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mandate.html">requires</a> proof of at least one Covid-19 vaccine dose; in other parts of the country, many businesses still ask for masks upon entry. Even once-basic gestures, such as hugs and handshakes, still <a href="https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/what-to-know-about-hugs-handshakes-when-it-comes-to-covid-safety/">feel up in the air</a>, while dating — and all the close contact that comes with it — seems <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/07/well/covid-dating-advice.html">irrevocably changed</a>. After coming down with a non-Covid cold this summer, “Now I’m afraid to go to bars a little bit,” one 30-year-old real estate agent <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/14/style/delta-variant-vaccine-covid-summer.html">told the New York Times</a>. Like the virus, people are adapting, but some things will never be the same.
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This stage of the pandemic can feel “normal,” but in all the wrong ways. Vaccinated people can operate on autopilot, masking up when they leave the house and washing their hands when they get home. “Now, instead of a million questions, we know what we need to do,” Eagleman, the neuroscientist, says. But humans thrive on novelty, and as the late-pandemic grind settles in, “It’s important to not let familiarity drown you,” he added. Mixing things up — and getting safely out of your comfort zone — will be important to maintaining sanity in an otherwise frustrating fall, he says.
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In the process, the Humanitarian Disaster Institute’s Aten says many people will be forced to learn a lesson they might otherwise have hoped to avoid: the difference between surviving — simply staying alive through a crisis like the pandemic — and survivorship, the ability to carry on once the most acute danger has passed. As Aten knows from <a href="https://religionnews.com/2019/01/04/jamie-aten-doesnt-just-study-
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disaster-hes-lived-it/">firsthand experience</a> as a survivor of Hurricane Katrina and stage 4 colon cancer, survivorship “comes with a whole new set of struggles and challenges,” including grief, guilt, feelings of abandonment, and more. But it’s better than the alternative — to not have made it through the pandemic at all.
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If you’re still waiting for a gong to ring or someone to declare the “all-clear,” you’ll be disappointed. In the months and years to come, widespread immunity from vaccination or exposure will help to limit Covid-19’s impact, but the path forward will never be straight as an arrow. “The truth is,” Horowitz says, “things often get better and worse at the same time.”
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<em>Eleanor Cummins is a science writer and frequent contributor to The Highlight. Most recently, she’s written about the </em><a href="https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/22170168/trump-twitter-social-media-
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Patrick Healy says he did everything right in his job search. After being laid off as a designer early on in the pandemic, Healy, 36, tried his hand at a couple of entrepreneurial ventures before looking for a new full-time position at the start of 2021. He estimates he applied for hundreds of positions, relying on nearly a dozen jobs boards, researching potential employers, and writing personalized cover letters to accompany his résumé.
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“You get no feedback. I was still trying to experiment with what I was doing, but I just had no idea what was happening, why I wasn’t moving forward,” Healy said. “That was both stressful financially and heartbreaking psychologically.”
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It took nearly six months for Healy, who has a decade of experience in industrial design, to find a new job. Meanwhile, headlines touted a <a href="https://apnews.com/article/health-coronavirus-pandemic-
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business-38685e73f4d7d7e51952263586896680">record number of job openings</a>, and many employers said they were doing <a href="https://apnews.com/article/health-coronavirus-pandemic-business-5eb1432c117e217fea65bfaa138002e9">everything in their power</a> to entice potential employees.
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For some of the jobs available, people don’t have the right skills, or at least the skills employers say they’re looking for. Other jobs are undesirable — they offer bad pay or an unpredictable schedule, or just don’t feel worth it to unemployed workers, <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2021/05/07/jobs-report-labor-shortage-
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The result is a disconnected environment that doesn’t add up, though it feels like it should. The Bureau of Labor Statistics <a href="https://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.nr0.htm">says</a> there are 8.4 million potential workers who are unemployed, but it also says there are a record <a href="https://www.bls.gov/news.release/jolts.nr0.htm">10.9 million jobs open</a>. The rate at which unemployed people are getting jobs is lower than it was pre-pandemic, and it’s taking longer to hire people. Meanwhile, job seekers say <a href="https://www.flexjobs.com/blog/post/not-hearing-from-
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<br/>There’s no single party to blame here. Corporate hiring practices can be convoluted and too reliant on machines, and many applicants aren’t being realistic or strategic enough in their work search efforts. For employers, job seekers, and the American economy in general, it’s worth figuring out what’s going on and addressing it. Because although these trends have been exacerbated by the pandemic, many of them pre-date it, and they’re not going away.
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The difficult, undesirable job market
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Essentially anywhere you go in the United States right now, you’re going to encounter “help wanted” signs. But just because a bar or restaurant or gas station wants a worker doesn’t mean a worker wants to work for them. The millions of jobs available aren’t necessarily millions of jobs people want.
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“A lot of what people are seeing are low-paying jobs with unpredictable or not-worker-friendly scheduling practices, that don’t come with benefits, don’t come with long-term stability,” Shelly Steward, director of the Future of Work Initiative at the Aspen Institute, told Recode. “And those are not the types of jobs that any worker is eager to take on.”
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A <a href="https://www.flexjobs.com/blog/post/job-seekers-frustrated-by-lack-of-opportunities/">survey of workers</a> actively searching for a job on FlexJobs, a jobs website that focuses on remote and flexible work, found that about half of job seekers said they were not finding the right jobs to apply for. Some 46 percent of respondents said they were only finding jobs that are low-paying, while 41 percent said there weren’t enough openings in their preferred profession.
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Arlethia Washington, who worked as a legal secretary in New York for 40 years, took an exit package from her job early in the pandemic and, given her experience, assumed she’d be able to easily find a new position after things reopened. Instead, she found herself in a maze: It was hard to tell if recruiters who reached out about jobs were serious. For a lot of positions, she just didn’t hear back, or somewhere in the process, she’d be screened out.
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Washington, 68, chalks it up to a combination of age discrimination and not having a college degree, which many positions were requiring even when it didn’t seem necessary. When she did get replies, jobs would offer her much less than what she was paid before, sometimes even less than what was advertised. Or, they would offer to pay her requested hourly rate — but only for part-time work. “It was a grand opportunity to push the secretarial opportunities and incomes back,” she said.
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Tim Brackney, president and COO of management consulting firm RGP, refers to the current situation as the “great mismatch.” That mismatch refers to a number of things, including desires, experience, and skills. And part of the reason is that the skills necessary for a given job are changing faster than ever, as companies more frequently adopt new software.
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“Twenty years ago, if I had 10 years experience as a warehouse manager, the likelihood that my skills would be pretty relevant and it wouldn’t take me that long to get up to speed was pretty good,” Joseph Fuller, a management professor at Harvard Business School and co-author of a <a href="https://www.hbs.edu/managing-the-future-of-work/Documents/research/hiddenworkers09032021.pdf">recent paper</a> on the disconnect between employers and employees, said. “The shelf life of people’s skills for a lot of decent-paying jobs has been shortening.”
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That’s especially the case if someone gets laid off or is otherwise out of the workforce for any period of time — say, during a global pandemic. The pricing tool or order entry software necessary for logistics workers to perform their jobs, for example, will likely be different one year to the next.
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The pandemic has also made the specter of in-person work less attractive — if not dangerous — so many people are now looking for <a href="https://www.glassdoor.com/research/remote-job-search-aug-2021/">jobs where they can work from home</a>. The vast majority of workers, regardless of industry, <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/22387529/working-from-home-return-to-office-remote-work">say they want to work from home</a> at least some of the time. While the number of remote jobs has certainly risen, they still only represent 16 percent of job listings on LinkedIn, though they receive two and a half times as many applications as non-remote work.
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The problem, however, may not only be on the hiring side. <a href="https://www.vox.com/22621892/jobs-work-pandemic-covid-great-resignation-2021">The pandemic has made people rethink their lives and their work</a>, and some individual job seekers may be applying for jobs they want but aren’t suitable for. About half of the FlexJobs respondents searched for jobs outside their current field.
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“A lot of reasons that job searches fail is people want to go from unemployment to the next job they would have had if they kept their old job,” Fuller said. “You know, ‘I’m going to not only get a new position, but I’m going to get promoted to boot.’”
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As much as employers say they’re looking hard for employees, they’re often not looking in the right places or in the right ways. HR departments are leaning too heavily on technology to weed out candidates, or they’re just not being creative enough in terms of how they consider applications and what types of people could be the right fit.
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Hiring software and the proliferation of platforms like Indeed, LinkedIn, and ZipRecruiter have made it super easy for employers to list countless positions and jobseekers to send in countless résumés. The problem is, they’ve also made it super easy for those résumés to never be seen. Artificial intelligence-powered software scans résumés for certain keywords and criteria. If it can’t find them, the software <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/2019/12/12/20993665/artificial-intelligence-ai-job-screen">just filters those people out</a>.
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“We think that we made it easier 20-something years ago when Monster started posting jobs. It makes it easier for the employer, it doesn’t make it easier for the job seeker,” said J.T. O’Donnell, the founder and CEO of career coaching platform Work It Daily, who runs a popular <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@j.t.odonnell?lang=en">TikTok account</a> with work advice. “You’re not getting rejected, you’re just never getting past the technology.”
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resumes-11630728008">the Wall Street Journal</a> recently noted, it will look for registered nurses who also know computer programming when really they just need data entry.
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“Applicants think they’re talking to another human being when they write a description of their experiences,” Fuller said. “If they start explaining something at length or describe it the way they imagined it that doesn’t fit with what the system is trawling for, you have a possibility for a disconnect, literally because of word choice.”
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Making things worse, companies have the tendency to add to job descriptions rather than subtract from them, meaning job requirements have ballooned beyond people’s ability to actually meet them.
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make-think/">Glassdoor</a>, the average number of applications for a job at a publicly traded company is about 250; the average number of people interviewed is five.
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There’s a lack of imagination on the employer side. They assume that what people are doing is what they are qualified for, even if that current job is unsuitable for them. Say a person is working part time as a shift manager but wants to be a full-time sales manager — doing the first job might harm their chances of getting that other job.
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“What they’re doing is building a résumé that says to the next hirer, ‘This person is a shift manager, that’s what they do. We’re looking for a sales manager, why would we hire them?’” Fuller said.
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This system is also not good at understanding what a person might have the potential to do. Fuller gave the example of a former Army Corps of Engineers employee applying for a job as a cable technician, which increasingly requires workers to not only hook up people’s cable but also to upsell them on cable packages. While the engineer would be perfectly capable of doing the technical part of the job, if she didn’t have sales experience, she might be overlooked, even if she’d actually make a good saleswoman as well.
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Part of the issue is a lack in the amount of on-the-job training that employers offer. Steward blames declines in unions that would fight for such perks and an ongoing <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/22651953/americans-gig-independent-workers-benefits-vacation-health-care-
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inequality">shift of risks and responsibilities</a> — including career development — from employers to employees.
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“People are expected to come onto the job and have the experience, have the skills, have everything, and few people do,” Steward, from the Aspen Institute, said.
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The endless quest to make hiring efficient has rendered it inefficient. Candidates who are great fits for 90 percent of the job are screened out because they’re not perfect for the other 10 percent. Recruiters are so inundated with résumés flowing in online that they only look at the first few, hiring the people they can get the fastest instead of the people who are the best fit.
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Meanwhile, for candidates, the entire process is a black box. Healy, the designer, ended up getting two job offers in less than a week after not hearing anything for months. He still has no idea why.
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As for Washington, the legal secretary, she says she finally “released herself” from her job search on LinkedIn after months of trying. She decided to switch gears and pursue a different line of work. In the spring of this year, she moved to Florida, where her son lives, and after tweaking her résumé got a job working in customer service for a pharmacy. The pay is much less than what she’s used to — around $17.50 an hour — but she’s able to work from home, and her cost of living is lower now, too.
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Ruturaj played a remarkable innings, says CSK coach Stephen Fleming</strong> - Gaikwad hit a match-winning unbeaten 88 as CSK posted 156 for 6 after being reduced to 24 for four inside the powerplay</p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Command line wizardry, part two: Variables and loops in Bash</strong> - Learn to process thousands of items reliably and repeatably in this installment. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1793704">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Fire weather is getting worse in the American West</strong> - Climate change is driving more days that are hot, dry, and windy - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1796359">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>A new app helps Iranians hide messages in plain sight</strong> - Nahoft uses encryption to turn chats into a random jumble of words. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1796375">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Google is getting caught in the antitrust net</strong> - One case in Turkey cuts to the heart of the search giant’s power. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1796339">link</a></p></li>
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Crawls into a bar.
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Dances into a bar.
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Flies into a bar.
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a beer.
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2 beers.
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0 beers.
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99999999 beers.
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a lizard in a beer glass.
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-1 beer.
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“qwertyuiop” beers.
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A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.
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‘Why?’ he asks. ‘What’s the matter?’
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‘Well,’ she replies, ‘it’s just not long enough to reach me!’
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‘No problem,’ he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.
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‘Well,’ she says, ‘that’s quite impressive, but it is still narrow.’
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‘No problem,’ he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.
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‘Wow!’ she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.
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The next day the couples re-join their other partners and go their separate ways.
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As they walked along, John asks, ‘Well, was it any good?’
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‘I hate to say it,’ says Maureen, ‘but it was wonderful. How about you?’
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‘It was horrible,’ he replies. ‘All I got was a headache …. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.’
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One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?”
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The 94 year old yells back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.” He starts up the stairs and pauses, then he yells, “Was I going up the stairs or coming down?”
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The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee listening to his brothers. He shakes his head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful.” He knocks on wood for good luck. He then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”
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Ever tried jerking off, watching porn and keeping an eye on the door for intruders at the same time?
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Edit: Thank you for taking my award virginity!
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/gaussmini"> /u/gaussmini </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/prr6j6/us_men_can_be_great_at_multitasking_too/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/prr6j6/us_men_can_be_great_at_multitasking_too/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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