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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Legacy of RuPaul’s “Drag Race”</strong> - The drag star brought the form mainstream, and made an empire out of queer expression. Now he fears “the absolute worst.” - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/11/rupaul-doesnt-see-how-thats-any-of-your-business">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Israeli Settlers Attacking Their Palestinian Neighbors</strong> - With the world’s focus on Gaza, settlers have used wartime chaos as cover for violence and dispossession. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/04/israel-west-bank-settlers-attacks-palestinians">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>What a Major Solar Storm Could Do to Our Planet</strong> - Disturbances on the sun may have the potential to devastate our power grid and communication systems. When the next big storm arrives, will we be prepared for it? - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/04/what-a-major-solar-storm-could-do-to-our-planet">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>A Professor Claimed to Be Native American. Did She Know She Wasn’t?</strong> - Elizabeth Hoover, who has taught at Brown and Berkeley, insists that she made an honest mistake. Her critics say she has been lying for more than a decade. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/04/a-professor-claimed-to-be-native-american-did-she-know-she-wasnt">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Inside North Korea’s Forced-Labor Program in China</strong> - Workers sent from the country to Chinese factories describe enduring beatings and sexual abuse, having their wages taken by the state, and being told that if they try to escape they will be “killed without a trace.” - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/04/inside-north-koreas-forced-labor-program-in-china">link</a></p></li>
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<li><strong>How to master the art of small talk</strong> -
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A guide to having actually interesting conversations with strangers.
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Andy Lowe was not naturally blessed with the gift of gab. But even he, a self-described shy, introverted person, understands its functions. Lowe works at a technology public relations firm where chitchat with clients and journalists is just another part of the job. As a previous user of dating apps (Lowe is happily partnered now), he realized banter reigned supreme. He also plays bass in bands in Seattle; meeting other collaborators involves some amount of introductory small talk.
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So he decided to get better. To improve his small talk, Lowe says he paid closer attention to his conversation partners to discover “what makes them tick, what drives them,” he explains. He’ll ask what books people are reading or <a href="https://www.vox.com/movies">movies</a> or <a href="https://www.vox.com/tv">television</a> they enjoy. “Then just making sure that when you go into those situations,” Lowe says, “you are more interested in the person that you’re talking to than talking about yourself.”
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<a href="https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/23191522/small-talk-friendship-how-to">Small talk gets a bad rap</a> for being too surface-level, too rote, a throwaway filler conversation. But casual chat can be the on-ramp to deeper connection. After all, most of us wouldn’t introduce ourselves to a stranger with a question about their biggest fears. Small talk is an opportunity to build trust and to learn about others, and to become a more curious person, says <a href="https://www.georgienightingall.co.uk/">Georgie Nightingall</a>, a conversation specialist and human connectivity researcher. “Being genuinely curious, that always helps,” she says. “You can actually realize that you do want to know more rather than having that sense of like, I’m just asking for the sake of asking.”
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Even if you find your small talk game lacking, with some practice you can improve. To ensure you’re leading with curiosity, experts and small talk enthusiasts offer their best advice to strike up a conversation with strangers and familiar faces alike, without relying on stereotypical openers.
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View small talk as an opportunity, not an annoyance
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Many people bemoan small talk because they “get stuck” in it, Nightingall says, without moving on to deeper conversation. “One of the key elements of small talk,” she says, “is having the mindset that actually this is not where we’re going to end up.” Consider all the relationships that began as banter or the <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/06/smarter-living/why-you-need-a-network-of-low-stakes-casual-friendships.html">job opportunities that came from acquaintances</a>. There is potential for small talk to bloom into something bigger.
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However, you should avoid viewing chitchat as solely transactional. <a href="https://www.vox.com/even-better/23670005/small-acts-kindness-matter-liking-gap">Research shows</a> people enjoy and appreciate talking with strangers or acquaintances, and these brief interactions contribute to well-being. While these conversations have the potential to be awkward, <a href="https://gilliansandstrom.com/">Gillian Sandstrom</a>, a senior lecturer in the psychology of kindness at the University of Sussex, has <a href="https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0022103122000750?via%3Dihub">found in research</a> that most introductory small talk with strangers does in fact go well. As people engage in these chats with greater frequency, the more confident they are in their abilities to talk to strangers, according to the study. “That’s enough to allow you to be in the moment more instead of in panic mode,” Sandstrom says.
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What to talk about instead of your job
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Popular scripts dominate small talk: comments about traffic and the weather, the questions “So, what do you do?” and “How are you?” Often, people give unengaging or throwaway answers that don’t give the other person much to respond to. Instead, lead with inquiries related to your interests, says <a href="https://www.smileyposwolsky.com/">Adam Smiley Poswolsky,</a> a workplace belonging expert and author of <a href="https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/adam-smiley-poswolsky/friendship-in-the-age-of-loneliness/9780762472260/?lens=running-press"><em>Friendship in the Age of Loneliness: An Optimist’s Guide to Connection</em></a>. Consider asking a barista at your neighborhood cafe about their favorite beverage or if a friend of a friend at a party has also watched the newest season of <em>Love Is Blind</em>. If you want to feel a little more prepared, Poswolsky suggests having a list of five or so questions at the ready that are topical and feel authentic to you — just be sure to refresh your list every few weeks. Maybe your talking points include asking if someone has an upcoming vacation or if they tried any new restaurants recently.
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Or instead of questioning your conversation partner, try a statement or observation. Something as simple as “This line is taking forever,” or “[Mutual friend’s name] makes the best cheese boards,” or “You have the cutest dog I have ever seen” can be an effective entrée to small talk. <a href="https://myscp.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/jcpy.1387">Research has found</a> that making an observation about a product or item another person has chosen to display — like a band T-shirt or a colorful hat — is a better conversation starter than discussing the weather. Initiating a chat with someone wearing a shirt from your alma mater is easier than attempting to find common ground with nothing to go on. “Those conversations tend to go better,” says the study’s lead author, <a href="https://www.albany.edu/business/faculty/hillary-wiener">Hillary Wiener</a>, an assistant professor of marketing at the University at Albany, “because it’s on something that both people involved might actually care about.” The products that were most successful at launching a conversation “suggested a point of commonality between the asker and the person wearing, using a product,” she says. For example, try approaching someone in a Taylor Swift shirt if you too love Taylor Swift or sharing a hiking story with someone who is drinking out of a water bottle from Yosemite National Park.
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However, don’t feel like you must write off meteorological small talk. Discussing the weather is ample conversation fodder for my colleague <a href="https://www.vox.com/authors/miles-bryan">Miles Bryan</a>, a senior producer and reporter (and the self-appointed Philly Bureau Chief) for <a href="https://www.vox.com/pages/today-explained"><em>Today, Explained</em></a>. “It’s such a shared experience between everybody I’m talking to,” he says. “It’s a way to connect with somebody else without a lot of pressure on the conversation.” Luxuriating in small talk is thoughtful, Bryan says: “Small talk is empathetic.”
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To be better at small talk, actually listen
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Making the most of small talk — and elevating the conversation to large talk — involves active listening. If someone mentions the city they grew up in, you can use that detail for follow-up questions. What did they like the most about that city? What did they dislike? Why did they move? You can even offer a personal anecdote, Nightingall says, maybe mentioning a trip you may have taken there. “Whenever someone shares anything with you, they’re sharing a tiny dot in a web of hugeness,” Nightingall says. “Our job is to find out what makes this person different, interesting. What makes their life unique?”
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The more curious you are about another person’s experiences or perspectives, the more likely the other party will be interested in continuing the conversation, Poswolsky says. The other person, in turn, will readily offer more information, furthering the discussion.
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Just don’t make it weird
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With any interaction, there is a risk of coming on too strong or rubbing your conversation partner the wrong way. For small talk with strangers, especially, a well-meaning question may not be taken as intended or they may suspect you of trying to flirt with them. Small talk is warm and introductory, with no ulterior motives. It can surely blossom into a more flirtatious exchange but you should lead with curiosity and friendliness. “You can’t realistically be sitting next to someone on the plane and say, ‘Hi, what’s your favorite superpower,’” Wiener says. “That doesn’t work on a human interaction level.” Starting with an observation about how packed the flight is or asking whether the person is traveling for work might be more of a context-appropriate introduction.
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Wiener also suggests avoiding making small talk about someone’s physical appearance or religious wear. Never make assumptions about or comment on someone’s background, income level, sexuality, political stance, or other personal identifier.
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Try not to sound accusatory either, Sandstrom says. One of her go-to opening lines is “What are you doing?” “I saw someone who was leaning over a bush and lifting up a leaf,” she says “and I’m like, ‘What’s going on here?’ They taught me some stuff about bugs.” But do your best to keep the mood playful — you’re asking out of curiosity, not suspicion.
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Every once in a while, someone might bristle at your attempts at small talk or appear confused as to why you’re talking to them, and that’s okay. Sandstrom finds explicitly stating “I’m just being friendly” helps ease some of the awkwardness.
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What to do if you get stuck
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Every conversation, including small talk, inevitably encounters roadblocks. Whether you find yourself giving one-word answers or the discussion veers toward potentially contentious territory, there are ways of deftly navigating. For chats that are veering on boring, feel free to direct the conversation to another topic or ask a random question. (Conversations aren’t linear anyway, Nightingall notes.)
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If you find the discussion isn’t going anywhere after a few exchanges, don’t force it, Poswolsky says. Either politely excuse yourself (“I’ve got to run to the bathroom” is a great exit) if you’re at a social gathering or simply drop the chitchat if you’re mingling with a stranger on public transit. For talks that become prejudiced or offensive, Sandstrom suggests saying “This conversation is making me uncomfortable.” Just remember, both people need buy-in for small talk to be productive.
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“If zero people are excited, it’s over,” Poswolsky says. “If one person is excited, you can see where you’re heading. What you’re looking for, and this is rare, is when two people are [having] a back-and-forth. There’s active listening happening on both parties. There are decent questions happening.”
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Small talk is what you make it. It can be a delightful way to spend a few minutes with a stranger while in line at the grocery store, it can be your superpower at a party, or it can lead to your next career move. Or, if you’re like Bryan, it can simply be uplifting banter about precipitation.
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“If it looks like rain, and you’ve got more to say about it, and you’re interested in what your partner has to say, just stay with it,” he says. “The big stuff will come. But you don’t need to rush it. It’s okay to stay small.”
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Isolation policies haven’t stopped Covid’s worst outcomes. Other, better policies might.
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Today, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2024/p0301-respiratory-virus.html">changed</a> its <a href="https://www.vox.com/coronavirus-covid19">Covid-19</a> guidance in a big way: People infected with the virus, or with other respiratory viruses, no longer need to isolate for five days before going back to work or school, the agency said.
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Instead, the agency advises that<strong> </strong>people can leave home if they’ve been fever-free for at least 24 hours (without fever-reducing medicine like ibuprofen or acetaminophen) and have improving symptoms.
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The <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/respiratory-viruses/guidance/respiratory-virus-guidance.html">new guidance</a> does encourage people to take extra steps to prevent spreading their infections to others once they’ve resumed their usual activities, like <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/respiratory-viruses/prevention/immunizations.html">getting immunized</a> against preventable infections (which include Covid-19, flu, and RSV), <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/respiratory-viruses/prevention/hygiene.html">washing hands frequently, coughing and sneezing into elbows</a>, and using <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/respiratory-viruses/prevention/air-quality.html">air-filtering and ventilation strategies</a> — all of which are considered core strategies under the new recommendations. Meanwhile, <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/respiratory-viruses/prevention/masks.html">masking</a>, <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/respiratory-viruses/prevention/physical-distancing.html">keeping a distance from others</a>, and <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/respiratory-viruses/prevention/testing.html">testing</a> are in a lower-urgency “additional recommendations” category.
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“It’s a reasonable move,” said <a href="https://www.southnassau.org/sn/find-a-doctor/glatt-aaron-e-md-macp-fidsa-fshea-chair-department-26">Aaron Glatt</a>, an <a href="https://www.vox.com/infectious-disease">infectious disease</a> doctor and hospital epidemiologist at Mount Sinai South Nassau Hospital on Long Island. “When you’re doing <a href="https://www.vox.com/public-health">public health</a>, you have to look at what is going to be listened to, and what is doable.”
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Guidelines that adhere to the highest standards of infection control might please purists in public health who don’t have to make <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy">policies</a> for the real world. However, guidelines that seem to acknowledge that workers often don’t have paid sick leave and emergency <a href="https://www.vox.com/child-care">child care</a>, and that social interactions are important to folks, are more likely not only to be followed but to engender trust in public health authorities.
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That means the people who are at higher risk of getting severely ill or dying if they get infected — people who are older and sicker at baseline — are subject to different, more conservative guidelines. Which makes sense, said Glatt: “It’s not the same approach in a 4-year-old kid as it is in a nursing home. It shouldn’t be.”
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Covid-19 hospitalization rates among adults 65 and over are at least <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/covidnetdashboard/de/powerbi/dashboard.html">four times</a> what they are in other age groups, and rates are particularly high among adults <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/surveillance/resp-net/dashboard.html">75 and over</a>, according to the CDC. In a <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/72/wr/mm7240a3.htm">study</a> published in October, the agency reported that those 65 and older constituted nearly 90 percent of Covid-19 deaths in hospitals.
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The older adults getting hospitalized and dying with Covid-19 now are not the otherwise well people with active work and social lives who were getting severely ill earlier in the pandemic, said <a href="https://www.tuftsmedicine.org/doctor/shira-doron">Shira Doron</a>, an infectious disease doctor and hospital epidemiologist at Tufts Medicine in Boston. They’re people with severe underlying illness and compromised immune systems — and for many, it’s not even clear Covid-19 is what’s causing their decline. “I’m really struck by how totally different the Covid inpatient population — even the Covid death population that I’m seeing — is from 2020, or even 2021,” she said.
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It’s hard to tell exactly how many of the worst-affected adults are infected in facilities like hospitals and nursing homes — in other words, how many of them would be relatively unaffected by a revised set of guidelines. It’s also hard to tell how many older adults, aware of their higher risk, take more measures to protect themselves in public, like wearing masks and gathering outdoors.
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However, it’s worth noting the experiences of states that have already loosened recommendations. Since <a href="https://www.oregon.gov/oha/covid19/pages/index.aspx">Oregon</a> loosened its guidelines in May 2023, the state has not seen unusual increases in transmission or severity; <a href="https://covid19.ca.gov/isolation/#guidelines">California</a> made similar changes in January 2024. In revising their recommendations, state officials hoped to reduce the burdens on workers without sick leave and reduce disruptions on schools and workplaces, according to <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2024/02/13/covid-isolation-guidelines-cdc-change/">reporting</a> in the Washington Post.
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Doron said the reason loosened isolation guidelines haven’t led to mayhem in Oregon — nor in <a href="https://www.ecdc.europa.eu/en/publications-data/covid-19-guidance-discharge-and-ending-isolation">Europe</a>, where the recommendations began to loosen two years ago — is because isolation never did much to reduce transmission to begin with. “This has nothing to do with the science of contagiousness and the duration of contagiousness. It has to do with [the fact that] it wasn’t working anyway,” she said.
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Leaning away from what doesn’t work to reduce the virus’s impact — and toward what <em>does</em> work — is a smarter way forward, she said.
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Isolation guidelines haven’t been effective in mitigating Covid-19 harms because so many people simply do what they want, regardless of whether they’re sick — and they may avoid reporting symptoms to avoid being forced to comply with an isolation policy.
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Imagine a workplace or school policy adheres to the <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/your-health/isolation.html">current CDC guidelines</a>, which recommend that people who test positive for Covid-19 infection stay home for at least five days. That policy creates a “perverse incentive” for some people who have symptoms to avoid getting tested, Doron said, because they don’t want to miss school, work, or a social event. Because so many people don’t have paid sick time, acknowledging even mild symptoms can lead to real financial losses when it means missing a week of work.
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At the same time, because these guidelines build testing into their protocols, they lead lots of other people — and the federal government — to spend money on at-home tests, which are often <a href="https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10701347/">inaccurate early in infection</a>. That’s a waste of resources that could save more lives if they were instead spent on providing tests to people likeliest to benefit from <a href="https://www.vox.com/even-better/2024/1/8/24026652/cold-flu-influenza-covid-rsv-season-respiratory-virus-cough-sneeze">Paxlovid</a> and getting them treated, said Doron.
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“You should only be testing when it will change something, and that should be because you need Paxlovid or an antiviral,” Doron said. (Clarity and greater focus on who qualifies for Paxlovid would also be helpful, she said — current CDC recommendations are too broad.)
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The updated guidelines clarify that <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/respiratory-viruses/prevention/testing.html">testing</a> is most useful for making choices about prevention or treatment — “even better than what I was expecting,” said Doron.
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In February, before the guidelines had been published,<strong> </strong><a href="https://www.siga.com/about-siga/#:~:text=Jay-,Varma,-Executive%20Vice%20President">Jay Varma</a>, an epidemiologist and biotechnology executive with extensive experience in state and federal public health practice, said one area where a new set of guidelines could make a big difference is in elevating and normalizing masking. He hoped the new recommendations would<strong> </strong>lean heavily into putting forth masking in public as a matter of routine for people who leave home as soon as they feel well.
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“CDC should be thinking of this as a decades-long effort to promote cultural acceptance that being in public with a mask is similar to washing your hands, wearing a condom, or smoking outdoors: It’s a form of politeness and consideration for others,” Varma wrote in an email to Vox.
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After all, in the long term, it’s a lot easier to change social norms around masking than it is to get people used to giving up their social lives for days or weeks at a time.
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After the guidelines were released on Friday, Varma wrote on <a href="https://www.threads.net/@drjayvarma/post/C3-1Ymdu5TL">Threads</a> that public health officials should’ve advised individuals “that you don’t only use ventilation, hygiene, masks ‘when you’re home sick’ but when also you in public for at least 5 days after symptoms resolving.” He also wrote that organizations should improve ventilation and make N95 masks and antigen tests more broadly available to staff and visitors.
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It would also be helpful for public health officials to encourage people to factor in <em>who </em>gets exposed if they leave isolation soon after a Covid diagnosis, said Glatt. The revised guidelines do note that it’s especially important to use prevention strategies when you’ll be around people who have <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/respiratory-viruses/risk-factors/index.html">risk factors for severe illness</a> — for example, if they take high-dose immunosuppressive medications, are either older adults or young children, or are pregnant.
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Report: Boeing may reacquire Spirit at higher price despite hating optics</strong> - Spirit was initially spun out from Boeing Commercial Airplanes in 2005. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=2007384">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>US prescription market hamstrung for 9 days (so far) by ransomware attack</strong> - Patients having trouble getting lifesaving meds have the AlphV crime group to thank. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=2007373">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>A man goes to the doctor: “Doctor, I’m embarrassed, but I have a bright red penis and it itches . . .”</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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“Yes, then get yourself free!” The patient drops his trousers, the doctor takes a look at the magnificent piece and says: “Yes, really, it’s really inflamed. That looks very nasty. Are you married?” -
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“Yes!” How often do you have sex?"
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“Yes, if I think about it - Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday - Saturday and Sunday!” That’s commendable! Do you have a girlfriend?" -
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“Sure!” “And how often do you have sexual intercourse?”
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“Also - Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday!” “Hard to believe - and do you have sex any other time?”
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“Yes, I go to the brothel!” “And how often?”
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“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday!” “No wonder, your penis must be inflamed!”
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“Thank God, doctor, and I thought it was from masturbating all the time…”
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Dave was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome.</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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He mentioned the trip to the barber, who responded,
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“Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?”
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“We’re taking United,” was the reply. “We got a great rate!”
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“United!” exclaimed the barber. “That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they’re always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?”
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“We’ll be at the downtown International Marriott.”
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“That dump! That’s the worst hotel in Rome. The rooms are small, the service is surly and they’re overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?”
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“We’re going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope.”
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“That’s rich,” laughed the barber. “You and a million other people trying to see him. He’ll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You’re going to need it!”
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A month later, Dave again came in for his regular haircut. The barber asked him about his trip to Rome.
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“It was wonderful,” explained Dave. “Not only were we on time in one of United’s brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a beautiful young stewardess who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel! Well, it was great! They’d just finished a $25 million remodeling job and now it’s the finest hotel in the city. They were overbooked too, so they apologized and gave us the presidential suite at no extra charge!”
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“Well,” muttered the barber. “I know you didn’t get to see the Pope.”
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“Actually, we were quite lucky, for as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I’d be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked in. As I knelt down he spoke to me.”
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“What did he say?”
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“He said, ‘Where’d you get this shitty haircut?”
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You’re bigger than that.
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Go for the juggler.
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It was a shittake
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