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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Trump’s Mug Shot Is His True Presidential Portrait</strong> - He might be angry in the mug shot; he might even be scared. But he damn sure doesn’t look surprised. Nobody is. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/culture/annals-of-appearances/trumps-mug-shot-is-his-true-presidential-portrait">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>What a Heat Wave Does to Your Body</strong> - The human body is a remarkably effective cooling machine—but it has a limit. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-a-warming-planet/what-a-heat-wave-does-to-your-body">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Vivek Ramaswamy Is Not the Next Trump</strong> - Many in the press have declared the entrepreneur and political novice “Trump’s heir.” The comparison sells the former President short. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/vivek-ramaswamy-is-not-the-next-trump">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>“Braiding Sweetgrass,” and a Lesson in Extreme Heat</strong> - Parul Sehgal visits Robin Wall Kimmerer, who set out to bridge the gap between Western science and Indigenous teaching. Plus, Dhruv Khullar looks at extreme heat and the body. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/podcast/the-new-yorker-radio-hour/braiding-sweetgrass-and-a-lesson-in-extreme-heat">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Harsh Glare of Justice for Donald Trump</strong> - On the ex-President’s snarly mug shot from the Fulton County Jail and a 2024 reality of Trump, Trump, and more Trump. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-bidens-washington/the-harsh-glare-of-justice-for-donald-trump">link</a></p></li>
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<img alt="James Ho sits on a panel speaking as video of him is projected on a screen behind him at the Federalist Society’s 2022 National Lawyers Convention in Washington, DC." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/u28kEh6XfwVP8aQ0poj-3av_MOc=/0x0:2667x2000/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/72580724/1255657354.0.jpg"/>
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Trump Judge James Ho speaks at a 2022 event hosted by the Federalist Society. | Shuran Huang/Washington Post via Getty Images
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Imagine a Breitbart comments forum come to life and given immense power over innocent people. That’s Judge James Ho.
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If you could breathe life into 4chan, the dark corner of the Internet where shitposters, edgelords, Groypers, and trolls of all kinds thrive, and then appoint this new lifeform to the federal bench, you would have created Judge James Ho.
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Ho, appointed by former president Donald Trump in 2018 to the United States Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit, recently argued that anti-abortion doctors may seek a court order banning a commonly prescribed abortion medication, because “doctors delight in working with their unborn patients — and <a href="https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ca5.213145/gov.uscourts.ca5.213145.506860229.1.pdf">experience an aesthetic injury when they are aborted</a>.”
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He’s written that a federal law prohibiting gun possession by people that a court has determined to be a “<a href="https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-rahimi-13">credible threat to the physical safety of [their] intimate partner</a>” is unconstitutional. Among other things, Ho claimed that this law “should give us pause” because women getting a divorce sometimes seek such court orders as “a tactical leverage device” in their divorce proceedings.
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Ho’s very first opinion as a judge, a <a href="http://www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub/16/16-51366-CV1.pdf">dissenting opinion in a case he did not even hear</a>, claimed that <a href="https://archive.thinkprogress.org/james-ho-campaign-finance-hack-70a2ce3477bc/">all laws limiting the amount that wealthy donors may give to political campaigns are unconstitutional</a>. Under Ho’s understanding of the Constitution, nothing prevents Harlan Crow, the billionaire Republican donor <a href="https://www.propublica.org/article/clarence-thomas-harlan-crow-private-school-tuition-scotus">famous for lavishing gifts on Justice Clarence Thomas</a>, from funding an entire presidential campaign.
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Also, speaking of Harlan Crow, Ho held his official ceremony swearing him in as a federal judge <a href="https://jezebel.com/judge-set-to-hear-abortion-pill-case-was-sworn-in-at-bi-1850416283">in Crow’s personal library</a>.
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Honored to attend Jim Ho’s swearing in to the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals today, alongside Justice Clarence Thomas & Judge Jerry Smith. I am confident my good friend Jim will be an extraordinary appellate judge and a principled jurist faithful to the law. <a href="https://t.co/s1tWYu2j2c">pic.twitter.com/s1tWYu2j2c</a>
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— Senator Ted Cruz (<span class="citation" data-cites="SenTedCruz">@SenTedCruz</span>) <a href="https://twitter.com/SenTedCruz/status/949083663915995136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 5, 2018</a>
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Ho’s work, in other words, is often indistinguishable from that of a professional <a href="https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troll">troll</a>. He revels in taking deliberately provocative positions. He often joins a fairly extreme opinion written by a colleague, and then writes separately to take an even more extreme position. His judicial opinions mingle Fox News talking points, men’s rights activism, Federalist Society fantasies, and discredited legal doctrines that are now taught to law students to warn them of the Supreme Court’s worst mistakes.
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Ho seems to never miss an opportunity to weigh in on a political controversy. When he’s not writing concurring opinions arguing that the Supreme Court should <a href="https://fingfx.thomsonreuters.com/gfx/legaldocs/znvnbdrbwvl/11082022golden_covid.pdf">bring back the <em>Lochner </em>era</a>, an age when conservative justices <a href="https://www.vox.com/21497317/originalism-amy-coney-barrett-constitution-supreme-court">imposed their own laissez-faire<em> </em>ideology on the rest of the nation</a>, he can often be found <a href="https://taxprof.typepad.com/files/judge-ho-article.pdf">lecturing law schools on the evils of “cancel culture.”</a>
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(That said, Ho did not respond to a request to be interviewed for this piece.)
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When I speak to other judges, I often hear them use a derisive word to describe this kind of behavior: “<a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/12/9/20962980/trump-supreme-court-federal-judges">auditioning</a>.” It’s an increasingly common practice among Republican judges itching for a promotion.
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In his final years as a lower court judge, Justice Neil Gorsuch wrote several opinions laying out his plans to shift power from federal agencies to the judiciary — a <a href="https://www.vox.com/22276279/supreme-court-war-joe-biden-agency-regulation-administrative-neil-gorsuch-epa-nondelegation">high-priority issue for the Federalist Society</a>, which played a key role in picking Trump’s judges and justices. These opinions reportedly “<a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/12/9/20962980/trump-supreme-court-federal-judges">proved decisive</a>” in the Trump White House’s decision to give Gorsuch a big promotion.
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Similarly, in his final year as a lower court judge, Justice Brett Kavanaugh — who previously had a thin record on abortion — went out of his way to convey both in a published opinion and in a speech to a conservative think tank that <a href="https://archive.thinkprogress.org/brett-kavanaugh-said-he-would-kill-roe-v-wade-last-week-and-almost-no-one-noticed-c0e98494b06d/">he opposed <em>Roe v. Wade</em></a>. Trump picked Kavanaugh for the next seat to open up on the Supreme Court.
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The most alarming thing about Judge Ho, in other words, isn’t his penchant for trolling. It is the very real possibility that he will be rewarded for it. No judge in America has auditioned harder for a Supreme Court appointment in a Republican administration. And, if the next president is Donald Trump, Trump has already shown that he prefers judges who go out of their way to show their loyalty to Republican causes.
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What does Jim Ho’s version of the Constitution look like?
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<a href="https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/198/45/"><em>Lochner v. New York</em></a><em> </em>(1905) is one of a handful of decisions that legal scholars refer to as the “<a href="https://www.vox.com/23180634/supreme-court-rule-of-law-abortion-voting-rights-guns-epa">anti-canon</a>” — a list of cases taught to law students as examples of how judges must never, ever behave. The list also includes the pro-slavery decision in <a href="https://www.law.cornell.edu/supremecourt/text/60/393"><em>Dred Scott v. Sandford</em></a> (1857) and the segregationist decision in <a href="https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/163/537/#tab-opinion-1917401"><em>Plessy v. Ferguson</em></a> (1896).
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Ho wants to bring back <em>Lochner</em>.
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<em>Lochner </em>stuck down a New York state law that limited, to <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/23219138/supreme-court-roe-wade-substantive-due-process-samuel-alito">60 hours a week</a>, the amount of time worked by bakery workers. At the time, these workers were typically paid by the day or by the week, so the law had prevented these workers from being forced to work extraordinarily long shifts for no extra pay.
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Other cases applying <em>Lochner</em>’s reasoning struck down <a href="https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/261/525/">minimum wage laws</a> and <a href="https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=3072585965506695672&hl=en&as_sdt=6&as_vis=1&oi=scholarr">stripped workers of their right to unionize</a>.
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<em>Lochner</em> was grounded in what it described as the “right of the individual to … <a href="https://www.law.cornell.edu/supremecourt/text/198/45">enter into those contracts in relation to labor</a> which may seem to him appropriate or necessary for the support of himself and his family.” The idea was that, if a worker entered into a contract to work long hours for little pay, then the law could not alter this contract — even if the contract was itself the product of exploitation or desperation.
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<em>Lochner</em>, in other words, not only stripped the government of much of its power to protect workers, it did so on the dubious ground that, by insisting that workers adhere to whatever exploitative employment contracts their bosses imposed upon them, the Court was actually defending the rights of those workers. The Court ultimately abandoned <em>Lochner</em> in <a href="https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/300/379/"><em>West Coast Hotel v. Parrish</em></a> (1937).
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Ho picked an inauspicious case, <a href="https://fingfx.thomsonreuters.com/gfx/legaldocs/znvnbdrbwvl/11082022golden_covid.pdf"><em>Golden Glow Tanning Salon v. City of Columbus</em></a>, to offer his love letter to <em>Lochner</em>. In it, a Mississippi tanning salon claimed that Covid era lockdowns violated the salon owner’s “right to work,” a common argument made by modern day libertarians who <a href="https://heinonline.org/HOL/LandingPage?handle=hein.journals/gmlr23&div=25&id=&page=">seek to revive <em>Lochner</em></a>. (A “right to work” is synonymous with <em>Lochner</em>’s so-called right to “enter into those contracts in relation to labor which may seem to him appropriate.”)
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Though all three judges who heard <em>Golden Glow</em> agreed that the Supreme Court’s decisions repudiating <em>Lochner</em>ism prevented them from ruling in the tanning salon’s favor, Ho wrote a <a href="https://fingfx.thomsonreuters.com/gfx/legaldocs/znvnbdrbwvl/11082022golden_covid.pdf">brief concurring opinion</a> that relied heavily on scholarship by right-wing lawyers arguing that <em>Lochner</em> should be revived. He suggested that the anti-worker right recognized in <em>Lochner</em> has a “better historical grounding than more recent claims of right that have found judicial favor.” And he urged the Supreme Court to <a href="https://www.scotusblog.com/case-files/cases/tiwari-v-friedlander/">take up a pending case</a> seeking to revive <em>Lochner</em> (the justices declined to do so).
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Ho’s passion for the sorts of economic “rights” favored by Gilded Age robber barons is matched by his disdain for abortion. He wrote about the “<a href="http://www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub/18/18-50484-CV0.pdf">moral tragedy of abortion</a>” in one of his judicial opinions. And he’s urged his Fifth Circuit — which is already the <a href="https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ca5.213145/gov.uscourts.ca5.213145.506860229.1.pdf">most right-wing federal appeals court in the country</a>, and is typically hostile towards reproductive freedom — to be even more aggressive in quashing abortion rights.
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Just last week, for example, a three-judge panel that includes Ho <a href="https://www.vox.com/scotus/2023/8/16/23834926/supreme-court-abortion-mifepristone-fifth-circuit-alliance-hippocratic-medicine-fda">attempted to ban the drug mifepristone</a>, which is used in more than half of all US abortions. That decision will have no effect, because the <a href="https://www.vox.com/politics/2023/4/21/23686788/supreme-court-abortion-pill-ruling-mifepristone-fda-alliance-hippocratic-medicine">Supreme Court preemptively blocked it last April</a> — a pretty clear sign that even this very conservative Supreme Court thinks that the legal arguments against mifepristone are weak.
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But Ho didn’t just join this attempt to ban the drug, in a case called <a href="https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ca5.213145/gov.uscourts.ca5.213145.506860229.1.pdf"><em>Alliance for Hippocratic Medicine v. FDA</em></a>, he wrote a separate opinion arguing that his colleagues were insufficiently hostile to abortion rights.
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Technically, the Fifth Circuit’s majority opinion in <em>Alliance</em> did not purport to ban mifepristone outright, it merely ordered the FDA to reinstate restrictions on the drug that the agency abandoned in 2016. As a practical matter, this order would <a href="https://www.vox.com/scotus/2023/8/16/23834926/supreme-court-abortion-mifepristone-fifth-circuit-alliance-hippocratic-medicine-fda">prevent the drug from being marketed in the United States for at least a few months</a>, because it would take a long time for government regulators and the drug maker to comply with the pre-2016 rules. But Ho would have gone even further, ordering the FDA to rescind its decision to approve the medication way back in 2000.
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There are <a href="https://www.vox.com/politics/2023/3/16/23642927/supreme-court-abortion-matthew-kacsmaryk-mifepristone-texas-trump">so many errors in Ho’s legal reasoning</a> that it would be tedious to list them all here. One of them is that the statute of limitations to challenge an FDA approval of a drug is six years. While there are legitimate reasons that time period can sometimes be extended, Ho can’t rescue a lawsuit that was filed more than two decades after mifepristone’s approval.
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On guns, Ho joined the Fifth Circuit’s decision in <a href="https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-rahimi-13"><em>United States v. Rahimi</em></a> (2023), a decision the Supreme Court is <a href="https://www.vox.com/scotus/23742547/supreme-court-united-states-gun-policy-rahimi-domestic-abusers-spouses-second-amendment">likely to reverse in its upcoming term</a>, holding that people who violently abuse their romantic partners or their partner’s child have a Second Amendment right to own a gun — even after a court proceeding determines that the abuser is “<a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2023/2/2/23583377/supreme-court-guns-domestic-abuse-fifth-circuit-second-amendment-rahimi-united-states">a credible threat to the physical safety of such intimate partner or child</a>.”
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<em>Rahimi</em> is another case where Ho joined an alarming decision written by one of his colleagues, and then wrote separately to argue for an even more extreme position.
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Ho argues that one reason his court should be skeptical of a law seeking to disarm people subject to domestic violence restraining orders is that women who are not victims of abuse allegedly obtain these orders to “secure [favorable] rulings on critical issues such as [marital and child] support, exclusion from marital residence and property disposition.”
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As evidence that this is a real problem that actually exists, Ho cites a handful of court decisions — including a <a href="https://casetext.com/case/murray-v-murray-107#p986">1993 decision by a court in New Jersey</a> that invalidated a restraining order because of a lack of evidence that the man subjected to it was violent, and a <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/letterman-restraining-order-tossed/">2005 incident</a> where comedian David Letterman was briefly subject to a restraining order before a court tossed that order out.
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The fact that Ho had to rely on decades-old cases in faraway jurisdictions to show that judges sometimes issue domestic violence restraining orders for invalid reasons is a sign that, maybe, this isn’t as big of a problem as Ho makes it out to be. Nevertheless, Ho would potentially arm hundreds of men who have murderous intentions in order to save someone like Letterman from having to go without a firearm for a couple of weeks.
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Ho’s penchant for tacking to the right of his already quite reactionary colleagues marks him as an outlier, even within a conservative federal judiciary. But he’s hardly an extreme outlier, <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2022/12/27/23496264/supreme-court-fifth-circuit-trump-court-immigration-housing-sexual-harrassment">especially on the far-right Fifth Circuit</a>.
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In <a href="https://casetext.com/case/collins-v-mnuchin-4"><em>Collins v. Mnuchin</em></a> (2019), for example, Ho signed onto an opinion by Judge Don Willett that threatened to invalidate every single action taken by the Federal Housing Finance Agency (FHFA), which was created in 2008 to stabilize the US housing market during a historic recession. Had Willett’s approach prevailed in the Supreme Court, it could have potentially collapsed the US housing market and <a href="https://www.vox.com/22106497/supreme-court-collins-mnuchin-124-billion-fannie-mae-freddie-mac-unitary-executive-housing">triggered a global economic depression</a> (the Supreme Court <a href="https://www.vox.com/2021/6/24/22547545/supreme-court-collins-yellen-124-billion-housing-unitary-executive-samuel-alito-neil-gorsuch">voted 8-1 against Willett’s approach</a>).
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Notably, however, Ho was one of a total of seven judges who signed onto Willett’s attempt to burn down more than a dozen years of work by a federal agency. There is no shortage of judicial arsonists on the Fifth Circuit.
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Similarly, the Supreme Court will hear several cases in its upcoming term in which it is likely to <a href="https://www.vox.com/scotus/2023/8/20/23835730/supreme-court-optimism-democracy-moore-milligan-talevski">reverse similarly aggressive decisions by the Fifth Circuit</a>. Those most likely include the <em>Alliance</em> case about mifepristone, as well as the <em>Rahimi</em> guns case, and two decisions declaring the entire <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2022/10/20/23414311/cfpb-unconstitutional-fifth-circuit-supreme-court-trump-community-financial">the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau unconstitutional</a> and <a href="https://www.vox.com/2022/5/19/23130569/jarkesy-fifth-circuit-sec">gutting the federal government’s power to enforce securities law</a>.
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The leading contenders for the Republican presidential nomination are already signaling that they want to pick justices who are well to the right of the three already very conservative justices Trump placed on the Supreme Court. In his infamous speech before the January 6 attack on the US Capitol, Trump said that he is “<a href="https://www.npr.org/2021/02/10/966396848/read-trumps-jan-6-speech-a-key-part-of-impeachment-trial">not happy with the Supreme Court</a>” because they supposedly “love to rule against me.” (When Trump was president, the Court often <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2022/12/29/23530842/supreme-court-arizona-mayorkas-title-42-mexican-border-immigration">manipulated its own procedures to rule in Trump’s favor</a>, but the Court rejected his bid to overturn the 2020 election.)
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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis attacked Trump’s justices in June, claiming that “<a href="https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2023/06/supreme-court-worse-than-kavanaugh-barrett-gorsuch-trump.html">none of those three are at the same level of Justices Thomas and Justice Alito</a>,” two justices who fairly consistently vote like Fifth Circuit judges.
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Ho, meanwhile, is auditioning harder than anyone in the judiciary to catch Trump or DeSantis’s eye. And, even if the next Republican president decides to pick someone less flamboyant for the high court, they will have no shortage of candidates who are eager to light decades’ worth of settled law — along with entire federal agencies — on fire.
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<li><strong>A visual guide to the 19 defendants in the Trump Georgia case</strong> -
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<img alt="Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani mugshots side by side." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/XYWd8Nis30ulYei6hL7pplbLGtw=/100x0:1700x1200/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/72578889/headshots_1692981432976.0.jpg"/>
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The defendants in the Georgia case will all receive mugshots. | Fulton County
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The mugshots and the charges they face, briefly explained.
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Former <a href="https://www.vox.com/donald-trump">President Donald Trump</a> was arrested August 24 in Fulton County, Georgia, on charges related to his attempts to overturn the <a href="https://www.vox.com/2020-presidential-election">2020 election</a>.
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The Georgia charges come from the largest of the four serious criminal cases Trump faces; one of several unique things about <a href="https://www.vox.com/trump-investigations/2023/8/7/23823113/trump-investigations-georgia-election-interference-case-live-updates">Trump’s Georgia indictment</a> is the number of defendants who are named in it. While the US government’s January 6 case against Trump largely focuses on the former president, Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis is pursuing a case not only against Trump, but 18 additional defendants who were attorneys, staffers, and local officials allegedly working with the former president.
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Willis charged such a large group because she argues that the Trump campaign was at the center of a criminal enterprise and that many of the individuals named in the case helped assist in the organization’s attempt to overturn the Georgia 2020 election results.
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Establishing that Trump and his allies were part of an enterprise — a person, group, or business engaged in legal or illegal behavior — is key to Willis’s assertion that the defendants violated Georgia’s Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) Act. To do so, prosecutors will need to convince a jury that all the defendants are guilty of racketeering, or organizing an enterprise to systematically plan and commit crimes, and using coercion, manipulation, and intimidation as needed to advance their goals.
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The list of people Willis says were part of that enterprise is a lot to keep track of, and includes high-profile familiar faces — such as former Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani and former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows — as well as less-well-known individuals like false electors David Shafer and Shawn Still.
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Below, we have a visual guide of the 19 defendants’ mugshots, the charges they face, and their connection to this indictment. (Some mugshots have yet to be released and will be added when they are. Defendants have until Friday, August 25, at noon to turn themselves in to Georgia officials.)
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<img alt="Trump, in a blue suit and red tie, scowls at the camera, his eyebrows furrowed." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/DmD9wbMZPmYF9iimcjoQ1r8YAFc=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873441/1621335357.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
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Former President Donald Trump poses for his booking photo at the Fulton County Jail on August 24, 2023, in Atlanta, Georgia.
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<strong>Former President Donald Trump</strong>
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<strong>Role: </strong>Former president and charged as head of the criminal enterprise
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<strong>Charges: </strong>13, including racketeering, soliciting a public official to violate their oath of office, and making false statements
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<strong>Connection to the case: </strong>The indictment describes Trump as the leader of the criminal enterprise that sought to overturn the 2020 Georgia election results.
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Among other things, it accuses him of planning, alongside allies, of misleading the public about the election in speeches, repeatedly lying to elected officials in key states to get them to back his push to overturn the election, pressuring many officials to tamper with the electoral process, working to disrupt <a href="https://www.vox.com/congress">Congress</a>’s certification of the electoral vote, and using social media to foment conspiracy theories.
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It also claims that Trump knew he had not won the election and that the activities his allies undertook to overturn it were done with Trump’s implicit, and often explicit, approval.
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Trump’s post-election legal team
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<img alt="Giuliani, in a navy suit and red and blue striped tie, wears a neutral expression while looking at the camera in a grainy digital photo." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/BOJx1m5sODiHvhdXqGykUGIaZjQ=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873449/1619649891.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
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|
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|
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Rudy Giuliani, former personal lawyer for former President Donald Trump, poses for his booking photo on August 23, 2023, in Atlanta, Georgia.
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<strong>Rudy Giuliani</strong>
|
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|
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<strong>Role: </strong>Former Trump attorney
|
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|
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<strong>Charges: </strong>13, including racketeering, making false statements, and conspiracy to commit forgery
|
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<strong>Connection to the case: </strong>Giuliani, formerly New York City’s mayor, became a close Trump ally over the course of the former president’s administration, and eventually served as Trump’s personal lawyer. He was a prominent figure in the days following the election, <a href="https://www.vox.com/2021/3/23/22346333/sidney-powell-dominion-defamation-lawsuit-trump">appearing on television</a> and <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/11/8/21555022/four-seasons-landscaping-trump-giuliani-philadelphia-press-conference">holding press conferences</a> falsely arguing Trump won.
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|
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He is accused of pressuring legislatures in multiple states, including Georgia, to name electors that would award the election to Trump even though multiple recounts had confirmed his loss.
|
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|
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<img alt="Eastman, white haired and clean shaven, looks with a neutral expression at the camera." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/2BsS1xqTYAJIOKxbPqTj_G_smeI=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873450/1632749696.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
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|
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|
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John Eastman, former lawyer to President Donald Trump, poses for his booking photo on August 22, 2023, in Atlanta, Georgia.
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|
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<strong>John Eastman</strong>
|
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|
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|
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|
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<strong>Role: </strong>Former Trump attorney
|
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|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="SCRezV">
|
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<strong>Charges: </strong>nine, including racketeering, solicitation of violation of oath by a public officer, and filing false documents
|
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|
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|
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<strong>Connection to the case: </strong>Eastman is a longtime fixture in the conservative legal scene and was <a href="https://www.npr.org/2022/06/17/1105600072/who-is-john-eastman-the-trump-lawyer-at-the-center-of-the-jan-6-investigation">previously the chair of the Federalist Society</a>. He began advising Trump in earnest following the 2020 election and composed a memo that was central to the former President’s efforts to pressure Vice President <a href="https://www.vox.com/mike-pence">Mike Pence</a> to reject the 2020 election results.
|
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|
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|
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The indictment accuses Eastman of working with Trump to coordinate an alternative slate of electors in several states and of filing false documents that allege unfounded claims of election fraud in Georgia, including that thousands of felons and underaged people voted illegally.
|
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|
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|
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|
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<img alt="Powell, dark blonde in a white blouse, smiles faintly as she stares at the viewer." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/YaykHgHeOO9EBBEP_f6HW3FzeiU=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873453/1619649802.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
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|
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|
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|
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Attorney Sidney Powell poses for her booking photo on August 23, 2023, in Atlanta, Georgia.
|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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<strong>Sidney Powell</strong>
|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="InsgSS">
|
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|
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<strong>Charges: </strong>seven, including racketeering, conspiracy to commit election fraud, and conspiracy to defraud the state
|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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<strong>Connection to the case: </strong>Powell was a Trump campaign attorney who became one of the most visible faces of the effort touting unfounded election fraud claims, famously saying at one point that she would “release the Kraken” of evidence. Powell also vocally spread lies about how <a href="https://www.vox.com/2021/3/23/22346333/sidney-powell-dominion-defamation-lawsuit-trump">Dominion voting machines favored Biden versus Trump</a>, an allegation that later played a role in the defamation lawsuit Dominion filed against <a href="https://www.vox.com/media">Fox News</a>.
|
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|
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|
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|
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The indictment accuses Powell of hiring a forensic data firm to acquire data from Dominion voting machines across the country, including in Coffee County, Georgia. It also alleges that Powell tampered with electronic ballot markers and machines in Coffee County.
|
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|
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|
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|
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<img alt="Clean shaven, with gelled salt and pepper hair, Chesebro frowns slightly in his mugshot." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/9jlgtlGTPUmmwmIvKdxOXNmUZrs=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873465/1619648640.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
|
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|
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<figcaption>
|
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|
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Former Trump lawyer Kenneth Chesebro poses for his booking photo on August 23, 2023, in Atlanta, Georgia.
|
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<strong>Kenneth Chesebro</strong>
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<strong>Role: </strong>Former Trump attorney
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<strong>Charges: </strong>seven, including racketeering, conspiracy to commit forgery, and conspiracy to commit filing false documents
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<strong>Connection to the case: </strong>Chesebro, a lawyer who has worked with conservatives in recent years, is one of the lesser-known Trump attorneys who played a major role in advancing the idea of the fake electors scheme. As part of his argument, Cheseboro suggested that multiple states could have false electors put forth votes for Trump and send them to Washington, sowing doubt around Biden’s win.
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The indictment accuses him of several offenses, including conspiracy to commit filing false documents by submitting a document about the Georgia electors in court that contained false statements. His memos allegedly helped fuel the plan to secure a slate of alternative electors in each state that could be sent to Congress to cause confusion and distrust.
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<img alt="Her long blonde hair covering her dark suit, Ellis smiles broadly while looking into the camera." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/y_aVDGIQAWPxC-9pQTfH9jgsRzk=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873476/1619649699.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
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Former Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis poses for her booking photo on August 23, 2023, in Atlanta, Georgia.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="CnrMky">
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<strong>Jenna Ellis</strong>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="NKvkhR">
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<strong>Role: </strong>Former Trump attorney
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="brssh4">
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<strong>Charges:</strong> two, including racketeering and solicitation of violation of oath by a public officer
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="qzkI7q">
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<strong>Connection to the case: </strong>Ellis is a conservative lawyer and a former deputy district attorney from Colorado. Ellis allegedly coordinated Georgia hearings that helped perpetuate unfounded claims of election fraud and is said to have participated in meetings and hearings related to overturning the vote in other key states as well.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="3GQPJC">
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The indictment accuses her of writing memos making the legal case that a vice president can intercede during the congressional session meant to certify the electoral vote and can stop that vote from happening. These memos supposedly helped form the basis of the pressure campaign Trump publicly waged to try to get his vice president, Mike Pence, to help overturn the election.
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<img alt="Dressed casually in a blue polo, a clean shaven Smith, his black hair falling into his face, looks grave." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/1656rwQiO8oMzvDEh9H-itOnSwA=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873451/GettyImages_1619648904.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
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<figcaption>
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Georgia lawyer Ray Smith poses for his booking photo on August 23, 2023, in Atlanta, Georgia.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="juaoSI">
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<strong>Ray Smith</strong>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="KWNG4b">
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<strong>Role: </strong>Former Trump 2020 campaign attorney in Georgia
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="TbgqdS">
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<strong>Charges: </strong>12, including racketeering, solicitation of violation of oath by a public officer, and false statements
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="UoJddh">
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<strong>Connection to the case:</strong> Smith was previously a staffer in the Georgia Attorney General’s office and served as Trump’s local attorney in Georgia during the 2020 campaign. Smith is named for testifying at a Georgia state Senate hearing and perpetuating election lies there, as well as participating in an election challenge in Georgia state court. Additionally, he is accused of pressuring Georgia House members to appoint alternative electors.
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</p>
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<h3 id="hMe4N3">
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Government and campaign officials
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</h3>
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<div class="c-float-left">
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<figure class="e-image">
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<img alt="In a blue suit and blue tie, a silver-haired Meadows smiles slightly." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/azcR_W_mdTN37_d-3EzUaq8IUUA=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873456/GettyImages_1620723958.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
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<figcaption>
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Former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows in his August 24, 2023, Fulton County mugshot.
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</figcaption>
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</figure>
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</div>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="gownYT">
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<strong>Mark Meadows</strong>
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="Zs3Uhe">
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<strong>Role: </strong>former White House chief of staff
|
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</p>
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="9Oo1YM">
|
|||
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<strong>Charges: </strong>two, including racketeering and solicitation of violation of oath by a public officer
|
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="FxXQik">
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<strong>Connection to the case: </strong>Meadows was Trump’s fourth (if you count acting chief Mick Mulvaney) and final chief of staff and was a <a href="https://www.vox.com/22834084/mark-meadows-criminal-referral-january-6">key member of his inner circle in the final days of his administration</a>. In all of the January 6 investigations, there have been many questions about how much Meadows knew about Trump’s state of mind during his attempts to overturn the election.
|
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</p>
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="4buAol">
|
|||
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<strong>The indictment mostly casts him as a facilitator, </strong>allegedly helping coordinate communications between Trump and Georgia election officials, coordinating legal strategies, and spreading false theories about election fraud.
|
|||
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</p>
|
|||
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<div class="c-float-left">
|
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<figure class="e-image">
|
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<img alt="In a dark suit, a balding Clark wrinkles his forehead, a half smile on his lips." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/ivCGpRKcxUBnqcnS2dExcjCGDqo=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873464/GettyImages_1622942809.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
|
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|
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<figcaption>
|
|||
|
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Former Justice Department official Jeffrey Clark in his August 25, 2023, Fulton County mugshot.
|
|||
|
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</figcaption>
|
|||
|
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</figure>
|
|||
|
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</div>
|
|||
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="xCUxCD">
|
|||
|
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<strong>Jeffrey Clark</strong>
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="IFd0TU">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Role:</strong> former acting assistant attorney general at the DOJ
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="ANZBHr">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Charges: </strong>two, including racketeering and attempt to commit false statements and writings
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="aOYuVj">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Connection to the case: </strong>Clark became known during the <a href="https://www.vox.com/2022/6/23/23179173/jeffrey-clark-doj-january-6">January 6 investigation</a> as a DOJ official said to have tried to use the chaos unfolding at the end of the <a href="https://www.vox.com/trump-administration">Trump administration</a> to catapult himself into the role of acting attorney general, and then, to use the power of that office to force key states to acknowledge Trump’s false electors, handing the election to Trump.
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="yeNrry">
|
|||
|
|
The indictment details Clark’s communications with acting attorney general Jeffrey Rosen and other key officials, including a false letter intended for Georgia officials that suggested the DOJ had observed concerns with the state’s election results that could have required the reevaluation of the outcome and the appointment of new electors. It suggests that he was a key part of the effort to use the government as a tool to overturn the election.
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<div class="c-float-left">
|
|||
|
|
<figure class="e-image">
|
|||
|
|
<img alt="Clean shaven, his blonde hair in a crew cut, a large silver Windsor knot at his neck, Roman frowns slightly." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/Mw1ntAHuAjB2SAsWhdyBon-JEKI=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873475/GettyImages_1623095739.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
|
|||
|
|
<figcaption>
|
|||
|
|
Former Trump campaign staffer Michael Roman in his August 25, 2023, Fulton County mugshot.
|
|||
|
|
</figcaption>
|
|||
|
|
</figure>
|
|||
|
|
</div>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="AWkdHS">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Michael Roman</strong>
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="6RmlWJ">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Role:</strong> Senior Trump campaign staffer
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="Ul16AK">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Charges: </strong>seven, including racketeering, conspiracy to commit impersonating a public officer, and conspiracy to commit forgery
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="j5al6S">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Connection to the case: </strong>Roman had a low-profile role in the Trump campaign as its <a href="https://www.inquirer.com/news/mike-roman-georgia-donald-trump-indictment-pennsylvania-20230815.html">director of Election Day operations</a>. That job required coordination with local election officials, lawmakers, and campaign members. The indictment suggests Roman used contacts made during the campaign to help coordinate the plan to set up a slate of fake electors and alleges that he provided organizational support for that plan in Georgia, including setting up meetings.
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<div class="c-float-left">
|
|||
|
|
<figure class="e-image">
|
|||
|
|
<img alt="Dressed in a pink crew neck top, her brown hair pulled back, Hampton smiles, her lips pressed together." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/2oPV-_lPZdGl8Iwyhk2fFz5AM7g=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873474/1622931899.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
|
|||
|
|
<figcaption>
|
|||
|
|
Former Coffee County elections supervisor Misty Hampton poses for her August 25, 2023, Fulton County mugshot.
|
|||
|
|
</figcaption>
|
|||
|
|
</figure>
|
|||
|
|
</div>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="2EhoMZ">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Misty Hampton</strong>
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="xU8T6p">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Role: </strong>Former Coffee County, Georgia, election supervisor
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="x5l7hQ">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Charges: </strong>seven, including racketeering, conspiracy to commit election fraud, and conspiracy to defraud the state
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="gzreWa">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Connection to the case:</strong> In the weeks after the election, Hampton publicly questioned the results of the election and advanced the conspiracy theory that there was something amiss with Dominion Voting Systems machines, including by posting a video popular among the right meant to show that the machines could easily be tampered with. She <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2022/05/13/coffee-county-misty-hampton-election/">told the Washington Post</a> she allowed businessman Scott Hall, one of the other defendants, and others access to the Coffee County elections office to help prove to the world “that this election was not done true and correct.”
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="E3waYH">
|
|||
|
|
The indictment accuses her of improperly accessing and sharing the Coffee County machine’s data and of aiding Trump supporters who were trying to get data.
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<h3 id="be5pDD">
|
|||
|
|
Local operators and Trump supporters
|
|||
|
|
</h3>
|
|||
|
|
<div class="c-float-left">
|
|||
|
|
<figure class="e-image">
|
|||
|
|
<img alt="His silver blonde hair reflecting the ceiling lights and blotting out part of his face, Cheeley looks ahead, his face inscrutable." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/wA3G5WwM5Bm0-qqh3rhmbWSLgUc=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873466/1622931794.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
|
|||
|
|
<figcaption>
|
|||
|
|
Lawyer Robert Cheeley poses for his booking photo at the Fulton County Jail on August 25, 2023, in Atlanta, Georgia.
|
|||
|
|
</figcaption>
|
|||
|
|
</figure>
|
|||
|
|
</div>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="tFK9sj">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Robert Cheeley</strong>
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="whpIFw">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Role: </strong>trial attorney in Georgia
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="Vyvdr7">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Charges: </strong>10, including racketeering, conspiracy to commit impersonating a public officer, and conspiracy to commit false statements
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="17PIUP">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Connection to the case: </strong>Cheeley is a local lawyer who represented Trump, a fake elector, and other GOP figures. He is best known for testifying at a Georgia legislative hearing making false allegations of miscounting and election fraud, including under oath.
|
|||
|
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</p>
|
|||
|
|
<div class="c-float-left">
|
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|
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<figure class="e-image">
|
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|
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<img alt="His silver hair swept back over his head and a short, neat beard covering his face, Hall poses without a readable expression on his face, his shirt open and a dark jacket over his shoulders." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/dOUSUK5Lvo3LSHpk-SC4fPSPh80=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873463/1632749697.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
|
|||
|
|
<figcaption>
|
|||
|
|
Bail bondsman Scott Hall poses for his booking photo on August 22, 2023, in Atlanta, Georgia.
|
|||
|
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</figcaption>
|
|||
|
|
</figure>
|
|||
|
|
</div>
|
|||
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="wnCw7C">
|
|||
|
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<strong>Scott Hall</strong>
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="F0hH1M">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Role: </strong>Atlanta-based Trump supporter
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="3wbiUK">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Charges: </strong>seven, including racketeering, conspiracy to commit election fraud, and conspiracy to defraud the state
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="y3AWfs">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Connection to the case: </strong>Hall is a local bail bondsman and Trump supporter. Hampton <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2022/05/13/coffee-county-misty-hampton-election/">told the Washington Post</a> that he and others visited Coffee County’s election offices but that she wasn’t sure exactly how they spent their time there, telling the paper, “I’m not a babysitter.” The indictment alleges he illegally accessed data from a voting machine in Coffee County, Georgia.
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
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<div class="c-float-left">
|
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|
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<figure class="e-image">
|
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<img alt="In a priest’s black and white habit, his face red, Lee frowns, an expression that perhaps seems upset on his face." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/njMqvAxTGOdeYJ2Bx4yPjJKhTEg=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873458/1623095846.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
|
|||
|
|
<figcaption>
|
|||
|
|
Lutheran pastor Stephen Cliffgard Lee poses for his booking photo at the Fulton County Jail on August 25, 2023, in Atlanta, Georgia.
|
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|
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</figcaption>
|
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|
|
</figure>
|
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|
|
</div>
|
|||
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="mrWSmm">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Stephen Lee</strong>
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="iookbD">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Role: </strong>Illinois pastor and Trump supporter
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="0dviUJ">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Charges:</strong> five, including racketeering, attempting to influence witnesses, and conspiracy to commit solicitation of false statements and writings
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
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<strong>Connection to the case:</strong> Before the 2020 election, Lee was a traveling pastor who specialized in ministering to law enforcement post-crisis. A Trump supporter, he went to the home of election worker Ruby Freeman, whom pro-Trump conspiracy theorists accused of helping to illegally swing the election for Biden.
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When the police came to the house, <a href="https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/08/from-columbine-to-the-coup.html">Lee told them</a>, “I’m a pastor and I’m also working with some folks who are trying to help Ruby out and also get to some truth of what’s going on.” He went on to connect with codefendant Harrison Floyd, asking for his assistance in talking to Freeman, <a href="https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/08/from-columbine-to-the-coup.html">reportedly believing that Freeman</a>, a Black woman, would respond more positively to Floyd, a Black man.
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Lee’s efforts, the indictment claims, constitute intimidation of Atlanta election officials and illegal influencing of witnesses.
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<img alt="Bald, in a blue sports coat and shirt, Floyd looks into the camera, his lips pressed together." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/P5hp9BGMI_s7I1pa0ryWYruSmak=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873454/1620723887.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
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Former leader of Black Voices for Trump Floyd Harrison poses for his booking photo on August 24, 2023, in Atlanta, Georgia.
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<strong>Harrison Floyd</strong>
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<strong>Role: </strong>former leader of Black Voters for Trump
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<strong>Charges: </strong>three, including racketeering, conspiracy to commit to false writings, and conspiracy to influence witnesses
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<strong>Connection to the case: </strong>Floyd had long been a Trump supporter but became involved with the other defendants after responding to a call from Lee. He then reportedly recruited defendant Trevian Kutti’s assistance in trying to talk to Ruby Freeman, the Atlanta election worker pro-Trump forces accused of fraud. The indictment claims he participated in an intimidation scheme.
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<img alt="Her wavy black hair in a high pony and wearing a camouflage coat, Kutti smiles broadly, her eyebrows raised." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/0vlhICYkE5kfrwG0p_9UHP055uo=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873452/1623095709.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
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Publicist Trevian Kutti poses for her booking photo at the Fulton County Jail on August 25, 2023, in Atlanta, Georgia.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="qrgjuB">
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<strong>Trevian Kutti</strong>
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<strong>Role: </strong>Trump supporter and former publicist for celebrities like Kanye West
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<strong>Charges: </strong>three, including racketeering, conspiracy to commit solicitation of false statements, and conspiracy to influence witnesses
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="AqZpHU">
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<strong>Connection to the case:</strong> Kutti traveled from her base of operations in Chicago to Atlanta after speaking with Floyd. Once there, she <a href="https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/kanye-west-publicist-pressed-georgia-election-worker-confess-bogus-fraud-charges-2021-12-10/">reportedly went to Freeman’s home</a>, told her she’d been sent by an unnamed “high-profile individual,” and gave Freeman an ultimatum: Confess to election crimes or go to jail. Freeman called the police and was ultimately told by the FBI to relocate for her own safety.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="hrQJ9o">
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Kutti, like Floyd and Lee, is now accused of being involved in Freeman’s intimidation and of influencing a witness.
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<h3 id="fS439D">
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False electors
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<img alt="His face a bit blown out by flash or ambient light, Shafer smiles as if laughing in a blue sportscoat and Oxford shirt." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/-edVPcLkQEV00fkETbKRTq4C2Bg=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873448/1619648883.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
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<figcaption>
|
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Former Georgia State Sen. David Shafer poses for his booking photo on August 23, 2023, in Atlanta, Georgia.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="z6tPTV">
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<strong>David Shafer</strong>
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="B2uxvR">
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<strong>Role: </strong>Georgia false elector and former chair of the state’s Republican Party
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</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="9cDc6i">
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<strong>Charges: </strong>eight, including racketeering, impersonating a public officer, and forgery
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</p>
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="rOihZM">
|
|||
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<strong>Connection to the case: </strong>Shafer allegedly helped coordinate the false elector scheme in the state and signed documents suggesting that he was one of 16 qualified electors declaring Trump’s victory. According to the indictment, he asked the fake electors to quietly gather at the Georgia state Capitol on December 14, 2020, to “avoid drawing attention to what we are doing.” He then signed a <a href="https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/GPO-J6-DOC-CTRL0000037944/pdf/GPO-J6-DOC-CTRL0000037944.pdf">letter to Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp</a> asking him to approve the fake slate of electors.
|
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|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="Q8ltSO">
|
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Shafer has asked that the case against him be moved to federal court and has tried to pin the blame for any wrongdoing on those with more power and influence: “Mr. Shafer and the other Republican Electors in the 2020 election acted at the direction of the incumbent President and other federal officials,” Shafer’s attorney wrote in the <a href="https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.gand.310324/gov.uscourts.gand.310324.2669.0.pdf">petition</a>. Trump’s attorneys had argued to Shafer that assembling the fake electors was necessary for the former president to win Georgia’s electoral votes if he was able to win his court challenges to the results, and Shafer has provided evidence that he was closely coordinating with them.
|
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|
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</p>
|
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|
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<div class="c-float-left">
|
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<figure class="e-image">
|
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<img alt="In a gray suit jacket and blue shirt, Still wears a half smile on his face, his crew cut held down by gel." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/9mmydcfkh_uva6deisvStd93W6g=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873445/1623095998.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
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|
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<figcaption>
|
|||
|
|
Georgia state Sen. Shawn Still poses for his booking photo at the Fulton County Jail on August 25, 2023, in Atlanta, Georgia.
|
|||
|
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</figcaption>
|
|||
|
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</figure>
|
|||
|
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</div>
|
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|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="QsSvol">
|
|||
|
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<strong>Shawn Still</strong>
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="ZywL4B">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Role: </strong>false elector and Georgia state senator
|
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|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="T10y7r">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Charges: </strong>seven, including racketeering, impersonating a public officer, and forgery
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="SS0ksQ">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Connection to the case: </strong>Still, the secretary of the Georgia 2020 Electoral College Meeting, was among 16 Republicans who signed a certificate falsely claiming that they were “duly elected and qualified” electors for the state and that Trump had won the election. He then signed a <a href="https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/GPO-J6-DOC-CTRL0000037944/pdf/GPO-J6-DOC-CTRL0000037944.pdf">letter to Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp</a> asking him to approve the fake slate of electors.
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="84Zy2c">
|
|||
|
|
He has also asked that the case against him be <a href="https://www.politico.com/news/2023/08/24/co-defendant-georgia-trump-indictment-00112932">transferred to federal court</a> because he was acting at the direction of Trump’s attorneys, whom he argues were effectively agents of the federal government at that point.
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<div class="c-float-left">
|
|||
|
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<figure class="e-image">
|
|||
|
|
<img alt="Lit such that her skin seems to glow, Latham, in a floral print dress, looks straight ahead, her lips slightly parted." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/8vdruCbAvV9gaDGL-zsNDzuKLm0=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24873440/1619648841.jpg"/> <cite>Fulton County Sheriff’s Office/Getty Images</cite>
|
|||
|
|
<figcaption>
|
|||
|
|
Former Coffee County GOP chair Cathy Latham poses for her booking photo on August 23, 2023, in Atlanta, Georgia.
|
|||
|
|
</figcaption>
|
|||
|
|
</figure>
|
|||
|
|
</div>
|
|||
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="EwyDJx">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Cathy Latham</strong>
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="qViaj6">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Role: </strong>false elector and former head of the Coffee County Republicans
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="sYVebd">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Charges: </strong>eleven, including racketeering, impersonating a public officer, and forgery
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="nCEQV5">
|
|||
|
|
<strong>Connection to the case:</strong> Latham was among 16 Republicans who signed a certificate falsely claiming that they were “duly elected and qualified” electors for the state and that Trump had won the election. Based on phone calls and text messages procured by Georgia prosecutors, she was also charged in connection to a voting system breach in Coffee County allegedly orchestrated by Hampton and other Trump allies who sought to provide evidence that the 2020 election was fraudulent.
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="GoidGz">
|
|||
|
|
The indictment alleges that Latham and others tampered with electronic ballot markers and tabulating machines and took official ballots outside of a polling location without authorization.
|
|||
|
|
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|
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|
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<ul>
|
|||
|
|
<li><strong>The confusing Scooter Braun exodus, explained</strong> -
|
|||
|
|
<figure>
|
|||
|
|
<img alt="Scooter Braun, smiling slightly, wears a black baseball cap and a small headset microphone." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/uWD5hAjz4bfEH-_6k57rI-eGlwI=/257x0:2480x1667/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/72572188/1253330960.0.jpg"/>
|
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|
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<figcaption>
|
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|
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Scooter Braun in Hamburg, Germany, at the 2023 OMR Festival. | Marcus Brandt/dpa via Getty Images
|
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|
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</figcaption>
|
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|
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</figure>
|
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|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom">
|
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|
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Sorry, Swifties, Scooter Braun probably isn’t about to be arrested.
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="vi0VG1">
|
|||
|
|
Within a matter of days, music mogul Scooter Braun’s empire of pop stars has apparently collapsed, with one celebrity after another reportedly departing his studio — but no one knows what’s going on with Braun and his company, what prompted the exits, or even exactly which celebrities are bailing.
|
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|
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</p>
|
|||
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="xmlWci">
|
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|
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Braun, perhaps most famous for discovering Justin Bieber and pushing Taylor Swift to <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/22278732/taylor-swift-re-recording-1989-speak-now-enchanted-mine-master-rights-scooter-braun">rerecord all her masters</a>, formed powerful partnerships with major artists. His management company, SB Projects (SBP), became a music industry powerhouse overseeing a wide range of artists, from the Black Eyed Peas to Carly Rae Jepsen. In 2021, Hybe, the South Korean studio that gave the world <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2018/6/13/17426350/bts-history-members-explained">BTS</a>, acquired Braun’s umbrella company Ithaca Holdings in a <a href="https://variety.com/2021/music/news/hybe-merges-ithaca-holdings-scooter-braun-bts-1234943092/">billion-dollar merger</a>. The deal should have spelled good things for Braun and his clients — especially Braun, who became CEO of Hybe America.
|
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|
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</p>
|
|||
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="Zy3Y7P">
|
|||
|
|
But now, a messy spate of reported departures has caused gossip and speculation to swirl about the reasons for the mass exodus: shady deals, abusive behavior, and (of course) conspiratorial Taylor Swift lyrics about white-collar crime.
|
|||
|
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</p>
|
|||
|
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|
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|
|
Is any of it true? Let’s look at what we know.
|
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|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
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<h3 id="F0XHCK">
|
|||
|
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Reports of several high-profile client departures suggest there’s trouble in Braunville
|
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|
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</h3>
|
|||
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="Y2XA9c">
|
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|
|
On August 18, Puck News’s Matthew Belloni <a href="https://puck.news/justin-bieber-and-scooter-braun-havent-talked-in-months/">reported</a> that Justin Bieber was looking for new management after a silent split from Scooter Braun. According to multiple sources, per Belloni, the duo hadn’t been in contact for months, and Bieber was looking for an exit despite still being under contract.
|
|||
|
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</p>
|
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|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="wCBxkx">
|
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No sooner did the scoop break than confusion followed. “Reps for all parties” promptly rebutted the rumors to multiple outlets, including <a href="https://www.billboard.com/pro/demi-lovato-leaves-manager-scooter-braun-sb-projects/">Billboard</a> and <a href="https://pagesix.com/2023/08/18/justin-bieber-shuts-down-rumors-hes-splitting-from-longtime-manager-scooter-braun/">Page Six</a>, albeit with zero details. Bieber is <a href="https://scooterbraun.com/music">currently still listed</a> on SBP’s client list, but that website lists “past and present work” without distinguishing which is which — and its client list has apparently fallen into, shall we say, disarray.
|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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On Monday, August 21, <a href="https://www.billboard.com/pro/demi-lovato-leaves-manager-scooter-braun-sb-projects/">news broke</a> that Demi Lovato was seeking new management after an “amicable” split with Braun. No reason for the split materialized, and <a href="https://variety.com/2023/music/news/demi-lovato-parts-ways-manager-scooter-braun-1235701406/">Variety noted</a> Braun had wished Lovato a happy birthday on Instagram just the day before.
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
|
|
<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="Rccx2w">
|
|||
|
|
Hard on the heels of that surprise came another: Just hours after the news about Lovato, Belloni and Billboard each reported that Ariana Grande, one of Braun’s longtime clients, <a href="https://www.billboard.com/pro/ariana-grande-leaves-scooter-braun-management/">is also reportedly walking away</a> from SBP. A source <a href="https://people.com/why-ariana-grande-is-leaving-scooter-braun-source-exclusive-7775438">later told People</a> that like Lovato, Grande left on “friendly” terms, and that her decision to leave was just about trying “something new.” Both Page Six and Variety, however, disputed that intel, with an insider source <a href="https://pagesix.com/2023/08/22/scooter-braun-claims-justin-bieber-and-ariana-grande-are-still-his-clients/">insisting</a> Grande was still under contract with SBP.
|
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|
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</p>
|
|||
|
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="RYWiuq">
|
|||
|
|
As if all this wasn’t enough, the Hollywood Reporter broke the news on August 22 that Broadway’s Idina Menzel, who you probably didn’t even realize was a Scooter Braun gal, <a href="https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-news/idina-menzel-no-longer-being-managed-scooter-braun-1235572089/">had departed SBP back in January</a> after signing with Braun in 2019. This would apparently make Menzel the first of Braun’s high-profile clients to walk away; Latin superstar J Balvin <a href="https://www.billboard.com/pro/j-balvin-signs-roc-nation-management/">previously left SBP in May</a> to join management company Roc Nation.
|
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|
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|
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|
|
Then, on August 24, the Associated Press threw things into even greater chaos with the following line in <a href="https://apnews.com/article/scooter-braun-what-to-know-d5669e8b0fe641dd268c2e2cf88b0e24">its piece</a> about the departures: “Representatives for Carly Rae Jepsen, BabyJake, and Asher Roth confirmed to AP that those artists no longer work with Braun and haven’t for quite some time.” So far, no further details have manifested about when these artists walked away from Braun. And as vague as that news is, just to muddy the waters even further, the allegedly departed and/or departing artists are all currently still listed on the SBP website.
|
|||
|
|
</p>
|
|||
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|
|||
|
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Each artist might have different reasons for leaving
|
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|
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|
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|
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Because Braun is such a high-profile industry figure himself, what might otherwise have been niche industry news became a major media sensation as people all across social media wondered what triggered the string of departures.
|
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|
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However, it’s important to take a step back and look at what we actually know. Bieber, despite kicking off this whole news cycle, has yet to confirm he’s leaving, and SBP sources have repeatedly insisted he’s not. Indeed, <a href="https://www.billboard.com/pro/justin-bieber-manager-scooter-braun-years-left-contract/">Billboard recently reported</a> that Bieber has about four years left on his contract with Braun, though he may be “exploring all [his] options.”<strong> </strong>Menzel left Braun’s management almost nine months ago, so her exit seems unconnected to what’s happening now. Same with Balvin, who left in May. If it’s true that, as the AP reported, Jepsen, BabyJake, and Roth haven’t been managed by Braun in “quite some time,” that also implies they may have left at various times and for various reasons.
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That leaves us with Lovato and Grande as the only currently confirmed (or semi-confirmed) recent exits from the company. Lovato joined SBP in 2019, and released two studio albums under Braun, <em>Dancing with the Devil</em> (2021) and <em>Holy Fvck</em> (2022). Lovato’s personal life during that time had been intense; according to the 2021 documentary <em>Dancing With the Devil</em>, Braun explained that he signed Lovato shortly after they’d finished a long period in rehab. Lovato has since returned to rehab <a href="https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/demi-lovato-secretly-returned-to-rehab-it-was-their-decision/">at least once more</a> since then; they’ve also <a href="https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/demi-lovato-explains-only-using-they-them-pronouns-was-exhausting-1234771153/">come out as nonbinary</a>.
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They’re currently promoting their upcoming album, <em>Revamped</em>, featuring new versions of previous Lovato tracks. Because the album is something of a reset — Lovato seems to be turning their old pop sound into a harder rock vibe — it makes sense that they might want a different manager for a different phase of their life and career.
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Grande has a longer history with Braun. She first joined SBP in 2013 and has released all of her albums under Braun’s management. Any way you look at it, the timing of Grande’s departure is frankly wild: She’s right in the middle of promoting the 10th anniversary rerelease of her debut album <em>Yours Truly</em>, which drops August 25. To make things even more discombobulating, SBP <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/CwOMNiHICjd/">was promoting</a> Grande’s album on social media mere minutes before the news of her departure leaked.
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Yet Grande has also recently undergone a heavily scrutinized split from her husband of two years, Dalton Gomez. <a href="https://www.tmz.com/2023/07/17/ariana-grande-dalton-gomez-separated-divorce-ring-seperated/">TMZ leaked the news</a> barely a month ago that the couple had been on the outs since January. Just three days after sources <a href="https://pagesix.com/2023/07/17/ariana-grande-dalton-gomez-divorcing-after-2-years-of-marriage/">confirmed the split</a>, TMZ followed up with reports that <a href="https://www.tmz.com/2023/07/20/ariana-grande-dating-wicked-costar-ethan-slater-split-husband-dalton-gomez/">Grande had been dating</a> her <em>Wicked</em> co-star Ethan Slater. Slater <a href="https://people.com/ariana-grande-new-boyfriend-ethan-slater-separated-wife-lilly-jay-after-baby-7563559">reportedly also separated</a> from his wife and longtime partner Lilly Jay, who gave birth to their son in August 2022, though it’s unclear exactly when their separation began.
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The affair, which allegedly <a href="https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ellendurney/ethan-slater-filed-for-divorce-amid-ariana-grande-dating">left both</a> jilted spouses “<a href="https://pagesix.com/2023/07/19/dalton-gomez-devastated-by-ariana-grande-split-report/">devastated</a>,” has fully overshadowed Grande’s forthcoming album. A new story is a good antidote to negative press coverage, and even if Grande is moving on from Braun, it might not reflect on the manager. After all, she <a href="https://variety.com/2018/biz/news/scooter-braun-fired-by-ariana-grande-justin-bieber-kanye-west-1202990231/">fired him</a> once before, in 2016, before changing her mind several months later.
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As for Bieber, if indeed he’s leaving Braun, that would be the biggest scandal yet — but not entirely a shock. The Beebs has come a long way since the days of his heady teenage stardom; more recently, he’s become <a href="https://aleteia.org/2022/09/21/justin-bieber-brings-powerful-message-of-faith-to-rock-music-festival/">more and more focused</a> on his religious life, while also battling health concerns. A year ago he <a href="https://pagesix.com/2022/09/06/justin-bieber-cancels-justice-tour-amid-health-concerns/">canceled his most recent world tour</a> shortly after it began, <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/CeorE9OjqX9/">revealing</a> that he’d been struggling with a rare viral condition, Ramsay Hunt syndrome, which can cause facial paralysis. If Bieber has moved on from Braun, it could be that it’s toward an entirely new phase of his career.
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It seems just as, if not more, likely, however, that Braun has moved on from Bieber. One source <a href="https://people.com/justin-bieber-hasnt-talked-scooter-braun-months-working-new-album-without-him-exclusive-7749937">confirmed to People</a> that Belloni’s initial report of radio silence between Braun and Bieber was accurate. According to the insider, “Justin’s been working on his new record for the last six months. Scooter and SB Projects have not set up one session or done one thing for this [new] record.”
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But while that sounds dire, it could just be business. And by “business,” we mean the unexpected ripple effects of BTS.
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Hybe, formerly Big Hit, is one of South Korea’s biggest entertainment studios, but its success is inextricably tied to that of its superstar K-pop band, BTS. Unfortunately for Hybe, BTS is currently on an extended hiatus <a href="https://www.scmp.com/news/asia/east-asia/article/3213650/bts-military-service-slowing-global-growth-k-pop-bands-label-hybe-says">due to South Korea’s mandatory military service requirements</a>, which has led to declining global profits for the company.
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In a March press conference, Hybe founder and chair Bang Si-hyuk, also known as Bang PD, stressed that the company’s rebound strategy depends heavily on Braun, who became sole CEO of Hybe America in January. Thanks to the merger, Hybe owns all of Braun’s companies including SBP and all its client contracts as well as other subsidiary entertainment companies, like Swift’s former record label Big Machine.
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Hybe isn’t resting on these laurels, however — it plans on expanding. “We will announce a substantial number of acquisitions and investments within this year as part of our efforts to widen our presence in the US,” <a href="https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/bts-agency-hybe-seeks-us-deals-after-withdrawing-bid-sm-entertainment-2023-03-15/">Bang said</a>. He also expressed interest in expanding Hybe’s role in the global Latin music industry.
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Braun has subsequently been busy carrying out Hybe’s mission. He recently <a href="https://www.billboard.com/business/management/ozuna-signs-scooter-brauns-sb-projects-management-1235364144/">entered into a partnership</a> with Latin star Ozuna and <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/08/arts/music/quality-control-hybe-scooter-braun.html">acquired</a> Atlanta-based hip-hop factory Quality Control, the label that brought the world Migos and Lil Yachty.
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As overseer of all these operations, Braun would likely find one-on-one management of even longtime clients like Bieber difficult. Thus, multiple sources told Variety on Tuesday, <a href="https://variety.com/2023/music/news/scooter-braun-justin-bieber-ariana-grande-management-1235702184/">Braun is stepping back</a> from hands-on management in order to focus more on his role as sole CEO of Hybe America, which began in January. “Scooter’s team at SB Projects are still handling both Justin and Ariana as they work through what this new structure looks like,” one source said.
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It makes sense, then, that multiple clients who’ve been long-used to personal caretaking from Braun might have soured on the prospect of a less one-on-one approach and want to move on. Another factor might be that while Hybe’s acquisition of Ithaca Holdings spelled a hefty profit for Hybe, the merger yielded uneven dividends for Braun and his clients. Per Variety, while some clients like Bieber and Grande walked away with $11 million in shares from the deal, others like Balvin and Lovato received much less; Lovato received just $1 million. The unequal payouts <a href="https://www.laineygossip.com/demi-lovato-ariana-grande-dump-scooter-braun-on-same-day-leading-to-speculation-of-scandal/74638">have fueled speculation</a> that perhaps money disputes drove the walkouts, though so far no sources have confirmed this.
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So far, the likelihood is that all these exits are pure coincidence, a quirk of timing brought about by unpredictable individual life circumstances and the vicissitudes of South Korean boy bands.
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Of course, that hasn’t stopped the rumor mill from spinning wildly. That’s because Braun’s storied career has generated plenty of its own entertainment industry lore — not all of it positive.
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Everyone loves to hate Scooter Braun. That’s probably because Swifties rule the internet.
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You can’t talk about Braun without discussing the two tentpoles of his career: his discovery of Justin Bieber and his alienation of Taylor Swift. Both are inextricably linked.
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Braun began his career as a local Atlanta party promoter, working his way into marketing for the So So Def label before striking out on his own to form SBP in 2007. A year later, Braun discovered a 13-year-old Bieber, singing hip-hop covers during the still-nascent era of early YouTube. Braun <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/03/fashion/03bieber.html">persuaded Bieber’s family</a> to invest in his career and relocate him from Ontario to Atlanta, where he worked with Usher and joined the Island Def Jam label.
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Braun’s management of Bieber, who was just 15 when <a href="https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/justin-bieber-baby-video-ludacris-3-billion-views-youtube-1235389995/">his 2010 megahit “Baby</a>” was released, was <a href="https://nypost.com/2010/08/15/bringing-up-bieber/">more of a mentorship</a> than a professional relationship, and the persona of loving friend and advice-giver to clients would be one that he <a href="https://www.businessinsider.com/scooter-braun-profile-manager-bieber-ariana-grande-kanye-taylor-swift-2022-2">adopted frequently</a> over the years.
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You wouldn’t know that, however, from the internet’s general opinion of Braun — mainly due to Taylor Swift.
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As my colleague Constance Grady has <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2019/7/1/20677241/taylor-swift-scooter-braun-controversy-explained">extensively detailed</a>, the rift between Braun and Swift dates back to around 2016, when Bieber posted a fateful Instagram post with the since-deleted caption “Taylor Swift what up.”
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That post included a photo of Bieber flanked by Braun and noted Swift foe <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/23400851/kanye-west-antisemitism-hitler-praise">Kanye West</a>, with whom Braun previously worked, and Swift used it to argue that Braun had bullied and mocked her. She continued to hold that view three years later, when Braun acquired Swift’s former record label Big Machine, and with it all of Swift’s albums.
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In a now-famous Tumblr post, Swift wrote that the acquisition was “my worst case scenario” and that Braun was “an incessant, manipulative bully.” Multiple people have disputed Swift’s version of events as well as her assessment of Braun’s character. A <a href="https://www.musicbusinessworldwide.com/scooter-braun-wanted-sell-taylor-swift-masters/">deep investigation</a> by Music Business Worldwide (MBW) found evidence that Braun <em>wanted</em> to sell Swift’s masters back to her, and had been trying to do so, only to be stymied over conflicts regarding the accompanying non-disclosure agreement. Swift’s representation called the deal “a one-sided gag order” which Swift <a href="https://twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/1328471874318311425/">characterized</a> as “an ironclad NDA stating I would never say another word about Scooter Braun unless it was positive.” The MBW investigation seemed to suggest Swift’s characterization of the NDA was distorted, and implied her real goal was to rerecord her masters all along in order to avoid having to pay $300 million for the originals.
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The saga of Swift’s masters has followed Braun and largely determined what the average person thinks about him and his reputation. For his part, Braun has <a href="https://variety.com/2021/music/news/scooter-braun-hybe-taylor-swift-justin-bieber-ariana-grande-1235000658/">stated he “regrets”</a> the fiasco and wishes Swift the best. Bieber likewise issued a lengthy apology to Swift <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BzWYdS9Hj5R/">via Instagram</a> in response to her allegations against Braun, claiming that Scooter had been the one advising Justin not to shade Swift on that fateful 2016 Insta. But Bieber also castigated Swift for her hostility toward Braun, insisting that “Scooter has had your back since the days you graciously let me open up for you.!”
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Despite the disputes, Swift’s narrative that Braun is a manipulative bully has become accepted wisdom on the internet. In the wake of the news of the departures, Swifties circulated <a href="https://www.vulture.com/2022/10/taylor-swift-vigilante-shit-scooter-braun.html">an infamous lyric</a> from Swift’s <em>Midnights</em> (2022) track “Vigilante Shit”: “While he was doin’ lines and crossin’ all of mine / Someone told his white-collar crimes to the FBI.”
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There’s no evidence that Braun is facing any federal charges, though he did face a <a href="https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/scooter-braun-hit-with-fraud-suit-private-equity-firm-1234962451/">$200 million lawsuit</a> in 2021 over allegations of fraud. That case seems to have since been handled privately, so its outcome has left no lasting stain on Braun’s industry reputation.
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Just what that reputation is, however, is also disputed. Despite the mystique that seems to accompany Braun, and his penchant for filming documentaries about his stars that double as promos for himself and his good-guy image, Braun has plenty of enemies who’ve shaded him after working with him — albeit usually anonymously. A <a href="https://www.businessinsider.com/scooter-braun-profile-manager-bieber-ariana-grande-kanye-taylor-swift-2022-2">2022 Insider profile</a> quotes a source depicting Braun as “one of the most cutthroat people in the business.” The profile suggests Braun is consumed with his own legacy and reputation, to the exclusion of his day-to-day management of clients.
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Variety’s breakdown of the current situation goes a step further: “He’s imploding,” a source <a href="https://variety.com/2023/music/news/scooter-braun-justin-bieber-ariana-grande-management-1235702184/">told</a> the outlet. “You just can’t be an asshole like that anymore.”
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Be that as it may, rumors of Braun’s demise seem to have been greatly exaggerated — so much so that Braun <a href="https://twitter.com/scooterbraun/status/1694054822281125962?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet">joked</a> about the entire debacle. In the weeks and months to come, the proof will be in Braun’s ability to acquire new artists and generate excitement — and profit — for Hybe. So far, Braun has done just that.
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<em><strong>Update, August 25, 12:30 pm</strong></em><em>: This piece has been updated to reflect additional information about the reported exits of Carly Rae Jepsen, BabyJake, and Asher Roth from Braun’s agency.</em>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Study: Carbon offsets aren’t doing their job, overstate impact</strong> - Cambridge study says carbon offsets are not nearly as effective as they claim to be. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1963543">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Renegade certificate removed from Windows. Then it returns. Microsoft stays silent.</strong> - The certificate, originally spawned by Symantec, was scheduled to be banished years ago. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1963549">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Hands-on with Cherry MX2A switches: A lot less wobble, a little more confusion</strong> - Cherry fights mechanical switch copycats with a new, yet familiar, lineup. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1963225">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Trump’s mug shot was on the Wii News channel, thanks to RiiConnect24 devs</strong> - RiiConnect has been offering Wii online services for longer than Nintendo. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1963387">link</a></p></li>
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I discovered a month -old text on my wife’s phone. It said, “Babe, I’ve sent you $300. Give your husband $100 and keep the rest for your sexy self.” I texted him back: “Hi, this is her husband. I never got my money. Please talk to her.”
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“Nah, man, my very first night I made $300.05”
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They did everything together. You could not find one without the other two nearby. But, as so often happens, after graduation, they all went their separate ways. One of the friends went on to become a very successful defense attorney. Top of his class at Harvard Law, opened his own firm, made everyone back home very proud. Second friend went to business school, did alright, works a pretty standard white-collar office job. Last friend kind of became a burnout. Doesn’t really do anything except smoke, drink, and live in his mom’s basement. We’ll call them Lawyer, Business School, and Burnout.
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Well, ten years have passed, and then their school throws a High School reunion. For the first time since high school, all three are going to be in the same town at the same time. So, naturally, they decide to get together. The plan is to go grab some drinks the night before the Class Reunion, but in ten years they have become very different people, with very different tastes. Lawyer only wants to drink wine. Business School only wants to drink beer. And Burnout, true to form, only wants to drink spiked punch.
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So, they first go to a bar. The bartender has beer, but no wine, and no spiked punch. Then they go to a lounge. The lounge has beer and wine, but no punch to drink. They drive all over town, but no matter where they go, no business has the combination of all three. After about two hours of this, Burnout has an idea. He thinks they should find a college party to crash, since there is bound to be all sorts of alcohol there. It takes some hemming and hawing, but eventually he convinces the other two. After all, it’s the first time in ten years they have seen each other. Why not?
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So, they drive to the college district, and they find a frat house with an insane party going on. This thing is so crazy people are lining up out the door just to get in. They know this is the one. So they get in line, and after a while, they make it inside the house.
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The inside is even crazier. People everywhere, lights and music, guys hanging from chandeliers. This is DEFINITELY the right place. They are really excited to finally live it up after a night of searching. Thing is, there are so many people here that there are queues just to get the drinks. The Lawyer still wants wine, so he gets in the wine line. Business School still wants beer, so he gets in the beer line. And Burnout still wants punch, but there is no punch line.
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“Oh please doc, what else can we do to fix this? My wife and I will do whatever we need to” pleads the man.
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“OK Mr Johnson. I want you and your wife at my office first thing tomorrow morning. We’ll figure this out” says the doctor.
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“Good, because I need your help”, states the Dr. “This will sound strange, but can you please fully disrobe?”
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“I understand your concern” says the doc. “But I promise you this is a safe space. This is purely for medical purposes to help your husband.”
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“It’s OK Willie” says her husband with a nod.
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“Hmm” says the doc. “Now Mrs Johnson, can you please slowly turn around”.
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She again protests, but is assured again by the doctor it’s for the benefit of her husband. After being reassures by her husband, she slowly turns in a complete circle.
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“Hmm, ok. Now I need you to jump up and down a few times. 3 or 4 jumps should suffice” says the Dr.
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“Hmm, ok. I see. Thank you so much for your help Mrs Johnson. You can get dressed and have a seat in the waiting room.”
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“We’ll doc, whats going on with me?” asks Mr Johnson.
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The doctor takes his glasses off and has a seat on his stool. He looks at the patient and says, “You are perfectly healthy Mr Johnson. She doesn’t do anything for me either”!
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