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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>In Vivek Ramaswamy, the Republicans Have Something New</strong> - The thirty-eight-year-old “anti-woke” polemicist and political novice has become one of Trump’s main rivals. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-political-scene/in-vivek-ramaswamy-the-republicans-have-something-new">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Ukrainians Forced to Flee to Russia</strong> - Some are brought against their will. Others are encouraged in subtler ways. But the over-all efforts seem aimed at the erasure of the Ukrainian people. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/08/21/the-ukrainians-forced-to-flee-to-russia">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Ron DeSantis Slump</strong> - The Florida governor once looked likely to defeat Donald Trump. Where did his campaign go wrong? - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-political-scene/the-ron-desantis-slump">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Surviving the Phoenix Heat</strong> - Researchers at Arizona State University are bringing relief to the residents who need it most. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/surviving-the-phoenix-heat">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Robo-Taxis Are Legal Now</strong> - In San Francisco, it’s getting easier to hail a ride from no one. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-silicon-valley/robo-taxis-are-legal-now">link</a></p></li>
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<li><strong>San Francisco’s robotaxi experiment is getting out of hand</strong> -
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<img alt="City traffic in San Francisco with a Cruise driverless car in the middle of it." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/Y5aHOIvPYlFt7vDHNTYbZ4R8jKU=/371x0:3290x2189/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/72558661/GettyImages_1497019989.0.jpg"/>
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A Cruise self-driving taxi pauses at an intersection in San Francisco. | Justin Sullivan/Getty Images
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The city’s bumpy experiment with self-driving taxis is spreading nationwide, too.
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Self-driving taxis are ferrying passengers across <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/31/23579426/cruise-waymo-cpuc-trips-growth-robotaxi-sf">San Francisco</a> and <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2022/12/16/23511719/waymo-airport-phoenix-sf-av-robotaxi-driverless">Phoenix</a>, and they could be coming to a street near you very soon.
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The two leading robotaxi companies, GM’s Cruise and Alphabet’s Waymo, are <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2023/8/3/23817441/waymo-robotaxi-austin-passenger-service-map">expanding commercial services</a> to cities across the country, including <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2023/8/3/23817441/waymo-robotaxi-austin-passenger-service-map">Austin</a>, Los Angeles, Miami, and New York City. They’re scaling up fast, and a third company, Amazon’s Zoox, is playing catch-up.
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On August 10, the California Public Utilities Commission handed Cruise and Waymo a victory by allowing them to operate across San Francisco at all hours and charge fares. During a six-and-a-half-hour hearing, hundreds of residents testified for and against the robotaxis. Supporters claimed they were safer and more reliable than human-driven vehicles, and disabled people said they were more accessible, especially for service animals. Opponents, including transit and fire officials, argued that the taxis had repeatedly gotten in the way of emergency responders and had <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/10/23789905/waymo-cruise-sf-cpuc-vote-orange-cone">become a nuisance</a>.
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The very next day, Cruise cars snarled traffic in the city’s North Beach neighborhood after the Outside Lands Music Festival being held in the western part of the city caused wireless service problems and the cars lost contact with their central office. The <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2023/8/15/23831170/robotaxi-cpuc-sf-waymo-cruise-traffic-halt">traffic meltdown</a> was proof to many that the cars were not ready for a larger rollout.
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Then, on Wednesday, August 16 — less than a week after California regulators lifted restrictions on Cruise and Waymo — <a href="https://www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/driverless-taxi-cruise-waymo-18300237.php">San Francisco officials</a> asked for that approval to be halted, arguing the city “will suffer serious harm” with the services expanded to daytime hours.
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Liz Lindqwister, a data journalist at the nonprofit news startup the San Francisco Standard, has been documenting the bumpy expansion of robotaxis — while using them herself to commute around town.
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“People like to say that San Francisco is at the heart of the robotaxi revolution. And they’re practically everywhere in the city now. You can see them crawling on every single street,” Lindqwister said.
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To learn more about riding in cars with robots, <a href="https://www.vox.com/today-explained-podcast"><em>Today, Explained</em></a> host Sean Rameswaram spoke to Lindqwister on Vox’s daily news explainer podcast. Read on for a partial transcript of the conversation, edited and condensed for length and clarity, and listen to the full conversation <a href="https://link.chtbl.com/todayexplainedpod">wherever you find podcasts</a>.
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<strong>This isn’t an experiment. This is the future. This is reality.</strong>
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It’s very real. And it’s happening right in my backyard. You’ll see them every single day when you’re going to work. I’ve taken them out to go get drinks with friends and stuff, and they’ve become about as ubiquitous as an Uber or a Lyft.
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<strong>I did not know it was so ubiquitous that people were just taking them out to go get drinks with their friends on a Friday night or whatever. What was the experience like?</strong>
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It’s very surreal because in a lot of ways the experience of riding in a robotaxi is just like an Uber. It’s a normal car. When you’re in a Waymo, it’ll be a Jaguar …
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<strong>A Jaguar robot car?!</strong>
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Yeah, it’s very bougie-bougie. It feels very fancy and luxurious. But you’ll just be riding through town, and it just doesn’t have a driver. You’ll see the wheel moving and spinning and the pedals going, but there won’t be any driver up front.
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<strong>Do you tip the robot taxi?</strong>
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I have never tipped a robot taxi. Maybe that makes me a stingy rider, but I don’t really feel the need to tip the technology.
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<strong>Does it ask you to tip the robot driver?</strong>
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No, it doesn’t. And in the case of Waymo, it wasn’t able to even charge me for rides up until literally Thursday of last week. Basically, this robotaxi revolution really got kicked into high gear last Thursday because of this big state vote by the California Public Utilities Commission.
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There were dozens of people who lined up outside of the meeting on Thursday, and they gave six hours of public comment to say how much they really dislike these cars or how much they love them. Waymo and Cruise, they had a pretty big contingent there and support. Mothers Against Drunk Driving like to support Cruise because they like to plug that these robotaxis are safer than the average driver.
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On the flip side, there’s just a whole slew of people that have seen how they’ve really disrupted life in San Francisco. There’s been a lot of pushback from city officials, from the fire department, and from local activists who really don’t want to see more cars on the street. But it still passed. They basically granted these robotaxis the ability to expand, unlimited, through all parts of the city and drive all hours of the day and charge money for it, basically making them like taxis.
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<strong>So these rides were free for a time. How much are they now that they’re not free?</strong>
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It depends on the company, because until now, Cruise was actually able to charge for its rides. The confusing part about this is that different companies had different rules. But basically Waymo hasn’t released its pricing model. They say that there’s going to be a base fee, and that there’s going to be cost per mile, cost per time. And the same thing with Cruise, except Cruise has been more public about their base fee of $5 and the additional costs on top of it.
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<strong>How is this changing the experience of calling a cab? Are people doing different things in the car now that they’re alone?</strong>
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In some of my reporting, we found that people are starting to do <a href="https://sfstandard.com/2023/08/11/san-francisco-robotaxi-cruise-debauchery/">debaucherous things</a> or unseemly things in the car. We found a handful of people who had either had sex or hooked up in the back of a robotaxi because there’s just no driver to tell you you can’t do that. And I’d imagine the same goes for alcohol or drugs. The companies obviously don’t plug this as something that you should do in their vehicles.
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<strong>Why not?! Is sex illegal in San Francisco?</strong>
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Definitely not in robotaxis, according to some of our more adventurous readers.
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<strong>Well, have there been any problems yet with these robocars?</strong>
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That’s an understatement, honestly. It’s pretty crazy. These cars will just get caught. Let’s say there are 10 fire trucks coming down to stop a blaze in San Francisco. The Cruise cars don’t know what to do. They’ll just brick up on the street and not move. The issue with that is that they’ll be blocking traffic. They’ll be blocking the emergency vehicles.
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<strong>So they crumble under pressure.</strong>
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They definitely crumble under pressure. And they were put to the test this Friday. San Francisco has this pretty famous music festival called Outside Lands. Tens of thousands of people attend. It’s a really big event for the city. And Cruise and Waymo were still operating around the park where the festival was held.
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<strong>This was day one of the new world that we were living in in San Francisco.</strong>
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Day one of the new world. And they had a meltdown. As many as a dozen stalled Cruise cars blocked the streets in a neighborhood in the north part of the city. The company said that it was because all of the people at Outside Lands disrupted the cellphone signal or the signal that the Cruise cars use to operate.
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<strong>The robots blamed the people.</strong>
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Yeah, the robots blamed the people. A lot of people said that the robotaxis just couldn’t handle the floods of people walking on the street. They’ll just stop. And it’s kind of funny to see because the cars kind of look clueless. And there’s no driver in them either. So you really can’t yell at them to move or honk at them either. I think something that people don’t talk enough about too, with Cruise, is that they’re such cute little cars, that it really, truly is comical when they mess up.
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<strong>But of course, it’s all cute and fun until someone gets hurt. And hearing that these cars just have a meltdown when there’s emergency vehicles flying through a crowded street or when there’s lots of people around is concerning.</strong>
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Yeah. Having driven in so many robotaxis at this point, it’s most interesting to see humans’ relationships to these robot cars and not necessarily the robot cars themselves. When I’m inside them, I’ll see people flipping me off or just glaring or yelling at me because they feel so strongly about it. They’re so frustrated with these dinky little robot cars.
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They’re also <a href="https://sfstandard.com/2023/07/07/we-spoke-to-one-of-the-activists-coning-cruise-and-waymo-robotaxis-in-san-francisco/">coning the cars</a>. It sounds funny, but it’s literally traffic cones that activists are placing on top of robotaxi sensors so that they can’t move. The city has even taken it into their own hands where, a firefighter in an emergency situation, they coned a Cruise car because they didn’t want it to keep moving into an emergency situation.
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<strong>Even the firefighters are getting in on it. So it hasn’t been a totally smooth transition. But that’s sort of to be expected, I imagine.</strong>
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Yeah. And I think the big question now, too, is where this is going to fit in in the broader transportation landscape of not just San Francisco, but the state and the country. We have Ubers and Lyfts that still exist. But I imagine a lot of those drivers are frustrated that there are all these self-driving cars that might take their positions.
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And then, of course, there are transit problems with funding in San Francisco and the Bay Area. Our public transportation system is really struggling. So for another car option, private option, to show up like this, that gets a lot of folks really frustrated. Like, is this the right use of our time, of our priorities, of our funding? I don’t know.
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<strong>Right. Is the answer more cars?</strong>
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Yeah, And that’s a lot of the criticism, is that San Francisco’s a dense city. It’s a small city. Does it really need thousands more of these robotaxis?
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I think the CPUC vote basically said that. Whether or not San Franciscans like it, robotaxis are here to stay. And now they have unlimited access to the city and can charge money for it. And there are a lot of people excited about it. Waymo likes to say that they have a wait list of over 100,000 people. That’s a lot of people that are excited to drive in their cars.
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<strong>Or it’s just 100,000 people who are really excited about having sex in a robot car.</strong>
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At the end of the day, it’s definitely a novelty to try out one of these cars. My parents are going to come visit in a month, and that’ll be the first thing I do, is show them the future in a robotaxi.
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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) talks with reporters after signing a flurry of education bills in May. An increasingly complex web of rules in the state has school districts confused over which courses they can teach — and which run afoul of the law. | Thomas Simonetti/Washington Post via Getty Images
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Amid the usual back-to-school preparations this month, yet another College Board AP course was caught in the crossfire of Florida’s ongoing culture war.
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This time, it’s <a href="https://apcentral.collegeboard.org/media/pdf/ap-psychology-course-and-exam-description.pdf#page=113">AP Psychology</a> that’s pitting school districts and the College Board against the state, with college-bound students caught in the middle. Thanks to a vague law and even vaguer directions from Florida’s education department, some school district leaders remain unsure if the course is even legal to teach. It’s a situation that highlights how difficult — and confusing — it has become for schools to navigate the state’s increasingly restrictive education policies.
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The drama began in May, when the Florida Department of Education sent a <a href="https://allaccess.collegeboard.org/allaccess/pdf/gj3lk7d.pdf">letter</a> asking the College Board, an organization that administers coursework and exams for college access, to audit and make potential changes to its AP Psychology course, which includes teachings on sexual orientation and gender identity. According to the letter, the course now needed to comply with the new House Bill 1096, otherwise known as the “<a href="https://www.vox.com/policy/2023/3/24/23649277/dont-say-period-florida-republicans-restricting-sex-education">Don’t Say Period</a>” law, which states that high school lessons on gender identity and sexual orientation must be “age appropriate.”
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Unlike its actions in <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/23583240/ap-african-american-studies-college-board-florida-ron-desantis">the recent controversy</a> over AP African American Studies in Florida, the College Board <a href="https://newsroom.collegeboard.org/statement-ap-psychology-and-florida">didn’t cave</a> to the state’s request. In a stern statement, the organization announced that it would neither modify the course, which it has offered in Florida for 30 years, nor consider college credits for students from schools that watered down the curriculum. According to the College Board, it began receiving messages from teachers “heartbroken that they are being forced to drop AP and instead teach alternatives that have been deemed legal because the courses exclude these topics.” (About 30,000 students statewide had registered for the course, according to the College Board.)
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Florida, the College Board declared, had <a href="https://newsroom.collegeboard.org/statement-ap-psychology-and-florida">“effectively banned AP Psychology.”</a>
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The controversy is only the latest imbroglio changing the face of education for Florida students this term. Earlier this year, the state’s Board of Education rejected the AP African American Studies curriculum, claiming it “lacks educational value,” even after the College Board removed topics such as <a href="https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/2019/5/20/18542843/intersectionality-conservatism-law-race-gender-discrimination">intersectionality</a> and reparations. Then the state adopted new <a href="https://www.vox.com/politics/2023/8/10/23825778/florida-black-history-standards-ron-desantis">social studies standards</a> that teach that enslaved people benefited from slavery because it taught them useful skills, drawing ire from across the country, as even Republican Party leaders denounced the standards.
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The state has <a href="https://www.vox.com/politics/2023/5/24/23736215/florida-book-ban-amanda-gorman-the-hill-we-climb#:~:text=The%20concerning%20rise%20and%20impact%20of%20book%20bans&text=In%20Florida%2C%20a%20new%20law,by%20a%20parent%20or%20teacher.">banned books</a> with LGBTQ themes, <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy/2023/6/2/23742508/ron-desantis-florida-higher-education-ideological-war">eliminated DEI programs</a> and initiatives at state universities, disrupted the <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy/23762357/republican-attack-higher-education">state’s tenure system</a>, targeted trans health care at universities, limited <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy/2023/3/24/23649277/dont-say-period-florida-republicans-restricting-sex-education">sex education</a>, and made a mockery of the tiny <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy/2023/4/21/23690415/ron-desantis-florida-higher-education-colleges-universities">New College of Florida</a>. The changes all coincide with Gov. Ron DeSantis’s bid for the Republican presidential nomination against former <a href="https://www.vox.com/donald-trump">President Donald Trump</a> and other contenders. As the campaign season picks up, <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/23593369/ron-desantis-florida-schools-higher-education-woke">critics say</a> <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy/23762357/republican-attack-higher-education">they expect</a> DeSantis’s puppeteering of education in the state to only become more chaotic.
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How AP Psychology became the latest culture war target
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The timeline of events is dizzying. Ahead of the 2023-2024 academic year, Florida’s education Commissioner Manny Díaz Jr. directed his office to conduct a review of the AP Psychology course to ensure that it aligns with the law, in particular<strong> </strong><a href="https://www.vox.com/policy/2023/3/24/23649277/dont-say-period-florida-republicans-restricting-sex-education">Florida’s new “Don’t Say Period” law</a>. The AP course had one target that requires students to “Describe how sex and gender influence socialization and other aspects of development.” Around the same time, the department made its <a href="https://allaccess.collegeboard.org/allaccess/pdf/gj3lk7d.pdf">request</a> to the College Board.
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As the summer crawled closer to the start of the school year, Florida provided no signal that it would allow the course to be taught in its entirety, while the College Board insisted it was banned. So, many rightfully confused school districts began refusing to offer the course.
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Díaz sent a letter to district leaders on August 4 to clear things up. “The Department of Education is not discouraging districts from teaching AP Psychology,” it read. When district leaders asked for further clarification, Díaz responded in a follow-up letter on August 9 — <a href="https://twitter.com/JakeStofan/status/1689417111859306496/photo/1">just a day before the school year was set to begin in much of the state</a> — insisting, “It is the Department of Education’s stance that [the] learning target … can be taught consistent with Florida law.” Díaz again rejected the assertion that the state had banned the course.
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Districts have had to do a frenzied dance to keep up with the quick changes. One day, Mike Burke, Palm Beach County’s school chief, apologetically announced that he was removing AP Psych, stating, “If there was a way we could teach this course and not have our teachers get arrested, we would do it in a second,” according to the <a href="https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/education/2023/08/09/palm-beach-county-schools-switch-will-offer-ap-psych-this-year/70558894007/?csp=chromepush">Palm Beach Post</a> — and he reversed that decision just days later.
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Other districts aren’t adding back AP Psychology, having already ordered textbooks for alternate courses, while some are refusing to re-adopt the course because they’re fearful that teachers could still face legal consequences. Meanwhile, some districts were prepared to just ignore the state’s mixed messages all along. “I have communicated to our staff to respect the law and follow the law, but not to fear the law and do more than it requires,” Leon County Schools Superintendent Rocky Hanna said <a href="https://twitter.com/LeonSchools/status/1688995014154555397?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet">in a statement</a>.
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For many, however, the fear had already taken hold. Seven of the 11 districts with the largest enrollments in the course said they would make the switch to an alternative class, rushing to catch teachers up on the new material, according to the <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2023/08/09/florida-schools-drop-ap-psychology-class/">Washington Post</a>.
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Jason Wheeler, the coordinator for communications for Flagler Schools, a public school district on Florida’s northeast coast, told Vox that the district will not offer the course despite the commissioner’s new guidance. Though it was available to students last year, students this year are enrolled in International Baccalaureate Psychology, which also provides college credit, due to what the district has called “<a href="https://resources.finalsite.net/images/v1691431474/flaglerschoolscom/fwzcotm4p6qd9hsevw0f/APPsyUpdate1-1.pdf">the evolving educational landscape</a>.”
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Pinellas County Superintendent Kevin Hendrick told the <a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/education/2023/08/09/florida-says-ap-psychology-course-meets-state-law-as-is-adding-clarity/">Tampa Bay Times</a> that he did not want to put his teachers and students through more change. The district plans to use the Cambridge AICE course, an alternate course that provides college credit. Teachers recently received training for the course in light of the education department’s initial guidance. Hillsborough County’s superintendent, who oversees 1,800 students who take the course, <a href="https://www.tampabay.com/news/education/2023/08/09/florida-says-ap-psychology-course-meets-state-law-as-is-adding-clarity/">told the Tampa Bay Times</a> his district also didn’t have immediate plans to change course and offer AP Psychology, then <a href="https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/ap-psychology-course-back-in-hillsborough-county-public-schools/">backtracked and added AP Psych back</a> to the curriculum, after all.
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The AP Psychology saga is a bellwether for what’s to come
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A series of laws signed by Gov. DeSantis in the past two years have created significant challenges for educators. The laws, which critics call “classroom gag orders,” build on one another, creating a web of restrictions that educators must navigate to avoid legal consequences. The AP Psychology course could technically be considered illegal under three of the state’s restrictive education laws — the “Don’t Say Period” law, the “Don’t Say Gay” law, and the Stop WOKE Act, which bans schools and businesses from teaching anything that could make anyone feel “guilt, anguish or any form of psychological distress” because of their race, gender, sex, or national origin.
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<a href="https://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2023/1069/BillText/c1/PDF">House Bill 1069</a>, the law cited in the AP Psychology letter, is also known as the “Don’t Say Period law” and took effect little more than a month before the school year began. It states that<strong> </strong>“Classroom instruction by school personnel or third parties on sexual orientation of gender identity may not occur in prekindergarten through grade 8 […] If such instruction is provided in grades 9 through 12, the instruction must be in a manner that is age-appropriate or developmentally appropriate for students in accordance with state standards.”<strong> </strong>
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The law reinforces 2022’s <a href="https://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2022/1557/?Tab=BillText">Parental Rights in Education Act</a>, colloquially known as the “Don’t Say Gay law,” which states that “classroom instruction by school personnel or third parties on sexual orientation or gender identity may not occur in kindergarten through grade 3 or in a manner that is not age appropriate or developmentally appropriate for students in accordance with state standards.” In April 2023, the state expanded the law to include grades 4-12.
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Each of the laws has been criticized for using vague language. The Parental Rights in Education Act, for example, does not define key phrases such as “age appropriate,” “developmentally appropriate,” or “classroom instruction.” As a result, virtually any kind of classroom discussion and material can be called into question, and under the law, educators can face third-degree felony charges for a violation.
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Educators in the state are now scratching their heads over what is and isn’t legal under the law, while heated debates about <a href="https://winknews.com/2023/08/08/lee-county-public-schools-media-access-form/">which books</a> can be made available to students in school libraries and <a href="https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-schools-nicknames-permission/44766231">permission slips</a> for students to be called by anything other than their legal names are flustering parents.
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The tapestry of laws and controversies is causing teachers at various levels to leave the profession, specifically citing <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/may/13/florida-teachers-woke-law-ron-desantis">intimidation</a>, <a href="https://wusfnews.wusf.usf.edu/education/2023-06-30/florida-teachers-quitting-anti-lgbtq-laws">anti-LGBTQ laws</a>, and an off-putting “<a href="https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/05/florida-education-brain-drain-hitting-schools-hard">war on wokeness</a>.” Academic freedom advocates <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy/23762357/republican-attack-higher-education">told Vox</a> the attack on education will take “years to undo.”
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The AP Psychology debacle highlights just how deeply that fear has permeated education in Florida at all levels. “Education in Florida has just gotten very politicized,” Kurt Browning, the superintendent of Pasco County Schools, told the Washington Post. “Teachers teach in fear. They’re scared. It’s no way to educate kids.”
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MAUI, Hawai‘i — When Hawai‘i Governor Josh Green held a press conference on Wednesday, he revealed the state government’s focus on procuring federal resources, securing housing, preventing land grab profiteering in affected areas on Maui, and coordinating agencies operating in response to the catastrophe. Nearly 2,500 housing units, including hotel rooms and Airbnbs, have been secured for displaced people, and the death toll has surpassed 110 with more than half of Lāhainā yet to be searched.
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A confrontation between Maui County officials and the press over the decision to not sound warning sirens highlighted not only the chaos wrought by the wildfires last week but also the disconnect between people of this place and those who came from the continental United States to cover the disaster and help with the recovery. After defending his decision to not sound the alarms at the press conference, the head of the county’s emergency management agency, Herman Andaya, <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/18/world/asia/maui-emergency-chief-resigns.html">resigned abruptly on Thursday</a>, citing health reasons. But as someone who grew up in Hawai‘i, and who watched the scuffle unfold from Honolulu, I know the situation is far more complex than national headlines make it appear.
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Forty-one minutes into the press conference, Maui Mayor Richard Bissen stepped out of the scrum of officials lined up on stage and stood alongside Andaya to confront a CBS News reporter who had asked about the decision not to sound warning sirens and questioned his qualifications. Andaya had previously served as chief of staff to former Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa and did not have previous direct emergency management experience.
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Bissen came forward like a good local boy defending his own. The reporter kept talking over Andaya, demanding answers. Bissen snarled, “You want him to give you the answer? Or you wanna give?” Even with Bissen’s undertone of pidgin English he came through, loud and clear — you gone have one problem you keep this up. “If you want to talk, come up here,” Bissen added after a back and forth. The hint of threat was palpable. Like a tourist surfer exceeding their visitor bounds in a local surf line-up, the reporter was shown his place here, quickly and efficiently. We are not anybody’s “main-land.” This is Hawai‘i. Get it or go. We need help in this terrible catastrophe but people want to be met half-way, in part on our terms.
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To be fair, likely not knowing the lay of the land, the CBS reporter couldn’t have known that sounding the sirens might also have <em>cost</em> many lives by sending people uphill into the fire. The sirens he asked about were built to be coastal tsunami warning horns, part of a system <a href="https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rsta.2014.0371">inaugurated in 1949</a> in response to the devastating tsunami of 1946 which killed 159 Hawaiian residents — we learned the hard way to seek high ground. Though the sirens do have a range of purposes, mass evacuation in the face of a firestorm bearing down on a major town as fast as 60 miles per hour with temperatures <a href="https://visura.co/jmatt/stories/butte-county-camp-fire-100-day">as hot or hotter than 1,000 degrees Fahrenheit</a> is not one of them.
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“The public is trained to seek higher ground in the event that the siren is sounded,” Andaya explained at the press conference. “Had we sounded the siren that night, we’re afraid that people would have gone mauka,” or toward the mountains. “And if that was the case, then they would have gone into the fire.”
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There are no sirens upland where the fire had blazed. They aren’t designed to be heard upcountry, incredibly loud as they are. For those standing at the podium, from this place, members of <a href="https://www.vox.com/media">the media</a> appeared to have committed a grave sin: that of assuming an understanding of Hawai‘i, from an outsider’s point of view which only rarely is at all accurate. And in this disaster, people here are sick of it.
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It is important, at this point, to note that Hawai‘i was once a politically thriving, progressive monarchy, then an illegally overthrown republic, and then a United States plantation colony and military garrison. It is still effectively a collection of garrison towns, bearing little relation to the way life is lived on the American continent at large. Media as well as non-local emergency response from other states and the federal government are thrust into a situation that requires them to learn fast — sometimes the hard way — that “the way it’s done” in the continental US is not compatible with the network of community systems and social protocols in Hawai‘i. There is a precipitous cultural competency learning curve that people from the rest of the US just don’t see coming to Hawai‘i, when to them, they are merely working in another one of fifty states.
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And frustration isn’t only supplied by people and organizations from the continental US. Like everyone from Hawai‘i, I know we can create it for ourselves too, bountifully.
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Volunteers prepare free meals to donate to West Maui families affected by wildfires, at the University of Hawai‘i Maui College in Kahului, Maui, Hawai‘i on August 13, 2023.
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On Tuesday, August 8, the night that the fires took off and burned their hottest, and as residents and visitors became refugees, Kainoa Horcajo, the leader of <a href="https://mauirapidresponse.org/">Maui Rapid Response</a>, called Greg Shepherd, who has worked for nearly two decades in Maui’s restaurant industry, to tell him that local emergency operations were struggling to feed evacuees. Shepherd is a volunteer manager with the food aid cooperative <a href="https://www.chefhui.com/">Chef Hui</a>, and in the hours that followed that call, he helped secure space to prepare meals and meet the local need, well before state or federal emergency assistance arrived. Shepherd told me that the volunteer staff of the newly marshaled Chef Hui Maui response cranked out 600 meals, with virtually no notice, in the middle of the night, as Lāhainā burned to the ground. “It’s a phone call, a group text message. Nobody ever says no — that’s the thing about Maui,” Shepherd told me.
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The next morning Shepherd was frustrated by the inertia of meetings and slow decision-making that he says he observed in Maui County’s response. His team had worked a miracle, feeding fire refugees at Wailuku airport that night. The following day, according to Shepherd, county officials were still talking about collecting information in order to start distributing meals. “We’ll probably be at 60,000 meals by the time you guys tell us what you think we should do,” Shepherd told me.
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Shepherd and Chef Hui are a critical node in the relationship map of Maui, providing a social safety net during disaster. Their local response had the benefit of an already established ecosystem of farms, ranchers, hunters, fishermen, slaughterhouses, and distributors that supply ingredients for everything from basic local plate lunches to the poshest of resort meals on Maui. As fires swept through Lāhainā, their mission was to feed Lāhainā’s displaced people efficiently, sustainably, and well. In the middle of the climate-charged disaster, Chef Hui’s response provided not only food — but restored dignity.
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Volunteers prepare free meals at the University of Hawai‘i Maui College in Kahului, central Maui, Hawai‘i, on August 13, 2023.
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The level of state support for such efforts is unclear. When I asked whether or not the state had plans to fund or otherwise aid Chef Hui, the governor’s office said my question could not be answered. How could it be? Here was a maverick non-profit in the disaster area taking pressure off a state that was facing its vast post-fire burdens. The state likely could have prepared better for the sort of hell befalling Maui, but this would have required imagining something that, at least for most in Hawai‘i, was unimaginable.
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An assessment will come — many will. Right now, we local folks, from the governor to the dishwashers at Chef Hui, are doing everything we can to help our ‘ohana, our extended family, on Maui. That is the urgent work at hand.
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Formed in 2018 by local chefs and food service partners, <a href="https://www.chefhui.com/">Chef Hui</a> has a mission to serve its communities healthy local food and create a more direct connection to the area’s domestic food systems. On the Friday after the fires started, I visited Chef Hui’s emergency operation at the University of Hawai‘i Maui College Culinary Academy, about an hour away from Lāhainā. Chef Hui’s many local volunteers had been there for days, working around the clock preparing and delivering meals, and by Sunday, the collective had delivered more than 10,000 meals to those displaced by wildfire. It was in the fire zones in Lāhainā and Upcountry where there had been a total absence of food relief coming from official government channels. A week later, Chef Hui told me it was still serving as many as 10,000 meals a day as the county and state still struggled to deliver food aid.
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Volunteers load propane tanks onto jet skis to be ferried to shore on August 14, 2023, in Kaʻanapali, Hawai‘i.
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Meanwhile, there is some food aid from organizations based on the continent. The local Salvation Army has been preparing and serving about a thousand meals to refugees assembled in Wailuku’s War Memorial Gym, nearly 40 miles from Lāhainā. Volunteers from World Central Kitchen, a Washington, DC-based nonprofit that provides meals in the wake of <a href="https://www.vox.com/natural-disaster">natural disasters</a> and man-made crises, are also on the ground, albeit supporting Chef Hui exclusively. When I was there last week, there was palpable tension between local volunteers and those with World Central Kitchen. The principal issue was, as it often is, a lack of cultural understanding. As aid workers traveled to fire and burn zones to deliver food, World Central Kitchen workers weren’t always trusted by people who were grieving and frightened.
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As someone from Hawai‘i, I understand the sometimes insular nature of our islands — on top of being innately suspicious of outsiders in a place where tourists regularly behave in ways that are disrespectful of our ‘āina (the land) or Kānaka Maoli (Indigenous Hawaiians) as well as longtime, local residents. There’s tremendous anguish felt here by those who have been priced out of home ownership by real estate costs inflated by speculation, second homes, and investment properties. This place is fraught, an entire state being gentrified, crawling with tourists like a poi dog (that’s a mutt to you, haole) has fleas.
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In 2018, I covered the aftermath of the Camp Fire in Paradise, California, which, like Lāhainā, was leveled by a disaster. I thought I knew what to expect in Lāhainā, but it was still a kick in the gut. In my home, on the land that shaped me into the person I am, it was a painful reminder that <a href="https://www.vox.com/climate">global warming</a> caused by human activity means that deadly wildfires will be more common — and, unfortunately, stand the chance of becoming ever more deadly, as has happened here.
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I found myself in the aftermath again last Sunday. Traversing the devastation with Chef Hui and World Central Kitchen volunteers, we arrived at the Napili Market, a strip mall turned response hub in Lāhainā. Hot meals were moved from box trucks into pickups and vans. Volunteers counted the flats of water, sports drinks, Vienna sausages, Spam, bundles of towels, toilet paper, and underwear. And then they ventured into the town’s still-standing neighborhoods to distribute the supplies where power was spotty at best, and water, if service had been restored, was still not safe to drink. At all of the distribution centers in Lāhainā, Chef Hui and World Central Kitchen were the only ones supplying hot, ready-to-eat food to people at that time.
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As a journalist welcomed by Chef Hui for my local roots to cover their efforts, it wasn’t immediately clear to me that I would have ended up sitting on a tailgate calling out, “Hot meals! Water! You folks need dinner?”
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I handed out dinners and hugged people breaking down in tears. Every time Shepherd, the food service veteran, or Keli’i Heen, a Chef Hui organizer, got out from behind the wheel to help me hand out meals, their courtesy, kindness, and connection to this Maui community was evident and helped me cope. For some evacuees, it was their first hot meal in days. Shepherd, Heen, and the other volunteers understood that the prepared food, their mere presence answering questions and hearing concerns, and their open smiles all told the people of Lāhainā that they had not been forgotten, that they had dignity and would be treated accordingly, in a way that more formalized aid groups had not yet been able to muster.
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Mercy Worldwide volunteers unload supplies to West Maui towns at Black Rock Beach in Lahaina, western Maui, Hawai‘i, on August 12, 2023.
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But really, what could the state or county have mustered? Andaya has resigned, but would a more seasoned emergency manager dealt the same hand have fared any better? Again, locally, here in Hawai‘i, a previously inconceivable firestorm juiced by a nearby hurricane ravaged the landscape, moving as fast as 60 miles per hour and burning at 1,000 degrees in the middle of the night.
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This conflagration bears down on a sleepy town of single-wall, wood-frame structures dating back to the 1700s, when streets were laid out for horses. It is served by a modern warning system that depends on cell phone alerts and cell towers, which fall prey to both hurricane-force winds and fires. And what is <em>perhaps</em> a more robust alert system, the sirens, is still electrically operated, not designed for this, and may signal a tsunami to the population and cause them to flee uphill, which in this case, would have been into an inferno.
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Underpinning it all is the fact that, nationally, we have not acted meaningfully on climate change or faced the consequences of our contemporary and historical land use. Will this year be another record-breaking carbon pollution year?
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Lāhainā is a glimpse of the accelerating future, as was Paradise, California, five years ago. The Camp Fire grew at the rate of a football field a second. The wildfire in Maui destroyed Lāhainā in the time it takes to watch a kids’ soccer match, or less. Imagining and planning for the inconceivable must become the norm after these two catastrophes — our obligation. From where I sit, having reported in both places after decimating firestorms, it is something we owe the dead and the living, those who have lost so much and will pick up their lives again, forever changed, able to not just imagine the inconceivable — but recall their experience of it.
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Google announces new algorithm that makes FIDO encryption safe from quantum computers</strong> - New approach combines ECDSA with post-quantum algorithm called Dilithium. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1961906">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>SanDisk Extreme SSDs are “worthless,” multiple lawsuits against WD say</strong> - Ars cited in two SanDisk SSD failure lawsuits filed yesterday. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1961790">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>X suspends pro-Nazi account after two brands halt advertising</strong> - X will soon allow brands to block ads from appearing next to specific profiles. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1961835">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Wi-Fi sniffers strapped to drones—Mike Lindell’s odd plan to stop election fraud</strong> - Lindell wants to fly drones near polling places to monitor voting machines. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1961867">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Peter Beck pushes toward a Neutron debut in 2024, but acknowledges challenges</strong> - “We don’t believe in signing janky, fake contracts.” - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1961816">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.
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"She’s finally gone…yeah I know, about bloody time, I’m coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie.
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I love you…can’t wait to see you…we’ll do all the naughty things you like."
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He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
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Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote…
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“I can see your feet. We’re outta bread: be back in five minutes.”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Dry_Career_2304"> /u/Dry_Career_2304 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/15ur0w2/a_woman_cranky_because_her_husband_was_late/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/15ur0w2/a_woman_cranky_because_her_husband_was_late/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>A middle-aged married couple live in a small house on the beach. One afternoon they get into a huge fight. The woman says to the man, “I’m so angry I can’t even stand to look at you right now,” and hands him a large bucket.</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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“Go down to the beach and fill that bucket up with snails for tonight’s dinner,” The woman tells her husband, “and once you’ve done that maybe I’ll be able to stand being around you again.”
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The man reluctantly agrees and heads down to the beach with the bucket. It takes him several hours, but he is finally able to catch enough snails to fill the bucket just as the sun is starting to set. The man gets ready to head back home when he suddenly sees a beautiful young blonde woman walking along the beach.
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The man sets down his bucket, approaches the blonde, and starts up a conversation with her. After they talk for a while, the blonde invites the man to come home with her, which he eagerly agrees to.
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The man runs back to the beach as quickly as he can, gathers up his bucket full of snails, and sprints back home. When he gets there, he dumps the snails out all over the walkway leading up to this front door.
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The man’s wife hears the commotion and comes to the door. “Where the hell have you been all night?” She demands angrily.
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The man turns around, looks down at the snails, and says, “Come on, little guys, you can do it! We’re almost there!”
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An American anthropologist has been studying a tribe in Africa by living with them for a year.
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One day, the chief called him into the chief’s hut.
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The chief sighed. “Well, my friend, it seems that we must ask you to leave.” The anthropologist was surprised by this; he thought he had gained the tribe’s trust.
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“Why, what’s the matter?” he stammered.
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“It seems that a woman in our tribe has given birth to a baby… a white baby,” said the chief.
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The anthropologist began to laugh. “Oh, is that all? No, that’s just a classic case of albinism. It’s caused by inheriting recessive pigment genes and…”
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The chief didn’t look convinced, so he pointed at a nearby flock of sheep. “See those sheep? All of them are white except for that one. It’s like that!”
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The chief was silent for a moment and said, “Listen, you don’t talk about the sheep, and I won’t talk about the baby.”
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A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day.
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The next day though, the farmer turned up at Tommy’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
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Tommy replied, “Well, then just give me my money back. That’s fine.”
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The farmer said, “Sorry, I can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
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Tommy then said, “Okay, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
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The farmer was surprised and asked Tommy, “Why? What ya gonna do with him?”
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Tommy replied, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
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The farmer laughed and said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse! Who’d buy a ticket?”
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Tommy answered, “Sure I can, just watch me. I just won’t tell anybody the horse is dead.”
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A month later, the farmer met up with Tommy again and asked, “What happened with that dead horse in the end. Did you raffle him off?”
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Tommy said, “I sure did. I sold 500 tickets at $5 a piece.”
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The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
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Tommy smiled and said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $5 back.”
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Once there was an inflatable boy.</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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He lived in his inflatable house with his inflatable parents, and every morning when the inflatable clock struck seven, he would come down the inflatable stairs and eat his breakfast at the inflatable table, then go and catch the inflatable bus to his inflatable school.
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But one day for some reason he decided he was tired of all this, so when he left his inflatable house he took a knife from the inflatable kitchen and smuggled it into the inflatable school. At break time, he went to his inflatable locker and took out the knife, and he ran around the inflatable school slashing and stabbing the inflatable walls, and the inflatable school began to collapse around him.
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As he stood there laughing insanely at the sight of the inflatable school falling down, he suddenly heard a stern voice saying “Inflatable boy, what in the inflatable world do you think you are doing?”, and he turned and saw the inflatable headmaster standing right next to him. In a panic, the inflatable boy stuck his knife into the inflatable headmaster, who also began to collapse – and then, stricken with horror, the inflatable boy turned the knife on himself, and as the air hissed out of him, everything went black.
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His eyes opened. He was in an inflatable bed in the inflatable hospital, his stab wound was patched, and an air pump was gently re-inflating him. And he heard a familiar voice and rolled over to see, in the next inflatable bed, his inflatable headmaster receiving the same life-saving treatment.
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“Boy, boy, inflatable boy,” said the inflatable headmaster, shaking his inflatable head sorrowfully,
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“… you’ve let me down, you’ve let the school down, but most of all, you’ve let yourself down.”
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