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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-apple-subreddit">From Apple Subreddit</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-hacker-news">From Hacker News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-apple-subreddit">From Apple Subreddit</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Apple security chief maintains innocence after bribery charges</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>France will begin labeling electronics with repairability ratings in January</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Apple patents new MacBook’s Touch Bar with Force Touch technology</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>iPhone 12 Pro Max Vs Pro Camera - Portrait Mode 2020</strong></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>ARM Windows virtualization achieved on Apple Silicon via QEMU</strong></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-hacker-news">From Hacker News</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How to Think for Yourself</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25227651">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>I’m Peter Roberts, immigration attorney who does work for YC startups. AMA</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25229672">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Blackrota, a heavily obfuscated backdoor written in Go</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25230707">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Warp Drive News</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25229677">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>I passed 2 AWS Solution Architect exams in a month</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25231588">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Show HN: 1000 GitHub Data Science projects, now executable in 1 click</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25229600">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Tossing a Bird That Does Not Fly Out of a Plane (2018)</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25222739">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Digital Tools I Wish Existed</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25228089">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Connections by James Burke (1978)</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25218056">Comments</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>1.5 is the midpoint between 0 and infinity in Ruby</strong> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25226941">Comments</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Trump’s Final Cruelty: Executing Prisoners</strong> - Despite losing the election, the Administration plans to put Brandon Bernard and four other federal prisoners to death.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Trump and a Lesson in How Coups Fail</strong> - In countries without free elections, fraud and coercion regularly make a difference. But that’s not the country we have, and it’s not the election we had.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Is College Football Making the Pandemic Worse?</strong> - The game has a remarkable power to bring people together. Right now, that’s a problem.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Trump’s Battle to Undermine the Vote in Pennsylvania</strong> - Republicans in the state have alleged fraud and attempted to audit ballots. “The long-term goal,” a Democratic legislator told me, was to “falsely delegitimize Joe Biden’s victory.”</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Our Brains Explain the Season’s Sadness</strong> - A pandemic, compounded by simultaneous political, civil, and natural crises, is overwhelming human evolution’s greatest innovation.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>ATKMB rides on Krishna and Manvir’s strikes in Kolkata Derby</strong> - Cashes in on the opportunities to beat SC East Bengal in Kolkata Derby</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>We had a shot but lost vital wickets: Hardik</strong> - ‘When you chase 370-odd, there isn’t much planning; everyone has to play with intent’</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Forest Flame for Bangalore 1000 Guineas</strong> - Forest Flame, who is in fine fettle as evidenced by her mock race, should be hard to toss in the Bangalore 1000 Guineas (1,600m), the chief event of</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Our body language was disappointing, lack of all-round options affecting balance: Kohli</strong> - India made a dismal start to their tour of Australia, losing the first ODI by 66 runs here, chasing a mammoth 375-run target after Aaron Finch and Steve Smith smashed hundreds for the hosts.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Spring Grove claims Welcome Trophy</strong> - Trainer M.K. Jadhav’s ward Spring Grove, ridden by N.S. Parmar, won the Welcome Trophy, the feature event of the opening day’s races of the Mumbai win</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Mysuru DC vs MLA: War of words continues</strong> - H.P. Manjunath, MLA for Hunsur, whose remarks against Deputy Commissioner Rohini Sindhuri had elicited a sharp response from the latter, on Friday so</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Parties keep fingers crossed over the choice of intellectuals, employees</strong> - LRS, delayed pay revision expected to influence outcome</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Belarus protests: Embattled leader Alexander Lukashenko hints he may quit</strong> - But opposition leaders dismiss Alexander Lukashenko’s comments as a mere stalling tactic.</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Macron ‘shocked’ at beating of black man by Paris police officers</strong> - Video of police officers beating a man in Paris left the president visibly upset, an official says.</p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The best TV deals of Black Friday 2020</strong> - Plus deals on Roku and Fire TV devices, as well as Sonos soundbars. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1725929">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Amazon to pay employee bonus amid threat of Black Friday strikes</strong> - One-time payment will be made in January as calls for industrial action grow. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1725935">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The best Apple deals of Black Friday 2020</strong> - Including price drops on new M1 Macs, AirPods Pro, and Apple Watch Series 6. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1725753">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>All the best Black Friday 2020 deals we can find (Updated)</strong> - We’ve pored over hundreds of Black Friday offers to find the best deals for you. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1724905">link</a></p></li>
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Do you know that there are 4 types of orgasm… the Holy Orgasm, The Positive Orgasm, the Negative Orgasm and the Fake Orgasm.<br/> The Holy Orgasm sounds like ‟Oh God, oh god…” The Positive Orgasm goes ‟Yes, yes, oh yes, ” The Negative Orgasm goes ‟no, no, oh no” and the fake orgasm, the fake one goes ‟Oh <em>insert the name of whoever you’re tellng the joke to</em>”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/CuttingEpilogue"> /u/CuttingEpilogue </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/k23ags/4_types_of_orgasm/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/k23ags/4_types_of_orgasm/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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</p><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom">Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there are not enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy no the right wakes up and says, ‟I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!” The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he is had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, ‟That’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing!”</p>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/compactlyExpose735"> /u/compactlyExpose735 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/k1zr7l/whats_the_dirtiest_or_sexiest_joke_you_have_ever/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/k1zr7l/whats_the_dirtiest_or_sexiest_joke_you_have_ever/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million.Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place.
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The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court.When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million,
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he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language.The Godfather tells the lawyer, ‟Ask him where the money is!”
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The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, ‟Where‘s the money?”
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Guido signs back, ‟I do not know what you are talking about.” The lawyer tells the Godfather, ‟He says he doesn‘t know what you are talking about.”
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The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido‘s head and says, ‟Ask him again or I‘ll kill him!”
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