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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>What Is Biden’s Endgame in the Debt-Ceiling Standoff?</strong> - The Administration is examining all its options to avoid a technical default should there be no agreement by the “X-Date.” - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/what-is-bidens-endgame-in-the-debt-ceiling-standoff">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How to Find a Missing Person with Dementia</strong> - Searching for people with cognitive disabilities presents special challenges. Can we solve them? - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-inquiry/how-to-find-a-missing-person-with-dementia">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Why the Pro-Life Movement Can’t Quit Trump</strong> - The former President is less committed than the other 2024 G.O.P. front-runners on the subject of abortion. Shouldn’t advocates of tighter restrictions be jumping ship? - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/why-the-pro-life-movement-cant-quit-trump">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Battle Rap’s Unwoke Representation Politics</strong> - Even if the point of battle rap is trading increasingly offensive insults, the whole thing functions on a certain system of trust. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/battle-raps-unwoke-representation-politics">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Far-Seeing Faith of Tim Keller</strong> - The pastor created a new blueprint for Christian thought, showing how traditional doctrine could address the crisis of modern life. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/postscript/the-far-seeing-faith-of-tim-keller">link</a></p></li>
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<li><strong>The Wild West of streaming TV is here and it’s free</strong> -
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<img alt="Silhouetted person with headphones watching a large TV screen displaying bright vertical bars of light." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/FDta-GGwGHVK80SUiEL9s2JTlc4=/695x0:6820x4594/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/72308360/GettyImages_1243367408.0.jpg"/>
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Welcome to FAST: The free, ad-supported, streaming television bargain bin.
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I was looking for <em>Night Court</em>, for <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2023/1/18/23560919/night-court-reboot-review">research purposes</a>. Not the new version; the original, which went off the air in 1992. Much to my surprise, I found all nine seasons on a streaming app that I’d never heard of before, and that I didn’t have to pay for, called Freevee. The catch? I just had to watch a few ads.
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A free streaming service? In this subscription <a href="https://www.vox.com/economy">economy</a>? What is this magic?
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I dove into my TV’s app listings and discovered a cornucopia of similar offerings, with strange names like Tubi, Pluto, and Xumo. If they don’t sound familiar, you’ll recognize their owners: <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2020/3/17/21184294/fox-tubi-acquisition-streaming-wars-news-sports-xumi-comcast-pluto-viacomcbs">Fox</a>, <a href="https://techcrunch.com/2019/01/22/viacom-buys-the-free-video-streaming-service-pluto-tv-for-340-million/">Paramount</a>, and <a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/25/comcast-to-buy-xumo-for-ad-supported-streaming-service-and-technology.html">Comcast</a>, respectively. Freevee is owned by <a href="https://www.vox.com/amazon">Amazon</a>. Even my TV has its own free streaming app, Samsung TV Plus. Content can vary, but the format is pretty standard: They offer hundreds of linear live channels and on-demand libraries of thousands of hours of TV shows and <a href="https://www.vox.com/movies">movies</a>. The content ranges from old and obscure to recent reruns and castoffs. You might see a few original shows in there, too. And maybe a few <a href="https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2023/05/jury-duty-amazon-freevee-show">your</a> <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/03/movies/weird-the-al-yankovic-story-review.html">friends</a> recommended.
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These are free, ad-supported, streaming TV — also known as FAST — services. They’re kind of having a moment. Viewers are finding them as they look for alternatives to costly cable and premium streaming subscriptions. Studios, cable companies, and streaming device manufacturers are turning to them as they look for ways to grab new eyeballs and ad dollars, wring more money out of their archives, and promote their other paid services and products. If you’ve only known a world of paying for subscriptions (or using your parents’ password) to watch streaming movies and TV shows, FAST might seem like a novel idea. If you’re older, it probably looks like an updated digital version of an old friend called basic cable.
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FAST is a throwback to <a href="https://www.vox.com/tv">television</a> before <a href="https://www.vox.com/netflix">Netflix</a>. It may also be a big part of its future, according to Alan Wolk, media analyst and co-founder of TVREV.
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“Once Netflix and <a href="https://www.vox.com/disney">Disney</a> and all of them get their ad product up and running,” Wolk said, “the big advertisers who’ve been hesitant to spend money on streaming because it’s still mostly reruns are going to go, ‘Oh, I get it. Netflix, that’s the new primetime, FAST is the new cable. This is how I’ll spend the money.’”
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The rise and mechanics of FAST
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Wolk knows the world of FAST pretty well because he’s the one who came up with the term around the end of 2018. It was a way to distinguish completely free streaming services with paid streamers that had a cheaper ad tier. This is also around the time when FAST started to take off, with major media companies and device manufacturers buying them up or starting their own. They often rely on third parties to fill up their libraries and channels, which resemble what you’ll find on traditional television. Some have their own original or exclusive content.
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You’ll also, of course, find those unskippable ads plopped in the middle of it. These companies aren’t providing FAST services and content out of the goodness of their hearts. For something like Paramount, which <a href="https://techcrunch.com/2019/01/22/viacom-buys-the-free-video-streaming-service-pluto-tv-for-340-million/">bought Pluto</a> for $340 million in January 2019, FAST is a way to reach whoever isn’t watching Paramount’s broadcast and cable channels and doesn’t want to pay for its premium streaming service, Paramount+. It’s also a way to monetize its voluminous archives of television and movies, and give free users a taste of what they can get on Paramount+.
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“Our ecosystems complement each other,” Scott Reich, senior vice president of programming at Pluto, said. While Paramount+ has the new season of <em>RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars, </em>Pluto’s got the previous season and the first episode of the new one.
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“We’re helping upsell over to Paramount+ to see the new season,” Reich said. “You can use Pluto TV as a way of catching up and previewing. And then you go behind the paywall on Paramount+ to continue.”
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Or maybe you’re Fox, which doesn’t have a paid streaming service (aside from Fox Nation, which is a niche product) to lose billions of dollars a year on. So it can put a little piece of money into Tubi, which it does. Those investments have helped Tubi amass the largest library of all the FAST services, and they’ve helped it make big gains in viewership and ad revenue. Fox bought Tubi for <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2020/3/17/21184294/fox-tubi-acquisition-streaming-wars-news-sports-xumi-comcast-pluto-viacomcbs">$440 million</a> in March 2020. It <a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-02-10/fox-turns-down-2b-offer-to-buy-tubi-on-multi-billion-dollar-potential">reportedly</a> turned down offers of up to $2 billion three years later, and Fox Corporation CEO Lachlan Murdoch <a href="https://www.fiercevideo.com/advertising/fox-boasts-stellar-quarter-tubi">recently said</a> its performance has been “nothing short of stellar.”
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“We make money when people consume content, so deep engagement is really the key,” said Adam Lewinson, Tubi’s chief content officer. “In this world we live in these days, where everyone is down their own rabbit hole, if I made a judgment call that everyone is going to watch this one piece of content, it’s a very risky bet. As opposed to saying well, across 50,000 titles, we truly have something for everyone. And, frankly, a lot of it.”
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“Weird Al” Yankovic and Daniel Radcliffe show off The Roku Channel’s new movie, which is free for anyone to watch on the Roku Channel.
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For a device manufacturer like Roku, FAST is a way to monetize the exclusive access it has to users. It can put its own Roku Channel front and center on users’ menus, and it can use the <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/columnist/komando/2023/01/26/your-tv-may-spying-you-but-heres-how-stop-it/11113419002/">data it collects</a> on what they watch to target ads to them. Yes, your TV is spying on you, unless you’ve <a href="https://www.consumerreports.org/electronics/privacy/how-to-turn-off-smart-tv-snooping-features-a4840102036/">opted out</a> of being watched while you’re watching. That’s why Roku is happy to offer the Roku Channel to non-Roku users too. Like most of these services, Roku Channel is available as a standalone app and on the internet. You don’t have to own a Roku or even a television.
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And if you’re a third-party provider, FAST offers another way to distribute and make money off of your content. Some companies try to get their shows on as many platforms as possible, which is why you can find 24/7 channels of <em>Forensic Files </em>reruns on seemingly every FAST service. Or they may do exclusive deals or partnerships with FAST services, like Samsung TV Plus’s <a href="https://news.samsung.com/us/conan-obrien-tv-available-only-on-samsung-tv-plus/">new</a> Conan O’Brien TV, Freevee’s <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/pr/2023/05/02/washington-post-announces-fast-channel-launch-amazon-freevee/">Washington Post Television</a>, or Roku’s <a href="https://variety.com/2023/digital/news/rhett-and-link-mythical-free-streaming-fast-roku-channel-1235553547/">Mythical 24/7</a>. If you can make money off of mostly repackaged content or episodes of <a href="https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/612506/"><em>Topper</em></a>, a show that peaked at 24 in the Nielsen ratings in 1954, well, why not?
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FAST channels typically have <a href="https://www.protocol.com/entertainment/roku-tv-fast-channels-abuse">revenue-sharing deals</a> with distributors, in which case they’re both getting paid based on how many ads are served. Sometimes that’s a good deal,<strong> </strong><a href="https://www.indiewire.com/features/general/inside-the-strange-and-prickly-world-of-ad-supported-indie-film-distribution-1234807779/">sometimes it’s not</a>. But the FAST service isn’t taking a risk either way.
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“They make money on them together, and only if people are watching,” David Offenberg, a finance professor at Loyola Marymount University said. “If nobody watches the show, no ads get served, then nobody makes any money. And it doesn’t cost anybody. … The economics are vastly different than all the subscription services.”
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If they’re owned by a company with its own archives, like Pluto and its Paramount library, then that’s an easy enough source. Or they may have licensing agreements, where they just pay a set fee for access to the content. The platforms won’t tell you exactly how their various deals are structured, but Tubi’s Lewinson told Vox that the platform has more than 450 content partners, from major studios on down to tiny independent distributors, and that the industry in general has “all different kinds of business models.”
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“It’s very Wild West still,” Wolk said.
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Speaking of the West, you may have noticed that <em>Westworld</em> isn’t on Max (formerly known as <a href="https://www.vox.com/hbo-max">HBO Max</a>) anymore. It’s on FAST. In an effort to cut costs, Warner Bros. Discovery decided it was time to get rid of old content that wasn’t bringing in enough viewers to justify the cost of hosting it on the platform, like paying out residuals. Some of those shows got a <a href="https://www.vulture.com/article/hbo-max-tv-shows-tubi-roku-channel.html">second home</a> on Tubi and Roku. Expect to see this kind of deal happen a lot more as premium streaming services that spent like crazy to win the streaming wars realize that they have to have a sustainable business model, too. Disney <a href="https://deadline.com/2023/05/disney-remove-series-streaming-disney-plus-hulu-big-shot-willow-y-dollface-turner-hooch-pistol-1235372512/">just cut</a> dozens of shows, including the ’80s fantasy reboot <em>Willow</em> from Disney+ and <a href="https://www.vox.com/hulu">Hulu</a>. You’ll probably see some of them pop back up on FAST. Some shows are still pretty fresh too; <em>Willow</em>’s last episode came out just a few months ago.
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This all gets back to a major reason why FAST is coming into its own as an alternative revenue stream and distribution model. The <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/2019/5/2/18518666/bundle-tv-hbo-disney-netflix-apple-amazon-war">streaming wars</a> saw several major media companies launch their own premium streaming services, complete with big libraries and exclusive content. It cost them billions, but they needed to win over the viewers and their pocketbooks as their traditional television audiences kept shrinking.
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Now, it’s clear even to the most anti-ad streamer — <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/23065689/streaming-netflix-ads-tv-peter-kafka">Netflix</a> — that ad-free streaming alone isn’t enough. The company is adding ad tiers, cutting back on content, and looking for ways to monetize the stuff that’s not bringing in subscribers. They’re also hoping to reach the audiences that can’t or won’t pay for streaming or cable. FAST is a way to do all of those things.
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“They’re serving two different markets, really. The subscription service is serving the higher-end consumer, and the FAST service is serving the lower-end consumer,” Offenberg said.
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Evan Rachel Wood stars in <em>Westworld</em>, now streaming on Tubi and Roku — and not Max.
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Frankly, cable and subscription streaming companies have given us plenty of reasons to leave them. Cable bills kept going up, so we cut the cord and subscribed to a streaming service instead. Much less money and plenty of stuff to watch, including the big shows everyone was talking about and maybe some of the network and cable shows you were missing, shown shortly after they aired. Then another streamer came along, so you subscribed to that, too. Then a third. A fourth. And then they all raised their prices. They took some of your favorite shows off the platform entirely. You’re paying more and getting less. If you’re going to have to watch ads, well, you might as well not be paying money to do it.
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Or maybe you’ll discover FAST because you followed a show you liked that got kicked off a paid platform and put on a free one. Maybe you heard about an original show on Freevee, or you’re into Tubi’s no-budget horror movies, or you really <a href="https://trekmovie.com/2023/02/28/pluto-tv-adding-star-trek-voyager-trek-shows-to-be-available-live-and-on-demand/">want to watch</a> <em>Star Trek: Voyager</em>, but not enough to pay for Paramount+.
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Maybe you just want to turn the television on, channel surf, and then let Pluto’s exclusive all-<em>Blue Bloods</em> channel or the platform-agnostic Bob Ross channel feed you content instead of spending <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/netflix-streaming-search-app/">several minutes</a> sifting through an on-demand library picking what you want to watch next. There’s something to be said for that tried-and-tested TV-watching formula. According to a <a href="https://blog.tivo.com/tivo-for-business/data-and-advertising/new-tivo-video-trends-report-q4-2022/">recent survey</a> from Tivo, people are about 50-50 on whether they prefer FAST channels or the on-demand libraries.
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As to which FAST service you should watch, you don’t have to make any kind of commitment or, in most cases, even make an account to start watching. <a href="https://www.tvguide.com/news/best-free-streaming-services/">Here</a> <a href="https://collider.com/free-streaming-apps-freevee-tubi-pluto/">are</a> a <a href="https://www.theverge.com/23680217/fast-services-tubi-roku-pluto-tv">few</a> <a href="https://www.tomsguide.com/best-picks/best-free-streaming-services">guides</a> to FAST platforms that’ll get you started on that journey. They offer a lot of the same third-party channels, so the differences lie in their interface (you might find some easier to use or search than others) and whatever they have that no one else does. Pluto prides itself on its human curators who program its exclusive channels, and it has all that Paramount content. Tubi’s recent <a href="https://musebycl.io/super-bowl/lets-all-slide-down-streaming-rabbit-hole-foxs-tubi">Super Bowl ad</a> (being owned by the network that’s airing the game has its benefits) showed large rabbits throwing people down holes of content, because Tubi’s strategy is to have the largest possible library with something for everyone, including niche and underserved audiences. Freevee and Roku have had a few breakthrough original shows. And now that they’re getting more viewers and ad money, the quality of the content is improving. Wolk, the guy who coined the term, says the evolution of FAST is reminiscent of the early days of cable.
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“They’re getting better shows, more recent shows, shows from premium networks,” he said. “In the old days, cable was how you reached a larger audience. You would hit your audience on primetime. And then all the people you missed on primetime, that’s why you advertised on cable, to reach them. We’re going to see a similar thing.”
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There is one thing missing from that, Wolk said, and that’s money. Subscription streamers spend and lose a lot of it, for the most part. TV and film writers are <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/23696617/writers-strike-wga-2023-explained-residuals-streaming-ai">currently on strike</a> because streamers pay them so much less than traditional television did. Well, FAST pays even less than that. For decades, broadcast and cable channels had a major source of revenue in billions of dollars worth of fees that cable companies (and their customers) paid to carry them, known as <a href="https://www.spglobal.com/marketintelligence/en/news-insights/blog/economics-of-broadcast-tv-retransmission-revenue-2020">retransmission</a> and <a href="https://variety.com/vip/pay-tv-true-cost-free-1234810682/">carriage fees</a>. Those don’t exist in the world of FAST. Or premium streaming, for that matter.
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That said, you get what you pay for. Unless you came in because it had a show that you specifically wanted, like my <em>Night Court</em> journey, FAST services may not have exactly what you’re looking for. But they’ll probably have something you’d like.
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Perhaps the best way I can illustrate this is through Betty White. Across the FAST landscape, you can find a lot of shows from White’s prodigious career, from her early ’50s sitcom <a href="https://pluto.tv/en/search/details/series/601b32c72678b7001a85e7a9/season/1"><em>Life with Elizabeth</em></a> to <a href="https://tubitv.com/series/300009553/betty-white-s-off-their-rockers"><em>Betty White’s Off Their Rockers</em></a>, which ended in 2017. You can even find her animal talk show from the ’70s if you want to see Vincent Price’s pug, <a href="https://therokuchannel.roku.com/watch/04ba42a5ace754ceb4501397238e85a8">Puffalina Pansy Price</a>. But you won’t find <em>The Golden Girls</em>, which is probably what you wanted to see. That’s on Hulu. For now, anyway.
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<em>A version of this story was also published in the Vox technology newsletter. </em><a href="https://www.vox.com/pages/newsletters"><em><strong>Sign up here</strong></em></a><em> so you don’t miss the next one!</em>
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I started talking to my doctor about sterilization in the second trimester of my second pregnancy. I’d recently found out I’d need a C-section, thanks to a placental abnormality that made it unsafe for me to go into labor. I was mourning the birth experience I thought I’d get to have, and I felt, on some level, like a failure. Not having to worry about birth control anymore felt like a way to get something positive out of a situation I hadn’t chosen.
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My husband and I also knew that, after our second son was born, we didn’t want more children. We only had the space — in our apartment, and also in our minds and lives — for two. I vaguely remembered that older relatives had gotten their “tubes tied” after a C-section, so I asked my obstetrician if that was still an option. She told me the preferred procedure these days is to remove the tubes entirely, an operation called a salpingectomy.
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I didn’t know it then, but this brief surgery — it adds about five minutes to a cesarean delivery — was about to have a big moment. In January, the Ovarian Cancer Research Alliance (OCRA) <a href="https://ocrahope.org/news/ovarian-cancer-screening-and-symptom-awareness-consensus-statement/">issued</a> a statement <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/01/health/ovarian-cancer-fallopian-tubes.html">recommending</a> that all women consider salpingectomy if they’re having another abdominal surgery and don’t want to have future children. That’s because, in addition to providing permanent birth control, a salpingectomy also reduces the risk of ovarian cancer by <a href="https://journalofethics.ama-assn.org/article/fallopian-tube-ligation-or-salpingectomy-means-reducing-risk-ovarian-cancer/2015-09">up to 50<strong> </strong>percent</a>. “This is a very powerful opportunity for cancer prevention,” said Sarah DeFeo, the research alliance’s chief program officer.
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Permanent, non-reversible contraception definitely isn’t for everyone. Sterilization in America retains a certain stigma, and doctors are sometimes unwilling to perform it, especially if a patient is young or doesn’t already have kids. The procedure also brings up equity issues, from the long history of American doctors forcibly sterilizing Black women and women with disabilities to the tendency to place the responsibility for birth control solely on women and their bodies.
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In the wake of the <a href="https://www.vox.com/2022/6/24/23181720/supreme-court-dobbs-jackson-womens-health-samuel-alito-roe-wade-abortion-marriage-contraception"><em>Dobbs</em></a> decision, however, interest in all forms of birth control is <a href="https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2022/07/29/1113573995/more-people-are-opting-to-get-sterilized-and-some-are-being-turned-away">on the rise</a>. And experts say everyone with fallopian tubes should have the opportunity to consider a salpingectomy, even if they never take it.
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Tubal ligation as a method of permanent birth control has been around <a href="https://emedicine.medscape.com/article/266799-overview#a6">since the 1880s</a>. The expression “getting your tubes tied” is a misnomer; doctors don’t “tie” patients’ fallopian tubes, says Kavita Arora, a professor of obstetrics and gynecology at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill and chair of the ethics committee of the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists. Instead, each tube can be closed off with a clip, band, or ring; it can be cauterized; or it can be cut. The goal is to interrupt the egg’s progress down a fallopian tube so that it can’t encounter sperm and be fertilized.
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In a salpingectomy, rather than cutting or obstructing the tubes, doctors simply remove them. The procedure is <a href="https://emedicine.medscape.com/article/267384-overview">about as old as tubal ligation</a>, and has long been used as a treatment when a fallopian tube ruptures as a result of an ectopic pregnancy. Over the last decade, however, researchers have come to believe that many ovarian cancers start out in the fallopian tubes. Ovarian cancer is relatively uncommon, with <a href="https://www.cancer.org/cancer/types/ovarian-cancer/about/key-statistics.html">19,710 women</a> diagnosed in the US every year — for comparison, 264,000 women are diagnosed with breast cancer annually — but it is very deadly, <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/01/health/ovarian-cancer-fallopian-tubes.html">accounting for more deaths</a> than any other cancer of the female reproductive organs. Screening and early detection, unfortunately, do not appear to help patients live longer. That fact has led researchers to look for ways of stopping the disease before it starts.
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Salpingectomy looks promising. <a href="https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamanetworkopen/fullarticle/2788855">One 2022 study</a> found that removing the fallopian tubes was associated with significantly lower risk of ovarian cancer: Among 25,889 people who underwent a salpingectomy, none developed the disease during the nine-year study period. Since the procedure leaves the ovaries intact, it doesn’t cause menopause or change a patient’s menstrual cycle. Though the long-term effects are still being studied, “it’s generally considered to have very little impact on quality of life,” DeFeo said. While tubal ligations can <a href="https://www.uchealth.org/today/vasectomy-vs-tubal-ligation-understanding-permanent-birth-control-options/">sometimes</a> be reversed, removal of the tubes is not reversible. Patients can still become parents, however, by IVF, surrogacy, or adoption.
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If it’s done on its own, salpingectomy can have a recovery period of <a href="https://www.uchealth.org/today/vasectomy-vs-tubal-ligation-understanding-permanent-birth-control-options/">about two weeks</a>. When done as part of another abdominal surgery, like a C-section, hysterectomy, or <a href="http://vox.com/the-highlight/22664601/fibroids-healing-womens-health-recovery">fibroid removal</a>, the procedure adds very little, if any, to the recovery time. That’s one reason the Ovarian Cancer Research Alliance <a href="https://ocrahope.org/news/ovarian-cancer-screening-and-symptom-awareness-consensus-statement/">recommended</a> that patients consider an “opportunistic salpingectomy,” or getting the procedure done when they’re already on the operating table for something else.
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I had never heard of a salpingectomy until my doctor mentioned it to me, even though I’ve been reporting on reproductive health for nearly 15 years. At first I was nervous: The idea of permanent birth control appealed to me, but I wasn’t sure if I wanted to lose parts of my body. I was worried that, on some level, I’d <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/culture/essay/the-unexpected-grief-of-a-hysterectomy">miss them</a>, or that I would come out of the procedure feeling somehow different or lesser. I tried to find personal stories of people who’d already been through the procedure, but because salpingectomies for birth control are relatively new, I didn’t find much.
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For years, “women were really relying on their clinicians to recommend this, but didn’t have knowledge of it on their own,” DeFeo said. While doctors in major urban centers were often aware of the potential benefits of the procedure, that awareness didn’t always extend across the country, said OCRA CEO Audra Moran, or to other specialties outside of gynecology.
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It wasn’t until 2013<strong> </strong>that the Society of Gynecologic Oncology <a href="https://www.sgo.org/resources/sgo-clinical-practice-statement-salpingectomy-for-ovarian-cancer-prevention/">recommended</a> that doctors discuss the procedure with patients, and the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists <a href="https://www.acog.org/clinical/clinical-guidance/committee-opinion/articles/2019/04/opportunistic-salpingectomy-as-a-strategy-for-epithelial-ovarian-cancer-prevention">did the same</a> in 2019. Today, most people who request a tubal ligation will probably be offered a salpingectomy, said Erin Medlin, a gynecologic oncologist at Colorado Permanente Medical Group. The health benefits are thought to be greater, though more conventional tubal ligation may also <a href="https://newsnetwork.mayoclinic.org/discussion/tubal-ligation-decreases-risk-of-developing-ovarian-cancer-2/">reduce ovarian cancer risk</a>. In cases where scar tissue or another problem makes the procedure difficult, a more conventional ligation can still be done instead, Medlin said, but generally, doctors today are more likely to perform salpingectomies.
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But most people still don’t know the procedure exists. In many ways, my generation of birthing people is the first to be offered opportunistic salpingectomy as an option. “Most women going into this surgery know what their mother had, which was some type of clip placed on their tube, or something of the like,” For people considering the surgery, there simply isn’t a wealth of generational experience to fall back on.
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In addition to a lack of knowledge, patients can face another obstacle: doctors’ preconceptions around permanent methods of birth control. <a href="https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2022/07/29/1113573995/more-people-are-opting-to-get-sterilized-and-some-are-being-turned-away">Patients have reported</a> being denied sterilization procedures if a doctor perceives them as too young, or if they have not yet had children. “Some of it is very paternalistic,” Arora said.
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On the other hand, some patients have historically been pressured or forced into sterilization. Between 1929 and 1974, for example, the state of North Carolina <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/23529685/healthcare-reparations-slavery-equity">forcibly sterilized</a> more than 7,600 people deemed to be “mentally defective;” the program specifically <a href="https://www.newsobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article244411987.html">targeted Black residents</a>. More than <a href="https://www.uvm.edu/~lkaelber/eugenics/">30 states</a> had compulsory sterilization laws on the books in the 20th century, and while many <a href="https://lawreview.syr.edu/could-forced-sterilization-still-be-legal-in-the-us/">have been repealed</a>, the practice isn’t necessarily a thing of the past. A <a href="https://revealnews.org/article/female-inmates-sterilized-in-california-prisons-without-approval/">2013 investigation</a> found that more than 100 incarcerated women in California had been sterilized without proper approval, and some reported being coerced.
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“The history of sterilization is intertwined with the history of eugenics,” said Krystale Littlejohn, a sociology professor at the University of Oregon who studies race, gender, and reproduction. Doctors shouldn’t talk to patients about salpingectomies or any sterilization procedure without being mindful of that history and the danger of repeating that coercion, even unintentionally, experts say. “It’s really important to think about the context in which people are encouraged to use particular methods or to pursue particular surgical options and to think about the deeper meanings that those options have for them,” Littlejohn said.
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Getting a salpingectomy or any form of permanent birth control can also be difficult because a certain aura of shame still surrounds the idea. “There are so many parts of women’s health care that are stigmatized, that we don’t talk enough about, whether that’s cesarean deliveries or miscarriages or sterilization or Pap smears,” Medlin said. Even within the realm of reproductive health, sterilization can be tricky to bring up because it’s associated with not wanting children, an attitude that’s still <a href="https://www.10news.com/why-is-there-a-stigma-against-childless-women">viewed as suspect</a> by many Americans, even as <a href="https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2021/11/19/growing-share-of-childless-adults-in-u-s-dont-expect-to-ever-have-children/">more and more people</a> are choosing to remain child-free. In my own life, I had a much easier time finding information and perspectives about reversible forms of contraception, like the pill or ring, than about a procedure that would be permanent. Even talking about the possibility felt a little taboo; I wondered if I should be embarrassed.
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Insurance can also be a hurdle. As a form of birth control, salpingectomy is covered by the <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/10/6/16234238/trump-obamacare-birth-control">contraceptive mandate in the Affordable Care Act</a>, which requires employer-provided health plans to cover birth control without a copay. However, that mandate was <a href="https://www.vox.com/2020/7/8/21317323/supreme-court-obamacare-little-sisters-clarence-thomas-pennsylvania-birth-control">significantly weakened</a> by the Trump administration and has never covered people without employer-provided insurance. As of 2021, <a href="https://www.kff.org/uninsured/issue-brief/key-facts-about-the-uninsured-population/#:~:text=The%20uninsured%20rate%20dropped%20in,to%202021%20(Figure%201).">10.2 percent of Americans</a> had no health insurance at all; without insurance, a salpingectomy can cost thousands of dollars.
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Moreover, conversations around birth control in America, including sterilization, have typically placed the onus on women and people who can become pregnant. “There’s just this expectation that women should be responsible for preventing pregnancy,” Littlejohn said. That inequity often extends to sterilization. By the time they consider such a procedure, many women have already been shouldering for decades the responsibility of birth control. So “it can seem like a natural step for some of them” to be the one to undergo sterilization. Tubal sterilization procedures are <a href="https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22133657/">more common</a> than vasectomies, even though the latter is often less invasive.
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Sterilization in general has been <a href="https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2022/07/29/1113573995/more-people-are-opting-to-get-sterilized-and-some-are-being-turned-away">getting more attention</a> since the <a href="https://www.vox.com/2022/6/24/23181720/supreme-court-dobbs-jackson-womens-health-samuel-alito-roe-wade-abortion-marriage-contraception"><em>Dobbs</em> decision</a> last summer resulted in <a href="https://www.guttmacher.org/state-policy/explore/state-policies-later-abortions">abortion bans in many states</a>. Procedures such as salpingectomy, however, will never be a substitute for abortion rights, Littlejohn said.
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“People need bodily autonomy,” she said. “<em>Dobbs</em> is an assault on their bodily and reproductive autonomy, and to suggest that they just get sterilized because they no longer have the option of getting an abortion is also encroaching on their reproductive autonomy.”
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At the same time, “clinicians should not impose paternalistic thresholds on whom they will and will not perform permanent contraception on,” Arora said. “The patient is the expert in their own lives.”
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When I started discussing sterilization with my doctor, I didn’t necessarily feel like an expert. What helped me decide and feel confident in my decision was talking to other people in my life. My husband and I talked about the pros and cons, but it was clear to both of us that the final vote should be mine; I had already been through a lot to build our family, and if I was going to undergo another medical procedure to finish building it, the decision would have to be mine alone. I also talked to my best friend, who helped me run through a list of all possible scenarios in which I might regret the decision. As we spoke, I began to lose my anxiety and feel, instead, a sense of self-determination.
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Ultimately, I decided to get the surgery mostly because of its potential to reduce my cancer risk. There are other methods of birth control, but the idea of a surgery that could protect my future health, and that would be over in a few minutes with minimal side effects, was appealing to me. When the time came, I barely noticed the salpingectomy was happening — I was so focused on the baby who had just been lifted, wailing, from my body.
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He’s about 8 months old now, and I’m glad I got the surgery when he was born. If it prevents me from getting ovarian cancer, I’ll never know it — that’s the nature of prevention. But it’s a choice the Ovarian Cancer Research Alliance wants more patients to have. “We’re not advocating for every single woman in America to have an opportunistic salpingectomy,” Moran said, “but just to talk about it and ask the questions.”
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Your suspicions are right: That one guy at work really doesn’t do anything. | A-R-T-U-R via Getty Images/iStockphoto
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In theory, Nate works 40 hours a week in the operations department at a major fintech company. In reality, Nate works one hour a day at most. He moseys over to his computer whenever he gets an alert on his phone that he’s got a task to complete. Otherwise, he spends most of the day doing, basically, whatever he feels — he sleeps in, he watches TV, he does household chores. His only real restriction is that he can’t stray too far from home in the event he is needed for something.
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“I don’t have a problem with being asked to do work; it’s just I’m not really being asked,” he says. Maybe he could take more initiative and try to take on more, but he gets good performance reviews and raises as it is, so he figures, why bother? Plus, it’s not like he can waltz up to his boss to announce there’s no real business reason for his existence. “How do I initiate that conversation that’s, ‘Hey, I haven’t been doing much of anything this whole time, I need more to do’? You don’t really want to draw attention to it,” says Nate, which is a pseudonym. Vox granted him anonymity to speak for this story for obvious reasons, as we did all of the workers interviewed.
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Strongly suspecting that a certain person isn’t doing much, or not nearly enough to fill up what is ostensibly an eight-hour day, seems to be a near-universal work experience. Many people have also, at some point in time, been that less-than-occupied worker. Sometimes, it’s intentional. Other times, like in Nate’s case, that’s just how the corporate cards have been dealt.
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These jobless employed are a persistent presence in the working world, their existence a bug that’s become a feature. There’s a percentage of every job that’s <a href="https://www.vox.com/2018/5/8/17308744/bullshit-jobs-book-david-graeber-occupy-wall-street-karl-marx">bullshit</a>, and in their case, that’s 90 percent, minimum.
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“It’s not good for the culture. It can engender huge resentment from the person’s colleagues, especially if they themselves are overworked, and you do see that combination a lot,” says Alison Green, a career columnist and expert who runs the website <a href="https://www.askamanager.org/">Ask a Manager</a>. “It also raises questions for people about whoever is supposed to be managing that person. Are they incompetent? Do they suck at managing?”
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Nate doesn’t think his boss or anyone is really aware of the problem — his company laid off hundreds of workers earlier this year, and he made it through. He shows up at office social events once a month to put in face-time and is generally well-liked. He’s read stories about companies tracking remote workers to make sure they’re actually working but feels pretty confident his company isn’t. “If we did,” he says, “I don’t think I’d be employed.”
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So for now, like many people, his jobless employment status continues. And he’s not alone.
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Hanging out, 9 to 5
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Reporting for this story, I spoke with multiple people who are essentially funemployed, or at least one meaning of it, who sit around at work all day with very little to do. What was most surprising was that many did not exactly love the situation and felt somewhat conflicted.
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Take Charlie, a data scientist at a financial company. For his first few years at the firm, he was pretty busy, but after his last promotion about five years ago, his workload has dwindled. He’s not super motivated to change the situation, though he worries this will ultimately be detrimental to his career. “I feel like I’m falling behind,” he says. “I definitely want to move to a different company, and I’m hopeful that when I do that, my work and my mindset will change.”
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<q>“I almost wish that I could get laid off and have a generous severance package”</q>
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The Thursday and Friday prior, he worked from home and “literally did not do a second of work.” The following week, on a day he was working from the office, he read two chapters of his novel and took a small nap. The day we spoke, he took the call — which was about how he wasn’t working — from his office. “Whenever I work from home, it’s easier to go work from my couch or lay down or do whatever, go on my PC a little bit. Even in my office here, and actually today there are a bunch of people for some reason, but it’s normally pretty empty. It’s not like I have the peer pressure of people working around me,” he says.
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Charlie’s company cut workers this year, but he wasn’t really worried about it one way or the other. “I almost wish that I could get laid off and have a generous severance package,” he says. “That wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.”
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One engineer told me he’s enjoying the freedom of having an incredibly light workload, but he knows it won’t go on forever. He also has to be intentional about keeping up his skill set so he doesn’t get too rusty. “I forget how to do stuff that I knew how to do,” he says. One government affairs representative says she completes the work for her eight-hour shift in two to three hours each day, which, again, is nice, but is also unsettling. “I get paid,” she says, “but I feel useless and like I could be doing more.”
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Green believes it’s not uncommon for people in these jobless employment situations to have complicated feelings about it. They feel guilty, or they get bored, or they’re paranoid they’ll get caught. “They worry that at some point someone’s going to notice,” she says.
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To be sure, not everyone feels bad. Tom, who works in sales, appears to be a bit of an expert in getting paid for work he’s not doing. His boss at his last job forgot to inform HR that he’d quit, so he collected a paycheck from the company for a while before anyone figured it out. Now, at his new job, the company doesn’t even know where he’s based — he’s in the United Kingdom, they think he’s in Kentucky — and there’s minimal oversight. “I’m able to slip through the cracks most of the time,” he says. If someone asks what he did over the weekend, he’ll say he went to the Kentucky Derby or something, because he doesn’t want anyone getting suspicious.
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<q>“I’ve tried at work before, and it just wasn’t worth it”</q>
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He works commission and, suffice it to say, rarely meets or exceeds sales targets. So when he’s looking for <a href="https://www.vox.com/labor-jobs">jobs</a>, he adjusts accordingly. “I search for jobs with the highest and most generous base salary for obvious reasons,” he says. He’s not losing sleep over his ruse — he says his mental health is great. “I’ve tried at work before, and it just wasn’t worth it.”
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From the outside, it can be a little hard to square how to feel about this. On the one hand, if someone’s getting a paycheck and doing very little, it’s sort of a good-for-them scenario. On the other hand, it can engender resentment, especially among their colleagues who aren’t so oblivious to what’s going on.
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“These people are often kind of gadflies, they’re hanging around the coffee machine, they’re stopping by people’s desks, and they become the subject of urban legends a little bit,” says Joseph Fuller, a professor of management practice at Harvard Business School. “It’s a phenomenon that’s been widely witnessed, let’s put it that way.”
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Pretty much everybody has at least one person at work where they look at them and think, “Seriously, what in the world does that guy even do? And how does no one notice???” It can be even more baffling when those people keep advancing, which they often do. Promoting the incompetent has been a thing for a long time.
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Blame the boss
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There are endless reasons why people at work wind up with little, if anything, to do. Maybe the project they were hired for is no longer a priority, or the tasks they were in charge of, by and large, are now being handled by technology. Maybe they never should have been hired in the first place, or they were brought on board too soon. Maybe they’re super fast at their jobs, or they’re really good at being secretly lazy, hiding in plain sight.
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Whatever the context, the boss is often to blame. The biggest component of how this happens is poor management.
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“You get managers who are either so disengaged that they truly are oblivious to the situation, they’re so disconnected from the work that they don’t have any sense of what the person is or isn’t doing or results they should be getting that they’re not getting,” Green says, “or you get a manager who does have a general sense of it that is so passive and nonconfrontational that they can’t bring themselves to do anything about it.”
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It may be the case that someone’s manager is cut — part of why <a href="https://www.businessinsider.com/middle-managers-great-flattening-organization-meta-tech-layoffs-firing-2023-3">laying off middle managers</a> can be a problem — so they don’t have a real direct boss anymore who knows what they’re supposed to do. Perhaps their new boss is too swamped to pay attention, or they just don’t really care as long as the company’s making money. It might also be the case that their boss, new or old, isn’t doing much, either.
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Bobby, an engineer at a tech company who’s been sitting on his hands for about a year, says his supervisor seems really busy with meetings, so he doesn’t think he has much time to notice beyond some vague conversations about “utilization” every once in a while. “I feel like his plate is full, unless he’s doing a similar trick where he has the appearance of motion,” he says. “I haven’t drilled into it, but it’s always in the back of my mind. Is he really working as hard as he says he is?”
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Bobby was brought on too soon — the division he was hired for wasn’t even remotely close to needing engineers to do actual work. So he spends his day doing research and development for his own tech projects. When he doesn’t feel like doing anything, he goes hiking or swimming or plays video games and watches movies. He gets to spend more time with his kids.
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“It’s like being on vacation all the time, with occasional scrambling to do a thing, then doing the thing for a couple of hours, then going back to the rest of my life,” he says. “Even though I feel guilty about it sometimes … it’s not really my job to tell a multinational company how to run a business or manage their employees.”
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The experts concur. “At the end of the day, it’s the company’s responsibility, the leader’s responsibility, to manage their workforce and know who’s doing what and where and what’s the output,” says Bryan Creely, the <a href="https://www.alifeafterlayoff.com/">career coach</a> who coined the term “<a href="https://www.investopedia.com/what-is-quiet-quitting-6743910">quiet quitting</a>.”
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Change is hard, even when companies need to change
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As much as the private sector is supposed to be able to move fast and adjust, that’s just not the case. Change isn’t easy. Sometimes, a position just exists because it always has. Certain processes have certain roles in them, and nobody wants to take the time to scrutinize whether those roles are still needed.
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Fuller, the Harvard professor, offered up a hypothetical example. “There’s a checker to check checkers, and we don’t need that anymore, but there’s a position called ‘Check Checker,’ and we’ve always had one. It’s on the succession plan, it’s on the promotion path,” he says. “The process that person is in and the job they’re in is an artifact of the way the process was designed, the way the budget was set, the assumptions about how the process works as opposed to how it actually works.”
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A lot of white-collar work is related to risk aversion and having several eyes on decisions or processes, so there is some kind of built-in excess capacity by design. It’s a margin of safety, even though said margin can be excessive. Whether or not leaders know that, adjusting can be harder than leaving things as is.
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“Managers may well realize they’re not using their staff well, but whether they do or they don’t, it just gets really hard to change those processes without somebody making that their priority,” says Carrie Bulger, a Quinnipiac University psychology professor who specializes in industrial-organizational psychology. “If it doesn’t feel like it’s broken, then no one’s going to make noise about fixing it.”
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There’s no way to say, “Hey, I’m just chilling, or I think the guy over there is”
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Remote work makes it easier to get away with not doing much because there’s no one looking over your shoulder to see what’s happening. It also makes it more palatable — you can find a lot more ways to entertain yourself during the day from your house than you can from your cubicle. Still, bosses should be able to tell the difference, wherever a worker is located. “If you have managers who know how to manage effectively … it shouldn’t be any easier for someone to slack off,” Green says.
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Marty, a policy analyst at a federal agency, goes into the office every day, though he generally stays until about 2 pm — his boss doesn’t come in often, anyway. He uses his extra time to practice music and read. He and his colleagues, many of whom are also bored, will sometimes pick research papers to discuss to pass the time.
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He’s not concerned someone will notice what he’s up to because he can just close his office door. Plus, he’s got a mouse jiggler. “What’s ironic is that I’m seen as the high performer on the team, and I’m also confused,” he says. “I think it’s because they’re also just making up stuff to do as well.”
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To the extent that this is an issue that needs fixing — which is debatable — there aren’t any easy answers. Experts say it is generally a bad idea to rat out a colleague who’s not doing work unless it’s really impacting you, and it can be a very bad idea to rat out yourself. You can try, but it’s tough.
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“If you go in and say, ‘Hey, I’m underutilized right now,’ you’re basically putting a target on your back,” Creely says. “It sounds good on paper — you get paid to do nothing — but especially if you’re not well-connected, eventually that’s going to come to an end.”
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Tom has no plans to alert his employer to his circumstances, nor is he super concerned about what his habit of picking up workless jobs will mean for his career. People would be surprised to see how easy it is to get positive references from other departments when it’s time to move on to the next job, and he really doesn’t think anyone has picked up on what’s going on. “I don’t think I’ve ever really occupied one minute of somebody’s headspace,” he says. “As long as you’re nice and polite and can manage to forward the right things to the right people.”
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Tried off-roading? Now, learn about BAJA SAE, a competitive automobile sport in Chennai</strong> - What is it like to sit in a buggy and compete in BAJA? A sport for engineering students, that binds the worlds of scholarship, man and machine</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>IPL 2023 | Pre-season camp key to our success: CSK’s Ruturaj Gaikwad</strong> - Four-time champions Chennai Super Kings put themselves in line for a fifth IPL title triumph after they stormed into the final with a 15-run victory over holders Gujarat Titans in the Qualifier 1</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Morning Digest | Update NPR to enumerate self during next Census; CSK beats GT by 15 runs, qualifies for IPL final, and more</strong> - Here’s a select list of stories to read before you start your day</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>IPL 2023 | I have 8-9 months to decide: Dhoni on retirement after CSK reaches 10th final</strong> - With speculation rife that 2023 could be a swansong IPL season for M.S. Dhoni, the CSK captain said he will decide before the next auction</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Kevin Pietersen suggests Kohli must move to Delhi Capitals</strong> - Kevin Pietersen has suggested that Virat Kohli change his IPL franchise and move to Delhi Capitals, a day after Royal Challengers Bangalore endured yet another premature exit in the cash-rich league</p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Dealmaster: Save on Lenovo’s latest ThinkPad X1 Gen 11 laptop, and more</strong> - Memorial Day sales include savings on laptops, smart home accessories, and grills. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1941281">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Your fave illustration of Franklin’s kite experiment is likely riddled with errors</strong> - Most date from 19th century and were heavily influenced by Joseph Priestley’s 1767 account. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1941212">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Widespread FBI abuse of foreign spy law sets off “alarm bells,” tech group says</strong> - Section 702 debate rages after another FISA Court opinion is unclassified. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1941492">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Netflix crackdown on account sharing hits US with $8 fee for each extra user</strong> - “Your Netflix account is for you and the people you live with,” email tells users. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1941574">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Fake Pentagon “explosion” photo sows confusion on Twitter</strong> - Incident shows weakness of Twitter’s verification system, speed of misinformation. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1941475">link</a></p></li>
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