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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Stunning End of Dominions Case Against Fox News</strong> - The voting-machine company has agreed to a seven-hundred-million-dollar settlement in its defamation suit against Rupert Murdochs cable news network. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-communications/the-stunning-end-of-dominions-case-against-fox-news">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Bidens New Green Jobs Are Boosting Purple and Red States</strong> - Why the Presidents industrial policy could be key to his reëlection bid. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/bidens-new-green-jobs-are-boosting-purple-and-red-states">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>A Christians Thoughts on the Problem of Christian Nationalism</strong> - The separation of church and state, though under attack from the right, is still ingrained in our national psyche. Whos best positioned to keep it there? - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/a-christians-thoughts-on-the-problem-of-christian-nationalism">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>What Dominion Has to Prove in Its Case Against Fox News</strong> - Did the hosts of the countrys most popular cable news network know that Trumps lies about the election were untrue? - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-communications/what-dominion-has-to-prove-in-its-case-against-fox-news">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Whats Behind the Bipartisan Attack on TikTok?</strong> - A hundred and fifty million Americans are on TikTok. Evan Osnos and Chris Stokel-Walker discuss why politicians are so keen to ban the app. Plus, Broadways new comedy of white wokeness. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/podcast/the-new-yorker-radio-hour/whats-behind-the-bipartisan-attack-on-tiktok">link</a></p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-vox">From Vox</h1>
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<li><strong>Ari Aster doesnt want to explain Beau Is Afraid</strong> -
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<img alt="Joaquin Phoenix, his head pretty beat up now, looks terrified." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/x9NsWWDeJuESRZr26JG--4soHjA=/702x0:2409x1280/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/72194590/beau8.0.jpg"/>
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Joaquin Phoenix in <em>Beau Is Afraid.</em> | A24
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The director of the new Joaquin Phoenix film on animation, nightmares, and all those signs.
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Asking Ari Aster to explain his movies is not a winning proposition, and thank goodness. The director of <a href="https://www.vox.com/summer-movies/2018/6/1/17408988/hereditary-review-toni-collette-milly-shapiro"><em>Hereditary</em></a> and <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2019/6/20/18691638/midsommar-review"><em>Midsommar</em></a> works highly intuitively, and that shows up on the screen. While his films seem to beg for a close reading — take, for example, all the many bizarre and hilarious signs in the background of his latest film, <a href="https://www.vox.com/e/23445758"><em>Beau Is Afraid</em></a> — ultimately, they tend to defy explanation.
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That makes his films less locked to one way of thinking about them, less obviously “about” one thing in particular. Audiences get the chance to feel their way through his movies, just as Aster does when he makes them. You can take away your own ideas and discomforts and revelations from <em>Beau Is Afraid</em>, and they might not be the same as anyone elses, and thats just fine.
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Nevertheless, its fun to talk to Aster, who is deliberate and insightful about his own working process. Shortly before the films release, he and I spoke about how he designed some of the movies more comical and whimsical elements, what hes trying to do when he makes a movie, and one little key to understanding Beau.
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<em>This interview has been edited and condensed for clarity.</em>
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="xtDvoV">
<em><strong>Midsommar</strong></em><strong> fans keep asking me about this movie. The way I describe it is that, whereas </strong><em><strong>Midsommar</strong></em><strong> is an inversion of a Disney Princess fantasy, this is an inverted, twisted heros odyssey. Did it start off being that kind of story? </strong>
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It was always something of a risk, playing with the heros journey. But its also a film thats about an unlived life. Its set in this cartoon world that should function as a mirror of the world were in. Its awful in all the ways that the world is awful, but with the dial turned just a little bit higher.
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The trick was to make Beau very real. Hes our surrogate. He is who we have to hold on to. The challenge was, how do I make that experience incredibly visceral and immersive, and then at the same time, put him in this world that is just endlessly malign?
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<img alt="Nathan Lane, in a Hawaiian-style shirt, holds something that looks sort of like a weapon, though its actually a grill utensil." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/oR8jtdjQ16-ZN1iRmrtwEYElQtQ=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24583026/beau4.jpg"/> <cite>A24</cite>
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Nathan Lane in <em>Beau Is Afraid.</em>
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<strong>Thats part of whats so stressful and good about it. It honestly mirrored some of my most banal but aggravating recurring dreams, and that made it even more tense. I have a recurring nightmare where I need to go somewhere, and everyone I encounter is keeping me from getting there. I have nightmares about everything I do in life being projected in front of the whole world. The fantasy that everyones mad at me. These are all very common, boring things that everyone encounters, and yet they are the world as it exists to Beau. Right?</strong>
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Yeah. It was very liberating to just have this invented world that allowed me to go wherever my intuition led me. If some very stupid idea made me laugh, the challenge was to find a way to get it in there and have it be cohesive with the whole. But there was nothing too crazy, too stupid, too strange. That was just fun.
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<strong>It felt like one guys nightmare that just kept getting worse. </strong>
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Hopefully, its not a pile-on. I tried to shape it so that there were these respites, where the nature of the film would keep changing. Again, its tricky, because you hope that all those pieces are in harmony with each other. But with a film like this, youre really, really clinging to your intuition.
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<strong>And nightmares are funny — when youre not having them.</strong>
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Yes, thats right.
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Spoilers! Beware!
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<strong>The character of Beau is extremely passive, the kind of guy who, if you accuse him of doing something, he probably assumes he deserves it. Hes afraid of not following the rules. A revealing detail for me is that hes trying to leave his apartment, but what he goes back for is … dental floss. </strong>
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Well, Ill say this. If you pay close attention, youll see that he almost takes the dental floss when he is packing his bag. He stopped. He hesitates, holding the floss, and then takes something else, and then goes back for the floss. I think theres a key there.
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The movie is so obviously about guilt that its not even worth saying that. Its about a guy whos really trapped in himself, really, really, really trapped. Im somebody with a lot of ambivalence. Ambivalence is a very particular kind of hell.
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I really, really want to avoid saying much because I really feel that if you can get on its wavelength, then its … its a movie that I felt my way through. I have a feeling thats the only way to watch it as well.
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<img alt="Los Angeles Premiere Of A24s “Beau Is Afraid” - Arrivals" src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/bc24lo2aU0yVNKyv59G9jAIIkjk=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24583235/1481290771.jpg"/> <cite>Robin L Marshall/FilmMagic</cite>
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Aster with Joaquin Phoenix at the LA premiere of <em>Beau Is Afraid</em>.
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<strong>My favorite part of the movie might be the massive amount of signage throughout: the graffiti, the posters in the bedroom, there are signs everywhere. My favorite is that theres a notice about a brown recluse in the building taped to everybodys door in Beaus apartment complex, and on the bottom of the sign is a quote from Winston Churchill: “The price of greatness is responsibility.”</strong>
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Oh, you got that, great. Theres always a sadness in me thinking about all those details that will never be noticed. Youre the first person who caught that. That Churchill quote really makes me laugh. Its the stupidest.
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That was part of the fun of creating this world. I wanted to make sure that every billboard, every poster, every product, every newspaper was made from scratch, and was made in the spirit of the world: evil comedy. All the comic details.
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Theres this term that was coined by Will Elder, from <em>Mad </em>magazine: chicken fat. Its the overabundance of background gags that have been crammed into any given panel. I wanted there to be a lot of chicken fat here. I spent a long time building out a list of stupid names and names that made me laugh.
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These are things that nobody will know that just made me laugh. Like the city that Beau lives in, in the first part of the film, is called Corrina, Corrina. The city is Corrina. The state is Corrina. Thats a reference to <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrina,_Corrina_(film)">a Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Liotta film</a> from the 90s.
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<strong>Ha! My friends and I were debating about where that actually was supposed to be. </strong>
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He lives in Corrina, Corrina. And then he goes to Wasserton at the end, the home of Mona Wassermann.
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom" id="XSrryK">
That was a very joyful part of the process. <a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2356249/">Fiona Crombie</a> was the production designer. She was a joy to work with. It was very fun making sure that the world was dense with detail.
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<img alt=" " src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/mT0ypT7Cc4DzrZ4Ow6jT3ZHAPVQ=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24583027/beau7.jpg"/> <cite>A24</cite>
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Beau wakes up in a teenagers bedroom.
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<strong>I couldnt stop giggling at the poster in the teenage daughters bedroom that has the faces of all the K-pop stars, and the band is called “Ki55,” and the tagline is “We are 55 boys and we love you.” And both times Ive seen it, the whole audience lost it when Beau walks up to his mothers house and sees the caterers van with “Shiva Steves Grub For The Grieved” on the back of it. </strong>
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<strong>There are also those signs nailed to trees as Beau is walking into the woods to meet the theater troupe. They have uplifting slogans about following your dreams and are from musicals, right?</strong>
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Those are all lyrics from Broadway musicals and plays. I found that fun that it starts with “Know Thyself,” and then every sign gets dumber and dumber, so its all platitude lyrics.
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<strong>It took me till the second viewing to realize that Beaus defense lawyer at the end is standing beneath a sign that says 1-800-DEFENCE on it.</strong>
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Well, yeah. They clearly just couldnt get all the numbers they needed.
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<strong>Lets talk about the animated “Hero Beau” sequence. How did that come into being? </strong>
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Thats a sequence in which Beau enters a play. Hes hypnotized, and he enters the play in his mind. We knew that there was going to be a lot of stagecraft involved; that was the original idea. Then I realized that I wanted it to be animated as well, or I wanted there to be animated elements that were interacting with the stagecraft.
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I was really obsessed with this stop-motion monstrosity called<em> </em><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wolf_House"><em>La Casa Lobo</em></a> by Cristobal Leon and Joaquin Cocina. These Chilean animators were so brilliant. I reached out to them to see if they would want to collaborate. I had already shotlisted and storyboarded the sequence, but it became very clear, pretty early on, that not only should they do all the animation, but because that would be interacting with the stagecraft, they should also be the ones to develop the look of the flats and the sets. We spent a long time in development on that, finding an aesthetic that did not clash with the rest of the film.
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I think I drove them nuts, but it was a lot of fun. Id love to work with them again.
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<img alt="Joaquin Phoenix, in a hat, standing in a field of animated vegetation." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/JeHxWX3UmyEhUMBpHneWcAkqXz8=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24583031/beau.jpg"/> <cite>A24</cite>
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The animated sequence was a collaboration between Aster and Chilean animators Cristobal Leon and Joaquin Cocina, as well as supervisor Jorge Canada Escorihuela.
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We also enlisted the help of an animation producer, a supervisor, to keep everything organized and on track, and make sure that that was always growing as we were making the rest of the film, because it needed constant attention. His name is Jorge Canada Escorihuela. He was really just essential to that getting made in that way and in the right way. He just understood so well what we were doing and kept that train on the tracks. I love him so much, and I know that Cristobal and Joaquin love him. He really, really was so committed to this. He gave it his whole life. It really was a huge undertaking, to be managing that while we were building out all the other worlds. Every shot of that sequence was a world that we not only had to animate later, but we had to build it and shoot it on a stage. So just getting all of that built was a lot.
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<strong>When the animated sequence started, I scribbled down “dream ballet?” because it reminded me of those very Freudian dream ballets that pop up in the middle of musicals from the 50s and 60s. Sometimes they reveal the desires of the main character or retell the story in these mythic terms. Was that where this sequence came from?</strong>
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Well, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Red_Shoes_(1948_film)"><em>The Red Shoes</em></a> certainly came to mind. I know that I sent the guys <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ballad_of_Narayama_(1958_film)"><em>The Ballad of Narayama</em></a>, because that is so drawn from kabuki techniques and the artifice is so extreme. What else? We were talking about Karel Zeman, especially <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invention_for_Destruction#:~:text=Invention%20for%20Destruction%20(Czech%3A%20Vyn%C3%A1lez,Arno%C5%A1t%20Navr%C3%A1til%2C%20and%20Miloslav%20Holub."><em>Invention for Destruction</em></a>. We were hoping also just to find a look that was its own.
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<q>“I think the movie very much just is what it is”</q>
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<strong>Something great about this movie, I think, is that it runs against the tendency of contemporary moviegoers to demand that things be puzzles to be solved or mysteries that can be unlocked. </strong>
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I agree.
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<strong>With this, its about feelings. The pieces are not there to be fitted together into a puzzle.</strong>
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No. If anything, the movies like an echo chamber. Its sort of like a hall of mirrors. I want to encourage a deep engagement with it. I want you to search the movie because theres a lot that Ive buried as well, and a lot that I think I imagine will make itself much more clear upon a second viewing, just by knowing where it goes, to watch it again and see, “Oh, right. I guess this is a motif.”
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I dont know how obvious those things are or if I was able to bury them into the fabric so that its not just … there. I think the movie very much just is what it is.
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<em>Beau Is Afraid</em> opens in limited theaters on April 13 and wide on April 20.
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<li><strong>The 100-year-old mistake thats reshaping the American West</strong> -
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Wyatt Hersey for Vox
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What happens if the Colorado River keeps drying up?
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You may have heard this before: The Colorado River, which supplies drinking water to seven states in the US and two in Mexico, is the lifeblood of the American West and beyond. Its drying up at an alarming rate, threatening cities, industries, agriculture, and energy sources. As it shrinks, rich ecosystems across its 1,450 miles are also disappearing.
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In this issue of The Highlight, Voxs reporters across the science, health, climate, and Future Perfect teams explore the interconnected causes of this crisis, the startling consequences that are already reshaping life in this important region of the world, and the difficult trade-offs we may need to accept to avert disaster.
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<img alt=" " src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/3hZn6L9MzUJKeupeAiUOvckpryA=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24561088/Vox_lede1_final.jpg"/> <cite>Wyatt Hersey for Vox</cite>
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<a href="https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/23670139/colorado-river-drought-lake-mead"><strong>The worst-case scenario for drought on the Colorado River</strong></a>
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One in eight Americans depend on a river thats disappearing.
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<em>By Umair Irfan</em>
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<img alt="A man in jeans and a checked short-sleeved shirt kneels next to a long row of mounded soil, where small green plants are growing." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/_zdjf_XaweXV6p3hidTzRA-ybtE=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/24564616/John_Boelts_showing_me_soil_moisture_in_farm_of_harper_s_melon.jpg"/> <cite>Benji Jones/Vox</cite>
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<a href="https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/23648116/colorado-river-lake-mead-agriculture-leafy-greens"><strong>You — yes, you — are going to pay for the century-old mistake thats draining the Colorado River</strong></a>
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A huge amount of US food is grown in the desert using water from a river thats drying up.
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<a href="https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/23655640/colorado-river-water-alfalfa-dairy-beef-meat"><strong>Lets talk about the biggest cause of the Wests water crisis</strong></a>
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The Colorado River is going dry … to feed cows.
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<strong>The devil lurking in the dust (</strong><em><strong>Coming Thursday)</strong></em>
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How extreme weather is driving a deadly fungus further into the American West
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<strong>These 8 species depend on the Colorado River. What happens as it dries up? </strong><em><strong>(Coming Friday)</strong></em>
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Wildlife needs water, too.
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The Colorado River is going dry … to feed cows.
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<em>Part of the issue </em><a href="https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/23682697/colorado-river-drought-100-year-old-mistake-thats-reshaping-the-american-west"><em><strong>The 100-year-old-mistake thats reshaping the American West</strong></em></a><em> from </em><a href="https://www.vox.com/the-highlight?itm_campaign=hloct22&amp;itm_medium=article&amp;itm_source=intro"><em><strong>The Highlight</strong></em></a><em>, Voxs home for ambitious stories that explain our world.</em>
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Last May, 30 miles east of the Las Vegas Strip, a barrel containing a <a href="https://www.reviewjournal.com/local/police-body-in-barrel-dumped-in-lake-mead-decades-ago-2570462/">dead body</a> washed up on the shores of Lake Mead, the countrys largest water reservoir. In the following months, more human remains surfaced, along with a World War II-era boat and dozens of other vessels.
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While these discoveries might sound like the opening to a crime thriller, theyre more than just morbid curiosities — theyre flashing warning signs that the Colorado River, which supplies water and hydropower to 40 million Americans, is in crisis.
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Along with Lake Powell 300 miles away, Lake Mead stores water for the lower states along the Colorado River: California, Arizona, and Nevada as well as Mexico and around <a href="https://scholar.law.colorado.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1177&amp;context=books_reports_studies#:~:text=Ten%20(Havasupai%20Tribe%2C%20Hopi%20Tribe,are%20in%20the%20Lower%20Basin.">20 Indigenous reservations</a>. But a climate change-induced <a href="https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2022/03/western-us-megadrought-climate-change/">“megadrought”</a> has led to <a href="https://www.usgs.gov/news/colorado-river-flow-dwindles-warming-driven-loss-reflective-snow-energizes-evaporation">higher rates of water evaporation</a> in recent decades and a drastic reduction in water supply, with Lake Mead currently at just <a href="https://www.usbr.gov/lc/region/g4000/weekly.pdf">29 percent capacity</a>. The streamflow on the northern part of the river, which supplies Colorado, New Mexico, Utah, Wyoming, and five Indigenous reservations, has fallen <a href="https://www.usgs.gov/news/colorado-river-flow-dwindles-warming-driven-loss-reflective-snow-energizes-evaporation">20 percent</a> over the last century.
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A sunken boat has reemerged as unprecedented drought reduces the Colorado River and Lake Mead to critical water levels, on September 20, 2022.
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Heavy snowfall in the Rocky Mountains this winter should give Lake Powell a <a href="https://www.sltrib.com/news/nation-world/2023/03/08/rockies-snowy-winter-may-not-mean/">modest boost</a> as it melts, but not enough to assuage fears over the lakes reaching whats termed “dead pool” status, when water levels drop too low to flow through the dams. To avoid that fate, the federal government has <a href="https://www.latimes.com/environment/story/2023-01-31/states-miss-deadline-for-agreement-on-colorado-river-water">urged</a> states to cut their water use.
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But despite news stories about drought-stricken Americans in the West taking <a href="https://www.deseret.com/utah/2022/4/15/23027100/brown-lawn-watering-utah-poll-flushing-less-utah-plan-save-water-drought-snowpack-west-summer-dry">shorter showers</a> and <a href="https://cronkitenews.azpbs.org/2022/08/22/most-water-used-outdoors-arizona-conservation/">ditching lawns</a> to conserve their water supply, those efforts are unlikely to amount to much — residential water use accounts for just 13 percent of water drawn from the Colorado River. According to <a href="https://www.nature.com/articles/s41893-020-0483-z.epdf?sharing_token=AJwsiAn4ynFsZOaK61JDHNRgN0jAjWel9jnR3ZoTv0NcRI4tUpSOob5OVmynl_awiKQ6ZrpST6zlAMJ4jILQ4slvc4trkjzt_yIgLiHMpXuPzcrqNeL9tqAdgmHDtuZELX4gw1OwOwF8-roOOrpx04H3ImO8WrIXA2iUvRyqCnBXeerYv33BmxjGNdxQt1PjZbiBTr3nlwk_On5a7oKBFgz4Knuht6Hs4gLaii6tV7w%3D&amp;tracking_referrer=www.nationalgeographic.com">research</a> published in <em>Nature Sustainability</em>, the vast majority of water is used by farmers to irrigate crops.
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<a href="https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mv-2bc9r6yie7-j1CXeabxK64dID7eBbYEf8xeQdo90/edit#gid=0"></a>And when you zoom in to look at exactly which crops receive the bulk of the Colorado Rivers water, 70 percent goes to alfalfa, hay, corn silage, and other grasses that are used to fatten up cattle for beef and cows for dairy. Some of the other crops, like soy, corn grain, wheat, barley, and even <a href="https://extension.uga.edu/publications/detail.html?number=B1311">cotton</a>, may also be used for animal feed.
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“Meat production is the most environmentally stressful thing people do, and reducing it would make a huge impact on the planet,” said Ben Ruddell, a professor of informatics and computing at Northern Arizona University and co-author of the <em>Nature Sustainability </em>paper, over email to Vox. “Weve known this for a long time.”
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The stress on the Wests water supply due to alfalfa is especially acute in Utah: A staggering 68 percent of the states available water is used to grow alfalfa for livestock feed, even though its responsible for a tiny 0.2 percent of the states income. Last year, the editorial board of the states largest newspaper, the Salt Lake Tribune, <a href="https://www.sltrib.com/opinion/editorial/2022/12/04/why-its-time-utah-buy-out/">declared</a> that “its time for Utah to buy out alfalfa farmers and let the water flow.”
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California takes more water from the Colorado River than any other state, and most of it goes to the <a href="https://calmatters.org/environment/2023/01/colorado-river-water/">Imperial Valley</a> in the southern part of the state. Its one of the most productive agricultural regions in the US, producing two-thirds of Americas vegetables during winter months. But the <a href="https://www.iid.com/home/showpublisheddocument/19940/637806820356170000">majority</a> of the Imperial Valleys farmland is dedicated to alfalfa and various grasses for livestock.
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In Arizona, <a href="https://www.azcentral.com/restricted/?return=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.azcentral.com%2Fin-depth%2Fnews%2Flocal%2Farizona-environment%2F2022%2F06%2F09%2Farizona-gives-sweet-deal-saudi-farm-pumping-water-state-land%2F8225377002%2F">Phoenixs backup water supply</a> is being drained to grow alfalfa by Fondomonte, owned by Saudi Arabias largest dairy company, which it ships <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/26/opinion/arizona-water-colorado-river-saudi-arabia.html">8,000 miles</a> back to the Middle East to feed its domestic herds. (Water-starved Saudi Arabia <a href="https://www.agroberichtenbuitenland.nl/actueel/nieuws/2018/12/03/ksa-fodder-ban">banned</a> growing alfalfa and some other animal feed crops within its own borders in 2018.) Across the 17 Western states, at least <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0gN1x6sVTc">10 percent</a> of alfalfa is shipped to Asia and the Middle East where meat and dairy consumption is low compared to the US but <a href="https://www.ers.usda.gov/amber-waves/2015/july/growth-in-meat-consumption-for-developing-and-emerging-economies-surpasses-that-for-the-developed-world/">on the rise</a>.
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Aerial view of a wheel line or sideroll irrigation system watering a field of alfalfa hay near Moab, Utah.
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A drought is the product of two interlocking factors: supply and demand. We can point to climate change for the drought thats drying up the water supply that is the Colorado River, but we have to reckon with the fact that the Wests already limited water is primarily used to grow a low-value crop, alfalfa, while cities are left to <a href="https://e360.yale.edu/features/a-quiet-revolution-southwest-cities-learn-to-thrive-amid-drought">spend heavily</a> on water-saving infrastructure to keep the H2O running and ensure reserves. And ironically, all that alfalfa is used to produce beef and dairy — two food groups that themselves <a href="https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/22905381/meat-dairy-eggs-climate-change-emissions-rewilding">contribute</a> significantly to climate change. In other words, were using water supplies that have been shrunk in part by climate change to produce food that will in turn worsen climate change.
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The Wests water squeeze can be explained by poor planning in its past, but it raises a difficult question for its future: As local and state governments are forced to adapt their water use to a changing climate, do we also need to start thinking about adapting our diets?
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Why there are so many water-guzzling farms in the desert
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When I asked John Matthews, executive director of the Alliance for Global Water Adaptation, why there are so many water-intensive farming operations in the desert ecosystem of the Southwestern US, he had a simple answer: If we could start from scratch, we would not have designed the system we have today.
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“I dont think a farmer would design it this way,” he said.
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The Wests water system has its roots in the 1862 federal <a href="https://www.everycrsreport.com/files/20200403_R46303_dc37e550a62767d9d6fd117b887583fdf61151a1.pdf">Homestead Act</a>, which gave Western settlers up to 160 acres of land for free if they agreed to improve it and stay on it for at least five years, and later offered even more land at a reduced price if they agreed to farm it. But because there was so little water and irrigation was shoddy, Congress passed the <a href="https://www.usbr.gov/history/borhist.html">Reclamation Act</a> in 1902 to “reclaim” arid land in the West for agriculture. The federal government sold tracts of land to fund massive irrigation damming projects to divert rivers and streams to farms. Armed with cheap land and water backed by federal <a href="https://modernfarmer.com/2022/06/history-of-water-rights-in-the-west/">price guarantees</a> — and aided by a warm climate that permitted an expanded growing season — Western settlers began to farm cotton and alfalfa.
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Choosing to put farms on arid land wasnt the only short-sighted mistake the region made. In 1922, negotiators representing the seven states that share the rivers water <a href="https://www.vox.com/2022/9/23/23357093/colorado-river-drought-cuts">grossly overestimated</a> just how much water it could provide, which locked in over-apportionment and thus overuse.
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Of course, government officials at the time also couldnt foresee a historic, climate change-fueled drought, or the growth of sprawling metropolises like Phoenix and Las Vegas in the decades to come that would compete with agriculture for limited resources. (In 1920, Arizonas total population <a href="https://www2.census.gov/library/visualizations/2000/dec/2000-resident-population/arizona.pdf">was just</a> 334,000 people — around 20 percent of Phoenixs <a href="https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/fact/table/phoenixcityarizona/PST045221">current population</a> — while all of Nevada had <a href="https://www2.census.gov/library/visualizations/2000/dec/2000-resident-population/nevada.pdf">only 77,000 people</a>.)
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And most importantly — and at the heart of the conflict today between California and its fellow Colorado River users — is how water rights were obtained.
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In the Eastern US, water rights are determined using whats called the <a href="https://www.leg.state.nv.us/Division/Research/Publications/Bkground/BP03-02.pdf">riparian doctrine</a> — everyone who lives near a body of water has an equal right to use it, and is entitled to a “reasonable use” of it. The Western US, as is the case in so many other areas, does things differently.
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Water rights in the West were determined — under state laws — by whats called the <a href="http://www.waterencyclopedia.com/Po-Re/Prior-Appropriation.html#:~:text=The%20prior%20appropriation%20model%20of,located%20far%20from%20the%20watercourse.">prior appropriation doctrine</a>, which gives senior water rights to whoever first uses the water, a right they retain so long as they continue to use it. And those rights were mostly snatched up by miners during the Gold Rush era of the mid-1800s and farmers in the following decades who came to the West after the Homestead and Reclamation Acts (and some of that <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-the-southwest/how-native-americans-will-shape-the-future-of-water-in-the-west">water</a> and <a href="https://www.nps.gov/home/learn/historyculture/native-americans-and-the-homestead-act.htm">land</a> was taken from Indigenous tribes). Even in <a href="https://www.leg.state.nv.us/Division/Research/Publications/Bkground/BP03-02.pdf">times of shortage</a>, senior water rights holders — many of them farmers — get priority over latecomers, like those millions of Western urbanites.
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That created repeated conflict — as the old Western <a href="https://www.usbr.gov/lc/phoenix/AZ100/1950/whiskey_drinking_water_fighting.html#:~:text=This%20quote%20is%20attributed%20to,the%20foundation%20remains%20the%20same.">saying</a> goes, “Whiskey is for drinking, water is for fighting.” Over 150 years after the Gold Rush, fights over the prior appropriation doctrine are as fierce as ever, playing out in communities and between states, like <a href="https://grist.org/regulation/arizona-groundwater-cochise-county-riverview/">Cochise County, Arizona</a>, residents battling a water-guzzling mega-dairy, or the six Colorado River states that have agreed to slash their use to make up for the shortfall while California refuses to commit to necessary reductions. Its now the Golden State versus everyone else.
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California public officials, like many California farmers, argue that they dont need to cut their water use so drastically because they hold <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/30/us/colorado-river-water-california-arizona-climate/index.html">senior rights</a>. Thats now up in the air. Earlier this month, the Department of the Interior published a <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/11/climate/colorado-river-water-cuts-drought.html">draft analysis</a> detailing three options it can take if states fail to reach an agreement: <a href="https://www.vox.com/science/2023/4/13/23680422/colorado-river-lake-mead-drought-cuts">do nothing, make cuts based on existing water rights, or cut water allotments evenly</a> among California, Arizona, and Nevada.
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“This is what we have inherited: a very rigid and complex system,” said Nick Hagerty, an assistant professor of agricultural economics at Montana State University, back in February.
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Matthews was blunter: “It is a stupid system, but the problem is that people are really heavily invested in that system.”
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However, its hard to get those whove benefited from the system for so long to change. Californias Imperial Valley, home to many alfalfa farms, gets about as much water from the Colorado River as the <a href="https://calmatters.org/environment/2023/01/colorado-river-water/">entire state of Arizona</a> — and farmers in the Valley pay just $20 per acre foot (326,000 gallons). Meanwhile, farmers and residents in nearby San Diego County pay around <a href="https://www.sdcwa.org/member-agencies/rates-charges/">$1,000 or more per acre-foot</a>.
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Many<strong> </strong>Imperial Valley farmers are reluctant to reduce their use, citing their senior water rights. One farmer who chairs an agricultural water committee for the valleys water district <a href="https://calmatters.org/environment/2023/01/colorado-river-water/">told Cal Matters</a> that unless the federal government adequately compensates farmers, mandated cuts could be akin to property theft, and blamed water shortages on urban growth and excessive use from junior water rights holders.
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The Imperial Irrigation District now conserves around <a href="https://www.iid.com/water/water-conservation">15 percent</a> of its allocation, though much of that conservation is <a href="https://e360.yale.edu/features/a-quiet-revolution-southwest-cities-learn-to-thrive-amid-drought">funded by San Diego County</a>, which receives some water from the district.
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Sudden changes to the water supply can <a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/03/arizona-farmers-are-slammed-by-water-cuts-in-the-west-amid-drought.html">hit farmers hard</a>, and assistance has taken various forms in recent years — and experts like Matthews want to see them get the help they need to adapt to a different, drier economy. As the US Bureau of Reclamation has reduced the water supply for several states and Mexico, a patchwork of federal and state initiatives have moved forward to compensate farmers to reduce water use.
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Cattle at a feedlot in Californias Imperial Valley.
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Late last year, the Biden administration <a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/13/biden-unveils-plan-to-pay-farmers-cities-for-colorado-river-cuts-.html">announced</a> it will use some of the $4 billion in drought mitigation from the Inflation Reduction Act to pay farmers — as well as cities and Indigenous tribes — to cut their water use. Utah lawmakers recently proposed spending $200 million on grants for farmers to invest in promising but costly <a href="https://www.fox13now.com/news/local-news/utah-state-legislature-turns-focus-to-water-conservation-great-salt-lake">water-saving technologies</a>, while farmers in Southern California have been <a href="https://www.desertsun.com/story/news/environment/2021/08/27/california-desert-farmers-paid-38-million-save-colorado-river/5609250001/">paid</a> to skip planting some of their fields.
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But Hagerty says a lot more could be done: “I think its incredibly important there be more flexibility in the system.” He wants to see farmers have more leeway to transfer, sell, or lease their water rights to cities. In California, farmers dont directly hold their water rights and instead are members of irrigation districts that collectively hold those rights. But <a href="https://www.propublica.org/article/amid-drought-california-experiments-with-leasing-water-rights">California law</a> often impedes the districts from leasing water, leading some farmers to use water even if it may not be critical to their operations because if they dont use it, <a href="https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/use-it-or-lose-it-laws-worsen-western-u-s-water-woes/">they lose it</a>.
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One solution hes proposed is a <a href="https://www.hcn.org/articles/opinion-colorado-river-interiors-plan-wont-solve-the-colorado-river-crisis-heres-what-will">reverse auction</a>, in which water users make bids to the federal government on how much money theyd accept to forgo a particular amount of water use. But he says any reform will inevitably be incremental because there are so many competing interests at play.
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“Policymakers have been hesitant to make any real major changes, and I think thats partly because this stuff is very politically fraught,” Hagerty said. “Theres a whole lot of different stakeholders to keep happy.”
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Adapting to climate change includes changing what we eat
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A number of short-term solutions should be enough to help Colorado River states get through the next few years, but in the long term, policymakers and food producers — and us — around the world will need to rethink how we farm and eat in a changing climate. It wont be enough to simply change farming practices in the Western US, as Ruddell, a co-author of the <em>Nature Sustainability </em>paper, noted to me.
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That means altering the demand side of the water supply-demand equation and shifting diets globally to foods that use less H2O, which ultimately means less meat and dairy, as well as fewer <a href="https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/water-withdrawals-per-kg-poore">water-intensive tree nuts</a> like almonds, pistachios, and cashews (nut milks, however, require <a href="https://www.statista.com/chart/22659/cows-milk-plant-milk-sustainability/">much less water</a> to produce than cows milk).
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Agriculture isnt just the largest user of water in the Southwestern US, its the largest globally, consuming <a href="https://www.fao.org/3/i7959e/i7959e.pdf">70 percent</a> of freshwater withdrawals. And what we need in the Southwest and beyond isnt just climate adaptation, but dietary adaptation.
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Just as policymakers made the Western US into the agricultural powerhouse it is today, despite its lack of something that is generally considered key to farming — water — they can also shape water policy and broader agricultural policy to ensure water security for the tens of millions of Americans west of the Mississippi River. But that will require policy changes that go beyond the dinner table.
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The federal government, through <a href="https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/22298043/meat-antitrust-biden-vilsack">deregulation</a>, <a href="https://www.ewg.org/news-insights/news/2022/02/usda-livestock-subsidies-near-50-billion-ewg-analysis-finds">R&amp;D investments</a>, <a href="https://www.cato.org/commentary/examining-americas-farm-subsidy-problem">subsidies</a>, and <a href="https://foe.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/USDA-Foods-Policy-Brief-2021-v8.pdf">food purchasing</a> (like for public schools and federal cafeterias), heavily favors animal agriculture. Given the meat and dairy lobbys <a href="https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/22379909/big-meat-companies-spend-millions-lobbying-climate">political influence</a> and farm states overrepresentation in the Senate, drastic changes to our food supply in the near term, ones that would favor plant-based agriculture, are out of the realm of political possibility. But change is afoot: In March, the Biden administration <a href="https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Bold-Goals-for-U.S.-Biotechnology-and-Biomanufacturing-Harnessing-Research-and-Development-To-Further-Societal-Goals-FINAL.pdf">announced goals</a> to bolster R&amp;D for plant-based meat and dairy and other animal-free food technologies. Down the road, climate change may force some state and federal governments hands to turn those goals into comprehensive agriculture policy. Already, American policymakers are <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/31/us/california-water-proposal-colorado-river-climate/index.html">mulling</a> and <a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/03/arizona-farmers-are-slammed-by-water-cuts-in-the-west-amid-drought.html">making</a> hard choices about water use, pitting crops for cows against water for people.
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Theres no disagreement that if the Colorado River can continue to supply Americans with running water, there will need to be cuts to agricultural use. We can learn from the mistakes made by Western planners in 1922 who overestimated how much water would flow from the Colorado River, and act now to shape food policy to adapt to a warming, drier climate.
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<em>Special thanks to Laura Bult and Joss Fong on the Vox video team, whose extensive research for a November 2022 </em><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0gN1x6sVTc"><em>video</em></a><em> on this subject contributed to this story.</em>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Defence Minister Rajnath Singhs son Pankaj to become Cycling Federation of India president</strong> - Pankaj Singh emerged as the lone candidate for the post of the president of the Cycling Federation of India (CFI); all the 25 members of the CFI executive council will be elected unopposed</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>During Ramzan, street cricket lights up Karachi after midnight</strong> -</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Suryakumar Yadav continues to lead ICC T20 rankings</strong> - Suryakumar, who has endured a lean run of late, remained static on the ICC list with 906 rating points, and is over a 100 points ahead of the second placed Mohammad Rizwan (798) of Pakistan</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Champions League | Rodrygo double eases Real Madrid past Chelsea into semifinals</strong> - Rodrygo netted twice from close range for Real Madrid as Chelsea suffer fourth straight defeat under Frank Lampard; AC Milan defeat Napoli 2-1 on aggregate</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Asian Champions Trophy is a litmus test for Asian Games: Harmanpreet Singh</strong> - In the previous edition in 2021 held in Dhaka, the Indian team finished with a bronze medal</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Ambasamudram custodial torture | FIR details horrendous torture suffered by three youth at the hands of suspended IPS officer Balveer Singh</strong> - The three were summoned to the Manimuthar police canteen around 1 p.m. on March 25 and allegedly given Rs. 30,000 each by advocate Thirumalaikumar, Ms. Rajakumari and Mr. Abraham Joseph, which was videographed by special branch constable Rajkumar.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Defence Minister Rajnath Singhs son Pankaj to become Cycling Federation of India president</strong> - Pankaj Singh emerged as the lone candidate for the post of the president of the Cycling Federation of India (CFI); all the 25 members of the CFI executive council will be elected unopposed</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>MLAs convoy attacked by suspected Maoists in Chhattisgarh; no one injured</strong> - A car carrying a Zila Parishad member was fired upon</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Income Tax officials search properties of Congress leader KGF Babu</strong> - The IT sleuths seized around 5,000 sarees meant for distribution among voters besides a large number of demand drafts</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Construction of ABC centre nearing completion</strong> - The centre, constructed under the aegis of Alappuzha district panchayat, is expected to give a major boost to the animal birth control programme aimed at curbing the stray dog menace.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Ukraine war: The Russian ships accused of North Sea sabotage</strong> - Disguised Russian ships are said to be preparing sabotage plans in case of war with Western powers.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Macron tries to escape French pension row with street song</strong> - The French leader tries to relaunch his presidency as a video is shared by a group linked to the far right.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Russia-linked hackers a threat to UK infrastructure, warns minister</strong> - Officials are urging organisations to “act now” to defend themselves against the cyber threat.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Ukraines Eurovision 2023 act TVORCHI have war on their mind</strong> - Nigerian-Ukrainian duo TVORCHI met in a chance encounter on the street. Now theyre coming to the UK.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>What Americans can learn from Denmark on handling debt ceiling crisis</strong> - Only two industrialised nations have debt ceilings - how come only the US fights about it?</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Can an e-bikes fat tires be offset by a fat battery?</strong> - A well-implemented electric boost handles some of the worst of ultra-fat tires. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1931954">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Building telescopes on the Moon is becoming an achievable goal</strong> - The current race to the Moon is opening up opportunities for lunar astronomy. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1932920">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Dealmaster: New low on 55-inch LG C2 TV and 2021 iPad Pro, and more</strong> - These are the lowest prices weve seen on LGs 55-inch C2 and Apples 2021 iPad Pro - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1932287">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Star Trek fans will finally get a Section 31 movie—with an Oscar-winning lead</strong> - Yeoh will reprise her role as Emperor Philippa Georgiou for a streaming movie. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1932896">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Hundreds of years after the first try, we can finally read a Ptolemy text</strong> - The original writing was hidden in part by a 19th century attempt to read it. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1932873">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>What do you call a deaf gynecologist?</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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A lip reader.
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One November afternoon when my daughter was in kindergarten, I picked her up after school. She bobbed out to the car and crawled into the back seat.
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“What did you do today?” I asked.
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She couldnt wait to tell me. “We learned that boys are different from girls” she chirped.
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Looking into the rearview mirror, I could just see the top of her head. “My teacher told us that boys have a thing and girls dont,” she added.
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“Well, yes they do…” I said cautiously.
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I couldnt think of anything else to say, so we were quiet for a moment. Then she piped up again. “Thats how girls know that boys are boys,” she said. “They see that thing that hangs down and they know that he is a boy.”
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I mentally calculated the distance home. Our five-minute commute already felt like an hour.
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“Did you know that when the boys see a girl they puff up?”
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My palms were beginning to sweat.
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“Um…well…” I was still searching for something new to say, to change the subject when she asked, “Why do the girls like the boys to have those things?”
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Well, I didnt know what to say. I mean, what woman hasnt asked herself that question at least once? “Oh, well…um…” I stammered.
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She didnt wait for my answer. She had her own. “Its cause it moves when they walk and then the girls see that and thats when they know they are boys and thats when they like them. Then the boy sees the girl and he puffs up, and then the girl knows he likes her, too. And then they get married. And then they get cooked.”
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That last part confused me a bit, but on the whole, I thought she had a pretty good grasp on things.
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As soon as we got home and I pulled into the garage, she hopped out of the car, fishing something out of her school bag.
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“I drew a picture,” she said. “Do you want to see?”
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I wasnt sure I did, but I looked at it anyway. I had to sit down.
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There, all puffed up so to speak, looking mighty attractive for the ladies, was a crayon drawing of a great big Tom Turkey. His snood, the thing that hangs down over his beak, the thing that female turkeys find so irresistible, was magnificent. His tail feathers were standing tall and proud.
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She was a little offended that I laughed so hard at her drawing, and I laughed until I cried. But when I told her I loved it … and I did … she got over her pique.
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That was the end of that, for her anyway. But Im not so lucky. Every year I remember that conversation. And to be honest, I havent looked at a turkey, or a man, the same way since.
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A boy is born with just a head. No neck, body, arms or legs. His parents love him, and vow to give him a life like any other child.
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The boy lives a fulfilling and miraculous life, and after a while, he turns 18, and his father takes him to a bar for his first pint of beer.
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The boy takes his first sip, and after finishing the beer, suddenly his neck pops out.
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“By God!”, his father exclaims. “Youve grown a neck!” His father urges him to drink another beer, to see if anything else might happen. Without hesitating, the boy drinks another beer. Suddenly, a torso pops out. The entire population of the bar are cheering him on.
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His father and everybody else are urging him to drink more, and with each finished drink pops another body part. First, a pair of arms, then a pair of legs. This continues until his entire body is fully grown.
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“Father, I cant believe it! I can finally walk. I can use my hands, and my legs. I can even run! Watch!”
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Without further ado, the boy runs out of the bar, shouting joyfully.
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Suddenly, the boy runs into a busy road, and is unfortunately ran over by a truck.
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The boy died instantly.
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Everybody in the bar is silent - besides the bartender, who says to the boys father;
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“What a shame. He should have quit whilst he was a head.”
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Husband: Who, Ray?
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Wife: Its inappropriate to cheer when someone dies
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(My 7 year old came up with this joke)
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes?</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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“I guess you had to be there.”
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