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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Growing Fear of a Wider War Between Russia and the West</strong> - U.S. officials warn that tensions over Ukraine could trigger a once unthinkable conflict pitting Russia against NATO. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/the-growing-fear-of-a-wider-war-between-russia-and-the-west">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>At Home with the Families Affected by Texas’s New Anti-Trans Orders</strong> - After Governor Greg Abbott called medical care for trans children “child abuse,” their families began weighing their options. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-the-southwest/at-home-with-the-families-affected-by-texass-new-%20anti-trans-orders">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How Putin’s Invasion of Ukraine Upended Germany</strong> - In the wake of Russia’s attack, Germany has reoriented its energy policy and committed to dramatic military expansion for the first time since the Cold War. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/how-putins-invasion-of-ukraine-upended-germany">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Zach Williams Reads “Wood Sorrel House”</strong> - The author reads his story from the March 21, 2022, issue of the magazine. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/podcast/the-writers-voice/zach-williams-reads-wood-sorrel-house">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Zach Williams on Letting Go of Logic</strong> - The author discusses “Wood Sorrel House,” his story from the latest issue of the magazine. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/books/this-week-in-fiction/zach-williams-03-21-22">link</a></p></li>
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<li><strong>Animal sounds are a marvel of evolution. We can’t afford to drown them out.</strong> -
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setting behind it. " src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/i5anyQC8Jri6SkxwDts2frVNH9o=/0x0:4444x3333/1310x983/cdn.vox-
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A seagull squawking on a pier in Cape Cod, Massachusetts. “In the murmur of cells and the voices of animals,” writes David George Haskell in his book <em>Sounds Wild and Broken</em>, “we hear solar energy refracted into sound.” | John Greim/LightRocket via Getty Images
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The air around us is vibrating with sonic lessons, says an award-winning biologist. All we have to do is listen.
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Earth can be a noisy place. Humans are especially efficient at filling the environment with sounds, from speech to music to heavy machinery. Plenty of other creatures contribute to the global soundscape as well: crickets trill, birds chirp, wolves howl, and whales sing their low, mournful-sounding songs. It’s easy to take these sounds for granted nowadays. But for most of our planet’s history, they didn’t exist.
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“For 3 billion years, life was nearly silent, its sounds confined to the tremors of cell walls and the eddies around simple animals,” <a href="https://dghaskell.com/">David George Haskell</a>, a writer and professor of biology at the University of the South, writes in his latest book, <a href="https://bookshop.org/books/sounds-wild-and-broken-sonic-marvels-evolution-s-creativity-and-the-crisis-of-sensory-
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extinction/9781984881540"><em>Sounds Wild and Broken: Sonic Marvels, Evolution’s Creativity, and the Crisis of Sensory Extinction</em></a><em>. </em>“At first, sound on Earth was only of stone, water, lightning, and wind.”
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Haskell is no stranger to writing about the natural world. His first book, <a href="https://bookshop.org/books/the-forest-unseen-a-year-s-watch-in-nature-9798200052660/9780143122944"><em>The Forest Unseen</em></a>, is a record of the goings-on in a single square meter of old-growth forest in Tennessee, and was a finalist for the 2013 Pulitzer Prize in Nonfiction. He followed that with <a href="https://bookshop.org/books/the-songs-
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of-trees-stories-from-nature-s-great-connectors/9780143111306"><em>The Songs of Trees</em></a>, which explores the webs of interconnections that shape the lives of 12 trees around the world. In <em>Sounds Wild and Broken</em>, Haskell turns his ear to the vibrating air around us to write a book that is equal parts meditative observation of nature and treatise on our responsibility to the planet.
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I spoke with Haskell about the first animal sounds, humans’ impact on the world’s soundscape, and the looming crisis of what he calls a “sensory extinction.” Our conversation has been edited for length and clarity.
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In the beginning, there were “hums and fizzes”
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What did the ancient world sound like?
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David George Haskell
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Earth was not silent. There were waves crashing on shores, geologic rumbles and bellows coming from deep down in the Earth’s belly, the sound of thunderstorms rolling in over the horizon, and softer sounds, like the sounds of rain and wind going through the leaves.
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But if we could teleport back, there would be no singing insects, no birds, no frogs. It was a strange world — familiar in some ways, but also deeply, deeply alien because this was a different planet than the one we live on now in terms of acoustics.
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It was shocking to me, in researching this book, how long the time period was that Earth lacked any communicative sound — the sound that evolved for the purpose of carrying a signal from one creature to another, usually one animal to another. It took hundreds of millions of years after even complex animals evolved for those first communicative sounds to evolve, as far as we know.
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Neel Dhanesha
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What were the first sounds made by organic life? And were they heard?
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The very first sounds made by organic life were the hums and fizzes of bacteria and single-celled creatures. They’re busy little creatures, chemically. All those reactions and shifts in the cell surface shape cause vibrations in the surroundings, and those vibrations actually stimulate the growth of other bacteria.
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So they are sensitive to one another, but as far as anyone knows, they’re not communicating. No bacterium is singing to find a mate or to shout out warning signals.
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<q>No bacterium is singing to find a mate or to shout out warning signals</q>
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From the start, life was making some sound. But the question of communicative sound is a different one. The first physical evidence dates to about 270 million years ago, to an insect that looks like a cricket. [The fossil was found in southern France.] The wing of this insect has a little ridge with a row of knobs on it. And there is no function for that ridge that we know of, other than making a sound. When the wings rub together, they make a little raspy sound in a way that’s analogous to how modern crickets and katydids sing. This early fossil, named Permostridulus, has a much cruder device [than modern crickets]. But it’s recognizable as a singing device.
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cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/23306593/Permostridulus_chorus.mp3">LISTEN: What a Permostridulus chorus might have sounded like</a>
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Why did this cricket-like creature decide to sing?
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Intention is really hard to fossilize. What we can say is that modern insects make sounds partly to attract mates. Perhaps Permostridulus<em> </em>was doing the same — and think of the advantage in doing that, because Permostridulus itself was just a few centimeters long. But if its sound is audible over, say, 10 to 20 meters, it has increased the presence of its body by about 10 or 20 million times in terms of area. It can be found by potential mates with much more accuracy and speed.
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So a mating display is one possibility. The other is a defensive signal: If you pick up a lot of insects now, they’ll give a little buzz or chirp that sounds weird and alarming and makes you want to drop it. Lab experiments have shown that mice and spiders and other creatures, when confronted with <a href="https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fevo.2021.641740/full">these alarm chirps</a>, do indeed <a href="https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00265-011-1268-1">let go of the prey</a>. Permostridulus<em> </em>may have made a sound to surprise predators and gain itself a means of escape.
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That sort of implies that the animals around this creature could hear it.
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I think one of the reasons that communicative sound took so long to evolve was that right from the get-go animals were sensitive to vibrations in the water or in the air. If you made a sound, you were at risk of becoming someone else’s lunch, so the first singers had to be creatures that could get away quickly. Permostridulus probably had pretty good jumping legs; it certainly had wings that it could use to fly away.
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On the vertebrate side, frogs were among the first creatures that made sounds, and they have powerful jumping legs. To this day, frogs are very vocal, but salamanders make almost no sound whatsoever even though they’re just as legit an amphibian as the frogs. Making a sound would be far, far more costly for them [because they can’t jump away].
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How animal sounds bloomed
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Your book draws a connection between flowers and sounds, which came as a surprise. How are the sonic world and the world of flowers linked?
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The fossil and ecological evidence is pretty clear that the evolution of flowers, by about 100 million years ago, helped boost the diversity of sound. They did this in a few ways: first, they formed partnerships below-ground with bacteria that turned nitrogen into nutrients. That increased productivity, which then increased the amount of food and energy available up the food chain into the insects.
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Even more important, though, is that flowers, by producing nectar and pollen, fruit, and lush foliage, provided habitat for bees, ants, butterflies, moths — you name it. All the terrestrial insects were connecting to flowering plants, where pollinators and herbivores specialized on particular plant families and co-evolved with them.
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Every time a new species evolves, there’s a potential for innovation, and so as species split into two and four and eight, the potential for new sounds [and] ways of communication really took off. Flowering plants became a trigger for animal diversification in evolution that then led to more diverse sounds in the world.
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As you write, though, there are two big exceptions to this relationship between flower and sound diversity.
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One is that flowering plants are really not a thing in the oceans. As the continents fragmented and created inland seas and new seashores, and the oceans separated somewhat from one another, that created an awful lot of ecological diversity, which created new possibilities for flourishing and expanded biodiversity. When we drop a hydrophone [an underwater microphone] or a fishing net into the oceans, what comes up through sound or as dinner are the descendants of those creatures that really diversified 100 to 150 million years ago.
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Another big exception is mammals. This is our own story — the evolution of lactation and its effect on the human voice. Young animals had to suckle on this incredibly nutritious milk, which is an amazing way for mothers to pass on energy and nutrients instead of just giving them regurgitated food or letting [them] find their own food.
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Suckling involves using jaw and throat muscles in new ways. The mammalian jaw and throat was transformed by the gift of milk. Evolution then got to work putting that to use to modify sound. When I’m speaking, I’m using muscles down in my throat and my tongue in the back of my mouth and my lips and my jaw and my hyoid [neck] bone. No reptile can do this because they’ve got very slack, unsophisticated jaws compared to us. They do other things marvelously well, but speaking is not one of them.
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<em>Sounds Wild and Broken: Sonic Marvels, Evolution’s Creativity, and the Crisis of Sensory Extinction </em>was published in the US on March 1, 2022, by<em> </em>Viking.
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A “sensory extinction” is threatening the world as we know it
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You spend a significant portion of your book examining other ways we impact the soundscape, and you write about what you call a sensory extinction. What do you mean by that?
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What makes life work is connections between species and individuals within them. We connect through the senses. And we’re pumping massive amounts of sound into some ecosystems that block the capability of animals to live. There’s a sensory crisis of just total overload.
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We’re setting off explosions in the oceans, through seismic exploration for oil, that are audible over hundreds of miles — loud enough to kill things that are unlucky enough to be nearby, and drive away others. Around interstates or heavy industry in some cities, there’s so much sound that insects and birds and frogs <a href="https://www.nature.com/scitable/blog/accumulating-glitches/some_city_birds_are_changing/">can’t hear one another</a>.
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Human life also is extremely negatively affected. Noise isn’t just an annoyance; it <a href="https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3971384/">causes cardiovascular disease</a>, <a href="https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fpsyg.2013.00578/full">prevents children from learning</a>, and fragments neighborhoods. A sensory crisis is a real crisis causing measurable harm, and also intersects with some of these other problems.
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You write that if there’s a sonic hell, it’s in the ocean. Why not cities?
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For some people in cities, there is a sonic hell. But the city is a paradoxical thing in that — for humans, at least — its sounds can also be a source of energy and vitality.
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In the oceans, though, we are pumping the sound in through drilling and shipping and exploring with seismic guns, but we’re not suffering. We are the creatures creating the hellscape for others.
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Ocean species are fully immersed in sound. Sound penetrates all of their tissues. They hear it all throughout themselves. We’re immersing these beings who have no agency and no choice in the matter in an experience that is devastating to them.
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In other words, sound can be both an indicator of a problem and also an issue in itself, especially for beings that are particularly sensitive to it.
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It is a problem in itself, and the fact that it is an indicator is scientifically useful because you can then go measure sound.
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One thing we’re learning is that alongside the crisis of too much noise is a crisis of silencing. In tropical forests, for example — and we know this from the testimony of Indigenous peoples as well as through digital recording devices in the rainforest — we’re losing the diversity of sounds of living beings from many of those ecosystems, partly through processes that are pretty obvious. When you cut down a rainforest and put a palm oil plantation in, or you turn a prairie in the Midwestern US into corn or wheat fields, you lose almost all species that were there before. When ecosystems change their acoustic signature over time, it’s probably because they’re losing some species.
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Why should people be worried about that?
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I think there are multiple levels for why we should care about the diversity of sound. To have a vital and just future on this planet, we need fully functioning forests, because forests are where medicine and food and fuel and soil and clean air and clean water come from. The same is true for prairies and healthy oceans. By listening to these habitats, we can ensure a better future for ourselves and for those who come after us.
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Think of a piece of music. Out of silence comes a brief experience of narrative and form, beauty and connection. That’s what the narrative arc of the planet is doing: coming out of and going into silence, with a brief expression of beauty and form and narrative and connection and meaning in the middle. There’s no single composer, no solitary musical genius. Instead, there are billions of musical geniuses out there, all creating this beautiful anarchy of sound.
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We should care for that reason as well. It’s harder to encode that in a piece of policy legislation.
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What can we do to avoid the sensory extinction crisis?
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We can become more attuned to the soundscape of our own worlds. Listen to our neighborhoods and ask, “What is broken here, and what might I do individually or collectively to fix [it]?” There’s nothing like sitting down with a room of people and hearing the diversity of voices and perspectives and trying to work through that as a lesson in the meanings of political engagement.
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Because we live in a globalized world economy, we need to be in solidarity with people working in their local environments elsewhere. We need to engage at the regional, national, and international levels by voting. The soundscapes of the oceans and tropical forests, which are in a particular crisis now, are affected by our political structures.
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We also need to consider the soundscapes of our cities. In general, mainstream environmental groups have neglected where most people live, and where a lot of other species live next to humans, which is in cities. The reorientation of the environmental movement toward environmental justice in cities is part of what we need to be working toward.
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<em>Audio courtesy of David George Haskell; more sounds from the book can be found on </em><a href="https://dghaskell.com/exploresounds/"><em>his website</em></a><em>.</em>
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<img alt="Side by side pictures of actors portraying Travis Kalanick, Elizabeth Holmes, and Adam
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<em>Super Pumped</em>, <em>The Dropout</em>, and <em>WeCrashed </em>complicate the cult of the founder but they don’t undo it. | Elizabeth Morris/Showtime, Beth Dubber/Hulu, Apple
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The Dropout, Super Pumped, and WeCrashed try to break up our love affair with tech founders. They don’t totally succeed.
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For a moment, closer to the start of this century, startup founders stood somewhere between rock stars and gods. From the aughts through the mid-2010s, founders ruled Silicon Valley, and Silicon Valley ruled America. Every company was going to disrupt something and change the world. Everyone <a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-15194365">idolized Steve Jobs</a>, flash mobs were a thing, and, similarly, anything seemed possible. It was in this Obama era of techno-optimism that a number of millennial startup founders — Theranos’s Elizabeth Holmes, Uber’s Travis Kalanick, and WeWork’s Adam Neumann — came to prominence, both among venture capitalists and regular Americans. It was the moment before each would fall.
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Over the last few years, a treasure trove of books, podcasts, and reporting has been released about these erstwhile founders. These stories of fraud and bad behavior provided easy fodder for the entertainment industry to create shows: <em>The</em> <em>Dropout</em>, about Theranos; <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/uber-but-for-tv/id1080467174?i=1000552074569"><em>Super Pumped</em></a>, about Uber; and <em>WeCrashed</em>, about WeWork. It’s no wonder: Holmes, Kalanick, and Neumann are young, charismatic, and complicated people who represent a kind of dashed American dream. Each tried in their own way to supposedly make the world a better place, while a combination of founder worship and free-flowing venture capital heightened their worst impulses. Their stories write themselves, and streaming services are tripping over themselves to be the first to air them.
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But by elevating these stories in the way they do, they might be falling into the same trap they intend to warn against. These founders have already been given too much cash and attention. Putting them at the center of TV shows, even if they’re critical, risks reading like a hagiography rather than a cautionary tale.
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Of course, these stories are particularly tantalizing, especially to the tech companies producing them. Holmes, whose blood analysis hardware never actually did what she said it did, was found guilty of <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/22867202/elizabeth-holmes-theranos-trial-hulu-apple">defrauding investors</a> and is facing jail time. While Kalanick and Neumann aren’t in legal trouble, they’ve both exhibited their fair share of bad behavior — bad enough that they were also ousted from the companies they founded. Just to give a taste, the ride-hailing founder was recorded <a href="https://www.vox.com/2018/1/16/16822862/uber-travis-kalanick-driver-video-fawzi-kamel-
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cars">berating a driver</a> who said it had become difficult for him to make a living. Kalanick held meetings at strip clubs and fostered a company culture that allowed the sexual harassment of female employees. His top executive floated <a href="https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/bensmith/uber-executive-suggests-digging-up-dirt-on-journalists">digging up dirt on journalists</a> critical of the company (at a dinner meant to improve Kalanick’s image among journalists, no less).
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The hard-partying office-leasing CEO Neumann <a href="https://www.wsj.com/articles/this-is-
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ceo-makes-millions-as-landlord-to-wework-11547640000">leasing his company real estate that he owned personally</a>, and <a href="https://nypost.com/2021/07/17/the-shocking-ways-weworks-ex-ceo-adam-neumann-treated-staff/">treated his staff like dirt</a>. Perhaps most shamefully, he <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/2019/8/16/20805770/tech-company-
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meaning-2019-ipo-wework">claimed</a> his office-leasing company was going to “elevate the world’s consciousness.” That’s to say nothing of the hundreds of millions of dollars of other people’s money these founders burned through, without profit (or revenue, in the case of Theranos) in sight, while acting like they were God’s gift to the world.
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Previous biopics of tech founders like Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg (<em>The Social Network</em> in 2010) and Apple’s Steve Jobs (<em>Jobs</em> in 2013 and <em>Steve Jobs</em> in 2015) were definitely critical of their protagonists, but these films were made when their companies were held in relatively high esteem. Back then, people certainly worried about social media consumption, but Facebook hadn’t yet become a <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/15/technology/myanmar-facebook-genocide.html">tool for genocide</a> and <a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/10/facebook-papers-democracy-election-zuckerberg/620478/">upending democracy</a>. Apple was still being lauded for its revolutionary iPhone and had yet to receive widespread condemnation for <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2020/12/9/22166286/apple-china-labor-violations-temporary-workers">labor violations</a> in its factories and its use of <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/global-
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development/2019/dec/16/apple-and-google-named-in-us-lawsuit-over-congolese-child-cobalt-mining-deaths">conflict minerals mined by children</a>. We didn’t yet know mottos like “move fast and break things” actually broke things, and that those things were often people. The films were also made before the government <a href="https://www.ftc.gov/news-
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events/press-releases/2020/12/ftc-sues-facebook-illegal-monopolization">sued Facebook</a> for illegal monopolization and reportedly began <a href="https://www.reuters.com/technology/apple-likely-face-doj-antitrust-suit-
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information-2021-10-25/">looking into suing Apple</a> for antitrust behavior around its App Store.
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The latest crop of tech entertainment has also been informed by the myriad societal changes that have happened since the halcyon days of these hyped-up unicorns. The Me Too movement rose up to hold men in power accountable for sexual harassment and marginalization of women — longstanding issues in Silicon Valley. Black Lives Matter protests targeted the systemic oppression of people of color in the US, while tech companies’ top positions remained largely white and male. Wealth inequality grew and Americans blamed billionaires, many of whom made their money in tech. And, finally, a global pandemic killed millions around the world, spurring people across industries to <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/22776112/quit-jobs-great-resignation-workers-union">reconsider work’s place in their lives</a>. The hustle culture these startups thrived on — “Always be hustling” (Uber), “Rise and grind” (WeWork) — became passé.
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As such, these new shows make a concerted effort to tell of the collateral damage these companies have caused. We see the Uber driver whose car was repossessed, the cancer patients who didn’t realize the blood tests they were getting from Theranos weren’t real, the women at Uber and WeWork who suffered sexual harassment at the hands of lionized boy wonders.
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<q>The cult of the founder has been complicated, but it has not been undone</q>
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But, in all these shows, these nods feel a little weak. While we’re more aware of the other characters, they are not center stage. This isn’t primarily the story of an Uber driver or a cancer patient or a female tech worker. It’s still a story of tech founders, and we’re still, largely, in thrall to them. The cult of the founder has been complicated, but it has not been undone.
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In these shows, criticism of these flawed protagonists is tempered by sympathy. We learn that Holmes was sexually assaulted at Stanford and infer that she deepens her voice to succeed in a world made for men. We learn that Neumann was basically a failed door-to-door salesman before WeWork and that his wife, Rebecca, was grieving over her father going to jail when she told WeWork’s summer camp that it was <a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/06/wework-
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The shows are also careful to distribute blame — rightly so — beyond their protagonists and onto the economic and cultural environment of Silicon Valley that enabled and encouraged these founders to fly too close to the sun. Softbank CEO and chief WeWork investor Masayoshi Son instructed the already overconfident Neumann to think way bigger. Kalanick’s acolytes and board members played into his ego and promoted the idea that founders know best. Holmes wasn’t the only person who considered herself to be the <a href="https://www.inc.com/magazine/201510/kimberly-weisul/the-longest-game.html">next Steve Jobs</a>. But perhaps more of the blame resides with the founders.
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While casting about on his yacht, Oracle co-founder Larry Ellison advised Holmes that he’d shipped software fraught with bugs, but she should’ve known that’s not the same as deceiving people in need of medical care. These founders didn’t seem to understand that people (Uber) and office space (WeWork) don’t scale in the same way software does. For some reason, their visionary talents didn’t extend to themselves or their behavior. So keen were they on cementing their own glory by changing the world, they upheld a lot of its worst parts. The tech companies producing these shows had to look no further than their own backyard for trainwrecks of stories that don’t disappoint.
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And perhaps it’s no coincidence that these stories of tech hubris are being produced by other tech platforms like Hulu and Apple TV, as well as premium cable network Showtime, which are engaged in their own questionable battles. The streaming wars — in which tech companies are tripping over themselves to produce ever more content for already-saturated audiences — are just one more indication of the continued frothiness around tech companies. While fighting to quickly bring their audiences the content they want, they might not have time to fully internalize the lessons of the stories they’re telling. Like with the easily gotten venture capital that drove Theranos, Uber, and WeWork to bad behavior and, by extension, to the silver screen, we have to wonder: Is it sustainable?
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Circuit City v. Adams is one of the most indefensible decisions of the modern era. Its shadow hangs over the Court this month.
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Laws mean nothing if they cannot be enforced against people who violate them, which is why there is an entire branch of government — the judiciary — whose job is supposed to be applying the law to individual cases. But at least when it comes to employment law, the Supreme Court has spent the last two decades permitting most employers to immunize themselves from lawsuits through a practice known as “<a href="https://www.vox.com/2022/2/10/22927461/forced-arbitration-congress-bipartisan-supreme-court-metoo-sexual-
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Forced arbitration allows an employer to order its workers to sign away their right to sue the company, or lose their jobs. Instead, any disputes must be resolved in a private arbitration process that <a href="https://www.vox.com/2020/2/12/21133486/doordash-workers-10-million-forced-
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arbitration-class-action-supreme-court-backfired">gives extraordinary advantages</a> to corporate parties over individuals. (Forced arbitration is also <a href="https://archive.thinkprogress.org/chase-just-tried-to-screw-its-
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credit-card-holders-heres-how-you-can-screw-them-back-530249232b32/">very common in ordinary consumer transactions</a>, but your bank or cellphone company can only refuse to do business with you if you refuse arbitration. Your boss can most likely fire you.)
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In the final two weeks of March, the Supreme Court will hear three cases asking just how much power companies have to force their workers into arbitration.
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The first two, <a href="https://casetext.com/case/morgan-v-sundance-inc"><em>Morgan v. Sundance</em></a> and <a href="https://www.scotusblog.com/case-files/cases/viking-river-cruises-inc-v-moriana/"><em>Viking River Cruises v. Moriana</em></a>, are fairly narrow. But the third case, <a href="https://www.scotusblog.com/case-files/cases/southwest-
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airlines-co-v-saxon/"><em>Southwest Airlines Co. v. Saxon</em></a>, involves one of the original sins of the Court’s forced arbitration jurisprudence. The Federal Arbitration Act of 1925, the statute the Court relies on in forced arbitration cases, explicitly exempts “<a href="https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/9/1">workers engaged in foreign or interstate commerce</a>.” But, in <a href="https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=13997435562158688431&hl=en&as_sdt=6&as_vis=1&oi=scholarr"><em>Circuit City v. Adams</em></a> (2001), a 5-4 Court held that most workers engaged in foreign or interstate commerce can be forced into arbitration.
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The issue now before the Court in <em>Saxon</em> is whether workers who load and unload cargo from airplanes count among the rare workers who are not vulnerable to forced arbitration under <em>Circuit City</em>. Under existing law, answering this question is needlessly complicated — although it is worth noting that a Trump-appointed judge wrote the lower court’s opinion holding that these workers are <a href="https://casetext.com/case/saxon-v-sw-airlines-co-1">not subject to forced arbitration</a>.
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But if the Court actually followed the text of the Arbitration Act, then this wouldn’t be a difficult case at all. Indeed, if the Court cared about what the Arbitration Act actually says, none of its decisions enabling forced arbitration would apply to workers.
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Congress enacted the Arbitration Act to, in the late Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s words, permit “<a href="https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/577/14-462/">merchants with relatively equal bargaining power</a>” to resolve disputes through private arbitration. And, when used by parties with relatively equal power, arbitration is benign and can even be beneficial. Resolving a dispute through arbitration can be quicker and less expensive, and merchants within a particular industry can select an arbitrator who is more familiar with that industry than most judges.
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Starting in the 1980s, however, the Court started to read the Arbitration Act to permit companies to require ordinary consumers and employees to agree to arbitration as a condition of doing business with that company. Under <em>Circuit City</em> and <a href="https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=8345012189188610773&hl=en&as_sdt=6&as_vis=1&oi=scholarr"><em>Epic Systems v. Lewis</em></a> (2018), an employer can order an employee to agree to forced arbitration or else immediately be fired.
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Employers, moreover, have powerful incentives to do so. A <a href="https://www.epi.org/publication/the-arbitration-epidemic/">2015 study</a> of forced arbitration in the workplace, for example, found that workers are a little more than half as likely to prevail before an arbiter as they are to prevail in litigation against their employer.
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And when workers do prevail in arbitration, they are typically awarded about a fifth as much money as a worker who prevails before a judge.
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There may be some instances where workers would prefer arbitration to litigation. Arbitration is common in unionized workplaces, for example, in part because the union can help ensure that a fair and impartial arbitrator will be selected to hear a dispute. And opponents of forced arbitration typically do not object to agreements to arbitrate a dispute after that dispute arises — a new federal law prohibiting forced arbitration in sexual misconduct cases, for example, <a href="https://www.vox.com/2022/2/10/22927461/forced-arbitration-congress-bipartisan-
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supreme-court-metoo-sexual-harassment-assault">targets “predispute” arbitration provisions</a> where workers are often forced to sign away their right to sue before they are even contemplating legal action against their employer.
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But there’s a reason many employers try to force workers into arbitration before a dispute arises. When workers are forced into arbitration, their employers are far less likely to suffer meaningful consequences if they break the law.
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To understand why the Court’s decisions allowing workers to be exploited in this way are wrong, it helps to be familiar with two provisions of the Arbitration Act and a small amount of constitutional history — and specifically how the Supreme Court has changed its interpretation of the word “commerce” over time.
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The first relevant provision says that an agreement to arbitrate disputes typically shall be “valid, irrevocable, and enforceable.” Importantly, this provision only applies to contracts pertaining to a “transaction <a href="https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/9/2">involving commerce</a>.”
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The second relevant provision is the one exempting workers from the Arbitration Act. It provides that “nothing herein contained shall apply to contracts of employment of seamen, railroad employees, or any other class of workers <a href="https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/9/1">engaged in foreign or interstate commerce</a>.” Notice that this language also uses the word “commerce.”
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The word “commerce” also appears in one of the most important provisions of the Constitution — a provision that permits Congress to “<a href="https://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/articlei#:~:text=Article%20I%20describes%20the%20design,the%20powers%20that%20Congress%20has.">regulate commerce … among the several states</a>.” This is the constitutional provision that gives Congress much of its authority to regulate private businesses.
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But the scope of Congress’s power over interstate commerce, and the proper meaning of the word “commerce” itself, has historically been <a href="https://www.vox.com/22956346/supreme-court-commerce-clause-native-american-indian-child-welfare-act-haaland-
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Beginning in the late 1800s, conservative Supreme Court justices started reading the word “commerce” very narrowly. Under this <a href="https://www.vox.com/21497317/originalism-amy-coney-barrett-constitution-supreme-court">now-discredited reading</a> of the Constitution, the power to regulate interstate “commerce” included the power to regulate the transportation of goods across state lines, but it did not include the power to regulate manufacturing, agriculture, or other methods of producing these goods.
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The Court <a href="https://www.law.cornell.edu/supremecourt/text/301/1">abandoned this narrow reading of the word “commerce” in 1937</a>, however. Under the modern reading of the Constitution, Congress’s authority to regulate commerce extends broadly to all “<a href="https://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/99-5.ZO.html">activities that substantially affect interstate commerce</a>.”
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Recall, however, that the Arbitration Act was enacted in 1925, when the antiquated reading of the Commerce Clause was still ascendant. Thus, as the Arbitration Act was originally understood, it did not apply at all to employment contracts involving workers engaged in manufacturing, agriculture, or anything else other than the transit of goods (and people) across state lines.
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Again, the Arbitration Act only extends to contracts “involving commerce.” And in 1925, that word was understood quite narrowly.
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This historical understanding of the word “commerce” also explains why the Arbitration Act exempts “seamen, railroad employees, or any other class of workers engaged in foreign or interstate commerce.” This provision broadly exempts all workers who were understood to be subject to congressional regulation in 1925.
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Indeed, this is the best way to read the Arbitration Act. The Congress that enacted the law in 1925 <a href="https://www.vox.com/22940875/voting-rights-act-supreme-court-trump-judge-lee-rudofsky-section-2-private-right-of-
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action">couldn’t possibly have known</a> that the Supreme Court would shift its understanding of the word “commerce” a dozen years later. And the lawmakers who voted for the Arbitration Act most definitely could not have anticipated that, 76 years after the Act became law, the Supreme Court would abruptly decide to apply it to all workers.
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Even if the Arbitration Act is read anachronistically — giving the word “commerce” its modern definition and not the definition that prevailed in 1925 — the law still should be read to exempt all workers.
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Under this anachronistic reading, the reference to contracts “involving commerce” must be read quite broadly — broad enough to encompass nearly every workplace in the United States. But, under the modern reading of the word “commerce,” the exemption for “workers engaged in foreign or interstate commerce” must also be read just as broadly to encompass every employee of these workplaces.
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The point is that, in either reading of the word “commerce,” the Arbitration Act must be read to exempt all employment contracts. If the Act is broad enough to encompass nearly all workplaces, then so is the provision exempting “workers engaged in foreign or interstate commerce.”
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<a href="https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=13997435562158688431&hl=en&as_sdt=6&as_vis=1&oi=scholarr"><em>Circuit City</em>’s</a> error is that it did not apply a consistent reading of the word “commerce” to the entire Arbitration Act. It read the provision stating that the Arbitration Act applies to any contract “involving commerce” using the modern understanding of the word “commerce,” extending the scope of the law to nearly every workplace in the nation.
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But <em>Circuit City</em> also read the provision exempting “workers engaged in foreign or interstate commerce” using the antiquated meaning of the word, ensuring that only workers engaged in the transit of goods would be exempted.
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By changing the definition of the word “commerce” midway through the statute, the Court’s conservative majority effectively rewrote a narrow federal statute with a broad exemption for all workers, and turned it into a broad federal statute with a narrow exemption for only some workers.
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The particular question in <em>Saxon</em>, the case currently pending before the Supreme Court, involves Latrice Saxon, a supervisor for Southwest Airlines who manages workers who load and unload cargo onto airplanes that travel across state lines. Her job also sometimes requires her to load and unload that cargo herself.
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Saxon, in other words, does not actually transport goods across state lines. But she does do work that makes it possible for her employer to transport goods across state lines. So, under <em>Circuit City</em>’s mangled understanding of the Arbitration Act, <em>Saxon</em> is an edge case. It is not immediately clear if Saxon qualifies as a worker “engaged in foreign or interstate commerce” under the extremely narrow definition of those words embraced by five justices in <em>Circuit City</em>.
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co-1">does qualify as a worker engaged in interstate commerce</a> under <em>Circuit City —</em> though, notably, the lower court placed great significance on the fact that Saxon herself spends a considerable amount of time loading and unloading cargo. The lower court concluded that this would be a much harder case if Saxon merely supervised other workers who perform the physical act of placing cargo on airplanes and removing other cargo.
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What about a human resources manager who hires and fires workers who load cargo onto planes, but who never actually loads cargo themselves? How about a dispatcher who assigns truck drivers to transport goods across state lines, but who never actually drives a truck themselves? How about a factory worker who loads goods into crates, so that those crates can then be loaded onto airplanes? What about a corporate executive who oversees a company that earns 2 percent of its profits from transporting goods across state lines? Or an insurance salesperson who sells policies to airlines which insure cargo that travels across state lines?
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There aren’t really clear answers to any of these questions under the fabricated legal rule the Court invented in <em>Circuit City</em>. So long as <em>Circuit City</em> remains good law, judges will necessarily have to draw arbitrary lines between workers deemed to be close enough to the transit of goods to keep all their legal rights intact, and workers deemed so far removed from such transit that they are vulnerable to forced arbitration.
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This is a bad way to do law. The better approach is to overrule <em>Circuit City</em>, and to interpret the Arbitration Act as it was written.
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<em>Saxon </em>offers the Court a chance to do so, although Republican justices have historically <a href="https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=8345012189188610773&hl=en&as_sdt=6&as_vis=1&oi=scholarr">been great fans of forced arbitration</a>, so that outcome is unlikely.
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Learning physiology by looking at the poisons that shut it down</strong> - A cute book, but not nearly as good as Deborah Blum’s <em>The Poisoner’s Handbook</em>. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1840454">link</a></p></li>
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“I will bring your whole family back to life, even the cow,” she says, “if you can fuck me 5 times in a row. If not I get to kill you.”
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“I will bring your whole family back to life, even the cow,” she says, “if you can fuck me 5 times in a row. If not I get to kill you.”
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“I will bring your whole family back to life, even the cow,” she says, “if you can fuck me 5 times in a row. If not I get to kill you.”
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Just then, two old ladies were strolling along the sand one walking with a cane. Upon seeing this thing sticking out of the sand she began to move it about with her cane, remarking to the other little old lady, “there ain’t hardly no justice in this world.“ The other little old lady asked“what do you mean by that?“
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