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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
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<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Elusive Promise of a Real 2024 Republican Race Against Donald Trump</strong> - On the Nikki Haley scenario and the eternal optimism of a New Year. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-bidens-washington/the-elusive-promise-of-a-real-2024-republican-race-against-donald-trump">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How the Biden Administration Defends Its Israel Policy</strong> - Isaac Chotiner interviews John Kirby, the strategic-communications coördinator for the National Security Council, about the Biden Administration’s policy on Israel. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/how-the-biden-administration-defends-its-israel-policy">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Did Nikki Haley Lose Her Nerve?</strong> - The former U.N. Ambassador has been gaining ground on Donald Trump. But, at the fifth Republican debate, she remained stuck in a race for second place. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/did-nikki-haley-lose-her-nerve">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Deadly Challenges of War Coverage in Gaza</strong> - Clarissa Ward, the first Western reporter to enter Gaza without an I.D.F. escort since October 7th, has faced accusations of pro-Israel bias even as she strives to highlight Arab suffering. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-communications/the-deadly-challenges-of-war-coverage-in-gaza">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How Israel’s Inspection Process Is Obstructing Aid Delivery</strong> - Senator Chris Van Hollen describes what he witnessed on the Egypt-Gaza border. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/how-israels-inspection-process-is-obstructing-aid-delivery">link</a></p></li>
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<li><strong>The Iowa caucuses only matter because people believe they matter</strong> -
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<img alt="People in winter coats and hats gather in a school building, holding TRUMP 2024 signs and standing next to a table with more signs with political slogans." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/WuVb53YcOLfsm-_a-RyFYs7ssck=/430x0:7209x5084/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/73051496/GettyImages_1913101045__1_.0.jpg"/>
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Supporters attend a rally for Republican presidential candidate and former President Donald Trump at a middle school in Clinton, Iowa, on January 6, 2024. | Getty Images
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It’s a small state that can make a massive impact on the political world. Here’s how that happens.
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Polls show <a href="https://www.vox.com/donald-trump">Donald Trump</a> as the clear favorite to win the GOP <a href="https://www.iowagop.org/2024caucus">Iowa caucuses</a> on Monday, January 15. But the true stakes of the contest are about more than just who comes in first. The political world will be watching Iowa’s results closely in an attempt to get a sense of where the GOP race is going.
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The caucus results will give one early indication of whether Trump really will romp to the nomination or face a closer fight than expected. They’ll basically determine whether <a href="https://www.vox.com/ron-desantis">Ron DeSantis</a> can stay in the race. Yet for <a href="https://www.vox.com/24023738/nikki-haley-new-hampshire-polls-trump-desantis-husband">Nikki Haley</a>, they may not mean all that much — expectations are low for her in Iowa, since she has a better opportunity to break through in the next contest, the New Hampshire primary on January 23.
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It may seem somewhat strange that Iowa’s results would need decoding like this. But that’s key to how Iowa’s influence works. It isn’t about the paltry number of delegates at stake. Rather, Iowa matters because of how it affects the <em>perceptions</em> of the political world.
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Media, party insiders, activists, the candidates themselves, and even voters in other states <em>think</em> the caucus results reveal a great deal about which candidates can win elsewhere. The contest for Iowa isn’t really a contest for delegates; it’s a contest to look good.
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This year, all this lofty import only applies to the Republican caucuses — Democrats stripped Iowa of its first-on-the-calendar status, substituting South Carolina instead, for various reasons: a<a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/2/4/21122221/iowa-democratic-caucus-results-democracy"> 2020 vote-counting debacle</a>, concern that Iowa is too white for a party increasingly emphasizing diversity, and <a href="https://www.vox.com/joe-biden">Joe Biden</a>’s political interests.
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But in what’s generally been a stagnant, undramatic Republican race, Iowa presents the first real opportunity for voters to weigh in, defy polls, and shake up the contest. Of course, they could — and probably will — simply affirm Trump’s overwhelming lead. But if polls were perfectly reliable, we wouldn’t need the voters at all, would we?
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What are the Iowa caucuses?
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Mariannette Miller-Meeks, center, helps to total vote numbers at Ottumwa High School for the Republican caucus on February 1, 2016, in Ottumwa, Iowa.
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The Iowa caucuses are the first time actual voters across any US state get up and go vote on whom they want to be president — though, this year, only Republicans will be doing that.
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These voters literally have to “get up and go” — to an in-person event, held at a specific time in the evening, at one of more than a thousand <a href="https://www.iowagop.org/2024_caucus_locations">precincts across the state</a>. Absentee voting is not permitted, except for a small number of military and overseas voters.
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Now, you may have an image in your head of the Iowa caucuses looking like participatory democracy in action — people gathering in their local precincts, sitting or standing with a group of their presidential candidate’s supporters, and going through multiple rounds of voting where candidates are eliminated and voters can change their minds.
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None of that is true anymore.
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For Republicans, that’s never how the caucuses worked. Since 1980, the first year the caucuses <a href="https://www.dmpl.org/research/local-history-genealogy/iowa-caucuses">were a big deal</a> in the presidential nomination contest, Republicans <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/01/09/iowa-caucus-2024-what-it-means/">have made</a> their choices through a simple secret ballot written vote. That’s how it will work this year, too.
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Iowa Democrats had long tried to do things differently, using the lively process described above — they wanted public debate and deliberation. But over the years, criticism mounted over the caucuses’ complexity,<a href="https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/opinion/editorials/caucus/2016/02/03/editorial-something-smells-democratic-party/79777580/"> lack of transparency</a>, and barriers to participation (the old caucus gatherings could last for hours, which can be a challenge for people who have child care or work, or don’t want to drive late at night).
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Democrats’ attempts to address those criticisms with <a href="https://www.vox.com/2020/1/30/21083701/iowa-caucuses-results-delegates-math">a new voting process</a> in 2020 ended in <a href="https://www.desmoinesregister.com/in-depth/news/elections/presidential/caucus/2022/12/11/iowa-caucus-2020-chaos-biden-sanders-buttigieg-app-failure-dnc/69703352007/">a disastrously delayed and flawed</a> vote count. The Democratic National Committee then <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2022/12/2/23490726/democrats-iowa-new-hampshire">stripped Iowa</a> (and New Hampshire) of special permission to hold early contests. So this year, Iowa Democrats will vote on the presidential choice <a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/heres-how-the-2024-iowa-caucus-will-work">by mail instead,</a> as just one of many states that will announce results on Super Tuesday in early March.
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Why do the Iowa caucuses matter?
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<img alt="US President Barack Obama and former US President Jimmy Carter wave during the Let Freedom Ring commemoration event at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, DC, on Wednesday, August 28, 2013.&nbsp;" src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/d1nyuYjWA-ZiHVRJX4uUA7qHoz0=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/25220174/Screen_Shot_2024_01_11_at_4.50.19_PM.png"/> <cite>Michael Reynolds via Bloomberg</cite>
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Then-President Barack Obama and former President Jimmy Carter wave at a 2013 event
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To win the nomination contest, a candidate needs to win a majority of the delegates at stake in state primaries and caucuses across the country. The day after the Iowa caucuses, hardly any of those delegates will have been locked down, and in theory the contest would still be totally wide open. Yet in practice, Iowa’s results often make a dramatic impact on the race, dooming certain candidates while boosting others.
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That’s for a few reasons. It’s the first actual contest after a long year or so of campaigning. In theory, it’s a place where an underdog can make a splash — it’s a small state that purportedly privileges shoe leather and on-the-ground campaigning over big ad spending.
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Plus there’s history: Iowa has been the launching pad for two men who did not initially lead national polls but went on to become president of the United States: Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama. For both, the caucus results generated tons of positive media coverage and a national surge in polls (though both faced long contests ahead before locking down the nomination).
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Even when the Iowa winner doesn’t end up winning the nomination (as with Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, and Ted Cruz, the three most recent GOP winners in contested caucuses), results can shake up the race by elevating them, rather than other candidates, to prominence in the contest.
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But it’s important to understand that not every candidate is affected equally by the caucuses. Iowa matters primarily because of how it changes the <em>perceptions</em> of the political world. And candidates are, in large part, judged by whether their caucus performance meets the <em>expectations</em> of <a href="https://www.vox.com/media">the media</a> and political elites.
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For instance, in the 2008 GOP caucuses, Mitt Romney came in second and John McCain came in fourth. Yet Romney was <em>portrayed</em> as a big loser, since he had been campaigning hard in Iowa and had once seemed the favorite to win. McCain, meanwhile, hadn’t really been trying to win Iowa and was focusing instead on doing well in New Hampshire, so his fourth place finish wasn’t interpreted as a stunning setback for him.
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“Every candidate in Iowa has the same opponent, and that opponent’s name is ‘expected,’” Dennis Goldford, a political science professor at Drake University, <a href="https://www.vox.com/2016/1/25/10817088/iowa-caucus-2016-poll-trump-sanders">told me back in 2016</a>. “The caucuses are about who exceeds expectations and who fails to. And who sets expectations? You and I do.”
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But <em>how</em> does Iowa’s influence actually work?
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The political world is obsessed with the question of who can actually win<em> </em>in each presidential nomination race. And a large part of that world has come to believe that the caucus outcomes help shed some important light on that question.
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It’s pretty weird: Essentially, the Iowa caucuses are important because the media, the candidates, and the political world more broadly treat their results as greatly important in determining who can win. And this plays out in several interacting ways:
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The media hypes up the Iowa results, branding candidates as winners and losers based on how they performed there. So the winners get tons of excited coverage, but the losers become afterthoughts. And, particularly in multicandidate fields, winning media coverage is hugely important.
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Donors and activists, too, look at the Iowa results to judge whether the candidates they’re supporting are still viable. A poor Iowa performance will likely mean fewer campaign donations and endorsements, which makes it more difficult for a candidate to stay in the race. (I’m looking at you, Ron DeSantis.)
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Voters in other states — especially those trying to make sense of complex, multicandidate fields — can take the Iowa results (and the media coverage of those results) as cues about which contenders can actually win. Accordingly, poll results in other states can change quickly after the Iowa results sink in.
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The candidates naturally take all this into account, and so many of them have invested huge amounts of time and money to try to do well in Iowa. And when the results come in, candidates who do poorly often take the hint and quit the race (spurred by donors who will no longer fund their campaigns, media outlets that no longer cover them, and subsequent polls showing they’re performing poorly elsewhere). This shrinking of the field is a process known as winnowing.
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And all of these factors amplify each other: This behavior from candidates further assures the media that the caucus results are really important, which justifies even more coverage of Iowa.
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All of these dynamics, it should be noted, also apply to New Hampshire (and, to a decreasing degree, to other states as the process continues). The media, the candidates, political elites, and, to a certain extent, voters in other states all act on the signals they believe Iowa and New Hampshire are sending them. And that’s how these early state contests dramatically reshape the nomination landscape long before the vast majority of the American people get to weigh in.
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What are the expectations for this year’s Iowa caucuses?
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<img alt="Haley smiles while holding a microphone and raising a card in her right hand. She stands in front of a navy blue backdrop that reads PICK NIKKI; the words are outlined by a silhouette of Iowa’s state boundaries." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/Vm5VpJcnKaj2_RnYJaFC5hZadmo=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/25220195/GettyImages_1925443575.jpg"/> <cite>Win McNamee/Getty</cite>
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Republican presidential candidate and former UN Ambassador Nikki Haley holds up a commit-to-caucus card while speaking during a campaign event on January 11, 2024, in Ankeny, Iowa.
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Three significant candidates — and one hanger-on — remain in the Republican race, and each faces a different set of expectations in Iowa against which their performance will be judged.
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If Trump wins Iowa but underperforms his polls — getting significantly below 50 percent — he will look “weaker than expected” and there will be chatter about whether he is more vulnerable than commonly believed. And if he somehow loses Iowa, that would be taken as a stunning catastrophe — though it likely wouldn’t be fatal, since everyone understands it’s Iowa and weird things can also happen there.
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<a href="https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2023/2/14/23599194/nikki-haley-donald-trump-2024-presidential-campaign">Nikki Haley</a> has been <a href="https://www.realclearpolling.com/polls/president/republican-primary/2024/iowa-caucus">battling with DeSantis for second</a> in Iowa polls, hovering around 15 to 20 percent of the vote — but the expectations for her in the caucuses aren’t so high, since political observers agree that New Hampshire is a more promising opportunity for her.
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If Haley dramatically underperforms her polls, eyebrows will be raised, but she’ll still get to take her shot in the Granite State. But if she over-performs and gets a strong second place (ahead of DeSantis, closer than expected to Trump), she’ll be perceived as the “true winner” of the Iowa caucuses. Even though she didn’t, you know, win them.
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Ron DeSantis has spent much of the past year <a href="https://www.realclearpolling.com/polls/president/republican-primary/2024/national">declining in the polls</a> and <a href="https://www.politico.com/news/2023/09/06/desantis-donors-florida-election-00114080">losing donors</a>, and he’s bet everything on Iowa as his one shot for a comeback. A third place finish behind Haley would almost certainly end his campaign, losing him his last remaining support from GOP donors. He could decide to push onward with a second place finish, but it’s difficult to envision what his next opportunity for success would be. To revitalize his chances in the race, DeSantis really needs to over-perform his polls quite dramatically.
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Then there’s <a href="https://www.vox.com/2024-elections/23720391/vivek-ramaswamy-affirmative-action-woke-capitalism-ideas">Vivek Ramaswamy</a>, who is more of a wild card. After a brief burst of attention several months ago, media and GOP voter attention have largely moved on from Ramaswamy, who’s been stuck at single digits in polls. He has been <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/vivek-ramaswamy-completes-double-tour-every-iowa-county-rcna131847">campaigning very intensely in Iowa</a>, so an unimpressive performance there would likely suggest he won’t do too well anywhere else, either. However, Ramaswamy is largely self-funding his campaign and could theoretically stay in as long as he wants, since donors won’t be able to force his hand by stopping payment of his staffers’ salaries.
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To summarize, here’s what it would take for each candidate to be a caucus “winner”: Trump needs a commanding first place with about 50 percent of the vote or more, Haley needs a decent second place, DeSantis needs a very strong second place, and Ramaswamy, who knows.
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<em>Portions of this article were originally published in </em><a href="https://www.vox.com/2016/1/25/10817088/iowa-caucus-2016-poll-trump-sanders"><em>2016</em></a><em> and </em><a href="https://www.vox.com/2020/2/3/21113394/iowa-democratic-caucus-2020-explained"><em>2020</em></a><em>.</em>
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The aggrieved billionaire is gunning for Harvard, Business Insider, and anyone who talks about his wife.
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Hedge fund billionaire Bill Ackman has a lot of opinions, and he’s going to make sure you hear them.
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How Ackman came to be a main character at the center of not one but two academic plagiarism scandals is a messy tale indeed. It started with Ackman amplifying allegations of academic dishonesty leveled against Harvard University president Claudine Gay by right-wing activists; Gay <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/03/opinion/claudine-gay-harvard-president.html">resigned from her post</a> in early January due to the controversy. Ackman, who is Jewish, first set his sights on Gay <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/09/us/university-of-pennsylvania-president-resigns.html">after she failed</a>, in his view, to adequately condemn pro-<a href="https://www.vox.com/palestine">Palestinian</a> student protests in which chants such as “<a href="https://www.vox.com/world-politics/23972967/river-to-sea-palestine-israel-hamas">from the river to the sea</a>” were repeated.
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But Ackman’s accusations came back to bite him after similar charges of plagiarism were made against his wife, former MIT professor Neri Oxman. Two <a href="https://www.businessinsider.com/bill-ackman-wife-neri-oxman-mit-dissertation-plagiarism-2024-1">Business Insider</a> <a href="https://www.businessinsider.com/neri-oxman-plagiarize-wikipedia-mit-dissertation-2024-1">reports</a> made the claim that Oxman “stole sentences and whole paragraphs from Wikipedia, other scholars, and technical documents in her academic writing.” Oxman <a href="https://twitter.com/NeriOxman/status/1742993073078947843">wrote on X</a> that she regretted some of the errors, while saying that in other instances she couldn’t confirm Business Insider’s claims. Her husband has <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/brianbushard/2024/01/09/ackman-escalates-attack-on-business-insider-and-musk-eggs-him-on/?sh=da46c3b27b1f">since launched a fresh offensive</a> — this time against Business Insider.
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Ackman isn’t a celebrity (unless you spend too much time online), or an academic, or even someone who has shown previous zeal for the cause of rooting out plagiarism. But he is worth $4 billion, and that can buy you a lot of attention.
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Ackman was born to a wealthy family in Chappaqua, New York, and later attended Harvard University. He married Oxman (who was once <a href="https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/10/neri-oxman-never-dated-brad-pitt-but-she-trolled-the-paparazzi-anyway">rumored to be dating Brad Pitt</a>) in 2019.
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Since the ’90s, the founder of famed hedge fund Pershing Square has been well-known in finance circles as an activist investor — meaning he aggressively pushes for changes at the companies he buys stakes in. Another renowned activist investor Carl Icahn once <a href="https://financialpost.com/business-insider/carl-icahn-calls-bill-ackman-a-little-cry-baby-in-live-cnbc-brawl">said of Ackman</a>, “He’s the quintessential example of if you want a friend on Wall Street, get a dog.” Talking to the <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/01/business/01nocera.html">New York Times in 2007</a>, Ackman said of himself, “If I think I’m right, I can be the most persistent and most relentless person in America.”
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Pershing holds stock in just <a href="http://edgar.secdatabase.com/2597/117266123004016/filing-main.htm">a handful of companies</a>; among them are <a href="https://www.vox.com/google">Google</a>, Chipotle, Hilton Hotels, Lowes, and RBI, a <a href="https://www.rbi.com/English/corporate-profile/default.aspx">fast food multinational</a> that owns popular chains like Burger King, Popeyes, and Tim Hortons. Much of Ackman’s fortune comes from a few incredibly lucrative bets, like shorting <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/01/business/01nocera.html">an insurer of mortgage-backed bonds</a> right around the subprime mortgage crisis, and wagering <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoinegara/2020/03/25/billionaire-bill-ackman-100-fold-return-on-coronavirus-hedge-2-billion/?sh=3c49a5016fcc">tens of millions of dollars</a> that the pandemic would cause absolute market chaos.
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Not all of his bets have panned out. Throughout the 2010s, he <a href="https://money.cnn.com/2018/03/01/investing/herbalife-bill-ackman-carl-icahn/index.html">lost a billion dollars</a> shorting Herbalife, a <a href="https://www.vox.com/the-goods/22732586/ftc-mlm-rohit-chopra-business-opportunity-rule">multilevel marketing company</a> selling supplements and meal replacements. The billionaire also made a misstep in trying to put the juice back into <a href="https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSBRE97P0TB/">struggling retailer J.C. Penney</a>, and took a huge loss on a pharmaceutical company called Valeant, with his fund <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/nathanvardi/2017/03/13/billionaire-bill-ackman-sells-disastrous-valeant-investment-after-nearly-4-billion-loss/?sh=fa0418974b24">losing almost $4 billion in two years</a>. In 2017, Ackman’s Pershing and Valeant reached an agreement to <a href="https://www.wsj.com/articles/pershing-square-valeant-to-pay-290-million-to-settle-allergan-suit-1514571214">pay $290 million</a> to settle a lawsuit alleging insider trading.
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The billionaire is a signatory of the <a href="https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2019/7/10/18693578/gates-buffett-giving-pledge-billionaire-philanthropy">Giving Pledge</a>, a popular promise taken up by the ultra-rich to give away at least half of their total wealth. His philanthropic foundation has doled out <a href="https://pershingsquarefoundation.org/about-us/">hundreds of millions</a> of dollars since 2006, often toward social justice issues such as poverty and <a href="https://www.vox.com/criminal-justice">criminal justice reform</a>, and also scholarship funds for immigrants.
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On X, he said he had “<a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1718382920518217968?lang=en">invested millions in helping promote Palestinian economic development</a> and peaceful coexistence,” but that he would do more if only he had confidence that “the funds would be used productively.” Fran McGill, head of communications at Ackman’s hedge fund Pershing Square Capital Management, told Vox that Ackman declined to provide any additional comment beyond what he’s posted on X, including any details on what these pro-Palestinian investments were.
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But that history of giving is at odds with Ackman’s latest activist turn, in which Ackman has emerged as a firm opponent to diversity and inclusion initiatives that he says <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1743001512064799077">he once supported</a>. He <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1742441534627184760">wrote on X</a> that he believes not just in diversity of race and <a href="https://www.vox.com/religion">religion</a> but “diversity of viewpoints” and politics. He accused DEI of being “not about diversity in its purest form” but rather a “political advocacy movement on behalf of certain groups that are deemed oppressed under DEI’s own methodology.”
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In his view, DEI unfairly paints any “merit-based program, system, or organization” as racist because there are disproportionate outcomes. It’s worth noting that Ackman’s father got his MBA from Harvard, where applicants are <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/25/us/politics/harvard-admissions-civil-rights-inquiry.html">given preference if they have alumni family members</a>.
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Wading into the culture wars is new for Ackman, who mostly stayed in his finance lane before the pandemic. But like many of his ultra-rich peers, he hasn’t had much trouble commandeering attention thanks to a heady mix of wealth, connections, and access to a large social media audience — nor much hesitation in waltzing into new conversations with an air of authority. In the past week, he has been making novel-length X posts (some over <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1743792224020619450">4,000 words long</a>) interpreting the <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1744830917602951407">intricacies of MIT’s plagiarism rules</a> and journalistic “<a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1744336502488727688">due process</a>” with the explicit goal of discrediting the plagiarism allegations detailed in Business Insider’s reporting.
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He insists that he’s fighting to uphold the integrity of American institutions — including whether they sufficiently respect meritocracy — not just airing his grievances. Claudine Gay, in Ackman’s view, committed plagiarism. His wife didn’t; the <a href="https://www.businessinsider.com/bill-ackman-wife-neri-oxman-mit-dissertation-plagiarism-2024-1">book paragraphs</a> and <a href="https://www.businessinsider.com/neri-oxman-plagiarize-wikipedia-mit-dissertation-2024-1">Wikipedia pages</a> she allegedly lifted without citation were “inadvertent omissions” and “<a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1744702145360720049">clerical errors of punctuation</a>.” Ackman has not explained why, exactly, <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/21/us/claudine-gay-harvard-president-excerpts.html">the examples used against Gay</a>, which likewise involve copying phrasing and sentences without quotation marks or attribution, shouldn’t also count as a light omission. He has <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1743792224020619450">only said</a> that his real goal was “to help her address the rise of antisemitism on campus” all along and that he had trusted plagiarism experts who called Gay’s academic record into question. But when it comes to his wife (who left MIT years ago), Ackman has not only launched a furious defense of why allegedly copying language isn’t plagiarism, but has acted as though others even knowing these allegations exist causes <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1744702145360720049">catastrophic emotional and reputational harm</a> and counts as a matter of public injustice.
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To right this perceived wrong, Ackman has tried his best to get the Business Insider article removed, decrying it as an <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1744552134706630960">example of journalistic malpractice</a>. Not long after the story was published, he <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1744702145360720049">spoke privately with executives</a> at both Business Insider and its parent company Axel Springer, informing them that he was disputing the plagiarism claims and that Insider would need to “withdraw the story.”
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After these calls, <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/style/media/2024/01/08/neri-oxman-ackman-axel-springer-business-insider/">Axel Springer said it would review</a> the “process leading up to the reporting” on Oxman, but reiterated that “the facts of the reports have not been disputed.”
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If the facts aren’t in dispute, it’s hard to see the move as anything but assuaging a powerful man’s displeasure — and a way to protect themselves legally against litigious, well-resourced billionaires. Gawker is a cautionary tale — a beloved outlet whose initial closure came on the heels of an <a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2018/02/hogan-thiel-gawker-trial/554132/">expensive lawsuit funded by venture capitalist Peter Thiel</a>. An Axel Springer spokesperson declined to comment further on the review of Business Insider’s reporting.
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Ackman is far from the first rich guy to try to control the kinds of stories <a href="https://www.vox.com/media">the media</a> publishes, as well as how they’re framed. He’s joining the ranks of <a href="https://www.vox.com/2016/8/15/12490944/peter-thiel-journalism">Thiel</a> and <a href="https://www.vox.com/elon-musk">Elon Musk</a>, who famously bought X, a <a href="https://www.wsj.com/articles/why-elon-musk-contends-twitter-can-disrupt-the-media-business-9c54b67">social media site used by many journalists</a>, because he was confident he could create a better media landscape. (Musk even <a href="https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1744741822537384195">advised Ackman to sue</a> Business Insider on X, where Ackman is waging his campaign; Ackman <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1744755437457543281">thanked him</a> for his support.) That’s not to mention the many billionaires who own newspapers and media empires, whether it’s the Hearsts, the Sulzbergers, or <a href="https://www.vox.com/jeff-bezos">Jeff Bezos</a>. There was even a <a href="https://www.vox.com/tv/23737708/end-of-succession-season-4-logan-roy-murdoch-series-finale-king-lear-shakespearean">critically beloved TV show</a> about it.
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The way Ackman’s crusades against Harvard and Business Insider have played out are almost parodic demonstrations of a billionaire’s disproportionate sway on society; they are especially difficult to square with his supposed respect for meritocracy. Both at Harvard — a school his father attended and to which he has <a href="https://fortune.com/2023/12/13/bill-ackman-harvard-donation-coupang-antisemitism-president/">donated tens of millions of dollars</a> — and Business Insider, Ackman’s money and network have given him a direct line to decision-makers that most of us don’t have access to. Ackman <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1734401275142291640">wrote</a> on December 11 that two reporters had told him that Harvard resisted firing Gay in part because “they were concerned it would look like they were kowtowing to me.” It’s not an unwarranted concern. He also has a <a href="https://www.wsj.com/us-news/education/bill-ackmans-friend-inside-harvards-board-99b4bb8c">friend on the Harvard board</a> — a former board director of Pershing Square Holdings — who had privately questioned whether Gay could stay on as president.
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The perks of knowing the right people can’t be overstated. Ackman has given us <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1744702145360720049">an inside look</a> at how he has escalated his contention with the allegations against Oxman: He quickly got on the phone with multiple executives at Business Insider and Axel Springer, <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1744702145360720049">growing irate</a> when one didn’t call him back in an hour as promised. He contacted Axel Springer’s billionaire CEO <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1744927256068166016">Mathias Döpfner</a> (you may remember him <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/2022/10/1/23381257/elon-musk-texts-twitter-billionaires">offering to run Twitter for Elon Musk</a> when Musk was gearing up to buy it), and even <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1745251911471612175">reached out</a> to <a href="https://www.forbes.com/profile/joseph-bae/?sh=76a43dc6540c">Joseph Bae</a>, one of the CEOs of KKR, Axel Springer’s <a href="https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/kkr-sees-long-term-future-with-springer-says-investor-kravis-2023-01-24/">biggest shareholder</a>, as well as KKR co-founder and Axel board member Henry Kravis. As the days passed and the media company refused to remove the articles or say that they’d gotten the facts wrong, Ackman went even further, <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1745422423216845260">accusing the above men</a> of being “responsible and profiting from Business Insider’s illegal and unethical journalism.”
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This isn’t the first time Ackman’s connections likely greased the wheels for him. A few years ago, Ackman became involved in the fight to pressure Pornhub to remove alleged child sexual abuse material — the story goes that he <a href="https://www.institutionalinvestor.com/article/2bswuu1nfc040ho7ghudc/culture/bill-ackman-sent-a-text-to-the-ceo-of-mastercard-what-happened-next-is-a-parable-for-esg">sent a text to his friend</a>, the then-CEO of Mastercard, which was also a payment processor on the site. Mastercard, in turn, pressured Pornhub to remove the videos.
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Nor is this the first time Ackman has used his power to protect his wife’s reputation and influence the media narrative around her. In 2019, Oxman’s research lab at MIT garnered <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/16/business/media/ito-mit-epstein-apology.html">press</a><a href="https://www.artnews.com/art-news/news/neri-oxman-jeffrey-epstein-13236/"> </a><a href="https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/10/mit-media-lab-jeffrey-epstein-money-women.html">attention</a> for receiving $125,000 from Jeffrey Epstein after a 2015 meeting, when he was already a convicted sex offender. According to emails <a href="https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/6408616/Ackman-Emails.pdf">obtained by the Boston Globe</a>, Ackman advised then-director of the MIT Media Lab Joi Ito <a href="https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2019/09/13/meeting-with-epstein-led-gift-and-now-regrets/0SPYm0hSg8iNh3JdDwPICP/story.html">not to mention his wife</a> in any statements to the media so that she wouldn’t have to issue her own statement on the scandal. A <a href="https://www.dezeen.com/2019/09/16/neri-oxman-mit-donations-jeffrey-epstein-news/">few days after the Globe piece</a> revealed these behind-the-scenes details, Oxman issued an apology.
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The wealthy have always held this kind of quiet influence, but social media has allowed them to use that influence — or attempt to use it — explicitly in public view. Ackman has become much more active on X, which he has said is his <a href="https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1733867430345056382">only social media account</a>, in the past few years — before the outbreak of the pandemic, he tweeted sparsely. He went from 24,000 followers in January 2019 to over a million by January 2024. His recent social media activism hasn’t had much of a financial impact on his publicly traded investment fund, whose <a href="https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/PSHZF/">stock price has risen</a> since October 2023. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t pitfalls to using your influence to name yourself a commanding officer in the culture war — as Ackman and Oxman have learned.
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Ackman’s fit of temper isn’t over yet. An Axel Springer spokesperson reportedly told <a href="https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/1745242819844018177">Puck News journalist Dylan Byers</a> that “most people had underestimated the way that Bill Ackman is completely losing it.” But maybe Ackman is making a bet — something he’s very used to doing — that in this fight, too, the billionaire will come out on top.
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The Supreme Court <a href="https://www.supremecourt.gov/orders/courtorders/011224zr_8o6a.pdf">announced</a> on Friday it would hear a pivotal case that could transform homelessness policy in the United States. The case is the<strong> </strong>most significant legal challenge to the rights of homeless people in decades, and how the Court rules in a decision expected later this year<strong> </strong>will shape how cities respond to <a href="https://www.vox.com/2023/10/10/23905951/homeless-tent-encampments-grants-pass-martin-boise-unsheltered-housing">tent encampments</a>.
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Four years ago, the Court declined to hear a similar challenge.<strong> </strong>But since then, the crisis of unsheltered homelessness in America has grown more severe, municipal backlash to court rulings that have limited cities’ response to the crisis has grown more organized, and what to do about people living in tents has become one of the most urgent issues in American politics.
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The case in question — <em>Grants Pass, OR v.</em> <em>Johnson, Gloria, et al — </em>is a challenge to a 2018 <a href="https://clearinghouse.net/case/43966/">federal class action lawsuit</a> filed by three people<strong> </strong>who argued that the city of Grants Pass’s laws and customs illegally punished them for being involuntarily homeless. Attorneys representing the plaintiffs <a href="https://www.streetroots.org/sites/default/files/Blake%20SJ%20Opinion.pdf">noted </a>the dearth of affordable housing and homeless shelters in the city, and blasted Grants Pass’s arguments that unhoused people could simply leave and go elsewhere.
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In 2022, a three-judge panel from the Ninth Circuit ruled in favor of the homeless plaintiffs. This wasn’t a total surprise; the same appellate court had issued a <a href="https://www.vox.com/23748522/tent-encampments-martin-boise-homelessness-housing">landmark ruling</a> four years earlier that said people without housing can’t be punished for sleeping or camping outside on public property if there are no adequate shelter alternatives available.
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That pivotal decision, <a href="https://www.vox.com/23748522/tent-encampments-martin-boise-homelessness-housing"><em>Martin v. Boise</em></a>, has fundamentally shaped cities’ response to the homelessness crisis, especially in the nine Western states under the Ninth Circuit’s jurisdiction, where some <a href="https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/23/23-175/280078/20230920180047655_44262%20Brief%20-%20Amici%20Curiae.pdf">42 percent</a> of the country’s <a href="https://www.huduser.gov/portal/sites/default/files/pdf/2022-ahar-part-1.pdf">homeless population</a> now lives.
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Leaders from dozens of cities and states — both liberal and conservative — have been hoping the US Supreme Court would overturn the <em>Martin </em>and <em>Grants Pass </em>decisions, which they claim were incorrectly decided and leave governments ill-equipped to safely manage their communities. Many groups representing the rights of homeless people, in turn, have said there’s no reason for the US Supreme Court to reconsider the rulings as there’s no clear disagreement among circuit courts to resolve.<strong> </strong>In the half-decade since <em>Martin </em>came down, there have been <a href="https://homelesslaw.org/martin-v-boise-impact-page/">dozens of cases</a> affirming it, including in the <a href="https://harvardlawreview.org/print/vol-132/manning-v-caldwell/">Fourth Circuit in Virginia</a>.
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Some in the court system, though, have also signaled they’d like to see <em>Martin</em> overruled. Last summer, when the full Ninth Circuit <a href="https://cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/opinions/2023/07/05/20-35752.pdf">declined to review</a> the <em>Grants Pass </em>decision, 16 judges dissented, arguing<em> </em>both homeless cases were incorrectly decided. “<em>Martin</em> handcuffed local jurisdictions as they tried to respond to the homelessness crisis; <em>Grants Pass</em> now places them in a straitjacket,” one dissent read. In 2023, an Arizona state judge also <a href="https://www.goldwaterinstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/CV2022-010439-926-09202023.pdf">urged</a> the Supreme Court to take up the matter, arguing <em>Martin </em>and <em>Grants Pass </em>both<em> “</em>tie the hands of cities that seek in good faith to address the growing homeless encampment epidemic.”
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On Friday afternoon, Ed Johnson, the lead attorney for the homeless plaintiffs, issued a statement defending the <em>Grants Pass </em>decision, describing it as “narrow” and “consistent with decades of Supreme Court precedent.”
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The Supreme Court will decide if it’s a violation of the Eighth Amendment to fine or arrest people experiencing homelessness
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The lead original plaintiff for the <em>Grants Pass </em>case was Debra Blake, who had experienced homelessness for roughly a decade and in that time<strong> </strong>racked up hundreds of dollars in fines and fees for sleeping outside and allegedly trespassing. By 2020, Blake owed over $5,000 in penalties for living outside. Blake died a year later at 62 and the case was renamed for another homeless plaintiff, Gloria Johnson.
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Supporters of the <em>Grants Pass </em>decision say the Ninth Circuit merely affirmed and clarified its prior decision in <em>Martin, </em>which found that punishing homeless people with no other place to go violates the Eighth Amendment’s prohibition on cruel and unusual punishment. But opponents say that by describing civil penalties against unhoused people as unconstitutional, as opposed to just criminal penalties, <em>Grants Pass </em>actually<em> </em>represents a radical expansion of the <em>Martin </em>holding.
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By taking this case, the US Supreme Court is likely to resolve a key question underlying this debate: Is it a violation of the Eighth Amendment to issue penalties — whether jail time or tickets and fines — against people experiencing homelessness if they have no adequate shelter alternatives?
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Lawyers representing Grants Pass <a href="https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/23/23-175/275911/20230823153037814_Grants%20Pass%20v.%20Johnson_cert%20petition_corrected.pdf">say no, it’s not</a>. They argue that enforcing local regulations should simply not be considered<strong> </strong>cruel and unusual punishments.
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“I think the entire idea that it could constitute cruel and unusual punishment to arrest someone for sleeping on the street is incorrect,” Timothy Sandefur, the vice president for legal affairs at the Goldwater Institute, <a href="https://www.vox.com/2023/10/10/23905951/homeless-tent-encampments-grants-pass-martin-boise-unsheltered-housing">told me in October</a>. The Goldwater Institute is a conservative legal advocacy group that filed <a href="https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/23/23-175/279897/20230919154157625_GP%20Amicus%20Brief.pdf">a brief</a> urging the Supreme Court to take the case. Sandefur told me that “it’s true” that arresting someone for a status like being homeless is wrong, but he argued it would be at most a violation of due process, not of the Eighth Amendment.
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Homeless advocates in support of both <em>Martin </em>and <em>Grants Pass </em>say ticketing, fining, and arresting unhoused people if they have nowhere else to go certainly violates the Eighth Amendment. In a <a href="https://www.law.georgetown.edu/icap/wp-content/uploads/sites/32/2021/06/Blake-9th-Cir.-Amicus-Brief-ECF-stamped-6-8-2021.pdf">brief filed to the Ninth Circuit </a>in support of the unhoused plaintiffs, lawyers with the <a href="https://finesandfeesjusticecenter.org/">Fines and Fees Justice Center</a> argued that civil penalties <a href="https://academic.oup.com/jpubhealth/article/42/2/e107/5510723">frequently trap unhoused people</a> in cycles of poverty and homelessness, ensnaring them in debt that prevents them from securing housing at all.
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Overturning <em>Martin </em>and <em>Grants Pass </em>would give cities more power to clear tent encampments
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If the Supreme Court overturns these decisions, cities will have an easier time clearing tent encampments and prosecuting those who violate anti-camping laws.
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Proponents of overturning the decisions say they’re not endorsing the idea of simply throwing unhoused people into jail. In a <a href="https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/23/23-175/280078/20230920180047655_44262%20Brief%20-%20Amici%20Curiae.pdf">Supreme Court brief</a> filed by the California State Sheriffs’ Association and the California Police Chiefs Association, the groups wrote “they, by no means, argue for the criminalization of the homeless” and are committed to “improving the outcomes” for unhoused people.
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But given the political pressure many leaders face to crack down on tent encampments and the slow pace at which cities are producing more affordable housing, advocates are not wrong to worry that increased criminalization could be an inevitable outcome if these cases are overturned. “If politicians were truly focused on ending homelessness, they would focus on proven solutions like housing and services,” said Jesse Rabinowitz of the National Homelessness Law Center, in a statement on Friday afternoon.
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Overturning the decisions may also have implications for <a href="https://www.vox.com/policy/23856608/portland-homeless-tent-encampments-forced-treatment-guardianships">sending homeless people involuntarily</a> to substance use or psychiatric treatment programs, by removing a legal check on governments tasked with implementing new forced treatment statutes.
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>CDC reports dips in flu, COVID-19, and RSV—though levels still very high</strong> - The dips may be due to holiday lulls and CDC is monitoring for post-holiday increase. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1995823">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Reddit must share IP addresses of piracy-discussing users, film studios say</strong> - Reddit says First Amendment rights protect it from having to disclose users’ info. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1995738">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Space Force is changing the way it thinks about spaceports</strong> - There’s not much available real estate to grow Cape Canaveral’s launch capacity. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1995665">link</a></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>COVID shots protect against COVID-related strokes, heart attacks, study finds</strong> - Data provides more evidence older people should stay up to date on COVID vaccines. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1995767">link</a></p></li>
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A lady walks in and sits next to him. She orders a cosmopolitan.
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He takes another sip of his beer, looks over at the lady and asks,
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"Can I smell your pussy?
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She is aghast and exclaims,
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"How rude! What kind of place is this? You sir, are a pervert.
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No, you cannot smell my pussy."
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Guy says, “Then, it must be your breath.”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Sad-Reception-2266"> /u/Sad-Reception-2266 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/195ceny/a_guy_is_sitting_at_the_bar/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/195ceny/a_guy_is_sitting_at_the_bar/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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The young monk goes to the leader of the monks to voice his concerns. “If someone made even the slightest mistake the first time he copied the manuscripts,” he says, “then this error would be carried on through subsequent copies, and no one would even realize it was an error.”
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“You make a good point,” said the head monk. “The original manuscripts are in a locked safe, in a cave below the monastery. I will go down and copy from these manuscripts, making extra sure not to make any errors.”
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The head monk leaves the monastery. Hours go by, but still the head monk does not come back. Worried, the young monk goes down to the cave to investigate, where he sees the head monk banging his head on the wall and shouting, “We forgot the R! We forgot the R!”
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“What’s wrong?” asks the young monk.
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His eyes welling with tears, the head monk turns to the young monk and says, “The word is ‘celebrate’!”
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<p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/wimpykidfan37"> /u/wimpykidfan37 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/194xys6/a_young_man_becomes_a_monk_and_is_assigned_to/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/194xys6/a_young_man_becomes_a_monk_and_is_assigned_to/">[comments]</a></span></p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Heaven can wait</strong> - <!-- SC_OFF --></p>
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A couple made a pact that whoever died first would communicate from beyond and describe the afterlife. The husband died first and after a couple of months made contact with his widow through a medium.
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“Bernice!”
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“Is that you, Edward?”
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“Yes. I am so happy here. I have sex. Then breakfast. Then off to plush, green rolling hills where I can drink from a cool, running stream and enjoy the magnificent scenery. Then more sex. I sunbathe. Then have sex again. Lunch in a lovely field of flowers with a female companion, where we romp around and enjoy each other’s company. Then sex all afternoon. Then supper and more sex.”
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“Oh, Edward! Heaven sounds so wonderful!” exclaims Bernice.
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“I’m not in Heaven, Bernice!” says Edward. “I’m a thoroughbred stallion put out to stud in Kentucky!”
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As an older gentleman, I miss urinals.
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There’s a package-tour group travelling in Europe and the Spanish Guy Santi has made friends with the Australian Guy Shane.
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So Santi is teaching Shane how to say things in Spanish. So they get to a famous landmark, and Shane asks “How do I say ‘I saw that one’?”
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Santi says “Say, ese la vi.”
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Shane’s like “Okay, got it.”
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Later on they are walking along in group and the American lady, in a short skirt, slips and falls down. The French Guy to comfort her. He says “Ah Madam. C’est la vie.”
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