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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Is the Nancy Pelosi Era Really Ending?</strong> - The Speaker of the House is stepping aside, but her school of politics isnt going anywhere. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/12/05/is-the-nancy-pelosi-era-really-ending">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Are We Doomed to See a Biden-Trump Rematch in 2024?</strong> - One things sure: the early betting is often wrong—ask President Rand Paul. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-bidens-washington/are-we-doomed-to-see-a-biden-trump-rematch-in-2024">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Sam Bankman-Fried and the Long Road to Taking Crypto Mainstream</strong> - The disgraced founder of FTX played on the vanities of the establishment, reassuring V.C. firms and the media that smart-guy insiders like him could save the world. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/sam-bankman-fried-and-the-long-road-to-taking-crypto-mainstream">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Meaning of the Colorado Springs Attack</strong> - The essential precondition for mass violence is not guns or hate but a culture of terror, a common imaginary that includes the possibility of a mass shooting. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/the-meaning-of-the-colorado-springs-attack">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Dimming the Sun to Cool the Planet Is a Desperate Idea, Yet Were Inching Toward It</strong> - The scientists who study solar geoengineering dont want anyone to try it. But climate inaction is making it more likely. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-a-warming-planet/dimming-the-sun-to-cool-the-planet-is-a-desperate-idea-yet-were-inching-toward-it">link</a></p></li>
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<li><strong>The very human, very troubling stories we tell ourselves about crime</strong> -
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The NYPD increased security in subway stations after a shooting in Brooklyn this spring. | Alexi J. Rosenfeld/Getty Images
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Im safer now in New York than nearly any other year Ive lived here. Why dont people believe it?
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In 2005, the year I moved to New York City, <a href="https://www.nyc.gov/assets/nypd/downloads/pdf/analysis_and_planning/historical-crime-data/seven-major-felony-offenses-2000-2021.pdf">the NYPD recorded</a> 135,475 crimes in the seven “major felony” categories — homicides, assaults, rapes, and various forms of theft. The next year, that number dropped, and it kept dropping. By 2017, it was around 96,000, where it stayed until last year, when it snuck back over 100,000, mostly due to an increase in grand larcenies, auto and otherwise. The “non-major” felony data has followed a similar arc, <a href="https://www.nyc.gov/assets/nypd/downloads/pdf/analysis_and_planning/historical-crime-data/non-seven-major-felony-offenses-2000-2021.pdf">dropping almost 30 percent since 2005</a>. By the official crime numbers, the most dangerous year that Ive lived in New York City was the first one — by a lot.
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So why do people keep asking me if Im safe here? Last week, I found myself assuring a kind older gentleman in town from Boston — where <a href="https://www.axios.com/local/boston/2022/09/15/boston-violent-crime-rate">violent crime has been creeping up after pandemic lows</a> — that he was almost certainly perfectly fine walking around the swanky restaurant-laden blocks near Times Square. Statistically, the Big Apple is <a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2022-06-07/is-new-york-city-more-dangerous-than-rural-america?sref=xuVirdpv&amp;utm_content=business&amp;utm_source=twitter&amp;utm_campaign=socialflow-organic&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;cmpid=socialflow-twitter-business">safer than small-town America</a>, and <a href="https://twitter.com/Crimealytics/status/1542842217261408259?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1542842217261408259%7Ctwgr%5E17179d52e6c32392920f078f561eb21d3028aecf%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Fus%2Femerging-crime-capitals-america-these-cities-have-highest-murders-per-capita">its per-capita murder rate</a> was at the bottom of the list of big cities in early 2022. Ive been intrigued and baffled hearing from people from my hometown (<a href="https://dailygazette.com/2022/06/18/albany-schenectady-counties-2021-crime-rates-again-highest-in-upstate/">which leads upstate New York in crime statistics</a>) who might have taken a day trip down to the city to see the Christmas decorations and eat some roasted chestnuts, but wont travel here anymore because they think its a war zone.
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Emotional stories speak louder than facts, perhaps especially in a city as storied as New York. Writing of the citys crime narratives during a much more dangerous era, Joan Didion wrote of observers “preference for broad strokes, for the distortion and flattening of character and the reduction of events to narrative” — in other words, the nearly universal desire to make stories out of feelings, and then believe them. And when people ask me if “New York is safe,” they dont want to know about numbers. Theyre asking about <em>feelings</em>.
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Mayor Eric Adams speaks about public safety.
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How people perceive crime, and how politicians represent it to the electorate, has less to do with data and more to do with vibes. In October, while fact-checking the claims of rising violent crime that drove many midterm campaigns, the <a href="https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2022/10/31/violent-crime-is-a-key-midterm-voting-issue-but-what-does-the-data-say/">Pew Research Centers John Gramlich noted</a> that “the public often tends to believe that crime is up, even when the data shows it is down.” Data from the DOJs Bureau of Justice Statistics shows that theres no increase in violent crime across the board in the US, and yet for most years in the last three decades, the majority of America adults thought there was more crime nationally than the year before, even though the opposite was true. Indeed, over three-quarters of <a href="https://www.politico.com/news/2022/10/05/midterm-voters-crime-guns-00060393">those polled in October</a> by Politico/Morning Consult said they thought violent crime was rising nationally and 88 percent said it was increasing or remaining the same in their own communities.
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Its not just ordinary citizens whose perceptions about crime in specific places can be markedly divorced from reality. In 1990, there were 2,262 murders in New York, and Mayor Eric Adams was a transit officer. But in May 2022, he claimed hed “never witnessed crime at this level,” even though the murder total in 2021 was 488, a little less than a fifth of the 1990 level. (<a href="https://www.nyc.gov/assets/nypd/downloads/pdf/crime_statistics/cs-en-us-city.pdf">Per the NYPDs own data</a>, the rate of crime is more than 80 percent lower than in 1990.) Adams has alternated between saying hes afraid to take the subway and <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/15/nyregion/eric-adams-crime-nyc.html">taking credit</a> for the citys continued drops in violent crime. Its hard to know what to believe, maybe even for Adams.
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News coverage, which seizes on the stories that seem most emblematic of the problems the viewers and readers fear, <a href="https://crimeandjusticeresearchalliance.org/rsrch/medias-influence-on-the-perception-of-criminal-justice/">has a profound effect</a> on how people perceive criminal justice and their own safety. Furthermore, popular entertainment has seized upon crime as the most hardy and enduring way to draw in an audience, whether its the endless true crime documentary machine, the Lifetime movie engine, or the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNy6F7ZwX8I"><em>Law &amp; Order</em> empire</a>. A steady diet of crime content magnifies our sense that crime happens at random all the time and that were the next target.
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So even if the facts tell us that New York City, or maybe our hometown, is a safe place to live, that were highly unlikely to be the victim of a crime, and that within most of our lifetimes theres been a marked change for the better, we still find ourselves living another story.
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The five young Harlem men wrongfully convicted of raping a jogger in 1989 in Central Park were eventually exonerated, but not until after years in prison.
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And thats a dangerous place to be, something Didion detected so clearly in the citys storytelling. “The imposition of a sentimental, or false, narrative on the disparate and often random experience that constitutes the life of a city or a country means, necessarily, that much of what happens in that city or country will be rendered merely illustrative, a series of set pieces, or performance opportunities,” she <a href="https://www.nybooks.com/articles/1991/01/17/new-york-sentimental-journeys/">wrote</a> in 1991, at a time when crime was truly, statistically skyrocketing. In her essay “Sentimental Journeys,” about the 1989 assault of a jogger in Central Park that led to the wrongful conviction of five teenagers from Harlem, she explored how that particular crime became a symbol of everything that was wrong with New York and, by extension, the country at large. Women had been assaulted and murdered in other contexts throughout the city, but the Central Park jogger case caught the imagination of the world primed to see it as illustrative of whatever they believed was wrong with humanity.
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And so, while an actual woman was harmed, and five young men <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2019/6/2/18646523/when-they-see-us-donald-trump-central-park-five-netflix-ava-duvernay">had decades of their lives taken</a> from them by the state, politicians found a place to land their lofty rhetoric. Didion notes that “Governor [Mario] Cuomo could declare war on crime by calling for five thousand additional police; Mayor Dinkins could up the ante by calling for sixty-five hundred.” As if theyre crusaders in Gotham working with Batman to rid the town of crime, not public servants making decisions based on careful analysis. All these years later, history repeated: New York Gov. Kathy Hochul <a href="https://www.governor.ny.gov/news/governor-hochul-announces-mta-install-security-cameras-every-new-york-city-subway-car">announced</a> in September that cameras would be installed on 2,700 subway cars to “focus on getting that sense of security back” — a telling focus on feelings. At the same press conference, Adams said that “if New Yorkers dont feel safe, we are failing.” Recently, subway conductors <a href="https://www.masstransitmag.com/safety-security/news/21284139/ny-nyc-subway-conductors-told-to-alert-mta-riders-when-cops-are-on-trains-platforms">have begun</a> announcing at nearly every stop that NYPD officers are on the platform “in case you are in need of assistance,” apparently <a href="https://www.governor.ny.gov/news/governor-hochul-and-mayor-adams-announce-major-actions-keep-subways-safe-and-address-transit">as part</a> of the police surge announced by Adams and Hochul.
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Even if you buy that theres a causal link between police presence and safety for subway riders, the new surge is cold comfort to those who actually ride the subways every day. An <a href="https://gothamist.com/news/nyc-will-add-250-more-nypd-officers-patrol-subway-system">already beefed-up NYPD presence</a> in and around subways has been obvious for well over a year; they were the only group of people who seemed to be able to walk around the transit system unmasked without fear of being fined. Cross through the busy Atlantic Avenue station in Brooklyn at 11 pm on a Thursday, and youll see clumps of three or four cops everywhere, chatting with one another as the traffic flows around them.
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At the same time, theres been a <em>rise</em> in killing in and around the subway (nine this year, rather than the pre-pandemic average of two per year; last Monday 3.5 million rode the subway in <em>one day</em>). When, in January, 44-year-old Michelle Go was pushed onto the tracks by a mentally ill man and killed, there were six cops in the station, and two nearby.
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A beefed-up police presence has been obvious in New York for a year.
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And when there was an <a href="https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/live-updates-manhunt-for-nyc-subway-gunman-after-8-are-shot-in-brooklyn-attack/3642239/">actual shooting in the subway last spring</a> (thankfully resulting in no fatalities), the suspect remained at large for a day, with police unable to find him even though he left a credit card at the scene of the crime. Adams said one of the cameras in the station wasnt functioning, as well as cameras in the stations before and after. The suspect was finally apprehended — by a civilian.
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The point of all of this is that the narrative seems wrong, and that means the conclusion is off. The narrative goes like this: Crime is happening, and it feels like its happening more now than ever because people keep saying it is — even the mayor! Police deal with crime, and thus, we need more police, and they will stop the crime from happening. It is sentimental because it taps into feelings we have, and those feelings just seem like theyre true. But there are basic contradictions in the story. So continuing to tell it becomes a way of comforting ourselves, and also of increasing police budgets.
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Yet the story doesnt answer <a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgd9dj/cops-nyc-subway-shooting-questionscops-nyc-subway-shooting-questions">basic questions we ought to be asking</a>: Why did that crime happen in the first place? What root problems does it illuminate, and how can those be solved? If the issue is, as Adams says, that there are many mentally ill people in the subways who commit crimes, are they New Yorkers who deserve a sense of protection and safety too? Does history show that increased police presence aids these people?
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Or does “New Yorker” only refer to people like me?
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The sentimental narrative simplifies the reality of the “disparate and often random experiences” of life and provides “performance opportunities.” The situation “offered a narrative for the citys distress, a frame in which actual social and economic forces wrenching the city could be personalized and ultimately obscured,” wrote Didion. Cases like that of the Central Park jogger were a way for the city to deal with its general anxiety about the widening economic and social gap, something that had become stark during the 1980s, with the same solutions being suggested:
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Here was a case that gave this middle class a way to transfer and express what had clearly become a growing and previously inadmissible rage with the citys disorder, with the entire range of ills and uneasy guilts that came to mind in a city where entire families slept in the discarded boxes in which new Sub-Zero refrigerators were delivered, at twenty-six hundred per, to more affluent families …
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If the citys problems could be seen as deliberate disruptions of a naturally cohesive and harmonious community, a community in which, undisrupted, “contrasts” generated a perhaps dangerous but vital “energy,” then those problems were tractable, and could be addressed, like “crime,” by the call for “better leadership.”
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Thats what I think about now when I listen to people tell me how dangerous New York is, or listen to the mayor give solutions — well, the same solution, over and over. The facts, and the problems, dont match the “solutions”; theyre the conclusion to a story that lies on top of reality. Its not that theres nothing to worry about. Its that, on the whole, we rush to the fix that assuages our fears, rather than hunting around for new ones. Or we change behaviors in order to protect ourselves from things that pose a very small threat, which gives us the emotional permission to ignore the much larger one we pose ourselves.
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<li><strong>A leaked Amazon memo may help explain why the tech giant is pushing out so many recruiters</strong> -
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Jeff Bezos speaks at the 2018 opening of the Amazon Spheres complex in downtown Seattle. | Ted S. Warren/AP
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Amazon has quietly been developing AI software to screen job applicants.
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Last week, Amazon extended buyout offers to hundreds of its recruiters as part of what is expected to be a months-long cycle of layoffs that <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/2022/11/16/23463223/amazon-layoffs-2022-alexa-luna-voluntary-release-program">has left corporate employees across the company angered and on edge</a>. Now, Recode has viewed a confidential internal document that raises the question of whether a new artificial intelligence technology that the company began experimenting with last year will one day replace some of these employees.
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According to an October 2021 internal paper labeled as “Amazon confidential,” the tech giant has been working for at least the last year to hand over some of its recruiters tasks to an AI technology that aims to predict which job applicants across certain corporate and warehouse jobs will be successful in a given role and fast-track them to an interview — without a human recruiters involvement. The technology works in part by finding similarities between the resumes of current, well-performing Amazon employees and those of job applicants applying for similar jobs.
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The technology, known internally as Automated Applicant Evaluation, or AAE, was built by a group in Amazons HR division known as the Artificial Intelligence Recruitment team and was first tested last year. Amazon first built AI hiring technology in the mid-2010s but <a href="https://www.reuters.com/article/us-amazon-com-jobs-automation-insight/amazon-scraps-secret-ai-recruiting-tool-that-showed-bias-against-women-idUSKCN1MK08G">discontinued use of its system after it demonstrated a bias against women</a>.
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In an initial test, Amazons HR division believed that new machine learning models successfully guarded against biases based on race and gender, according to the internal document. Artificial intelligence has become <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/2019/12/12/20993665/artificial-intelligence-ai-job-screen">more widely used in hiring</a> across industries in recent years, but there remain questions about its role in introducing or amplifying biases that may occur in hiring processes.
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Amazon has for years invested heavily in trying to automate different types of work. In 2012, the company acquired a warehouse robotics company called Kiva, whose robots reduced the need for warehouse workers to walk miles on the job but simultaneously increased the pace and repetitiveness of their work.
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Amazon has continued to research other ways to automate its warehouses and <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/2022/9/27/23373588/amazon-warehouse-robots-manipulation-picker-stower">introduce new robots</a>, in part because the company churns through so many front-line workers that it has at times <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/23170900/leaked-amazon-memo-warehouses-hiring-shortage">feared running out of people to hire in some US regions</a>. In its corporate wing, Amazon previously implemented an initiative called “hands off the wheel” that took inventory ordering and other responsibilities out of the hands of retail division employees and handed them over to technology.
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Now, with the creation and expanded usage of the AAE technology, the roles of recruiters inside the second-largest private sector employer in the US could be altered permanently, potentially reducing the number of people Amazon needs to employ.
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That is, when the company starts hiring again.
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Amazon instituted a corporate hiring freeze earlier in the fall and, just last week, <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/14/technology/amazon-layoffs.html">the New York Times reported that Amazon would lay off around 10,000 workers</a>, or 3 percent of its corporate staff, in what would be the largest series of corporate job cuts in the companys nearly three-decade history. Alongside layoffs in the companys Alexa and Amazon gadgets divisions, the <a href="https://twitter.com/DelRey/status/1592665768847896576">company sent buyout offers</a> to large swaths of the companys HR division, including all low- and mid-level recruiters in the US and India. If employees voluntarily walk away from their jobs, Amazon is offering three months of pay plus one week of salary for every six months of tenure at the company. These employees have to decide on the offer by November 29.
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The divisions leaders said involuntary layoffs could still happen in the new year, depending in part on how many employees agree to leave the company voluntarily. Amazon CEO Andy Jassy also said that layoffs in the companys core retail division would occur into 2023.
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The AAE technology removes one key role that some recruiters serve at Amazon, which is evaluating job applicants and choosing which should move on to job interviews. The program uses the performance reviews of current employees, along with information about their resumes and any online job assessments they completed during their hiring process, to evaluate current job applicants for similar roles.
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“[T]he model is achieving precision comparable to that of the manual process and is not evidencing adverse impact,” the 2021 internal paper read.
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The technology was first tested on applicants for medical representative roles at Amazon, who work out of the companys warehouse network. But since then, it has been used to select job applicants for roles ranging from software development engineers to technical program managers, opening up the possibility of future widespread use across the company.
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Within the technology industry, theres a realization that the <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/2022/10/29/23429085/big-tech-boom-over-wall-street-stock-meta-amazon-google-alphabet-apple">Big Tech boom may be over</a>. In many cases, pandemic-fueled business successes have reversed or plateaued. Now, tech titans like Amazon are looking to tighten their belts, seemingly in part by delivering on long-term bets that technology, and AI in particular, can do what humans do — and maybe more cheaply.
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Issues at Tesla are piling up while its boss is distracted by his new company.
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Its the day before Thanksgiving, and Tesla is in trouble. Share prices for the electric carmaker are down <a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-22/tesla-s-sinking-shares-leave-wall-street-analyst-targets-in-dust?leadSource=uverify%20wall">more than 50 percent</a> since the beginning of the year. And now, the companys mercurial CEO, Elon Musk, is <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/14/tech/elon-musk-twitter-tesla-workload">distracted</a> by his shiny new $44 billion toy: Twitter.
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Tesla has long benefited from a sterling reputation, both as a luxury EV maker and an investment opportunity. Yet issues at the company are racking up, and more customers and shareholders seem to be taking notice. In recent weeks, several posts critiquing <a href="https://twitter.com/somebadideas/status/1592218756339879937">Teslas build quality</a> have <a href="https://www.dailydot.com/debug/teslas-poor-build-quality/">caught attention on social media</a>, and hundreds of thousands of Tesla cars have been hit with recalls. (Over-the-air updates will <a href="https://techcrunch.com/2022/11/21/tesla-issues-back-to-back-recalls/">address</a> problems with the vehicles <a href="https://www.engadget.com/tesla-model-3-model-y-recall-rear-light-issue-204129346.html">tail lights</a> and the <a href="https://www.consumerreports.org/cars/car-recalls-defects/tesla-model-x-recall-front-passenger-airbag-a6492160935/">front passenger airbag</a>, two of the recent calls issued by the company.) So while Musk is busy putting out fires at Twitter — and running his other companies, SpaceX, the Boring Company, and Neuralink — Teslas reputation seems to be taking a hit.
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Lets start with Musk himself. In the wake of his Twitter acquisition, some experts and analysts are <a href="https://fortune.com/2022/11/21/tesla-shares-hit-two-year-low-elon-musk-twitter-china-lockdowns-recall/">concerned</a> that <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/22/business/elon-musk-tesla-board-twitter.html">Musks new job</a> might be undermining his responsibilities as CEO of Tesla and contributing to its <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/jonathanponciano/2022/11/10/tesla-stock-tarnished-by-musks-twitter-antics-very-nervous-months-ahead-after-650-billion-crash-analyst-warns/?sh=72e22e2c1a2e">cratering</a> <a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/23/morgan-stanley-says-twitter-sentiment-needs-to-turn-to-stop-teslas-500-billion-slide.html">stock price</a>. Keep in mind that Musk also <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/08/business/elon-musk-tesla-stock-sale-twitter-purchase">financed</a> much of his Twitter acquisition deal by <a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/10/elon-musk-tells-twitter-staff-he-sold-tesla-stock-to-save-twitter.html">selling off his own Tesla stock</a>, and also <a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/31/elon-musk-has-pulled-more-than-50-tesla-engineers-into-twitter.html">reportedly</a> authorized more than 50 engineers from Tesla to work at Twitter when he took over last month. At the same time, Tesla is currently facing a lawsuit that alleges that Musks compensation package in 2018 was inappropriately influenced by the Tesla boards personal ties to Musk. (The lawsuit also calls Musk a “<a href="https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/16/business/tesla-elon-musk-testimony-lawsuit">part-time CEO</a>.”) Several lawsuits have been filed against the company related to its workplace, including lawsuits alleging <a href="https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/tesla-sexual-harassment-lawsuit-investigation-elon-musk-1234590697/">sexual harassment</a>, <a href="https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2022-03-25/black-tesla-employees-fremont-plant-racism-california-lawsuit">racism</a>, and a “<a href="https://fortune.com/2022/06/17/tesla-lawsuit-elon-musk-sued-over-toxic-workplace-culture-discrimination-harassment/">toxic</a>” workplace culture, over the past year or so.
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The cars themselves are having problems, too. Build quality has been a consistent criticism of Tesla, and <a href="https://www.barrons.com/articles/tesla-evs-reliability-consumer-reports-51668542386">a reliability study published</a> by Consumer Reports this month found that the company continues to have issues with its body hardware and steering systems, among other issues. Repairing Teslas remains a major hurdle, as a Recode investigation <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/23318725/tesla-repair-mechanic-delay-electric-vehicles-ev">illuminated</a> this past summer. The challenge is so significant that GM claimed in a recent investor presentation that its dealers had apparently repaired <a href="https://www.barrons.com/articles/gm-stock-tesla-evs-51668717586">more than 11,000</a> Tesla vehicles since last year. A TikTok video documenting the build quality of one Tesla, including a wobbling trunk lid, picked up <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@car_connoisseur/video/7163764514595573038">more than 4 million views</a> earlier this month.
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Steven Elek, a data analyst for Consumer Reports, said in a statement, “Build quality continues to be an issue for Tesla. In our latest reliability survey, owners reported problems with body hardware, and paint and trim on the Model S, Model 3, and Model Y. Tailgates that dont close properly, loose trim and molding, and faded paint are some of the specific defects we heard from Tesla owners.”
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Then, there are Teslas recalls, which <a href="https://datahub.transportation.gov/dataset/NHTSA-Recalls-by-Manufacturer/mu99-t4jn">total 19</a> since the beginning of this year (GM has issued 25, and Ford has issued 63, for reference, though theyve also manufactured many more cars). In addition to the recalls last week, the company has also issued recalls to some vehicles over problems with <a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/08/tesla-recalls-40000-cars-over-possible-loss-of-power-steering-.html">their power steering</a> in November and other cars that could possibly <a href="https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-recalls-nearly-54000-us-vehicles-rolling-stop-software-feature-2022-02-01/">ignore stop signs</a> in February.
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Many of these recalls are issued without the cars experiencing wide-ranging safety problems, and they dont <a href="https://electrek.co/2022/10/27/tesla-issues-rare-real-physical-recall-model-3-vehicles/">require physical changes</a> to the cars. Instead, theyre handled through over-the-air updates, which allow Tesla to make the necessary repairs through, essentially, internet downloads. These fixes are obviously easier to complete than taking a vehicle in for repair or replacing one entirely. Still, as Recode has <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/22916870/tesla-software-update-recall-full-self-driving-elon-musk">previously explained</a>, these kinds of recalls — because theyre so easy to address — could also create a cycle where regulators are constantly racing to catch up to dangerous software.
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Teslas plan to become a self-driving car company doesnt seem to be going so well, either. Even as other companies back away from their <a href="https://techcrunch.com/2022/10/27/self-driving-cars-arent-going-to-happen/">autonomous vehicle aspirations</a> amid an economic downturn, Elon Musk is still touting Teslas so-called Full Self-Driving software — a beta version of the companys system is <a href="https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/news/elon-musk-tesla-full-self-driving-beta-expansion-this-year/">supposed</a> to become available to more Tesla owners by the end of this year.
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And now Tesla is <a href="https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-is-sued-by-drivers-over-alleged-false-autopilot-full-self-driving-claims-2022-09-14/">facing yet another lawsuit</a>, filed in September by owners who say Musk has misled customers about how far away, and how functional, this technology is. The government has gotten involved, too: Reuters <a href="https://thehill.com/policy/technology/3705602-tesla-under-criminal-probe-for-self-driving-claims-reuters/">reported</a> in October that the Department of Justice is investigating Teslas technology, and the Securities and Exchange Commission has also <a href="https://www.wsj.com/articles/sec-doj-probe-tesla-over-statements-about-autopilot-functionality-11666898610">launched</a> a probe. At the same time, an initiative called the Dawn Project is calling for a ban on Teslas Full Self-Driving software. To support that effort, the project has released <a href="https://futurism.com/the-byte/tesla-self-driving-stop-signs-school-buses">videos</a> and ads meant to highlight the dangers of Teslas technology, including a television campaign that shows a Tesla knocking down a child mannequin. The carmaker recently sent <a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/25/tesla-threatens-to-sue-critic-over-ads-showing-cars-hitting-mannequins.html">a cease and desist letter</a> in response.
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Oh, and Teslas competitors are starting to pose more of a threat. While the company is still the darling of the emerging EV industry, companies like Ford and GM are racing to get ahead of Tesla and scale up their manufacturing. Startups like Lucid and Rivian are also trying to beat Elon Musks cars in the luxury market.
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These companies probably dont mind that Musk is currently spending his time <a href="https://www.vox.com/recode/2022/11/19/23468634/trump-twitter-elon-musk-ban-allowed-back-president-2024">reinstating Donald Trumps Twitter account</a> and posting memes, since they could use the time to catch up. As Recode editor Adam Clark Estes <a href="http://link.recode.net/public/27517108">wrote</a> when news of Musks acquisition was first announced: “But if there ever was a time to get a head start, its now. Teslas boss is away. Time to play.”
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Promising Spain brings back the tiki-taka at the World Cup</strong> - Spain routed Costa Rica 7-0 in their World Cup opener, while also completing a record 1,003 passes for a 90-minute game</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>FIFA World Cup 2022, South Korea vs. Uruguay | Son starts, Cavani on bench as starting line-ups released</strong> - Here are the starting line-ups for the Group H match between South Korea and Uruguay in the FIFA World Cup 2022</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>BJP to hold BC Samajika Chaithanya Sabha at Eluru on Nov. 27 to highlight Central welfare schemes</strong> - Meet will expose State govt.s false claims on uplift of those communities, says Somu Veerraju</p></li>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Calais migrants: French rescuers failed to help sinking boat</strong> - Desperate calls made to French rescuers suggest they told migrants to call the UK for help.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Bullfighting ban proposal goes before French MPs</strong> - It is the first time such a bill has reached the National Assembly, but it faces an uphill battle.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Ukraine war: Mourning newborn baby killed in Russian missile strike</strong> - The newborn babys grandmother speaks of her death in an attack on a maternity hospital in Ukraine.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Gold coin proves fake Roman emperor was real</strong> - The coin bearing the name of Sponsian was considered apocryphal and had been locked away in a museum cupboard.</p></li>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Here are all the best Black Friday deals live now</strong> - Were wading through the Black Friday flood so you dont have to. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1898433">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Report: FTC “likely” to file suit to block Microsoft/Activision merger</strong> - Any federal action could easily push deal past crucial July 2023 deadline. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1899979">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Porsche 911 Carrera T first drive: Simplify, then add the right options</strong> - Porsches lighter, simpler, performance-oriented 911 benefits from unique options. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1899450">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>European Parliament declares Russia a terrorism sponsor, then its site goes down</strong> - Pro-Kremlin group called Killnet takes credit. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1899965">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>No sign of the expected lake bed where Perseverance rover landed</strong> - Minerals that normally get altered in watery environments are still present. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=1899919">link</a></p></li>
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