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<h1 data-aos="fade-down" id="daily-dose">Daily-Dose</h1>
<h1 data-aos="fade-right" data-aos-anchor-placement="top-bottom" id="contents">Contents</h1>
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<li><a href="#from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-vox">From Vox</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</a></li>
<li><a href="#from-jokes-subreddit">From Jokes Subreddit</a></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-new-yorker">From New Yorker</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How Quinta Brunson Hacked the Sitcom with “Abbott Elementary”</strong> - With “Abbott Elementary,” the comedian and writer found fresh humor and mass appeal in a world she knew well. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/25/quinta-brunson-profile">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>The Crime Rings Stealing Everything from Purses to Power Tools</strong> - In Los Angeles, a task force of detectives is battling organized retail theft, in which boosted goods often end up for sale online—or commingled on store shelves with legitimate items. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/25/the-crime-rings-stealing-everything-from-purses-to-power-tools">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>How Juliens Auctions Leads the Booming Market in Celebrity Memorabilia</strong> - As the art market cools, Juliens Auctions earns millions selling celebrity ephemera—and used its connections to help Kim Kardashian borrow Marilyn Monroes J.F.K.-birthday dress. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/25/how-juliens-auctions-leads-the-booming-market-in-celebrity-memorabilia">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Has Putins Invasion of Ukraine Improved His Standing in Russia?</strong> - As Russians go to the polls, the economy is booming and the public feels hopeful about the future. But the politics of Putinism still depend on the absence of any means to challenge it. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-weekend-essay/has-putins-invasion-of-ukraine-improved-his-standing-in-russia">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Why Robert Hur Called Biden an “Elderly Man with a Poor Memory”</strong> - In his first interview after the release of his controversial report, the former special counsel insists that it was not his job to write for the public. - <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/the-impossible-role-of-robert-hur">link</a></p></li>
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<li><strong>Why March Madness is all about Caitlin Clark</strong> -
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<img alt="Caitlin Clark celebrates on the court." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/JUEjL3JCFpqZ2tDJlwNSP335L_U=/0x0:3749x2812/1310x983/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/73225346/2073856145.0.jpg"/>
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Caitlin Clark and Iowa won the Big 10 Womens Basketball Tournament earlier this month. | Photo by Adam Bettcher/Getty Images
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The most exciting player in college basketball, explained.
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For the uninitiated, college basketball may seem like a complicated sport. Nearly every second is packed with plays, screens, cuts, and defenses that can be hard to follow. Commentators spray you with names and phrases that youre supposed to already know. (<a href="https://msuspartans.com/sports/mens-basketball/roster/coaches/tom-izzo/616">Izzo</a>? <a href="https://uconnhuskies.com/sports/womens-basketball/roster/coaches/geno-auriemma/599">Geno</a>? <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDeMqcpGbhI">The 1-3-1</a>? <a href="https://www.espn.com/womens-college-basketball/story/_/id/39760815/pac-12-womens-march-madness-ncaa-usc-juju-watkins-stanford">Pac-12</a>?) And lets not even get started on advanced metrics, unless you can explain <a href="https://resources.wolframcloud.com/FormulaRepository/resources/Basketball-Usage-Rate#:~:text=Usage%20rate%20estimates%20the%20percentage,all%20divided%20by%20the%20possessions.">usage rate</a>.
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But if youve ever wanted to see basketball beautifully simplified — as clean as putting a ball through the hoop — all you need to do is watch Caitlin Clark, the 22-year-old superstar making headlines with the Iowa Hawkeyes.
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In both the mens and womens college game, there has never been a more prolific scorer than Clark, no shooter as flashy. Shes the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qm446EqVn0">record-breaking</a> scoring leader among all Division I college basketball players in NCAA history, <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/news/sports/caitlin-clark-scoring-record-iowa-basketball-rcna140836">smashing</a> “Pistol Pete” Maravichs more than 50-year-old record this season. Clarks gaudy numbers and the manner in which she scores — pulling up from anywhere in the gym, no matter how distant from the basket — have brought mainstream attention to womens college basketball, a sport historically eclipsed by its mens counterpart.
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<img alt="A decal on the court floor reads “22 Clark.”" src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/u2VHm_U6K5E8VINPr1SBeLx07Xs=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/25347983/2045199151.jpg"/> <cite>Photo by Matthew Holst/Getty Images</cite>
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The spot where Caitlin Clark broke the NCAA womens scoring record at Carver-Hawkeye Arena
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Her impact is being called the Caitlin Clark Effect. The Hawkeyes <a href="https://hawkeyesports.com/news/2023/08/14/cha-sold-out-iowa-wbb-sells-out-2023-24-season/">sold out their season tickets</a> for their entire home schedule for the first time in school history, and <a href="https://www.hawkcentral.com/story/sports/college/iowa/basketball-women/2024/02/23/caitlin-clark-big-ten-womens-basketball-tournament-sold-out-first-time-ever-iowa-hawkeyes/72715010007/">Iowas road games</a> have set attendance bests for opposing schools. Tickets for Iowas first two March Madness games, which begin on Saturday, <a href="https://theathletic.com/5350909/2024/03/18/iowa-ncaa-tournament-tickets/">sold out in 30 minutes</a>. Earlier this month, her game against Ohio State — in which she broke Maravichs aforementioned record — was watched by <a href="https://www.espn.com/womens-college-basketball/story/_/id/39659782/caitlin-clark-record-draws-top-season-tv-rating-99">nearly 4 million TV viewers</a>, the highest for a regular-season womens basketball game (i.e., no championships involved) since 1999.
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Clark is the exception among her exceptional peers, and it isnt just because of her incredible long-range shot. Its that she knows what makes basketball exciting. She sees the spotlight and the pressure, the wins and the heartbreaks as a privilege, and she has embraced being both a hero and a villain. Thats what allows her to be the most thrilling player in college basketball.
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How Caitlin Clark changed womens basketball
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Over the past four years, Caitlin Clark has scored <a href="https://apnews.com/article/caitlin-clark-scoring-record-stats-16528f3863be82ace94532d7c687093f">3,771 points</a> — the most for a player of any gender in Division I college basketball. That list includes male Hall of Famers like Maravich and Larry Bird as well as <a href="https://baylorbears.com/news/2024/2/16/womens-basketball-new-baylor-original-film-bigger-than-life-to-chronicle-brittney-griners-career-at-baylor.aspx">Brittney Griner</a>,<a href="https://uconnhuskies.com/sports/womens-basketball/roster/maya-moore/5624"> Maya Moore</a>,<a href="https://bluehens.com/sports/womens-basketball/roster/elena-delle-donne/15656"> Elena Delle Donne</a>, and<a href="https://wbhof.com/famers/chamique-holdsclaw/"> Chamique Holdsclaw</a>, some of the best womens players of all time.
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Beginning her freshman season in 2020, Clark <a href="https://www.espn.com/womens-college-basketball/player/_/id/4433403/caitlin-clark">averaged</a> 26.6 points per game and has upped that number each year to reach her current 31.9 as a senior. That stunning stat goes along with 8.9 assists per game and 7.3 rebounds. Shes currently shooting nearly 50 percent from the field, 38 percent from three, and 86 percent from the free throw line.
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Those numbers are stellar, but basketball is a team sport, and Clarks play elevates the Hawkeyes as a whole.
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Clark is a scoring point guard. That means she touches the ball virtually every single time Iowa comes down the court on offense. Whether its shooting or setting up her teammates, getting points on the board is her responsibility. Opposing teams know this and go into each contest with the goal of shutting her down, playing Clark with lots of physicality and throwing double and even triple teams at her.
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Yet all season, shes been scoring at a high clip and doing so with efficiency. Her gravitational pull has also freed up her teammates: When opponents double-team Clark, it leaves at least one of her fellow Hawkeyes open, allowing them more space for cuts to the basket.
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With this assist Caitlin Clark of <a href="https://twitter.com/IowaWBB?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw"><span class="citation" data-cites="IowaWBB">@IowaWBB</span></a> becomes the <a href="https://twitter.com/B1Gwbball?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw"><span class="citation" data-cites="B1Gwbball">@B1Gwbball</span></a> all-time leader in assists with 902, passing Samantha Prahalis of Ohio State. <a href="https://t.co/dKyHg9hmfr">pic.twitter.com/dKyHg9hmfr</a>
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— angieholmes (<span class="citation" data-cites="angieholmes">@angieholmes</span>) <a href="https://twitter.com/angieholmes/status/1741194531276476633?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 30, 2023</a>
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Clarks offense has changed the Iowa program, bringing the team close to an NCAA championship.
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Three years ago, during her freshman season, Clark and the Hawkeyes overachieved to make the NCAA Sweet 16 as a No. 5 seed, upsetting Kentucky before losing to UConn. Two years ago, Clark helped Iowa win the Big 10 tournament and clinch a No. 2 seed in the NCAA tournament.
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Last year, she made program history and brought Iowa to the national championship game, beating the overall favorite South Carolina before losing in the final game to LSU. After a remarkable 20232024 season and another Big 10 tournament win, Iowas womens team got a No. 1 seed for March Madness — just the third time in program history — and is ranked <a href="https://www.ncaa.com/rankings/basketball-women/d1/associated-press">second overall</a>.
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Taking the Hawkeyes to the national championship last year and getting them poised for another deep tourney run is an especially remarkable achievement when you consider the composition of the Iowa squad.
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CAITLIN CLARK FROM THE LOGO‼ <a href="https://t.co/KVkXZPtVnO">pic.twitter.com/KVkXZPtVnO</a>
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— The Players Tribune (<span class="citation" data-cites="PlayersTribune">@PlayersTribune</span>) <a href="https://twitter.com/PlayersTribune/status/1642003810405982209?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2023</a>
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Clarks teammates werent highly ranked All-Americans in high school, the primary evaluation of how good an incoming college player is compared to her cohort. While ESPN ranked Clark herself <a href="https://www.espn.com/high-school/girls-basketball/recruiting/player/_/id/225153">fourth</a> in the 2020 class, her next-best teammate, Hannah Stuelke, was <a href="https://www.espn.com/high-school/girls-basketball/recruiting/player/_/id/242309">ranked 45</a> coming out of high school and averaged 6.5 points per game in the 20222023 season. Clark is the only five-star recruit on Iowas roster.
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By comparison, South Carolina, the top-ranked team heading into the tournament, is littered with highly rated players. Sophomore <a href="https://gamecocksonline.com/sports/wbball/roster/player/raven-johnson/">Raven Johnson</a> was <a href="https://www.espn.com/high-school/girls-basketball/recruiting/player/_/id/235773">ranked second</a> and named the Womens Basketball Coachs Association high school player of the year going into college. Theres also senior <a href="https://gamecocksonline.com/sports/wbball/roster/player/kamilla-cardoso/">Kamilla Cardoso</a>, who was ranked fifth on recruiting lists and was later named Freshman of the Year in her conference. There are many other stars, including <a href="https://gamecocksonline.com/sports/wbball/roster/player/te-hina-paopao/">Te-Hina Paopao</a>, <a href="https://gamecocksonline.com/sports/wbball/roster/player/bree-hall/">Bree Hall</a>, and <a href="https://gamecocksonline.com/sports/wbball/roster/player/milaysia-fulwiley/">Milaysia Fulwiley</a>.
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To be clear, Clark isnt a perfect player. Her defense is improving, but she and Iowa would much prefer to outscore their opponents than lock them down defensively. Iowa gives up around <a href="https://www.ncaa.com/stats/basketball-women/d1/current/team/113">72 points per game</a> to its opponents, while teams like South Carolina, UConn, and Texas dont let their rivals hit 60. Plus, coach Lisa Bluders failure to find Clark a blue-chip teammate or two throughout her college career is probably the reason why Iowa didnt win the championship last year and still isnt the favorite to win this year.
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But Clark is special because her massive offensive talent makes her team better and allows Iowa to compete with more talented rosters. As Iowa has shown us this year and last, anything can happen with her on the floor.
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Caitlin Clark isnt afraid to be a star (or a villain)
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Clark makes you feel like youre watching magic. Thats why so many people, even some womens basketball naysayers, are so interested.
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Womens basketball is often <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/christinebrennan/2021/03/21/march-madness-treat-ncaa-women-same-men-call-spring-sexism/4790316001/">negatively compared</a> to the mens game. With the <a href="https://www.chicagotribune.com/2016/03/31/elena-delle-donne-doubles-down-on-defense-of-lower-rim-height/">rim at the same height</a> regardless of gender, men can make more athletic plays (dunks, putbacks, alley-oops) closer to the basket due to their<strong> </strong>height and strength. In the paint and on fast breaks, womens basketball isnt going to look as glitzy as the mens. But physical advantages dont have a bearing on shooting and court vision, and thats where Clark excels.
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Clark regularly pulls up from beyond the 3-point line, sometimes even a step or two over half court (the vaunted <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaw/bigten/2024/02/03/caitlin-clark-loves-logo-3s/72439546007/">“logo” three</a>), and sinks them. The farther she shoots from, the more spectacular the basket. Her shooting range has inspired <a href="https://www.espn.com/womens-college-basketball/story/_/id/39499676/caitlin-clark-iowa-ncaa-scoring-record-inspires-generations">the next generation</a> of womens basketball players, and helped her ink lucrative <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2024/02/21/what-is-a-nil-deal/">NIL</a> (name, image, and likeness) deals <a href="https://www.si.com/fannation/name-image-likeness/news/caitlin-clark-nil-paycut-misinformation-highlights-wnba-shortcomings-noah9">with brands</a> like Nike, Gatorade, and State Farm. Clark and Iowa, as the Wall Street Journal <a href="https://www.wsj.com/sports/basketball/caitlin-clark-march-madness-ncaa-tournament-b3989ba2">discussed</a>, have been part of the most-watched womens basketball games on <a href="https://twitter.com/bigten/status/1762870042977317279?s=42&amp;t=7TkSu-si3KCUNUXrk8n9yA">six different networks</a>.
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Her countless fans also include Steph Curry, arguably the best <a href="https://www.nba.com/watch/video/v2what-makes-steph-curry-greatest-shooter-of-all-time">mens shooter of all time</a>. “When you watch them play, she just adds the element of surprise that you cant really game-plan for,” <a href="https://www.espn.com/womens-college-basketball/story/_/id/35873024/caitlin-clark-womens-ncaa-tournament-march-madness-steph-curry">Curry told ESPN</a> last March.
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Caitlin Clark is ridiculous. Logo shot and another monster game.<br/><br/>46 PTS<br/>10 AST<br/>4 REB<br/>3 STL<br/><br/>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/IowaWBB?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw"><span class="citation" data-cites="IowaWBB">@IowaWBB</span></a>)<a href="https://t.co/mkMj4wTjRn">pic.twitter.com/mkMj4wTjRn</a>
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— Bleacher Report (<span class="citation" data-cites="BleacherReport">@BleacherReport</span>) <a href="https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1490499744472317953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 7, 2022</a>
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In a sport where women are told they cant do the things men do, Clark defies expectations. Not that <a href="https://ftw.usatoday.com/lists/march-madness-best-3-point-shooters-reed-sheppard-dalton-knecht">many mens college basketball stars</a> shoot from where Clark does and with her confidence.
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That belief in herself adds to the spectacle of her games. Like other greats before her, Clark is unafraid to be both the hometown hero and the visiting villain. Shes extremely fun to cheer on, especially if youre an Iowa fan; shes also extremely fun to root against and beat if youre not.
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Last year during the NCAA tournament, Clark employed John Cenas “<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef-X1EN2JtE">You cant see me</a>” gesture in a <a href="https://www.espn.com/womens-college-basketball/boxscore/_/gameId/401528022">win over Louisville</a>. Clark tallied a triple double — 41 points, 12 assists, 10 rebounds — and sank eight 3-pointers, suggesting that Louisville, in fact, did not see her. In her Final Four win against South Carolina, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aES3r4-pUJg">Clark waved off</a> an opposing player, daring them to shoot. Said player didnt shoot.
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That clip went viral, with some fans calling the play disrespectful (positive and funny) and others calling it disrespectful (negative and unfunny). In the championship game, LSU returned the favor by <a href="https://www.espn.com/womens-college-basketball/boxscore/_/gameId/401528028">sinking 64 percent of its 3s</a>. Angel Reese, the LSU star who goes by the nickname “Bayou Barbie,” gave Clark some of her own medicine and <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2023/4/3/23668696/angel-reese-caitlin-clark-taunt-ncaa-womens-basketball">taunted her</a> as the game came to a close. Clark had nothing but compliments for Reese and LSU after the game.
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<img alt="Clark practices shots from the midcourt logo before the game against the Nebraska Cornhuskers." src="https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/S5AgYG9q9F_gsTSoTIVBdtxRNtA=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/25347993/1996031886.jpg"/> <cite>Photo by Steven Branscombe/Getty Images</cite>
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When Caitlin Clark walks into the building, shes in range.
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Clark and Iowas NCAA tournament bracket isnt easy this year, as Kansas State — a team that <a href="https://www.espn.com/womens-college-basketball/game/_/gameId/401582218/kansas-st-iowa">beat them</a> in the regular season — looms as a potential Sweet 16 matchup. Defending champion LSU and a resurgent UCLA team are also in Clarks region.
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Whether Clark finishes the season with a loss or a national championship, itll be her last one as a college player. She announced that shell move onto the WNBA despite having one year of eligibility left for college ball. Experts have already weighed in on <a href="https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/39631450/wnba-mock-draft-2024-clark-iowa-indiana-fever-brink">how valuable</a> shell be as a pro. If she continues on her current trajectory, barring injury, shell likely challenge for a WNBA championship and Olympic gold. Her professional career hasnt even begun, and theres still so much to be written.
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<em><strong>Caitlin Clarks next game: Iowa vs. Holy Cross at 3:00 pm on March 23, 2024</strong></em>
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<li><strong>Baseball superstar Shohei Ohtani has been caught up in a gambling controversy. He wont be the last.</strong> -
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From baseball to March Madness, how gambling is ruining sports.
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The 1919 World Series is famous for <a href="https://www.mlb.com/postseason/history/world-series">a few things</a>, but most of all, its remembered as the <a href="https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/j/jacksjo01.shtml">worst gambling scandal in US sports history</a>.
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Eight members of the Chicago White Sox were accused of taking money from gamblers to purposefully lose the World Series. Though some maintained their innocence, all eight were eventually banned from baseball for life.
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If that punishment was harsh, it was largely justified. No sport can be expected to thrive if fans have reasonable suspicions that the games arent on the level.
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In the decades that followed, sports did all they could to distance themselves from gambling. To this day, every sports commissioners worst nightmare is waking up to hear that one of their top players has been involved in a gambling scandal.
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Which is basically what happened to Major League Baseball (MLB) this week.
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Oh no, Ohtani
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Shortly after the Los Angeles Dodgers and the San Diego Padres opened up the 2024 regular season with MLBs first-ever game in South Korea this week, news broke that Japanese Dodgers superstar Shohei Ohtanis interpreter Ippei Mizuhara <a href="https://theathletic.com/5357619/2024/03/20/shohei-ohtani-translator-theft-gambling/">had been fired</a> after Ohtanis representatives accused him of stealing millions of dollars to place illegal bets.
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At this point, no one is accusing Ohtani of engaging in gambling on baseball, which is strictly <a href="https://www.wsj.com/sports/baseball/shohei-ohtani-ippei-mizuhara-dodgers-bdd7bc75">forbidden</a> by the sport.
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But still, theres some weirdness here, not least that Mizuhara reportedly <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/39768770/dodgers-shohei-ohtani-interpreter-fired-theft">gave an interview</a> to ESPN claiming that Ohtani has transferred millions of dollars from his account to Mizuhara to cover the interpreters gambling debts, only for Ohtanis representatives to later say that no, he had actually been the victim of theft.
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Honestly, the idea that Ohtani — who <a href="https://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2023/12/12/23998207/shohei-ohtani-dodgers-deferred-contract-money-mlb">signed a $700 million contract this winter</a> — would risk everything by being directly involved in gambling sounds absurd.
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But thats the thing about gambling and sports. You dont have to be sure that players are placing bets to wonder if everything is on the up and up. Just suspicion is enough to erode the integrity of the game.
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Which, of course, is why sports put so much effort into putting walls between the games and the athletes and the bookies. At least, until recently.
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The big game of sports gaming
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As I write this, March Madness has just tipped off, which means, as <a href="https://www.vox.com/2024/3/18/24102300/march-madness-sports-betting">we explained Monday</a>, that were in the midst of the biggest mainstream betting event of the year. US bettors will <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/march-madness-ncaa-tournament-2024-bet-money-online-sports-gambling/">put more</a> than $2.72 billion on the mens and womens college basketball tournaments using legalized sportsbooks.
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Putting aside the fact that $2.72 billion is roughly $2.72 billion more than the amateur men and women participating in these tournaments are directly paid for their work, its <a href="https://finance.yahoo.com/news/money-behind-march-madness-ncaa-173857122.html">more than twice</a> what the NCAA brought in from March Madness in 2021. Which just goes to prove that gambling has gone from a shadow sideshow in pro and college sports to, increasingly, the main attraction.
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In 2023, as my former Vox colleague Emily Stewart <a href="https://www.npr.org/2024/03/14/1238496223/sports-betting-is-so-popular-that-companies-are-moving-into-other-forms-of-gambl">has reported</a>, Americans spent $120 billion on sports gambling, a 28 percent increase from the year before. The staggering growth in sports gambling has been enabled by the growing legalization of legal sports betting throughout the US, which really kicked off with a 2018 Supreme Court decision <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/14/us/politics/supreme-court-sports-betting-new-jersey.html">striking down</a> a 1992 federal law that effectively banned the practice in most states.
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Once the decision on whether or not to allow sports gambling was left up to individual states, most of those states said “Yes, please, give us more.” As a result, sports betting is legal in some form in three dozen states, and online sports betting is legal in two dozen states.
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That second part is important. Sports gambling hasnt just migrated away from the quasi-legal black market; its migrated to the object we keep closer on hand than anything else: our phones.
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From DraftKings to FanDuel, the last few years <a href="https://www.vox.com/the-goods/22945877/sports-betting-promos-odds-draftkings-caesars">have seen the rise of</a> sports betting apps that take one known compulsive activity — gambling itself — and marry it with the best (or worst) in gamifying, addiction-generating social media.
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Unsurprisingly, Americans <a href="https://www.legalsportsreport.com/156541/americans-spent-66-more-time-on-sports-betting-apps-this-october/">spent</a> a record 67.1 million minutes on sports gambling sites in October 2023, a 66 percent increase from the year before. (Disclosure: The sports network SB Nation, which is owned by Voxs parent company, Vox Media, has a <a href="https://www.voxmedia.com/about-vox-media/2019/9/5/20849938/sb-nation-and-draftkings-launch-draftkings-nation">partnership</a> with DraftKings.)
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In response to these changes, sports could have kept the walls up.
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They did not — you can now <a href="https://www.olbg.com/us/blogs/sports-venues-doubling-down-sports-betting">make bets</a> on site at many stadiums and arenas, analysis of odds are a <a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/a-look-at-the-growing-ties-between-pro-sports-and-the-sports-betting-industry">major part of pregame shows</a>, and this week, the NBA even started allowing fans to <a href="https://frontofficesports.com/nba-league-pass-gambling/">place bets</a> directly on its official League Pass app.
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Sports is now gambling in the US, and gambling is sports.
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A losing bet
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There are a lot of drawbacks to the expansion of sports betting, not least that it means more people end up gambling.
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While as many as 5 percent of American adults will <a href="https://theconversation.com/millions-of-americans-are-problem-gamblers-so-why-do-so-few-people-ever-seek-treatment-197861">experience</a> some problem gambling in their lifetime, much of the existing research was done before the great legalization wave. The Connecticut Council on Problem Gambling, for instance, saw a <a href="https://www.marketplace.org/2024/01/23/sports-betting-is-booming-so-are-calls-to-gambling-addiction-helplines/">91 percent increase</a> in calls to its addiction helpline in 2022 — the year that mobile gambling became legal in the state.
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Whats even harder to see — though increasingly palpable — is the impact that the ubiquity of gambling is having on sports itself. You dont have to go full <em>Field of Dreams</em> to lament the way that gambling essentially financializes sports and the athletes who play it, transforming what should be human drama into <a href="https://www.forbes.com/betting/guide/over-under/">over-unders</a>, <a href="https://www.thelines.com/betting/prop-bets/">prop bets</a>, and <a href="https://www.thelines.com/betting/teaser/">teasers</a>.
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If you dont believe me, listen to the players and the coaches. Indiana Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton <a href="https://awfulannouncing.com/draftkings/pacers-tyrese-haliburton-prop-fanduel-draftkings.html">recently complained</a> that “to half the world, Im just helping them make money on DraftKings … Im just a prop.” Cleveland Cavaliers coach J.B. Bickerstaff has said that he <a href="https://apnews.com/article/cavaliers-bickerstaff-nba-gambling-6781c3b110a88b646115d08cf1e34017">received threats</a> from gamblers last year. (The Cavaliers, it should be noted, have a sportsbook inside their arena.)
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At this point, many experts <a href="https://awfulannouncing.com/nba/nick-wright-predicts-referee-betting-scandal.html">believe</a> that its a matter of when, not if, a major gambling scandal devastates a top US sport.
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As March Madness demonstrates with its stirring upsets every year, one of the most powerful forces in sports is belief. But that belief can be shattered by something even more powerful: greed.
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<li><strong>Why the Pentagon wants to build thousands of easily replaceable, AI-enabled drones</strong> -
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Ukraines drone innovations have changed how the US is planning for a war with China.
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Its hard to overstate the level of hype currently surrounding military drones. Just in the past week, former senior US military commanders have penned commentaries comparing drones, in terms of their revolutionary potential, to<a href="https://www.wsj.com/tech/drone-swarms-are-about-to-change-the-balance-of-military-power-e091aa6f?utm_source=newsletter&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=newsletter_axiosam&amp;stream=top"> the development of the phalanx formation that helped make Alexander the Greats</a> conquest possible, and suggesting <a href="https://warontherocks.com/2024/03/drones-the-air-littoral-and-the-looming-irrelevance-of-the-u-s-air-force/">they may make the US Air Force obsolete.</a>
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Its not hard to understand why. The ongoing <a href="https://www.vox.com/russia-ukraine">war in Ukraine</a> has seen drones transform from a bespoke counterterrorism tool — one largely controlled by the US and its allies — into a ubiquitous feature of the modern battlefield.
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Russian drones have rained down death on cities and destroyed energy infrastructure across Ukraine, inflicting serious pain on the civilian population. Ukrainian drones have made much of the Black Sea a no-go zone for <a href="https://www.vox.com/russia">Russia</a>s navy — despite the fact that Ukraine has virtually no navy of its own — and in recent days, drones have been able to <a href="https://www.ft.com/content/4bd2b770-422b-45dc-b495-52a08e3e927d">reach deep into Russian territory</a>.
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On the front lines, surveillance drones are used as spotters for artillery, making such weapons far more effective and likely <a href="https://www.economist.com/europe/2023/11/01/ukraines-commander-in-chief-on-the-breakthrough-he-needs-to-beat-russia">contributing to a stalemate</a>, one where neither side is able to maneuver or take advantage of the element of surprise.
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In the Middle East, US forces have seen their once <a href="https://www.vox.com/2024/1/29/24055046/jordan-drone-strike-troop-deaths-proliferation">unassailable air superiority undermined</a> by an array of non-state armed groups, while <a href="https://www.vox.com/politics/2023/10/10/23911661/hamas-israel-war-gaza-palestine-explainer">Hamas</a> <a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-12-19/israel-s-advanced-defenses-are-pierced-by-makeshift-hamas-drones-in-gaza-war?sref=qYiz2hd0">has been able to use extraordinarily cheap drones</a> to deadly effect, overwhelming <a href="https://www.vox.com/israel">Israel</a>s high-tech air defenses, including during the October 7 attack.
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Not surprisingly, the Pentagon is looking to learn lessons from these battlefields, particularly as it eyes a potential future conflict with <a href="https://www.vox.com/china">China</a>. But while technological advances from the longbow to the atom bomb have changed the nature of warfare — just as war has driven technological innovation — what distinguishes the new age of drone warfare from previous military innovations is how it will play out. With drones, the military with the advantage isnt necessarily the one with the most advanced or most powerful weapons, but the one that has these new weapons en masse and can quickly build and replace them.
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The Iranian-made Shahed drones that Russia has been raining down on Ukrainian cities and that recently killed three US troops in an <a href="https://www.vox.com/iran">Iran</a>-backed <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/28/politics/us-troops-drone-attack-jordan/index.html">militia attack in Jordan</a> can cost as little as $20,000 each — or about one <a href="https://www.defensenews.com/air/2019/10/29/in-newly-inked-deal-f-35-prices-fall-to-78-million-a-copy/">four-thousandth the cost of a single F-35 joint strike fighter</a>. Ukrainian forces have even been adapting <a href="https://www.economist.com/interactive/science-and-technology/2024/02/05/cheap-racing-drones-offer-precision-warfare-at-scale">$400 commercial racing drones</a> to strike Russian forces.
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These drones arent anywhere near as accurate or powerful as manned aircraft or high-end military drones like the USs Reaper, which costs about $32 million — but they dont need to be. If one is lost, its just not that big a deal. The result is that drones can be a kind of leveler for materially disadvantaged forces, whether they be the <a href="https://www.vox.com/world-politics/24010092/houthis-red-sea-shipping-yemen-israel-gaza">Houthi rebels disrupting the global trading system</a> or Ukraines beleaguered defenders coping with shortfalls in artillery supplies.
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All of that is bad news for the US military, which has long relied on sheer technological superiority. In response, the Pentagon is taking an “if you cant beat them, join them” approach, launching an ambitious plan called Replicator to build thousands of cheap, replaceable — or “attritable,” in the Pentagons lexicon — drones, all in anticipation of a potential superpower conflict with China.
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Advocates see the initiative not just as a new weapon but as a fundamental transformation of how Americas military equips itself for the wars of the future. Yet even the staunchest Replicator boosters concede that doing so will require a wholesale change in mindset for one of the US governments most entrenched bureaucracies, one complicated by the fact that its all supposed to happen very, very fast.
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The rise of Replicator
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Last August, Deputy Secretary of Defense Kathleen Hicks <a href="https://www.defense.gov/News/Speeches/Speech/Article/3507156/deputy-secretary-of-defense-kathleen-hicks-keynote-address-the-urgency-to-innov/#:~:text=Since%20we%20need%20to%20break,happening%20from%20a%20production%20standpoint.">announced</a> the launch of Replicator with the goal of fielding “attritable autonomous systems at scale of multiple thousands, in multiple domains, within the next 18-to-24 months.” Hicks was very clear on these weapons intended target: the worlds <a href="https://www.statista.com/chart/20403/largest-militaries-in-the-world-active-manpower/">largest military by manpower</a>.
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“Replicator is meant to help us overcome the PRCs biggest advantage, which is mass,” she said, referring to the Peoples Republic of China. “More ships. More missiles. More people.” We dont know exactly how these drones will operate, but its likely they could form coordinated swarms to counter Chinas advantages in mass and proximity to a future battlefield.
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The stakes could hardly be higher. “The purpose of Replicator is to deter a conflict with the PRC, and if forced to fight, to have the capabilities we need to do so,” Aditi Kumar, a deputy director at the Pentagons Silicon Valley-based Defense Innovation Unit (DIU), told Vox.
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We are now nearly seven months into Hickss timeline and the public still doesnt have a good idea of what these systems will look like or who will be building them. According to the Department of Defense, there are around half a billion dollars for Replicator in its fiscal year 2024 budget — though <a href="https://www.vox.com/politics/2023/9/30/23897597/shutdown-congress-kevin-mccarthy-ukraine">Congress being Congress</a>, that budget has still not been passed, and the department has been funded through a <a href="https://www.defensenews.com/congress/2024/03/01/congress-passes-fourth-stopgap-funding-bill-as-1-sequester-looms/">series of stopgap funding bills</a> — and another half billion in its just-released fiscal year 2025 budget.
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Thats pretty modest within the Pentagons <a href="https://www.defense.gov/News/Releases/Release/Article/3703410/department-of-defense-releases-the-presidents-fiscal-year-2025-defense-budget/">$850 billion budget</a> request. Kumar told Vox that an initial list of systems has been approved and that the department has contracts “ready to execute” as soon as it receives procurement funding from <a href="https://www.vox.com/congress">Congress</a>.
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The name “Replicator” refers to the fact that the department hopes the procedures used to fast-track the program can be “replicated” across the department. But as a number of the <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/12/01/pentagon-drones-replicator-ukraine/">initial articles greeting</a> Hickss announcement pointed out, its also sure to remind any <em>Star Trek: The Next Generation</em> fan of the devices used by the Enterprise crew to conjure anything up to “tea, Earl Grey, hot” out of thin air.
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This Replicator wont be quite that fast, but Kumar said a lesson the DIU has gained from conversations with Ukrainian operators is that modern drone warfare not only requires large numbers of systems, but that those systems have to be adaptable to a rapidly changing environment. In Ukraine, for instance, the drone war often comes down to a race to <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/12/world/europe/ukraine-drone-russia-jamming.html">adapt the machines to the other sides electronic countermeasures and jamming systems</a>.
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“Basically every 90 days, the environment completely changes,” Kumar said, referring to lessons learned from the Ukrainian operators. “Whatever capabilities they are fielding, countermeasures developed for those and so they have to keep staying ahead of the curve.”
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The robots are coming
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Fielding fleets of drones at this scale is also likely to s<a href="https://www.c4isrnet.com/artificial-intelligence/2023/11/26/pentagons-replicator-gambit-may-speed-decisions-on-lethal-autonomy/">peed up the militarys adoption of artificial intelligence</a>. “The only way that thousands of drones work is if you have some measure of autonomy in the drones,” said Paul Scharre, a former Defense Department official now with the Center for a New American Security (CNAS). “Because they have thousands of systems of control, then you would need thousands of people operating them, and thats a big personnel cost for the military.”
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Both sides in the Ukraine war <a href="https://s3.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/files.cnas.org/documents/CNAS-Report-Defense-Ukraine-Drones-Final.pdf">claim to be using artificial intelligence</a> to improve their drones performance. So far, any use has probably been limited, but the war has also <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/07/26/drones-ai-ukraine-war-innovation/">accelerated development of these capabilities</a>. Ukraines influential digital transformation minister, Mykhailo Fedorov, has described<a href="https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-drone-advances-6591dc69a4bf2081dcdd265e1c986203"> fully autonomous killer drones as </a>a “logical and inevitable next step” in military innovation.
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Scharre is among the scholars <a href="https://www.foreignaffairs.com/ukraine/perilous-coming-age-ai-warfare?check_logged_in=1">raising concerns</a> about the risks that an autonomous weapon could inadvertently trigger an international crisis by taking some risky action that a human in the loop might have decided against. (Another worry is that the speed of future conflicts and the pace of <a href="https://www.vox.com/2023/4/28/23702644/artificial-intelligence-machine-learning-technology">AI</a> innovation may create pressure to take humans out of the loop.) He told Vox that autonomous weapons systems are more difficult to test than other applications of AI, such as self-driving cars, because of the difficulty of simulating the conditions under which they will be used. “You wont get feedback on how something works until the war happened,” he said.
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The issue is on policymakers agenda. Just this past week, the US <a href="https://www.state.gov/inaugural-plenary-meeting-of-states-endorsing-the-political-declarationon-responsible-military-use-of-artificial-intelligence-and-autonomy/#:~:text=The%20United%20States%20is%20pleased,risks%20in%20the%20military%20domain.">hosted an inaugural meeting of a working group of governments</a> focused on the responsible use of military AI.
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Regardless, the age of AI aircraft is likely coming fast. The Air Force is also pursuing a separate program to develop so-called collaborative combat aircraft, or “<a href="https://www.defenseone.com/technology/2024/02/general-atomics-robot-wingman-makes-first-flight/394591/">robot wingman</a>” drones: highly autonomous drones that will fly alongside crewed aircraft. Pentagon officials have described that program as “<a href="https://defensescoop.com/2023/11/14/kendall-cca-drones-will-be-complementary-to-pentagons-replicator-initiative/">complementary</a>” to Replicator.
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Made in America
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Building these drones on Hickss timeline sounds ambitious enough, but thats just the beginning.
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“Replicator is about fielding multiple thousands of autonomous systems by 2025, and thats the metric we will be measured by in terms of success or failure,” said a senior Pentagon official authorized to speak with Vox on condition of anonymity. “But more important is the departments culture change, in getting us to use our authority in a more creative way to accelerate delivery to the warfighter.”
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Replicator takes aim at an outmoded Pentagon acquisitions and development process that has caused the average time for the development of US weapons systems, from research and development to deployment, to <a href="https://www.aei.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Greenwalt_Competing-in-Time.pdf">roughly quadruple since the 1970s</a>.
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And while the US has slowed down, potential adversaries have sped up. In 2018, Michael Griffin, then undersecretary of defense for research and engineering, <a href="https://www.ft.com/content/442de9aa-e7a0-11e8-8a85-04b8afea6ea3">estimated</a> that it takes the US roughly 16 years to deliver a new idea to operational capacity, versus fewer than seven for China.
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William Greenwalt, a former deputy undersecretary of defense for industrial policy now at the American Enterprise Institute, blames these delays on a culture of “systems analysis run amok” — the insistence on exhaustive testing and analysis for new systems. Its “the greatest jobs program the Pentagon has ever developed,” he told Vox. “And as long as you dont have a near peer competitor, you can have a jobs program.”
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Thats no longer the case, given Chinas rapidly rising capabilities and the countrys own <a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/1/24/how-china-became-the-worlds-leading-exporter-of-combat-drones">investments</a> in drones and autonomous systems. The senior Pentagon official acknowledged that the department had to find ways to get new systems from idea to operation, and that this would mean building “a culture where its okay to take acceptable risks, not irresponsible risks, but acceptable risks.”
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Greenwalt predicted that the biggest technical challenge to Replicator will not be aerodynamics, range, or software, but manufacturing. Consider that its projected to take until 2025 for the <a href="https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/us-aims-make-100000-artillery-shells-per-month-2025-us-official-says-2023-09-15/">US to ramp up production of 155-millimeter artillery ammunition</a> — a system that hasnt been altered that much since the early 20th century — to meet Ukraines battlefield needs. Replicator, a far more complex and completely new system, one that hasnt even gone into production yet, is supposedly going to be built on a much faster timeline.
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Adding to the headaches is the fact that the US commercial drone sector lags behind Chinas, where Chinese companies like DJI dominate the market for the types of technologies that could be adapted for dual use. Ukraines forces have been celebrated for adapting these off-the-shelf systems for military purposes, and Kyiv now buys about 60 percent of the <a href="https://mil.in.ua/en/news/ukraine-buys-60-of-the-world-s-mavic-drones/#:~:text=Ukraine%20buys%2060%25%20of%20the%20total%20volume%20of%20Chinese%20Mavic,including%20the%20Chinese%2Dmade%20ones.">worlds supply of DJIs popular Mavic quadcopter</a>. But thats obviously not an option for the US when China itself is the anticipated adversary.
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Still, Greenwalt is cautiously excited about the level of ambition involved. “Can we basically adopt a manufacturing capability from scratch with new technology? That, I think, is the real revolutionary potential of Replicator.”
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What Ukraine cant teach us
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As futuristic as Replicator may sound, theres still a risk that the US is simply fighting the last war. Stacie Pettyjohn, director of the defense program at CNAS and author of a <a href="https://www.cnas.org/publications/reports/evolution-not-revolution">recent study of drone innovation in the war in Ukraine</a>, questions the degree to which the lessons of that war — one where small, less capable, but easily replaceable drones have played a major role — would be applicable to combat in the Pacific with China.
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“The geography and the distances involved in the Pacific theater are so much greater than in Ukraine, and the type of drones that the United States would employ need to have more range and endurance because theyre likely to be based at least several hundred miles away at the closest and probably much farther than that,” Pettyjohn told Vox. “So unless the United States is going to be pre-positioning drones on Taiwan, its going to need a different class of system.”
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Pettyjohn worries that given the strict timelines established for Replicator, “the type of drones that it is going to end up producing are not going to be a lot of the ones that would be helpful.”
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Pentagon officials declined to comment on the specific operational needs for Replicator but Kumar acknowledged that, “We are dealing with a very different environment, an amphibious environment. And that presents a different set of concepts of operations and targets [than Ukraine].”
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The main advantage of drones, of course, is that they decrease the risks to human troops. “It does allow us to have fewer people in the line of fire by replicating what our soldiers, sailors, airmen, marines, and guardians do very well,” the Pentagon senior official said.
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The shift to a great emphasis on autonomous systems comes at a time when the military is scaling back on its human manpower. In February, the <a href="https://apnews.com/article/army-cuts-soldiers-recruiting-shortfall-9f2f41cbe512f6330ce6008709e3435b">Army announced it was cutting the size</a> of its force by 24,000 — around 5 percent — mainly by not filling already empty posts. The move is part of a deliberate restructuring as the Army shifts away from its post-9/11 focus on counterterrorism, with deep cuts to special operations forces and more staff for drones, air defense, and cyber capabilities. It also comes as the Army has been consistently missing its recruiting goals.
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A potential war with China is likely to involve greater numbers of troops in combat, and greater casualties, <a href="https://www.vox.com/world-politics/2024/1/6/24026992/taiwan-china-president-war-xi-jinping-asia-semiconductors-chips">than the US has seen in decades</a>. Its possible that in the future, <a href="https://www.vox.com/robots">robots</a> may be able to make up, to some extent, for human manpower in wars like these. We can only hope we wont have to find out.
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-sports">From The Hindu: Sports</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Indian Premier League 2024 | Shreyas Iyers comeback in spotlight in Starc vs Cummins showdown</strong> - On paper, KKR with a star-studded batting and spin-heavy attack to complement Starcs pace, will be overwhelming favourites.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Indian Premier League 2024 | Comeback-man Pant the highlight as Delhi Capitals take on Punjab Kings</strong> - Punjab Kings have rarely come together as a unit to go the distance, making Delhi Capitals the favourites for the day game</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Pérez downplays speculation of his Red Bull teammate Verstappen leaving to join Mercedes in F1</strong> - Pérez remains convinced the team is united.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Motor racing | Verstappen wants more focus on car, not Red Bull drama</strong> - Verstappen, who has won the last three world championships with Red Bull, said the internal strife had no impact on his performance or comfort within the team.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Badminton | Treesa-Gayatri win, Tanisha-Ashwini lose in Swiss Open</strong> - World no. 26 Treesa and Gayatri will face Australias Setyana Mapasa</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-the-hindu-national-news">From The Hindu: National News</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>ASAP Kerala invites applications for cybersecurity course</strong> - With no prior experience necessary to apply, the programme is accessible to beginners</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Aviation regulator DGCA slaps ₹80 lakh fine on Air India for violations of norms related to flight duty time limitations</strong> - The DGCA said there were instances of exceeding duty periods, wrongly marked training records and overlapping duties.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Tiruchi Corporation expedites repairs at Periyar Nagar Collector Well</strong> - Of the 2,40,000 households in the city, 1,20,000 dependen on the Corporations water supply; the civic body recently introduced alternate day water supply</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>After withdrawing from Lok Sabha poll race, Congress national spokesperson Rohan Gupta now quits party</strong> - Rohan Gupta, who had been given a Lok Sabha ticket from the Ahmedabad East seat by the Congress, withdrew from the race last Monday citing his fathers ill health</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Water storage in Indias key reservoirs is at 38% ahead of summer season</strong> - Reservoirs in the South have reported lower storage levels compared to last year, data shows</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-bbc-europe">From BBC: Europe</h1>
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<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Blackouts hit Ukraine after wave of Russia strikes</strong> - Ukraine says Russia trying to cause failure of countrys energy system after widespread attack.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Fleeing Ukraines embattled border villages</strong> - Ukrainians are leaving villages occupied by Russia amid a rise in cross-border attacks by both sides.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Bosnia and Herzegovina to begin talks to join EU</strong> - The bloc has given the green light to start membership talks with the country, eight years after it first applied.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Big missile attack targets Ukrainian capital</strong> - At least 17 people were injured as debris from more than 30 intercepted missiles fell on Kyiv, officials say.</p></li>
<li data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Ukraine, Iceland, Georgia &amp; Greece in finals</strong> - Ukraine will play Iceland in Wroclaw, Georgia will host Greece, and Poland will visit Wales in Tuesdays three Euro 2024 play-off finals.</p></li>
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<h1 data-aos="fade-right" id="from-ars-technica">From Ars Technica</h1>
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<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Never-before-seen data wiper may have been used by Russia against Ukraine</strong> - AcidRain, discovered in 2022, is tied to AcidPour. Both are attributed to Russia. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=2012093">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>More than half of chickenpox diagnoses are wrong, study finds</strong> - Vaccination has dramatically reduced cases, making clinical diagnoses tricky. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=2012079">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>SpaceXs workhorse launch pad now has the accoutrements for astronauts</strong> - “This system will help us scale to bigger towers and spaceships.” - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=2011649">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Worlds first global AI resolution unanimously adopted by United Nations</strong> - Nonbinding agreement seeks to protect personal data and safeguard human rights. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=2012004">link</a></p></li>
<li><p data-aos="fade-left" data-aos-anchor-placement="bottom-bottom"><strong>Apples green message bubbles draw wrath of US attorney general</strong> - RCS and green bubbles in iPhone-to-Android texts play role in Apple/DOJ battle. - <a href="https://arstechnica.com/?p=2012027">link</a></p></li>
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A CEO of a multinational corporation was flying across the Pacific and decided he had to go to the bathroom. So he got up and started walking down the aisle, but just as he passed the plane door it malfunctioned, opened and he was sucked out.
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Miraculously he survived landing in the water and saw a tropical island nearby. He swam to it, certain that he would soon be rescued. However, fifteen years passed and no one came to his rescue. Fortunately there was a spring on the island and he survived on coconuts and fish.
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Finally one day, as he was drawing sand pictures at the beach, he sees a woman in a trim-fitting scuba outfit emerge from the ocean.
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She is beautiful!
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She says, “Are you Fred Jacobson?” He says, “Why yes I am.”
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“Congratulations, I am from Rescue Inc., and we have been attempting to find you since you were lost. Now tell me, how long has it been since youve had a smoke?”
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“Well, of course its been about 15 years.”
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So she reaches down the front of her wet-suit on the left side and pulls out a package of Players cigarettes. “How in the world did you know that my favorite brand was Players?”
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“We have researched all of your preferences very carefully Fred, we want to do a good job.”
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So as Fred is taking a deep, satisfying drag on his cigarette, the rescuer says, “And how long has it been since youve had a drink?”
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“Well, thats fifteen years too.” And so she reaches down inside the wetsuit on the other side and pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels.
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“How did you know that Jack Daniels was my favorite drink?”
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“Well, Fred, as I said we have looked into all of those things too, do you mind if I have a drink too?”
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“No, of course not.” And they both put a couple away.
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Then, as she starts to peel off the wet suit she says, “And tell me Fred, how long has it been since youve played around?”
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“Dont tell me youve got a set of golf clubs in there!”
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The second says “Thats nothing. I was cleaning my daughters room the other day when I came across a full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didnt even know she drank”. Then the third speaks up. “Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughters room the other day and I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didnt even know she had a penis”.
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…a bad teacher?
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His mother sees his state and asks him, “What on earth have you been up to all day?” The boy turns to his mother and proudly says, “Well Mom, Ive been out fucking and fighting all day.” His mother is shocked by his words and angrily responds, “How dare you speak like that? You go to your room, this minute and no supper for you! Just wait till your father gets home and I tell him what you said!” The boy just skulks up to his room, head bowed in shame.
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A little while later, the father comes home and calls out, “Hi honey Im home!” Immediately, the mother approaches him and tells him, “Do you know what your son said to me? When I asked him how his day was, he told me he was out fucking and fighting all day.” Taken aback, the father replies, “He said what?” Again, the mother repeats, “He told me he was fucking and fighting all day, in those words”.
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Furiously, the man throws down his bag and jacket and storms into the kitchen. He rifles through the cupboards, pulling out a large iron skillet. The wife looks at him frightened and asks, “Please dear, what do you plan on doing with that?”
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The father turns to her and, with a smile says, “Im going to fry him up a steak. The poor boy cant be out fucking and fighting all day on an empty stomach now can he?”
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I have sex twice a year
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